"I am SailorMara. Fighter against evil slime like you! On behalf
of Fan Fiction writers everywhere,
I'll punish you!" The tall brunette finished her sentence and pointed
accusingly in front of her. A group of
smiling, waving people stared blankly back. She blinkd a couple of times,
then slowly let her arm drop to her side.
Glancing up she stared at the gigantic white words. MY HOMEPAGE!
"Whoops. Wrong page. Hehhehhehheh."She giggled nervously her face
turning bright red, then
started off to find the story.
Meanwhile back at the story........
"Mwahahahaha. While Sailor Mara is stuck at her homepage I will
take over this story. No one can
stop me now hahahaha."
"Hold it right there!" Sailor Mara looked around for a second then
started her speach. "I am Sailor
Mara. Fighter against evil slime like you. On behalf of fanfiction writers
everywhere I'll punish you!" She pointed
into the darkness.
"Fanfiction writers? You call what you write fan fiction! Hah! I've
heard better stories from a turtle."
The voice kept moving closer finally from out of the darkness stepped......
"Eeeeeek!! It's a giant mouse!" Sailor Mara screamed.
"Excuse me? Just who are you calling a mouse?"The mouse flailed its
arms wildly failing miserably to
strike a pose. "I am Sailor Dweezle! Defender of people who like Sailor
Moon and on behalf of everyone
everywhere I won't let you trash Sailor Moon with your horrible attempts
at writing!"
"Uhm.. Excuse me? Dweezle?" Sailor Dweezle stopped with her hands
on her hips.
"What?"
"I..Uhh"Sailor Mara gulped back a giggle before continueing. "just
thought you should know.....You
were doing the Macarena." She put her hand over her mouth to smother her
laughter.
Dweezle quickly dropped her hands "No I wasn't!"
"yes you were!"
"No I wasn't!"
"Yes you were!"
"Oh yeah well take this" Sailor Dweezle threw her arm out "Mickey
Mouse Chain Encircle!" linked
mickey mouse heads flew out after Sailor Mara.
"Hey! You weren't supposed to do that." She turned around and ran.
The chain wrapped around her
ankle and tripped her. "Ahhhh. Get it off me. Yucky mice. Eeeeew." She
grabbed the chain around her ankleand
tryed to pull it off.
"It's no use. you can't break it haha!" Sailor Dweezle tugged on
the chain for fun.
"Oh yeah? Well take this." Sailor Mara reached up for her tiara.
"Mara Tiara FrisbeeARA"
"Mara Tiara Frisbeeara?" Sailor Dweezle didn't have time to comment
further. She ducked just in time
to avoid the flaming discus but had to drop her chain in order to do it.
Sailor Mara stood up, free of the chain. "Hah! I will always win.
Its my story."
"So you're the one responsible!"
Mara and Dweezle both looked around for the mysterious voice.
Suddenly a tall brown haired girl came
out form the shadows. "Julie?" Mara and Dweezle exclaimed in surprise.
"Uh hi Julie I didn't think you liked Sailor Moon." Mara was slowly
backing away from the angry brown
haired girl.
"I DON'T!! Look at me I'm animated! Worse I'm a Japanese Animation!
I hate that type of drawng and
you know it!" As she spoke Julie was moving threateningly towards Sailor
Mara. "Its all your fault I am here!
Take this." She punched her in the arm.
"Owwww"
"That didn't even hurt!" Mara looked down at the bruise already
forming on her arm.
"Sure Julie it didn't hurt a bit. IT HURT A LOT! Besides it is all
Sailor Dweezle's fault she took over my
story that I was trying to write." Mara smiled as she deflected the blame
over to Dweezle. Her smile got bigger
as she heard the ouch come from Dweezles direction. *POP* a noise made her
forget about who was to blame.
She looked over in the direction it came.
"Aaaaahhhhhhhh"
"What? What happened?" Sailor Dweezle asked. Shakingly Sailor Mara
pointed in the direction that
the noise had come from.
"Aaaahhhhh" Sailor Dweezle agreed after seeing it. "How did the
Precious Moments get here?"
