Southern Trade Route





 The road here is dusty, wearing a weary path between the two towns.  Already, 

the faint scent of the ocean drifts to you from the south.  there is not much 

of interest to the west, only dunes and sand.  Although, you're more than 

welcome to head that way, if it suits your  fancy. At least to the east, there 

is a little green  and a river, by  the sounds of it. A worn place in the grass 

to the east betrays the  existence of a faint trail leading into some marshy 

area along the  forest's edge.

[Exits   : Head (W)est to the desert, (E)ast along the trail, (N)orth to the 

crossroads, and (S)outh into Matherion ]

[Players : Jordyn ]

[Sleepers: Seventeen ]

[Things  : A Platoon of Royal Soldiers ]



Jordyn



 A female of medium Height (about 5'6"), with long thick, straight blue-black 

hair done into two braids and left to rest on her back, tied with leather 

thongs interwoven through the hair. Her heart shaped face is attractive and 

striking rather than pretty, with a small, full mouth and large lavender eyes 

that startling to look at. Her skin is very pale, and she has minor scars 

upon her bare arms that speak of previous battles fought and most likely won. 

 She has a sleekly muscled build of that of a runner or a gymnast, and moves 

with an easy grace that speaks of great agility. 

She wears soft tights of a forest green colour, covered by black leather 

chaps for riding and a pair of knee high boots of the same colour.  A soft 

sleevless white blouse, tight and clinging to her form is tucked into her 

chaps, and overlayed with a sleevless laced up leather vest, as body armor. 

She wears black leather gloves, tight around the wrist and then flaring 

outwards with slits along the undersides, reaching to elbow.  

Strapped to her back and held in two light brown scabbards are swords, both 

thin, one of a regular length and the other much smaller.  A dagger with a 

plain hilt is attached to her hip, kept strapped there by a plain brown 

scabbard.  She wears no jewelry save for a large ring kept on a leather 

string and tied around her neck.  

Carrying:



>Cloud is apparently heading south, down the road, towards Matherion

>Jordyn is seated upon the ground, cross legged, looking droopy and sniffling a 

bit. She glances up at you with a forlorn face, her lower lip stuck out in a 

pout that makes her look really young.  "Hullo," she says quite tragically.

>Cloud pauses his trip momentarily, to look down at the young lady. Hmm. If 

Cloud was more sociable, he might open up a discussion, as it is, he barely 

asks, "... Something the matter?"

>Jordyn sighs, as if she's weary of what she's just about to say, but does it 

anyway, raising up her hands and making the appropriate accompanying gestures. 

"I'm looking for a Prince, about yea tall, with lavender hair, and a really big 

sword." She stares up at you as if you were her last hope, her great saviour, 

her eyes big and shiny.

>Cloud has a really big sword. One down. He's... kinda tall. Two down. Has blond 

hair. No dice. "... I'm afraid I do not know him."

>Jordyn ohs and looks even sadder, but just nods her head, rather listlessly, 

though even in her saddened state she seems to be unable to stop moving, her 

heel thumping against the ground like a rabbit.  "Well, thank you anyway, Sir. 

My name is Jordyn." She holds out her hand, not really paying attention though 

to whether or not you take it.

>Cloud doesn't take it. If you knew him better, you might not be offended... 

just speaking to you is more sociable then he normally is. As it stands, 

though, it just looks rude. He says, with a relatively drab tone, "Cloud." One 

assumes it's his name, but he doesn't make it obvious.

>Jordyn just drops her hand, not really paying attention to you either, in fact 

she isn't even looking at you but down at the ground where she's drawing a 

makeshift portrait of some guy with long hair in the dirt and muttering under 

her breath about lost Princes and stressful journeys. "Pleased to make your 

acquaintance," she answers with a listless sigh.

>Cloud continues on his walk, but he gets no more then ten paces before he turns 

around, and asks, "Why are you looking for this... prince?"

>Jordyn's lower lip starts trembling at that. "B-b-because his people need him 

and are waiting for him and have been looking for him for a long time and he 

has been gone so long that we worry that he will never return or is dead or has 

been eaten by a dragon or some large monster and..." finally the steady barrage 

of words stop, and she takes a deep breath. "...because I miss him."  She looks 

to you with guileless eyes, and shrugs her shoulders, sniffling again.

