Jadarin: Just when you thought it was safe to read fanfics...
Sonjia: Uh oh...
Jadarin: Yup. Only days after we finished the third installment of "Arrow", Anime posts
another part to torture us with.
Sonjia: Will this story ever end?
Jadarin: I don't see any indication of it.
Sonjia: I wonder if there's actually any DBZ characters in this part.
Jadarin: Only one way to find out!
Arrow Part 10-12
(OK OK I've been stuck on this for a long time but now I guess it's time that I put it
up.
Sonjia: She's been stuck trying to figure out how to make it run without a plot.
Jadarin: Is that really that hard?
To tell you all the truth I had this for 2 months it's just that my computer refused to
upload it and then it crashed
Jadarin: Perhaps it was trying to tell you something.
Thank god for the invention of the floppy disk
Sonjia: Actually, I think we have IBM to thank for that.
where I store all of this stuff! Now that I have my computer up(and in my room) well here
it is and if you all want more well... you are going to have to help me with that one!
Jadarin: Perhaps this is a cry for a beta reader.
Sonjia: I don't think my sanity could take that.
I've come to a brain dead end this time
Sonjia: You mean you WEREN'T before?!
Jadarin: This already doesn't bode well...
maybe I'll just let all of your immaginations wonder about what happens next
Sonjia: What if I'm still wondering about what already happened?
but if you have any Ideas feel free to E-mail me em.)
Jadarin: Idea: Wrap this up before you hit part 50.
Part Ten
I looked at Vegeta as he looked at me and he walked over to me. "So this is where you
work? I would have thought you would work at a more classier place." He said.
Sonjia: This is the freshest thing she's written, and her grammar still makes me queasy.
Jadarin: So much for "with time comes wisdom".
"And what is the son of Kakkarot doing here?" He asked looking at Gohan.
"He's here for a drink that's why people come in here." I said.
Jadarin (Val): Yee-haw! We gots de only waterin' hole dis side o' da Mississippi!
He growled and Gohan backed off. "What do you want Vegeta?" I growled.
"I want some real answers." He said.
Sonjia (Vegeta): The cheat sheet you gave me for my Physics final was bull!
"You want real answers come back in an hour when my shift is over." I said. I guess that
was how it all started
Jadarin: Ten chapters into it, and it's only now starting...
Sonjia: Let's hope something comes of it, then.
the next thing I knew was we were both out side a mess of arms and legs.
Sonjia: o_O
Jadarin: Incest! Incest! I can't watch!
Both of us had gone Super Sayia-jin and now he was unconscious
Sonjia: Well, nothing unusual there.
Jadarin: Seems that's how Vegeta ALWAYS ends up after finding a need to go SSJ.
and I was tired and bet up and I had just fallen out of Super Sayia-jin.
Jadarin: Translation: I'd bet my Super Saiya-jin powers, but the payments fell through.
I had beaten my brother up pretty bad and he had given me a good beating.
Sonjia: But since that actually has something to do with a real character, we won't get into
it. It just happened.
But I was stronger and swifter then him. Gohan tried to break up the fight but the only
good he did was to push us both to a secluded spot. So we didn't destroy any buildings once
things got more serious then punching and kicking witch didn't take long.
Jadarin: After that, they began LINE DANCING!
Sonjia: Oh, the horror!
I pushed my brother off me and I could see clearly that he was out cold.
Sonjia: With that kind of wording.... No.....
Jadarin: Not three seconds after he's done, and he's already asleep.
Sonjia: ..... I'm not going to even acknowledge that one.
"Wow that was some fight." Someone said off to my right.
Sonjia: So, how long is it going to take her to pull out of this word trap she's gotten herself
into?
Jadarin: (snickers) It would be funny if it was never.
I looked and saw it was Goku and next to him was Gohan someone who looked like a Chibi
version of Goku a young boy with short purple hair and blue eyes that reminded me of Bulma.
Jadarin: So... Gohan looks like a chibi-Goku who reminds her of Bulma?
Sonjia: More screwy relationships.
I guessed it was Trunks. And the rest of the Z fighters were there as well.
Sonjia: Just... because.
Jadarin: They were all on their way to the annual Capsule Corp. potluck.
Goku looked at me and I was a clear mess and I could just barely stand on my own two
feet.
"Long time no see Val." Goku said after a long clear silent pause from every one as I
stood.
