Jadarin: Hey, Sonjia, I found another one!
Sonjia: (cautious) Another what...?
Jadarin: Another really awful fic that we can make fun of!
Sonjia: (sigh) I'm not really in the mood...
Jadarin: Well, it'll probably ease your boredom a bit. What do you say?
Sonjia: Is it as bad as the last one? That one left me emotionally scarred.
Jadarin: I don't know. I've only read the first paragraph. This is a Sailor
Moon story.
Sonjia: What's a "Sailor Moon"? Is that like an omen of good weather for naval
officers?
Jadarin: No, it's some sort of magical girl show.
Sonjia: "Magical girl"? Like Lina?
Jadarin: Nah, these are REAL girls. They dress up in skimpy outfits and battle
a bunch of weird monsters.
Sonjia: Skimpy outfits? Are you sure this isn't going to be emotionally
scarring?
Jadarin: (grins) I make no promises. Anyway, let's have a look.
Disclaimer
I do not own sailor moon or anyone else in the story exempt for Rachel,
Jenny, and anyone else who is not in the show or if you don’t know about them at
all.
Jadarin: Did you catch that?
Sonjia: Umm... the author does not own Sailor Moon, some characters are exempt
from the story, and it's about people no one's heard of.
There are a few people most people don’t know about that are in my story
that the people who own the show made up themselves.
Sonjia: Translation: There are characters in this story from the show who no one
ever notices.
Jadarin: It's a cruel life being an extra...
Please do not sue me I do not know who owns sailor moon. The usually
disclaimer appears here…
Jadarin: The disclaimer usually appears here, but it was moved to the top today.
One other thing for people following the story part 3 will be out but it
is messed up because I’m not sure where it fits in
Sonjia: After Part 2 would be logical.
and I have the rest of the story exempt for I haven’t written it on the
computer yet and don’t expect it out until May 17 or later…
Sonjia: Oh, now the entire story's exempt. So what's all this crap that
follows?
Jadarin: Must be the world's longest disclaimer.
Thank you bye.
Sonjia: (as Mindy from Animaniacs) Okay, I love you, buh bye!
At the food court....
so there they were Amy and lita are sitting around a table and they
decided that they were going to go shopping after they met up with Greg and
Darien to talk what they were going to do with the heart stone.
Sonjia: Whoa, stop, I'm already lost.
Jadarin: I should warn you now: This story is nothing but run-ons.
Darien, Greg, and Amy thought it was weird to met up with them and without
the rest of the scouts and knights.
Jadarin: It's always weird to met up with someone.
Amy knew it was good for Lita to meet up with only a small amount of
people but they were surprise when she told them she had another dream but she
couldn’t tell them about it because she had it right before Amy screamed but she
knew it was over.
Jadarin (Lita): Amy, I had another dream--
Sonjia (Amy): EEEEEEK!
Jadarin (Lita): Okay, it's over.
Amy was wondering what it was about but all lita would say is I cannot
tell you it all depends on my friends trust.
Jadarin: Yeah, I'd be a little wary of someone screaming out of the middle of
nowhere.
Sonjia: It seems like... something should have come before this. Like an entire
couple of chapters.
Jadarin: We're in medias res, I guess.
Lita also told her that she remembered more of her dream but all she knew
was that hearing Queen serinity talk about serina but she didn’t know too much
about it because she only heard a protein of the conversation.
Jadarin: Protein? I've heard of healthy conversation, but this is ridiculous.
meanwhile at serina’s house....
Sonjia: Who's "serina"?
Jadarin: Must be one of those characters we're not supposed to know anything
about.
serina was wondering where her prince Darien could be then Mina came into
her house and told her that he is at the food court with Amy, Greg and Lita.
Sonjia: She must be psychic, what with walking right in and answering her
friend's wonder.
Then serina said oh yeah I hope he is ok. Mina said Ken, artimis, the rest
of the scouts were coming over.
Jadarin: I must've missed the episode where Ken and Artemis became Scouts.
So serina said fine but I can’t help wondering what’s going on over at the
food court and why the rest of them wasn’t invited or even told.
Sonjia: It's such a shock that someone has a private life.
But at that point mina butted in and said it is for the best she needs
time with some non annoying people and people who hurt her and people who ask a
lot of questions. Well at that point serina asked then why is Amy and Darien
there?
Sonjia: What's so special about Darien and Amy that they get their names
capitalized, but "serina" doesn't?
Mina said I don’t know.
Back at the food court...
Jadarin: Meanwhile, in the Batcave...
Amy was astonished with what Lita had to say about the past but she was
sure that she was holding something back other then tears but she couldn’t quite
put her finger on it.
Jadarin (Lita): BUUUUUURP. That's better. I'd been holding that back all day.
Amy didn’t say much but you could tell she was thinking really really
deeply about something. But just then out of no where she slipped and said that
doesn’t make sense your holding something back and I know it.
Sonjia: I second the motion that this doesn't make sense.
Lita was like shocked at what she had said and looked at her in disbelief.
Jadarin: Like, totally.
then out of the blue negaher came out and grabbed lita by the throat and
said your mine and had an evil laugh mwhhahahahaahahaaahahahahaa.
Jadarin: (does a Naga laugh) OOOOOOOH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHO
Sonjia: O_O ... By the way, what's a "blue negaher"?
Jadarin: (shrug) The opposite of a blue negahim?
He was sent by Kayanite. lita was screaming as everybody ran out of sight
exempt for Amy, Darien and Greg.
Sonjia: So a negaher is a he. Makes perfect sense.
Then they transformed to sailor mercury, mercury knight, and tuxedo mask
but lita couldn’t transform because she was being choked so she couldn’t say
anything any more after she screamed.
Sonjia: Why would she need to say anything, anyway?
Jadarin: They have an incantation of sorts that invokes transformation.
Sonjia: Hmph. Amateurs.
But then again out of the blue a guy came up and knocked over negaher so
he dropped her but he got back up stepped on her.
