Jadarin: It's that time again!
Sonjia: To lace my drink with cyanide?
Jadarin: Well, if you want me to...
Sonjia: Eh, not like it would hurt me, anyway. So, I'm assuming you have a fic, right?
Jadarin: Wow, were you actually waiting for one?
Sonjia: Anticipating the pain, more like it...
Jadarin: But this one's different! This one's the sequel to one we've already done!
Sonjia: It's... not that Sailor Moon one, is it?
Jadarin: Thankfully, no. Even though that author HAS written other stories, well, they bother
even ME...
Sonjia: I suppose that's a good thing. No more lita/sugar stories!
Jadarin: Maybe if I'm feeling like a masochist, I might consider grabbing one...
Sonjia: So, what's the story, then?
Jadarin: Why don't you look and see?
Anime Yuy II
Sonjia: The self-insertion Gundam story that has nothing to do with Gundam!
Jadarin: Pinpon!
by: Anime ^_^
Sonjia: And how can we tell it's self-insertion?
Jadarin: Just a hunch...
(Well you all asked me for it so I finnaly got my butt moving and
Sonjia: Left?
wrote another part to my story I had a little fun doing this part.
Jadarin: The first part, however, was a pain in the rear.
Humm maybe you'll see a part III sooner then you thought ^_^
Sonjia: Now that's going a little too far...
Well you never know with me ^_^ Call me unpredictable
Jadarin: I could, but I'd be lying.
Sonjia: I think the first Anime Yuy had the most prophetic MSTing of all, if that says anything.
Well I think i'm going to be forced to work on something diffrent soon O_o!
Sonjia: Like your writing skills?
Err well please no Death threats They realy scare me! v_v,
Jadarin: That was me sending those.
::shivers:: Thankies! now on wards with my story!)
Sonjia: (puts wards on the story) Staaay away...
I awoke in a small room with the window open and a light breeze blowing in.
Jadarin: Batman must've just paid her a visit.
I found all my stuff in the room and I sat up for a second thinking I was back in that
little apartment on Earth with Zechs.
Sonjia: Then she remembered it clearly. The net. The men in white. The padded van...
I sat up suddenly and ran out of the room and I found it was not the same Trunks was lying
on the couch sleeping away.
Jadarin: It was not the same Trunks as in the previous story. We're now in the GT timeline.
I smiled at him and pulled the cover up over him and he rolled over still asleep.
Sonjia (Anime): Oh, oops, I thought he was dead.
I sighed and walked into the kitchen and I found no food.
Sonjia (Anime): That's the LAST time I invite Goku over!
"Well if I plan on living here for a while there better be some food to eat." I said to my
self. I pulled money out of my pocket I always carried all my money on me
Jadarin: Making her a prime target for muggers.
Sonjia: She's not very smart for a child "genus".
I never used a bank so usually my wallet was over flowing with cash mainly hundreds and
fifties.
Sonjia: Must be hard to use the vending machines.
So I headed for the nearest market and left Trunks alone in the house with a note attached
to his forehead.
Jadarin: She just needed an excuse to prove that magnets really do stick to his head.
It was kinda funny. I went to the nearest market and bought some food.
Sonjia: (flips through pages) So when does this story become Gundam-related?
Jadarin: I don't know if it ever does.
I don't know whether it was a good thing or a bad thing that I was one of those people who
could eat as much as she wanted and never gain an ounce or if it was a bad thing cause I ate a
lot.
Sonjia: I... know what that's SUPPOSED to mean, but... it doesn't make any_friggin_sense!
I bumped into her while on my way there.
Jadarin: Her?
Sonjia: The groceries, maybe.
Jadarin: Maybe it's a real Gundam character!
She was shorter then me with long black hair and violet eyes wearing a gray tank top and
long blue jeans she was Chinese from the looks of it.
Sonjia: For some reason, this prompts an image of Kayura from Ronin Warriors.
Jadarin: She's come to kill the insert characters!
She looked at me and saw my OZ shirt that I was still wearing.
Jadarin ("her"): Hey, can't you read! This is a topless zone! No shirts allowed!
"Hey you're with OZ Get away from here." She snapped at me.
Both: Bite me!
"I don't work for OZ any more thank you very much." I said looking down at her.
Sonjia (Anime): I used to work for OZ, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!
"Besides why would it matter to you." I said.
"Hey you're not that Epyon pilot OZ is looking for are you?" She asked.
Sonjia: I thought it was "Eypno" or something in the first story.
Jadarin: So that WAS just a very badly-spelled Epyon! Wait, now that makes even less sense!
Sonjia: Are we surprised?
"It's none of your business." I snapped back. She smiled at me.
"Welcome to the list of out casts and the wanted list I'm Teara."
Sonjia: Great, now we've got a FF6 character.
Jadarin: Not quite Terra, but close enough.
She said introducing her self.
"Anime." I said.
Jadarin (Teara): No, I'm from a video game, actually.
"Nice to meet you Anime." She said. "So what you doing here?"
Sonjia (Anime): Inserting myself into a Gundam-less fic to be the self-proclaimed girlfriend of a
guy from another show.
"Relaxing for a while getting some grocery shopping done." I said.
"Sounds good." She said.
We both walked the store and talked.
Sonjia: (petty girl chatter): Like, ohmigod that was so, like, uncool and stuff, like whoa...
I found out she was A Gundam Pilot
Jadarin (Anime): You're A Gundam pilot? Wow, I'm B Gundam pilot!
of a new Gundam I never heard of.
Sonjia: If it's anything like "Eypno", I've probably never heard of it, either.
We went our own ways and promised to keep in touch because we could learn a lot from each
other
Jadarin: One of those things not being writing skills, hopefully.
being the only 2 female Gundam pilots.
Sonjia: Does Chris from 0080 know about this?
I walked home enjoying the nice after noon and being able to say I was free,
Sonjia: She couldn't say that before, as her vocabulary hadn't extended that far yet.
free of Zechs and OZ and being ordered around.
Jadarin: Look! An acutal Gundam character was mentioned!
Sonjia: But do any actually make any appearances?
"ANIME!"
Jadarin: ROSH--
Sonjia: (cuts him off) We should stop using Zel64's line. Think of something else.
Jadarin: Okay. Umm.... SPOON!
Sonjia: (shrug) Works for me.
Trunks yelled. I looked over the 2 bags to look at Trunks who looked kind of mad.
Sonjia: (clapping along) Look here, look there, everybody look, look!
"Err there goes that idea of being free." I muttered to my self.
Jadarin: She'd have to charge more for herself to make a living.
"What?" I asked casually.
"You shouldn't go any where's with out me!" He yelled at me,
Jadarin: The dysfunctional compound words. Always breaking up.
I narrowed my eyes at him.
"I don't need you baby sitting me Trunks." I said. "I left you a note any ways." I said.
Sonjia: The note said, "I eloped with Goten. Later, sucker"
Jadarin: You forgot to forget punctuation.
"Its not like I just took off on you." I said.
"But your not suppose to take off on me like that. I'm suppose to be guarding you."
Jadarin: Then lock her in a cell or something.
"Yeah well as I said before I don't need a body guard." I said He took the 2 bags from me
and we headed back together.
Sonjia (Anime): He may say he's my bodyguard, but he's really my manservant.
I'm 17 I can take care of my self I have been for a long time." I said.