Sonjia: Gods, the syntax of this story just gets progressivly worse...
Jadarin: The Random Word Generator works wonders.
They all looked at me stunned, except for Gohan and Goku, they knew who I was now. "I see
you're still as strong, I can tell you're much stronger then you were 7 years ago." He said.
Jadarin (Goku): You're just like you were before, but different.
"Yeah I keep up on my training Goku." I said in a horse voice.
Jadarin: Translation: She rides her training Goku like a horse.
Sonjia: o_O I don't know what's worse, this story or your comments... (shudders)
He smiled and handed me a Sensue Bean witch I took thankfully.
Jadarin: Ooh, a Sensual Bean, one of them new aphrodisiacs.
Sonjia: Please stop.
Jadarin: Hey, the story's just dishing them out. And I'm gratefully taking.
He smiled, as he looked at me regain his strength.
Sonjia: How exactly does THAT work?
Jadarin: She's sucking him dry! Aaaahhh!
"I'm sorry but he was pushing me just a little too much right now." I said.
Jadarin: He really wanted those homework answers.
"No one can blame you Val." Yamcha said. "We all know Vegeta has a short temper." They
all nodded in agreement.
Sonjia: Suuure. Blame the shorty with the weird hair.
Everyone was on her side even Trunks who was now walking over to his father.
Sonjia: I'm not on her side! Vegeta forever! Vegeta is always right!
Jadarin: This is supposedly first person, remember? So "her" can't refer to Val.
Sonjia: Oh, right! Umm... then I AM on Videl's side!
Every one started leaving but Gohan, Trunks, Goten, and Goku.
Jadarin: So... who DID leave?
Sonjia: Apparently just Yamcha.
Jadarin: I fail to see how he accounts for "everyone".
"Why don't we help his majesty home." I said Walking over to Trunks and Vegeta. He was
starting to regain consciousness. I picked him up by one arm and Gohan by the other.
Sonjia: And therefore dragged them both home.
"Geez he's heavy." I said. "You would think he would weight less since he's so short." I
said.
Gohan tried not to laugh as we started to carry him home with Goten and Trunks behind us.
Jadarin: Oh come on. Krillin, of all people, could heft Veggie boy around by himself without a
problem.
Goku was behind us and he was whispering something to Trunks and Goten.
Sonjia (Goku): See, boys? That's the kind of person you don't want to talk to if you meet them
on the streets.
"Goku Son you're not talking about me behind my back." I said to him. I looked over my
shoulder at him and he was trying to look innocent.
"He was just telling us that you relay were my Aunt." Trunks said.
Jadarin (Trunks): And my girlfriend, in another story. That's just freaky.
"That's why every one let you beat up my father." Trunks said. "You do fight very good
I've never seen a girl fight like that before not even Videl could fight that good." Trunks
said.
Sonjia: Lina Inverse could whip her butt any time.
I smirked and looked at Gohan.
"Is that so?" I said. He slowly nodded.
"You're still going out with Videl aren't you Gohan?" Goku said.
Jadarin: Yes. Please say yes.
I looked at Gohan's face as he looked at me and turned bright red.
"Gohan?"
"No…" he said in a meek voice.
Sonjia: Gaaahhh... How unfair to poor Pan-chan!
I looked at Vegeta and he was still pretty much out cold.
"WHAT?" Goku yelled halting in mid air.
Jadarin: Air?
Sonjia: Huh. Here I was under the impression they were walking...
Jadarin: We aren't good enough to be let in on these kind of things.
"Just don't tell your mother this yet…" Goku said. "So you going out with any one else
yet?" he asked flying next to Gohan now. Gohan went red as he looked at his father. "What bout
you Val seeing any one?" He asked.
Sonjia: Since when is Goku so nosy?
Jadarin: Since... just now! He had a sudden personality reversal!
"Well someone today did have the guts to asked me out but I'm not saying who even if his
majesty is out cold still." I said. Goku was suddenly flying next to me.
"Ooo Val's got a new boy friend." He teased. "I would think you would be jealous Gohan."
Jadarin: There is something very un-Goku-like about this. I just can't quite pinpoint it...
"Goku can you do me a big favor?" I said.
"What?" he said.
Sonjia (Val): Beta read this.
"Shut up until we get Vegeta back home." I said.
"Wow you relay must be related to my father." Trunks said.
"I am your aunt." I said to him. "Ask your mother when we get there.
