Odin Street Church: Sanctuary(#1639RA)
The tall stained glass windows of the old building flood the room with a dusty
light. Your ears hear every creak and bend as you step across the old wooden
floor. This once joyous place of worship has long since fallen into a state of
disrepair, yet through the dirt and the cobwebs the atmosphere remains bright
and comforting. A portion of the wooden floor is even broken away, revealing a
patch of wild flowers growing in the center of the room.
[Exits : (B)ack room, and (O)ut ]
[Players : Urd, Banpei-kun, Cloud, Yuffie, Lyrae, Derek, and Skuld ]
[Sleepers: Belldandy ]
[Things : None ]
>Lyrae just sits by Derek then, and sweatbeads at Banpei/Skuld and Yuffie,
"Really now that's enough!"
>Ryan wanders in. "Hey hey! I got Chinese!"
>Yuffie grrrrs at Skuld. "No, you're flat as a two-by-four!" She glances at
Banpei, then GRRRS! "Shaddap you stupid robot!" >.<
>Ryan stops in his tracks O.o;
>Lyrae gets to her feet, looking a bit annoyed, "Yuffie!"
>Urd blinks. "Aw crap. Skuld, didja have to activate Mister Nuts and Bolts?
We've got enough trouble already."
>Skuld says, "Banpei is not stupid, he's a genius."
>Derek blinks, his eyes snapping open. He sits up and glares at Urd, "You...your
cursed potion..." -_-
>Ryan . o O ( ... I don't WANT to know. )
>Skuld biiiidahs Yuffie, giggling to herself.
>Banpei-kun RX hops over to Urd, and gives her a giftwrapped bottle of sake.
"Souvenier from trip to come here." :D
>Lyrae blinks and looks towards the door, all sunshine and cheer again, "Hello
Ryan ^_^"
>Urd blinks at Derek. "Eh?"
>Lyrae walks towards Ryan and baps Skuld on the back of the head as she passes
her, ditto Yuffie.
>Skuld says, "Ow!" ;.;
>Banpei-kun RX's eyes go red. "Physical danger to Skuld. Threat assessed.
Terminate."
>Urd says, "Woah, hey Banpei, thanks.. I'm gonna take back some of the things
I've said about you."
>Ryan digs through the bag, ignoring the crazy people. "We got Won-Ton, Moo goo
gai pan, fried rice, sweet and sour pork..."
>Urd examines the sake bottle..
>Yuffie ows! "Hey! What was that for?" 0.0
>'Honest Al's Cheap But Good Sake!'
>Skuld says, "We're just stating facts here. o.o"
>Urd frowns.
>Urd says, "Rotgut."
>Banpei-kun RX gets out a large cannon, and aims at Lyrae..
>Yuffie growls, then LEAPS at Banpei! "DIE!" @_@
>Skuld says, "Aa! Banpei, no! @.@"
>Ryan blinks O.O;
>Lyrae oohs at Ryan, totally oblivious to Banpei, "That's great ^_^"
>Banpei-kun RX gets pounced. @_@
>Urd looks up.. "Ara.."
>Ryan just kinda... stands there.
>Skuld says, "Hey! Don't break him!" puncing at Yuffie
>Banpei-kun RX gets dogpiled. x.x
>Yuffie tries to shove some concussion grenades down Banpei's kinks. >.< "Call
ME flat chested, eh?!" @_@
>l banpei
Banpei-kun
Aww, what a cute little robot. It's mostly spherical, with stick
like arms and legs, and a cute little hat and a cute little staff
and a cute little smile. It likes to smile a lot. Lots. It's smiling
right now. It's smiling right AT YOU. It's staring right at you.
And it's smiling. And it won't stop! Oh, god, it's not going to stop
smiling! This monster is inhuman! It feels no pain! It cannot
be reasoned with! AND IT WILL! NOT! STOP! SMILING! EVER!!!
:D
He also has a small trademark embossed on the back of his head
reading 'Property of Skuld-chan.'
Carrying:
>Urd says, "Wuh-oh."
>Derek gets to his feet and walks over to Urd, still holding his head with one
hand -_-
>Urd looks back at Derek as he approacheth. "Nani?"
>Lyrae places a hand against her forehead, her eyes glowing dull green briefly.
o O ( This is getting out of HAND)
>Skuld exclaims, "Banpei, defensive program!"
>Ryan raises a hand, asking the air, "What's going on?" O.O;
>Lyrae looks over her shoulder at Ryan (glowglow), "I hvent' the foggiest."
>Banpei-kun RX Pops! into a more battle ready form, with cool looking missile
turrets and stuff. "Defensive mode engaged." He stands up, despite two girls on
him.
>Skuld trys to put Yuffie in headlock, "Get off of him, right now!" >.<
>Skuld blinks o.o
>Skuld says, "Oops...I forgot to tone down the specs..."
>Yuffie urks at Skuld, the various explosives in her pockets slipping out and
scattering across the floor...
>Urd o.o
>Banpei-kun RX targets Yuffie. "Step away from the goddess. You have twenty
seconds to comply--" and gets knocked over when a few bombs go off near him. x.x
>Urd holds a palm forward, casting a hemispherical shiled that blocks her from
being blasted as bombs go off. o.o
>Skuld eeks! @.@
>Ryan's ponytail stands out backwards as dust and smoke and blasts of air pass
him. "..."
>Lyrae scowls and raises her hand, a materia glowing on her bracelet as she
points at Yuffie, "Stop!" then dittos to Skuld and Banpei.
>Urd shouts over the hum from her pinkish translucent forcefield, "Skuld! Your
bag of bolts is gonna blow up the building!"
>Skuld blinks, smoking a bit from the blasts.
>Banpei-kun RX's legs wobble uselessly, knocked on his back. All the munitions
made him too topheavy. "Embarassment mode on."
>Yuffie freezes, with her arms latched about Banpei. x.x
>Lyrae narrows her eyes, which, incidentally, are still glowing as she lowers
her hand. "...."
>Skuld glances at Yuffie, "....we're in trouble...."
>Derek suddenly forces a smile, although a very pained one, and looks at Urd,
"The ah, potion you gave me...well, right now it's making my head feel like
it's about to explode!" At the end of his sentence, his voice jumps to a yell
and he scowls again -_-
>Lyrae walks towards Skuld and Yuffie, crossing her arms, her eyes flickering
slightly as she frowns. "...."
>Urd sideglances at Derek and sweatdrops with a silly grin, her forcefield
dropping as her concentration shatters.. "Ah.. .ah..hahahaha.." ^^;
>Yuffie was stopped. n.n
>Urd puts a hand to her head.. "Gee, did I do that?"
>Skuld taptaps Banpei, she and Yuffie still laying on him.
>Skuld says, "Banpei, escape mode." >.>
>Lyrae glances from the stopped Yuffie towards Skuld and Banpei. Not Happy(tm)
>Banpei-kun RX pops! into a bicycle form. "Escape mode activated."
>Ryan sweatdrops . o O ( Why me? )
>Banpei-kun RX is a happy smiling bike! :D
>Derek grabs for the end of a pew to steady himself. He really doesn't look too
well right now..
