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SECOND GENERATION PRETTY SOLDIER SAILORCHIBIMOON:
C DRIVES B CRAZY
by
NANAMI KAMIMURA
based from the characters created by
NAOKO TAKEUCHI
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INTRODUCTION
This is another one of those crossover fanfiction stories I made,
this time with Britney Spears. This is set though after the Sailormoon series
were over. To know how Chibiusa came back at this setting, you must know the
synopses of the whole thing first.
Britney is a very popular figure nowadays. She became a hit singer
with her single, "Baby One More Time." A host of awards were awarded to her,
including the 1999 MTV Europe Music Awards. Three other songs as of this wri-
ting followed "Baby One More Time": "Sometimes," "(You Drive Me) Crazy," and
"I Was Born to Make You Happy."
I will try my best to make a story not identical to my last one,
"Bunny and CB Meet Nick Carter." That one was merely based on one of those
"Sailormoon SuperS" episodes.
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SYNOPSES OF "SECOND GENERATION PRETTY SOLDIER SAILORCHIBIMOON"
Three years after Galaxia. Usagi married Mamoru. Ami was taking her
first steps to be a doctor. Rei was training to be head priestess while being
engaged with Jimmy Tsurini. Makoto became a stuntwoman and seventh-degree
black belt karate expert. Minako finally became an idol.
Fourteen-year-old Chibiusa went back from the 30th Century to visit
some old friends and continue her training to be a lady. She lived with Usagi
and Mamoru who by then have a daughter, Hotaru, who looks exactly like Chibi-
usa when she was 10 months old.
Unexpectedly, an evil force from the 30th century went to the 20th to
fulfill Nostradamus's failed prophecy. If the prophecy would have been ful-
filled, they said, they would've been rulers of the world; but they aren't.
The evil force's first step is to victimize a baby. They would take
it and train it to destroy the world. The very first baby they see is Hotaru.
But she was taken care of by Usagi and Chibiusa. When they were both attacked
by an evil monster, Chibiusa [alone] became Sailorchibimoon to stop it. But
the monster was too strong and her powers were not enough. When things seem
hopeless for both Usagi and Sailorchibimoon to save Hotaru, a strange thing
happened. The baby was suddenly surrounded by a force field, while Usagi and
Sailorchibimoon became Serenity and Tranquility (or "Small Lady"), and a mir-
ror appeared between them. Both held the mirror as a sign of Sailormoon pas-
sing her powers to Sailorchibimoon. Then Super Sailorchibimoon became SUPREME
Sailorchibimoon. Her compact transformed from the plain heart shaped one to
a heart-shaped one with a cresent moon and a bolt of lightning in the center.
Her costume changed: her pleated skirt turned plain pink with yellow designs
of unicorns, cresents, stars, and hearts. Her collar became three-striped.
Her neckband was gold with a five-pointed star. The rest of her costume was
almost the same. The mirror was actually a weapon; it magically turns into a
Y-type sling shot. With these new powers, Sailorchibimoon went on to defeat
the monster all by herself.
Her circle of friends did not limit only to her fellow [former] Sail-
orettes and members of the Pack (i.d. Sailorstars and Saturn Squad) but also
her other friends that became her classmates, like Masanori, Momoko, Miharu,
Yusuke, etc. Also in that circle of friends were Mark Owen Hart and Magic,
a.k.a. Mahouro. Mark Owen is an American (let's presume he's Australian if we
follow DIC) who moved to Japan to study. Magic, or Mahouro, is Chibiusa's
best bud in the future and is the only one who calls her 'Tranquility' ins-
tead of the honorific 'Small Lady.' In order to follow her to the 20th centu-
ry, he used a time machine similar to the one Dr. Evil used in the movie
"Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me."
And we cannot forget the cats here. Luna, Artemis, Diana, Jove, and
Juno lived with the Chibas because Artemis, Jove, and Juno's owners wouldn't
need them for a while. They, together with Luna and Diana, became house pets.
When Chibiusa came back to the 20th century, Diana was given the opportunity
to become a human being. But since she is still young and doesn't want to be
bullied, she passed that opportunity to Juno, who "wants to experience how
humans live."
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THE STORY
Our story begins with one phone call one May afternoon. Chibiusa came
home that day from school when suddenly, the phone rang. Usagi answered it,
then called, "Chibiusa, it's Momoko." She took the phone and said to person
on the other end, "What's up?" Momoko was in the train station, and she was
in a hurry. She said, "Meet you tomorrow at 10. At the parking lot."
