The DragonBall Z Fighters meets the Urameshi
Gang
by Bulma Briefs
Yuu Yuu Hakusho, Dragonball
Hi again! This is Top Ace! I wrote another one, but this one is funny, not any of my puberty-induced fanfics that have all that hentai stuff... Not that it's bad or anything, But I just wanted to get one of my non-hentai ideas up and running. This is the cross over of Dragon Ball Z and Yu Yu Hakusho!
Oh, and all disclaimers and that kind of crap, yada, yada.
The Dragon Ball Z Fighters meets the Urameshi gang
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Vegeta was putting on his clothes, after Bulma's "forced" rituals of marriage. (You probably know which ritual.) "Come on Bulma, we already got Trunks, you don't need another kid!"
"Shut up and get dressed!"
Vegeta, the second most powerful fighter in the world after Goku, had to cower before the might of his wife. "Grrrr," Vegeta muttered as he put on the rest of his clothes.
Hiei was putting on his pants after a night of fun and games with Kurama. "I don't know why you always start these things." "Me?" Kurama asked with an innocent look. "You're the one who said 'Oh! Give me more!' I certainly didn't start it this time." Hiei, who had finished putting on his clothes, glared at him, put his coat on and jumped out the window.
Now considering how fast Hiei is, and considering how fast Vegeta is, you would think, "Hey! They would probably be neck and neck in a race, right?" Well, you're about to see...
Hiei was jumping from tree to telephon pole to tree, trying to get to a quiet place to think. Then he saw another whir come from the opposite direction. "Who the hell is that? So, he thinks he's faster than me, well I'll show him!" And Hiei raced off to see who this blazing fast character really was.
Vegeta, also looking for some peace and quiet from Bulma (If you've seen Dragon Ball, then you know how loud she can be) also saw a blur from the treetops. Thinking that it was Goku, he decided to go after it. "So Goku, you may be stronger than me, but you can't be as fast as me!" And then Vegeta took off after the dark blur.
Hiei and Vegeta met up in the middle, both realizing that the other wasn't who they thought it was. "Who are you?" they both shouted. Vegeta took the first shot.
"I am Vegeta. Who are you?"
"Hiei."
Vegeta looked at this man and realized that he must be like him, wearing dark clothes with spiky hair. "So... you need some peace and quiet?" Hiei looked at him, wondering what this stupid ningen was thinking.
"Yes, but how did you know I needed quiet?"
"It was written all over your face. You and I are a lot alike. The dark clothes, the spiky hair, thinkin' that we're better that these humans..."
Hiei nearly choked. "You... You're not human?" Vegeta looked at him. Did he really look like a weak human? Maybe it was spending all that time with Bulma. But still, she was pretty... "HEY! I said, Are you Human?" Vegeta looked up and realized that he still had company. "No, I'm from another planet." "Well," Hiei said, "I'm from another world too, but not one up in space." Vegeta looked up and smirked. "Well then, it looks like we have a lot to talk about." The two new friends (Well, as close as two people like them can get to being friends) jumped off to some place in the park to talk and think.
Goku was flying all over the place, looking for Vegeta. "Hmmm, I wonder where he could be? Bulma said he would be in the park, but obviously he isn't here. I had better check back with the others." Bulma had sent out Goku, Krilyin and Gohan out to find Vegeta. She yelled at him a lot, but she really cared about Vegeta. Meanwhile, Yusuke, Kuwabara and Kurama were looking for Hiei. "HIEI! Oh Hiei! Come out, come out where ever you are?" And they kept up this racket until they ran into Goku's group. Goku was the first to speak. "Excuse me, have you guys seen someone with spiky hair, kind of short..." Yusuke immediately perked up.
"Hey! We're looking for someone that is short with spiky hair too!"
"Does he have a bad attitude?"
"Yes!"
"Is his name Vegeta?"
"No!"
Krilyin put his hands behind his head. "Is it possible?" he asked. "Could there be two people with the same features and personalities?" They all looked at the bald-headed monk. "The guy we're looking for is named Hiei, so I guess there must be two of them," Yusuke replied. Everyone started to wonder if they were related or not...
"Foolish humans," Vegeta said as he watched the ongoing converstion between Goku's group and Yusuke's group from a branch high up on the tree. Hiei, sitting on a branch across from his, muttered his agreement.
"Why don't they just leave us alone. It's not that we need to be constantly social or anything."
This Vegeta likes to whine a lot, Hiei thought.
"I mean, why can't they just leave me alone. It's like they're goading me because I'm just a little less powerful than Goku..."
"You whine too much."
"WHAT DID YOU SAY??"
"I'm just saying you whine too much."
"Why you little...!"
"Who you calling little?"
At that point, Goku and the others could sense a growing power above their heads. They all looked up, to see a enraged Vegeta powering up to Super Saiyan and ready to beat the crap out of Hiei, while the little demon's hand was crackling with energy, ready to give him a death punch.
Goku: "We found them."
Krilyin: "You .. uh .. want to stop them?"
Kuwabara: "At this point, I think it's impossible to stop them."
Kurama: "If we don't, this park and all the plants will become tossed salad."
Gohan: "We'd better stop them."
Yusuke: "Um ...Okay."
So they all charged up their energy and ... yelled at the top of their lungs, "STOP!"
Hiei and Vegeta looked down saw their friends, looked at each other, both realizing that they had been caught, reverted back to normal and settled down near the two groups.
"VEGETA!!!" Vegeta cringed. That voice, that screeching, yet somewhat pretty voice came cutting across the air. "Vegeta! I need some help with Trunks!" Bulma, pushing Trunks in a stroller, walked straight up to Vegeta, handed him a diaper bag, some towels and a baby bottle.
"Clean him and feed him okay? I gotta fix the car."
Vegeta pleaded, "But, I have other things planned..."
"DO IT NOW!!!"
Vegeta cringed again. He hated doing this. He set Trunks on a towel on the ground and started changing him. The others had quietly sneaked away when they first heard Bulma's voice, so Vegeta was alone. "Some day son," Vegeta muttered to Trunks, "I'm gonna teach you how to talk, so you can talk back to your mother for me."
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Did you like it? Sorry about some of the perverted stuff in the beginning, I guess I can't get away from being a teenager, heh heh...
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