Jadarin: So, she's 17 and the daughter of Heero Yuy. (does the math) Heero Yuy died 20 years
before the Gundam Wing seires started so... this has to be at least three years prior to that.
Sonjia: So THAT explains the total lack of Gundam characters!
"And don't tell me because I'm who I am and
Sonjia: -that's all that I am, I'm Popeye the sailor man! Toot toot!
Jadarin: This is getting to you, isn't it?
I know it now that I need protection. No one knows who I am and it's going to stay that way
for a while."
Sonjia: Liar. You just interacted with the outside world not five minutes ago.
I said to him. I opened the front door for him and he walked in and he put them on the
counter.
Jadarin: Error, unassigned modifier to pronoun.
Sonjia: System error, brain crash...
"Thank you Trunks." I said I started to empty out the bags by hand. He looked at me.
Jadarin (Trunks): Those are the bags of kitty litter.
Sonjia (Anime): (munch munch) I thought they were economy sized bags of Nerds!
"I'll never understand you Anime." He said. I looked at him and smiled.
Sonjia (Anime): No one else does either.
"No one ever relay dose I'm my own person." I said.
Sonjia: (points at sentence) See what I mean?
"Yeah I get that now." Trunks said. "Now promise me you won't leave my sight."
Jadarin: He just wants an excuse to watch her in the shower.
"I can't promise that." I said. "I do need my privacy." I said with a smile.
Jadarin: -_-* And she said at the beginning that she was "unpredictable".
"Don't be a wise ass." He said. I smirked at him.
Sonjia (Anime): You don't have to worry about me being wise. An ass, on the other hand...
"I'm not trying I'm born that way." I said back.
Jadarin: It was a genetic defect that ran in the family.
"Great…" he said. "A natural born wise ass."
Sonjia (Anime): Hee haw!
The rest of the night was quiet we ate and talked I found out how all my stuff and how my
Gundam got to where we were when I was asleep.
Jadarin: Does it have anything to do with little green men?
Trunks had some sort of psychic powers that he used to fly my Mobil Suit at the same time as
him and to teleport my stuff to the colony.
Sonjia (Yoda): Ah, Saiya-jin Jedi you are. Use the Force you can. Kill the author you must.
I still did not know why he saved me in the first place even if I was Anime Yuy I was still
a plain Jane.
Sonjia: So her name's really Jane?
Jadarin: Then why doesn't she use it instead of being named "cartoon"?
There was nothing that special about my looks no one could love me.
Jadarin: She finally admits this.
I sighed as I fell asleep in my bed.
I awoke the next morning to something tapping on my window.
Sonjia: (kid from Animaniacs) Randy Beaman's mom's Lee press-on nails had come alive and they
were trying to get Randy Beaman! Aaaah! ...'kay bye...
I got up and looked out side and saw Teara standing out there. "Hey what do you want?" I
yelled out to her.
Jadarin (Teara): Cookies.
"I got some information for you that I think you will find interesting." She yelled.
Sonjia (Teara): Turns out that Epyon shouldn't even exist yet. You've been piloting a fraud.
"Let me change." I said.
Jadarin: She then transformed into Sailor Typo.
I changed and looked into the spare room where Trunks was soundly sleeping. It wouldn't
take long I would only be a few minuets. I hoped out the back window.
Sonjia: She hoped it was the back window. In reality, it was the window overlooking the cliff.
She fell to her death.
"OK what you got Teara." I said.
"Come with me and I'll show you." She said.
Jadarin: (looks at clock) Well, that just blew your "few minutes".
I followed her to the bay area where I saw her Gundam for the first time it looked like a
lion of sorts.
Sonjia: She pilots Leo Convoy from Beast Wars II!
Jadarin: ... Do you think ANYONE will understand that reference?
Sonjia: I don't quite understand it myself. Ignore me.
"What do you think?" She asked.
"Sweet what kind of system do you have?" I asked.
Jadarin (Teara): Windows 98. It crashed on the test run.
"The normal system I wish I had a Zero System." She said.
Sonjia: For she WANTS to become a deranged psychopath who kills every person she can think of.
Jadarin: Meaning she'd kill Anime.
Sonjia: Yay!
"No you don't the Zero System is hard to control." I said.
Jadarin: As anyone with a weak mind would know.
I walked over to the next bay area. "This is where I keep my Gundam." I said.
Sonjia: So... it's just kinda sitting out there?
Jadarin: So much for trying to be inconspicuous.
I walked over to the Epyon. "And this is the Epyon, my Epyon." I said.
Both: Oh Captain, my Captain!
Sonjia: I said it first!
She looked at it. "It's got a little secrete.
Jadarin: Its zits were oozing. Give it some facial cleanser and it should be fine.
Most people believe my only weapons are my plasma sword and my heat rod but it's not I have
under my shield a plasma riffle." I said.
Sonjia (Teara): Wow, you've got a whole shoal under there!
"Wow cool." She said looking at it. "Remind me to never under estimate your Gundam." She
said.
Jadarin: For the secret weapon had a heck of an undertow.
I nodded and we headed back. "I also found out there holding the pilot of Altron hostage on
the lunar base." She said
Sonjia: But is it really the correct pilot?
I heard the bay doors open.
Jadarin: Oh, THAT kind of bay! And here I thought the whole time we were at the seashore!
Sonjia: Well, uh, I knew! Yeah, I really did!
"Hum some one is leaving." I said.
Sonjia: Sorry, don't know that song.
"I wonder who..."
"Are you listing to me?" She said.
Jadarin: No, thankfully, she's NOT one of those authors that lists the entire cast whenever
they're mentioned.
"Oh sorry. Go on."
"He's being held captive on the lunar base I want to go rescue him but I don't know how to
get in I was wondering if you could help."
Sonjia (Anime): Right! I'll go in there and make a bunch of really weird typos and confuse the
heck out of them!
"Sure maybe I can get Trunks to help us."
Jadarin: He could just blow up the moon, simple as that.
Sonjia: I thought Piccolo already did that.
"Who's Trunks?"
Jadarin: The DBZ character who is unexplainably in this story. Vegeta's kid. Guy with the sword
and purple hair. Can't miss him.
"He's my friend and he is suppose to be my body guard."
Sonjia: (singing) But you can caaallll hiiiimmmm Al...
"Oh."
"There's nothing more to it Teara."
Jadarin: Since it makes no sense no matter how you look at it!
"Sure…"
"There isn't!"
"I bet." She said with a smirk.
Sonjia: Oh yeah! I remember the first story had a lot of page-long conversations of nothing but
"Oh yeah?" "Yeah!"
"There isn't I mean come on look at me there is nothing interesting about me I'm plane."
Jadarin (Anime): There's nothing interesting about me except that I'm a plane.
Sonjia: Vmmrrrrrrrr....
"You can change that." She said.
Jadarin (Teara): You can be a train instead!
"I'm not changing my looks."
Sonjia (Anime): I like the 747 style!
"Come on you could look drop dead gorgeous with a make over."
"No." We arrived back at my place and I found the door wide open. "TRUNKS!" I yelled
Jadarin: SPOON!
I ran inside and the place was a wreck and there was blood on the floor.
Jadarin: He gets moody when it's that time of the month.
Sonjia: ... I'm not going to listen to your comments anymore...
Trunks was gone and on his bed there was a note. "If you want to see your friend again
Anime, surrender your self and your Gundam."
