Snow Mountain Lodge
This is the Snow Mountain Lodge, the one place where to stay while enjoying the
winter pleasures of the mountain. This rustic building's walls are made of dark
wood planks with the odd red brick pillar mixed in. The lobby is two stories
high, warm and comfortable with a central fireplace surrounded by benches for
socializing. The proprietress, an elderly little lady, smiles as she walks around
the benches and offers cups of hot chocolate. The south wing houses the guest
chambers, another door indicates the access to the hot springs, or you can go to
the solarium to enjoy the weather without its rigors.
[Exits : [H]ot springs, [G]uest wing, [S]olarium, and [O]utside ]
[Players : Ukyou, and Roland ]
[Sleepers: Tasuki, Misato-chan(Pup), Rin, Ryouga, Celes, Natsuki, and Locke ]
[Things : None ]
>Rei walks out of the guest wing. He wasn't reclining in front of the fireplace
for once. Go figure.
>Roland blinks..and waves. o.o
>Ukyou-kun _is_ reclining in front of the fireplace, for once...
>Rei waves. Just ignore the neko-kun 'n.n' He marches over to the other side of
the room, to grab himself a mug or five of hot cocoa
>Roland decides to ask Ukyou anyway, "What was try to earlier say?" ^_^;
>Ukyou-kun says, "Nuthin' important... Just a joke." 9.9;
>Rei . o O ( Oh yeah, that's that guy who's retarded or something. '9.9' )
>Roland says, "Ah..was joke.." n.n
>Rei walks back over, juggling four cups of cocoa. Well, not literally, but it's
still interesting how he manages to hold them all.
>Roland says, "Make funny joke..about me being girl.." x.x
>Ukyou-kun decides not to go on the defensive, o.- "And what's wrong with bein'
a girl?" spoken slowly... Of course Ukyou forgot he's a guy right now.
>Roland blinks at Ukyou-kun..and errs, "No wrong...I guess.." o_o; -gulp- . o O (
Okay.. x.x )
>Ukyou-kun nods, -.-
>Roland says, "You protecting women..very..very... ..*nightly*."
>Rei asks, trying to break this up, "Um... cocoa, either of you?" 'n.n';
>Ukyou-kun o_O "Whatcha talkin' abo..." u.u "Oh, right..."
>Ukyou-kun n.n; "Yyyeaah! I could go for one! Thanks sugar."
>Roland o.o . o O ( As close as I could come to knightly.. ) "Oh..hai..arigatou
gozaimasu..Neko-san."
>Rei is Rei, but he won't correct you. He holds a cup out, then looks at Roland.
"And you?"
>Rei hands one to him, as well. That leaves two for Rei! Wai!
>Ukyou-kun . o O ( Yay, I'm the knight with the shining spatula now... uuuuh!
-_- I wish I had HALF the luck with guys that I do with girls )
>Roland remarks openly..not recognizing Ukyou like this, "I not good Japanese
at..is trying learn for cute girl."
>Roland
-
Before you is the epitome of gaijin-ness, following the stereotype almost to a
T..except this one doesn't just speak bad Japanese, he doesn't have a clue on any
of it. Of course, this isn't obvious at a glance, but you'll find out soon
enough; It's still fairly blatant, his origins. Even though he looks the same as
any other anime character, it's plain as the nose on his face that he's a
foreigner from his looks.
He has golden blonde hair, buzzed on the sides and in back, and forming a curly
bowl-cut on top. Fairly large and expressive eyes are a median blue in colour,
also a testament to his alienation (Nevermind the fact that some anime characters
have them, too. n.n;). This American sports a loud and obnoxious costume,
indeed..a grey muscle shirt (Though he has no muscles to speak of, so it's fairly
loose. ^.^;), exposing his torso shockingly, and a pair of equally obscene denim
shorts..ragged along the edges, indicating they might have once been a decent
pair of jeans, but no more. They lead down his toned and tanned legs into a pair
of heavily-worn sneakers.
He -seems- harmless enough, however..probably because he is.
Carrying:
>Roland says, "So apologize for much bad talking." ^_^;
>Ukyou-kun was sipping his tea, chokes a bit, almost *cough*cough*
>Rei shrugs. "Whatever." It would appear that Rei has inserted himself into this
conversation 'c.c'
>Ukyou-kun HRMS, clearing that, x.x then -.o at Roland, "Issat so? And
whaddya wanna do with the 'cute girl' ?"