>Skuld O.O; at Lyrae, "Autopedal! She;'s gonna get us!"
>Urd looks at Derek.. "Hey.. steady there, big fella.. You sure this is from me?
Kim didn't have a problem."
>Banpei-kun RX exclaims, "Right!"
>Banpei-kun RX takes off... without Skuld.
>Banpei-kun leaves the building, stepping outside.
>Banpei-kun has left.
>Skuld o.o
>Lyrae (OOC) LOL even
>Skuld says, "Banpei!!!"
>Lyrae looks at Skuld.
>Yuffie thought she had her arms latched around Banpei. o.o;
>Skuld looks up at Lyrae from the floor. n.n;;
>Lyrae (OOC) oohs, Yuffie'd get dragged off then ne?
>( Banpei pulled a transformer thing, so you could have lost grip theoretically.
:) )
>Ryan rubs the back of his neck ^^;;;;;
>Ryan asks, "Ah... so... anyone up for Chinese?"
>Derek holds his head, "Well, from what I know, Kim's not like me, Urd..
Rrrrrgh.."
>Lyrae does not n.n;; back. She just frowns down at Skuld, arms crossed, foot
tapping, eyes glowing faintly.
>Yuffie is lying on the ground, her arms in a loop, frozen.
>Urd knits her brow.. "Ano na.. This shouldn't happen. You ARE human, aren't
you?"
>Urd moves up beside Derek.
>Skuld says, "....uh..." n.n;;
>Ryan quietly takes a seat on one of the pews. More cover there.
>Skuld points at Yuffie, "She started it!" o.o
>Lyrae looks at Skuld, her foot still tapping as her eyes narrow a bit more.
>Banpei-kun steps into the building off the street.
>Banpei-kun has arrived.
>Banpei-kun RX peeks back in. "Error in escape detected?" n.n;
>Derek nods..barely, "Yeah, I'm human, Urd.."
>Skuld says, "uh...." o.o
>Cloud stirs from the stupified stupor he was in. "..."
>Urd says, "Well then, I don't get it. Did you drink much last night? Maybe you
just have a hangover."
>Skuld says, "Want some...ice cream?..." holding up a half eaten cup of vanilla.
n.n;;
>Lyrae kneels in front of Skuld.
>Skuld o.o;; leaning back from Lyrae
>Urd asks, "Or it could be a brainfreeze, Derek. Have you eaten a slurpee?"
>Lyrae mumbles, "..... listen to ..... ..... you ..... ..... ....." to
Skuld.
>Lyrae mumbles, "..... ..... ..... how ..... ..... ..... heaven .....
frankly .. ..... ..... ..... .. ..... I will *NOT* tolerate .....
..... ..... ..... destroying ..... HOME .. ..... ..... clear .. ..
..... .." to Skuld.
>Skuld nods o.o;;;;;
>Skuld meeps, answering in a whisper, "...h-h-hai...." o.o;;;
>Banpei-kun RX detects Scolding, and wisely stays in the background. n.n;
>Lyrae mumbles, "Good .. ..... the ..... again and I ..... evict .....
.. ..... ..... don't ..... ..... you *ARE* a goddess .." to Skuld.
>Skuld says, "....sorry?...." ;.;
>Ryan didn't hear all that, but he knows it wasn't good o.o;
>Lyrae blinks, her eyes fading as she stands, rubbing her head and abruptly
smiling brightly, "Just so long as we understand one another."
>Derek opens his eyes to stare coldly at Urd, "I haven't had anything to drink
since your potion.."
>Urd sidles up behind Skuld.
>Urd mumbles, "..... ..... in trooouble .. .. ....." to Skuld.
>Skuld nods, backing away a bit more at the smile. o.o;;;
>Urd sidles away again.. ^_^
>Skuld. o O (Hidoi...)
>Skuld looks at Urd, GLARING
>Banpei-kun RX offers Skuld a hanky.
>Yuffie springs to her feet as the stop spell ends, GLARING at Skuld. =.=
>Lyrae glances over at Urd with a disgusted look, then looks back at Skuld.
>Lyrae snaps her gaze to Yuffie next.
>Skuld accepts the hankey, blowing her nose.
>Ryan . o O ( Maybe this was a bad time to bring dinner O.o; )
>Urd looks at Derek. "Have a glass of water. You're probably just dehydrated if
you've had nothing to drink in 24 hours."
>Banpei-kun RX takes the hanky and puts it into a biohazard container.
>Skuld crawls over to Banpei
>Skuld mumbles, "..... strategies .. .. .. ..... get her back yet .."
to Banpei-kun.
>Lyrae watches Yuffie silently. "...."
>Skuld glances at Yuffie
>Skuld looks up at Lyrae. o.o;
>Lyrae's gaze slides towards Skuld.
>Lyrae quietly says, "..."
>Skuld mumbles, "Outside .. of course .. .. .." to Banpei-kun.
>Derek asks, "I already HAD water, Urd. You're SURE that damn thing didn't have
any side effects?"
>Banpei-kun RX nodnodnodnodnod.
>Skuld n.n;;
>Lyrae hides a grin at Skuld, glancing back to Yuffie.
>Ryan starts eating the food, since no one else wants to n.n;;
>Urd says, "Well... yeah. Of course I'm sure. Maybe you're coming down with
something."
>Skuld phews n.n;
>Skuld sticks her tounge out at Yuffie. n.n
>Yuffie darts out a hand to grab Skuld's tongue. o.o
>Lyrae steps forward, gritting her teeth.
>Urd looks pretty serious. She seems to believe her potion couldn't cause this.
>Skuld says, "Aaa!" @.@
>Lyrae reaches for Skuld's ear, then Yuffie's.
>Ryan . o O ( Everyone here is crazy except me... ^^;;; )
>Skuld says, "Itai!" x.@
>Yuffie yanks on Skuld's tongue even as her ear is grabbed. "Take it back!" 0.0
>Lyrae pinches both their ears. *HARD*
>Urd exclaims, "Children, behave!"
>Lyrae quietly says, "I *warned* you didn't I? If you're going to do this, *GET
OUT*."
>Banpei-kun RX hmms. "Threat assessment = 0%."
>Skuld exclaims, "Uh uh!"
>Cloud says, "... ... ..." Things were so much less... chaotic in SOLDIER.
>Lyrae quietly says, "Are you going to behave yourself in my home? -.-"
>Urd says, "Excuse me a minute, Derek."
>Skuld grabs Yuffie's nose as she gets pinched. x.@!
>Urd walks toward Skuld.
>Belldandy has connected.
>Skuld says, "Uuu....." her tounge still being held by Yuffie
>Skuld oocly meeps! O.O
>Yuffie winces as her ear's pinched, but doesn't let go of the tongue. She just
tugs harder as Skuld pinches her nose. x.x "Dake id bag!"
>Lyrae twitches slightly at Skuld, her eyes brightening again.
>Ryan sits in the back, eating chinese, while everyone quarrels up front.
