Jadarin: Oh Soooonjiaaaaaa....
Sonjia: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! You are NOT making me read another one of
those terrible, terrbile stories again, are you?
Jadarin: It's not that bad, is it?
Sonjia: You're a Mazoku, for crying out loud! You're just doing this to
torment me!
Jadarin: (innocently) Would I ever do something like that to my dear little
sister?
Sonjia: (flatly) You tried to kill me, remember?
Jadarin: Oh yeah! Well, let's put it this way. We read this story, or I
kill you.
Sonjia: ...That's actually a tough choice.
Jadarin: Oh, come on! It's written by the same person who wrote the first
one we read.
Sonjia: Well, that one just had a million tense changes and a stupid plot.
But at least it wasn't as unreadable as the Sailor whatever one.
Jadarin: So it's settled! Let the MST begin!
Sonjia: Hey, wait! I never--
Jadarin: (shoves fic in front of her) Too late!
Four Becomes Two
Sonjia: Must be the new math.
Written By Leonardo B. Castro
Jadarin: Castrato! He could sing in Classical Opera.
The Slayers enter an inn called The Chimera Inn.
Sonjia: -_- Is this just a re-write of "Dreams" with just the name of the
inn changed?
Even though it was called The Chimera Inn, no one there expected to
see a real chimera inside.
Jadarin: It was called that because the bartender did some really crazy
stuff with the drinks.
So boys and girls were gawking at Zelgadis.
Jadarin: Most girls outside of this TV world gawk at him as well, but
probably in a more positive manner.
Sonjia: What do you mean "TV world"?
Jadarin: Uh, never mind...
So he decided to go to bed early as the others pig out on food.
Sonjia (Zel): Everyone staring at me.... making me... sleepy...
Gourry, who was full, also decided it was bedtime. He was sharing a
room with Zelgadis. But, sadly Zelgadis locked him out. So he tried to wake
Zelgadis, but to no avail.
Jadarin (Gourry): Zel! I need to potty! Let me in!
"Hey Mr. Gourry, we have a couch in the room. You can sleep here,"
said Amelia who, with Lina was going to bed.
Jadarin: No one told me this was a yuri fic! I'll get the popcorn.
Sonjia: (grumble) I hope you burn it.
"Why did you have to invite jellyfish for brains, Amelia," asked
Lina, "On second thought, don't tell me."
Jadarin: It might be something kinky.
Said Lina hoping for an it-a-just-thing to do speech.
Sonjia: It a just thing, man!
Luckily her, she was spared.
Sonjia: How is her always so luckily?
The three friends entered the room. Lina toss a blanket at Gourry
and he slept on the couch, while Amelia and Lina took the bed. Because of
the fact a man was there, Lina and Amelia was more dress than usual.
Jadarin: They're not usually dresses, but since there was a man, they turned
into more of a dress just for him.
In the next room, Zelgadis toss and turn in his bed.
Sonjia: He must be playing Yahtzee.
Zelgadis woke up to find a very naked Amelia was lying in his arms.
Jadarin (Zel): Wow, the call-girl fairy left me a present for my tooth!
Her face right was right in front of his. There was a smile on her
face. What happened last night, thought Zelgadis.
Sonjia: (smacks her brother) Why do you make me read this stuff? Go have
your sick fantasies by yourself!
Jadarin: You've gotta see this one through to the end, though.
Gourry woke up from a dream that Lina spent a night in his arms.
Jadarin: Then he woke up and found out it was Xellos.
That dream turn out to be a nightmare when he found out it was true.
Sonjia: Wait, it WAS Xellos?
What in L-sama name did I do, he thought? Even though she was
peaceful and beautiful now, when she wakes up, she will be scary enough to
chase Shabanigdo away.
Sonjia: Is this a classic Gourry-mispronouncing-something, or a typo?
Jadarin: It doesn't take a genius to figure that out.
Zelgadis's memories of last night start to rush back into his head.
Sonjia: Then his ears popped.
He was unable to sleep, so he thought he would take a walk outside.
Outside the inn, he saw Amelia gazing at the stars.
