Sonjia: (sweeping the dirt) Ohh.... I'm bored again...
Jadarin: I can remedy that.
Sonjia: Let me guess. Another really awful story? I don't think I can take much more.
Jadarin: Oh, don't worry. This one's really short. And really BAD.
Sonjia: As bad as that Sailor Moon one?
Jadarin: Well, why don't you read and compare?
Sonjia: Do I have to?
Jadarin: You sound as though you don't like doing this.
Sonjia: (grumble...) Is it a Sailor Moon story, though?
Jadarin: Nope! Another Gundam fic. This is from a story called "people just chang (sic)".
Sonjia: Does this mean it's about Wufei?
Jadarin: Who knows? In the meantime, on with the fic!
Sonjia: Oh. Joy.
CHANGES Summer
Jadarin: Gundam Wing: The Swimsuit Edition.
White Fang has a transition to the gundam pilots
Sonjia: They made a scene switch right at the beginning?
Jadarin: The White Fang are Gundam pilots! Hey, if Trunks can be a Gundam pilot, so can they.
we'll take it said Heero said "Hello Gundam boys this is Milderadro,
Jadarin: Zechs goes to Mexico!
Sonjia: Gundam fics must be notorious for weird spellings.
This transition is about my sister Relena
Sonjia: So the scene switch is spinning around Relena.
Jadarin: Happens in anime all the time.
as of this time we have her there was a
loud boom and then you saw Relena with a gun
Jadarin: Relena's been watching too many Rambo movies.
and you heard her say " this is what it comes down to brother and I am not going to lose.
Sonjia: She was the champion of CandyLand.
This is good bye. You saw Relena cock the gun and fire.
Sonjia: Is this narration, or is "Milderadro" giving a play-by-play narration of the story?
Then
the transition ended and left Heero,Quatra, Trowa, Duo, Wufei, Noin, Dorothy, Hilde, Catherine,
and Sally wondering what going on.
Sonjia: (raises hand) Me too!
Jadarin: I believe this type of sentence is the reason the English language has pronouns.
About ten minutes later you saw mobile suit come out dropped out a
pod and flew off.
Jadarin: I did? Where?
Sonjia: Bad grammar, bad spelling, mixed tenses, and no plot. It's all the fics up until now
rolled into one!
Heero went out and the pod held a sleeping Milderadro
Jadarin: Is that a kind of Pokemon?
and him holding a tape
Sonjia: It was a blackmail tape of Heero singing in the shower.
Heero brought both in and when the sleeping Milderadro woke up and Noin convinced him that
they were
not trying to kill him they watched the tape he had
Sonjia (Milliardo): Look! I've found proof that we're all actually just characters in an animated
TV show!
on the screen came Relena's face the tape and it said: hello everyone.
Jadarin: Good morning, Dave.
Sorry for the tranquillizer brother but you have your ways I have mine .
Sonjia: Does this seem out-of-character to anyone but me?
Anyway you are all have too be wondering were I am
Jadarin: That and what posessed you to use those extra verbs.
and the answer is that I don't.
Sonjia: Well, it's good to know that she's not wondering where she is.
I won't know and I won't know for a while.
Jadarin (Relena): (awkwardly) I won't ever know but I will know soon but it will be a while.
Sonjia (same): In the meantime, maybe I'll just shoot the rest of you for even more character
expansion!
Maybe I'll stay in the L 1 colony who knows?
Jadarin: Well, she just blew her cover.
All I know is that I have to
figure things out and I don't know how long it will be
Sonjia: Once you figure things out, mind filling us in?
but I am determined to do this . Another thing is the thing that you're all probably
thinking how is a seventeen year old survive
Jadarin: No, I'm wondering more along the lines of WHAT is a seventeen year old survive.
but don't worry
Sonjia: Be happy!
about it . One more thing is I love you all.
Jadarin: Sorry, you're not getting my Bud Lite.
Then she winked and the transition ended.
Sonjia: (pounds fist into hand) Oh, I just got it! I think that's supposed to be "transmission".
Jadarin: Could'a fooled me...
Dame her said Noin
Jadarin: Such an insult!
Sonjia: I hate this dame story.
I try to be angry with her but I can't.
Jadarin: Why don't you give me a shot at it? I'm sure I could get angry enough at this without
trying very hard.
Everyone just nodded and Heero had this look
Sonjia: Yeah, THIS look! (makes weird face) bleeahhh..! :P
and just
left.
Sonjia: ...Anou... Is that the end?
Jadarin: Seems to be a running theme with these stories.
Sonjia: Well, it's kinda hard to conclude something that wasn't really going anywhere to begin
with.
Jadarin: Interesting philosophy. If you're not going anywhere, where do you end up?
Sonjia: Um, nowhere?
Jadarin: Anyway, compared to the Sailor Moon one, how was this?
Sonjia: Well, the style was more like the author didn't know basic English. The Sailor Moon one
was just written by a secondary-school-aged valley girl.
Jadarin: I guess if this were longer, it would've messed with our brains more.