"Why?"
"Britney Spears. She needs people to help her perform."
"Really? But why?"
"Can't tell you now. Gotta go!" She hung up. Chibiusa understood she
was in a hurry.
Britney-mania fever was in town and every teenager was caught with
it, including Chibiusa. But everybody (Usagi, Mamoru, and the cats) doesn't
mind about it. Even Ami doesn't mind. They let her go with the flow.
The next day at the parking lot, Chibiusa, Momoko, Miharu, Yusuke,
Masanori, Mark Owen, and Magic (let's call him Mahouro from now on) were sur-
prised to see that the parking lot was packed. It was more then Britney could
have been expected. But she knew this would happen.
"Britney needed 20 dancers from around here to team up with her dan-
cers at May 6th. She'll be the one to pick those 20," Momoko explained.
"Really?" Chibiusa said.
But Mark Owen was up to his daydreaming again; "If I was one of those
who will be picked, it would be MMC again." He suddenly remembered the MMC
days when Britney was with Cristina Aguilera and Justin of *N-Sync.
"That'll be nothing, Mark Owen," Miharu bragged, "chances are slim
for you here. In fact, you'll never be picked because you have two left
feet."
"Who are you callin' two left feet?"
As the argument between Miharu and Mark Owen ensued, Chibiusa and the
rest of the gand sighed in confusion and disbelief.
Meanwhile, inside the building adjacent to the parking lot, Britney
and her Japanese translator were looking at the window overlooking the crowd.
The translator said to Britney (in English), "We still need a few more
people, Ms. Spears."
"Good," she answered, "How many should we still have to pick?"
"Two?"
"Let me see." Britney used a pair of binoculars to take a look at the
crowd outside. Then she took notice of Chibiusa's group at the near the edge
of the crowd.
"I'll take the pink-haired girl and the boy wearing the Orlando Magic
jersey beside her."
"Yes, Ms. Spears," the Japanese translator replied.
Then, two security guards went out together with the concert director
and the Japanese translator. They went to Chibiusa's group at the edge of the
crowd. One of them asked, "Which one is the pink-haired one?"
"I am," Chibiusa replied, raising her hand.
"You better come with us. Britney had chosen you."
"Really?"
"How lucky you are, Chibiusa," Momoko said to her. Chibiusa just
blushed.
"And you too, mister," the translator said, talking to Mahouro.
"Me?"
"Yes, you. Now, let's go."
As the two guards escorted Chibiusa and Mahouro towards the building,
the concert director, along with members of the security force, tried to
block the remaining crowd from following. When Chibiusa, Mahouro, the trans-
lator, and the guards were inside, the concert director announced to the
crowd that Britney have chosen 20 people for her concert. After that, the
crowd dispersed.
Meanwhile, the enemies, consisting of Fenrir, Hel, and Jrmungadr
were still planning Yggdrasill, the Tree of Life and everything that revolves
around it. These are not animals like their Norse mythological counterparts
do; they are anthromrophs (half-human, half-animal).
"What can we do to find, that Tree of Life and destroy the earth so
we can make it ours?" Hel asked.
"We know those feeble people have what they call 'holidays'," Fenrir
answered, "This week is one of them. They call it 'Golden Week.' People go
places during that time."
"Problem is," Jrmungadr added, "which one of those places can we
find Yggdrasill?"
"You know in this country," Fenrir explained, "they worship nature.
And nature means trees, plants, and animals. And there are shrines were sac-
red tree are either planted or used to be planted. Where do most people visit
is where we would strike."
"The question now," Hel replied, "is where?"
"You'll never know where."
A voice came from behind the three. It was Nidhggr, the rival of the
three. He is six foot five, a well-built man with fish fins for ears, and
claimed he can bring down Yggdrasill and the whole world to its knees by pul-
ling just one of Yggdrasill's roots.
"Nidhggr, you pessimist!" Hel cried to him as the Three faced him.
"Why? You don't even know where to start."
"We'll really find it for Lady Kali if its the last thing we can do,"
bragged Jrmungadr.
"Suit yourself, losers!" Nidhggr said to them. As he left, a loud
was heard. Fenrir grumbled in anger because of Nidhggr.