Jadarin: Since she's really an aunt on the other side of the family.
Sonjia: It would explain the ditziness.
Err umm never mind we're here." I said. We landed on the front steeps and Trunks opened
the door.
Sonjia: "Steeps". (adds another word to the list of "Things Anime Has Yet to Spell
Correctly").
"MOM!" Trunks yelled as he entered the house. "I'm home and we brought dad home with us
he's kind of out cold." He said out loud.
Jadarin (Bulma): Again? We're not going to have a repeat of last week, are we?
Bulma cam running in as we set Vegeta down on the couch. She stopped and stared as she
looked at me.
Sonjia: Nah, she was staring, but not looking at anything.
Jadarin: Note that she's not "starring". She's getting better.
"Hello Bulma." I said smiling. "Sorry this is kind of my fault." I said.
"Val? You're… alive?" she said looking at me rather then Vegeta. I nodded.
Sonjia: What is it with people staring at her all the time?
Jadarin: It's the "Deer in the headlights" effect.
"I thought Vegeta would have told you." I said. "I guess he didn't but I ran into him a
few days earlier and I guess he must have felt my Ki then and sought me out." I said.
Jadarin: I thought she just randomly bumped into him on the street.
Sonjia: There is a theory that no matter where you go in the world, if you sit in one place
long enough, someone you know will walk by.
"He should have I knew that fool was hiding something." She said. She hugged me. "Great
to see you're alive you'll have to tell us what happened to you someday." She said.
"I guess I needed a break from life for a while." I said.
Jadarin: And a break from the plot as well.
Sonjia: What plot?
"That's just the shorter version, but yeah now I'm back." I said to her with a smile.
Sonjia: I couldn't bear to sit through the long version again.
I looked at the time. "Oh wow I need to get going, If they find out I was out this late
at the dorms I'll be in trouble." I said looking at the time.
"Oh geez yeah we better be going by Bulma!" Gohan said as we both headed out the door.
Jadarin: Which was conveniently by Bulma, as he said.
"By Bulma Trunks and spike brains." I said
Sonjia: "The Mad Life of a Saiya-jin Prince".
Jadarin: By Bulma, Trunks, and "spike brains".
Goku said goodbye and took Goten and followed us out. He was suddenly flying next to us.
"What do you want Son Goku?" I asked.
Sonjia: Wasn't he "Goku Son" before? I mean, I'm glad she's using the more preferred name,
but...
Jadarin: So the story's got discontinuity. What else is new?
He smiled as he looked at the 2 of us flying next to each other. I eyed him as if I was
trying to figure out what he was thinking.
Sonjia: But didn't realize that everyone else was doing the same to her.
"You two are going out with each other aren't you?" Goku blabbed out loud. We both looked
at him at the same time shocked. "Ha I'm right aren't I?" he said.
"But how?" We both said at the same time.
Jadarin: Because dead people can see eeeeeeeverything.
Sonjia: Oh, that's right! He should be dead at this point.
Jadarin: I'm now going to yell "SPORK!" every time this story contradicts with the show or
itself.
"You 2 both look like you have a secrete
Sonjia: He sees everything, including their personal hygiene problems!
Jadarin (Gohan): Okay, dad, I'll admit it. I popped a zit. Happy?
and the way you fly next to each other not even trying to compete like you 2 did when you
were kids." Goku said.
Jadarin: SPORK!
Sonjia: Maybe that relationship when they were kids is yet another thing that we were never
told about.
"Dad please don't tell mom she'll kill me, and then she'll put the blame on Val and call
her a seductress or something like that
Sonjia: And she would be quite right.
you know mom." Gohan said.
Jadarin: Yeah, you know, committing random homocides and blaming other people. Darn that
ChiChi.
"I won't at least not until you're ready to tell her your self." Goku said. "Goten you're
not allowed to tell Chi-Chi ether."
Jadarin: Give her nitrous oxide instead.
Goku Said to the ˝ asleep Goten in his arms.
Sonjia: I think he was more along the lines of 3/4 asleep. Or 5/8.
Jadarin: Too late. He already got the ether. He's out cold.
"What happened between you and Videl any ways?" He asked.
Both: (point at Val) Her.
"We had one argument too many." Gohan said admitting the truth. "I guess we relay just
weren't meant to be." He said.
Jadarin: Akira Toriyama might object to that.