Sonjia: This should be a blessing.
This has been a presentation of Patches, the Good-Natured Lunatic in an attempt to keep in
character for "Slayers: God's Blood". And I'm actually continuing it finally, dangit! Except
I'm away at college at the moment, and free time is hard to come by.
Stinger: Dame her said Noin
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Jadarin: Look, there's another part to this story!
Sonjia: Who knew? The last part didn't really end, but that doesn't mean anything.
Jadarin: So, to continue...
Sonjia: Waahh... I thought this was supposed to be SHORT!
Summer four years later
Jadarin: (singing) It's summer.... in the city...
Sonjia: Please don't sing.
Heero walked into his house he shared with eight other people
Sonjia: Snow White and the seven dwarves, maybe?
( house is really big with five bedroom, huge basement a pretty nice living room and a
normal kitchen)
Jadarin: Okay, the kid has no money. He steals cars, fakes IDs to get into school, but how does
one steal a house?
Sonjia: Um... on one of those trucks that says "Wide Load"?
Hey said Duo We have a message
from the doctors.
Jadarin: They're pleased to announce that his brain was removed successfully.
The weird thing is that it's for everyone in the house.
Sonjia: His brain is?
Jadarin: Let's guess what's for dinner tonight.
Heero and Duo went to the living room where there was Hilde, Quatra, Dorthy, Trowa,
Catherine (not brother and sister)
Sonjia: It's always good to know that Catherine is not brother and sister.
Jadarin: One Dilandau is enough.
Wufei ( loosens up)and Sally When
Sonjia: Who's Sally When?
Jadarin: William Tell!
Sonjia: Huh?
Heero and Duo came in Trowa pressed the
listen button
Sonjia: It's one of those talking children's books!
and you heard Doctor J voice: Hello everyone.
Jadarin (Hitchcock): Good Evenink...
I have a mission for you all.
Sonjia: You must buy me... jelly beans....
Our massager will be there at noon tomorrow .
Jadarin: It's the Gundam stress-relief course!
At noon the next day on the dot the bell rang and after much fighting and yelling Hilde got
to answer the door.
Sonjia (Yakko): I'll get it!
Jadarin: (Dot): I'll get it!
Sonjia (Wakko): I never get to get it!
While everyone waited for a reaction. They got one.
Jadarin: While everyone waited for the dryer.
Sonjia: It finished.
There was a dead piercing scream
Sonjia (Sailor Pluto): Dead... Scream...
and everyone ran to the door and every single jaw dropped to the floor.
Jadarin: Quite chapfallen?
Relena stood there in the doorway wearing daisy-dukes and a blue tube top with blue gloves.
Sonjia: I... can't even picture this...
Jadarin: This is like trying to picture Amelia in frayed leather with a bunch of tattoos and
spiked hair.
Relena with an amused look on her
face said can I come in?
Jadarin: Noo! Drive the scary person away!
They let her walk in and Relena said I have to bring you guys to the doctors by 1:30 so I
can get something to eat ,
Sonjia: They're all getting their brains removed!
Jadarin: That's why she's going to eat.
On the way back. Relena turned around and said what.
Jadarin: What she looked at like she said what.
Sonjia: DON'T even start quoting that Sailor Moon story.
Then Hilde said why are you
wearing gloves aren't they hot?
Sonjia: Of all the things wrong with this scene, she notices that Relena's wearing GLOVES?
No said Relena and what are you looking at? You said Heero why I'm the same person but a
little attitude change.
Jadarin: Must be the "transition" they kept mentioning in part 1.
Come on I got to take you to the doctors. She turned
around and started walking down to the street to her car.
Sonjia: It's not that pink car, is it?
Jadarin: I think that got blown up.
Come on some of you use your cars and follow me.
Jadarin: They stole those, too.
Jadarin: And this would be the end of part 2.
Sonjia: This story is awful.
Jadarin: And there's still four parts to go! But they're all about this short.
Sonjia: Probably all about this stupid, too.
Stinger: Our massager will be there at noon tomorrow .
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Jadarin: Moving on... I caught a glimpse of what happens in this part. I should warn you in
advance, it might disturb you a little...
Sonjia: Gee, that really makes me want to read this. So, what happens?
Jadarin: I can't tell you, but you'll know when you get there.
Sonjia: ...I'm afraid...
People Change 3
Jadarin: ...times a day. Their underwear, that is.
Sonjia: Since when?
" Were here." yelled Relena.
Sonjia: This is giving me flashbacks to our very first story.
Jadarin: "I know what you mean." yelled Jadarin emphatically.
"Down stairs" said a voice.
Sonjia: Down stairs. Through door. Out window.
As they walked down the stair
Sonjia: Must be a very big stair.
Jadarin: Watch that first step, there. It's a doozy.
Duo whispered to Hilde " wonder where she's been for the past four years?
Jadarin: The Bermuda Triangle
Sonjia: In a government research facility.
Jadarin: Stuck in an elevator.
Sonjia: In jail.
Were ever it was though it sure
changed her a lot"
Sonjia: I win. It was a government research facility.