Jadarin: I'm having an odd flashback to Sailor Moon when Zoisite's minions kidnapped Naru and left
Nephrite that note.
Sonjia: Don't mention that show.
I said reading it out loud. Teara looked around the place.
Sonjia (Teara): Hmm... yup. Definitely the neighbor's dog.
"They probably were the ones that just took off." She said.
Jadarin: They're planes, too!
"Well let's see if we can find out where they have taken him." I said. We ran to the docking
bays and I asked the guy there
Sonjia: Yup, he was just some random guy.
if he knew where the shuttle that just left was going. He told me they were going to the
lunar base. I swallowed hard I had a decision to make ether give up my freedom for Trunks or give
up Trunks life.
Jadarin: Yeah, there's a tough decision.
Sonjia: Maybe she'll actually be unpredictable and leave him.
I felt torn. I couldn't let him die but I didn't want to give up my freedom. It was a hard
choice. I looked at Teara. "Well what would you like to do?" I asked her.
Sonjia (Teara): I dunno. What do you want to do?
Jadarin (Anime): I dunno. What do you want to do?
Sonjia (Teara): I dunno.
"I say we wait a day to hear from them again and if not we go there our selves and get him
and the other pilot out and we come back here and take some time off." She suggested.
Jadarin: Translation: Storm the base and take a vacation.
"OK." I said. "You want to stay with me until tomorrow?" I asked.
Jadarin (Teara): Are you trying to hint at something? Because I don't lean that way...
"Sure why not?"
"I just need some help cleaning up."
Sonjia: Oh I see, she's just trying to sucker her into becoming her housekeeper.
"I hate cleaning."
"Too bad you're going to help me because tomorrow I'm going to help you."
Jadarin: 'Scuse me? Trunks is YOUR problem, missy.
"Fine it's a deal"
"Good. Now let's get back we're going to need out rest and to clean up."
Sonjia: Sleeping contest! I'll out-rest you all! ZZZZZZZZ.....
Jadarin: Funny. Now wake up and continue reading.
Sonjia: Drat.
"What we going to do for dinner?"
Sonjia (Anime): I dunno. What do you want to do?
Jadarin (Teara): I dunno. What do you want to do?
Sonjia: (Anime): I dunno.
"I'll cook."
Sonjia: Everyone hide!
"Sounds like charcoal."
Jadarin: Anthracite Coal!
"Shut up."
"Hee, hee, hee."
Sonjia: (badly dubbed) Oh, ah hah hah. That is very much quite funny, I must say, yes.
"I can cook."
Jadarin: Said Akane Tendo.
"Order out?"
"No and don't make me have to hurt you." I threatened her
Sonjia: For she can find other uses for frying pans.
"OK, OK I'm sorry." She said putting her arms up in defense.
Jadarin (Teara): Must... ward off... the scary strange person...
"Let's go." I said heading home.
The night seemed to last forever
Sonjia: Since the power went out and the clocks didn't work.
I heard not a Word from OZ until the morning. They were going to kill Trunks by cutting off
his air supply.
Jadarin: Then he'd have to find a whole new band to listen to.
Sonjia: (singing) Even the nights are better....
They only had 4 hours to save them.
Sonjia: Them?
Jadarin: Well, the underwear trunks is plural...
She woke Teara and they both headed for the lunar base. They let Teara and me in thinking I
still worked for OZ and I was escorting Teara in.
Sonjia: It's kinda sad that they send threats to people, but have no idea who they are.
It was easy I didn't have to do much. We hopped out of our Gundam's.
Jadarin: Out of the Gundam's...?
Sonjia: Mouth! It hath vomited them up!
I told the guy that we were only there to refuel
Sonjia: I wonder if it's the same "guy" as the "guy" at the bay?
and they started to refuel our Gundam's.
Jadarin: Our Gundam's...?
Sonjia: Car! Didn't you know that HeavyArms has a sporty convertible?
"OK wait here I'm going to turn on the air then I'm going to take the keys and we were going
to free the prisoners."
Jadarin: Wait, ARE we talking about a car?
I said to her in a whisper. I took off down the hallways and then into the room where an old
man stood guarding the switch.
Sonjia: Wow, he gets to be more specific than just "guy"!
"Excuse me but you have no right doing what you are doing." I said firmly walking up to
them. They turned and looked at me.
Jadarin: Jeez, the old man is multiple people now, too!
"And who are you to tell us what is right and wrong?" The old guy asked.
Sonjia: (pompous British) We are not amused.
Jadarin (Wakko): How many people you got in there? Hello? Hellooo?
"Call me Black Angle a Gundam Pilot." I said pointing my gun at his head.
Jadarin (Anime): I can do trig functions faster than anyone in the universe!
He raised his arms in surrender. I walked closer and turned the air back on then I broke the
handle completely off. "No more games." I said as I backed out.
Sonjia (Anime): Now no one will be able to turn the AC off! This base will freeze! Mwahahaha!
I ran down the corridor as I heard them curse and start to chase after me. "Teara let's get
going." I said running up to her. "We have a little company but they shouldn't be much trouble." I
said to her.
Jadarin (Anime): An old guy who is not really an old guy but many old guys is chasing after us!
She nodded and followed me to the air lock that wasn't guarded and behind it was the cells.
Sonjia: So the cells are on the other side of the air lock.
Jadarin: Well, that's one way to rather quickly cut off his oxygen.
I opened the lock and the air was sucked in causing my hair to go every witch way.
Sonjia: Translation: The sudden change in the air caused her to turn into a witch.
"Just down this hall they should be together." I said.
"Let's get them out of there." Teara said. I nodded and we walked down the cell hallway I
looked into the cells as we passed them.
Jadarin (Teara): See, this one has a cell wall and chloroplasts, so that's how you can tell it's a
plant cell.
"Anime I found them." She whispered. I ran over to the cell she was looking in an there was
Trunks slumped against the wall and another kid about 15 with black hair pulled back into a pony
tail brown eyes Chines fashion clothes
Sonjia: "Chines"?
Jadarin: Well, he must be the one with the backbone.
a bit taller then Teara. "That's him, his name is Wufei."
Both: A REAL GUNDAM CHARACTER!!
I unlocked the door and they both turned and looked at us.
Sonjia (Leia): Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?
"We're here to rescue you." I said in a whisper.
"Anime? You shouldn't have come here." Trunks said.
Jadarin (Trunks): We were wrapping your birthday bomb!
"I had to I couldn't just leave you here like this." I said to him. "Besides I owed you my
life once
Sonjia (Anime): And I still owe you a buck fifty!
and I just feel this is the best way to thank you for it and return the favor. Besides I
came here on my own I didn't give my self up,
Jadarin: And now plural becomes singular! I don't see how coming with Teara counts as "coming on
her own".
I came here you rescue the both of you." I told him.
Sonjia (Miaka): Tamahome, I came back to see you!
Jadarin (Yui): Doh!
"Thanks but it's still not safe for you to be here Anime." Trunks said.
Jadarin: It's typically not safe for someone to write themselves into a story. People get mad.
"I know that's why we have to get moving and fast." I said helping him up. "Wufei do you
have your Gundam here?" I asked him.
Sonjia (Wufei): Dangit! I left it on the counter back home!
"Yeah I do they have it locked up tight though I don't know how we're going to get it out."
He said.
Jadarin: Use Anime's head as a battering ram.