Jadarin: And probably howling at the moon as well.
"So Mr. Zelgadis, you were unable to sleep as well," said Amelia.
Zelgadis nodded.
Sonjia (Zel): It's those hotel beds. They're made of concrete, I tell you.
"The stars are beautiful tonight aren't they, Mr. Zelgadis," said
Amelia.
Jadarin: She failed to notice that it was overcast and she was staring at a
streetlamp.
Zelgadis look at Amelia, studied her. She was a young woman now.
Sonjia: Before, she was a moose.
She was not the clumsy girl who followed him around and hung on his
every word.
Sonjia: Now she was the graceless girl who followed him around and hung on
his every word.
Also, she was very beautiful woman. He would get angry when men
would stare at her, or at least parts of her.
Jadarin (man): My, that's a nice elbow you've got, miss.
Sonjia (Zel): How dare you!
How he dreamed of her lately was not exactly pure.
Jadarin: At least now he can rest assured that no Daimons will be coming
after him.
But she seemed to have moved on.
Sonjia: He was staring into empty space. She was somewhere down the road.
She would hang around him less, and talk to few than that.
Sonjia: This should be a blessing.
How ironic that now I harbor feelings of her, but she doesn't want
to be with me, thought Zelgadis.
Sonjia: So, he decided to run away while he still could.
"Amelia," said Zelgadis. "Yes, Mr. Zelgadis," said Amelia. It was
now or never, thought Zelgadis. "Amelia, I love--," Zelgadis said, then he
stop when he noticed Amelia eyes were wide in shock.
Jadarin (Zel): I mean, um, I love... this inn's food!
There were bloodstains on his shirt.
Jadarin: The cook was after him with a clever.
I don't feel pain, thought Zelgadis. He looked at Amelia body and
saw an arrowhead sticking out of her shoulder.
Sonjia: Lemmie guess. Another stupid dream of Amelia dying that will end
with those two in bed with each other? I swear, this is just a rewrite of
the other story.
"Aaaaaaaammmmeeeeeeellllliiiiaaaaaaaaaaaa," screamed Zelgadis.
Jadarin: To pay homage to Zel64's MSTs.... ROSHI!!
Amelia hit the ground. Lina opened the second floor window, and
stared out to see an injured Amelia, a very anger Zelgadis, and a group of
men.
Sonjia: She then pieced together that Amelia had been standing on the roof
giving a speech to the men, then fell on her face as usual. She payed it no
heed.
"There she is," pointed one man at Lina. "Use the secret weapon on
Lina Inverse,"
Jadarin: No! Anything but the secret weapon!
Sonjia: I bet it's a salad shooter.
said the Leader. A man threw a small bag at her. She let out a
fireball that kill half of the men there before the bag reach her.
Sonjia: O_O Lina may fireball people, but she's not the homocidal type.
The bag's contents spill all over her. They were slugs.
Jadarin: Wow, how generous. An ancient remedy for any ailment.
Sonjia: Those were leeches.
In a blind panic, Lina ran around the room.
Sonjia (Lina): I'm blind, I'm blind!
Zelgadis was furious at what they done to Amelia.
Sonjia: Pshh. Who cares about Lina?
None would survive. Zelgadis pull out his sword and charged them.
Jadarin: For he never left home without his American Express card.
He let them hit him because he knew they cause him damage no sword
could best.
Sonjia: Uh, that means that they cause him greater damage than any sword
ever could, hot shot.
Also his stone skin chipped their swords.
Jadarin: The used him as a whet stone.
He was cutting down men left to right.
Sonjia: As opposed to right to left, as that was just wrong.
Those few luck, were the ones who met their end by a merciful
fireball.
Jadarin: This is the end. It's over by that fireball.
Their pleas for mercy fell upon deaf ears.
Sonjia: For Zel had forgotten to take out his earplugs.
They all died at the hands of Zelgadis.
Jadarin: I thought Lina killed half of them.
After the last man fell, Zelgadis ran to Amelia. Good, she still
alive, thought Zelgadis.
Sonjia: With that settled, he went to find that missing verb.
