Happy Birthday, Yukina2-san!
by Hikari
Hikari: *rolls out GIANT BIG ASS
cake* OK guys, you know the drill...
Hiei: Hell no.. over MY dead body.
Kurama: Hiei... Common' be a sweetheart and sit on the cake. We're all
out of candles and we need to improvise
Hikari: ^-^()
Hiei: What am I? A cheap pieve of plastic decoration?!?! I think NOT!!!
*stomps off*
Kurama: *sigh* please don't make this any harder on yourself...
Hiei: *Stomping off... STILL*
Hikari: Ne, Hiei-san, Kurama is stepping on your coat... That could be
why you're not moving...
Hiei:Hn! *yanks out coat and stomps off*
Hikari: My he's irritable...
Kurama: It's because I didn't *whisper whisper whisper* Last night...
Hikari: O_O
Hiei: WHAT DID YOU TELL HER?!?!
Kurama: Nothing relevant ^_^
Hikari: Guys... Birthday.. Cake... Yukina2-san...
Hiei: No.
*Yukina2-san has entered the room*
Hikari: *slaps her forehead*
Yukina2-san: Hi guys! *sees Kurama* Hi Kurama-san... *blush blush blush*
Hiei: *rolls eyes*
Hikari: *hits him* You be nice or I will slap you into another weird fic!
Hiei: Ch' Happy Birthday...
Hikari: ^^()
Yukina2-san: Arigatou...
Kurama: And for your birthday.. *reaches into his hair*
*pulls out Mallorey-san*
*Pulls out Kichigai-san*
*pulls out Rin-san*
*Pulls out Rose-san*
*pulls out Bonz-san*
*pulls out Hieiko-san*
*pulls out umm the YYH cast? O_o??*
Hikari: Never fails.
Kurama: *He bends down to her, takes her petite hand into his and kisses
it ever so lightly. Kurama looks deep into her eyes, glistening with
love and compassion... He whispers...:* Happy Birthday... *Another kiss
to the hand, and another to her neck... Rising he...*
Yusuke: HEY HEY HEY!!! This isn't a official fic you know!
Hikari: *takes out a mallet* YOU BE QUIET! KEIKO LOANED ME THIS AND I
KNOW HOW TO USE IT!!!
Yusuke: *shrinks*
Hikari: *clears throat* As I was typing...
Kurama:*He draws closer to her, until his warm hot breath bounced of her
face... and then...*
Kuwabara: *stomach growls* Guys... where's the cake?
Hikari: >:{ YOU'RE KILLING THE MOOD!!!!
Rin-san and Bonz-san: Common' idiot, lets go and get ice cream..
Hiei: *eye brighten* ice cream??? *follows them*
Rose-san: ahahah...*grabs him by the collar* we need you here.
Hiei: *Pout*
Hikari: Ne, mallorey-san... Hieiko-san... keep him busy...
Both: *evil grins* No problem...*drool*
Hikari: ok.. ONE more time.
Yukina2-san:<3 <3 <3 *sigh* <3 <3 <3
Kurama: *as he looks into her more intently than ever, he smiles warmly
and presses his sweet lips to hers so amoursly she...*
Yukina2-san: *faints*
Hikari: O_O uh... until she faints...
Kurama: I'll take her to bed...*walks off*
Hiei: >:X <- funny looking face ne?
Hikari: Why Hiei are you jealous?
Hiei: *apparently cvered with three girls, poor little guy, he can't
talk* <-- umm... this isn't hentai O.o
*Bonz-san and Rin-san enter the room*
Both: hey! what about us! *they dive into the er.. Hiei..uh..hmm.. I'll
let you decide what to call this..
Yusuke: Well? Aren't you going to join them?
Hikari: Nah... I don't deserve him
SILENCE
Hiei: Then why the hell do you TORTURE me?!?!?!
Hikari: Because when a man suffers, it attracts the dames. It's some
sort of... uh... I guess emotional turn-on.
Hiei: Hn.
Keiko: Ne, Hikari-chan, how are you going to end this fic?
Yusuke: IT ISNT A FIC!!!
Hikari: Ah, but it CAN be. We'll just turn this into a splash fic. Guys,
to continue the story, write whatever the heck you want by responding to
this message! As long as it connects to what happend, it's a fic!
Yukina (the other one): ^^ Resourceful ne? What will we call it?
Botan:*bounces around* How about A Night with Kurama???
SILENCE.
Hikari: Ok... How about... I don't know... let the birthday girl
decide... Happy Birthday Yukina2-san! May you have many more beautiful
dreams, with faithful Youko at your side!
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