Seems that Xellos has been going around playing pranks on Gotham City, and eluding Batman's every move. But in reality, Xellos is on a secret mission to capture Lina Inverse for the Beastmaster Zelas Metallium.

Irked that he cannot find Xellos, Batman returns to the Batcave to dig up some info on Xellos's past. Turns out he was a train robber in the old west (cue picture of Xellos in a cowboy hat hanging off a train, with the usual stupid grin). And he also has a little-known weakness...

Back on Xellos's side of the story, he has managed to capture Lina and is presenting her before the Beastmaster, who is decked out in safari gear. Once Beastmaster sees Lina, she is ecstatic and snaps her fingers, giving Lina an identical outfit.

"Ooh, now I have a twin!" she says. She then dismisses Xellos, and releases Lina. Somewhat befuddled as to his mistress's behavior, Xellos trudges out of the lair...

And comes upon an arcade which Batman has placed there as a distraction. Xellos's secret weakness is video games! However, even with this distraction, Batman is still unsuccessful in capturing him. Batman finally gives up his mission to find Xellos, and changes it to a mission to find some good pizza. Xellos is free to do as he wishes.

After playing video games for a few more hours, Xellos returns to the Beastmaster's lair. Although it's not quite the way he remembered it. Seems that someone painted the lair bright pink while he was gone. The Beastmaster chewed him out for a while, but neither could find the culprit responsible for the redecorating.

Ah, but in dreamscape, I, the viewer, could see Jiras seated at an animator's table with a pink paintbrush, snickering over his latest work of art. Jiras then picks up a picture of Xellos and paints a frilly pink dress on him.

Somewhere off-camera(?), Xellos screams.