UGMA/OLA War Chronicles -- Chapter 15-A

Date: Mon, 20 Jan 1997 03:11:47 EST
To: ranma@usagi.jrd.dec.com
From: tsw1@juno.com (Ted Wang)
Subject: Re: The Wang Raid

< Doesn't really matter. All you need is like, say, Nabiki(2), Ukyou(2), Shampoo(2), Ryouga(2), Akane(2), or any (2) adapted from any popular character groups to fight against Kasumi(2) >

Yes but Kasumi(2) was the originator.

Greg:
< I have given up on OLA, I work with chopsticks, not Axes! Besides, The Philosophical Kasumi sounds more like a Kasumi to me. *DEEP INHALE* Ah, the confusion has settled...what was I just doing? No Not Again!!! >

Too bad. You would have been a fine addition. If the other Kasumi appeals to you more talk to our host faction The Tendou Kasumi School of Philosophy.

< BOTH Lauras at the same Gate? I'm THERE!! >

< Someone please watch Gate 10 for me, will ya? >

<< <*Jason runs off toward the First Gate--several miles away*> >>

Ted parachutes onto the 10th gate Jason has left unguarded. Jason has just broken Insane's fifth rule. He plays some Super Bomberman on Jason's SNES. He then spray paints "Ted was here" on the gate and leaves using his Cyrus X-1.

Insane:
< Don' make me break my foot off in yo' ass! ^_^ >

That's my White Mama.

Greg inquired:
< Anyone Know where a guy could get Ranma 1/2 Hard Battle for the SNES? >

I've seen it in a three pack in the bargain bin at Software Etc. I got mine at KayBee. A store in Torrance, Ca. called GameLand has several used copies.

-Ted Wang
OLA


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UGMA/OLA War Chronicles -- Chapter 15-B

Date: Mon, 20 Jan 1997 03:06:33 -0600
To: "'Ranma ML'"
From: Jason Hicks
Subject: RE: The Wang Raid

Ted's delusion is as follows:

< Ted parachutes onto the 10th gate Jason has left unguarded. Jason has just broken Insane's fifth rule. He plays some Super Bomberman on Jason's SNES. He then spray paints "Ted was here" on the gate and leaves using his Cyrus X-1. >

Or so his drug addicted brain thinks. But in reality, he has succumbed to the addiction of Super Bomberman, and is now only a shell of his former self, while his mind wanders to happier thoughts...such as delusions of vandalism and escape...

But that is impossible! Jason's 100 Topless Dancers (I'm gonna work THAT into a special attack TOO) hold Ted in captivity until Jason, gasping for breath on his return, arrives.

Jason: Man! That's WAY too far! I need a car or something!
Dancer1: Master, we have an intruder!
Jason: Aah! A guest! And it's the One Man Ukyou Band, no less!
Dancer2: What should we do with him, master?
Jason: Throw 'im in the lounge. And dance for 'im, got that?
Dancers 1&2: Yes, master!

Ted doesn't know how lucky he is to be trapped in Gate 10! ^_^

Jason Hicks
jdh@idcnet.com


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