Meanwhile, on the first day of Golden Week, Children's Day, Chibiusa
was dressing herself up in her dancing clothes (i.d. jogging pants and close-
fitted t-shirt) while singing "Baby One More Time." Diana watched her on
sayng, "You must be happy today, huh?"
"Yes, Di! I'll be practising today for Britney concert tomorrow."
"You will dance with them? Nineteen locals and Britney's twelve dan-
cers?"
"Yes!"
"But does anybody know about this?"
To answer Diana's question, only Luna and Juno knew about it. Nobody
else knew about it, including Usagi who was planning to take her along with
the family to Sanrio(tm) Puro Land.
Downstairs, Usagi was talking to Ami who was just visiting (Mamoru,
Usagi's husband, was test-driving his motorcycle then.) "I can't do that!"
Ami said to Usagi about Jove's illness, "I'm not even a vet!"
"C'mon, Ami. Some illnesses of cats canbe found on humans!"
"Usagi, it takes ten years to be a medical doctor. You know medical
doctors only serve humans!"
Just then, Chibiusa was on the flight of stairs, checking if neither
of the two were looking. Then she went down tip-toeing passing the two. But
just as she went to the fron door, Usagi quickly saw her and shouted, "And
where do you think you're going?"
"Going out," she bravely answered.
"And what for?"
"Won't tell!"
"Tell me!"
"Won't tell!"
"Tell me!"
"Won't tell!"
"You two stop it!" Ami cried to them, interrupting their argument,
"You'll wake up the baby!" And sure enough, Hotaru, Usagi's daughter, cried
from upstairs. "Told you!" she said in reply.
As Usagi went up to calm the baby, Ami went to Chibiusa and said,
"Let me straighten this up. Where are you going anyway?" Chibiusa whispered
to Ami's ear about the practice for Britney's concert. "Ah, OK!" Ami said,
"I'll tell Usagi about it." After that, with permission from Ami, she went
out.
On the park where the concert would be held, Chibiusa, Mahouro, and
18 other locals, together with Britney's own dancers, practiced the dances to
"Sometimes" and "Baby One More Time."
Meanwhile, Hel, disguised as big Britney fan, shouted to Britney,
"Britney, it's me! I want your autograph!" But security guards ran toward her
and said, "Sorry, lady; no autographs today."
"But she's my idol!"
"You can get it tomorrow!"
"But ----!"
They tugged and pulled her out of the park. But she said to herself,
"If people gather here tomorrow, then I'm sure Yggdrasill's here. And if I
find it and destroy it, Lady Kali would be pleased."
Later, while all the dancers were taking a break, Britney had some
time to talk to the locals who would join her for the concert. And it so hap-
pens that Britney went towards Chibiusa and Mahouro to speak to them. Back in
the 30th century, Chibiusa took two years to polish up her English.
When Britney went to them, the first words she said to Chibiusa was,
"Hi. What's your name, Miss Pink-Haired Girl?"
"My name is Usagi Tsukino, but my friends call me Chibiusa."
"Cute name, Chibiusa. Cute hair, too"
"Thank you."
"And who's your friend?"
"His name's Mahouro."
Then she turned to Mahouro and complemented, "Nice shirt, Mahouro.
Are you an Orlando Magic fan?"
He answered, "No, Britney. I just love to wear anything that has the
word 'magic' on it."
"Oh. Which of you loves my songs?"
"She is," Mahouro answered.
"I really love your songs. They made me dance," Chibiusa added, "es-
pecially 'Baby One More Time.'"
"Thanks for enjoying my song," Britney thanked Chibiusa. Then she
left them, she said, "Meet you later---and good luck on your performance!"
After she left, their tension was eased. Chibiusa finally had a per-
sonal conversation with her idol. "She's really nice, isn't it, Magic?"
"Yeah, Tranquility. Not like Juno."
She nodded in favor.
Later that evening, Chibiusa and Juno, Artemis's cuusin (who is in
human form, by the way), were taking a bath. As Juno was relaxing on the hot
tub and Chibiusa was shampooing her hair (No malice here! We'll limit our
view to nnly their heads), Chibiusa was talking about her encounter with
Britney during the day. Chibiusa said, "And you know, Juno, she was really
nice. She thought my hair was cute."
"Cute? With hair that look like a spider?"
"Who do you call a spider?"
