Sonjia: HA! I decided I'd sneak up on YOU before you got the chance to
surprise me with another fic.
Jadarin: Well, I guess you got me there. I just found another one.
Sonjia: (gulp) Um, then pretend I'm not here! Knock yourself out..! (tiptoes
away)
Jadarin: Ohhhh no. You have to sit through this one, too.
Sonjia: Do I HAVE to?
Jadarin: Of course! What else could you possibly do here?
Sonjia: Ummm... watch Carbon 14 radioactively decay? After 10,000 years, I
can determine how old it is.
Jadarin: So, your choices are to stare at rocks, or read this story.
Personally, I'd go with the story.
Sonjia: (sigh...) Only on one condition: That it's NOT another Sailor Moon one
by whoever wrote that last one.
Jadarin: Nope! This time it's Gundam Wing.
Sonjia: That a kind of chicken?
Jadarin: Huh? Er, Gundam Wing is about these big, nearly-indestructable mecha
that go around blowing things up in the name of peace!
Sonjia: ..... Oh, perfectly logical! I'll bet the story is just perfectly
logical, too!
Anime Yuy
Sonjia: Oh, is this an object-for-a-name like "Indiana Jones" or "Crocodile
Dundee"?
-Anime
Jadarin: (cough)Self-insertion fic(cough)
My name is Anime I don't know my last name I was never told.
Sonjia: (points at title) "Yuy" would be my guess.
I'm 6' dead even with long red hair and green eyes I hate to wear skirts
or dresses,
Jadarin: This is either an unusually tall woman, or a man proclaiming he hates
feminine attire.
I have the perfect body for it thought you can say my body is shaped
like an hour glass.
Jadarin: ... Okay, let's HOPE this is a girl.
But you see I work for a place called OZ
Sonjia: She has to follow around that horse of a different color with a pooper
scooper.
yeah I bet you hate that name I know I do I was sold to the organization
to become one of there top pilots and that's what became of me.
Sonjia: The end.
Jadarin: I... don't think so. This one looks rather long.
Sonjia: (flips through the pages) Gaaahhh.... (passes out)
I still go to school and try to live a normal life.
Jadarin: Of course, when you're a 6-foot woman, you kinda stand out.
But when you work for OZ it's always traveling here and there and
fighting and listing to Zechs he is the one who was told to watch after me.
Jadarin: Implying she's also a kid. A 6-foot kid.
Sonjia: Must've lived near a nuclear reactor or something.
I was the only one to have the Mobil Suite Eypno a new Gundam.
Jadarin: Mobil Suite: The Oily Bedroom.
Patches: Hey, I've made that typo before!
Sonjia: You're not supposed to be in this directly! Shoo!
Jadarin: Well, seeing how this story's going, I'm not sure if it really is a
typo...
I had been stranded in Antarctica thrown from my Gundam but my suit was
fine
Sonjia: It was hand-tailored and impervious to most stains.
a Gundam pilot who found me ˝ frozen spotted me in the snow and he took
me into his Gundam and warmed me up.
Jadarin: Sitting on a radiator for an hour does that to you.
he was maybe 6'2' Brown eyes well built a brownish green colored hair
that was strait and cut shoulder length.
Sonjia: Translation: He was a 6-foot by 2-foot well-built, brownish-green
strait that came up to my shoulders.
His features were handsome and strait edged like he was almost carved
out.
Jadarin: She got rescued by Pinocchio!
"Umm thanks who ever you are." I said to him. He looked at me.
Sonjia (guy): Man, kids come big these days...
"Your welcome.
Jadarin: My welcome? Well, if you insist... (does the happy dance of
Welcoming).
Sonjia: Stop that. It's scary.
What were you doing all the way out there?" he asked.
Sonjia (Anime): Ice fishing.
"I was on my way to a battle and somehow I was thrown out."
Jadarin: Downsizing is a terrible thing for employees.
"You're a Gundam pilot?" he asked
"Yes, I am." I said.
Sonjia (Anime): On my off days, I sell vaccuum cleaners.
"What's your name?"
"Anime."
Jadarin (Anime): No, really, it is! Stop laughing!
"Anime what?"
Sonjia: Anime Expo!
Jadarin: Anime Web Turnpike!
Sonjia: Anime Village!
Jadarin: Anime Nation!
Sonjia: All names copyrighted their respective owners... :P
"I don't know they just told me my name was Anime."
Jadarin (guy): And you BELIEVED them?! AAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
"Well, I'm Trunks. Nice to meet you Anime."
Both: (fall over twitching)
Sonjia: I thought this fic was borderline Gundam. Now we're in DBZ.
"Nice to meet you too and thanks for helping me." I said. We landed on
an island and he opened the front door. And unstrapped himself.
Jadarin (Anime): Then pushed me into the snow. And laughed.
Sonjia: Since when did we get to an island, anyway? I was never under the
impression they were going anywhere.
"Come on it's warmer outside." He said.
Sonjia: If it's still an Antarctic island, I'd beg to differ.
Jadarin: Maybe his Gundam's air conditioner is malfunctioning.
He put his foot into the leg strap so you could lower your self down.
Sonjia: Oh, is that how it works? Someone puts his foot in a leg strap while
you lower yourself down.
Jadarin: As opposed to lowering yourself up.
I walked over to him and he held me around my waist and lowered down to
the ground.
Jadarin: -_-* Sheesh, if the author wanted to get in on with Trunks, why not
just write a DBZ fic?
I wasn't expecting him to do that. I had a gun in my back
Sonjia: The surgeons didn't have any metal rods, so they had to settle with a
rifle barrel.
and a smaller one in my boot but I couldn't shoot him I owed him my
life.
Jadarin: How about just owing him a buck fifty and callling it even?
We sat on the beach in silence and then we got into a water fight and we
fell over laughing.
Sonjia: Water fight on an Antarctic beach. Great fun.
Jadarin: Maybe they're wearing wet suits.
I never had so much fun I just wished that he would never find out that
I worked for OZ.
Jadarin: Well, considering her name is of no realtion to a number, she can't
be very important in the hierarchy. He won't care.
But someday we would end up in the same battle as him and only one of us
would survive.
Sonjia: Does this mean that Trunks will fight himself?
Jadarin: You can do that in the video games.
I looked at him and he slept there in the sand, I don't when I dosed off
but I remember him waking me up.
Sonjia: "Dose" off?
Jadarin: It's another story about drugs!
"Hey Anime maybe you should get back to your Mobil Suit."