>Cloud replies, simply, in his same nearly emotionless tone, "... I'll see what 

I can do."

>Jordyn blinks at that, all thoughts of sadness and crying driven out of her 

mind as she stares up at you curiously. "...see what you can...do?" She says, 

with another blink, staring at you as if you were some strange creature.

>Cloud elaborates, in the same quiet tone, "... I will let you know if I 

encounter him."

>Jordyn blinks and then nods her head slowly, staring at you with a quiet awe. 

"....all right." Even her foot stops thumping against the ground, she's so 

mesmerized by your oddity.

>Cloud is quite odd, isn't he? Especially his eyes... With that, he resumes his 

journey, heading south.

>Jordyn just quietly muses, watching you walk away. But then she remembers 

herself and waves to you though you aren't looking at her, calling out, "Thank 

you, Sir Cloud!  I hope we meet again!" She seems rather rejuvenated, and 

stands up as well to continue on her way, opposite from yours.

>Cloud doesn't respond. Well, maybe he did, but if so, he didn't speak loudly 

enough to be heard.

s


** Walk cut **



Seventh Heaven Bar - Main Room



You enter the bar known as '7th Heaven'. This place doesn't exactly match it's 

name, unless you're reeeeaally drunk, or really strange. This isn't the kind of 

place the average fisherman will go to after a hard days work for a drink, pass 

out in, and stay at. It's simply a bar, and a shadey one at that.

      The place isn't the largest drinking establishment. There's just about 

enough room with the three round tables, chairs set about them, and the bar to 

be comfortable. The tables have about five chairs a piece set about them. The 

tables are rather sturdy, made from thick wood, and can take a bar fight or 

two. Even the occasional smack with a sword. And they look to have gone through 

just that...maybe more then once. They're set apart by about 2 yards, leaving 

plenty of room for drunken idiots to go stumbling between without crashing into 

sword wielding maniacs trying to have a peacefull drink. n.n The lightning in 

the room is rather ominous. The steady throbing of the lanters and candles 

leave the corners of well shadowed, and sketch stretches of darkness in bars 

and blots over the walls and ground. Glowing nicely, they also shead an 

illuminating light on...

      ....the bar! Ah. The bar. A well polished wooden bar for which to lean 

apon, spill drinks, and fall unconscious on. It's usually cleared, save for the 

spare lantern or bottle being worked away at. There are about five high stools 

placed evenly around the bar, strong, thick legged wooden ones. Across the bar, 

perhaps more interesting then the rest of the room, are rack apon rack of 

*booze*. Yes, just about anything a drunkard or potential drunkard, or sailor 

on leave could ever dream or want, without the woman. Tan bottles...green 

bottles...clear bottles...dark bottles...even glowing bottles..? Wow. What a 

selection. They stretch clear to the roof. Why, there's enough booze here to 

suply .../alot/ of people! Pretty typical for such a place. One wouldn't want 

to run out of it when you have such charming customers.

[Exits   : (O)ut, and (B)ack Room ]

[Players : Utena, and Jinnai ]

[Sleepers: Ashram, Celes, and Mousse ]

[Things  : Flier: Come to a Bold New World! ]


>Utena nods to Cloud from a mug full of tap-water-warm ale.

>Cloud steps inside, pausing in the doorway to scan the room, before taking a 

seat at a table.



Jinnai



Here is what looks like someone that has lived out in nature for a long time 

(it's actually Jinnai in disguise, but he's a lot better than the bugroms at 

being disguised...).  He's wearing the clothes of a woodsman and has a patch 

over his eye.  Meet Katsu- uh, Phred Jinnai.



Carrying:



>Phred looks up at Cloud, recognising him as the 'spy' but not saying anything 

since he's in disguise.

>Phred sips his own Ale.

>'Spy'? What spy? Cloud's to laid back to be a spy, really. Indeed, if he didn't 

blink occasionally, you'd almost think he was dead. He eventually manages to 

make an order, when a handy NPC tavern girl passes by.

>Phred asks, "(OOC) what?  don't you remember when Jinnai ordered the hoard to 

'throw him in the river'?"

>Cloud (OOC) Was being sarcastic    n.n;   Mostly because Cloud didn't even KNOW 

he was spying

>Phred says, "(OOC) well, Jinnai can be paranoid."

