Big Ghetti Star Wars
my life, Star Wars, Dragonball Z
Even though I still have the same old cold, this one doesn't seem to be cold-induced. Some of it was probably prompted by the academic awards assembly that night, though.

Boba Fett had lost his memory. He and his crew had crashed onto some unknown planet and were trying to get their bearings. Thankfully, he met up with Princess Leia, who was delighted to see him. Well, she didn't recognize him at first, since he had his mask off (he looked kinda like Sean Connery). She went back to his escape pod with him to see if she could piece together what happened, and perhaps restore his memory.

The escape log recounted that Boba Fett's ship was about to explode, but he couldn't remember how to launch the escape pod. He tried pushing the button marked "Escape Pod", but that produced a big dinner. He pushed the button marked "End Battle", but that turned on a movie. He finally realized that in order to launch the escape pod, he had to whack a bust of Dr. Evil from "Austin Powers" with a baseball bat. The escape pod was launched; it looked like an Amtrack train car with a silver Oldsmobile attached to the back.

And so he crashed on the planet, which brings us to where we are now. Princess Leia decided to take Boba Fett to a club to see if seeing anyone there would jog his memory. First, she brought him to Ted Anderson (kid at my school, forensics State champion, got recognized for that at the awards assembly), but that didn't prompt anything.

While this was going on, Gohan and Krillin were in the basement talking to some cat people. They all looked like Tsubasa from Ranma 1/2 (except were cats) and were all exact clones of each other.

Back on the surface, people started noticing that something was rather wrong. Boba Fett suddenly remembered seeing a massive object sucking on the planet before he crashed. It turned out to be the Big Ghetti Star. So, Leia went to go get Goku to deal with it.

Outside (in my backyard?!), Goku, Leia, Boba Fett, and Ted Anderson (?? well, his speech this year was about Batman, so maybe he's a super hero?) looked at the sky. A giant head appeared and started giving the typical "I'm all-powerful, you can't defeat me" spiel. Everyone started shooting ki blasts at it (yes, including Leia, Boba Fett, and Ted), but to no avail. Boba Fett realized he needed something to amplify his power, so he wrapped a noodle around a piece of rope. This power amplifier allowed him to get off one decent ki blast, but it wasn't enough.

Then, Leia suggested that Goku turn Super Saiyan and defeat it. Everyone else started chanting "SSJ! SSJ! SSJ!" So, Goku walked out in in front, climbed a tree, and powered up until his hair turned gold.

And then I woke up.

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