>Urd WAPS Skuld on the head with an open palm. "Quit it!"
>Lyrae abruptly lets go of Skuld as Urd waps her, narrowing her eyes silently.
>Skuld says, "Ooo!" letting go of Yuffie
>Belldandy sits up and yawns, politely covering her mouth with her hand. Her
expression shifts quickly to puzzlement as she looks around, "Oh my." o.o;
>Skuld rubs her ear x.x
>Cloud says, "(OOC) Yayyyyyyyyyyyyy! Bell! *_*"
>Derek (OOC) points, "Yay! Damage Control is here!"
>Skuld oocly hides >.>
>Yuffie tugs harder on Skuld's tongue while both her ear and nose are pinched.
x.x "I dade dak id bag!"
>Banpei-kun RX taptaps Skuld's shoulder.
>Skuld looks at Banpei x.x
>Banpei-kun RX points at Belldandy. ^_^
>Skuld looks at Belldandy
>Urd swats a hand at Yuffie's wrist. "You too! Let go of her."
>Skuld O.O;;;
>Lyrae places a hand against her forehead, wincing as she abruptly turns,
gritting her teeth, and stalks out of the church without another word.
>Ryan (OOC) We're saved! ... Want some chinese, Bell-sama?
>Skuld bites Yuffie's hand >.<
>Belldandy stands up, straightens her skirt, and walks over into the midst of
all the chaos.
>Urd puts a hand on each girl's shoulder, trying to push Skuld and Yuffie apart.
>Yuffie OWS, letting go of Skuld's tongue. x.x
>Skuld retreats! running back to her computer o.o;;;
>Derek groans and starts walking after Lyrae, "..."
>Banpei-kun RX follows Skuld like an oversized metal humanoid puppydog. :D
>Urd casts a glance at each of the girls.. Scowlscowl.
>Yuffie grabs her hand, holding it, looking VERY angry. She lets out a frantic
shout, then reaches into her pocket and grabs a handful of gray marbles, all
that she has left in her current possession, then THROWS them into the air! >.<
>Ryan eeps O.o;
>Skuld says, "Banpei, catch!" pointing at the marbles
>Banpei-kun RX shoots out a forcefeild, snagging and containing the bombs!
>Banpei-kun RX ^_^
>Urd looks up at the marbles as they fly up... she just looks at them.. "Nani?"
>Banpei-kun RX asks, "What should I do with them?"
>Skuld typetypes as if nothing happend o.o;;
>Lyrae steps back into the room a moment later, and walks right up to Yuffie,
tapping her on the shoulder.
>Skuld says, "Uh...give them back? >.>"
>Belldandy lets out a soft surprised sound as Derek almost walks into her and
she catches him, "Derek? What's wrong, you look terrible." o.o;
>Banpei-kun RX dumps them on Urd.
>Banpei-kun RX says, "Oh. Sorry. Delay of processing verbal directive. n.n;"
>Yuffie blinkblinks as nothing happens, then turns to Lyrae. "... um... hai?" o.o
>Urd holds them and looks at them. "What are these?"
>Lyrae grabs for the front of Yuffie's shirt -.-
>*boom* *bam* *boom*
>Yuffie gets her shirt grabbed. 0.0 "Urk!"
>Derek winces and grabs his head, "Urd's potion..urgh.." -_-
>Urd is enveloped in explosions and black smoke.
>Lyrae Picks Yuffie up off the floor and walks towards the bathroom -.-
>Urd is visible as the smoke lifts. She's all black with soot, except a pair of
huge eyes. *piku...piku...* Then she falls over with a loud report. Thud.
>Lyrae er, with one hand yet.
>Critical hit! 999 HP
>Lyrae (OOC) giggles
>Belldandy blinks, "Potion?" She looks over towards Urd and frowns a moment
before putting a hand on Derek's forehead, whispering something under her
breath. "There, I hope you feel better soon." she says softly, helping him
stand up straight somewhat.
>Yuffie is carried away, looking very surprised at Lyrae's strength. O_O
>Skuld typetypetypes o.o;;;
>Skuld didn't do anything. Nope. She's a good girl.
>Banpei-kun RX takes out a red pen and underlines a mispelled word with a
squiggly line on the glass of Skuld's monitor.
>(He probably installed Word98 too.)
>Lyrae stalks, without a word, into the bathroom and drops Yuffie in
there..gently, then closes the door behind her *click* .. looks like she's
going to have a 'nice chat' with Yuffie..the sme kind that she had with Skuld.
n.n
>Skuld sweatdrops at Banpei
>Yuffie blinks at Lyrae. "What's wrong?" o.o
>Ryan sweatdrops. He stays very, very quiet, can't be a target that way n.n;;
>Banpei-kun RX ^_^ "I'm an assistant."
>Skuld says, "You can't mispell 000111001010101010"
>Banpei-kun RX says, "You left off a 1."
>Skuld says, "I did? o.o"
>Skuld blinks
>Banpei-kun RX nods.
>Skuld says, "Oh, yah."
>Lyrae leans against the closed door and takes a breath, closing her eyes.
>Lyrae mumbles, "..... a ..... .. .. ..... ..... ..... ..... .....
..... ..... behavior .. I brought ..... into ..... church .....
..... my ..... .. ..... ..... won't stand ..... ..... fighting and
nearly destroying ..... .. Demon .. ..... .. *OR* ..... .. not
..... ..... ..... ..... .." to Yuffie.
>Cloud (OOC) considers fleeing to the relative sanity that is Tifa's bar. u.u
>Ryan (OOC) Take me with you O.o;
>Urd does her impression of a charcoal briquette.
>Cloud sighs, looking over at Ryan from where he's sitting. "..."
>Banpei-kun RX holds a weenie on a stick over Urd. ^_^
>Derek blinks and holds onto the pew, looking a little better suddenly. He still
winces a little, but he can at least stay on his feet, "Uhm...thanks,
Belldandy. I think I'll..ah, lay down, just to make sure.."
>Yuffie points out to Lyrae, rather blatantly, not even bothering to conceal her
voice. "But her chest *is* flatter then mine." o.o
>Skuld erks! mistyping >.o
>Cloud mumbles, "... I think I need a drink." to Ryan.
>Cloud mumbles, ".. .. .. ..... think I need ..... ..... .." to Ryan.
>Ryan nods to Cloud
>Lyrae stares at Yuffie, and hisses, "I *DON'T* CARE!"
>You mumble, "Have some Chinese food, too" to Cloud.
>Ryan mumbles, "Have ..... ..... ..... .. too" to Cloud.
>Belldandy nods and then looks around. Next problem to take care of? Ah, yes,
there we go. She starts walking over to Urd, her hands clasped in front of her.
>Skuld gulps
>Skuld. o O (I hope we move out of here soon. That lady scares me.) o.o;;;
>Banpei-kun RX offers Belldandy a freshly cooked hot dog inna bun.
>Skuld. o O (She's worse than Marller.)
>Lyrae mumbles, "..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... .. *fine*
Just ..... ..... it ..... my HOME .. DO ..... ..... ..... .." to
Yuffie.