He looked at me as I turned and looked at him. "And well today I had the courage to ask
Val out then Vegeta shows up and all hell broke loose.
Sonjia: I thought Janemba did that.
Jadarin: Janemba Janemba Janemba!
First it was verbal and then they walked out side and then it started to get more violent
from there." He said.
Sonjia: They started poking each other incessantly.
Goku nodded and slightly chuckled as he looked at me.
"You always did have your brothers rage." Goku said to me. "I'm glad you and Goten don't
fight like that." Goku said looking at Gohan and then at Goten.
Jadarin (Gohan): Who's to say we don't? (poke poke poke)
"Be thankful there is only me and Vegeta and not a third sibling
Sonjia: Because I couldn't handle ANOTHER insert character.
other wise all hell would break out every day." I said jokingly. We all laughed. I said
Good by to Goku and Goten as me and Gohan flew back to the dorms.
Sonjia: Should I even waste my strength correcting that?
Jadarin: Nah. I'm sure there'll be bigger things later.
Gohan wrapped his arms around me and held me tight. It felt good to have him there by my
side and know he was mine.
Jadarin: If he's got his arms around her, it's kinda hard for him to be beside her.
I smiled as we walked threw the parking lot together,
Sonjia: I thought they were flying before.
Jadarin: SPORK! Let's compromise and say they're, um, bouncing!
me still looking like a mess and him looking like the proud possessor of a champion. Soon
we found our selves at my dorm with a light on inside witch meant Jay was asleep and I was not
to bother him.
Sonjia: However, if they're doing anything OTHER than sleeping, the light is off.
"Good night Son Gohan." I said unlocking my door.
"Good night Val-chan." He said trying to be cute.
Jadarin: It can also be derogatory.
Sonjia: I'm leaning more towards that context of the suffix.
I smiled and looked at him and then we kissed. It was a good night kiss but it was our
second Kiss and I would remember it.
Jadarin: So, they went to a Kiss concert for the second time.
I watched him walk out and go to his dorm wherever it was. I walked into my room and fell
asleep smiling.
"VAL WAKE UP! SCHOOL STARTS IN 20 MINUTES!" Jay's unusually loud voice rang in my room.
Sonjia: How is it unusual for a college kid to be loud?
"I can't believe you're still asleep." He said.
Jadarin: With 20 minutes until school starts? Heck, most people would sleep for another good
18 minutes.
He jumped onto my bed and started to bounce on it and occasionally over me.
Sonjia: (Merle, bouncing on Hitomi's bed) Ne, ne, what'cha crying for?
I opened my eyes and gave him a look so cold that he would think Antarctica was warm.
Jadarin: And I gave this fic a look so cold, she would think deep space was warm.
He fell of my bed and hit the floor with a satisfying thud. "I think you froze me with
that icy look of yours." He said. I threw the blanket off and stood up only wearing a black
sports bra, and flannel boxers.
Jadarin: And a SOCK!
Sonjia: .... Where did that come from?
I heard him whistle as I stood up.
"What was that?" I said angrily.
Jadarin (Jay): A whistle! You do know how to whistle, don't you? Just put your lips together
and blow.
"Umm the floor boards!" He said quickly. "You should know how these floor boards creek
and squeak all the time!" he said nervously. I laughed and walked over to him and picked him
up.
Sonjia (Val): Out the window with ya.
Jadarin: Defenestration! I think I'd like her better if she actually did that.
"Please don't hurt me Val." He said in a pathetic voice.
"I won't hurt you, you big baby." I said to him letting him go.
"And I thank the gods for that." He said.
Sonjia: Hey, don't go thanking me for this. It wasn't my fault.
"Why do we seem so cheery?" He said looking at me as I looked threw my dresser drawer.
Jadarin: She threw her drawer at him! Now THAT'S funny!
"Cause I want to be, now out of my room before I get mad." I said.
Jadarin: SPORK! I thought they were roommates.
Sonjia: Remember she apparently has the place to herself. So, "roommate" might be a very
general term.
He ran out and gathered his books. I quickly got dressed for school.
"Ah another day in this hell we call School."
Sonjia: Time to go back to "science" class...
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Jadarin: (Professor) If you do this right, you should get little crystals like you see above.
Sonjia (Val): Yeah, whatever. (BOOM!)
Part 11
I think I sleep threw most of my first class mainly because I don't remember even ˝ the
stuff we went over.
Sonjia: Ten bucks it was English class.