I thought for a second, I had been here plenty of times I knew my way around this place.
Sonjia: It was her favorite tourist attraction!
Jadarin: (tourguide) And here on your left, we have the gas chambers! Let's watch as someone gets
executed!
"I know where it is." I said. "Teara you take Trunks to my Gundam I'll take Wufei to get his
Gundam." I told her.
Sonjia: Yeah, you sure did.
"Don't wait for my to come back Trunks I want you to take Epyon and type in z485
Jadarin: It was Epyon's licence number.
it will take us to a secluded spot I'll ride with Wufei we'll all follow you there OK?"
Sonjia: Jeez, sounds like a bunch of college kids sneaking out to party.
I startled my-self doing all of this. I sounded like I actually planed this hours ahead
instead of the seconds I that I had said it.
Jadarin: But then the plane crashed.
Teara helped Trunks but he didn't want to leave me I could see it, it was his duty to
protect me and I was using his injury and lack of power to do any thing to my advantage.
Sonjia: That's right, always kick 'em when they're down.
Jadarin: You know a lot about that.
Sonjia: Look who's talking.
"See you later Anime." Teara said as she headed off.
"Come on Wufei, can you walk on your own?" I asked helping him out the door and the opposite
way.
Jadarin: She ripped him in half! Aah!
He nodded and I slowly let him go.
"I think I'm fine I'm better off then Trunks was." He said.
Sonjia (Wufei): See, cuz I actually BELONG in this series...
"Good, you ready for a Run?" I asked him.
Jadarin: With the way that's capitalized, it sounds like a brand name.
Sonjia: (commercial) It's fast, it's easy, and it's coming soon! Are you ready for a Run?
"Yeah." He said.
"Just follow me I'll slow down if you want me to." I said. We started to run as the alarms
went off all over the place.
Jadarin: Bad fanfic alert, bweep bweep! Bad fanfic alert, bweep bweep!
I reached the door and unlocked it with my code. He looked at me suddenly with hate and
anger.
Sonjia (Wufei): You're the AUTHOR, aren't you?
"Are you with OZ?" He asked.
"I uses to be with OZ
Jadarin: But after running out of uses for her, they ditched her for a better model.
Trunks helped me get out they still consider me part of OZ though and that's good for now
cause it will be little trouble getting out of here." I said.
"Oh…" He said
Jadarin: Ah, Wufei, the easily swayed.
Sonjia: By a woman, no less.
the door opened and we ran to his Gundam.
Sonjia (Anime): Dibs on the window seat!
"They actually fixed it up!" He said looking over it he climbed in and helped me in.
Jadarin: How do I put this politely? ... Why the HELL is Wufei helping a woman?
"They probably had plans to have some one else pilot it." I said. He strapped him self in
and I held onto the back of his seat as he powered up.
Sonjia: Wufei, the Super Saiya-jin.
"Hold on Anime." He said. We took off threw the unopened door.
Jadarin: The doors would not open, so he ripped them off and threw them.
Soon we spotted My Epyon and Teara's Gundam.
Sonjia: My, aren't we full of ourselves, capitalizing our own pronouns.
"OK we're ready to Go." Wufei said over the Intercom.
Sonjia: On second thought, that capitalization seems a tad random, doesn't it?
Jadarin: It's a brand-name Intercom.
The Epyon suddenly started heading for Earth.
Jadarin (Anime): Where are you going, Epyon?! Wait for meeeee!
I sighed and I hoped Trunks was OK in the Epyon. "Hey Anime is there something special
between you and Trunks?" he asked me as every thing was quiet.
Sonjia: He who?
Jadarin: Is Trunks talking in the third person now?
Sonjia (Shampoo): Shampoo no like story!
"No, we're just Friend." I said.
Jadarin: (starts singing the Friends theme)
Sonjia: (sigh) Urusai...
"Why do you ask?"
"Cause you were all he could think about." He told me. "He was worried about you and he
didn't seem to care about any one else." He said.
Jadarin: He must've been jealous.
I was Quiet and he looked at me. "He dose mean some thing special to you doesn't he?" He
said.
Sonjia: He gives mean doses!
"And don't tell me you were just repaying him for saving your life once." He told me. In my
heart I knew what he was talking about but I couldn't admit it.
Jadarin: Well, I don't know what he's talking about! Who is this guy, and what has he done with
Wufei?!
Sonjia: Wufei's name has yet to be mentioned in this conversation. Maybe it's someone else.
Jadarin: Oh, maybe it's that "old guy/guys"!
"I can see why he cares about you too, well if you changed your hair style a little and wore
a little makeup I could see any guy out there going after you." He said.
Jadarin (Ranma): And if you weren't such an un-cute, un-sexy tomboy...
Sonjia (Akane): RANMA NO BAKA!! (flattens him with a mallet)
"Will you just shut up and fly." I said. He laughed slightly. "Maybe he dose mean something
more to me but I'm not going to just admit it to you."
Sonjia: Uh, she just did.
"You just did." He said
Sonjia: Like I said.
"Don't make me sorry that I saved your butt too." I said.
Jadarin (Wufei): Actually you didn't save my butt. I left my cigarettes back in the cell.
"Sorry… But now I see how both of you are similar in the little things you do. I bet you two
were meant for each other." He said.
Jadarin: Just like Lina and Naga.
I growled. "Sorry just stating the obvious."
Sonjia: I find very little obvious about this story except where the plot is going.
Jadarin: Nowhere?
"As I said just fly this thing." I said.
Soon enough we all arrived in a clearing big enough to hold all of our Gundam's,
Sonjia: Gundam's...?
Jadarin: Picnic baskets!
no one would notice us here. Wufei opened the hatch and we both climbed down. Teara was
already out and helping Trunks out of the Epyon.
Sonjia: She must've been driving, so he was too nauseated to get out himself.
I looked at him as he looked at me and something sparked between us
Jadarin: That would be our brains shorting out.
I don't know what it was but I just wanted to be there for him. He walked over to me and
hugged me that was it. He was so tired he fell asleep like that.
Sonjia: Hugging her?
Jadarin: Standing up?
"We'll stay here tonight tomorrow we'll figure out when it gets here." I said
Jadarin: When what gets here?
Sonjia: Their mail-order from QVC!
Jadarin: Ooh, they're going to put the guys in pretty make-up!
laying Trunks down under a tree.
It was already dark out the day had been a rather short one but that didn't matter to me, I
had Trunks back.
Jadarin: Curse that Happosai, but I now have my trunks back!
I knew Every one would be looking for me soon but that didn't matter I would always be
hunted down.
Sonjia: The Writers' Guild has a bounty on her head.
We soon all were asleep after eating some M.E.R.'s
Sonjia: Call me dense, but what's an M.E.R.?
Jadarin: Well, you ARE dense. And I don't know. Mostly-Eaten Ramen, maybe?
Trunks slept on and I fell asleep next to him I didn't care I wanted to protect him like he
wanted to protect me.
Jadarin: That's what she said, but in reality, Wufei was looking murderously at her, so she needed
someone close at hand to use as a shield should he try anything.
I awoke the next morning, some how I ended up in Trunk's arms. He had his arms around me
gently as if not to wake me and still be sure I was there.
Sonjia: As she had this habit of randomly dematerializing.
I smiled because I felt safe there in his arms I felt a little more whole. I guess Wufei was
right I loved Trunks he was the one for me, that is why he insisted to be my bodyguard.