>Yuffie seems to shrink in on herself. "H-h-hai... I understand..." ;_;
>Urd smells like a Memorial Day cookout.
>Mmm... mesquite.
>Ryan just pops fried rice into his mouth. ^^;;
>Urd *twitch*..*twitch*...
>Lyrae unlocks the door and pushes it open, "*GOOD*." She takes a step back,
watching Yuffie with narrowed eyes as she waits for the girl to exit.
>Yuffie slowly walks out of the bathroom, her shoulders slumped. o.o
>Skuld glances over her shoulder at Yuffie o.o;
>Belldandy looks down and waves her hand, "No thank you, Banpei, I'm fine right
now." =)
>Skuld. o O (I feel sorry for her now...)
>Banpei-kun RX nods politely. ^_^
>Lyrae steps out of the bathroom, following Yuffie with her eyes still narrowed,
shoulders tense as she pauses by Skuld once more.
>Banpei-kun RX offers the UrdBQ hotdog to Skuld instead.
>Lyrae keeps her voice _PERFECTLY_ level.. somehow. "One more thing 'ladies'."
She says quietly..
>Belldandy stops in front of Urd, and casually reaches up to start dusting her
off while asking, "Urd? Why did you give Derek one of your potions? He was
rather sick a minute ago."
>Yuffie looks at Lyrae, blinking...
>Cloud stares at Ryan. ... and takes the chinese food.
>Belldandy stops and looks over at Lyrae, "Is something wrong?" Completely
innocent, really.
>Skuld looks at Lyrae slowly.
>Ryan hands Cloud some sweet and sour pork ^^
>Derek goes back to collapse on the pew he was resting in, for once not holding
his head..
>Cloud will just eat in silence amidst the chaos.
>Lyrae doesn't respond to Belldandy right away, her eyes narrowed as she looks
from Skuld to Yuffie, her tone clipped, "While you're in our home, I expect you
two to conduct yourselves CIVILLY. That means no biting, no kicking, no
clawing, no BOMBS, no *NOTHING*. If you're going to fight, _TAKE IT OUTSIDE_. A
church is no place for violence. Understand?"
>Belldandy blinks, "They were fighting?" o.o
>Banpei-kun RX says, "Metaphor lookup: Like cats in a sack."
>Yuffie nods at Lyrae, slowly. "... okay, Lyrae. I understand." She looks
back at Skuld. "Katanas, outside, in five minutes?" o.o
>Lyrae nods at Belldandy.
>Skuld says, "Yes mam..." o.o;;;
>Skuld nods to Yuffie
>Banpei-kun RX hands Skuld a replica of Murasame. n.n
>Ryan nods, even though he wasn't the one addressed o.o;
>Skuld asks, "Does it have the proper enhancements, Banpei?"
>Urd sits up... "Ooog.." -.-
>Yuffie looks around for a Katana. o_O "Oops."
>Banpei-kun RX says, "Hai. Daikatana modifications active."
>Cloud looks up at Lyrae from over a mouthful of moo goo gai pan.
>Belldandy puts a hand to her cheek as she looks at Skuld disapprovingly, "Oh
Skuld, why would you do that? And put that away, Banpei, there'll be no more
fighting -at all-."
>Banpei-kun RX snatches the sword away and hides it quick. n.n;
>Urd levels her gaze at Yuffie. -.-
>Lyrae lets out a heavy sigh, unaware of Cloud's look, or anyone else's for that
matter, muttering to herself as she skulks towards a bench.
>Yuffie doesnt' notice Urd's gaze as she sighs at Skuld. "... well... um...
guess we can't fight. =.= How about this, we say both are chests are the same
size and drop it?" o.o
>Urd then shakes her head.. She doesn't look fit for taking revenge right now.
>Derek says, "(OOC) Oooh, come sit with me, Ly-chan! ^^"
>Lyrae (OOC) grins at Derek ^_^
>Lyrae sits at Derek's bench, sighing softly again.
>Urd looks up at Belldandy. "Did you say something?"
>Belldandy blinks again, "Chests?" o.o Giving Skuld another look, she asks, "You
were fighting...about your chests?"
>Ryan just eats in quiet. At least it's better then wading through a sewer.
>Skuld sweatdrops o.o;;
>Skuld says, "Well..."
>Skuld says, "Sort of..."
>Urd asks, "Eh? They what?"
>Yuffie nods at Belldandy . "Yeah, kinda." She turns back to Skuld. "Well?
Truce?" ^^;
>Urd stands up.. "I got napalmed because you two are having cleavage envy??"
>Banpei-kun RX says, "Suggested Solution: Urd could provide a breast growing
potion to equalize the difference."
>Banpei-kun RX ^_^
>Ryan (OOC) facefaults _._
>Yuffie BLINKS! 0.0 "Who's Urd and where can I bargain with her?" *_*
>Banpei-kun RX points at Urd.
>Cloud (OOC) joins Ryan.
>Ryan (OOC) twitches on the floor @.o;
>Urd blinks. "Eh?.. Ora ora! I am NOT a cosmetic surgeon."
>Yuffie ZIPS towards Urd and stands before her, starry eyed. *.* "Hewo Miss
Urd. Could you pwease brew me a breast growing potion" *.*
>Skuld says, "I don't want Urd's help! @.@"
>Skuld says, "And neither do you!" o.o pointing at Yuffie
>Skuld says, "For your own safety."
>Yuffie does. c.c She's still a beat peeved from Haruka's earlier comment. n.n;
>Belldandy frowns a little, "Skuld, you know you're still growing. Maybe when
you're both older you can argue about that, but for now.." she suddenly turns
and says in a "Don't Suggest Such a Thing" voice to Banpei, "No!" She smiles
afterwards, of course.
>Urd says, "How about I shrink BOTH your chests down to nothing, then you'll
have literally nothing to argue over."
>Lyrae (OOC) LOL at Yuffie
>Banpei-kun RX awww.
>Skuld o.o;;;
>Skuld *gulps*
>Belldandy turns back and dusts Urd off some more, "Urd? No more potions for a
while, please?"
>Yuffie tugs open the collar of her shirt and peers down it. "... um... you can
DO that?" o.o
>Cloud mumbles, "... ... ... ... ..." to Ryan.
>Cloud mumbles, ".. .. .. ..... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..
..... .. .. .." to Ryan.
>Lyrae shouts, "(OOC) Perfecto!"
>Cloud says, "(OOC) It wasn't. u.u"
>Urd folds her arms and hmphs. "I'm underappreciated."
>Banpei-kun RX hops over and whispers something to Skuld.
>Lyrae quietly says, "(OOC) Oh you're right, there were dots in there o.o;"
>Ryan (OOC) LAUGHS out loud. HE saw the original ^_^
>Skuld blinks at Banpai
>Banpei-kun RX ^_^
>Lyrae asks, "(OOC) Mumbled dots did he?"
>Ryan just kinda sweatdrops.