>Phred takes another sip of his ale. (He started drinking ale a while ago so he 

could play this part well enough to not get drunk while doing it.)

>Cloud finally recieves his drink as well. He doesn't bother with moderation, 

although he doesn't seem to be getting drunk.

>Phred looks around at the denizens,

>Phred . o O ( I hope some notice those signs... )

>Cloud did. He just doesn't care. Don't take it personally, he just isn't a very 

active person, at least at the moment.

>Utena can barely read, therefore usually ignores fliers.

>Phred (OOC) wonders what Cloud is on...

>Cloud (OOC) Mako    n.n

>Utena OOC whees, lifestream junkies. ^_^

>Cloud does seem to have a little reaction from his drinking, at least. He looks 

around the room again.

>Xelloss has arrived.

>Xelloss peeks in. n.n..

>Phred looks at the wierd guy with his eyes closed.

>Cloud is sitting at a table. Everyone's awfully quiet, as much as Cloud usually 

is. Feel the silence. Whoosh.

>Xelloss . o O ( Ah, yes. Mr. Excitement is here. )

>Utena glances up, feeling.. oh, it's one of those hero things. You just know. 

She turns and spots Xelloss right off, grinning as she waves her friend over. 

"Hey!"

>Xelloss meeps. "Hi!" n.n; He stolls in, and has a seat next to Utena, as is his 

wont. "How do?"

>Utena laughs. "I'm all right." She long since finished her nasty, tap-water 

warm ale and sits there with the empty mug before her. "I'm thinking about 

finding a clak though, it's getting too damn cold now.."

>Cloud suddenly pulls out noisemakers and party favors!  *TWEET*  (OOC)

>Utena OOC giggles at Cloud. n.n

>Xelloss (OOC) falls over. @_@;;

>Xelloss ohs, remembering something. He takes a shoebox sized container from his 

coat, and pushes it across the table/bar/whatever to Utena. "The water 

purification dust I promised."

>Xelloss says, "...and I think I know where you can find a cloak."

>"Oh!" Utena beams. "Thanks so much! This'll make things so much easier." She 

slides the box in front of herself and pats the top. "I'm lucky.." She blinks 

then, large eyes glancing over the Mazoku. "Well, I'm sure I could MAKE one 

just about anywhere.."

>Xelloss asks, "Yes, but... ne, I forget, did you want to come with me on that 

quest?"

>Cloud listens in, he does. I mean, it's not like he actually has enough 

motivation to do anything else.

>Utena hrmphs! her chiseled features becoming the model of a frown. "I -told- 

you I was coming along... geez, Xell!"

>Utena whaps the Mazoku. "You're getting forgetful as well as jealous, now.."

>Xelloss says, "Sorry, sorry... I have a spotty memory. n.n; In that case.. 

we're going to need to get you a SPECIAL cloak."

>Xelloss eeps, and ducks.

>Utena crosses her arms over the bartop, tucking back a bit of hair behind her 

ear. "What kind of special cloak?"

>Xelloss says, "A black one. ^_^;"

>Utena is not convinced. "Black in which sense?  I was thinking about a dark 

cloak anyway, it wouldn't match my jacket otherwise."

>Utena says, "But if you mean black as in dark magic... well.. that's something 

we'll be arguing about."

>Xelloss says, "Black as in the purest shades of midnight gloom, stretching 

'twixt the multifold horrors of human imagination type black. You know, evil 

villianess black."

>Xelloss says, "No no, an ordinary cloak. Just... black."

>Utena grins. "Well, that's fine, then."

>Xelloss says, "And we'll probably have to change the rest of your outfit too."

>Utena tugs on a low fold of her jacket near her hip unhappily. "Why?"

>Cloud shows his remarkable conversation skills. "............ ..."

>Xelloss says, "The country we're travelling to... well, let's just say you 

would REALLY stick out in that ensemble. We need to blend in."

>Utena OOC swears, Xell, if you dress me like Naga...

>Xelloss (OOC) n.n;

>Phred says, "(OOC) LOL"

>Xelloss unfolds a map, with lots of twisted roadways, dinky towns, and tons of 

wasteland. A few active volcanoes too. "Here's where we're going : Evilania."

>Phred exclaims, "(OOC) oh, no!"