Jadarin: They fused her DNA with that of Britney Spears.
When they reached the bottom of the stairs they saw the doctors waiting for them.
Sonjia: They were the doctors who performed the operation on her.
Jadarin: They are now going to fuse the Gundam boys' DNA with N'Sync.
" I got what you wanted" Relena said.
Jadarin: A large bag of nacho chips, salsa, pretzels, cheese balls, popcorn, and a loaf of bread.
Sonjia: You want fries with that?
The door bell rang and Relena said "its open" Then this guy
in his mid-thirties came in and said " I want more"
Sonjia: More what? *ping* Is this the disturbing part?
Jadarin: Not quite.
Sonjia: (cowers in anticipation)
" Look Mark, I gave you the money we agreed so where are my beam cannons?"
Sonjia: I really hope that isn't futuristic slang for something dirty.
" I still want more" " More what?" Relena asked. " You" Mark said
and pushed her the wall and kissed her.
Jadarin: Oh, I see. She's been lost on the streets of New York.
"And if you don't I'll kill all of your friends"
Sonjia: Rather direct, isn't he?
'fine" Relena said " What do you want me to do?' " Sing Oops I did it again"
Sonjia: Wait, I thought you were kidding about that Britney Spears thing!
Jadarin: A moment of foreshadowing on my part.
Sonjia: She's not actually gonna do it, is she?
Fine and she started:
Sonjia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
I think I did again
I made you believe were more than just friends
O baby it may seem like a cruse
Jadarin: A cruise?
But it doesn't mean that I'm serious
Cause to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
O baby, baby
Oops I did again
Jadarin: The author says that about all her typos. When she notices them.
Sonjia: ....
I played with your heart
Got lost in the game o baby baby
Oops you think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
Jadarin: I'm thinking more the other direction.
I'm not that innocent ( then takes a gun from out of no were and shots Mark right between
the eyes)
Jadarin: Well, I must say, that's an interesting way to end a song. What do you think?
Sonjia: ....
Jadarin: (poke poke) Hello? Sonjia? .... Whoa, I think she's dead! That scene affected her more
than I thought!
Patches: (materializes) She can't die! She needs to be in part 2 of Gods' Blood!
Jadarin: Then you shouldn't have let us find such a dangerous story. Speaking of which, we'd
better get back to it.
" Good job Relena" Doctor J said " but you took to long to kill him."
Jadarin: Pbph.. He called Sonjia a "him".
" Let him think he won.
Patches: Yeah, I really thought he won. So what if he's dead?
Jadarin: So now you're filling in?
Patches: For a while.
I guess I got to call his boss and ask for my beam cannons"
Jadarin: You know, that really does sound dirty.
Then the phone rang and Relena pressed the
screen there was a girls face.
Patches: The screen there was a girl's face? Do you look in her mouth or something?
" Hey Cindy how are you?" " Fine" Cindy answered "Are you going to the club Hope?"
Jadarin: They're having a binge drink there.
"I guess, is Brendan going to be there?" " Yeah, but we found a new shipment of
gundaminium at the docks."
Patches: Gundaminium: A condo made of Gundanium.
"We can get it for you but we need your help with it"
Patches: Isn't that a tad contradictory?
Jadarin: We'll do it for you, but only if you do it.
" ok I'll be there and everyone wear black and red."
Patches: To be inconspicuous, no doubt (rolls eyes).
I don't own "gundam wing" and "oops I did it again" but you know this you're not an idiot.
Jadarin: You, on the other hand, are questionable.
Patches: Hey, Sonjia, this part is over. You can come back to life now.
Sonjia: ....
Patches: It HAD to be the healer that this story killed.
Jadarin: Like I'd bring her back to life even if I could.
Patches: Oh wait! I'm the author! Whatever I say goes! Sonjia is now miraculously back to life!
Sonjia: ....
Patches: A... anou....
Jadarin: Looks like she's fighting it. She'd rather be dead that continue with this story.
Patches: But I don't want to sit here and read these!
Jadarin: Hey, you make us do it. It's time for some payback.
Patches: Sonjiaaaaaaa! Come back to life! This can't continue if you don't!
Jadarin: Oh THERE'S some real incentive.
Patches: OKay, I guess she deserves a break.
Jadarin: What about me?
Patches: I thought you liked this stuff.
Jadarin: I tolorate it better, but even I have my limits.
Patches: Well, we need SOMEONE to continue this. Scirei and Opheria aren't in the story right
now, so they won't work...
Jadarin: Face it, you're stuck with the job. On with the next part!
Stinger: " What do you want me to do?' " Sing Oops I did it again"
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Jadarin: And here is part 4!
Patches: Yay. (whispers) Sonjia, wake up! (kick)
* this is my definition of Goth ( just wanted you to know)just black is too depressing =*.*=
Jadarin: This is my definition of red. But red is too bright.
* I don't own Gundam Wing
Patches: If you did, no one would watch it.
After the call Relena turned around and said " Do you want to come with me?" " Where" Heero
asked.