Sonjia: Thank goodness for the random extra.
Then he put a spell on the person who knocked over him and that guy fell
asleep.
Jadarin: And after "that guy" fell asleep, "this guy" showed up and tried his
luck.
Then he took his dark magic power and took Lita’s voice
Sonjia: Oh, like the Little Mermaid?
Jadarin: He's going to seduce Prince Eric!
the rest of the group saw this and they were shocked because when the guy
came and helped lita another monster came out and had a battle with him
Sonjia: Why didn't the author say that in the first place?
Jadarin: Must've slipped her mind.
Sonjia: Just like her grammatical skills.
and he froze them to solid spot so they could watch.
Jadarin: As opposed to a not-solid spot. They're standing in Jell-o!
then something broke the silence it was a yell from negaher then they
heard Kayanite voice and it was telling him to come back because the rest would
be there soon. so just then every evil force was gone.
Jadarin: And the world was a bright and happy place. The end.
Sonjia: Not necessarily. Remember what happened when WE got rid of every evil
force?
Amy ran over to lita and helped her up and asked her if she was ok and
lita tried to talk and say that she was but nothing came out. Amy was wondering
what happened
Sonjia: Ditto.
and she couldn’t figure out what the plan was at the negaverse was up to.
Jadarin: There's a plan at the Negaverse today. Pow-wow tomorrow.
Meanwhile Darien and Greg went to go help the boy/guy who helped them but
of course they were still in their hero clothes so they went over to see who
helped them but he looked a little familiar but not that much.
Jadarin: It's Vinny, the random extra guy from Gargoyles!
Lita was so looking forward to who saved her from the negaher.
Sonjia: As opposed to looking backward to him.
good thing he was starting to wake up and the first sight he saw was Lita
and he asked are you an angle?
Sonjia (Lita): No, but I am rather obtuse.
and she tried to say me no but instead she just shocked her head.
Jadarin: In an attempt to better revive herself, Lita tried to defibulate her
brain.
he asked why she hasn’t said anything the whole day because they wanted to
make sure everything was ok so Amy (mercury) told the person if he was new
around here and he said yes
Sonjia (Amy): You're new around here.
Jadarin (guy): Whatever you say. Yes, I am.
then she said why doesn’t Lita I believe take you around?
Jadarin: You just gotta BE-LIEVE!
he said sure and Amy said good you can met up with her friends later.
Meanwhile at serina’s house.....
Jadarin: She was getting it ON!
Sonjia: (SMACK)
she was getting more worried at the minute because, never did a scout
meeting ever take nearly this long.
Sonjia: For once she used a comma, but she didn't need it.
she decided to call either Amy or lita and then she realised that Amy was
busy so she called lita. lita answered and looked surprised and waved Amy
towards her and Serina was asking all of these questions like where’s Darien and
what they were doing and why she wasn’t answering her then Amy popped up and
said they have just finished their meeting and Darien was coming to see her.
Sonjia: Then they all took REALLY deep breaths.
Then Serina asked Amy way wasn’t lita answering her and Amy said she
couldn’t. Serina was like oh I thought she was mad at me and frustrated that she
called her.
Sonjia: I'd be frustrated to have ANY of these people talk to me. You can't
understand a word they say.
Then Amy said they were coming over too then they were showing this guy
who helped Lita and Amy was going to be the voice of Lita while they were
showing him around.
Jadarin (Amy): Lita says, "Kegger at my place!"
Sonjia: You'd think that "guy" would have a name by now.
Then Amy said bye to Serina and as did Serina.
Back at the food court....
Sonjia: Lina and Gourry had finally finished eating every last scrap of food.
Well we better get going said Amy to Lita, Greg, Darien and the new guy.
Amy also said we’ll met up with you here over at that table and if not near it
Sonjia (Amy): We'll be at the table, not near it.
and Amy also asked what was his name? He said his name was Nathan
Jadarin: See? He has a name.
Sonjia: I see no reason why he had to withhold it this long.
and he said sure why resist the lovely Amy and the gorgeous Lita? so they
said their good byes exempt for Lita of course she just waved.
Meanwhile at Serina’s house...
Sonjia: Oh, NOW "Serina" gets her name capitalized. She must have moved up in
the world.
She was shocked that they have met a new guy and she told everyone that
they were coming over here and had something to tell them. Everybody was
wondering especially Ken he felt that Lita was in troubling her and he was
scared for her but if he said anything she would scream
Sonjia: I thought the whole point was that she lost her voice? His fear is
unfounded.
and run away and probably slap him again and say it was non of his
business to know what she felt unless it was anger at him so he decided he
wouldn’t talk to her at this meeting. By the time he though over what exactly he
was going to do he decided that that would be a good plan
Sonjia: Yes, I'm sure that took a lot of thought.
and then there was a knock at the door and serina answered it. It was
every one else exempt for the new guy.
Jadarin: Sad how many people are exempt these days.
Then Serina invited them in and they came in and told them everything that
happened exempt for the part that Lita had lost her voice. But everyone was
wondering why Lita was being so quiet so Serina nodged Ken to ask her but he
said he wouldn’t. So Serina said don’t you want to get back together he said yes
and so he asked her and she said nothing but she got Amy’s attention so she told
him to leave Lita alone so he did.
Sonjia: It almost looked like Ken had a sudden sex change in the middle of that
sentence.
After the meeting Serina sent Ken to go and talk to Lita while she got
everyone’s attention to face the matter at hand so they did as planed.
Jadarin: They all made paper airplanes and planed each other.
Ken took Lita aside and asked her what was really going on and she
motioned Amy but her back was turned to her so she tried the best to explain it
to Ken so she touched her throat and used the motion out of her throat but he
didn’t really understand
Jadarin (Ken): Oh, you need to blow chunks.
so she touched her throat again and tapped it so he said your through
Sonjia: Must be some obsolete gesture that tapping one's throat means "You're
through".
she did the motion sort of. Then she tapped it again and he said your
voice and she gave the thumbs up sign and he asked what about it and why she
wouldn’t just answer him so she just gave up on him and went over to Amy
Jadarin: Woo! She gave up on Ken and hitched up with Amy!