Jadarin: The power of being the omnipotent author is a terrible power to abuse.
Sonjia: Poor Trunks.
He didn't want to see me get hurt not because it was his job but because he didn't want me
to be with someone else.
Sonjia: So, in reality, he's the jealous boyfriend who's stalking her!
Jadarin: Is he starting to remind you of Allen from later in Escaflowne?
I turned my head to look at him and I could see he was sleeping soundly I didn't want to
wake him up. I looked over towards where Teara was and I saw her sleeping in Wufei's arms to my
surprise.
Both: O_O GAH! MINE TOO!
I figured we might as well just forget about the war for one day and just have some fun,
Sonjia: (claps hand over Jadarin's mouth) And you will NOT comment on that.
Jadarin: Mmmph.
and what was more fun then a game of man hunt. This place was the perfect place for it too,
there were trees and a clearing no one would bother us here.
Jadarin: Uh, do I really need to say anything? Really, the implications are saying themselves.
Sonjia: Blech.
I smiled and slowly slipped out of Trunk's arms or at least I tried to with out waking him.
Jadarin: However, she got caught on one of his hangnails.
"Humm?" He said softly as he started to wake up. I turned to face him he opened his eyes and
looked at me with a smile.
Sonjia (Trunks): Oh, thank goodness! I had a dream that I was with this girl who.... AAAAAHHHH!!
I smiled back looking into his brown eyes. "Good morning Anime." He said softly.
Jadarin: Is that like Toonami's Rising Sun block?
"You know when you were talking to Wufei before he has the intercom line open me and Teara
heard everything.
Sonjia: Whether they could understand it or not was another question.
I just want you to know that I do feel the same." He whispered to me.
Jadarin (Trunks): I feel the same as the readers, that is.
I couldn't speak I was stunned and yet happy and yet angry
Sonjia: And was shunned and yet sappy and yet hungry...
with Wufei for that. He kisses me softly on my lips,
Jadarin (Trunks): Eew, what did you eat for lunch?
it was the best feeling in the world it was the happiest moment in my life I just couldn't
stop thinking about him.
Sonjia: Because of this, she completely forgot about where the plot was going.
I kissed him back and he pulled me closer, there was nothing better then being with him at
that moment and that time.
Jadarin: If it were any other time, it would have sucked.
Sonjia: Actually, I'm thinking it's pretty sucky right now, too.
I wished to be no where's but with him.
Jadarin: (singing) He's a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere land...
"Hey you guys going to come up for air or are you 2 just going to sit there and kiss each
other all after noon." Teara said standing over us.
Sonjia (Teara): See, cuz we've got this story to get through, and right now it's going absolutely
NOWHERE!
Jadarin: Was it ever?
I gave her the finger.
Jadarin: So Teara pulled it.
"Oh sure give me the finger I'm sure you need to come up for air sometime soon." She said.
Sonjia: How about she not and just suffocate?
Jadarin: That's a really stupid way to die.
Sonjia: I smell a Darwin award.
"Oh shut up Teara." Trunks said breaking the kiss temporarily. We both needed to breathe,
but once we caught our breaths our lips found each other again.
Sonjia: They had caught themselves on the rubber bands of each others' braces.
A few minutes later we got up and walked over to where Teara and Wufei were. Trunks held
onto me as we walked.
Jadarin (Anime): HENTAI! (smack)
"So what's for Breakfast?" Trunks asked. I laughed and shook my head.
Sonjia: Yeah, Trunks, when will you get it? Eat their cooking and die.
"M.E.R.'s what else?" Teara said. "Glad you two can actually break a kiss and come join us
for some breakfast." She said jokingly.
Jadarin: The kiss probably had more nutritional value, though.
"Oh Shut up Teara like I couldn't her you and Wufei over there last night?" I said.
Sonjia: Her you! Her you a lot!
Jadarin: (nasal sound) Herrr?
She glared at me. "So there for we are even." I said.
Sonjia: (Mojo Jojo) So there, for we are even. For since we are even, we are no longer at odds.
For being even is not being odd, therefore since we are even, we are not odd...
"Fine we're even." She said. "So what we going to do today?" She asked after we eaten.
Jadarin: Same thing we do every day, Pinky. Try to take over the world!
"I was thinking of playing a little game." I said with a sly smile. They all looked at me.
Jadarin: But we played strip poker LAST time!
"Ever play man hunt?" I asked them. Teara smiled evilly she knew what I meant. "The girls
have to hunt down the boys then vise virus." I told them.
Sonjia: Translation: After they got the guys in a really strong grip, they made them sick.
"It will be fun we hunt you down and bring you back here by any means
Jadarin: I vote for hog-tying!
unless you get back to base safely. Only one needs to get back safely to win." She told
them. I nodded.
Sonjia: That's what she told them, anyway. They were really just making up the rules as they
went.
"So you guys want to play or are you chicken?" I said.
Jadarin: Well, if it were me, my response would be along the lines of "Go to hell, this is
bullcrap", but since I'm not the one writing this, it's probably going to degenerate into
something pointless.
Sonjia: Too late.
"Humm what do we get if we win." Trunks said.
Sonjia: Sorry, don't know that song, either.
"What ever you want." Teara said. "And if we win you have to obey our every command for a
week." She added with an evil smirk. I smiled.
Sonjia (Anime): Even though they already DO obey my every command, since I'M the one writing them
into these pointless situations.
And we both stuck out our hands to make it a deal. "We'll even let you guys go first deal?"
Jadarin (Trunks): Okay, I deal. Five card stud, nothing wild.
"Deal it is then." Trunks said. He shook both out hands and Wufei did the same.
Sonjia: But then he ran out of hands.
"OK we wait 5 minutes for you 2 to run and hide then we'll come and get you." I said. "Base
is this tree we get you both under it we win the round you both get under it or one of you and you
win the round.
Jadarin: (Daravon) These are the darkened items won't appear.
Then the next round is we go run and hide and if we get caught you bring us back here and
you win but if one of us get back here on our own with out being caught we win." I said.
Sonjia: I think I remember reading that in an instruction manual somewhere.
They nodded in agreement. "Now run we'll time you." I said sitting down.
Jadarin: Let's see who can run the 100 meters the fastest.
Sonjia: I'd use the opportunity to just run. Away. Very quickly.
Teara drew a line in the dirt around the tree while they ran and I watched the time. "How
much longer?" She asked.
Sonjia: Until you're old enough to write properly? A few more years of grade school.
"We can hunt them down now and this should be fun." I said. "Call out 'Whooty whoo' when you
catch him." I said
Jadarin: (falls over) What the $%#^& was that?!
Sonjia: The mating call of the blue-footed booby.
she nodded.
You see I'm trained to hunt people down I'm guessing Teara was too,
Jadarin: They were both well-trained hounds.
that and I told Trunks he was not to uses any of his powers before he ran off.
Sonjia: What sort of super powers are those?
Jadarin (Trunks): I am Obsessive-Compulsive Man!
We split up and I started to Follow Trunks' tracks it wasn't that hard he didn't cover them
too well. "Not covering you're tracks very well now are you?" I said out loud.
Jadarin: In case we didn't catch her saying that in the narration.
I was catching up to him easily I could almost see him climbing up a tree.
Sonjia: To tie a noose, probably.
I jumped up and grabbed onto a branch and started to talk him as he went back.