>Skuld hmmmms =.=
>Ryan (OOC) Ayup ^_^
>Skuld grins =_=
>Belldandy leans her head a little to one side, "Urd, if you want to make one
for yourself, fine. But no more experimenting while we're here, alright?"
>Skuld says, "I could do that..."
>Lyrae (OOC) giggles
>Banpei-kun RX grins too. But that's normal for him.
>Yuffie sighs, sitting on the ground.
>Skuld glances at Urd
>Lyrae massages her temple and shakes her head, muttering quietly, then blinks
and gets up, scooting over towards Yuffie again with a bright smile.
>Urd says, "I did it because Skuld dared me. Besides, it didn't do any harm. The
big baby's just looking for a scapegoat. My potion has no side-effects."
>Derek opens one eye and taps Lyrae's leg with his foot lightly when he sees her
sitting by his feet..
>Lyrae quietly says, "(OOC) Missed me missed me nyah nyah! n.n"
>Derek (OOC) ;_;
>Cloud mumbles, "... do you get the feeling that there's a chaos vortex forming
when those three show up?" to Ryan.
>Cloud mumbles, ".. .. .. do you ..... ..... ..... that there's .....
..... ..... ..... ..... those ..... ..... up .." to Ryan.
>Belldandy just says calmly, "Urd. Please, no potions for a while?" =)
>Lyrae mumbles, "Ne .. I ..... for ..... ..... temper .. I .....
..... ..... ..... more ..... than I ..... ..... .. ..... .....
whaps ..... :D) ..... meant ..... I ..... .. okay .." to Yuffie Skuld.
>Urd shrugs.. "Mm." -.-
>( Yuffie Skuld... oh my. A melding potion gone totally wrong. O_O )
>Skuld nods to Lyrae, "Yes mam...." -.-;;;
>Lyrae (OOC) giggles
>It's a new DBZ char.
>Skuffie?
>Sounds like a puppy
>Ryan (OOC) falls out of his chair
>Lyrae gets up and walks back to the bench where Derek sits.
>Lyrae (OOC) *giggles*
>Yuffie nods. "S'okay."
>Urd says, "(OOC) Sounds like the next generation of Doc Martens to me."
>Lyrae leans over, resting her elbows against her knees, blinking a few times
before glancing towards Derek.
>Cloud (OOC) thinks. Skuffie. o.o
>Do you have a pair of brown suede Skuffies in a size 5 and a half?
>Yuffie says, "(OOC) Muzzy. =.= Big Green Fuzzy Alien that teaches European
foreign languages. Skuffie. Strange Megami Ninja that teaches asian foreign
languages. c.c"
>Derek is resting at the moment. His hair's partially covering one of his eyes.
He seems to be better though..
>Both of them are rejects from the Sweet Pickles bus.
>Banpei-kun RX would make a loveable children's mascot. :D
>Lyrae smiles faintly as she notes Derek's appearance, and status, then glances
away, pulling her hair over her shoulder.
>( Banpei would make a great muppet. o.o )
>Lyrae (OOC) giggles
>Urd goes over to the brown bag in the corner and gets out a bottle of the sake
>Belldandy bought the other night.
>Urd opens it up and takes a sip. "Mmm."
>Belldandy looks around after dusting Urd off and checks on Derek again. She
looks at him, then smiles at Lyrae, "He'll be fine. He just needs some rest." =)
>Banpei-kun RX, bored, holds up two white bar-like paddles and a little ball to
show Skuld. "Play Pong?"
>Urd says, "Say.. I have an idea."
>Banpei-kun RX looks over at Urd.
>Yuffie makes her way to her feet again, sighing. "Well, Skuld? Is it a truce
or not?"
>Urd says, "Let's all party."
>Lyrae glances at Belldandy and nods with a weak smile, "Okay..thanks."
>Ryan sweatdrops again. Seems to be a standard pattern in this room for him.
>Banpei-kun RX turns into a large, high end stereo component system. (insert
Transformers sound effect)
>Urd holds up the bottle. "Ne?" ^_^
>Lyrae (OOC) giggles at Ryan
>Urd says, "Banpei! Crank up some Haddaway."
>Urd materializes some glasses and hands out sake to anyone who seems willing to
take a cup.
>Banpei-kun RX goes thumpa thumpa thumpa "what is love!" thumpa. You get the
urge to shake your head.
>Ryan isn't, thankyouverymuch. He sticks with his own food
>Yuffie tries to knab a cup. c.c
>Derek zzzzzzs
>Urd bops her head somewhat to the music and smiles, passing around the booze.
>Skuld typetypetypes, immersed in her work.
>Belldandy smiles to Lyrae and nods before she turns around at the sudden
racket. "Urd?" o.o;
>Urd gives Yuffie a cup too. She's amiable about alcohol. :)
>Urd says, "Here, Bell. Loosen up." She offers a cup.
>Urd exclaims, "They say a glass of alcohol a night is good for the circulation!"
>Tifa steps into the building off the street.
>Tifa has arrived.
>Yuffie glances about quickly, then tips her head back as she sips down the
sake. u.u
>Ryan sits in the back, safely away from the wierdos
>"What is Love! Baby don't hurt me! Don't hurt me! No more!..." o/~
>Tifa walks inside cautiously, holding a note.
>Cloud is sitting with Ryan, eating Chinese food. It's chaotic here.
>Urd presses a cup of cool sake into Tifa's hand. "Welcome to the party!"
>Banpei-kun RX beeps, "Yo, yo. Word." While his stereo part grooves.
>Belldandy looks at the cup and then sets it down on the floor, "Urd, must you?
I'm sure some of the people here would much rather enjoy some peace and quiet.
And this isn't OUR home, remember?"
>Urd blinks.
>Tifa O.o; "Ano..." she blinks a few times at the sake.. "Ah, arigato?"
>Belldandy gives Lyrae an apologetic look u.u
>Yuffie coughs, gasping after the drink, then holds out her cup to Urd. wearing
a wide, red-faced smile. ^___^ "S'more please."
>Lyrae glances at Belldandy and smiles weakly n.n;;
>Urd looks around, sipping from the sake bottle, then asking, "Anyone here mind
having a party..?"
>Tifa. o O (I wasn't expecting this when Cloud said he was at the Church o.o;)
>Urd pours more for Yuffie while looking for objections.
>Cloud says, "(OOC) Oh god, I forgot. u.u If Yuffie decides to compare chest
sizes with Tifa... x.x"
>Eek. o.o It's Sunday too! Oh how sinful we are. u.u
>Kim steps into the building off the street.
>Kim has arrived.
>We're going to hell in a handbasket!
>Tifa hangs back in the doorway confusedly o.o
>Urd is a goddess. If you manage to sin in her sight, you get a prize.
>Lyrae gets to her feet, taking a blanket nd tucking it over Derek, "In a
church?"
>Kim pauses in the doorway, beside Tifa, looking around.
>Ryan (OOC) looks at Cloud <.< O.o;
>Yuffie tosses down the contents of her cup, her face growing even redder. This
is a girl who *can't* hold her alcohol. x.x
>Kim looks at Tifa, "Did you move your bar?"