>Cloud (OOC) snerks, and coughs

>Utena sighs with the air of one rapidly becoming used to putting up with weird 

things and, then, peers inquisitively at the map. o.O

>Cloud . o O ( ................................. Evilania? )

>Phred says, "(OOC) He's gonna HAVE to dress you like Naga."

>Cloud (OOC) THIS I have to see   o.-

>Xelloss says, "It's a country dedicated to evilness, darkness, bad deeds, 

naughty things, bad behaivor and impoliteness. They take candy from babies, run 

with scissors, pet strange dogs no matter where they've been... that sort of 

thing."

>Utena murmurs, "That name's a little cliche..."  (OOC: Akio will LOVE it. ^_^)

>Xelloss says, "The COUNTRY is a little cliche."

>Xelloss says, "Trust me on this."

>Cloud just sweatdrops. Yes, you actually made Cloud sweatdrop. Are you happy 

now?

>Xelloss says, "It's normally teeming with the most colorful flowers and plants 

you can find, but since that doesn't fit the national image, they routinely 

scorch the earth. Just as an example of how these folks thing."

think

>Utena groans softly, her forehead meeting the bar. *thump* "Great..." she moans 

into the countertop... "What are you getting me into, Xell?"

>Xelloss smiles. "Now now.. it's for a good cause. The spells I seek are 

somewhere in this country. We'd only have to visit for a little while."

>Cloud doesn't comment. Really. This is just... you're actually beleiving this 

guy, Utena?

>Utena says, "Yeah, yeah, good cause, I know." She straightens up, rubbing at 

her forehead. Can't HELP but be a little skeptical though. She ponders. "If 

it's really as bad as that.. I mean.. I suppose you're going to want me to act 

appropriately, too?"

>Xelloss says, "Oh, indeed. But it's not that hard. You just have to act all big 

and bad and mean."

>Xelloss says, "You know, like, 'Grr, grrr, I'm dangerous, watch out, I'm a 

pretty bad dude, look at the size of my sword.'"

>Cloud says, "..........................."

>Utena laughs faintly. "Maybe I should bring Akio with me.." a throwaway 

comment, veiling a sudden anxiety; she waves her hand. "No.. I'll be fine with 

it. But... it'll be hard for me to be like that."

>Cloud glances at his sword. "..."

>Xelloss glances over at Cloud. "Yes, like that. Compensation." n.n Then back to 

Utena. "It'll be easy. But first, we need to get you an outfit consisting 

mostly of black leather and metalwork."

>Cloud will let this sink in a moment. He'll have a scathing and witty comeback 

any time now. Really.

>Utena grins quizzically. "And I suppose you've already picked one out, too?" A 

dry smile.

>Cloud (OOC) is just... laughing here. This is a riot.

>Phred downs his ale and heads out.

>Phred . o O ( that guy scares me. )

>Jinnai exits the tavern, and goes out to the street.

>Xelloss says, "No, I'll just be going as myself. I'm fairly known there."

>Xelloss n.n

>Utena OOC bows. The Xelloss and Utena comedy duo...

>Xelloss (OOC) hits Utena in the face with a cream pie.

>Cloud is too boggled to be scared. I think you broke his mind. Not that it's 

hard, or anything.

>Utena WHAPS the Mazoku priest in the arm again. "FOR ME, you idiot. -.O" She 

sighs. "We might as well get started, if you have time..."

>Xelloss owies, and rubs his arm. "Indeed. Hmm........" he looks at Cloud. And 

gets that 'I know something you will not enjoy' smile. ^_^ "Say, do you think 

we'll need a backup man?"

>Utena says, "Sure..." Utena mutters. "More people to see me make an idiot of 

myself.." She sighs. "No, let's just keep it small. Less people to worry about, 

Xell."

>Xelloss seems to ignore Utena, studying cloud from all angles. >.> <.<... 

"Hmm." Looks at the sword. "Um-hmm.."

>Cloud blinks. Cloud? Come along? Actually, he'd probably say yes, just to see 

what Xelloss is actually planning.

>Xelloss says, "Are you for hire? n.n"

>Utena -.- "You're not listening to me. I hate it when you don't listen to me..."

>Cloud is assuming you're asking him. Seeing as how he's the only other person 

in the room. He replys, in his usual dry tone, ".... Yes, actually."

>Xelloss says, "Trust me, Utena-chan. A third party member will be handy."

>Xelloss says, "Great! You're coming with us. Welcome to the fold."

