Hi! Barney must Die! So, this fic is about, well, a whole bunch of crap. Basically, this is one VERY crazy fic with crossovers of Sailor Moon, YYH and DBZ. Enjoy! Warnings: Yaoi, Silliness, Out of Character, Self Insert (I know, go ahead and flame me)
Oh yeah, and all characters belong to their original owners, blah blah blah, disclaimers and that kind of crap apply, yada, yada...
"C'mon Koenma! I'm tryin' to enjoy my summer vacation." Yusuke was very peeved at the Lord of the dead. "Deal with it Yusuke. There has been a terrible outbreak of Barney-fever. You and the others have to stop it." Koenma fixed Yusuke with a stony glare. "And no screwing around! You have to stop it" Yusuke sighed and left the Gate of Hell feeling very irritated.
"Scouts! You must band together to fight this menace." Luna was serious. "The Barney epidemic is spreading like wild fire. You scouts have to stop it!" Artemis said. Serena (Usagi) started whining. "Awwww. Come on Luna, do we have to?" "Serena! You, as Sailor Moon, must defend the people of Tokyo. Do you understand scouts?" Raye, Lita, Amy and Mina all shouted an enthusiatic "Yes!" and shouted, "Mars Star Power! Jupiter Star Power! Mercury Star Power! Venus Star Power!" Serena finally got her act together and shouted, "Moon Crystal Power!"
On Kami's tower, the Z fighters could feel an immense evil floating around Japan. "An evil creature called Barney has taken over parts of Tokyo," announced Kami. "You have to try to stop it." Goku, Piccolo, Gohan and Krilyin all nodded their heads, understanding their predicament.
"I love you, you love me..." As the song of terror swooped across the air waves, hundreds of little kids suddenly became hypnotized by the evil song.
Yusuke and the team found the TV station first. "All right. Kuwabara and I will go left. Kurama and Hiei, you take...! Can you guys make out later! We have work to do!" Kurama looked up. "Wha... Sorry Yusuke. (Whispers to Hiei) We'll finish later..." Kurama and Hiei jumped to right, while Yusuke and Kuwabara attacked from the left. But the hypnotizing affects of the song took its toll on the fighters. "I... can't... stand... this... song.... Must... talk... like... this..."
The sailor scouts ran to the TV station. "I feel very bad vibes here," said Sailor Mars. "I can feel them too," said Venus. "Alright Scouts. Lets bust in and kick some butt," said Jupiter. "Jupiter Thunderclap... ZAP!" The door flew open and the scouts ran inside, searching for the horrid purple creature.
Goku, Gohan, Krilyin and Piccolo all flew for the TV station. "There it is!" said Gohan. Krilyin shivered. "I can feel a great evil coming from that station." Goku nodded his head. Then let's go!"
The scouts reached the top of the station. There were four teenage boys, rolling on the floor, trying to get away from the song. Lita looked at Kurama. "Wow! He looks like my old boyfriend, only way cuter." The scouts sweatdropped. Then Sailor Moon started her speech. "Anyway, hold it right there! I am Sailor Moon the protector of love and justice. (She waves her hands around) In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!" The evil Barney creature just laughed and sung even louder. The scouts dropped to their knees with the shockwave. "Ahh!" Jupiter stood up. "That's it. Jupiter Thunderclap ZAP!" Venus stood up too. "Venus Love chain ENCIRCLE!" The thunderclap and the chain just reflected off the purple monster. "No! It didn't work!" Mercury stood up. "Let me have shot. Shard Aqua Illusion!" The blast hits the creature, but only suceeds in freezing the tail. "What?" Mars struggled to stand. "I've had enough. Mars Celestial Fire SURROUND!" The fire rings burned up the purple skin a little, then dissapated. "Ugh! Sailor Moon...! Sailor Moon!" She had her hands to her ears, but her eyes were hypnotized already. "No!" The Barney creature ran up to them, and swung all of them out of the way with his tail. It hurt, because of the ice on it. It was about to leap on Sailor Moon, when a rose got in It's way. "It's Tuxedo Mask!" "How dare you, hypnotizing little kids with your evil song! Take this!" He threw a dozen roses at monster. While It tried to wipe the roses out of his sight, Tuxedo Mask took Sailor Moon in his arms. "Sailor Moon! Sailor Moon!... Serena, can you hear me?" Sailor Moon woke up, but then a very amused Barney knocked them out. "Ha ha ha! I love you, You love me..."
The Z fighters ran in through an already broken door. "I think someone else has tried to stop the monster..." They reached the top, and saw four teenage boys, five teenage girls and a young man. "Grrrr! That bully! Grrr!" Gohan leapt up and threw a quick KameHa at the monster. But Barney just swiped it back with it's tail. Piccolo quickly pushed Gohan out of the way. "Thanks Mr. Piccolo!" Goku spoke up. "When I say go, we'll all fire our strongest attack. Okay?" "Yes!" "Go!" Piccolo and Gohan used the Masen-kou, Krilyin used the Destructo-Disk and Goku used the KameHameHa. They attacked, with great force. When the dust cleared, the monster reappeared, as if nothing had happened at all. Even the destructo disk was gone! The Z fighters looked at each other. "We'll have to fight it in hand to hand combat," said Goku. "It seems to deflect our energy attacks." The fighters all attacked the monster, head on. But Barney was like putty, and all they succeeded in doing was hurting their hands. Then Barney used his "Super Tummy Tackle" and knocked them all into walls and ceilings... What is to become of our heroes...
Sailor Moon slowly stood up. "Oh no! Darien! I'll fight to protect this planet. For I am Sailor Moon!" Yusuke also stood up. "Hey. If we team up, we can probably destroy the damn thing." Goku also slowly got to his feet. "Yeah. I can create a Genki Dama (Spirit Bomb) to destroy it. But it will take some time to gather the energy." "Then we fight him as one," said Yusuke. "Let's do it!"
Goku raised his hands to the sky. "The earth, the plants, the animals. Everyone, I beg of you to lend me your energy to destroy this monster!" The energy slowly flew in. VERY slowly. Yusuke jumped and attacked the monster. Sailor Moon also got in a couple of kicks. But they were getting tired, and the Genki Dama was not ready yet. "What do we do now? I'm tired!" Yusuke looked at the whining Scout. "We keep fighting..." Out of the corner of his eye, he saw movement from Kurama. Underneath him was...
"Damn. I wish those two would help us fight."
"Huh? Who?"
"Never mind. Attack!"
The Genki Dama was ready. Goku yelled, "Get out of the way!" before he threw it. But Barney pushed it back! Or at least, he was trying. He blew a purple shockwave that hit Sailor Moon directly. But when the shock wave stopped, who would appear but Princess Serenity! "I will defeat you, in the name of the Moon!" Yusuke also powered up. "I only have enough energy for one more shot. But here goes." Goku, Yusuke and Princess Serenity all held their hands in the air. "HAAAAAA!" "Moon Crystal Power!" "Spirit Gun!" The spirit gun and the energy from the silver crystal went into the Genki Dama, making it bigger. Goku pushed it onto Barney. Barney was vaporized to moondust.
The Scouts, Z fighters and the Urameshi gang all congradulated each other on a job well done. Lita was gawking at Kurama, while Yusuke watched Serena and Darien and wondered if he and Keiko could ever be like that. He decided against it. The three groups parted. The Z fighters went back to Kami's tower. The Urameshi gang went back to Genkai's temple. The Sailor Scouts went back to Raye's temple.
And so the world was saved once more by Goku, Serena and Yusuke. But is Barney really gone...?
I love you, you love me, Some one will avenge me...