>Urd asks, "Well, I don't see anyone sermoning here. If I'm interrupting
someone's prayers, say so. Cool?"
>Tifa takes a sip of her sake. "No, just the patrons.. I finished the repairs on
it for now, though.."
>Banpei-kun RX transforms a bit, to put a colored flashing disco floor in the
aisle, and dangle a mirrored ball.
>Belldandy sighs and shakes her head.
>Cloud looks up over, hearing Tifa's voice. He motions to her.
>Ryan just eats his food, trying not to get involved ^^;;
>Lyrae slips away from the booth, walking towards Kim, a hand to her head.
>Derek grumbles in his dozing, "Mmmmmmrrrr...hey, keepit down, willya?"
>Urd looks at the dance floor. "Cool! Skuld, I like the new personality you've
put in Banpei!"
>Lyrae mumbles, "I'll be back ..... a ..... bit okay .." to Kim.
>Kim rubs a hand over her red eyes
>Kim nods
>Yuffie drops her empty cup, giggling to herself in a drunken stupor. n.n
>Kim says, ""I'm going to go lay down in the back.
>Lyrae pauses, noting Kim's eyes as she heads in the same direction.
>Ye gods... YUFFIE'S DRUNK
>Lyrae mumbles, "What's ..... .." to Kim.
>Ye goddesses, even.. ^_-
>Kim looks at Lyrae, smiling to her, "Nuthin..." ^_^
>Tifa walks towards Cloud, finishing off her cup of sake. She really begins to
wonder about this place o.o
>Ryan was a LONG time ago, Tifa
>Lyrae nods slowly and slips out of the church.
>Urd walks over to the dance floor and starts to dance, swining her hips ot the
music.
>Lyrae leaves the building, stepping outside.
>Lyrae leaves, with Yuffie following behind her.
>Lyrae steps into the building off the street.
>Lyrae arrives, with Yuffie following behind.
>Banpei-kun RX adds a few Rush style laser lights, and plays some eurotechno.
>Lyrae stops leading Yuffie.
>Lyrae shouts, "STAY!"
>Yuffie (OOC) o.o;
>Yuffie (OOC) @_@;
>Lyrae leaves the building, stepping outside.
>Lyrae has left.
>Yuffie (OOC) whimpers. ;.;
>Urd (OOC) grins
>Kim steps through the small door into the back room of the church.
>Kim has left.
>Belldandy looks up after Lyrae and suddenly goes after her.
>Belldandy leaves the building, stepping outside.
>Belldandy has left.
>Urd swigs from her bottle again then sets it on a pew, off the dance floor.
>Yuffie looks around for something to do, evil evil drunken plots formulating in
her mind. >.<
>Urd asks, "Who wanna dance with me?"
>Urd sways her hips in a quick motion to the pulsing rhythm of the music.
>Tifa has a giant neon flashing sign over her head that reads "VICTIM" ....Hey,
how'd that get in here?
>Ryan blinks. Dancing+Urd. Drool.
>Yuffie hopes over to Urd, missing by several feet and ending up behind her.
"Sho what's thish I hear 'bout you guys bein' goddeshes?"
>Derek grumbles some more..
>Urd exclaims, "Woowoo!.. Ne, Ryan, gitover here!"
>Urd holds her arms oout. ^_^
>Tifa smiles at Cloud. "Ah, ano, I got your note. What's going on?"
>Banpei-kun RX, on cue, plays some incredibly smarmy slow dance music.
>Urd exclaims, "Not so cheesy, Banpei!"
>Derek exclaims, "(OOC) Hey, Ryan, if you refuse, there's gonna be a public
posting about you being gay. Go get her!"
>Urd stomps a foot on the dance floor
>Banpei-kun RX starts playing a polka instead.
>Urd o.o
>Urd falls over. -.-
>Urd zzzzzz....
>Banpei-kun RX ^_^
>Ryan sweatdrops. Again.
>Tifa o.o
>Banpei-kun RX relents and plays some of that wacky Pulp Fiction surf music
instead.
>Ryan . o O ( ... Why not? )
>Urd opens one eye..
>Urd sits up..
>Ryan . o O ( Wait, I don't know polka O.-; )
>Urd says, "Dumb robot.."
>Cloud says, "... I'm not quite sure."
>Urd hops up.. "C'mon, let's dance, Ry!"
>Urd starts doing a suitably Pulp-Fictiony dance, a'la Mia Wallace.
>Ryan stands up, and walks over to Urd. Why not? He actually isn't that bad a
dancer. Go figure.
>Tifa hms, and hangs near Cloud then. "Ah, I see.."
>Yuffie proceeds to sneak out the Church, giving off a drunken giggle. *_*
>Yuffie leaves the building, stepping outside.
>Yuffie has left.
>Urd dances with Ryan, rather impressively. It's quite a scene. Her style tends
toward the look of a tango, with some lambada tossed in.
>Urd whispers, "OOC: No WAY this isn't gonna turn him on. ;)" to you.
>You whisper, "Well, duh" to Urd.
>Ryan just watches Urd, rather like a starving dog watches sausages
>Tifa sits down and watches. She sneaks a glance over at Cloud for a split
second, debating.
>Urd's cheeks are reddish, and she seems a bit drunk, but she ddances with good
control, not stumbling.
>Cloud says, "(OOC) I JUST KNEW she was going to do that. o.o"
>Ryan (OOC) <.<
>Cloud looks up, blinking, as he takes a napkin and wipes at his mouth
carefully. "... yes?"
>Derek (OOC) laughs and points at Ryan and Cloud, "Haaahahahahahaha! You're both
in for it now, but I'm safe!" ^_^
>Tifa looks back after another moment for a few more seconds, looking
indecisive. "Ah.. Um.."
>Ryan (OOC) tosses a fortune cookie at Derek @.<
>Tifa says, "(OOC) And you're happy about that? :)"
>Cloud says, "... yes?" almost encouraging you to say something.
>Ryan dances, posing dramatically every now and then. Geez, and he's not the
drunk one.
>Skuld slams her fist down on her keyboard!
>Derek (OOC) has a headache, Tifa -_^
>Skuld says, "How am I supposed to work like this??" turning around.
>Yuffie steps into the building off the street.
>Yuffie has arrived.
>Banpei-kun RX plays music anyway. n.n
Yuffie walks back in, carrying a car fender, along with a hood ornament and a
bumper. n.n
>Derek (OOC) looks back at the streetlight, hubcaps, telephone booth, and Yugo
as well...
>Tifa jumps at the noise, looking around the room distracted. She spots Yuffie
and O.O
>That poor car never knew what hit it. c.c
>Skuld says, "Banpei!" -.-;
>Banpei-kun RX says, "Cannot stop the groove."
>Yuffie trudges over to a pew, then drops the objects onto it, smiling. ^_^
>Skuld says, "Stupid Win98...."
>Tifa buries her face in her hands, hoping there's no congregation that's going
to be seeing this before it's cleaned up..
>Urd gloms onto Ryan and presses close, intentionally seducing him while she
dances to the beat, rubbing herself against him. Isn't she awful?