Sonjia: I don't think she meant it like that. I don't think...
and pointed to her own wrist. Then Amy got up in a start and oh my god I
almost forgot
Jadarin: the plot!
and she said that she and Lita had to do some Arran
Jadarin: They had to go do Arran! Such a perverse story...
Sonjia: You're just making it that way.
she lied but that was the best excuse she could give at that moment. So
they left but Lita left a note for Ken and it said the word Negaher.
Sonjia: Ah. The word "Negaher" explains everything.
Ken found it and read it but he didn’t understand why she left him this
note and was it about the same reason that she was trying to explain to him
before she left.
Jadarin (Ken): I don't understand that this is what she was trying to explain to
me.
Amy and Lita...
Jadarin: ...sitting in a tree. K-I-S-
Sonjia: (FWAP!)
Lita suddenly stopped and held her head Amy was right behind her so she
saw all of this happening
Jadarin (Ami): Ooh, tabloid opportunity! "My voice was stolen by a Negaher".
(takes pictures)
so she stopped and made sure her friend was all right she was but she was
having a flash back and then suddenly came out of it and showed Amy what it was
about
Sonjia (Lita): I had a flashback and took these pictures. They didn't turn out.
but she didn’t get it herself so she tried her best but then showed the
signal for lets keep going. So when they got to the food court were they were
suppose to met Nathan
Sonjia: I dunno. Were they?
they found him and said hi and waved hi. He said hi and said what took
them Amy stepped in and said she fell on the way over her but it was in dry
grass so she didn’t get dirty and wet so he said ok.
Sonjia: Was that sentence supposed to mean anything?
Amy also said that just for the time being that she would be lita’s
translator and that Lita who could very much talk couldn’t right now because she
had strained her voice and said she couldn’t talk even if she wanted to.
Jadarin: They will discuss such things in detail but now is not the time because
everyone is completely lost as to where this story is headed and where it even
started in the first place.
Then Amy took Nathan to the side and said that they were doing this as a
friend and that Lita is getting over a serious break up so if she seems distant
he now knows why. little did they know that Darien was talked into between Ken
and Serina
Jadarin: He had to sit between them since they were poking each other.
to follow Lita and Amy along with Ken to make sure nothing was happening
that wasn’t suppose to but Ken saw the new guy with Amy and Lita and wouldn’t
stand for it but Darien stopped him from making a mistake how did he know that
anything was going to happen.
Sonjia: No one knew what was going to happen. Or what was happening or had
happened, for that matter.
Ken agreed but if Lita and the new guy got to close he would put an end to
it
Jadarin (Ken): You guys always get to close! I want to close today!
but again Darien said how do you know that he isn’t there for Amy. Again
Ken said ok but how were going to follow them. Darien said easy we’re going to
use a tracking device.
Sonjia: Sailor Bond.
Ken said ok but he was sceptical. Lita, Amy and Nathan were walking and
Darien and Ken weren’t that far away when suddenly Lita tripped and Nathan
caught her so Ken wouldn’t have that but again
Jadarin: He hates it when he has that but again.
Darien stopped him and said no don’t or you’ll blow our chance. fine said
Ken once again. Another time something happened like this is when they were at
the mall looking for tickets and Nathan said to Lita if she would go with him to
a consert and she said sure why not well actually she shock her head yes.
Sonjia: Another shock to the head for Lita. No wonder she can't talk.
Ken once again would not stand for it but Darien said think why did she
shack her head yes and why not just say yes like a normal person?
Jadarin: Right. Normal people don't shack their heads.
I don’t know why do you know asked Ken. Darien said I think she knows we
are her
Sonjia: So now Darien and Ken are Lita. Sailor Moon must be a very confusing
series.
because Amy had asked her why she was looking over in this direction Lita
shocked head and shrugged.
Jadarin: Shocked head? There's one I haven't tried yet...
Sonjia: Would you just STOP making comments like that?! What's with you,
anyway?
Jadarin: (shrug) What do you THINK I was up to the first hundred years or so
after becoming Mazoku?
Sonjia: Eh... let's end that conversation at that.
So you think that Lita shocked her head yes to annoy me asked Ken? Darien
said yes. So they went on touring the city and the country side.
Sonjia: It's the cross-country stroll.
Ken still couldn’t figure out why they were being so nice then it hit him
Jadarin: A brick.
Lita put the word Negaher on the letter to him but he was wondering if
that was the reason why then he asked Darien said no that can’t be why other
wise I would be picking up bad vibes then ken said sure why not.
Jadarin: You know, this story's grammar is even starting to bother ME somewhat.
So the night ended so they went back to the food court were they met and
went to say good bye and wave good bye but then Lita fell and Nathan went to
catch her but he slipped to and landed almost on top of her but he braced him
self and they almost kissed but Ken and Darien went and throw a rock at them so
they stopped in the nick of time and then Darien and Ken disappeared with out a
trace.
Sonjia: An entire scene in one sentence. How much more of this must I endure?!
Jadarin: I think we're about halfway done.
Sonjia: Gahh...
Lita, Amy and Nathan were wondering who throw the rock at them but they
said good bye any ways. When Amy and Lita left Lita was really mad and Amy saw
this and asked what was wrong the Lita
Jadarin: She is... THE Lita.
showed her through signals that she knew who throw the rock and who talked
them into it but Amy said they wouldn’t do that but Lita stopped her and
signalled her that she her self had done so when they were on the dating game
Sonjia: Next on the Dating Game: Girls and the boyfriends they can't talk to!
and that they both knew Serina would and could do that because she has
done it in the past.
Meanwhile at the food court...