Jadarin: The oil company starts a new line of formal attire.
He said standing over me. I looked at my watch I was due back to base in
2 minuets.
Sonjia (Anime): Instead of two minuets, I wondered if they'd care if I just
waltzed right in.
"Shoot yeah I should." I said standing up.
Sonjia: Why did she say "standing up"?
Jadarin: Although the quotes are paragraphed nicely, the punctuation is a tad
off.
"I'll take you back to your Mobil Suit." He said.
We walked over to his Mobil Suit and he steeped into the leg strap
Jadarin (Ren): He steeped eento it, Steempy, you EEdiot!
and once again he put his arm around my waist and pulled me up into his
Mobil Suit.
Sonjia: That entire scene was... entirely pointless!
Jadarin: Woo hoo! I found another one with no plot!
The ride back was just as quiet as the ride there.
Sonjia: They'd run out of road songs to sing.
Jadarin: (singing) 99 bottles of beer on the wall...
Sonjia: DON'T even start that...
We didn't relay talk witch
Sonjia: Translation: We didn't relay our conversation to the witches.
was good for me because I didn't have to lie to him about who I worked
for.
Jadarin: For she was really President Clinton's intern.
When we arrived we said good-by and I took off back to base on my own.
As I got closer my come came on
Jadarin: o_O Pardon?!
and there was Zechs.
Sonjia: (looks) Hmm... yup. There he is.
"Your late Anime." He said sternly.
Jadarin (Anime): No, I'm Anime Yuy. Late Anime is stationed somewhere else.
"I know I am I ran into some trouble."
Sonjia: She couldn't remember how to dance. Remember, she still needs to do
her two minuets.
"That's no excuse you could have contacted us telling us you were going
to be late."
"I'm sorry."
"No excuse. You're going to be doing double overtime this weekend."
Jadarin: More horse droppings than you can shake a rake at.
"Ah man."
"Over and out Anime."
Jadarin: Does that mean he's ordering some hentai anime?
Sonjia: I doubt it.
"Damn I hate double over time on weekends. It just ruins my social
life."
Sonjia: Yeah, no one wants to hang out with someone who scoops poo.
Suddenly someone was opening fire on the base.
Jadarin: How could they open it?! It had a safety seal on it!
Sonjia: Yeah, you gotta read the warning labels on that canned fire. There's
a special way to open it.
"Shoot! I just powered down my Mobil Suit too." I powered up again and
got ready to fight.
Sonjia: Powering up and fighting. Are you sure this isn't a DBZ fic in
disguise?
Jadarin: With the appearence of Trunks, I'm not really sure anymore.
"ANIME GET YOUR BUTT OUT THERE!" The base Lt. yelled.
Jadarin (Anime): Where should the rest of me go, then?
"I'm going I'm going I just powered down and I'm at 78% powered up." I
watched the percentage climb. "Where's Zechs?" I asked.
Patches: I ate him.
Sonjia: You just HAD to say it, didn't you?
"He's not at the base."
Jadarin: He got abducted by aliens.
Sonjia: They said it was just a weather balloon!
"Curses." I said I headed strait towards the commotion the base blew up.
Jadarin: I TOLD ya! Cut the RED wire!
I saw him Trunks he was attacking the base.
Sonjia: The case of the mysterious pronouns...
"Aries surround him take him out Leo's distract him I'll take him from
behind." I ordered.
Jadarin: There's a plan doomed to fail.
But the Leo's and the Aries were destroyed.
Jadarin: See?
"Shoot." There was only he and I left.
Sonjia: All the other pronouns were scattered around in the other sentence
above.
"Not today not today." I said I took off at full speed not even looking
back. I fired into the water to make it seem as if I had realized I wouldn't
be able to fight him off.
Sonjia: Or just to indicate that she had really bad aim.
I flew to the next base I was sure Trunks now knew I worked for OZ.
Jadarin: In reality, he was too absorbed in Tokyo Pop magazine to notice.
"ANIME!"
Jadarin: ROSHI!
Sonjia: (elbows him) That's Zel64's line! Stop it!
Zechs yelled as I got off my Mobil Suit. "What happened out there? You
could have taken that Gundam down easily!" Zechs yelled.
Jadarin: It has been my observation that Gundams NEVER go down easily.
Sonjia: Unless an idiot is piloting one.
Jadarin: Oh, well, then Anime should be dead by now.
Sonjia: The rest of the story is about her ghost.
"I'm sorry I was running low on power and ammo." I said.
Sonjia (Anime): And my dog ate my homework.
"You could have taken it down without ammo!"
Jadarin: Man, he must reeeeaally want her to die.
Sonjia: Who wouldn't?
"I wasn't sure about it."
"I know your abilities you could have taken that Gundam down
blindfolded!"
Sonjia: Maybe if HE was blindfolded...
"Yeah well I didn't."
"Well, next time you will take it down!"
Jadarin: Think he can come up with some other term other than "take it down"?
Sonjia: Destroy!
Jadarin: Annihilate!
Sonjia: Pulverize!
Jadarin: Defeat!
"FINE! Just get my Mobil Suit up and loaded!"
Sonjia: Since when was Zechs subservient to her?
"Now take the train home and get your self to school you hear me?"
Jadarin (Anime): (covers ears) La la la! Nope! Can't hear you!
"Yes, sir." I said walking off base.
Sonjia: And hopefully off a cliff.
"That girl has to get her head out of the gutter and out of the clouds
and on the battle field."
Sonjia: How can someone be in the gutter and in the clouds at the same time?
Jadarin: Heaven's gutters!
Zechs muttered when I walked out. I snorted at the thought that he
thought my head was never on the battlefield.
Sonjia (Anime): Why, I'd decapitated myself just last week and threw my head
out into the fray.
I caught the train and rushed to school and I was still late.
"Anime you're late again." My teacher yelled at me.
Jadarin: Look, now it's a Sailor Moon fic!
Sonjia: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
"I know."
"Remember to be on time is to be late to be early is to be on time." He
said.
Sonjia: So was she really on time?
Jadarin: That saying always confused me.
I sighed and sat down in my seat. "And you have to learn to dress more
appropriately. Jeans and a T-shirt is not appropriate for school
Sonjia: Since when?!
Jadarin: Just be glad she's not wearing a string bikini or a tube top.
you should wear a nice blouse and a skirt like the rest of the girls."
He told me. I sighed.
Sonjia: Well, I guess it IS Japan, where conformity rules in the schools.
Jadarin: She could be like Utena or Haruka and wear the male uniform.