"By the way, did you say you're one of her biggest fans?"
"Actually, no. I only said that I love her songs that they made me
dance."
"So are you ready for your dance tomorrow at Britney's concert?"
"Yes. Why?"
"You've gotta practice now 'cause this water's hot!" And Juno dumped
a paddle full of water on Chibiusa's feet. Chibiusa responded with a spray of
hot water on Juno's face to see if cats really hate water. That little battle
lasted until Usagi told them to shut up.
The next day, it was concert time. The park where the concert was was
packed with fans waiting for another explosive performance from Britney
Spears. Everybody was also expecting an excellent performance from the local
dancers Britney picked.
Dressed in white and silver school uniforms, Chibiusa, Mahouro, and
18 other local dancers were getting dressed. When Mahouro noticed Chibiusa
starting to sweat, he asked, "Are you nervous?"
"I'm not nervous about the performance. I'm nervous about how would
Ami like mine."
A peek of the audience from backstage sees Chibiusa's friends undis-
tinguishable since they were at the heart of the whole crowd. The only person
she recognized among the crowd was Ami, who was seated at the front row. How-
ever, seated also on the front row was Hel, disguised as an audience member.
"I'll do it!" she said to herself confidently.
If you're still wondering why they were wearing white and silver
school uniform, you should've seen this. For the first act, they would per-
forming "Baby One More Time."
As the performance was set up, Britney's dancers greeted each other
good luck.
Then as the concert began, five pyrotechnics set off. Smoke covered
the stage. After the smoke cleared, thirty-two performers were seated on
desks with a school locker as backdrop. As the dancers acted like they were
chatting, a recorded female voiceover that sounded like a teacher started the
performance.
T - OK, class. Let me see who's here. Maverick?
- Here.
- Tsukino?
(C)- Here!
- Kunzel?
- Here.
- Saito?
- Here! (yawning)
- Wallis?
- Here.
- Hoshino?
- Here
- McKnight?
- (intelligently answers)Present.
- Sawada?
- Here.
- Spears? (No answer) Spears? (No answer again) Britney Spears?
B - (Voice over) Over here! (all turn left) No, here! (all turn right)
(Digital voice) No --- here! (comes out) My loneliness is killing
me!
The performance started and all dancers, including Chibiusa, were
doing a good job. And as the performance progressed, so is the excitement of
the fans as they squeezed nearer to the stage. Ani didn't mind the fans;
she was minding of Chibiusa. Hel suddenly remembered her plans as she was
carried away by the whole show. She saud to herself, "Wait a minute! I'm sup-
posed to find Yggdrasill, not sit here and watch." But she waited until the
whole performance was over.
After the performance, one by one Britney's dancers and the local
ones including Chibiusa and Mahouro went backstage, leaving Britney on stage
alone to get ready for "Sometimes." As Britney shouted to the audience, "Hey,
Tokyo!!" the crowd shouted back. Hel said to herself, "Now this is my
chance." Like a lunatic, she jumped off her seat and leaped towards the
stage. As Britney (and Ami) saw Hel, she said "Oh my God!" As two guards were
trying to pull Hel out of the stage, Hel suddenly activated a smoke screen
which not only covered the stage but also spilled to the doors of backstage
where Chibiusa and Mahouro are. As Chibiusa, Mahouro, Britney and the two
guards coughed because of the smoke screen, a loud evil holler was heard.
When the smoke cleared, everything that surrounded the stage, i.e. the audi-
ence, became stiff, all except Britney, the two guards, and Chibiusa and
Mahouro, who were at the entrance to the stage. "What is the meaning of this,
you lunatic?" Britney asked Hel.
"Well, does this answer your question?" Hel answered as she revealed
her true identity.
Britney was shocked as she went farther from her. The two guards,
seeing Hel's appearance, ran off for cover like little babies. Hel quickly
grabbed Britney's throat and asked, "Do you know Yggdrasill's roots are?"
"I don't know what you're talking about."
"Tell me." She tightened her grip.
"I don't know."
Hel further tightened her grip as Britney shrieked.
Chibiusa and Mahouro, seeing of all of this from the backstage door.
"Are you ready, Tranq?" Mahouro asked. Chibiusa nodded. While everyone held
still, she went farther into backstage. Then she shouted holding a compact,
"Moon Surge Power Make-up!"