Sonjia: Last I checked, we were already at the food court.
Sir master why oh why have you calling me back after that tragic romance.
Quiet human you needn’t know because soon we will have her its you who needs to
cool his jets
Jadarin: Cool your cat!
Sonjia: What?
Jadarin: Sort of an in-joke. In one episode, the line "cool your jets" read in
the closed-captioning as "cool your cat".
you need to be away for the night we’ll get her soon don’t worry. Yes
negaher you wish is my command and what about your boss Kayanite he knows of our
plan and agrees with it but go now and earn your place hahahahaha.
Jadarin: Go now and tally me bananas.
Sonjia: Daylight come and me won go home.
then the portal closed. Then Nathan snapped out of it and said what a
weird dream oh well I better go home.
Darien???
Jadarin: Sorry, wrong number.
Darien what is wrong Ken asked the next at the scout meeting the next day.
Darien said what he saw to Ken he had to by there on his way home so that’s when
he saw it.
Sonjia: Is the author really this bad, or is someone going around randomly
deleting words?
Meanwhile at the negaverse...
Jadarin: ...the pow-wow was under way.
Hmm He’s getting to close to the truth that Darien I must stop him at once
but how? Wondered Kayanite.
Jadarin: Super glue and a sea bass usually works well.
At the scout meeting...
Sonjia: ...everyone got their merit badges.
Lita had just gotten to the meeting with Amy lucky it was Sunday and
everything happened on Saturday so they had time to plan what they were going to
do for Lita but they had no clue what was going on about not being able to talk
exempt for Darien, Amy and Greg but they vowed to Lita that they wouldn’t tell
unless it was absolutely necessary.
Sonjia: As before with "guy's" name, why are they keeping this a secret?
So Amy said what if we get you Darien to help us and you say she strained
her voice and we don’t know when she will be able to talk again but we hope it
will come back soon? But Darien said that wouldn’t work because he had no
medical degree.
Sonjia: You need a medical degree to be able to tell someone lost their voice?
Amy said oh yeah but how will that work then? Darien suggested that they
let Serina into this but they got rid of that idea as quick as it came then they
said Ken? Lita said no way (shock her head no way.)
Jadarin: And the suspense goes nowhere.
They said ok with that and decided that they could write a letter for her
to bring in and say that she had done what they had planned earlier
Sonjia: Which was...?
and with that Lita agreed but it was just starting for the scout meeting
and Luna came around the corner with Artimis and said hi to all of them and they
had noticed that Lita had just left and they asked where she was going? Amy,
Greg, and Darien said she had to leave because she had to do something to help
the teacher with the office.
Sonjia: Psh. Yeah, I buy that. They're not even in school.
Luna said on a Sunday
Sonjia: My point exactly. Whoa, the story just said something logical! The
world is ending.
and they just stared at each other and shock their head yes.
Jadarin: On another note, one usually nods their head yes.
Luna was sceptical but she thought fine they don’t want to tell me I don’t
care.
On the way home...
Sonjia: (singing) I remember... all the best days...
Lita was thinking to her self that Luna and Artimis was going to be mad
Jadarin: It's that one all-cat being, Luna and Artemis.
that she had missed a scout meeting but she couldn’t let anyone find out
the truth about her not even the cats. When she stopped thinking about that and
on to her dream of running down the hall and why she was doing that
Sonjia (Lita): Why am I dreaming I'm running down the hallway?
she just remembered why when she ran into someone and she apologised
exempt that she couldn’t talk or even say it. The person she ran into said it
was ok but asked if she was ok and she shock her head yes and then the person
asked if she remembered him and she looked up and there was Nathan.
Sonjia: He's finally not "guy" anymore. For the time being.
She shock her head yes and tried to ask him what he was doing there but of
course she couldn’t say anything again and he knew what she was trying to say
and he said looking for you of course and she had a shocked impression on her
face
Jadarin: This is my impression of a shocked person: O_O
and then he said the consert tomorrow and after that the masked ball for
collage
Sonjia: It's to celebrate that new collage on the wall.
and that serina that he heard of was told of it and all of their friends
were going to be there and he asked her if she still would like to go and she
said yeah and he said I’ll pick you up at 6:00 PM tomorrow and she shock her
head yes. so he said good see you at 6 then bye and she waved.
Sonjia: Unfortunately, Nathan got eaten by a rabid alligator and was unable to
fulfill that promise.
The next day...
Jadarin: They all died.
Sonjia: ^_^* You can tell we're both wanting this story to end.
When Lita got to class she gave the note to the teacher Mr. U.
Jadarin: I bet the U stands for "Underwear", and that's why they just call him
Mr. U.
Sonjia: More likely, the author couldn't come up with a name.
and he said sure I won’t call on you until you get your voice back so if
you questions just come up to me with the question written on a piece of paper
after I explain everything and I promise I won’t tell anyone of your little
secret.
Sonjia: Fine, then I will. Lita's a mute, everyone!
But we both have to learn to be totally calm and patient with each other
and try to remind each of us and I wont have you do a partnered job unless one
of your friends would want to do it with you.
Jadarin: Man, what a lax teacher.
Lita did the one minute sign then she took out a piece of paper and wrote
down that Amy from Mrs. H’s class would probably love to do it and help her
because she has been helping her when she needed it like with saying stuff.
Jadarin: But when she needed to say something other than stuff, she was on her
own.
He said ok you can do that. Lita thanked him and went to her seat.
Sonjia: Then she realized that someone had put gum on it.
Then Ken walked in and said hi but Lita didn’t say anything. Ken thought
that was extremely odd but then he realised that she was still mad at him so he
though nothing more of it until lunch.
Sonjia: Because he was the one who put the gum on her seat.
At lunch...