I walked in the hallways to my last class more or less awake fully now and I thought
about my plans to meet Gohan after diving practice. Diving was the one time I forgot all my
powers and abilities and just became human. Plain, yes, boring, yes,
Jadarin: Look, she's describing the story!
different, defiantly.
Sonjia: She's defiantly different.
Jadarin (Val): Screw the English language! I'll write this my OWN way!
That's why I did it. I can't recall much of my next class because I was in a day dream
world.
Sonjia: That would have been Creative Writing.
I stood on top of the diving board and looked down.
Jadarin: There was no water in the pool.
I took a deep breath and I rushed to the end jumped up down and back up down backwards
rolled, rolled, straitened out, twisted, hit the cool water with very little splash, open my
eyes and slowly surface.
Sonjia: A long and drawn out way to say "I tripped".
I reached the surface and gasped for air I didn't realize then that I had been holding my
breath since I reached that top ring. I heard the claps and cheers from my fellow teammates.
Jadarin: She should remember, "There is no 'I' in 'team'".
Sonjia: There is "me", however.
Every thing was in a slow motion no mater how fast I moved
Jadarin: (hums "Chariots of Fire")
every twist every turn seemed to last a minute. I loved the rush of the water splashing
on my face the sudden coolness once I hit the water.
"Val Great job!" Someone said as I climbed out of the pool.
Sonjia: "Someone". There's a creative name.
I smiled and went over to the bench adjusting my black swimsuit. I sat down and watched
other jump and I gave pointer to the newer kids.
Jadarin: That sounded... dirty.
Sonjia: To you, everything does.
I was the Team Co. Captain.
Jadarin: Here at Team Co. we make it our business to serve you the latest in butchered grammar.
It was my job to help them. I saw Videl looking at me angrily. I started to wonder if she
knew Gohan and me were going out now. That look she gave me was like ice, the same look I had
given Jay earlier this morning.
Sonjia: At least Videl's look is justified. As is mine.
"Hey Val-Chan." I turned around and looked strait into Gohan's wash board like stomach.
Jadarin: Just don't describe Lina as such.
I looked up and slightly blushed.
"Hi Son Gohan." I said looking at him. "What are you doing here?" I asked.
Jadarin (Gohan): I'm doing laundry on my washboard-like stomach!
"Well I came here to swim. I didn't expect you to be here." He told me. He put his arm
around me and I smiled. I could feel eyes burning holes in the back of my neck.
Sonjia: Ooh, Videl has laser eyes! Spiffy!
"I'm on the diving team if I'm not working after school I'm here." I told him.
"Oh that's right." He said. He smiled and then he picked me up.
Jadarin: Throw her into the pool!
"What are you doing?" I said in a panic. He laughed and tossed me into the pool.
Jadarin: YES!
I hit the water with a loud splash. I swam upwards to the surface and gasped for air, I
had not been expecting that at all.
Jadarin: I was.
Sonjia: Gee, how could I have guessed?
"SON GOHAN I'm going to get you for that!" I yelled swimming to the edge. He laughed as I
got out of the pool. I stormed over to him with all intentions of pushing him in as he was
laughing still with his eyes closed and he was laughing until I gave him a nice shove into the
pool.
Sonjia: And he was still laughing and laughing still.
"AHHHHHH!" He yelled falling into the pool. He hit the water with a louder splash then I
did.
Jadarin: So she fell back into the pool? Klutz.
Now it was my turn to laugh as he rose to the top looking at me.
"HA turn about is fair play." I yelled at him. He grinned, and I felt panic rise up
inside of me this only meant one thing and that was never play fair.
Sonjia: Huh?
Jadarin: Of course this isn't fair! Videl, come down and kill her!
He grabbed my leg and pulled me into the pool. "IEEEEE!" I yelled falling into the water.
He caught me and held me in the water.
Sonjia: He's trying to drown her! Yes!
I smiled and kissed him lightly on the lips. He looked at me with surprise. "Hee, hee I'm
just having fun." I said. I dunked him under the water and held him there.
Jadarin: Is this reminding you at all of the pointless flirting game that encompassed the last
half on "Anime Yuy II"?
Sonjia: Please don't mention that.
"Val no drowning people in the pool 20 laps now!" The coach barked.
Sonjia: (laughs) That's actually funny!
Jadarin: There's hope yet!
