UGMA/OLA War Chronicles -- Chapter 14-B

Date: Mon, 20 Jan 1997 02:42:22 EST
To: ranma@usagi.jrd.dec.com
From: tsw1@juno.com (Ted Wang)
Subject: Re: It's a frame up!

< Hey, Ted, you jerk, I thought you said you were going to stop coming over to our house at night! Ranma's getting suspicious! And I'm getting worn out. Even though you are good... >

< Tendo Akane >
< "Ranma no baka!" >

Ted is walking down a street. Ranma, Kunou, Soun, Ryouga, and Ukyou walk in front of him. "Hey guys what's up." Ted asks unsuspectingly.

"You know what's up son." Soun says in a terrifying monotone.

"How dare you practice your lechery on the virtuos Akane Tendo." Kunou proclaims.

"How could you betray me like that!" Ukyou yells pulling out the spatula.

"Akane is my fiance. You touch her and I'll kill you." Ranma declares cracking his knuckles.

"Wang Saojay you shall pay for what you have done to Akane!!" Ryouga cries flaming a green.

"Pay for what?! What did I do? What about Akane?" Ted asks with shock. "I have no idea what your talking about." They hand him the post. He looks at it with shock. "Hey this can't be the real Akane! You don't believe this BS do you?"

"I shall smite thee!!!!" Kunou leaps at Ted. Ted uses his spork and knocks Kunou out. That still leaves the other martial artist of much higher caliber. They all charge forth. A large fight insues. Ted is able to hold them off for a while but quickly looses ground against the 4. It leaves him with only one choice.

"Professor, bodyslide one to HQ." He instantly teleports to his hidden fortress millions of miles beneath the Earth's crust. "Professor, what happened?"

"Apparently, someone impersonating Akane Tendou has claimed that the two of you were knocking boots. The rest is fairly self explanatory." a voice says.

"Great. Begin a trace. We must find this person. Somehow I have a feeling it might be from Purdue. Focus there." Ted commands. "Now all I have to do is avoid anyone trying to bonk me off for something I didn't do." Ted turns around.

"That wasn't a very nice thing you did to my sister." Kasumi (2) says in her calm demure. She hold up her hands with the Freddy Kruger nails.

"Wait! I didn't do it! It was a hoax! I was framed!" Ted begs. "I'm OLA!"

-Ted Wang
OLA
I'm innocent!