Jadarin: Everyone got SPORKS!
today every one was gossiping at the new Lita
Sonjia: (diet commercial) Bring out the new you!
who was very quiet and who kept blushing at the sight of everyone starring
at her
Sonjia: "a knight to remember", with Everyone starring as Lita!
but she had a feeling it wasn’t because she was silent it was because she
had a date for the consert and a date for the collage ball
Jadarin: Collage ball: A sport made up of every type of ball under the sun.
but everyone was going to that one. When she got to be where all her
friends where they stopped talking
Sonjia: (points at spot) This is where her friends stopped talking.
and said hi to her and continued to talk and then Ken came up and asked
what was going on and Lita pushed him over because he was just so irritating
Sonjia (Lita): You irk me.
Jadarin: She's not supposed to talk, remember?
Sonjia: I think it's just an observation of the Day of Silence.
so he asked why she did that but of course she didn’t say and waved Amy
over to her to tell Ken to leave and she had to say something to her also. So
Amy said to Ken go bug the anybody else
Jadarin: I'm sure the anybody else is easily bothered.
and that Lita could take care of her self and now she has a date for the
consert and she had a date for the dance so she didn’t need you. Amy also said
to him alone that she is sorry but Lita is her dear friend and she really needs
her right now even though personally Amy thought it would be better that Ken
goes with her but she was to mad at him and she was happy that she had a new
date
Sonjia: And she was hungry for she had not eaten and confused as to what was
going on.
to get over lost love with nothing to do about it. She feels every time
she gets close to she feels how you betrayed her and she told me that it was
before she and you were going out she love someone else
Jadarin: I think that would be the "old boyfriend" she keeps mentioning.
Sonjia: Where?
Jadarin: In the show.
so even she didn’t love him as much as she loved you said Amy. But now I
have to go back to Lita and ask her what see me about.
Sonjia (Amy): What see me about?
Hey Lita said Amy so what’s up Lita used signs that when she had a project
were she had to have a partner and Mr. U. said she could work with you and Amy
said sure why not. Then the bell ran
Jadarin: The bell at this school is killer in the 100 meter dash.
and they had to go back to class. Ken was puzzled by that whole
conversation
Sonjia: You're not the only one, kid.
but it was time for class so he went to it and said hi to Lita again and
she just shocked her head.
Jadarin: You'd think she'd get brain damage from doing that so much.
Mr. U. had just finished explaining the project and she just got hit with
a paper ball
Jadarin: (ptooey!) Spitwad!
and she unfolded it and read what it said and she wrote no I’m really busy
tonight I’m going on a date with Nathan and Amy, Greg, Darien and Serina
Jadarin: My, she moves fast.
is going to be there along with me but not at the consert maybe tomorrow
it depends on how I feel about you then. K? K.
Sonjia: B? B.
she cruppled up that paper and throw it at him and gave him the evil eye.
Jadarin (Ken?): Eeew, why did you give me this evil eye?
ok he shock his head yes.
At Lita’s house...
Jadarin: ...they began filling the garage with empty milk jugs.
Lita was getting dressed for the concert
Sonjia: (gasp) It's spelled right!
and remembered to pack her bag that holded her dress for the ball and
remembered that this was for collage
Sonjia: They were making a collage of dresses.
and they were just to wear a gown and a mask not like the ball for the
high school. Then the door bell rang and she went to answer it luckily it was
just Amy who was coming over to help her with her clothes for the concert.
Jadarin: Not only is she mute, she is now inept.
Then Amy left and Lita just had to put on pearl flower earings that her
mother had left her
Jadarin: When her mother left this world, more like it.
and she would be ready and after she did that a door bell rang and she
opened it up and it was Nathan.
Sonjia: She opened up the doorbell and there was Nathan.
Jadarin: He must be very small.
At the concert...
Jadarin: ...everyone decided to mosh.
Lita was with Nathan and she felt like she knew him from some place else
and not just from the food court
Sonjia: Then she remembered that he was the spokesman for Life cereal.
it was strange but she felt close to him.
Jadarin: This is probably because they're mushed together in a crowd.
She was wearing a black skirt that frilled up at the bottom and a shirt
that was white and green it was kind of small looking but it was suppose to be
that was. Nathan had just went to get drinks and he told after the concert they
would go in a limo ride to the ball but before that they would stop at a place
where the could change.
Sonjia: Where the what could change? The limo?
She hadn’t tried to say much because, she knew he couldn’t hear her
Sonjia: -_- The random comma strikes again.
so when ever she had to say something she got his attention first and
signed what she had to say.
Jadarin (Lita): Here's what I have to say, autographed by me personally.
In the limo ride...
Sonjia: ...they went way too fast and drove off a cliff in a flaming wreck and
then the story was over? Please?
She signalled that she had lots of fun and thanked him for taking her.
Then she signalled that she knew who had thrown the rock and it was her jelious
x-boyfriend.
Jadarin: That would be Wolverine.
He said he already knew because her friend had told him. She knew which
friend. They had just arrived to where they where going to change into the ball
clothes and they went their separate ways for the changing rooms.
Jadarin: They stopped at a gas station and changed in the bathrooms. They
haven't been seen since.
So when they got dressed they put on their masks. They got back into the
limo and drove to the ball.
At the ball...
Sonjia: ...Cinderella lost her glass slipper.
Jadarin: Wrong ball.
Sonjia: Drat.
Amy, Greg, Darien, Serena, Raye, Chad, Mina and Ken
Sonjia: Along with the entire cast of "Friends"
met up and said hi to each other. Lita and Nathan didn’t see the group but
that was fine and they didn’t really care they were happy because they didn’t
want to be bothered. Ken saw this really cool tall looking girl
Jadarin: She was tall-looking, but was really a midget.
dancing ever so gracefully with a guy that looked ok.
Jadarin (Ken): Hey, the guy doesn't look half bad, either...
He asked Serena when she was looking for Darien for some reason,
Jadarin (Ken): When are you not looking for Darien for some reason?
Sonjia (Serena): NEVER!
and asked her if she has seen Lita and she said "no sorry. But have you
seen Darien I can’t find him he said he would be right back and he wasn’t."