>Roland blinks at Ukyou, "Daijobou?" o.o;
>Ukyou-kun n.n "Hm-hmm?"
>Roland says, "Cute girl, very nice person..I also nice..not pervert. Just want
take on nice dates..will try find job to buy nice things." o.o;
>Ukyou-kun sweatdrops . o O ( Not hentai... I guess one learns that word fast
'round here )
>Rei takes a sip of his cocoa. One of those rude, slupring sips. Y'know the type.
>Roland says, "But girl not like me, since no Japanese speak. So is learn." n.n;
>Roland doesn't blink at the slurp..not one little bit. n.n
>Ukyou-kun o_o; "Huh-huh..."
>Roland pikus, "Something wrong is being?"
>Rei . o O ( Bah, foreigners 'u.u' Wait, I'm a foreigner 'o.-' )
>Ukyou-kun O.o "You gonna date a girl even though you gotta get back home
sometime? I mean, it's not like anythin's gonna _last_."
>Roland crosses his arms, "No way get home, without go through
customs..get..get... ...rested." x.x
>Ukyou-kun blinks, "Huh?"
>Roland says, "Visa expire long ago.." o.o; "..is up here hiding.."
>Rei blinks. "Oh, I get it! He's a crook!"
>Roland gives a 'V' sign, "I am not a crook.." -.-
>Rei can sympathise with that. 'n.n' "And what's a 'Visa'?"
>Ukyou-kun o_o; "Sweeell... A crook's tryin' to date m... my sister!"
>Roland blinks..
>Rei turns to Ukyou. "You have a sister?"
>Roland says, "Noooo..is not bad person.. x.x ..is just lost in Japan..and afraid
if get caught..get put in..jelly."
>Ukyou-kun n.n; "Why, course I do!" and pulls his tongue out cutely. ^,^;
>Roland sighs softly..
>Roland . o O ( Well now..the world's against me. -.- Bummer. )
>Ukyou-kun decides to press his luck about the sister thing, n.n; "_twin_
sister."
>Roland blinks at that..peering closely at Ukyou.. "Do look like cute girl.."
>Roland says, "What your name?" o.o
>Ukyou-kun 9.9 "Jee, I wonder wh..." o.o; "My name?"
>Roland nods. n.n "Girls' name, Ukyou..what yours?"
>Rei just sips his hot cocoa. Then he blinks, finally catching on. He thinks.
>Ukyou-kun just _has_ to spit out the first thing that comes to mind, "Yukyo!"
n.n;
>Ukyou-kun . o O ( Crap, couldn't pull the Ukyou/Ucchan bit on him. )
>Roland nods, "Pleased to meet Yukyo." ^_^
>Ukyou
Ukyou-kun is a moderately tall and thin student of Furinkan High it seems. His
brown hair is cut short in front of his head, looking a bit puffy but kept in
place in back as it is tied in a long ponytail. His eyes are wide, blue-grey and
quite expressive, when he speaks, it is with a notable Kyoto accent. Although his
voice isn't really deep it is excusable, he's just a boy ne? The uniform is
comprised of a dull blue vest and matching pants, but atop it he wears a yellow
bandolier that holds several spatulas and that allows him to strap a much larger
spatula in his back.
Carrying:
Giant spatula, and Gold Coin Pendant
>Roland says, "Brother of Ukyou. n.n"
>Rei scratches his head . o O ( Wasn't she trying to be all feminine just like
a week or two ago? )
>Roland says, "I wish Yukyo's sister like me..but guess things go one-way."
>Roland looks to Rei, "Something confuse?" n.n;
>Rei hmms? He has enough sense to know that Ukyou's up to something. "Nothing,
really." 'n.n';
>Ukyou-kun crosses his arms behind his head, o.o; "Well, I'd say maybe
y'shouldn't give up yet, what you expected her to love you just like that?" . o
O ( What the hell am I saying?!? x.x )
>Ukyou-kun shakes his head, n.n; "Well, nevermind that... I mean, if you dated
her and got in trouble, you'd be no better off, right?"
>Roland hrms.. "Well..you right..I guess could keep trying.." He gives a
smile..then blinks..
>Roland says, "Wise author once wrote..was better to love and lose, than never
love at all."
>Rei sweatdrops. He's spouting poetry now. Keen.
>Roland n.n; at Rei.
>Ukyou-kun crosses his arms, -.- "Why bother lovin' if you're sure you gonna lose
him anyway?"
>Roland says, "Why so sure? Has stayed here whole year without getting
caught..and Japan is big place..is like looking for beetle in haystack."