"Yes, sir I know but I don't always have time to dress up." I said.
Jadarin: Heero always somehow manages to.
Sonjia: I've noticed that this girl is nothing but excuses.
"Well, find the time to get here and dress properly and not take time
out of my class so I have to remind you young lady." He said.
Sonjia: If he didn't remind her, it wouldn't matter.
"Yes, sir." I said.
Class went on and on and on I just couldn't wait for the bell to ring so
I could go to writing.
Jadarin: Yeah, this person needs a few classes in writing.
You see when I'm not fighting or doing schoolwork I write. I almost have
my first book finished and it's quite good
Sonjia: Shameless self-promotion.
Jadarin: If it's anything like this story, we'd have to redefine "good" to
call it that.
Sonjia: Good: written in quasi-English with no trace of plot.
I have it on disk that way when my computer gets thrown across the room
by Zechs whom I call my caretaker I still have it.
Jadarin: See, Zechs has this Jekyll/Hyde thing going on. Sometimes he gets a
little kooky. We never see this in the actual show, though.
The bell finally rang and I was the first one out the door before the
teacher could yell at me some more and make me late for class.
Sonjia: Another excuse for being late.
I sat and typed all period until my fingers ached.
Jadarin: They ached so much, she couldn't muster the strength to do a grammar
check.
I could usually type for hours but I didn't always sit flying a 17-ton
machine before going to school
Jadarin: Wow, that's pretty light, considering their size. She must have a
small one.
and when my fingers ached I saved it and yawned I wished I was back on
the beach with Trunks.
Sonjia: Because then the plot would REALLY go nowhere!
But we could never do that again he would have to kill me something I
could not do.
Jadarin: She just couldn't muster the strenght to commit suicide and end this
story.
I knew in the end if it was down to me and him I would let him win I
would die and that would be all right with me.
Sonjia: Frankly, it would be just peachy with me, too.
I hit my self. What was wrong with me?
Sonjia: Oh, you have a stupid name, you make an excuse a minute, you're a
wimp, you've written yourself into a stupid fic...
Why couldn't I kill him before? I mean I could have stolen his Gundam
and killed him but I didn't and I couldn't but why?
Sonjia: Read above statement. You're a wimp.
"You are not loosing your edge Anime. Zechs isn't right your head is not
in the clouds your down to Earth
Jadarin: In the gutter. Like he said.
and your ready for any fight." I muttered to myself.
Sonjia: She's making excuses again.
"Oooo Anime is loosing her edge?" Chrissy said from behind me.
Jadarin: Oh, so this implys that people know she's a mobile suit pilot?
Sonjia: Now they're useless excuses!
"What happened meet someone you like? Dose Anime have a crush on
someone?"
Jadarin: Yup! She's fallen for the vending machine.
"Shut up Chrissy I don't need your opinion I already get enough from
Zechs." I said.
Sonjia: It was Zech's opinion that she stop making excuses for herself. You
see how much she listens.
"I want to hear it though. You meet someone who is it what dose he look
like?"
Jadarin: Is this a hypothetical question?
"None of your business."
Sonjia: She runs the tabloids. It IS her business.
"Come on tell me I know you just tell me."
"Fine I came across a guy and I had an enjoyable time with him and if
this gets to Zechs you are so dead."
Jadarin: Well, it's already getting to me. I can only wonder how he feels.
I warned her. "That's all I'm telling you."
Sonjia: Since that's all that happened.
"Come on give me details!" she demanded.
"No."
Jadarin: This story is good at not giving details.
"Please?"
"No."
Jadarin: And this story was categorized as Action/Adventure
Sonjia: The adventures of a schoolgirl squabble. Intense.
"Oh come on Anime."
"No. Now don't ask me any more." I said.
Sonjia: So NYAH :P
"Oh fine spoil my fun. He's probably ugly."
"No, he's quite han..." I covered my mouth not finishing what I was
going to say.
Jadarin: She was going to say "handicapped".
"Dang I almost got it out of you."
Jadarin: For there was a guy on crutches whom she'd had her eye on.
"Oh don't bother me." I said.
The bell rang and the rest of the day I spent trying to get Trunks out
of my head.
Sonjia: She had stuffed underwear in her ears that morning.
I walked home alone and I looked at the time it was dinnertime.
Jadarin: She has to ride the train to school, but walks home.
I stopped in a local restaurant. I sat down and ordered a chicken salad.
Sonjia: BUHM BUHM BUUUUUUMMMM...
Jadarin: This really is a story going nowhere.
I sat down and waited and when it came I started to pick at it. Then he
came over to my table and I was startled.
Jadarin: It was Newt Gingrich!
Sonjia: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
"Hey." He said.
"What are you doing here?" I asked my voice quivering.
Jadarin (Newt): I'm going to SUE you!
"I came here to eat and I saw you sitting here by your self and I
thought I would join you." He said. I stuck my fork in my salad he made an
order for himself.
Sonjia: It's always nice to order yourself around.
"You know I didn't want to."
"Want to what?"
Jadarin: Be written into this dorky fic.
"Join OZ." I said.
"Well, why are you in it?"
Jadarin: So that Zechs can be in the story.
Sonjia: So far, isn't he the only real Gundam character in this?
"I was sold to them by my parent's I was born on L4 Colony I don't know
who they are but I know where I was born and I was raised with in OZ to be a
pilot obviously a rebellious one other wise I'd be different." I said.
Sonjia: She then took a REALLY deep breath.
"Well, why don't you leave?"
Sonjia: Because then she'd have no one to make excuses to.
"I can't they own me they own me until I die.
Jadarin (Trunks): (pulls out a gun) Well, that's easily rectified.
Or until I destroy the bill of sell as they call it." I said with a
snort. I started to eat my salad again.
Sonjia: Yeah, you know, when I get ticked, I always eat salad.
"Well, where is it?"
"It's with Treiz."
Sonjia: Who?
Jadarin: Trees?
"Where is he?"
Patches: I ate him!
Both: Go away!
"I never know but he always shoves it in my face to show me I'm his I
belong to OZ."
Jadarin: Strange mischaracterizations this way come...
"That's got to suck." His order came and we ate not much talking between
the 2 of us.
Jadarin: (singing) Just the two of us...
Sonjia: Stop. Please. This fic is bad enough.
I nodded. I looked at him and he looked at me. "You Irish?"
Sonjia: Yeh. They may have me freedom, but they'll never get me Lucky Charms.
"I don't know why would you say that?"