Jadarin (Anime): Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah...
Sonjia (Trunks): AAAHHH!! She's talking me! AAAAHHHH!!
I suddenly jumped him from behind and we both fell to the ground.
"I got you." I said to him. He turned and looked at me.
Sonjia (Trunks): No, I got you!
Jadarin: A trap then opens underneath her.
"Damn you're good." He said. I smirked and held on to him tight.
Jadarin: Good at what, though, is what I want to know.
"Damn strait." I said.
Sonjia: With that above statement, I'd say she's good at confusing us.
He suddenly got up with me holding onto him. "Hey wait you cant do that." I said. He laughed
as I tired to pulled him down.
Jadarin: What does this having to did with Gundam?
Sonjia: She's tired. It makes no sense.
"Come on Trunks you have to come down one way or another." I said. I suddenly sweeped him
and he fell.
Sonjia: She IS a witch! She has a broom!
I was inhumanly strong
Jadarin: Drat, would've been funnier if she'd spelled it "inhumanely".
Sonjia: At least she finally admitted that she's not human.
and I started to carry him away and back towards base. It's part of who I am.
Sonjia: All brawn. No brain.
"Wha! How…" He said totally shocked.
"It's part of who I am." I said simply.
Jadarin: Once again restating the narration for the heck of it.
Sonjia: And since this is first person, she's narrating. Being a bit redundant, don't you think?
"No I'm not going to put you down ether
Sonjia: Well, that's a relief. I don't want to see what she'd do to him while he's under
anesthesia.
so you're going to be a good boy and be taken in by me." I said.
Sonjia: Sounds like she's talking to a dog.
Jadarin: Woof!
He struggled to get out of my grasp. "Not letting go." I said. He wasn't that heavy I could
lift maybe 6 tons with out even breaking a sweat.
Jadarin: And here I thought Trunks was the Saiya-jin.
Sonjia: She was sent to destroy humanity. I'd believe it.
Compared to that Trunks was light even if he was well built I was still stronger by nature.
"Ah help Anime's got me!" Trunks yelled.
Jadarin: Yes, everyone scream in fear!
"I don't think Wufei is around to help you sweety." I said to him. We got closer and closer
to the tree. He suddenly got loose and started running from me again.
Sonjia: Yes, run as far as you can and prevent another sickening mush scene from happening.
Please.
"Run as fast as you can but you wont get any where's." I said to him.
Jadarin (Anime): I'll get you, my pretty! And your little dog, too!
I ran faster with my long legs I covered more distance in less time then him. "I'm going to
get you again Trunks don't worry." I said calmly.
Sonjia: "Don't worry"?
Jadarin: I'd worry plenty.
He turned and saw I was on his heals
Sonjia (Trunks): No! She found my secret stash of cure items!
and he ran faster but I was keeping up and I suddenly lunged and tackled him down to the
ground.
Jadarin: It was only first down, though.
"I told you so." I said holding onto Trunks by the waist.
Sonjia: This reminds me of.... Van and Merle.
Jadarin: (high-pitched) Vaaaaaan-samaaaaaaaa! (glomp)
"Damn your good." He said.
Jadarin (Trunks): Damn your goods! Damn them to hell!
I smiled proud of my self. "You like playing a little rough don't you?" he asked. He pulled
me closer to him and then he kisses me.
Sonjia: (glare)
Jadarin: What? I didn't say anything! It was them!
I loosened my grip on him a little as I kissed him back, I felt him start to squirm from
under me.
Jadarin (Trunks): Statuatory rape! Aaaahhh!!
"No, no, no, you're not going to get away." I said tightening my grip on him and breaking
the kiss. "Don't try and be sly." I said to him.
Sonjia: Too late. He already planted a bomb in her pants.
He pouted as I got up still holding onto him. "I'm taking you in." I said.
Sonjia: (covers eyes) Make it stop!
Jadarin: (reads intently)
"You have the right to remain silent what ever you do or say may be used against you when
ever I please." I joked to him.
Jadarin: You have the right to a brain. However, if you do not have one, one will not be
provided.
He struggled as I started to walk with him back to the tree.
"Wufei you better get back safe!" Trunks yelled out.
Jadarin: Aww, he's concerned about him.
Sonjia: I think there was a rule in the game about this. Unless I read it wrong, which is highly
possible.
"Not going to happen." Wufei said. Teara and Anime both walked into the clearing holding
there prizes Wufei tied up with vines and Teara holding onto him.
Sonjia: Now they have the proper sacrifices.
"Sorry Trunks they're better then I had originally thought they were." He said looking
defeated.
Jadarin (Wufei): They can occasionally speak coherently. This threw me.
"I know… I know…" Trunks said. We carried them back to the tree.
Sonjia (Anime): (evil grin) Now to BURN them!
"We win the first round." Teara said with a smile. She untied Wufei I sat on Trunks' lap
with a smile as he hugged me.
"You guys ready for round two?" She asked.
Both: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
"Sure but what happens if we tie?" Wufei asked.
Jadarin: One side gets executed.
"We do rock paper scissors to figure out who wins." I said.
Sonjia: How about they just do that now so we don't have to go through this whole ordeal again?
They nodded to agree that was how it was going to be if there was a tie. I had a feeling
that we we're going to win
Jadarin: Nah, they they're gonna win.
and the only way we were going to do that was if we covered out tracks and kept away from
them.
Jadarin: Cover the out tracks!
Sonjia: Uh, what're those?
"So you ready Anime?" Teara said.
"Yup, remember guys you have to wait 5 minutes before coming to find us." I said.
Sonjia: I just had a thought. What happens if they DON'T find them.
Jadarin: Well, there have been manhunts that have gone on for years.
Sonjia: GAAAAHHHH!!! (passes out)
"We go the same way until we are out of sight." She whispered to me. I nodded.
"Ready… Set… GO!" Trunks said.
Jadarin: The drag racers came and ran them all over
Sonjia: (holding checkered flag) The winner!
We ran off next to each other leaving a dust trail.
Sonjia: Like Pigpen from Peanuts!
Jadarin: They never bathe.
"Wholly shit…" Trunks said
Jadarin: Holy rusted metal, Batman!
as she saw us go.
Sonjia: (snort) "She"?
Jadarin: That was unmistakably a reference to Trunks. Wow, I never knew...
I was surprised Teara could run as fast as I could.
"You go left I'll go right in 10 minutes start heading back from the opposite direction."
She said.
Jadarin: (singing) You take the high road and I'll take the low road...
I nodded and turned left and then jumped up into a tree so my trial just seemed to end.
Sonjia: She was found guilty of idiocy, as charged.
"I always knew I was a monkey at heart." I said
Jadarin: Shoot the monkey!
going from tree to tree like a monkey. "Hey I even have the tail to prove it." I said
letting my long brown tail fly freely behind me.
Both: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Sonjia: That's IT! This is a DBZ fic, and there is NO WAY you are going to convince me otherwise!
Jadarin: Yet she's the daughter of Heero Yuy. What was that man UP to?!
It was something I hid from everyone including Trunks so far. I think I have a tail because
my father was a peaceful being from another planet.
Jadarin: I wouldn't exactly call the Saiya-jin "peaceful".
He came here to spread that peace.
Sonjia: Like jam.