>Rei comments, "Needle?"
>Roland sweatbeads, "Needle." n.n;
>Rei looks smug.
>Ukyou-kun chuckles at that... n.n
>Roland says, "And if stay here long enough..they stop looking.."
>Ukyou-kun o.o; "Wha? You wanna _live_ here?"
>Roland says, "Why not?" ^_^
>Rei didn't even know it was illegal to stay here without this 'visa'. But then
again, most police are more worried about his long string of thievery. And his
body, for that matter.
>Not to mention that 'Kraven the Hunter' guy...
>Roland hasn't taken into account that ever since these vortexes started spewing
out all sorts of aliens and foreigners, noone's gonna slap him with jail time for
a visa. It's already a nightmare to try to regulate transdimensional
immigration.
>Rei leans back in his chair. Resort living is so much better than sleeping in a
tent. Especially during winter. 'n.n';
>Roland can't, of course, not knowing there is such a thing. n.n;
>Roland slumps slightly in his chair..
>Ukyou-kun o.o "Oy! Don't go sleepin' on me now!"
>Roland blinks..sitting up straight again. x.x
>Rei sits up suddenly. "Eh? I'm wide awake, really!"
>Ukyou-kun o.o; "Lemme get this straight, you wanna take the chance to live here,
find a job... All 'cause you like a girl?!?"
>Roland scratches his head, "Yes?" ^.^;
>Rei says, cheerfully, "Hey, it's as good a reason as any, right?"
>Ukyou-kun O_o; at Rei, "Right... and what's _your_ excuse to stick around?"
>Roland . o O ( I couldn't understand all that..but.. n.n; )
>Rei blinks. "Er... because I don't have a clue how to get back?"
>Ukyou-kun hmms, "Kinda lame, but it's a reason." then he looks oddly at Roland
again o.O;
>Roland blinks..
>Rei sweatdrops. "Wasn't exactly a choice, after all..." He chuckles, then hangs
his head, and sighs.
>Roland says, "Roland want something in life to go right for a change..that being
so wrong?" -.-
>Rei didn't take your wallet. That's good, right?
>Ukyou-kun n.n; "No! 'course not! Who said otherwise? ehehh.."
>Roland doesn't have all that much to take. n.n;
>Roland says, "Yukyo trying to convince me sister not worth it..sound like." o.o;
>Ukyou-kun groans inwardly c.c; . o O ( Great, now I feel bad 'bout tellin' him I
got a fiance )
>Roland will just have to master Anything Goes Martial Arts , to prove himself more worthy.
>Anything goes martial arts volleyball?
>Ukyou-kun says, "Well gee, if you're sure, don't let me stop you..." -.-;
>Anything goes martial arts plumbing?
>Roland smiles, "Arigatou."
>No way...grape smashing.
>Ukyou-kun (OOC) Don't laugh Rei, one of the first things I did when I got on
this here muck was to organize an anything-goes ping-pong tournament. n.n
>Rei sweatdrops . o O ( Oh, I see! He has the hots for Ukyou! ... ... ... Geez.
)
>Roland (OOC) remembers that. n.n
>Rei (OOC) was going to suggest that next n.n;
>Ukyou-kun (OOC) regular choice of balls: 10-pound ball, wire-net launcher, smoke
bomb (all bowling-ball sized)
>Ukyou-kun (OOC) Either that or make your own... n.n I used flour bombs and
batter balls.
>Kodachi arrives from the south wing.
>Death looks at Ukyou as she enters. "Still in 'male mode' I see. No date yet?"
>Roland (OOC) says, "The ones with the B-B's inside were my favourite. n.n"
>Roland blinks..
>Roland asks, "Male mode?"
>Ukyou-kun o.o; at Death, "Glp."
>Ukyou-kun shakes his hands in a 'nonono' way at 'dachi. o.o;
>Rei sweatdrops. "Eh?" At least Rei had enough sense to keep it a secret.
Hopefully, Roland is as thick as he first appeared.
>Roland looks confusedly at Ukyou.. o.o;
>Ukyou-kun doesn't show that movement to Rolaaand... n.n;;;;;
>Death looks from Roland to Ukyou, and smiles.. "He's.. waiting for 'mail' from a
girl.. 'mail mode'. Being so close to Valentine's day, and all.."