>Xelloss . o O ( I'll probably need live bait for Ozek. )

>Utena OOC BWHAHAHA

>Cloud doesn't even blink. Wow, he's taking it in stride. Feel the emotion. 

"..........."

>Xelloss exclaims, "Sullen. Brooding. Angsty. Unemotional at most times. He's 

PERFECT for Evilania!"

>Cloud says, ".........................."

>Xelloss turns. "Come along, bold adventurers! To the Item Shop! And to get you 

some new clothes."

>You take Xelloss's hand firmly in yours. 

>Utena says, "Xell, wait. Let me at least drop off the box with Akio first.."

>Xelloss says, "Oh, alright. We'll wait here until your return."

>Utena nods. "It'll only be a moment."

>Xelloss . o O ( I wonder if they actually do have a small store with a big sign 

just reading 'ITEM' that sells potions and ethers around here. )

>Cloud can't wait to see what outfit Xell with pick for him. Hoo-boy.

>Utena slips off the barstool, drawing the box under her arm, then runs off 

quickly to the inn to leave it with her Prince.... Call it about five minutes 

before she darts back in, her face a bit flushed... from running, right. 

Really...

>Xelloss asks, "By the way, sir, what's your name?"

>Cloud replies, with all honesty, "... ... Cloud."

>Xelloss asks, "Excellent. Ah, Utena-chan. All set to go?"

>Cloud . o O ( ......................... I hope the pay is good. )

>Utena uhms. "Yeah, I guess so. Ready as I -can be.." She reaches for the 

purple-haired Mazoku's hand, blushing across the face rather brightly. "Don't 

ask.." she mutters, just don't...

>Utena takes Xelloss by the hand. 

>Xelloss perks an eyebrow. ^^? But nods. "Okay. We'll have to take a shortcut." 

Black light floods the room for a brief second --

>Xelloss teleports out of the room.

>Xelloss takes you along with him, holding your hand. 





Magic Shoppe



You enter a sorta smallish magic shop. The first thing you notice, is the 

massive front counter that almost lines the entire back wall. On it are  a 

couple of very large, oversized books and a few baubles here and there.  Along 

the walls are huge bookshelves that reach almost to the ceiling. This is where 

every type of spell book, imaginable can be found. Everything from beginers 

magic to advanced magic, from white, to black to curses and even holy magic! 

Some books are even dedicated entirely to folklore and mythes.  Also, throught 

the room are other shelves spread out the middle portion of the store. Here you 

would find every trinket needed for any spell. There is atleast one of 

everything laid out there. Amulets, charms, stones, potions, jars of all kinds 

of ingredients and all sorts of curiousity. To the left of the counter you'll 

see a heavy wooden door.  It is labled NVAC room.  Just ask Naga, but don't say 

I didn't warn you Anyway,come on in,take a look around and remember.Shop 

nice,OR ELSE

[Exits   : (O)ut, (N).V.A.C. Room, and (To) the Back Room ]

[Players : Xelloss ]

[Sleepers: Lina_Inverse, and Luna_Inverse(Pup) ]

[Things  : The Science of Magic, Sign:WARNING!!! very important. VERY!!!, Cane 

of Somaria, Magic Cape, Sign2, and Sign: PLEASE READ!!! ]


>Xelloss touches down, teleport complete. "Okay. Purchase any equipment you may 

want, then we'll get you costumes."

>Utena ponders an amulet of purity, eyeing the two men momentarily.. nah. She 

crosses her arms over her chest. "Xell, you KNOW I don't like magic items..."

>Cloud looks around, at the various... thingies here. Cloud doesn't have 

anything against magic items.

>Xelloss mms. "Straight on to costuming, then," he agrees, leading people to.... 

THAT room.

>Xelloss enters the N.V.A.C room.

>Xelloss takes you along with him, holding your hand. 





Naga's Villainess Attire Collection Room(#452RL)



Behold, the best room of all!  Here is the finest collection of villainess 

attire in all the land! ( Of course I designed it myself!) So if you REALLY 

want to look like a villainess or even just a powerfull sorceress ( or if you 

have good taste ) you WILL buy from NAGA the WHITE SERPENT! - As you walk in, 

you notice, accessories on one wall. (A few skull necklaces, a couple of pairs 

of black boots , a purple and and a black cape, some Naga-like armor and some, 

vulgar Naga looking tops and bottoms.) The room is stocked to the brim with all 

sorts of scandelous looking clothing. Of course, to Naga, they are a reflection 

of a TRUE villainess and ultimate superiority.  - Enter is you can HANDLE it! 

OOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOOO

[Exits   : (Ma)gic Shop ]

[Players : Xelloss ]

[Things  : None ]


>Xelloss says, "Here we are! It's just SO ideal for our purposes."

>Utena says, "Oh, LORD."

>Xelloss says, "Select any items you like. ^_^"

>Utena shrinks back, just barely stopping herself from drawing a cross over her 

chest. o.O Particularly at the... SKIMPY size of some of those things. She 

reddens again. "I'll FREEZE to death!"

>Xelloss exclaims, "Oh, no you won't. Evilania is very balmy and warm. Always. 

They keep weather spells to make it sweaty and uncomfortable year round!"

>Cloud doesn't think most of the things in here will fit him. Really. Ignore the 

little Wall Market incident. ".........."

>Utena OOC FACEFAULTS... wahaha

>Xelloss says, "Of course, Cloud we'll have to put in drag because we don't have 

any male villian attire."

>Cloud's jaw drops to the floor. 

"......................................................."

>Xelloss eyes Cloud. "Do you have any well phrased verbal objections?"

>Cloud looks down at his current clothing. "Isn't... this good enough...?"

>Xelloss mmms... he studies. "Too colorful. Too goody two shoes. Your hair's 

golden, too."

>Utena just... peers at the skimpy black things. She closes her eyes. . o O ( 

Oujisama, PLEASE forgive me. I know I won't forgive myself... x.x ) And more or 

less RANDOMLY picks out something, her hands fumbling through the presented 

'clothing'... She GLOWS with embarrassment, red from scalp to throat.

>Cloud narrows his glowing eyes. ".............." After a moment of this, he 

asks, "...... Maybe just a cloak?"

>Xelloss has never seen one's skin EMIT LIGHT from embarassment. He's impressed. 

o.o He looks at Cloud. "Ah, yes. That'll work as well. Make sure it's a large 

one and very black."

>Cloud nods, and tries his hardest to look for something vaguely... less 

feminine. I mean, do you REALLY want to see Cloud in a skimpy black bikini?

>( Sephiroth might, if some fans are to be believed. @_@ )

>Xelloss says, "I think cloaks are in the back. Of course, if you wear one, 

Utena-chan can't; it'd look odd to have two people cloaked."

>Utena fidgets, with a couple of items, bits of black leather and metal spikes 

BARELY equating to clothing, draped over her arm, and resolves NOT to look any 

further at, like, those spiked collar things over there.. then ERKS and GLARES. 

"WHY NOT?"

>Cloud turns to look at Utena. "..."

>Xelloss says, "Because two cloaked people are usually Goons of a Villian who 

has enough esteem to merit two goons.. and is usually attacked a lot. n.n"

>Xelloss says, "One Goon, though, is ordinary."

>Cloud will settle for being a 'goon'. It's better than being a transvestite.

>Utena's blue eyes sear into Xelloss, a silent "You are going to OWE me for 

this" as she lets out a long, frustrated sigh. "All right..." She holds up the 

various things. "Is this going to be enough..? -Please- say yes."

>Xelloss thankfully nods. "Looks about right. Should probably try them on for 

size, though."

>Utena looks around. >.> <.< For a changing room, of course.

>There probably is one. It's a clothing store, and even Naga isn't surreal 

enough to make people change in public.

>Xelloss hmmms, studying Cloud.

>Utena slinks off toward a small curtained room, miserably. "This is never going 

to work..." she comments dryly as she disappears behind the shading fabric.

>Xelloss says, "I think you need an accessory or two to look more evil."

>Cloud finally finds something resembling a goon cloak, and holds it up for 

inspection. "...?"

>Xelloss hands Cloud an eyepatch and two fake sticky-on scars. "Try these. And 

sneer more." n.n

>Cloud looks at the eyepatch and scars. "..........."

>Xelloss exclaims, "Trust me!"

>Xelloss n.n

>Cloud takes them. It's better then the alternative. Why can't I be the 

bishoneny evil villain type guy?