Jadarin: (corny French accent) Come wiz me to ze cazbah...
" The club I'm going to tonight." " What type of club is?" Catherine asked.
Jadarin: Fight club!
Patches: You don't talk about fight club.
" Cover up is Goth but
it's really a great place to find stuff fallen of trucks"
Patches: Translation: It's a really good place to see trucks fall.
Relena answered back. " Doesn't that mean stolen?" Trowa said.
Jadarin: Nah, borrowed indefinitely.
" Yeah if you think its wrong talk to them" Relena said pointing to the doctors.
Patches: What... did that have to do with anything?
"Since it Goth what do we have to wear black.
Jadarin: Pink always works, too.
Boys wear black jeans and any color shirt as long as it's dark. Like Dark blue, Forest green
and things like that.
Patches: Relena going Gothic. What is WRONG with this author?
Girls wear Black pants bellbottoms
mostly unless it's a special
Jadarin: Now it's disco!
and we wear skirts and they wear black shirt and that's about all they wear."
Patches: The same outfit every day? Ewww.
" But" Hilde said " I don't have black pants and nether does Dorothy and Sally.
Jadarin: They're actually considering joining her?
Patches: This story is on crack, I tell you.
If you all wear
a size 3 in women's I can give you one of my pants."
Patches: Yeah, I'm sure Heero knows his women's pants size.
Were all size three so can we borrow a pair of pants"
Jadarin: They will borrow A pair of pants. They will wear them mutually.
Patches: That would be interesting to see.
" Cool I'll see you at seven" Relena said and walked up the stairs went to her right and
closed the door.
Patches: She walked up the stairs, crashed into the right wall, and closed the door on herself.
The Heero
Jadarin: He is... THE Heero!
Patches: Actually, he's not. THE Heero died 20 years before the start of the series.
went up to the doctors and asked " How come she wears gloves all the time?"
Jadarin: What is it with the gloves?! Trust me, that is the LEAST disturbing change about her.
"t has to do with the first year she left.
Patches: (eyes pop open, zombie-like) t is a variable in a parametric function relating position
to time. Please derive a set of parametric equations relating the year she left to time t...
Jadarin: Note to readers: Patches is writing this during a 5-week intensive study calculus course.
This is a rare bit of free time.
She was on the streets for about two weeks I think that is one reason.
Patches: That she wears gloves?
Jadarin: It was cold, I guess.
She won't tell us what happened. Then she went to a foster home and then that's been the
glove part comes in. I think she killed them but we know they were abusive.
Jadarin: She killed the gloves?
Patches: They were abusive gloves.
We found her and we needed
someone.
Jadarin: Oh WELL then. Please don't get into it.
We decided to let you live a normal life for a while. Then we needed you again"
Patches: Wait, is he talking to Heero?
Jadarin: Drat. And here I thought this was one of the few non-yaoi Gundam fics.
Patches: I'm in the process of writing a non-yaoi one. It's also non-sensical.
Jadarin: Shameless plug.
Doctor J said. " You better get ready Relena hates lateness."
Patches: And I hate badness of grammerness.
Professor H said.
SIX O'CLOCK
Jadarin: And nothing to eat.
At five fifty-five everyone was down there except for Heero and Relena .
Patches: Whoa, we just went back five minutes in time. *poing* At t=-5, the equation x=-3cos(t),
y=-3sin(2t) intersects the equation...
Jadarin: Stop that.
Everyone was looking really smooth.
Jadarin: Well, Trowa was bumpy. He had zits.
Hilde was wearing black jeans pants and a black sweater.
Patches: If she's wearing jeans pants, are you sure that's not a sweater shirt?
Duo who was sitting next to
Hilde was wearing black pants and shirt.
Jadarin: Doesn't he always wear that, anyway?
Quatra ( in this fic he owns black clothes whoa)
Jadarin: Is that a weird spelling of Quatre?
Patches: Hey, in Japanese, his name is pronounced more like "Quattor", the Latin word for 4.
was wearing black pants with a black shirt with gold hemmed on the trims.
Patches: Oh, the gold just breaks the whole Goth look.
Jadarin: He always needs something cheery.
Dorothy was wearing black leggings
with and over sized black sweater.
Jadarin: Is this entire chapter devoted to what everyone is wearing?
Patches: And the summary on fanfiction.net talked about great violence.
Jadarin: Well, you saw what happened to Sonjia.
Patches: Oh yeah! Sonjia! Return to your duty as MSTer! PLEASE!
Sonjia: ....
Trowa and Catherine were both just wearing black jeans and black shirt( except Catherine's
had a small v in the shirt)
Patches: Hopefully somewhere appropriate.
and Wufei had on black baggy pants and a
black shirt. Sally had on the same thing on as Catherine did except Sally's shirt was a tube top.
Jadarin: They're all wearing black. I get it. Get on with it.
Patches: First there was Hilde and she was wearing black. And then Duo was also wearing black.
Quatre was wearing something black, too...
Heero walked in wearing black jeans and shirt.