Transformation began. She was first naked, then her costume, minus
the skirt, appeared; the the gloves, the boots, the skirt, and the accesso-
ries on the hair and neck; and finally, the tiara. By then, the transforma-
tion from Chibiusa to Sailorchibimoon was complete.
Meanwhile, Hel kept asking the same question to Britney, but Britney
still answered the same question: "I don't know!" When Hel finally gave up,
she decided to take the life out of Britney.. But just as she was about to
strangle Britney, a voice shouted, "Stop that, you fiend!"
"Who's that?" she said as turned around to see a figure standing on
top of one of the lockers. It was Sailorchibimoon; and she was here to save
Britney and the concert.
"A star is someone who you'll idolize and follow, not to be rude. And
a performance she made required great effort. You ruined it and now I'll pu-
nish you!"
SCM introduction script:
SCM: (gesturing) I'm Sailorchibimoon.
And in the name of the moon, I'll punish you for
your evils, and that means you.
When Hel saw Sailorchibimoon, she dropped Britney and said, "You
again? You're a real menace to our plans. I'll finish you now." Then she
shouted, "Come out my mogul!" Then suddenly, out of nowhere, a monster, or
mogul as they called it, that looked like a microphone appeared before Hel.
"Destroy her!" she commanded. The monster then sang a song so loud and so
out-of-tune that Sailorchibimoon and everybody who's moving except Hel were
covering their ears. And musical notes --- literally --- came shooting toward
Sailorchibimoon.
hel continued to see Britney and saw only white balls of light. "No-
thing, damn!" she grumbled, "She's not the one." Then she turned to the mons-
ter and commanded, "Finish her!"
"Oky-Doke," the monster answered as it continued to sing the out-of-
tune song.
"I can't stand this anymore!" Mahouro shouted to himself as if he
cannot bear the song. So he ran to the monster and delivered the head butt to
it. As the monster bore the pain, Mahouro tried to find Sailorchibimoon, who
was found hanging on the lockers and was closely missed by the musical notes.
"Are you all right?" he asked.
"I'm fine!"
He then pulled of the musical notes from the lockers and told her to
take her chance before the monster can go on. How'd she did it? Here's the
sequence:
- She chants, "Chandra, Chandra, give your power
of love and mystery."
- Mirror appears from a moon beam.
- She grabs it and holds it with the reflecting part
of the mirror facing Silver Millennium
- Mirror suddenly sparkles then turns into slingshot.
- As she aims, she shouts, "Moon Thunder Consecration!"
- Ball was released.
The ball flew and shot the monster on the mouth. It turned into black
shapeless matter, and it disappeared into thin air. Fight over.
Then she came to Britney's aid. Britney opened her eyes and said, "I
heard of Sailormoon, but are you her successor?"
"No. Just her assistant."
"Thanks... uh."
"Sailorchibimoon."
"Thanks."
But as she was leaving, everybody who was stiff moved again. And to
them, the fight that actually lasted five minutes, seemed to them like five
seconds. That is why they all wondered why Sailorchibimoon popped out in a
flash, Hel, the lunatic fan, suddenly disappeared, Britney was seen lying at
the far right side of the stage, and the whole stage was a mess. Britney told
the fans that all what happened was due to "technical difficulties."
After a brief intermission, which involved a lot of clean-up, and the
performance of "Sometimes," Britney instructed the locals, especially Chibi-
usa and Mahouro, to stay backstage because she haven't taught them the steps
for the next performance yet.
Britney after coming out of backstage, started to perform an exclu-
sive-to-Japan performance of the [new] single "(You Drive Me) Crazy" which
follows:
"Crazy
[a little bit of dancing]
Baby, I'm so into you,
I've got that something, what can I do
Tell me, I'm not in the blue
I'm not a-wastin' my feelings on you.
Everytime I look at you
You've got that something...
Thanks Sailorchibimoon...
You drive me crazy
I just can't sleep
I'm so excited
I'm in too deep
Crazy,
But it's feels all right
Baby, thinking of you
Keeps me up all night."
And as that performance progressed, everybody at backstage applauded.
"Tranq," Mahouro started to ask, "You know that in something that is
worked hard has an inspiration?"
"Yes," Chibiusa answered, "why?"
"That song was intended for you -- for saviang her."
"Oh!"
And that particular song became... you know what!!!
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THE END
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