UGMA/OLA War Chronicles -- Chapter 12-B

Date: Fri, 17 Jan 1997 20:53:36 -0800 (PST)
To: ranma@usagi.jrd.dec.com
From: Insane-kun
Subject: No, Ted.

Fred said:
< Kasumi (2) is brought before Insane-kun in carbonite. Justicar kneals before his dictator. "I have captured the prey of our hunt." >
< "Excellent." Insane-kun says. "Was it difficult to obtain." >
< "Oh yes, it was a gloriuos battle worthy of song. She put up an excellent fight. However my superior skill brought the foul demoness to her knees." >
< "I am pleased. Allow me to look upon your prize." >
< "Yes, my liege." The carbonite casing is brought in so that the Insane one may scrutinize it. He looks at it. For some reason the figure in carbonite has a beard and a wig appears to be twisted sideways.Upon closer examination it is world famous Hollywood stuntman Jack "Danger" Robinson. Realization hits. >
< "You idiot!" the now infuriated Insane-kun yells to Justicar. "You captured her stunt double!" Justicar looks on with shock. "Guards take him away and toss him into the pit of starving chinchillas." Justicar is dragged away, begging for mercy. >

Now, now, Ted, I would never do that. After all, it appears there are MANY look-a-likes to Kasumi(2). Justicar did his job, which is to find and apprehend anything that LOOKS like Kasumi(2). But we shall find the real Kasumi(2) someday...

<< Well, they believe that there's Ucchan and Ukkyo, the evil one. I'm not saying I believe any of this nonsense, mind you, but... ^_^ Ted, you wouldn't be involved in this group, would you? >>

¿Tienes una vida? ¿Es verdad? ¡Ay, carajo! (It should be: "La Iglesia De La Una Verdadera Ucchan." Even if Ukyo does sometimes act(and look) like a man.)

> -Ted Wang
> Tienes T.P.? T.P. por mi bunghole? =

No tengo T.P. por tu bunghole. Por què necesètaslo?

I can't be on here much longer. I'll reply to everything else when I can. Sorry.