Jadarin: GEE, who would'a guessed?!
Then Relena walked in and even Heero had to react.
Patches: He was acidic, and the author was base. Everyone began to fizzle.
She
had on skin tight leather pants and a black tube top and black leather boots and gloves.
Jadarin: Yeah, I'm sure we're all shocked she's wearing black.
She smiled at there reactions and said to them "come on"
Patches (Naga): Come ooooon....
She said good bye to the doctors and went to her
car which was a black BMW. ( cars got much bigger here)
Jadarin: A big BMW would be about the size of a Matchbox car.
When they were in there car Relena said " Things are different at this club, there my name
is Hope or legendary .
Patches: And when I go, I'm called "Spoon".
And another thing there are people there
Jadarin: No, really?!
Patches: Author's got a knack for stating tha obvious.
since you're new there going to try to take
advantage of you so watch out.
Patches: Take advantage of... SONJIA!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!
I guess that's it.
Jadarin: The end, then?
When the car stopped and Relena got out you saw this run down building .
Patches: I do? Where? (looks around dorm room)
Jadarin: Maybe it's referring to the dorm under construction across the pond over there (points
out the window)
Patches: Wait, you're not supposed to be in my room! Shoo!
Jadarin: Well, YOU'RE in our MST. It's only fair.
"This is it" Relena said. " Don't you think its run down?" Heero asked.
Patches: Nope, it's run-up!
Jadarin: Run-of-the-mill.
"looks can be deceiving" was all Relena said and walked in.
Jadarin: Yeah, at first glance, this might look like a decent fic.
Patches: No it doesn't.
She then walked to the elevator motioned everyone to come in and pressed basement.
Jadarin: They all made a reach for the button, and ended up getting stuck.
When the elevator stopped the door opened and there
were people all over the place all wearing something black or red but very few wore red.
Patches: They were rebels.
As they walked by it seemed everyone kept saying " Hey Hope how is it going?" or " Legendary
is here! Now we
can have fun"
Sonjia: (cough)
Patches: AHA! She's alive!
Sonjia: No I'm not!
Patches: You were just PLAYING dead, weren't you!
Jadarin: Hey, let's finish the chapter before you get into anything.
Relena just walked pass them like they weren't even there.
Patches: The same way the author shrugs off the dictionary.
Then out of no were Relena/Hope went " Cindy"
Jadarin: She went Cindy. Does that mean she turned into her?
and went to the girl they say on the television
Patches: You can't say that on television.
and gave her a hug how are
you?" Meanwhile Heero hadn't taken his eyes off Relena all night.
Jadarin: She'd been walking around all night with Heero's head attached to her back.
She amazing but she's changed so much.
Sonjia: You got that right.
Patches: Yay! You're back in the picture! That means I can leave!
Sonjia: Huh? Er... blahh... (dies again)
Patches: Oh, no you don't! You can't do that again!
She probably doesn't even think of me even though I thought about twenty-four seven.
Jadarin: And after a lot of thought, he realized that that was a really dumb way to say 247.
Then Relena tapped Heero on the shoulder and said "We got to go to the mission room now,
come on."
Sonjia: Yeah, that's what I'd call it. And the club has an eating room and a dancing room, too.
P.s. For half of the next chapter Relena will be known as Hope
Patches: Therefore, I will be known as Spoon. However, I'll be leaving shortly.
Sonjia: No! You can't...!
Patches: (disappears)
Sonjia: Drat.
By the way if you want romance next chapter tell me*.*
Sonjia: Um, no.
Jadarin: It would end up as something pointless, anyway.
Sonjia: So, I guess I'm stuck doing this again. Death was nice while it lasted.
Jadarin: Well, I'd get annoyed having to do this myself.
Sonjia: Just as long as she doesn't sing Britney Spears again.
Jadarin: So, on with part 5!
Stinger: She probably doesn't even think of me even though I thought about twenty-four seven.
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Sonjia: How about we not make any comments in this part to get it over with faster?
Jadarin: Where's the fun in that? We still have to read it. Might as well comment.
People Change 5
Sonjia: I didn't know you could make change out of people.
Jadarin: Yeah, the toll booth in the underworld only takes exact change.
When Heero and Relena walked into the room everyone was in there
Sonjia: Oh, so it's "everyone" now?
Jadarin: Must've finally gotten tired of listing off the entire cast every time.
so they just sat down. This guy with all black clothes
Sonjia: Oh that's specific.
with bleached hair walked into the room and started saying all of these stupid
plans that were even confusing Wufei and Heero.
Jadarin (guy in black): Okay, everyone, we're gonna write a fanfic where Relena goes through a
punk phase.
Sonjia: What the heck?
" Just blow it up, Brendan" " Excuse me, Hope did you say something?"
Jadarin: Yeah, she said "Blow it out your--"
Sonjia: AHEM! We will have no lude comments coming from this section.
" Yes I did I said blow up the ship and get the gundanium after it sunk to the
bottom?"
Sonjia: She's saying it as a question?
Jadarin: This is a stupid fic?