Jadarin (Trunks): (Irish) Cuz ye talk funny.
"Those green eyes of yours and that red hair says you are Irish."
Sonjia: Irish setter, maybe...
"Well, I could be I'm not sure." I said.
"I thought you knew"
Jadarin: These people don't seem to know much of anything.
"I don't know much I know who I have become I know my first name I know
my birthday I know where I was born that's it." I said flatly.
Sonjia: That's more than most people who don't know who they are know.
We finished our meal together. And the check came. I went to take it but
he took it first.
Jadarin (Trunks): (looks at bill) HA HA! (gives it to her)
"I'll take it." He said.
Sonjia: Thief!
"No, I'll pay my half and you pay yours." I told him he looked me in the
eyes.
"I'll take it." He said putting out his money.
Jadarin: It had caught on fire.
"Thanks." I said standing up I left and he followed me.
Sonjia: So... are they ever going to pay the bill?
Jadarin: Dine and dash!
"How about a ride home?" he said.
"No, it's not far."
Sonjia: Just another few hundred miles...
"No please let me." I just couldn't say no now.
Jadarin: Sure ya can. Say it with me now. "NO!"
"OK." I said. I followed him to his car. He opened the door of a red
Ferrari
Sonjia: Sure it's not a Capsule car?
and let me in then he got into the driver's seat and we started down to
road I told him the apartment complex I lived in and there was silence between
us.
Jadarin: Silence was a hitchiker. He had to sit between them.
"Why don't you kill me and get it over with." I said to him. He pulled
out his gun and pointed it at me.
Both: YES!!
"Because you owe me one and I don't want to." He put his gun away.
Both: groan...
"Besides I don't need a mess on my leather seats." He said. I sort of
laughed at his last comment.
Sonjia: Ah ha ha... Kill me, get all bloody. Mess. I get it. Ha ha.
"Where did you get the car?"
Jadarin: Probably stole it.
"I stole it from Zechs that's why he's been in such a bad mood lately."
Jadarin: Thank you, thank you. I am the KING of predictions.
Sonjia: Sit down.
"Gee thanks you know who as to put up with him all the time?"
Sonjia: Us?
"I'm kidding. I bought this with my own money."
Jadarin: Suuuuure he did.
"Oh… cool." I said I realized that we were at my apartment. "Well, good
night Trunks." I said steeping out.
Sonjia: It was a steep drop. She hit the ground and died instantly. There
was much rejoicing.
"Let me walk you inside."
Jadarin: There might be an alligator on her doorstep.
"No, I can walk into my own apartment by myself thank you very much." I
said closing the door and saying good night. I walked into the apartment and I
pulled my keys out.
Sonjia: She walked into the door then realized she needed the keys to open it.
I couldn't stop thinking about him why couldn't I? I opened the
apartment door and their Zechs sat not looking all too happy.
Sonjia: Whose Zechs is he?
Jadarin: Never mind that, Zechs living in an apartment?
"Hello Zechs." I said.
"You're late Anime."
Sonjia: What sort of lame excuse is she going to cook up this time?
"I know."
"Who was that that drove you home?"
Jadarin (Anime): The taxi driver, DUH.
"A friend."
Sonjia (Zechs): Has he had all his shots?
"Who's this friend?"
"He's just a friend don't have a cow Zechs."
Jadarin: I was hoping that by After Colony 195, this term would have been
eradicated from English vernacular.
"Well, I don't want you hanging around people I don't know."
Sonjia: This kinda means that she can't go to school, unless he knows all the
students personally.
"What dose it matter to you?"
"He could be the enemy and he could kill you easily."
Jadarin: Yeah, he probably could. And I wish he would.
"I'm well armed and you know that."
Sonjia (Anime): They don't call me Bicep Girl for nothing! Look at these
arms!
"Who do you think is the better drawer?"
Jadarin (Anime): Well, the ones in my dresser are good, but I hold more
clothes.
"I am." I said drawing my gun out on him before he could.
Sonjia: Draw a gun... (sketches pistol) There, do I win?
"Well, he could have been faster." I put my gun away and so did he.
"Well, he wasn't if he was the enemy."
Sonjia: Yet another excuse! I should go back and count them.
"He could have been trying to figure you out."
Jadarin: I think we're all trying to figure this out.
"Do you ever let me be normal?"
Sonjia: Just having a name like "Anime", she CAN'T be normal.
Jadarin: Bet they all make fun of her in school.
"No mainly because you belong to OZ!"
Jadarin: Oh, come on. OZ has plenty of normal nondescript extras.
"Stop throwing that in my face I know that!"
Sonjia: I think the term is "rubbing it in my face".
Jadarin: She's suddenly become Minako.
"Well, I'm reminding you Anime."
"Well, stop I spent my whole life knowing I belong to OZ."
Jadarin: And here I thought the whole point of OZ was to prove that human life
is a precious commodity. Shows how much I know.
"And we won't stop until you stop doing little things to rebel!"
Jadarin: Look who's talking, Mister Let's-Blow-Up-The-Earth.
"Maybe I do them because I want to be normal!" I stalked off into my
room and slammed the door shut. I was so mad I sat in my room and listened to
him mutter something to himself then I flopped onto my bed and put on my
headphones.
Sonjia: She listened to the air traffic controllers, since that's the only
station they got.
I did my homework and tried to pretend for once I was normal.
Sonjia (Anime): My name is not Anime. Maybe Annie May.
"Just once I wish I could be normal and not worry about enemies and
fights and who I belonged to." I said.
Jadarin: Oh, but to be free! Not to have to go *poof* Whaddaya need? *poof*
Whaddaya need? *poof* Whaddaya need? But to be my own master...
Sonjia: There's a Disney movie quote for every occasion.
I looked at an old photo of a young beautiful woman who could have been
a great actress or singer whose name I would never know
Jadarin: Bet is was Madonna.
holding a little baby girl, me, standing next to a handsome young man
both looking proud of there child.
Sonjia: There child!
Jadarin: Where child?
I picked up the picture and walked to the mirror and looked at my face.
I looked rugged and tired not at all like the soft lines of my mother not the
strong features of my father but a rugged worn out girl.
Jadarin: Yup, life's cruel. Now end this story already.
What did any one see in me?
Sonjia: A wimpy brat who always makes excuses?
Certainly not beauty or an energetic high school cheerleader.
Sonjia: You got that right.
I never wore make up I hated to dress up my hair was too stringy and it
always looked dry.
Sonjia: Sounds like Patches.