>Yuffie blinks at Tifa, then shuffles on over to her. n.n
>Skuld blinks at Urd o.o
>Ryan . o O ( Yes, there is a God. ^^ )
>Cloud sighs, looking over at Ryan. Ouch. Good luck.
>Tifa says, "(OOC) He doesn't look like he's in pain o.o"
>Tifa glances over at Ryan. Whoo, go Urd o.o
>Derek starts snoring..
>Yuffie leans over, leveling her gaze with Tifa's shelf... erm... I mean chest.
=.= "... are those fake?"
>Derek (OOC) LOL
>Ryan (OOC) falls out of his chair *_*
>Derek says, "(OOC) Kick her ass, Tifa! :D"
>Yuffie says, "(OOC) Really. o.o You can rest your soft drinks on those things.
o_O"
>Cloud says, "(OOC) ..."
>Ryan (OOC) Among other things *_*
>Tifa blinks.. She blinks again. "No, they're real." she answers, somewhat used
to it.
>Skuld o.o;;; >.<;;; and screams at Urd, "Hentai!!" the words, literally,
flying from her mouth, targeting Urd's face.
>Cloud blinks, suddenly looking up at Tifa. Ack. Back towards... something else.
>Ryan stops in his tracks o.o;
>Yuffie reaches to flick the side of it, still drunk. "... did you use
hormones?"
>Skuld stands up and stomps over to Banpei, yanking the plug on him. >.<
>Urd actually gets knocked sideways as th word smacks her on the left cheek and
STAYS there, as if written in bold black marker. HENTAI
>Banpei-kun RX whrrrrrr.... pop.
>Ryan . o O ( ... ... ... ... )
>Urd exclaims, "OW! Hey! Skuld!"
>Skuld drags Banpei back to her computer, looking at Urd, "You had it coming."
o.o
>Urd rubs her cheek.. and she knows.. -.- "Grr.. SKULD! Look what you did!"
>Banpei-kun RX clunk, clunk, clunk.. x.x
>Skuld sticks out her tounge >.<
>Tifa shakes her head.. "...Nope... Hey, it's not my fault." she actually
begins to turn slightly reddish.
>Skuld plugs Banpei into the hard drive.
>Ryan slowly makes his way back to his seat. He got the view, he's not ready to
risk his life yet ^^;;
>Cloud says, "... ... ...", keeping his eyes on the Mary. Hail Mary...
>Yuffie looks down at her chest, poking it, then sniffs. "... ah... wanna
trade? c.c"
>Banpei-kun RX *beep* "Online."
>Urd stomps over to Skuld...
>AH! Banpei uses AOL! Kill it kill it! >.<
>Ryan (OOC) ducks as Yuffie flies by *crack-WHAP*
>Banpei-kun RX says, "You've got mail."
>Skuld blinks, "Check mail."
>Tifa (OOC) screams o.o
>Urd holds her sake bottle over the tower unit of the computer, and pours. =.=
>Tifa asks, "Ah, no.. I'm used to my center of balance with the way I'm built
already, you see so ah.. You're really drunk aren't you?"
>Skuld blinks and screams!! @.@
>Skuld tackles! Urd
>Banpei-kun RX ZBZZTZTZTZBZBZTZTZTZTT*POOF* phreeeoooowww.. x.x.
>Ryan just kinda sweatdrops as he watches the two conversations ^^;
>Banpei-kun RX says, "Daaiiiisssyyyyy daiiiissyyyyyyy
giiiiveemmeeeeyoooururranannssswerererrrdooooooooo..."
>Urd erks, o.o She didn;t expect a physical pounce. She falls over wuth Skuld
on her. She drops the bottle, and it fliiiies through the church.
>Skuld bapbapbapbaps Urd on the head with her mallet, "How could you??" ;.;
>Ryan gets hit on the back of the head by a random bottle @.<
>Tifa looks over at the goings on and just shakes her head... -_-
>Urd says, "Sk-SKULD!" o_O
>Cloud lowers his head, trying not to look at Tifa and Yuffie. And the OTHERs as
well. This is bad. Real bad.
>Yuffie pouts at Tifa! "Mou! You have enough! Share already!" She lets out a
drunken cry, then tries to rip off Tifa's chest. @_@;;;
>Urd pulls her legs up under her and vaults Skuld off of her! o_o
>Skuld oofs
>Ryan rubs his noggin @.-
>Skuld points at Banpei, "He was plugged in!" ;.;
>Urd rubs her head.. "SHEESH!" o_O
>Urd blinks.. "Banpei? Nani?"
>Banpei-kun RX x.x.
>Skuld unhooks Banpei from the hard drive
>Urd blinks.. "Wha?.. He was hooked to your computer??"
>Skuld says, "Yes! ;.;"
>Skuld asks, "Banpei?"
>Banpei-kun RX hisses, steam and smoke rising from his hat.
>Urd rubs the bump on her head.. "Well... I didn't know!"
>Skuld exclaims, "You might have erased all his files!"
>Urd exclaims, "You can fix him!"
>Tifa gets tugged (No, they aren't fake, they don't come off!) and HEYS loudly!
"Stop touching me there! No, you can't have it, mouu!! That hurts!"
>Skuld says, "But he was perfect." ;.;
>Ryan WATCHES Yuffie and Tifa O.O;
>Urd exclaims, "SURELY you have backups!"
>Urd says, "Any IDIOT makes backups."
>Skuld says, "Of course."
>Skuld exclaims, "In the hard drive you just broke!"
>Tifa (OOC) can see it now, Banpei only has one song left, and that's do you
want to hurt me from Culture Club.. *shudder*
>Urd rubs her head.. "Ara."
>Urd says, "Well it's YOUR fault! Never attack me unprovoked when I'm having a
good time."
>Cloud looks up, watching Yuffie tug at Tifa's... flotation devices, and then
turns very red and looks back at the Mary statue.
>Skuld frowns VERY angry at Urd, returning her attention to Banpei
>Urd mutters, "Baka yarou.."
>Tifa says, "(OOC) Oh sure, don't help me o.o"
>Skuld says, "Banpei..." pulling his hat off, checking the circuitry.
>Yuffie falls on her back after losing her grip, whimpering. ;_;
>Cloud says, "(OOC) Help you HOW? o.o"
>Tifa sighs and goes to pick Yuffie up. "Hey now.."
>Ryan looks very red as well, but he doesn't turn away ^^ (eek! Hentai!)
>Urd stalks away from Skuld.. -.-
>Urd pikus. o.o "Where'd my bottle go?"
>Banpei-kun RX's circuits are largely fried.
>Derek is blissfully asleep...thank god o_o
>Urd looks around.. "I dropped it! Where is it?!"
>Skuld says, "Oh no...." ;.;
>Skuld's eyes LOCK on Urd. >.Skuld. o O (She's going to pay for this...)
>Ryan picks up the bottle. @.< "Here it is..."
>Skuld looks back at Banpei
>Banpei-kun RX x.x.
>Urd blinks.. "Whew.. did much get spilled?"