Sonjia: I think we should kill her?
Jadarin: Maybe when this is over?
" This will destroy the gundanium won't it ?" " My goodness you're clueless !
Sonjia: (cough) He's not the only one.
No it won't not this large of an amount. Some of us could distract and some can put the
bombs on board and
wait for it to blow up" Hope said
Jadarin: Sounds like a plan concocted by a five year-old in ten seconds. ...Oh wait, that's right.
" We'll go with your plans Hope but this will be on you if we fail it's on you
Sonjia: Redundancy strikes again.
Jadarin: We will kill you if we fail we will kill you.
everyone armor up."
Jadarin: Armor of Wildfire! Tao.... Jin!!
At the mission everything almost went according to plan but when everyone was evacuating
Cindy was about to be hit by a grenade
Sonjia: Nah, that was part of the plan, too.
and Relena pushed her out of the way and it didn't see if they got
hit.
Sonjia: "It"?
Jadarin: Is that referring to the grenade or what?
Heero, Duo, Hilde, Quatra, Dorothy, Trowa, Catherine, Wufei and Sally
Both: _-_
Sonjia: Where's Noin?
Jadarin: Probably got smart and got out of the story.
were all shocked Relena could have had died like that.
Jadarin: Yeah, well, that's life.
" Is she?" Catherine asked. " Were not sure" Duo said because the
smoked hadn't cleared yet.
Jadarin: Ah, the DBZ rule applies to anything. No one is EVER dead when the smoke clears.
When the smoke cleared everyone was shocked at what they saw.
Sonjia: A dancing brigade of turnips!
Jadarin: An empty potato chip bag!
Sonjia: A dead fish!
They saw Relena standing there was only one scratch on her and that's was on her arm
Jadarin: The rest of her was just mutilated, but not scratched.
and her gloves
were messed up. Cindy was messed up too with a couple of cuts on her pants
Sonjia: Geez, first grenades looking for people, now bleeding pants.
Jadarin: This person doesn't really know how to personify things effectively.
but everything else was fine. "Come on lets go." Relena said.
Sonjia: ~...zettai daijoubu..~
Jadarin: That's Xellos's song! Don't ever sing that!
When everyone came home that night there were two things they did eat
Jadarin: Peas and carrots.
Sonjia: Cheese and meat.
and go to bed ( I know no bathing but hey they are tired)
Jadarin: And I'm sure she really wanted to write a shower scene.
When Heero went to the bathroom and he saw Relena watching T.V.
Sonjia: In the bathroom?
Jadarin (Heero): Nature calls. Don't mind me.
and the weird thing was she was crying.
Sonjia (Relena): *sniff sniff* Bambi's mom is...
Relena thought " I saw the way Heero looked at me he hates me I know it but I still love him.
Jadarin: And I wonder what would have prompted him to not like her?
Sonjia: I liked little innocent Relena better.
He never loved you Relena so get over it and watch the movie!"
Sonjia (Relena): I need to see Thumper and Flower all grown up!
Jadarin: Having a mild case of schitzophrenia, are we?
She heard a noise and turned she then she saw Heero standing in the doorway.
Jadarin: If we're still in the bathroom, I wonder what that noise was?
Sonjia: .... You're sick.
" Hey Heero want to watch with me?" " Depends on what you're watching" Heero said. " I'm
watching Sleeping Beauty,
Jadarin: Wow, I guess it's your turn for prophetic MSTing.
Sonjia: Well, I only got the Disney movie part right.
so I guess you wouldn't want to see it" Relena answered back. " Just to prove you wrong I'll
watch it."
Jadarin: Then again, it's probably the only type of movie this author is able to understand.
With that Heero sat down right next to her. Then when the part with the prince came to the
castle
to save the princess Relena said to Heero " that is why I hate Disney movies
Sonjia (Relena): The plots just go right over my head.
that would never happen in real life. That why even adults like these movies because they
take your mind of real things."
Jadarin: And replace it with fake things.
Sonjia: I guess the author's seen many Disney movies, and they've already ridden her mind of real
things.
Heero meanwhile heard what she said and thought "she has really become strong but I wonder
why she wears those gloves.
Both: WHO CARES?!
" Relena why do you wear gloves all the time?" Heero asked. " Because my
first year I was gone the government put me in a foster-home
Sonjia: Whoa, a government project. I got another one right.
but the bad thing is that these people were drug additives
Jadarin: She was adopted by Red 40 and Blue 5!
Sonjia: They must have taught Relena that she doesn't need to be natural.
and heavy drinkers." She paused for a minute "why am I telling him this?"
Jadarin: He probably thinks it's really weird that she was raised by artificial colors and flavors.
but
she continued. " One night my foster-father got drunk and he........he raped me .
Sonjia: Okay, I guess it would be kinda mean to joke about that.
Jadarin: Eh... okay, I'll agree with you on this one.
But then when he finished he left a gun in my reach and I was so angry I shot him right in
the head
Jadarin: And that's why he doesn't have any children of his own.
and after that his
wife tried to kill me and I shot her too, then I ran away too the streets.