>Utena's voice is heard dimly from the background, "How the hell does this thing 

go on... oh...." Various rustlings of fabric and leather creakings, muffled 

behind the curtain.

>Xelloss says loudly enough for Utena to hear, "Now remember, you two, act mean. 

Impolite. Nasty. We're trying to fit in." n.n

>Cloud stands there mutely. ".........."

>Xelloss says, "...that'll work too, Cloud."

>Xelloss waves a hand in front of Cloud's face just to make sure he's not, like, 

asleep or something.

>Cloud isn't asleep. He was waiting for Utena to leave the changing room. 

"..........." This better be worth it.

>Xelloss smiles, and waits as well. ^_^

>Utena's voice calls back, "Wearing this stuff, I'm gonna FEEL like killing 

anyone that looks at me!" Eventually, the petite little thing emerges, and, 

well. It's definitely a complete change of pace from her usual manner of 

attire. Black, rather (ahem) SHAPING bra with straps arrayed in an 'x' of the 

space underneath her collarbone, sloping over bare shoulders to a similar lower 

x in the back, a slim midriff left completely bare and curving into a 

nearly-too-short v-cut pair of leather shorts, slim bare legs down to the 

kneehigh black boots. The poor girl is sooooo red. She has her eyes closed when 

she steps out, and mutters something about, 'Don't laugh'.

>Cloud doesn't laugh. He'd have to be breathing to laugh. 

"..........................."

>Xelloss is.. clam... stable.... not going to crack up. "Ah.. it's very well 

assembled, Utena-chan. You have a good eye for, um, the cut of fabrics."

>Cloud meanders over to the changing room, trying his hardest NOT to look at 

Utena.

>Utena shoots Xell a daggered look. She crosses her bare arms over her small 

(but, with this thing, pretty hefty looking) chest and glowers miserably. "..." 

Imitating Cloud for a moment in sullen silence, "I suppose you're going to tell 

me that I need to cut my hair off or something..."

>Xelloss says, "No, no! Your hair is just fine. You'll simply need to add this."

>Xelloss offers Utena one of those keen spiked collars. n.n

>Cloud nearly falls over.

>Xelloss says, "They're in fashion for girls of Evilania right now. n.n;"

>Utena DOES fall over. *WHAM*

>Xelloss ^_^; "Utena-chan?"

>Utena jumps back to her feet... "YOU .... YOU.....!" *splutter* She snatches 

the thing... "Dammit." She pulls her long hair back, piling it on top of her 

head with slender arms raised. "Fine, fine... put it on me before I change my 

mind."

>Cloud slips into the dressing room. This should be a riot.

>Xelloss fwipfwipfwips quickly before she CAN change her mind, and snip! It's 

on. "There. n.n;"


Cloud(#573PB$)





 

-=O=- - - - - - -=- Look! It's evil Cloud! -=- - - - - -=O=- 

 A chill... something wells up in you as you look upon this man. Whatever it 

was, it passes quickly, allowing you to focus in on the person. He's of average 

height, perhaps an inch under 6 feet. Certainly a warrior of some sort, from 

both dress and bearing, he isn't heavily muscled and bulky like many other 

mercenaries... rather, he's lean and wiry, long of limb, cutting a 

distinguished profile. As you look to his face, you are immediately drawn to 

the blond hair that frames it... 'mop' is probably as suitable a description as 

any, as it sticks out in every possible direction, adding several inches to his 

height. His features are rather delicate, not a blemish to be seen (indeed, he 

would almost qualify as 'bishonen', on the other side of the world... ), but 

his sky-blue eyes seem to glow with a cold, inner fire... maybe you're just 

imagining things. 

 His clothing is... quite unusual, to say the least. He has a trademark 'evil 

villain brand dark cloak' (tm). Looks high-quality too, it billows behind him 

dramatically in the wind and EVERYTHING. It even comes with a hood that comes 

up over his head, casting a shadow on his face, making him look... mysterious. 

Or something. Yeah. As if that weren't EVIL enough, he has a spiked leather 

bandolier type contraption strapped to his chest, on which his huge sword 

(which is evil enough as it is) is strapped to. Just for fun, he has black 

leather gloves with spiked knuckles. Boy this looks stupid. 

-=O=- = --- = --- = - -=-=O=-=- = --- = --- = -=O=-

Carrying: (Currency:  73 farthings)

Buster Sword(#585)


>Xelloss says, "Oh, easily done."