"Yes sir…" I said. I swam away from Gohan, he came up gasping for air and then he turned
and looked at me starting my laps.
"And 20 more for your daily laps Val." He said walking off to talk to one of the other
girls.
Sonjia: The rest of the story isn't going to revolve around her swimming laps, is it?
"Damn it…" I said. I started to do my laps and soon I found Gohan swimming along side me.
"And just what do you think you're doing?" I asked him.
Jadarin (Gohan): People decided that you should have a DBZ character chaperoning you at all
times to make the story more interesting.
Sonjia: Ironically enough, this is true.
"Swimming laps with you." He said with a cute face.
"Arggg how can I resist such a cute face." I said. "You can swim laps with me if you
relay think you can be good." I told him.
Jadarin: They're going to swim a relay!
Sonjia: And here I thought we'd used up all the "relay" jokes.
"I'll be good." He said. "Don't worry I'm just going to swim here and do laps with you."
He said. I turned to face the other way and then I felt a hand on my butt.
Both: O_O
Jadarin: It wasn't Gohan. It was Muten Roshi.
Sonjia: Eeeewwww...
"OK that is not being good Son Gohan." I said. He laughed and let go. "That's better." I
told him. I kept swimming my laps carefully counting laps.
Sonjia (Val): One... two... ... crap, what comes next?
"How many laps you have to do?" Gohan asked some where's around the 24th lap.
"40 no thanks to you." I said.
"I'm sorry I'll do extra laps for you." He said.
Jadarin (Gohan): You tried to kill me, so I'll take your punishment for you.
Sonjia: I think Gohan's being a little TOO nice.
He was being so cute that I stopped and pulled him close and kissed him. I could tell he
was surprised by the look on his face when I broke the kiss.
Jadarin: He looked like this: XP
"Sorry I had a sudden urge to kiss something cute." I said I went back to doing laps.
Sonjia (Gohan): Kiss my puppy.
I lapped him twice before he snapped out of it. He caught up to me easily, we continued
our laps together. "You have 2 more laps to do." I told him as I finished up.
"Dang…" He started to do his last 2 laps quickly.
Sonjia: Why is he doing laps, again?
Jadarin: (shrug)
I smiled and headed for the diving board, I wanted to do a few more jumps in. Gohan
didn't see me until I was jumping off the board.
Sonjia: So she landed on him.
I hit the water with a little splash, I came up on the other side of the pool. There was
an applause from Gohan and my coach.
Jadarin: Do people clap for every single friggin thing she does?
Sonjia: It's like encouraging a small child.
I smiled and headed out of the pool and back for the diving board. And there she was,
Videl, and she was eyeing me, she looked like she was going to try and jump me.
Jadarin (Val): Gee, Videl, I'm flattered, but I don't lean that way.
I laughed to my self She was no challenge for me. I walked up to her considering she was
blocking my path to thestairs to the high dive.
"Excuse me." I said politely.
Sonjia: (shudders) Feigned politeness... Now THAT'S irritating.
She didn't move. "You have a problem?" I asked her.
"Yeah I have a problem with you stealing my boyfriend." She said.
Jadarin: Yeah, you get her, Videl! Show her what she gets for messing up relationships!
"First of all I didn't steal him, second of all I know Gohan and I've known him longer
then you ever have,
Sonjia: Although she's been presumed dead for the past seven years, but that doesn't count.
third of all he came to me and asked me out." I told her. "So you only have to blame your
self.
Jadarin: The evil mastermind attempts to plant the seeds of guilt.
Now you mind moving?" I asked. She glared at me, I just walked around her and up the
ladder quickly. I relay didn't like that girl one bit.
Sonjia: The feeling is mutual.
I had a feeling she wasn't going to let this go. I steeped out to the edge and suddenly
there was a loud crack and I was plummeting into the water.
Jadarin: She broke the diving board!
Sonjia (Val): Crap. I KNEW I shouldn't have eaten that extra chili dog.
It was all like it was in slow motion I hit the water feet first but I was the first to
hit the water, the diving board hit me the second I hit the water. I don't know remember much
after that.
Sonjia: Thus her thought retention decreases to the point of nonexistence.
Jadarin: Hooo boy...
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Sonjia: Those look like the EKG readouts of her brainwaves.
Part twelve
"Val, Val wake up Please." Gohan said softly to me. I slowly opened my eyes, I found my
self on a stretcher soaking-wet still.
