UGMA/OLA War Chronicles -- Chapter 6

Date: Sat, 11 Jan 1997 02:18:38 -0500 (EST)
To: ranma@usagi.jrd.dec.com
From: WebDragon
Subject: Never fear, Ted! Being a member of OLA has its advantages...

Insane Kun :

< You're back?! I'm going down there right now to straighten this out. >
< Me: Hello, Mister Evil Man! >
< 666: Call me Satan, Hades, the Devil, but not Mister Evil Man! >
< Me: Okay, Mister Evil Man. You can have this for an eternity, or the sporkster. Take your pick. Dontcha like me, Mister Evil Man? >
< 666: OKAY! I'll take Ted! Just get away! >
< Me: 'Kay, I love you(no, I don't), bye bye![I appear back on Earth.] Bye, Ted. >
< Ted: What do you mean? I'm not going anywh-- [disappears in another flash of flame] >

Oh my, a convert of OLA in trouble.....

Kasumi(2) : Why, hello there, Lucifer!

Lucifer : Wh-why....hello, Kasumi! Whatever brings your august presence in my r-realm?

Kasumi(2) : A convert of OLA, Ted Wang by name, is being held against your will and his will.

I'd like to have him back, please? If it is not too much trouble for you, that is....

Lucifer : B-by all means, Kasumi!! That Insane Kun fella has some leverage on me, though...and I'm....

Kasumi(2) : Wondering if I could ask him to stop acting so childish to you?

Of course I can. Maybe a soothing backrub will ease his tensions.....

Lucifer : Uh....yeah. Backrub. That's it.

Ted : See, I knew being a convert of OLA has its advantages.... (disappears back to Earth)

Kasumi(2) : Would you like a backrub, Lucifer?

Lucifer : N-no! I mean, no. I feel mighty fine today, Kasumi.

Kasumi(2) : Alright. If you say so. I think I left the pot on at home, so please excuse me.....(she leaves)

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Insane Kun : Ha ha ha! I sure showed that Ted!! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Kasumi(2) : Oh my, you sound like you're stressed out. Would you like a backrub?

(Insane Kun suddenly notices that Kasumi(2) is just two steps away from him, her hands behind her back and a KasumiSmile(tm) on her face.)

Insane Kun : Um....which Kasumi are you?

Kasumi(2) : Kasumi. Who else? (takes a step)

Insane Kun : (takes a step back) No!! NO!! I mean, are you OLA or TKSP?

Kasumi(2) : I'm afraid I don't understand, Insane Kun. Here, let me ease your tensions for you....

(she looms over Insane Kun and blocks the light coming from the buzzing lightbulb overhead.....)

........Dumm....de-dum dum! Dumm...de- dum dum dummmmmmm!!!