Patches: Don't say it like an insult!
Jadarin: I thought we told you to leave.
Nothing like my mothers soft velvet hair that was down to her waist or
like my fathers short silky hair. My eyebrows were not perfect like my mothers
or defined like my fathers they just seemed to be there.
Sonjia: Then she realized she was adopted.
What could Trunks in me?
Sonjia: Um?
Jadarin: Now she's having sick little fantasies.
Probably nothing but an enemy and as someone who owed him a favor.
Jadarin: I still say a buck fifty will cover it.
I looked at the picture.
Sonjia: Her mother was disappearing!
Jadarin: AAH! We have to go back to the future!
"Where did I come from?
Jadarin: Didn't Zechs already give her that talk?
Not from this family there beautiful and handsome I'm dull and rugged."
I said out loud.
Sonjia: "Dull" is such a suiting word for this.
I looked at my hair and it was totally uneven. I steeped in the shower
and decided that it was time to cut it maybe it was time to listen to OZ no
mater
Sonjia: "OZ no mater". Mix of Japanese and Latin, giving us "mother of OZ".
how much I hated it. I steeped out of the shower and dried off then with
a pair of scissors I proceeded to cut my hair to just below my mid back.
Jadarin: Jeez, how long was it to begin with?
I pulled it back into a baraid that went over my shoulder.
Sonjia: What's a "baraid"?
Jadarin: Someone who aids a bar!
It looked OK for now. I fell asleep a little after 1. I woke up after my
alarm went off and I got up and dressed for school in normal clothes I didn't
have to look formal today I had gym.
Sonjia: She goes to school in her gym clothes? Eew.
I walked out the door and there was Trunks in his car waiting outside
for me.
Jadarin: I bet his car's really that time machine. He's gonna dump her off in
the Paleolithic period so we don't have to put up with her anymore.
"Well, good morning." I said to him.
"Good morning need a ride to school?"
Sonjia: "Need" is not the word. I believe "want" is.
"No, I can walk."
"To be on time is to be late to be early is to be on time."
Jadarin: That screwy logic again!
Sonjia: Trunks is really her teacher in disguise!
"You know how often I hear that?"
"Don't know how often?"
Sonjia: No, I don't know how often.
"Every time I'm late for school." He laughed.
"Come on then I'll make it so you're not late for school."
Sonjia: My gosh, she used the right "you're" for once.
"OK, OK." I got in the car and we headed for my school.
Jadarin: As opposed to his school.
"Did you do something with your hair?"
Sonjia (Anime): I burned it.
"Yeah I cut it and baraided it to the side."
"Looks nice."
Jadarin: Brown-noser.
"Thanks."
There wasn't much talk between us any more.
Sonjia: They let him off in Cleveland.
Maybe it would have been better if I made it look like I was on his side
at the base…
Jadarin: Pretend to work for the enemy in from of your allies. Yeah, that's a
great way to gain poularity.
Maybe there wouldn't be as much silence between us. Maybe things would
be different maybe I would be free. Fat chance… I sighed heavily at the
thought.
"What's wrong?"
Both: We're in a lousy fic!
"Just thinking."
Jadarin: Thinking is very wrong.
"Before School?"
"Ha, Ha funny Trunks." He smiled. "We do think before school."
Sonjia: People are typically thinking all the time, whether they know it or
not.
Jadarin: There is a chance that this person is brain-dead, though.
"I know I went through school."
Jadarin (Trunks): Drove thought it, to be precise. They didn't like that.
"You did?"
"Ha ha Yeah I did." I smirked. "Don't smirk at me like that you look
evil."
Sonjia: She IS evil. Evil to make us read this.
We arrived at my school and I looked over him and smirked still.
Jadarin: She's having impure thoughts again...
"I am evil I can smirk at you if I want to." I hopped out and waved good
by as I ran inside feeling light headed and happy.
Jadarin: More drugs!
Why did I feel like this? Was it Trunks? Was this what it felt like to
be free and not owned by any one?
Sonjia: You must be mistaking a relationship with being alone.
I spent most of the day trying to get him out of my head.
Sonjia: He was still stuffed in her ear.
Then it came a feeling of dread that something bad was going to happen.
Jadarin: It's a Hitomi moment!
Sonjia (Hitomi): They're all gonna die! Blood, death, destruction!
"Mr. Cruton
(Both crack up)
will you please send Anime to the main office to leave." The PA said.
"You heard them Anime."
Sonjia: I was under the impression that the PA was singular.
"Yeah, yeah I know." I said packing up and running out.
"HEY NO RUNNING IN THE HALL!"
Jadarin: Too late. She slipped and broke her neck.
"I'm late no time for being yelled at." I ran like the wind out the door
and to my apartment and then I grabbed the train to the base and headed for my
Gundam.
Sonjia: By that time, everything was over.
I strapped in and turned on the communicator. "Anime reporting for
duty."
"Record timing Anime." Zechs said.
Jadarin (Zechs): It only took you six hours and thirty-two minutes.
"Thank you sir."
"Now your mission is to take down the alliance base by the Peacecraft
vicinity."
Jadarin: I'm almost under the impression that this person wrote this story
after seeing only the first five or so episodes.
"Isn't that your job?"
Sonjia (Zechs): MY job to destroy my family? Naah.
"Do what you're told don't mouth back I'll be watching you!"
Jadarin: (singing) Every move you make, every step you take, I'll be watching
you...
Sonjia: I thought I told you not to sing.
"OK, OK Chill man I'm moving." I took off and headed off for the
Peacecraft kingdom.
Jadarin: Too bad there is no such place. The Cinq Kingdom, however...
"Man the guys from there and he asks me to attack what an ass." I
muttered to my self.
Jadarin: Translation: "Man the guys there! Attack anyone who's an ass!"
I arrived there in no time and I found a fight right away. "Now this is
what we call fun!"
Both: (halfheartedly) Woo.
I shot up the old out of date Aries and Leo's then he was there. "Damn
why do you always show up now!" I yelled.
Sonjia (Trunks): I usually show up later, actually.
An Aries Attacked me I shot it up I looked around and there was another
Gundam and it was all out attacking me.
Jadarin: I wonder if it's a real Gundam pilot this time.
"Man Back off!" I yelled at him. I opened fire on him and that was not
good.
Sonjia: She ended up shooting herself.
"Ammo running low." The computer warned.
Jadarin (computer): Brains running low, too.
"Ah shut up." I said. Suddenly Trunks ran his MS in front Of the other
one.