Sonjia: By Kami, are those quotation marks I see? The author's writing skills
have moved up from Horrendous to Terrible.
Um no thanks but just give him sometime he might be with Lita and Lita
might be asking if he has seen me. Also he might be looking for you because he
said that he would be right back and you left after a while.
Sonjia: Or he could be looking for the story.
Jadarin: I think I might have found it under this rock.
"oh ok thanks Ken and if I see Lita I’ll bring her over here." said
serena.
Sonjia: It appears that only Serena's speech gets quotes.
Jadarin: It's to make up for not capitalizing and misspelling her name earlier.
After that Ken went over to the girl dancing and tapped her shoulder. she
turned around so gracefully and her date said "What do you want?"
Jadarin: This guy's desperate for a girl.
Um I was wondering if you would like to dance at the next song? She looked
at her date then she looked at him and nodded.
Sonjia: Well, this is an improvement. We're not shocking or shacking our heads
anymore.
Then Ken danced with the girl during the next song. They danced
marvellously but she went back with the other guy and danced even more.
Jadarin: Wow, two sentences in a row that are almost grammatically correct.
Sonjia: Who wrote this, and what have they done with the real author? Not that
I'm complaining.
Jadarin: If we're lucky, we might even see a plot start to surface.
When Ken went back he said just my luck every girl I like, likes another
guy.
Sonjia: Just like every sentence that is written, makes no sense.
I can’t believe my luck. Then he said to Mina that girl he danced with
seemed oftly familiar
Sonjia: I must note how that was "oftly" spelled.
like he knew her and was attracted to her from the minute he saw her.
Jadarin: From forth the fatal loins of these two foes/ A pair of star-crossed
lovers take their lives.
Sonjia: I wish. (blink) Wait, my brother just said something cultured, and the
author was starting to improve her grammar. Something is very wrong here.
But all Mina said was maybe you are destined to meet a girl tonight. He
said maybe. Hmm Nathan said to Lita. What she looked at like she said what.
Sonjia: Care to translate that last sentence?
Jadarin: Uh... if you rearrange all the letters, it spells "What we health ads
do to lakes is hike."
Sonjia: Well, that makes more sense that the original sentence.
He said I don’t know you seem to be very deep in thought he said. Then she
shock her head like she didn’t know and used the signs that he seemed very
familiar.
Jadarin: (holds up sign ala Genma Saotome panda) You seem familiar.
Nathan said don’t worry I’m sure everything will work out in time. Lita
nodded her head.
Sonjia: And then she nodded off. ZZZZZZ....
Jadarin: Hey, you can't sleep through this!
Sonjia: True. You're a Mazoku. You enjoy torturing people.
At home...
Sonjia: Whose home it is, we're never sure.
she went home and thanked him again for bringing her and he asked if she
would like to go out again. She nodded and then he kissed her on the cheek. She
went inside and touched her cheek and smiled she was pleased with herself that
she had gotten over Ken.
Sonjia: Wait, you mean the entire plot of this was Lita getting together with
mystery guy? Whatever happened to that Negaher or whatever?
The next day at school...
Jadarin: ...lunch was mystery meat.
She saw Ken and it didn’t even bug her. He crumpled up a note and throw it
at her and she read it. It said: "hey Lita, how did you like the concert
yesterday? How did you like the ball? I didn’t even see you much less get to
dance with you. Can you meet me today where we used to meet? (in dark bold
letters.)"
Sonjia: We always meet in dark bold letters.
Then Lita wrote "Yes I had a good time at the concert and the ball. I
danced with a guy who was a good dancer and he didn’t talk much for one dance. I
knew him some how?!?! I’ll see what I can do I have a busy schedule and I need
Amy to come with. Then she tossed her letter to him and he read it and shock his
head ok.
Sonjia: The quotes began, but never ended. The rest of the story must be
written in that note.
Then he took out another piece of paper and wrote "really? That’s so
strange because I danced with a mysterious girl who didn’t say anything and she
was quite tall.
Jadarin: Nah, she only looked tall, remember?
She was wearing the most graceful alfit
Jadarin: What in the name of Zelas Metallium's old socks is an alfit?
Sonjia: I think it's a type of grass.
it was green and black. The skirt was black and long that flared out a
little bit and the shirt was green that the sleeves went to the middle of her
arms and the bottom went around her hips. She also had a bracelet that was green
rubes
Sonjia: Ah. She's wearing grass and farmers to tend the grass.
that went on a gold bracelet. Her hair was brown like yours and it was
down it went down to waist and with a head band holding it back with bangs going
out.
Sonjia: Her hair was down with a headband pulling it up.
I would have known who it was if her mask wasn’t covering her eyes and
face. So when do you think you’ll be able to come and meet me?" Then he crumpled
it up and throw it at her but it hit her in the arm and she didn’t say anything
but went down and picked it up and red it.
Jadarin (Lita): (scrawls in red all over the note) BITE ME!
Then she wrote "I was wearing that alfit and I don’t know at 4:00? I might
be early or late. OK?"
Sonjia (Lita): But I will, under no circumstances, be on time.
Then she crumpled it up and throw at ken but she aimed for his head and it
did hit him in the head and it hurted.
Sonjia: She must have a pretty good arm to throw a wad of paper hard enough to
hurt someone.
Jadarin: Maybe it gave him a paper cut.
He stared at her for a couple of seconds then picked it up and read it and
wrote "cool. all right I’ll be there at 3:39. ok? Why did you throw it at my
head? That hurt!" Then he throw it at her but he didn’t want to hurt her or get
her even more mad at him. She read it and wrote "ok. Because you hit my arm and
get used to it,
Jadarin: Get used to hitting her arm.
it isn’t as bad as what you did to me." Then she throw it at him. He read
it and nodded ok. Lunch then came. Everybody else left and Lita and Ken were
about to leave but Mr. U. said Lita and Ken please stay here for a minute. So
they did. Please it down so they did.
