UGMA/OLA War Chronicles -- Chapter 18-A

Date: Mon, 20 Jan 1997 12:59:47 -0500 (EST)
To: ranma@usagi.jrd.dec.com
From: KasumiDragon
Subject: For the enjoyment of OLA members

< I think Kasumi(2) especially would enjoy the dancers! >

< Jason Hicks
jdh@idcnet.com >

Jason Hicks leans back on his chair and smiles. WIthin the 10th gate, nothing can go wrong. He has everything figured out. Video cameras, Super Bombastic Man, the pet chinchilla on his desk, the FIVE cloaked figures looming up behind him.....

"Jason Hicks."

Jason leaps out of his chair in fright at that voice. He KNEW that voice....it's....it's.......

"Me, Kasumi(2). My followers are here to mete justice out on you. I'm a woman of goodly virtues, Jason, and I think you need a backrub."

Kasumi(2) smiles and gestures at Jason. The four cloaked figures pull out their respective weapons. A plasma axe, SLPOnails, 5" nails and a 4x nailgun.

*HACK* *CHOP* *DICE* *SLICE* *HACKHACKHACK*

>SLASH< >GUT< >SLICE< >CLAWCLAWCLAWCLAW<

>SLASH< >MUTILATE< >DECAPITATE< >MANGLEMANGLEMANGLE<

@BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM(ping!)BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM@

UGMA/OLA War Chronicles -- Chapter 18-B

Date: Mon, 20 Jan 1997 20:03:52 -0500
To: ranma@usagi.jrd.dec.com
CC: bowers4@onslowonline.net
From: Icer
Subject: A little late. 13UGMA unity, OLA cowardice, and answers for Andy

OLA did write:

< Jason Hicks leans back on his chair and smiles. WIthin the 10th gate, nothing can go wrong. He has everything figured out. Video cameras,Super Bombastic Man, the pet chinchilla on his desk, the FIVE cloaked figures looming up behind him..... >

< "Jason Hicks." >

< Jason leaps out of his chair in fright at that voice. He KNEW that voice....it's....it's....... >

< "Me, Kasumi(2). My followers are here to mete justice out on you. I'm a woman of goodly virtues, Jason, and I think you need a backrub." >

< Kasumi(2) smiles and gestures at Jason. The four cloaked figures pull out their respective weapons. A plasma axe, SLPOnails, 5" nails and a 4x nailgun. >

< *HACK* *CHOP* *DICE* *SLICE* *HACKHACKHACK* >

< >SLASH< >GUT< >SLICE< >CLAWCLAWCLAWCLAW< >

< >SLASH< >MUTILATE< >DECAPITATE< >MANGLEMANGLEMANGLE< >

< @BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM(ping!)BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM@ >

Hey fight fair!! No ganging up on my bud.

[Icer slowly starts to turn blue. His molecular structure becomes more dense than diamond. No heat can penetrate the Aura of Ice surrounding him in a 10' radius (so don't get any ideas Webdragon). He jumps on to his teleportation pad, and appears momentarily at gate #10.]

Icer: "GET AWAY FROM HIM!!"

OLA: "What?!"

[Icer's visage is twisted in concentration. A high pitched whine pierces the air as he shoots forth a stream of ice from his hands. Kasumi(2) is caught in ray of ice.]

Kasumi(2): "NO!!!!"

[Kasumi(2) starts to freeze over. Her claws start to make crackling noises just before they explode from pressure. Kasumi(2) shares the same grizzly fate moments later, showering the room with pieces of her frozen carcass. Icer turns to her followers.]

Icer: (with an evil grin) "Who's next?"

OLA ( minus Kasumi(2) ): "AHHHHHH!"

[OLA shows their cowardice as they flee from the premises.]

A severly battered Jason: "Thanks, Icer."

Icer: "No problem."

Jason: "I think you enjoyed that." (smiling)

Icer: (remains silent, but smiles back evilly.)

Jason: "Well so much for the party."

Icer: "Don't worry, I invited all of my friends, HEY COME ON IN!"

Alaska Babe(1): "Are you alright Jason? Want me to kiss it and make it better?"

Alaska Babe(2): "Here, I'll make you feel better. Where does it hurt?"

The rest of the Gang that was invited: "LET'S PARTY!"

[The party quickly gets started and everybody proceeds having a great time... especially Jason ;>]

Andy wrote:
< While all Ranma 1/2 characters are probably created equal, that probably doesn't change why people like them. Why do so many people like Akane? There has to be some reason. It might not prove that Akane is better than anyone else, but it shows why she is liked more by more people! >

< So, share why you like Shampoo! >

1. I said I like them all, just some a little more than others.
2. I already stated why I liked Shampoo.
3. I don't care why more people like Akane, I only care why I like Akane (though I like Shampoo more).

--

Icer
Adamant believer in the divine origins of Shampoo's ethereal beauty.
Defender of the 2nd Gate of the 13ULGMA.
Holer of one of the LARGEST oosik's ever found!
Ask me what an oosik is. I'll tell ya.