Sonjia: He ran his Multiple Sclerosis into him?
"TRUNKS NO!" I yelled my ammo ran out but not without hitting him and
doing some serious damage to his MS. The other MS took off.
Jadarin: Attack of the diseases!
"Screw you too He just saved your life! TRUNKS GIVE ME SOME SINE YOU ARE
OK!" I yelled.
Sonjia: A little sine wave then came out of his mobile suit.
"Forget him Anime your missions over."
"No, I can't just leave him there to slowly die!"
Jadarin: Shoot him up so he can quickly die!
"Anime return to base he's the enemy."
"But Even enemy's don't deserve that!"
Sonjia: Odd enemies do. And he's as odd as they come.
I flew over and landed my Mobil Suit next to his fallen one. I climbed
out onto his Mobil suit and opened the hatch he was seriously hurt. "I'm so
sorry Trunks." I said. I tore my shirt and bandaged up his forehead
Sonjia: GAH! Does she have any decency?!
Jadarin: Ooooh!
and then a gash on his arm. I picked him up carefully he had bad wounds
that had to be professionally taken care of. "I'm taking him to the
hospital." I said.
"You're a fool Anime he's the enemy and he deserves to die."
Sonjia: Is this Zechs talking?
Jadarin: I don't know. Maybe it's a different Zechs. An evil Zechs.
"No, he doesn't! I'm taking him to the hospital!"
"Fine you'll get your just deserts when Traiz hears about it."
Sonjia: Who?
Jadarin: She'll get thrown into the desert! Woo!
"See if I care!" I yelled I took off in my Mobil Suite and headed for
the nearest town.
Sonjia: I'm sure its inhabitants wil be thrilled.
I landed my Mobil Suit I called a local hospital for an ambulance so it
would be there when she got there. I wouldn't let them leave me there so I
rode in the back with him and then I waited 3 hours to be told something.
Jadarin (doctor): Congratulations, you're a mother!
I fell asleep waiting and I was shooken awake by a doctor. I opened my
eyes.
"You the one who brought in the ignored boy?"
Sonjia (Anime): Yeah, no one bothers to pay attention to him. He's just a
weirdo.
"Yes, how is he?"
Jadarin: Dead, hopefully.
"He'll be fine he needs rest you can go see him now if you want."
"Oh thank you."
"You know he's lucky to have a girlfriend like you."
Sonjia: (Lina-esque) I'm not his girlfrind! FIREBALL!
"Oh we're not going out…"
Patches: According to my sister's definition, they are.
Both: SHOO!
"Oh well it seemed like it."
"Maybe someday…" I said. "When he can forgive me for this."
Sonjia: Forgive her for what?
Jadarin (Anime): (holding a blackmail photo) This!
I said in a whisper. I ran down the hallway until I found his room. I
walked in quietly. "Trunks?" he looked at me. "Listen I'm sorry…"
"Don't apologize."
Sonjia: Yeah. It'll just turn into another excuse.
"But it's my fault."
"No, it's my fault."
Jadarin: It's both your faults for being in this fic!
"I was the one firing on you."
"It's OK it was my fault."
Jadarin (Chrono Trigger Chancellor): Who started this whole mess?
Sonjia (Crono): I did!
"No, it was mine." I said softly feeling remorse.
"It's not your fault your on the other side."
Sonjia: (looks at clock) That's all very nice, but could you wrap this up?
"No, it's not but I still fired on you."
"Forget about it Anime. I'm just glad you saved me instead of leaving me
there."
Jadarin: Yeah, they still need to get him back to DBZ world.
Sonjia: He's probably hiding from Vegeta.
"I just couldn't let you die." He closed his eyes and I could see his
bumps and bruises start to heal and I gasped he had psychic powers of healing.
Jadarin: Then he went SSJ.
"Now all's I need is a days rest." He said with a smile. "How bad is my
Mobil Suit any ways?" he asked looking at me. I frowned.
Sonjia (Anime): It's got a spot on it. It'll need to be dry cleaned.
"Almost as bad as you were but it's nothing that can't be repaired." I
said.
"Good as long as it's not really bad that I can't fix."
Sonjia: Maybe its condition is tied to his, like Escaflowne.
Jadarin: (singing) E~scaa~flow~neee...
Sonjia: Actually, that one you do rather well...
"Well, I should let you rest I got to go back and face the music."
Jadarin: Is she referring to me?
"Yeah I get a weeks paid vacation the bad thing is I'll have a lot of
paper work."
Sonjia: Ah, I see. This is GT Trunks skipping out on his duties at Capsule
Corp. again.
"Yeah well I'll have 2 weeks of paper work."
"Why is that?"
Jadarin (Anime): Because they're trying to teach me how to write proper
English. It isn't working.
"Because I helped you. Don't worry you get uses to it when you tend to
mouth off to people like Zechs more then once a month." I said with a smile.
Sonjia: She mouthed off to him more than once a DAY. She must get hell.
Jadarin: She deserves it.
"Goodnight then Trunks." I said walking out that door.
I was quiet as I walked through the town heading back to my Mobil Suit
Sonjia: However, someone hijacked it.
I knew my punishment might be worst then paper work.
Jadarin: Translation: I'd get the worst punishment, then paper work.
I flew My Mobil Suit back to the base and climbed out and found Lady Une
there
Sonjia: Was it the psycho Une or the wimpy Une?
Jadarin (Glinda): Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
and she didn't look too happy and even Zechs was there and they were
talking. I walked past them trying to avoid the trouble I was going to get
into.
Sonjia: She was running out of excuses.
"Anime get over here now!" Une ordered. I sighed and walked over to her.
Jadarin: Well, she'll either kill her or talk her to death.
"What do you want Une?" I asked. She slapped me across the face. I held
my face for a second getting very mad at her.
Sonjia: Catfight!
"You had no right to save that pilot! You were told to leave him to
die."
Jadarin (Anime): Yeah, well, that was the evil Zechs that said that. The real
Zechs told me otherwise.
"Well, you know what I couldn't let him die but I could let you!" She
hit me again. I got mad and looked at her with angry eyes and I went to strike
at her but I was held back. "Let me go I'll kill the bitch!" I yelled.
Sonjia: (holds head) Someone just shoot her. Please.
"You're lucky no one will kill you because of who you are."
Jadarin: Yeah, she's the author. The real characters aren't too happy with
how she's portraying them.
She walked off and I struggled to go after her I was held by 2 people
and then I felt a needle prick my shoulder and I soon felt dizzy and tired and
I stopped struggling and I was put in a room alone.