Jadarin: I wanna please it down, too!
Ok you are very good students actually one of the bests ones in my class
Sonjia: Just how many people is he talking to?!
besides Erin of course but she doesn’t even compare to Amy, Greg, and
Melvin but besides that. You two need to stop throwing notes to each other I
have reason to believe that’s disrupting the rest of the class.
Sonjia: Ya think?
They both nodded. Lita you can leave that’s all I have to say to you but I
will have to talk to you later at some other point on the way you have been
having recently
Jadarin (Lita): Sorry. I've been having really badly lately.
but for now you can go. Lita nodded and left for lunch.
Meanwhile which Ken and Mr. U.
Jadarin: Which Ken and Mr. U.? Why, the ones in this stupid fic, of course!
Ken he started but Ken interrupted and said I know what you are going to
say. "Really go ahead say what you think I’m going to say." "Um ok, that I’m a
trouble maker with Lita."
Jadarin: Bet he gets good--
Sonjia: Don't even say it!
"Wait that’s far from it I was just going to say that I’m worried about
Lita and I know that you know what’s wrong with her because you’ve been friends
with her ever sense you were little."
Sonjia: I sense you were little.
"Oh ok go on but that’s not entirely true."
To be continued...
Sonjia: Woo! Is that the end?
Jadarin: Nope. The "To be continued" is continued.
Sonjia: GAAAAHHHHH!!!!
I’m sorry but I have to figure out the rest of the story’s order in this
part so you have to wait for a while I hope to get it done soon.
Sonjia: While you're doing that, why don't you figure out the story in the first
part, too?
At a scout meeting...
Jadarin: ...they all played strip poker.
So Ken, Lita, cats and the rest of the group were sitting around exempt
for Greg he had another meeting for intelligence their grade and the most
intelladjet male in the classes
Sonjia: Intelladjet. Is that like a artificual intelligence aircraft?
and they had to choose from between Melvin and Greg from their school and
they picked Greg. (Who would have guessed?)
Sonjia/Jadarin: (monotone) Me.
Lita sure wasn’t going to say anything to anybody about the plans she
made, then again she might Amy she thought to herself.
Sonjia: She might miraculously get her voice back.
No one knew but Nathan was off in the distance listing to the
conversation.
Jadarin: He had his ear against the wall of Rei's temple.
No one knew what he was doing besides that but no one knew he was even
there. The scouts were talking about what they had to do and they had to keep on
the look out for any negaverse out there.
Jadarin: (looks out in the distance)
Sonjia: See any Negaverse?
Jadarin: Nope!
And the knights..... well..... that’s another story
Sonjia: Please DON'T get into it.
but they were talking about girls and about anyone who was new in the
school might be negaverse or a sailor scout or knight.
Jadarin: I am the moth in your sock drawer! I am... the Moonlight Knight!
Sonjia: Ooo-kay...
After the meeting Amy asked if anyone would like to go meet up with Greg
at the mall with her and go shopping. (She knew this would get their attention
or at least Serena, Lita and Mina’s because she knew they love to shop and
gossip. [to bad for Lita’s position.])
Jadarin: The Missionar--
Sonjia: (clubs him)
Jadarin: Pretty stars...
Everybody exempt those three said they couldn’t but Ken was hesitant then
he remembered about shopping with 4 girls and a really smart guy would make him
look.
Jadarin (Ken): Ooh, a really smart guy! (looks)
Just then Mina remembered she had to homework of 3 kinds and said sorry
she couldn’t go but she would have loved to. Serena mad at Mina for reminding
her about her own house chorses
Sonjia: She had to feed them.
said she couldn’t and Darien was coming over too. (Serena saw Darien’s
look when she said that she would go but she didn’t want to blame this on him.)
Lita was left with Amy and she nodded yes because she would need something to
past the time with until her date with Nathan.
Sonjia: Life is just an interval between dates. ...How crude.
Ken just said Amy would it be a bother if I came with you guys? Lita just
stared at Amy in a afraid look and Amy said to Lita that he was her friend.
Jadarin: Whoa, Amy's a guy now!
The guys pulled Ken down and asked why he just did that? Ken just simply
said to try and get back together with Lita. The guys said are you nuts she is
with Nathan now! But said Ken he seems like a knight or a person from the
negaverse and Lita is just mad at me and I have a strange feeling that he is her
older brother
Sonjia/Jadarin: (fall over twitching)
because they look remotely familiar and her doesn’t look anything like
Lita’s father but he looks so close to Lita’s mother
Jadarin: He's a bastard child now.
Sonjia: And the relationship is incest.
Jadarin: Ooh, what will the children look like?
in when she was good and when Lita was princess Jupiter/Lita. He does
doesn’t he so does she know she is dating her brother? I don’t think so and do
you know Rachel yet? No who is? She is a new waitress and the Cafe’ in the
mall’s court yard and she looks really close to Lita’s father but nothing like
her mother.
Jadarin: Another bastard child!
Do you think that King Jupiter and Queen Jupiter both had an affair and
after her husband’s that she snapped and left to go to the negaverse? No not
really because I have never met Queen Jupiter but I saw pictures of her.
Jadarin: Yeah, there's pictures from the Silver Millenium all over the place!
And Nathan was born before they got married. And Rachel was born after
Queen Jupiter left. Hey lets talk about this when Lita isn’t around because she
has never heard this story of her family and lets hope she never does.
Sonjia: Too late.
Yeah she shouldn’t know until the time comes and why hasn’t Luna and
Artimis told her yet? When they tell all of us and not tell the person who it
really matters to. Luna and Artimis told us all of our pasts why not Lita?
Because ours weren’t anything like hers and Luna doesn’t think Lita can Handle
it. Besides how would you react to all of this if you found out?
Sonjia: Probably the same way he's reacting now.