Someday I would do the same, I would help the world be a more peaceful place. But right now
Jadarin: She wanted to blow it up.
the thought of the world being at peace was only a dream, something I was going to fight
for, it would have been what my father wanted from me. I sat high up in a Tree
Sonjia: A very specific Tree.
Jadarin: She's gotten into the habit of naming things.
Sonjia: (singing) But I know every rock and tree and creature... has a life, has a spirit, has a
name...
and 4 minutes later I heard Trunks coming my way. I looked down at him as he passed under
me. I smirked as I saw him looking for my trail that wasn't there.
Jadarin: Two paths diverged in a woods...
Sonjia: Too bad he took this one.
I started to wonder how he got this far.
Jadarin: Ryouga he was not.
"Anime come out come out where ever you are!" He called.
Yeah like that was going to make me come to him. I started to head back Jumping from branch
to branch.
Sonjia: Wow, even her verbs have names!
Suddenly the next thing I knew was I'm hanging upside down in a tree, my foot caught in a
trap that I hung from by one foot.
Jadarin: They will now skin her and sell her meat for cash.
I heard him coming back towards me, and I started to panic. I reached up and started to try and
untie my self but the vine was slippery and covered in sap
Sonjia: I would've thought sap would make it sticky.
Jadarin: Darn syrup.
that didn't help me much it was impossible to get that knot undone.
Sonjia: It had taken her years to learn to UNtie her shoes.
"Ah ha I knew you would fall into my trap." Trunks said. I looked down at him, he had me
unless… I pulled out a pocketknife and cut the vine.
Jadarin: If she had that, why didn't she use it in the first place.
Sonjia: It's already been confirmed that she's a moron.
"Hey wait no that's cheating!" he said.
Sonjia: Hey wait no commas!
"I said not to uses your powers and I'm not using mine I'm using intelligence." I said
Jadarin: Really? When?
as I landed on the branch I landed on and got caught before.
Sonjia: She got caught again. Such intelligence.
He looked up at me and eyed me as I cut the vine off my leg slowly.
Jadarin: So she really IS caught again?
Sonjia: She said "before".
Jadarin: I'm confused!
He couldn't jump up high enough to grab me or at least so I thought. He suddenly had my foot
as I went to jump to another branch. "EEK!" I yelled as I started to fall down wards
Sonjia: Wards! Put wards up on all of them!
into Trunk's arms. I looked at him as he had my foot in his hand and he held me up with his
arm supporting my back. "My hero." I said I wrapped my arms around his neck
Jadarin (Anime): I just lost! I love you, man!
and kissed him fully on the lips
Both: (make slurping noises)
and then he let go of my foot and I was now standing on my own 2 feet.
Sonjia: Meaning she doesn't necessarily only have two?
Jadarin: Well, it's already been revealed that she's not human.
I slowly moved my arms to my side and then suddenly I broke the kiss and took off on him
leaving him stunned.
"You so cheat." He called after me.
Jadarin: (gangsta) You so dead!
"I don't I just know how to get out of trouble." I said back to him.
Sonjia: Cheat, come up with excuses, conveniently develop strange powers. Great ways to get out
of trouble.
I jumped up into a Tree and started a wide loop.
Jadarin: Aww, it's Tree again!
Sonjia: Hello, Rock! Hello, Stick!
I lost sight of Trunks after a while and I ran into Teara.
Sonjia: Thud.
We almost collided in mid air if it wasn't for me flying to my right at that same split
second we were to hit.
Jadarin: It's that amazing ability of anime characters to change direction in mid-air...
"Hey, you!" I yelled at her. She looked at me amazed and she jumped over to the branch I was
now on.
Sonjia: Which proceeded to break.
"Hey, your self how did you do that?" She asked.
Jadarin: "Yourself"?
Sonjia: Me, myself, and I.
Jadarin: So was she talking to herself?
Sonjia: Sorry, can't translate. I'm not fluent in pseudo-English.
"Err something I learned." I said smiling innocently that cried out GUILTY!
Sonjia: And smiling happily that cried out SAD!
Jadarin: And giggling drunkenly that cried out SOBER!
"OK, what ever…" She looked behind us. "They're getting smarter." She said.
Jadarin: They're evolving from their single-celled forms. Pretty soon, a primitive brain might
start developing.
"Yeah I know I was hanging upside down by my foot, held up by a little vine." I said.
Sonjia: She'd loose her foot if it wasn't attached to her like that.
"Good thing I keep a pocket knife." We both said at the same time. We laughed and looked
down to see Trunks and Wufei looking up at us. "Uh oh." We both said.
Jadarin (Anime): This Tree is No Boys Allowed!
Sonjia (same): And get off my Rocks, too!
"Time to run!" We said as we started heading off in opposite directions. Suddenly we both
found out selves hanging in mid air as traps they had missed had snagged their legs.
Jadarin: "We"?
Sonjia: "They"?
Both: WHO THE HELL IS THIS REFERRING TO?!
"I told you it would work that way." Trunks said to Wufei.
Jadarin (Trunks): So pay up.
"I guess you were right now
Sonjia: Any other time he would have been wrong.
let's get up there before they get away again." Wufei said starting to climb up the tree.
Trunks followed pulling him self up on a lower branch as Anime and Teara started to cut theme
selves free.
Jadarin: I have yet to find a theme to this.
Sonjia: How about "randomly switching to third-person confuses the heck out of people"?
Wufei grabbed the knife from Teara before she could cut threw the Vine.
Sonjia: Wow, another named forest being! She must have lots of object friends.
Jadarin: That's because anything else wouldn't come near her if they could avoid her.
I swung my self towards her and knocked Wufei to the ground. "AAAHHHH!"
Jadarin: (imitates falling off a cliff) AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhh... . .. .
He yelled as he fell to the ground. He hit the ground with a loud thud.
Sonjia: There, you killed him. Happy?
"Teara take my knife and finish cutting your self free." I said swinging back towards her.
She took my knife and started to cut her-self free.
Sonjia: She switches between hyphen and no hyphen, but never really considers making the "her" and
"self" one whole word.
"But you'll be stuck here with me." Trunks said, moving closer to me.
Sonjia: (starts crying) What has she done to poor Trunks's mind?
Jadarin: Replaced it with Carrot's, apparently.
"Not if I do this." I said I started to move in a circle and go faster and faster and the
vine started to tear not being able to support me as well as it could before.
Jadarin: O_O
Sonjia: Say anything and die.
"Hey, don't do that!" Trunks said in a panicked voice. I knew what I was doing. He ran over
to the branch and tried to stop me but the vine broke and I went flying
Jadarin: And landed in a heap ala Amelia.
and I rolled and some how landed on my feet 20 feet away from where I started. "Damn you're
good." Trunks said standing on the branch. Teara fell to the ground free.
Sonjia: For this time, she had escaped the forest's Falling Toll.
"Hey you Teara keep that knife for a while." I yelled. "I think I can manage with out it." I
called back to her as I pulled the vine off my leg.
Jadarin: I thought they both had knives.
Sonjia: You can do even less with two.
"You sure?" She called back. She had pinned Wufei down so he couldn't move. Trunks was
heading down the tree and towards me.
"Yeah see you back at base!" I called. I started to run leaving Trunks in a dust trail.
Jadarin: (road runner) Beep beep!
I sat up in a tree catching my breath that run had taken a lot out of me.
Sonjia: Who's "run"?
Jadarin: Apparently someone who took her breath away.