Sonjia: A padded room, probably.
I don't remember much of what happened in the half-hour I sat in there
but I remember getting a mental slap in the face waking me from my trance.
Jadarin: The little voice in her head smacked her.
My face still hurt from Une.
*Anime Do you want out of OZ? * A voice said in my head.
Jadarin: Whoa, I'm right again!
Sonjia: You just have a knack for predicting stories, don't you?
"If I could I would have done so already." I said.
Sonjia: I still don't see why she can't just walk out the door.
*Anime Let me take you away from this place. * It said again.
Jadarin: Back to that Antarctic island!
"What bout my stuff I can't leave my Mobil Suit in OZ's hands.
Sonjia: Isn't it theirs in the first place?
*Take it with you. *
Jadarin: Yeah, that's real inconspicuous.
"They'd notice it if I just suddenly leave with my Mobil Suit.
Especially after today."
*Don't worry about it just hid under the bed or something I'm getting
you out of that place. *
Sonjia: Hide the mobile suit under the bed? That's a stretch.
I grumbled and rolled onto the floor and then under the small bed.
Suddenly one of the walls was gone.
Jadarin: It was an illusionary wall. In fact, this entire story is just
imagined, since most of it is impossible.
And the dust and parts of the wall was falling all around me a Mobil
suit arm reached in and pulled me out from under the bed carefully. It was
Trunks he had saved me I felt so dizzy I didn't care how he did it, the front
of his Mobil suit opened and he placed me inside.
Sonjia: It was the mulcher part. She was shredded into cat food.
I heard voices of Zechs Treiz and Une yelling to get that suit.
Jadarin: They wanted suits just like it for the reception.
"Just go to sleep Anime don't worry." Trunks said taking me from the
Mobil Suit arm next to his seat. I drifted off into a dizzy sleep. "That's
good just sleep Anime I'll take care of it all."
Sonjia: This is gonna get morally questionable, isn't it?
Jadarin: I don't know!
I awoke inside his Mobil Suit not far away I could see my own Mobil Suit
Trunks was repairing a part of the right leg that had gotten pretty shot up. I
smiled at him but he didn't see it he was busy fixing my Mobil Suit.
Jadarin: Okay, I guess Trunks fixing someting is slightly more in-character.
He is from the Briefs bloodline, after all.
I jumped down from his suit and walked over to him. "You know I can fix
this my self."
Sonjia: Wanna bet?
I said to him he looked at me and looked like he was going to laugh. "I
can fix it I know this Mobil Suit inside out." I said.
Sonjia: However, she doesn't even know how to spell it.
"I bet you can." He said.
"Hey believe me this is nothing." I said I hit the side and the hatch
opened. "There's probably more external damage to the Eypno then internal
witch I'm going to check especially the right leg."
Jadarin: Question: Is this supposed to be Epyon, just badly spelled, or
something with a stupid, yet similarly-looking name?
I said I grabbed the rope that fell down and gave it a sharp tug twice
and up I went. I opened the bottom of the cockpit and slid down into the ship
it's self
Sonjia: The Gundam that becomes a boat!
I taped into internal computer and checked for major damage in the right
leg or any wears else. I climbed down into the leg and started to repair what
I could.
Sonjia: Which, according to her, is everything. (rolls eyes)
Witch turned out to be nothing much at all.
Sonjia: See? She's incompetent.
I climbed back up and fixed a small problem in the right arm. Then I
climbed to the top and sat in the cockpit.
"Hey Anime every thing in there OK?" he called about an hour later.
Jadarin (Anime): Yeah! I even installed a Pez dispenser!
"Yeah I'm ducky." I said sleepily.
Sonjia: .............. What?
"You think you can make it to L4 Colony without falling asleep?" he
asked.
"I can if you can." I shot back at him.
Sonjia: Bet she can't.
"Good that's where we are going."
"Why we going there?"
Jadarin: Because they've got a great burger joint!
"They said they have room and they can supply us with a place to stay
for a while."
"Good that's all I need is a place to stay for a while." I said I closed
the hatch and strapped in and yawned. I powered up my Mobil Suit and got ready
to take off.
Sonjia: Um, don't they need, I dunno, rockets to get into space?
Jadarin: Maybe it's a colony on some island.
"Any time you're ready." I said over the intercom. I changed into armor
mode and watched him take off and I followed behind him. I rolled my eyes.
"Come on slow poke."
Jadarin: Slow Poke, I choose you!
"Hey shut up if I knew the way there you would be space dust."
Sonjia: But since she doesn't know the way there, they're just fine.
"Sure." We keep on heading towards the Colony I was born at. Something
seemed familiar about it all like as if I had been here many times before
thought the only time I remember this place was from when I was relay young.
Jadarin: And then the young got relayed.
"You feeling all right Anime?"
"Yeah fine why do you ask?"
Sonjia (Trunks): Because your mobile suit just exploded.
"You look a little pail there."
Jadarin: That's cuz she has her head in a bucket.
"I'm fine it's just the after affects of tranquilizers." It was a lie
but he seemed to fall for it at least for now.
Sonjia: ANOTHER excuse!
The bay door lock opened as we closed in. It felt so friendly to be
landing in a place that had once been her home it was like welcoming freedom
back into her life.
Jadarin: Whoa, we just switched into third person.
Sonjia: The author's having an out-of-body.
Jadarin: More like an out-of-mind.
"Freedom is this what it's like all the time?" I said out loud even
though I didn't mean to.
Jadarin: Nah. Only some of the time.
"Yeah, it's like having a weight lifted off you." He said thinking
that's how I felt.
"Err umm that wasn't what I was talking about." I said sort of blushing.
Sonjia: I don't want to know what that "feeling" is she's talking about, then.
"Freedom is like coming back home to the only place you knew freedom." I
said truthfully. We landed in the bay area and I just sat in my Mobil Suit
trying to remember the last time I was here.
Jadarin: It was that fishing trip last month.
"Anime mind just staying in your Mobil suit until I come back?" He
asked.
"No I don't mind. I'm going to take a cat nap while I wait." I said.
Sonjia: Can I take a cat nap, too?
Jadarin: Bear with me, we're almost done.
"How am I going to wake you when I come back?"
Jadarin: A bugle usually works.
"Just yell I'll open the hatch."
"Yeah right I'll yell my self horse before you wake up."
Sonjia: He'll whinney at her instead.
"Then climb up here and yell."
"Maybe I will."