Ok Ken we are leaving with or without you, you decide said Amy. I’m coming
just give me a sec yelled Ken. Is it me or does it seem that Lita hasn’t spoken
a word to any of us sense she met Nathan?
Sonjia: You know, the only dramatic irony here is the fact that the author
thinks that this fic is any good.
Its true she hasn’t lets get her to talk by asking her to come over for a
meeting. Yeah but she won’t go anywhere without Amy. All right sp i’ll talk to
you guys later about this? Yeh sure Ken.
Sonjia: And then it was revealed that Lita was a mute, nobody cared, and they
all lived happily ever after.
Jadarin: You REALLY want this to be over, don't you?
At the food court...
Sonjia: ...Lina and Gourry were still eating.
Amy, Greg, Lita and Ken were at the court getting food.
Jadarin: This is what one normally does at a food court.
There were 5 new girls working there their names were Janie, Rachel,
Jenny, Jennie, and Jety.
Jadarin: Along with three new boys named Ed, Edd, and Eddy.
Hey i know them said Greg they are transfers to our school they are really
smart. Amy looked at Greg in horror that he thinks they’re really smart.
Sonjia (Amy): Oh my god, he thinks they're smart! He doesn't know the awful
truth!
But not as smart as you my love.. Amy smiled and looked at Lita who was
going to puke if she had to hear any more of that.
Jadarin/Sonjia: Hear hear.
Their waiter was Jenny she had a real bad attitude she wasn’t polite at
all.
Jadarin: Sure her name wasn't Sonjia?
Sonjia: (SLAP!)
Jadarin: My point exactly.
She shoved and messed up their order.
Sonjia: Sounds like any typical waitress.
And what made matters worse Ken put his arm around Lita’s shoulders.
Sonjia: Oh, well that's just the end of the world, isn't it?
Jenny was nasty to Lita and Amy while being so nice to Ken and Greg but
still messed up their order. Lita said to Amy after she shook off Ken’s arm that
Jenny was really, really, really, really ugly
Sonjia: Was that description really, really, really, really necessary?
and didn’t have a nice bone in her body at all. But Rachel on the other
hand was so sweet and kind. Her breath almost always smelt of sugar,
Jadarin: Smelt and sugar. Interesting combination.
and she was so gorjous.
Jadarin: (Goofy impression) Gorsh!
Lita said to Amy that Rachel she is so pretty and she is so jenerous
Sonjia: Translation: She was like the guy who invented the needle?
and always has a smile on her face. Ken said to Greg she is a nock out
babe.
Jadarin: She had no notches, either.
Greg said who Rachel? No Lita said Ken in a serious voice. Then why don’t
you ask her out? Because she is mad at me and she kind of hates me.... Oh ok and
thats why she came with you.
Jadarin: She came with him because she hates him and just wants to tick him off
even more.
Um she didn’t come with me I wanted to talk to her and talk to someone
while she was to busy talking with Amy that knows my pain. Oh so I guess i was
thinking too much into the lines.....
Sonjia: But then he couldn't remember his lines.
What do you mean too much into the lines? Do you think she wants to talk
to me like she promised when she had time? Yep. Hey you two when will you buy
something? Amy asked. Um why? asked Greg.
Sonjia: Because that's how she makes a living. She's trying to sell them a
watch.
Because that is why we went shopping Lita said. I’ll meet you guys at the
food court in a half hour i have to go find something that i don’t want anybody
else to see.
Jadarin: She then made her way to Spencers.
Oh ok i guess we will meet you then said Greg. Yeah bye Ken said. Then he
took off twords a store that nobody saw which one it is.
Sonjia: Aside from the glowing sign above the store brightly proclaiming its
name, it was hard to tell.
So Amy said as they entered the next store have you guys seen sailor
saturn resently?
Jadarin: Whoa, we've suddenly been thrown into Sailor Moon S! So where are
Haruka and Michiru? Oh, 'scuse me, these are the dub names. Where are Amara
and Michelle?
no why? Greg and Lita asked. Because she is right there, Amy said
carelessly. Really I’m just dying to talk to her Lita said. Why? asked Amy and
Greg.
Jadarin: She probably wants her to kill Ken.
Because I haven’t seen her in a long time and i know Rini would love to
see her again. Hmm said Amy I just think you think that she can tell you were
Susan is. (formaly know as sailor and super sailor pluto.)
Jadarin: The artist formally known as Sailor Pluto.
That might be true....*.*
now at this time we will have a picture of Sailor Saturn or Sailor Pluto.
Sonjia: Even if we could see this picture.... Why?
Whenever a person is defined by people wanting to talk to them when they
are not around or when someone is explained by using the name of the person and
the using ( )’s for the scout name.
Sonjia: Uhh... sure.... that makes perfect sense.
Sonjia: Wait, that's the end?!
Jadarin: Looks like it.
Sonjia: That one ended even worse than the last one!
Jadarin: Well, it's all I could find.
Sonjia: Did this story even have a title or an author?
Jadarin: I think it was called "a knight to remember". No author was given.
Sonjia: Probably was too embarrassed to put her name on her work.
Jadarin: Meaning we don't know for sure it's a "her".
Sonjia: Well, being a Sailor Moon fic, it's more likely to be a girl.
Jadarin: So how did you like this one?
Sonjia: I HATED it! It was torture!
Jadarin: Oh good! I'll go find another one.
Sonjia: (grabs him by the legs) No you won't! I won't have it!
Jadarin: (flies off, laughing)
Sonjia: AAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!! I'd rather be hanging around with LINA than doing
this! ...Which, given the circumstances, might not be a bad idea.
Once again, this MST was brought to you by Patches, in an effort to get back
into the swing of "Slayers: God's Blood" for a shot at the continuation. This
fic was a monster though. Had to make sense of something before I could make
fun of it. And the bickering between Sonjia and Jadarin has almost turned into
my mental fight against perversion. I will not become a hentai! I will not!
Aaagghhh!
Stinger: What she looked at like she said what.
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