Both girls turned to look at Julie. She wore a satisfied grin on
her face. "I have decided that its my story
now and I want Precious moments!"*POP* another one appeared.
"We have to stop this madness!" Mara exclaimed.
"No joke" Dweezle agreed. "After all she is ruining my story"
"Your story?" Mara looked at the mouse mext to her. "Don't you
mean my story?"
"Noooo"Dweezle drawled "I mean MY story!"
"What the blank is going on?"
"Great more bruises for me" Mara mummbled.
A blonde haired girl came from out of the darkness. "Alright Mara
what did you do? and Amber why
are you dressed like a cross between Sailor Moon and Mickey mouse?"
"I am Sailor Dweezle and I am taking over this STORY!!!"
"Why is it always my fault isn't someone else ever to blame?"
Tif looked at the situation and decided the best solution. "You
all are nuts! Get me outta here!"
*Crunch* She looked down at the powdery dust under her feet.
"NOOOOOOO" Julie cryed."You stepped on a $500 precious moments
figurine!!!"
"uh hehheh. Jee Tif you really should watch where you are going.
" Mara regretted the words as soon
as they came out. Suddenly 3 pair of eyes turned on her. "uhm I think I
hear my mom calling me. Gotta go bye."
She took off running as fast as she could into the empty space of the
story. Three girls following close behind
each fighting to be the first to beat her up. "Somebody help me!" Mara
cried as the others started gaining on her.
"knock it off all of you!"
All the girls stopped in their tracks. From out of the shadows
came a girl with dark brown curly hair.
"Margie!" Mara exclaimed. "Jeez who's next santa?"
"All right lets just think about this for a second." Tif stated.
"We all want to get out, right?"
"Well no not really." Said Dweezle aka Amber.
"Actually I kind of like it even though I am animated" seconded
Julie. "look at all the Precious Moments I
got"
Tif thought for a second and then decided.
"Oh no" Mara exclaimed"please don't have let her do what I think
she did."
From deep within the darkness of the story a faint melody could
be heard.
Mara started to cry. She already knew what it was and it was bad.
'Winnie the pooh winnie the pooh'
"aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh" everyone except Tif exclaimed when they heard
it. "The Winnie the Pooh theme song."
"Somebody save me!" Margie begged. From out of the dark a
single rose flew down.
ailor Mara looked up "Tuxedo Kamen?"
"See that" Dweezle crowed. " You can't even decide to use the
North American Version or the Japanese
version."
"Shut up!" Mara exclaimed. On the top of a ledge stood a guy
in a tuxedo and cape.
"What a loser!""Jeez he is pretty dorky I wonder who he is?" Mara
and Dweezle said.
"don't worry Margie! I'll save you!" The guy on the ledge said.
"Josh?" Margie questioned "What are you doing up there and dressed
in that outfit?"
He jumped down next to her. "Well actually I don't know? How did I
get here?"
"Okay blank it get me out of this stupid story! Why did you even
put me in it anyways?"
"Jill!" everyone shouted.
"Well you see" Mara started " We all got stuck in my story"
"No actually it is my story" Dweezle interupted.
"No mine!" Julie stated
"Well I think it is mine" Tif yelled.
"No we think it is ours" Exclaimed Margie and Josh together.
"Well" Jill said " I think it is mine and to prove it I will do
this" From behind her she pulled out a boom
box.
Uh oh thought Mara this is very bad.
Jill pushed play. *UUUUUMMMMMMM BOP*
"Ahhhhh its Hansen! No!"Suddenly everyone decided to prove that
it was theirs Winnie the pooh
Hansen precious Moments and beanie babies started to appear all over the
place. Mara sank to her knees in
despair. "No it can't happen I won't let it" She gathered up the last of
her strength.
"I still have my secret weapon" She opened her mouth. "fighting
evil by moonlight winning love by
daylight."
' She sang through the whole entire song with her eyes closed and
her ears plugged. When she was
finished she opened her eyes and looked around no one was around.
"I knew my voice would be worth something someday" She said to
the silence. "Now this is my story
alone and I can do what I want to it so hear it is"
THE END
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