Jadarin: I've noticed that the longest conversations in this story are the
most useless ones.
"Good, now Good night Trunks." I yelled I opened the hatch and then
closed my eyes to get a few Z's. I had a nice dream about my parents but they
weren't the same people as in the picture I was given and told were my
parent's.
Sonjia: That was just the picture that came with the frame.
One of the faces looked familiar like someone I had seen in a magazine a
famous face.
Jadarin: I still say it was Madonna.
"Anime?" Trunks asked gently shaking me. "Wake up Anime." He said. I
opened my eyes.
Sonjia: Hey, he didn't yell like a horse!
"What?" I muttered.
"Time to wake up. We have a meeting with the commander." He said.
Jadarin (Anime): Just five more minutes, ma.
I stood up as he jumped down from my Mobil Suit. I stretched and noticed
another officer was there. He said something to Trunks I didn't quite catch
but it seemed to make him angry. "No, you can't harm her." I heard him say
clearly.
Sonjia: They're gonna give her shots.
My stomach flip-flopped and I felt uncertain now. He looked up at me and
realized I heard him he turned his back to me and started to yell at him under
his breath I couldn't hear it but I jumped down and landed on my feet.
Jadarin: Usually, she lands on her butt.
No matter how high I jump down from I could always land on my feet.
Jadarin: Suuure ya do.
Someone once called me the cat girl when I was young.
Sonjia: A-HEM! I consider that an insult.
He smiled at me and extended his hand. "Come on Anime." He said to me.
"Where are we going?" I asked stretching my legs again.
Jadarin: Chucky Cheese's.
"To see the commander." He said. He seemed uneasy.
Sonjia: Maybe it'll be Laguna.
"Is there something wrong?"
"No not at all what gave you that Idea?"
Jadarin (Trunks): You're sweating bullets and your skin is peeling off.
"You're nervous. And don't tell me you're not cause I can see it in your
eyes and the way you move and the way you fiddle your fingers."
Sonjia: Fiddle fingers? That must hurt.
"You're good."
Sonjia: You have to be good to be able to fiddle with your fingers.
"Yeah now tell me what's going on."
Jadarin (Trunks): Sore wa himitsu desu!
Sonjia: XELLOS!!
Jadarin: Kidding, kidding.
"You'll see when we get there."
"Let's get going." The other guy said.
Sonjia: Such a distinguished title. "The other guy".
We headed out the bay doors and down a dark hallway passing many doors.
I felt edgy and nervous and I'm never good company when I'm nervous.
Sonjia: You're never good company period.
Trunks took my hand and squeezed my hand. I still felt uneasy and a bit
sad like I came home for no reason. We came to a door that the other guy
walked in and we waited out side. It seemed as if time went by slower then
normal I had a feeling I was going to find out what OZ never told me before
that I wanted to know.
Jadarin: The wizard says "Go away!"
The door opened again and the officer told us we could go in. We walked
in together and the commander sat behind a big wooden desk and he looked at
me.
Sonjia: He's not a disembodied head?
Jadarin: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!
"Please sit down." He said motioning to the two chairs in front of him.
We sat down I let go of Trunks's hand. "Do you know why you are here Miss?" he
asked.
Jadarin: To get ice cream?
Sonjia: To get a raise?
"Not a clue."
"Trunks you didn't tell her?"
"I thought it would be better if you told her." I glanced at him.
Sonjia: This is gonna be something dumb, right?
"What's going on?" I asked.
"Miss we believe you are Herro Yuy's daughter Anime Yuy." He said
calmly.
Both: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Jadarin: PLEASE mean the original Heero Yuy. If it's the Gundam pilot Heero,
that would just be SICK SICK SICK!
Sonjia: Even YOU'RE not perverse enough for some things.
I felt ready to pass out.
Both: Ditto.
Herro Yuy was great mind of our times and a well-known peace keeper.
Jadarin: Oh, phew! Otherwise, Heero'd have to have a kid when he was, like,
two years old.
"There is only one way to know for sure. Unfortunately if you are not
her we will have to destroy you." He said.
Jadarin: Destroy? Looks like someone here never stayed up till midnight to
see the uncut.
"I under stand."
Sonjia: You under stand. Me under chair.
"No, you're not going to kill her." Trunks said.
Jadarin: No, they're going to "destroy" her, remember?
"Trunks it's OK I understand their reason for"
Sonjia: Reason for....?
"No Anime. I won't let any one harm you." The commander now stood and
walked over to me. "You hear me? I don't want her dead!" He yelled. The
commander folded over my left ear.
Jadarin: She must have very big ears.
Sonjia: That must hurt.
"She just may be the one." He said. "Privet type in ege298053." He said
to the privet at the computer.
Sonjia: He's giving orders to an olive tree.
Trunks looked at what he was looking at.
"What are you looking at?" I asked.
Jadarin (Trunks): What he's looking at.
"There's a tattoo behind your ear Anime with that code." Trunks said.
"What? How odd I never realized that was a code…" I said.
Sonjia (Anime): I just thought it was some weird gang symbol.
"Commander we have access." The privet said.
Jadarin: The olive tree knows much.
"It seems we won't have to kill her she is Anime Yuy." He said. Trunks
seemed relived and as far as I went I was in a state of shock.
Sonjia: So... that's all there is to it? They could've told that story in a
couple paragraphs!
Jadarin: Well, whaddaya know! This is really the end!
Sonjia: That was dumb.
Jadarin: It's a DBZ story posing as a Gundam story!
Sonjia: It's a mass of words posing as a story.
Jadarin: So, what did you think?
Sonjia: It was long. And boring. And stupid.
Jadarin: But you must admit, the author's writing style is better than-
Sonjia: Whoever wrote "a knight to remember". Don't remind me of that one.
Jadarin: At least this person knew how to paragraph things.
Sonjia: Punctuation still eluded her, though.
Jadarin: So that's that. I'm off to find another story!
Sonjia: Mass of words. That's all these are. Masses of words...
This has been yet another pointless MST by Patches. It took me 5 straight
hours to do, so you'd better enjoy it, dangit! If not, get back to the
original "Slayers: God's Blood", from which these characters came. Hey, maybe
after I finish the second half, Scirei and Opheria can join in.
Scirei: The technical nature of these fics is appalling.
Opheria: These stories are unnecessary. Destroy them.
Eh heh... maybe I'll just leave it to Sonjia and Jadarin after all...
Singer: I had a gun in my back and a smaller one in my boot but I couldn't
shoot him I owed him my life.
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