Sonjia: You know... she's a princess, the daughter of a diplomat, and people practically worship
her. You think she could've gotten better arrangements than this.
Then I ran into the doctors and they had just seen me beat someone up and they started to
train. "
Jadarin: Translation: The doctors saw me beat someone up, so started up the train.
Whoa , but if that was me I
would have killed them.
Sonjia: Um, she DID kill them.
that was self defense but Relena thinks differently than me."
Jadarin: At least she used to.
Thought Heero. "Heero are you okay? Heero?!?"
Sonjia: Now what's she worried about?
Jadarin: He's choking on popcorn.
then out of nowhere Heero smiled (drastic change I know but
what ya going to do)
Sonjia: Ohhhh, that's nowhere NEAR as drastic a change as the rest of the story. Heero smiling is
forgivable. Relena's situation, however...
and asked a question that had been bugging him for a while
Jadarin (Heero): Relena, why do you drive a pink car?
Sonjia (same): Relena, are you stalking me?
Jadarin: Relena, would you please stop yelling "Heeeeeeerooooooo!" all the time?
Sonjia: Relena, does this outfit make me look fat?
" Relena do you still love me?" Relena blushed and just nodded her head.
Jadarin (Heero): Okay, just wondering.
Heero leaned over and went to her ear and
said "I love you too."
Sonjia: Oh, I thought he was going to pull out a quarter or something and call it a magic trick.
When Relena turned her head to face him, he kissed her which surprised him and Relena.
Jadarin: Since they then relized that Duo and Quatre were standing behind them mushing their faces
together.
But neither of them had any protest to the kiss they shared.
Sonjia: I object, your honor!
* I don't own Gundam Wing
Jadarin: Yeah, that one's Heero's.
* I don't own Sleeping Beauty either
Sonjia: She belongs to her prince.
Jadarin: Unless this becomes an Utena fic.
* I know sappy ending but you asked for romance
Sonjia: No I didn't.
Jadarin: Maybe her alternate personality did, so she counted that as an overruling vote.
THANKS HERE'S CHAPTER 5 I HOPED YOU ENJOYED IT..
Sonjia: I thought that just now WAS Chapter 5.
Jadarin: She hoped we'd enjoy it, but now she's reconsidering.
Stinger: but the bad thing is that these people were drug additives
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Jadarin: Well, here it is. The final chapter of the story.
Sonjia: Is it really the end, or just the last part written?
Jadarin: Well, either way, it'll probably just stop rather than end.
People Just Change 6
Sonjia: Yeah, but not THIS much...
"This sucks!!!!!!"
Sonjia: My opinion exactly!
yelled Relena waking everyone in the whole house. " What wrong?" asked Heero.
Jadarin: Everything in this fic, for starters.
"these idiots stated early.
Sonjia: They weren't supposed to talk until noon!
They just attacked the Sank Kingdom.
Sonjia: ... Eh, close enough.
Jadarin: I think the official spelling is "Sanc", even though the number is "Cinq".
They were supposed to start in
December not August"
Jadarin: But they just couldn't wait to hand out Christmas presents.
"You're not joking" asked Doctor J. " No I'm not can you believe it and the gundams aren't
even ready yet
Sonjia: Don't tell me SHE pilots one now, too.
(Relena's eyes got big and she smacked her head)
Jadarin: And shot herself, too.
I forgot I not
supposed to say that"
Sonjia: They're all playing Taboo.
"Well" said Doctor H " they are ready and you did the best job of getting the stuff we
needed"
Jadarin: That was quick. They weren't ready two lines ago.
" no problem" said Relena "glad to be of service can I see them with the others all
I saw Wing Zero.
Sonjia: And she just doesn't fee privilaged enough to only see one Gundam in her life.
" Of Course right this way" said Doctor J. They came in and Relena just said this is so cool
this is the first time I've been near a mobile suit and it wasn't here to protect or kill me"
Jadarin (Relena): I'm so excited to have a mobile suit that doesn't protect me!
When everyone was in their respective Gundam they took of to the enemies base which took
Relena a whole hour to find after Heero tried to find.
Jadarin: It's the Ryouga syndrome.
The base was in an old abandoned base near the Sank
Kingdom.
Sonjia: So therefore, it isn't abandoned anymore.
Relena , Hilde , Dorothy, Catherine and Sally were busy checking to see if there were any
mobile suits they were to watch out for.
Jadarin: Meanwhile, Noin was watching them all, sipping tea and laughing her head off.
Then Heero asked Relena on the communicator " Any
mobile Suits to watch out for"
Sonjia (Relena): Just the one I'm driving. Well, trying to drive. Aaaah! Treeee!
" None in your sector handsome(I just had to get some flirtation in there)"
Jadarin: Phhbp. So just throw it in at random, then!
Sonjia: She actually has to say she's flirting? Does she think we're as dense as she is?
Relena said " Thanks Beautiful" Heero answered back.
Both: Blech...