He pulled the arrow out and cast a healing spell on her wounds.
After he was done, Amelia opened her eyes. The first words to leave her lip
was, "Mr. Zelgadis, I love you."
Jadarin: There were more words on her other lip, but they never made it.
"I love you too, my beautiful Amelia," said Zelgadis.
Sonjia: (grabs a barf bag)
He picked her up in his arms and carried her back to his room,
kissing her all the way there.
Jadarin: Because of this, he failed to see where he was going and crashed
into the doorframe.
He laid her on his bed and continued to kiss her. One thing lead to
another and it lead to his present moment.
Jadarin: Oh, how graphic! I'm appalled.
I love you Amelia and I never let anyone hurt you again, vowed
Zelgadis.
Sonjia: (repeats that) "I never let anyone hurt you again." I guess this
just means she's still open to be hurt by anyone who hasn't already hurt
her.
Gourry remembered waking up too see Lina covered with slugs.
Jadarin: She had a rough night finding the bathroom.
Lina tore off every piece of clothing she had and tossed it outside.
She crawled into his arms and started to cry.
Sonjia: -_- That's so out-of-character, it's not even funny.
He lay down on the couch and started to kiss away the tears. Soon he
started kissing down her neck, and started to do other things that drove
Lina crazy.
Jadarin (Gourry): Does this tutu make me look fat?
Sonjia (Lina): Gah! Your idiocy is driving me crazy!
Soon the slug issue left her mind while a new one came along.
Sonjia: It's the slug issue of Sorcery Weekly. Her subscription is almost
expired.
How I am going to get Gourry out his clothes, ponder Lina.
Sonjia: Oh, uh huh, that's exactly what I was wondering.
One thing led to another and she up graded her relationship with
Gourry from dating into lovers.
Sonjia: Let's see here... Brains, D-. Physique, A. Abilities, B+.
Jadarin: (opens mouth to add one)
Sonjia: GAH! NO HENTAI! (flattens him)
That how Lina got in his arms.
Jadarin: That's what he told the cops, anyway.
Lina's eyes opened and saw Gourry. She kissed him and said good
morning.
Sonjia: Even though it was still 10:00 at night.
Xellos smiled to himself. I know shooting arrow into Amelia while
those bandits were around work Zelgadis into Amelia's hand.
Sonjia: Bzzt! Wrong-o! Mazoku can't use weapons!
Jadarin: I had chopsticks.
Sonjia: Well... you're just messed up.
But Lina into Gourry's hand was unexpected bonus.
Jadarin: Too bad nothing came of it.
Sonjia: You know, I'm glad you hate Xellos with a passion, because it would
be downright scary if you two ever started working together.
Jadarin: ...Hm... who says feelings can't change over time?
Sonjia: O_O
Jadarin: Kidding, kidding.
Now he was glad to have driven those bandits insane enough to attack
Lina with slugs.
Thus four destiny become two.
Sonjia: Because Lina got attacked with slugs, everyone ended up in bed
together. That makes perfect sense. (rolls eyes)
The End.
E-mail me at Leonardo2002@aol.com
Sonjia: Phew, done! That one actually wasn't as bad as I was fearing.
Jadarin: If you survived through "a knight to remember", you can live
through anything.
Sonjia: Next time, how about I find a story for YOU?
Jadarin: Why, I'd love it!
Sonjia: (grumble) Can't threaten a Mazoku with torment like that...
And we have yet another stupid MST by Patches and the gang from "Slayers:
God's Blood".
Sonjia: So, are you EVER going to finish that story?
Patches: I'm working on it, okay? I've already got a page done.
Sonjia: Oh, impressive. Am I in it?
Patches: Eventually.
Sonjia: (points at Jadarin) Is HE in it?
Patches: Naturally!
Sonjia: You're not going to kill me off, are you?
Patches: I haven't thought that far yet.
Sonjia: You mean you're not sure?!
Patches: (ahem) Anyway, thank you for reading. There will probably be more
MSTs to come after this.
Sonjia: Gehh...
Stinger: He let them hit him because he knew they cause him damage no sword
could best.
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