To answer his questions, young Anakin Skywalker walked out from behind the car and said, "This vehicle is actually a powerful transportation device that can take you to a far galaxy."
"Bull," said Batman. However, Robin, who was suddenly there, wanted to drive the car, so hopped into the driver's seat. I was in the passenger seat, for some reason, and Anakin was in the back seat. Then, Batman got in and pushed Robin onto the center seat so that he could drive. Somehow, the car actually started up, and we started off down the road.
After a while, we got to a mountain road. Anakin said that the car had to be going a certain speed to jump into hyperspace, and the only way to get it to go that fast was to drive it off a cliff. We didn't seem to fazed by this, so Batman headed for a cliff. I decided that if we were going to be travelling through space, it would be a good idea to roll up the windows. Minor thought.
And guess what? It worked! We suddenly found ourselves in a house that must have been in a faraway galaxy. I wandered around the house for a while, and then met the owners of the house. They looked at me suspiciously and asked, "Are you a rabbit?"
"No," I said, "I am no more a rabbit than I am an insect. I'm not sure if I'm human, though. I try not to be."
The owners of the house didn't seem satisfied with this, so sent their kittens after me. One was black and white spotted, the other was white. However, um, they were just kittens after all. And they were cute. So I picked them up and pet them, and they purred. And thus, everything turned out okay.