Jadarin: She's a Saiya-jin, stronger than Vegeta, and a board hitting her on the head does THIS
much to her?
Sonjia: Her head must be a soft spot.
"Val can you hear me?" he asked.
"Of course I can you're 2 feet away." I said.
"I thought we lost you that board hit you hard." He said holding my hand.
Jadarin (Gohan): And you stubbed your toe, too. Are you sure you're not gonna die?
"So that's why my head hurt?" I asked him. He slightly laughed.
"Is she always like this?" A doctor asked shinning a light in my eyes.
Sonjia: Incoherent? Yes, definitely.
"Ack now I think I'm blind." I said shutting my eyes tight.
"Unfortunately yes." Gohan said. I opened my eyes and glared at him.
"Well then it's a good sine that she's fine.
Jadarin: And this has gone off on a tangent.
Sonjia: Oooooh, bad pun.
She just might have a headache for a while, I suggest not letting her nap or sleep for at
least another 4 hours, and no doing anything too physical." He said.
Sonjia: Thankfully, the doctor is suggesting they keep the story from heading in THAT direction.
Jadarin: Foo.
I sat up slowly and rubbed my head.
"Don't worry I won't." I said.
"I'll be sure she doesn't." My coach said. "Val go hit the showers." He said.
Sonjia (Val): (hits her head on the shower) Duhhhhh... (passes out again)
"Yeah, that's where I was heading." I said getting off the stretcher.
"Joy make sure Val here showers off and gets dressed all right will you?" The coach said
to a short blond with blue eyes girl,
Jadarin: A blonde girl with blue eyes in her hair! She's a peacock!
she was a second year jumper. She was the silent type, I knew little about her other then
she was a second year jumper.
Sonjia: Silence is good. Hopefully she won't bore us with mindless banter.
Jadarin: Gab.
She nodded and we headed into the shower room and I showered and dressed as she showered
and dressed. I walked out to find Gohan waiting for me.
Jadarin: He'd been peeking.
Sonjia: Hanging around Roshi too long does that to him.
I smiled at him as I walked over to him.
"Hey cutie you waiting for me?" I asked.
"Of course I was." He said. He put his arms around me and we both saw Videl heading out
way.
Sonjia: She's leaving? Videl, you can still get Gohan back from the author! Get her, girl!
I rolled my eyes as she came up to me.
"What do you want?" I asked sounding very irritated.
Jadarin (Videl): I want you out of this story.
"I think you are all talk and no bite Valerie, I challenge you to a fight." Videl said.
"Winner gets Gohan." She said looking at him.
Sonjia: So Gohan will suddenly like whoever wins.
Jadarin: I never really understood that.
He was a bit stunned.
Jadarin (Gohan): (ala Tamahome) So... what do I have to do with this?
"You'll never win." I said. "So I'm not going to fight you." I told her. She pushed me
and that was it.
Sonjia: It's a catfight!
Jadarin: This should be interesting.
"OK then out side we go!" I Said I flew straight at her and tackled her down the hallways
and out the door. I kicked her away but she just came back and I kicked her up and away.
Sonjia: -_- Yes, I'll admit that DBZ is mostly fighting. But at least they have a REASON to
fight...
She came up behind me and punched me in the jaw. I just rubbed my jaw. "That all you
have?" I asked.
"That all you have?" She asked me. I smirked.
Jadarin: They were dealing drugs, and their supplies had run low.
"No you'll never see all I have." I said slugging her across the face.
Sonjia: Well, that's good. At least this means she'll keep her clothes on.
She stumbled back and I swiped her and round housed her as she fell. She got up quickly
and tackled me into a tree. I felt my back start to smart but it wasn't much.
Jadarin: Her back's smarter than she is!
I kneed her in the gut several times quickly. This wasn't going to last long or so I
thought. She grabbed my waist tucked her head down between her arms and flipped her legs up
onto my shoulders and she wrapped her legs around my neck
Sonjia: Didn't she pull that move on the Great Saiyaman at one point?
Jadarin: It's how she picks guys up. Now she's leaning the other way.
and let go of my waist, she threw me with her legs. I rolled in mid air and twisted and
hit a tree with my feet and pushed back at her with my full force and I launched at her and
slammed her upside down into the same tree she had me in.
Sonjia: She's inside a tree!
Jadarin: (Spanish) Father, guide my sword to the Man in Black!
She kneed me in the back of the head and I went down into the ground.