Everyone of the girls heard this
exchange and were completely shocked and happy at the same for her
Sonjia (girls): Yay! Now maybe she'll leave us alone!
and Hilde just said " Relena finally made her move"
Jadarin: She's starting to think that boys are more than just things with cooties.
laughed aloud and went back to work. Then they saw it.
Jadarin: A brick.
Sonjia: The Goodyear blimp.
Jadarin: The Harlem Globetrotters.
Sonjia: An ice cream cone.
A huge thing of ms
Sonjia: It's a multiple sclerosis plague headed our way! Aaah!
(when I say huge I mean huge)
Jadarin: Really? I thought you meant clean.
around the boys. "watch out!!!!" they all said into their communicator to their respective
boyfriends.
Sonjia: Oh foo, and I thought this wasn't yaoi.
Who then got them selves ready to fight the mss back.
Jadarin: Is that like M's? It's the alphabet brigade!
Sonjia: Take this m m mM m mm MMM m mM MM mm
Then
Relena took the liberty to look at the base and reported that hose were 85% of the Mobile Suits
they went against"
Jadarin: 85% of the mobile suits they were against were hoses. Got it.
The rest are protecting the base" Hilde also reported.
Sonjia: They'll squirt anyone who gets within 100 yards.
" The weakest spot is the
front way" Sally reported.
Jadarin: Jeez, then I wonder how pathetic the back way is.
" They are very weak but still be careful. The remaining Mobile suit are the most powerful"
Sonjia: If there's only one left, it shouldn't matter.
At the Battle Field:
Jadarin: Everyone was playing Chinese checkers.
" you heard there information" Heero said to the other pilots
Sonjia: There information? Where information?
as they finished the rest of the mobile suits that had attacked them.
Jadarin: It took a while, but they finally ate them all.
When the had clamed down they went to the base.
Sonjia: I claim this base in the name of Spain!
Jadarin: Too bad "Milderadro" or whatever isn't here.
Heero and Duo
attacked the mobile suits.
Sonjia: You know, what exactly does this whole chapter have to do with the rest of the story?
Jadarin: What does the rest of the story have to do with itself?
While Quatra, Trowa , and Wufei went to see if they took any captures.
Sonjia: Ohh, I see. It's a big game of capture the flag.
Then when they saw to every one of the civilians were out safely
Jadarin: That senence structure reminds me of the "Before and After" category on Wheel of Fortune.
Sonjia: Gundam pilot light!
they blew up the base and defeated
everyone of the mobile suits.
Sonjia: She goes into more detail about who's doing what than what they're actually doing.
They went back home there were Relena on the floor reading a book,
Jadarin: Both her split personalities, no doubt.
Hilde watching a movie, Dorothy doing there nails,
Sonjia: Now Dorothy has a split personality, too.
Jadarin: Or maybe she's just there.
Catherine getting the Poke-mon cards on the floor
getting ready to play
Sonjia: AAAHHHH! You can NOT mix Pokemon and Gundam!
Jadarin: Death-Scyther! I choose you!
and Sally was reading a book. The guys just watched them for a moment and then Heero went to
Relena and they started talking.
Sonjia: Ooooh, how exciting!
Duo sat next to Hilde on the sofa and put his arm
around her and they just sat there and laughed at the funny parts.
Jadarin: Of his arm?
Dorothy who was done with her nails started talking to Quatra who sat next to her, Catherine
and Trowa started playing Poke-mon
Sonjia: I cannot, for the life of me, picture Trowa playing Pokemon.
Jadarin: Maybe he likes the strategy.
card and there was mass shouting of " thunder shock or fire throw(something like that)
Jadarin: I don't believe either of those are Pokemon attacks. There are Thunderbolt and Flame
Thrower, however.
and Wufei just pulled out a book sat next to Sally and started reading.
Sonjia: And here I thought he hated women.
Then Relena stood up and said " This is
boring
Both: YES, IT IS!
those who are for going to the movies say I" I every single person in the room said I.
Jadarin: Everyone who wants this story to be over, say "I"!
Sonjia: I! I! I! I! I! I!
So they got up and went to the movies . Relena as the last person out flicked her finger at
the door
Jadarin (Relena): You stupid door! (flips it off)
and it
closed(charmed if you didn't know)
Sonjia: Uh, no, I didn't know. I didn't think there was any sorcery in Gundam.
The end or is it?
Sonjia: I don't know! It didn't seem like it.
* I hope you enjoyed my story.
Jadarin: You wish.
* I'm very sorry about the end but I felt it needed something
Sonjia: So you deleted it?
* Have a nice day
Sonjia: Now that this is over, I think I will!
Jadarin: Well, that's the end.
Sonjia: No, that's the stopping point. It didn't end. Not one of these stories so far has had a
legitimte ending.
Jadarin: Well, yeah, but none of them had legitimate plots, either.
Sonjia: Until next time, I guess, since I'm sure you'll find another one.
Jadarin: Naturally!
Sonjia: (sigh) Why fight it any more?
Stinger: "This sucks!!!!!!"
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