Somewhere in the World, There's Someone Just Like You. Except Made of Chocolate.

Somewhere in the World, There's Someone Just Like You. Except Made of Chocolate. Somewhere in the World, There's Someone Just Like You. Except Made of Chocolate.
Inuyasha, Bubblegum Crisis 2040

Hooray for my latest bizarre, twisted, and downright STUPID anime dream! It's been ages since I've had one like this. It even had the "feel" of my older ones! Ah, I hope this is a sign that the frequency of my stupid anime dreams is on the rise. I miss them.

See, there was this merry band of travelers, consisting of Inuyasha, Sesshoumaru, Mason from BGC2040, and some unidentified girl. They drove around in a mini-van, but the girl always had to sit between the puppy brothers or else they'd maul each other.

Anyway, it turns out our merry band of heroes(?) had been framed by a similar group who looked just like them, but were made of chocolate. Now, in hindsight, a life-size chocolate Inuyasha isn't terribly threatening-sounding, but he sure seemed like it in the dream.

My mom commented that Mason was evil because he didn't eat enough salt. Because, you know, all people who don't have enough salt in their diet turn evil. But there was no time to ponder this, as the mini-van adventurers went to a showdown with their confectionary counterparts.

Unfortunately for the choco-crew, it was a sunny, warm day that day, and as soon as they came out into the open, they all melted. The random girl exclaimed, "Wait! They're MADE of chocolate?!" Apparently up until this point, she thought the enemy had just been covering themselves in chocolate rather than actually being made of chocolate.

So, the random girl, the megalomaniac, and the two stupid dogs shrugged, got back in their mini-van, and drove away, leaving four giant puddles of chocolate in the road.

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