Both: BOOT TO THE HEAD!
Sonjia: I've always wanted to say that. ^_^
I was ticked off that I went Super Say-jin
Sonjia (Val): Aw, crud, I went Super Saiya-jin AGAIN?! Now that just ruins my day...
and I relay started to pound her but she was a bit shocked at the fact that I became a
super Say-jin. She was on the ground pretty beat up when I finally stopped.
Jadarin: Okay, I'll admit that Videl's strong, but she's not THAT tough to beat...
"Hey Videl I forgot to truly introduce my self. I am Princess Valdamarisha
Jadarin: I just realized that that name sounds vaguely Jewish.
Sonjia: Oy vey...
I'm Vegeta's sister." I said bowing slightly to her.
Sonjia (Val): Call me "Princess"! (tosses hair arrogantly) So NYAH!
I walked off towards my dorm after calling an ambulance to have Videl picked up. I felt
so tired and drained but I made it home in once piece
Jadarin: Nah, her arm fell off somewhere down the road.
Gohan was there waiting for me. "Must sleep." I said heading for the couch.
"Oh no you don't Val." He said. Grabbing me before I hit the couch.
Sonjia (Gohan): I must thank you.
Jadarin (same): For beating up my girlfriend.
"The Doctor said you had to stay awake for at least a couple of hours, I already let you
fight Videl I'm not going to let you do much more.
Sonjia: Just what this story needs. MORE not doing anything.
I should have just stopped you completely from fighting her today." He said holding me
closely.
Jadarin: Psh, but who cares about what happened to Videl?
I smiled at him I was so tired but I just couldn't sleep. "You are going to listen to me
not buts about it. Come on we'll go out and get something to eat, I mean after all we are
suppose to be dating." He said with a grin.
Sonjia: If I had a girlfriend who beat up all my other friends, I'd be scared of her.
Jadarin: o_O
Sonjia: I mean if I was Gohan!
"I mean after all that fighting you did to win me over."
Jadarin (Gohan): Wow, you inflict pain and suffering! I love you!
"Which I shouldn't have really had done." I said.
Sonjia: Although that sentence's grammar sucks...
Jadarin: ... do I see "really"...
Both: SPELLED CORRECTLY?! (faint)
"You're right you shouldn't have done it I'm already yours so now let's go." He said
Both: -_-
Sonjia: What a sick fantasy this girl is living.
taking my hand before I could say anything and dragging me to the door.
Jadarin: Rug burn! Ouch.
"Son Gohan slow down!" I said I was tired and I didn't feel like moving so fast.
Jadarin: o_O Taken out of context, that sentence...
Sonjia: Don't.
"No, and don't call me son Gohan, it's just Gohan Val-chan." He said.
Sonjia: Gohan Val-chan? I've never heard him called that before...
"Fine Just Gohan slow down." I said.
"Funny Val-chan…" he said. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder. "Look I'm King
Kong with my woman hostage!" He said jokingly.
Jadarin: Now eat her.
I yelled and started to kick.
"GOHAN!" I yelled kicking the air. "I like your ass and all but that doesn't mean I want
to stair at it." I said to him,
Sonjia: She wants his butt on the stair.
Jadarin: For what reason, I can only guess...
he only laughed and continued to carry me down the road like that.
"I'm glad you should be enjoying the view if you like it." He joked. He pulled me over
his shoulder and into his arms. "Come on I know you can walk now that we're in town." He said.
Sonjia: If they weren't in town, she'd be inept.
(what will happen next? I dun know yet!
Jadarin: Oh, that's a good sign.
Sonjia: One should usually have at least a notion where a story is going once they start it.
I mean I have an Idea but that's not helping me neather is my luck with anything but ahem
*cough*Jon*cough* ^_^ I GTG now Ja Ne!! -Anime the Author)
Jadarin: Oh, she's given herself a title now. How quaint.
Sonjia: Amazing that this "Jon" person hasn't made a cameo yet.
Jadarin: He's probably Jay.
Sonjia: So where's part 12? Didn't the beginning say this was parts 10-12?
Jadarin: SPORK!
Sonjia: Anyway, this is over. Yay. And considering you nabbed this thing the week it was
posted, there shouldn't be more for a good long while.
Jadarin: There's always someone else.
Sonjia: Crud...
Stinger: "Yeah I keep up on my training Goku." I said in a horse voice.
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