I looked and I saw the clearing not that far away. Once I caught my breath I would go for
the Tree. I looked around and didn't see any signs of life this way.
Sonjia: And yet there's a "Tree".
Jadarin: Last I knew, trees were considered "life".
I smiled and relaxed. This had been one of the best days of my life I had in over 10 years,
Sonjia: However, it just fell short of that one day she found a turtle.
That was mainly due to OZ and their turning me into there little pet project.
Jadarin: But they got rid of her after many failed efforts to teach her to go on the paper.
Some nights I just wanted to curl up and cry but they wouldn't let me they wanted me to be
there perfect little soldier and I wasn't about to let them.
Jadarin: They could always try a Fate Alteration.
Sonjia: Well, we all know what happened with that. That's just twisted.
"Will you stop that." I scolded my self. "You're free now." I reminded my self.
Jadarin: This was after a long talk by the government saying that you shouldn't charge for idiocy.
Sonjia: It's a plentiful enough resource.
Free, that was the word I could never relay uses until this war was over.
Sonjia: Because its uses hadn't been relayed yet.
I was in this war I always would be too. There was no way out, at least not for me others
there was a way out.
Jadarin: Since she had yet to figure out how that revolving door worked.
Death wasn't a way out it was the only way to cheat life.
Jadarin: Yeah, death IS a way to cheat life, but...
Sonjia: More like eternally avoiding it.
I wanted to live my life death would always be a choice but never my choice.
Jadarin: Must be contemplating assisted suicide.
Sonjia: I'll go find Kevorkian.
I hopped down and right into a pair of arms.
Sonjia (Anime): Drat, and I only have a pair of threes.
"Huh?" I said.
Jadarin: We've been saying that a lot, too.
I turned and looked right into Trunk's eyes. He smirked as he had me good.
Jadarin: (singing) You really got me...
Sonjia: Singing it makes it sound like a good thing. Stop.
"Looks like I got my self a prize." Trunks said.
Sonjia: Even though he was out fifty bucks after repeated failed attempts to knock over the stack
of bottles.
I started to squirm and worm my way out of his arms.
Jadarin: Eew, she has worms!
Sonjia: Goes without saying, being both a monkey and a pet.
"Oh no you don't you're not getting out of my grip this time." He said. He moved and
suddenly my feet were bound together and so were my hands.
Jadarin (Trunks): Ah, we'll have a roast tonight.
"Now you can't go any where." He said laughing as her threw me over his shoulder.
Jadarin: And hit Mamoru in the head.
Sonjia: No Sailor Moon references!
Jadarin: What? He always gets hit by stuff Usagi flings.
"This is so unfair." I said to him. I tried to kick over his shoulder and hopefully hop
away.
Sonjia: Actually, this reminds me more of Tamahome all wrapped up trying to get away from Nuriko.
Jadarin (Nuriko): Tama-chan!
"Stop squirming." He yelled at me. At that time I managed to get enough momentum
Sonjia: Momentum? How the heck can you have momentum if you're not moving?
Jadarin: She was thrashing very quickly, I guess.
and I flipped over his shoulder and managed to land on my feet. I lost my balance thought
and fell onto my side.
Sonjia: She thought she lost her balance.
Jadarin: In reality, she was just a klutz.
Sonjia: Same thing.
"What kind of attempt was that?" Trunks said walking over to me.
"A very sad and painful one I must say." I said.
Jadarin: (pouts) Hey, I was gonna say that!
I tried to at least get on my knees.
"Come on up we go." He said picking me up.
Sonjia: (childish) Gimmie a piggy-back ride!
He got me onto my feet and balanced and then I knocked him over and started to hop towards
the finish line.
Jadarin: Funny, I was never under the impression we were racing.
Sonjia: Just concentrate on the word "finish". This thing has gone on long enough.
"Hey! OK that's it!" he yelled. I continued hopping away and he got up and then grabbed me
from behind
Jadarin (Anime): Fresh! (clobbers him)
and picked me up, "let's go for a little spin." He said as she started to spin around.
Sonjia: He's going to slingshot her to the moon.
"OK I'm relay dizzy now." I said to him
Sonjia: Maybe it'll help her thought process.
after we spun around for awhile.
"That's the point." He said as she walked unsteadily towards the tree.
Jadarin (Trunks): So THIS is what it's like to be bombed! Cool!
"Oy Stop the world from spinning will you Trunks?" I said
Sonjia: I don't think that would be a good thing...
Jadarin: Nifty! If you stop the earth's rotation, everything'll go flying off into space!
seeing everything spinning still. He put me down at the base of the tree and sat down next
to me. "Dun do that again." I told him.
Sonjia (Anime): Cuz I dinna wanna puke.
"Why? I thought it was fun." He said with a devious grin.
"Maybe for you it was but me? I'm not a well balanced person." I said.
Jadarin: So we've noticed.
Sonjia: Maybe if she changes her diet...
"I think that's a lie you're a very well balanced person." He said.
Sonjia: Maybe if the scale was zeroed at -1500.
"You land on your feet like a cat all the time." He pointed out.
Jadarin: (raises Sonjia's arm) I here have definitive proof that cats don't always land on their
feet.
Sonjia: (blushes) Shut up...
"Monkey woman that's what I am." I said.
Jadarin (Freeza): They're just a bunch of monkeys!
Sonjia: But he said she was a cat! How insulting!
"Hummm… And why do you say that?"
"Cause I can climb a tree like a monkey."
Jadarin: Oh. I thought it was because she picked fleas out of people's hair and ate them.
"You feeling OK Anime?"
"Just OKEY DOKEY!"
Sonjia: (grabs chest) Jeez! Rather... chipper, aren't we?
Jadarin: Must've been late at night when this part was written.
he put a hand on my forehead. I didn't feel all to good, I think it was the lack of real
food and the dizziness from Trunks spinning me around.
Jadarin: Or because of eating fleas.
Sonjia: Lime disease is not pretty.
"You feel a little warm Anime why don't you go to sleep." He said I could hear a slight note
of worry in his voice.
Sonjia: Probably a C#
Jadarin: Nah, a G flat.
He pulled me close and let me rest my head on his chest, I listened to his heart beat and
his rhythmic breathing and soon I was asleep.
Sonjia: The... end?
Jadarin: I think so. Wow, that came unexpectedly.
Sonjia: That was waaaaaaaay too long.
Jadarin: Oh well. She threatened a part III, so we shouldn't get our hopes up that this is
actually the end.
Sonjia: I have a question. What the HELL did that story have to do with Gundam Wing?
Jadarin: I honestly haven't a friggin clue.
Sonjia: It had even less to do with the show that the first one.
Jadarin: But, see, it's over now.
Sonjia: But you're going to find part III, aren't you?
Jadarin: Wow, you want me to? Okay!
Sonjia: NOOOO!!! I can't STAND this! Aw crap... he's off already...
Jadarin: Bye for now, folks! We'll be back again soon!
Sonjia: Folks? What folks? (looks around) Are there people watching us that I don't know about?
Jadarin: Heh heh heh...
This was written by Patches once again. Well, the story wasn't, but the MST was. I really need
to get my butt moving on SGB part II. And maybe I'll actually go back and check MY spelling this
time, since I can't really diss someone else's English skills if I can't prove that mine are
halfway decent. ^_^* Oiya oiya...
Stinger: "It's got a little secrete."
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