>Xelloss snaps his fingers, and Utena's hair is black and more curly. "Illusion 

spell." n.n

>Utena lets those very DISTINCTIVE pink tresses spill back down around her bare 

shoulders. Yikes. Good thing neither of you have that unfortunate nosebleed 

condition or there'd be problems. ^_-

>Cloud finally steps out of the booth, after a remarkably quick change. Hrmm. 

Take a look. As for nosebleeds, luckily Cloud doesn't worry about those. But he 

DOES stare.

>Xelloss ahs. "Good work, Cloud! You look finely evil. Well! Now, we can get a 

good night's rest and leave tomorrow."

>Xelloss ^_^

>Utena nods, and notes her previous pose came before Xell's, (OOC) then turns 

and glances at Cloud...

>Cloud says, rather meekly, "...... Will that be all?"

>Xelloss says, "For now, yes. When we're fresh and ready tomorrow, I'll 

transport you both to Evilania. Feel free to wear your lovely outfits home, 

though. n.n"

>Xelloss . o O ( ...I hope Utena doesn't realize I could have just expanded her 

hair illusion to be a costume illusion too. )

>Cloud is glad he lives in a tent. "......."

>Utena mutters something about, "At least -you- get a cloak.." She glares and 

goes to snatch one up anyway.. she is NOT walking around HERE like this... She 

hastily wraps away her body under the enveloping black cloak and -sighs- deeply.

>Xelloss says, "If it helps, Utena, I really, really appreciate this. n.n; And I 

owe you a favor."

>Xelloss tosses a small/medium sized bag of gold to Cloud. "And half your pay in 

advance." n.n

>Utena says, "Yeah... well. Get me out of this alive and in the same condition I 

started and I'll forgive you..."

>Cloud's mood seems a little bit improved by that. He's back to apathetic!

>Xelloss says, "Right, right. And either way, you have a cute little outfit to 

play with Akio-kun in! ^_^"

>Xelloss (OOC) cracks up.

>Utena definitely seems crankier now with this stuff on, so in that respect, the 

clothing does its work. She PUNCHES Xelloss in the arm again, not holding back. 

-.- "Dammit!"

>Cloud nearly falls over. Again.

>Xelloss hits a wall from the impact. @_@ "Wow. You're getting better at that."

>Utena hmphglowersnorts. "You're messing with the wrong girl.."

>Xelloss says, "...you know, a colleague of mine in the Mazoku once tried to 

scientifically prove that pissed off young girls are capable of far more 

strength than a grown man."

>Xelloss says, "He didn't survive his own experiment. n.n;"

>Cloud isn't messing. Really. He's just standing here looking EVIL! Think 

Sephy-chan would like this?

>Utena OOC tries to stop LAUGHING RL. Oh god, this is going to be one of THOSE 

plots... ^_^

>Hmm... black leather, metal armor in odd places, bits of skin exposed, lurking 

menace... yes, Sephy would dig it.

>Cloud (OOC) Indeed   n.n;

>Xelloss (OOC) is shamelessly plagarizing himself for the ideas, of course. ^_^;

>Cloud (OOC) Still.... 'Evilania'?   n.n

>Utena OOC nods...  n.n

>Xelloss says, "(OOC) See also : Slayers Reflect #6, 'Fear and Loathing in 

Evilania'"

>Cloud (OOC) Oh yes.     n.n;    o.o;

>Xelloss asks, "So! Anybody want to get a drink or some dinner?"

>Cloud says, "........................................"

>Xelloss says, "You're all on my payroll now. n.n"

>Xelloss says, "I'll provide."

>Cloud (OOC) would, but he has to go eat, and can't stop LAUGHING in RL   n.n;

>Utena mutters something about crawling under a rock...

>Xelloss puts a little stone on Utena-chan's head. n.n "There."

>Utena turns red. Very red. Remember that experiment you just mentioned? You're 

about to live its conclusions yourself....

>Cloud asks a relatively pertinent question. Surprisingly. ".... Where and when 

will we meet?"

>Xelloss says, "....butmaybeweshouldgonow... ah, I'll come fetch you tomorrow at 

an undisclosed time wherever you are. It's easier."

>Cloud nods, and slips out. Before this gets any worse.

>Utena OOC waves to you guys... bwahahah.



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