>Death . o O ( Now you owe me, Kuonji. )
>Roland scratches the back of his head, "Ah..ahh..sou ka.." -sigh- "Roland gets
no mail.." o.o
>Rei . o O ( This won't be pretty. 'n.n'; )
>Ukyou-kun o_o; . o O ( That's the lamest... I'll be damned if it work... it
WORKED?!? )
>Roland is thick, and doesn't exactly have the best grip of this language yet.
Lucky. n.n;
>Rei finally found someone more gullible thn Momo. 'n.n'
>Ukyou-kun pfews inwardly, and adjusts his collar... n.n;
>Death sits on the arm of the chair by Ukyou (assuming he's in a chair..) and
pats him on the shoulder. "Maybe if you cut that hair of yours, girls would think
you were more masculine and sexy, mm?" ^_^
>Roland rubs the back of his head.. o.o; He understands a few of those words..
>Ukyou-kun glowers, eyes going half-circles and dark, and add a battle aura to
that -.-
>Death is all smiles.
>Rei is ready to dodge if need be 'n.n';
>Ukyou-kun mutters between his teeth, "I am -not- cuttin' my hair."
>Death says, "It was merely a suggestion." *amused smirk*
>Ukyou-kun crosses his arms and hmpfs! "Who needs girls anyway." -.- making an
okay impression of 'uninterested Ranma'
>Death says, "So... as I understood it, you were going to ask a young lady out...
What became of that?"
>Rei blinks. "Hey, hey, lay off Uky... er, Yukyo there."
>Roland scratches his shoulder..looking confused at all this.. o.o;
>Rei is confused too, but has at least a slight clue.
>Ukyou-kun 9.9; "*Hrm* Well... Err... that's... ehh..." c.c;;
>Death asks, "Yeees?"
>Roland might be able to pass for a girl..if he had long hair..and a chest.. n.n
>Rei might be able to pass for a housepet. A big housepet.
>Ukyou-kun (OOC) I wish I knew pig latin, I'd use it now... o.o;
>Death (OOC) says, "I-ay oh-nay ig-pay atin-lay. ^_^"
>Roland (OOC) says, "illy-ray? n.n"
>Death (OOC) exclaims, "ep-yay!"
>Rei (OOC) hut-say up-say 'u.u'; 'o.-'
>Roland (OOC) says, "Ugoi-say.. o.o"
>Death (OOC) says, "Learned it from a little black pig. n.n"
>Rei (OOC) Loses it's effect when you typo as much as I do o.o;
>Ukyou-kun x.x; at Kodachi, "Mind askin' that in private?"
>Roland n.n;
>Ukyou-kun (OOC) I still don't see how to say 'Achika' in pig latin... n.n;
>Death says, "Whatever for? Are we keeping secrets? Ohh.. I'll bet it's a secret
crush! Your secret will be safe with me, naturally. All right then, I suppose it
can wait a few minutes.."
>Ukyou-kun uuuhs! *o_o*
>Death (OOC) says, "Achika would just be Achika-ay."
>Death says, "See that blush? He must be in love with some lucky girl.. ^_-"
>Roland n.n;
>Rei just sweatdrops. "Hoo-boy." 'n.n';
>Ukyou-kun exclaims, "am NOT!"
>Ukyou-kun sizzles with a nice red... x.x
>Roland sighs..slulping down in his seat SDly.. o O ( Do we have to keep on this
subject? x.x )
>Death asks, "Oh my... then.. do you like BOYS? o.o Hentai desu ka?"
>Death is loving this. ^_^
>Roland scoots his seat away from Ukyou.. o.o;
>Rei moves to a seat a -little- farther away from you two. For his own health and
well-being.
>Ukyou-kun glowers... then resumes the 'uninterested guy' routine. -.- "I don't
care, y'got it?"
>Death says, "Soooou desu.." o.o She looks at Ukyou as if she thinks he's a gay
boy, her eyes wide..
>Ukyou-kun decides to try a clumsy spike himself. -.- "Who're you callin' Hentai,
I heard _you_ been tryin' to date my _sister_ Ukyou... heh, as if."
>Death . o O ( All right, you don't owe me. ^_^ This is ample payment for
covering up for you.. ho ho ho.. )
>Roland blinks..
>Roland says, "..Competition.. -sigh- .."
>Death says, "Moi? Nonsense."
>Ukyou-kun says, "Hu-huh, like I'm gonna believe you above my own dear twin
sister."
>Ukyou-kun . o O ( Damn that sounds weird... )
>Rei stays out of this conversation, ayup. He glances at Roland, and smiles
warily 'n.n'; (Erp, fangs)
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