>Urd heads for Ryan.
>Yuffie bawls as she's picked up by Tifa, losing any and all coherent thought.
"IwantabiggerchestIwannaknowwhomyfatherisIwannaremembermypastIwannaknowwheremyre
alkhomeis!"
>Cloud says, "... ... ... I need a drink."
>Tifa looks guilty.. "...I'm sorry?" she says.
>Ryan twitches. Wow, what a big bump on his head. "Lots."
>Skuld pokes at Banpei's circuitry with a miniature welding tool. A pair of
magnifying goggles over her eyes.
>Banpei-kun RX gets science stuff done to his brain.
>Yuffie suddenly latches onto Tifa, crying into her shoulder. ;_;
>Tifa stands there holding Yuffie. She looks unsure of what to do o.o
>Tifa pats comfortingly? ^^;
>Skuld pops the hat back on Banpei's head
>Skuld sighs
>Skuld says, "I can't even work on his programming until I fix the hard drive.
;.;"
>Cloud looks back, checking on Tifa. Oh good, it's safe. No jailbait scenes.
>Yuffie suddenly stops crying for a moment as her cheeks bulge. >.<
>Tifa erks and moves so Yuffie won't puke on her again!
>Tifa knows that look o.o
>Skuld oocly says, "Temporary freeze up. Happens when PUeblo loads a MIDI file
on my machine."
>Yuffie throws up behind Tifa, then slumps against her, looking quite sick. x.x
>Tifa comforts Yuffie AFTER she's been sick o.o
>Derek zzzzzzzzzzzz..
>Ryan takes a seat again, the bump on his head not as bad as before @.<
>Banpei-kun RX fizzles.
>Skuld blinks
>Skuld asks, "Banpei?"
>Yuffie sniffles, laying her cheek against Tifa's shoulder, looking like an
over-sized baby.
>Skuld says, "Can you hear me? ;.;"
>Belldandy steps into the building off the street.
>Belldandy has arrived.
>Banpei-kun RX bzzt.. bz..
>Urd sits in a pew and sighs, looking at her sake bottle.
>Belldandy comes back in, having heard some of the commotion from outside. o.o
>Skuld says, "Come on, Banpei, come back to me. o.o"
>Banpei-kun RX bzzzzzppptptt. (pop)
>Yuffie is currently being held by Tifa, sniffling as she whispers to herself,
obviously still drunk.
>Skuld shakeshakes Banpei, "Don't tease me, just wake up!"
>Banpei-kun RX catches on fire.
>Belldandy asks, "Skuld? What happened to Banpei?"
>Cloud stands up, starting towards Tifa... and stops, staring at Banpei.
>Skuld screams! O.O
>Belldandy exclaims, "Oh my!"
>Urd sits in her pew looking innocuous.. -.-
>Ryan blinks O.o;
>Tifa watches over Yuffie's sniffling visage, the chaos in the room. She
ignores it and patcomforts Yuffie o.o . o O (And I was about to ask Cloud to
dance, too!)
>Skuld says, "Banpei!!!" ;;;;.;;;;
>Skuld runs over to Urd and YANKS her cape off.
>Urd blinks. o.o
>Skuld runs back to Banpei, smothering the flames with the expensive looking
fabric
>Urd exclaims, "Wha--?!!"
>Skuld says, "Banpei, don't die!" ;.;
>Tifa ohdears o.o
>Ryan blinks again.
>Banpei-kun RX gets put out, but is still smoking a bit.
>Banpei-kun RX x.x
>Urd's eyes light up like fire... and she grips the pew.... but then says
nothing... and leans back, putting a hand over her face.
>Skuld throws the dirty rag away, hugging Banpei. ;.;
>Cloud says, "... ... ..." and rubs the back of his neck. Darn those Windows 98
upgrades.
>Ryan knows a lot about digging stuff up, but not as much about robotics. Sorry,
kid ^^;
>Skuld says, "Don't worry, Banpei, I'll fix you..."
>Tifa sets Yuffie (who's idling) down in a pew and wanders over to Cloud o.o
Esmerelda pages, ">:)" to Marller and you.
>"Hey, Cloud, how come you never hold onto me like that?"
>Cloud says, "... what?" as he looks back at Tifa. "Hold you like... what?"
>Derek (OOC) ROTFL and runs for his life! "Gotcha!!!" ^_^
>Cloud says, "(OOC) I'm gonna die, I'm gonnadie, I'm gonna die, all I need next
is for Sephiroth to show up there too."
>Derek (OOC) ROTFLMAO, "Oh, damn, did I get you good!"
>Tifa (OOC) did NOT say that o.o
>Tifa says, "(OOC) That was a SPOOF o.o"
>Cloud (OOC) prepares to mallet Derek. u.u
>Tifa (OOC) kills whoever did it o.o
>Ryan (OOC) LAUGHS
>Skuld oocly giggles n.n
>Derek (OOC) is long gone, seeya! -_^
>Cloud (OOC) omni-slashes Derek and will get you one way or another. o.o
>Derek exclaims, "(OOC) No you won't! Nyahahahahahaha!!!"
>Tifa asks, "Hey Cloud. Um.. Ah.. Sorry you had to see er.. Well, she's a sloppy
drunk isn't she?"
>"And why don't you hold me like that?" o.o
>Ryan rubs the back of his neck. His food is cold, everyone's drunk, asleep, or
crazy, and he has a bump on his noggin'. At least he got to watch Urd and Tifa
bounce @.o;
>Tifa. o O (How embarrasing ^^;)
>Cloud says, "... er... yes."
>Urd gets up..
>Banpei-kun RX is still out. x.x
>Belldandy sighs and looks around. "If you're finished having fun, could you
please tidy the place up? We are guests of Lyrae and Kim, remember. This is
-their- home." She turns and heads back outside.
>Urd walks over to Skuld...
>Belldandy leaves the building, stepping outside.
>Belldandy has left.
>Urd asks, "How is he?"
>Skuld looks up at Urd
>Urd looks concerned.
>Skuld frowns angrily for a moment...but her look softens as she turns her head
back to Banpei sadly
>Skuld says, "I don't know yet..."
>Yuffie finally stops sniffling, instead just rubbing her eyes.
>Skuld says, "I have to fix my hard drive before I can examine his programming."
>Urd says, "If you need me to go out to a hardware store for anything..."
>Urd says, "You know.."
>Tifa set Yuff down on a church pew while she was idling, just so she knows n.n
>Cloud erms, looking down at Yuffie a bit before looking back at Tifa. "...
maybe we should help her?"
>Urd just sort of leaves the offer at that.
>Tifa is hitting on.. er.. talking to Cloud now n.n "Ah, maybe some milk or
something.. She looks a little wasted."
>Yuffie suddenly URKS, cheeks puffing up again. >.<
>Skuld nods, "Thanks..."
>Urd mumbles, "Gomen ne .. .." to Skuld.
>Hit the deck!
>Skuld sniffs
>Urd says, "I'll.. uh.. be upstairs."
>Tifa makes sure she's out of range. She'd hand Yuffie a trash can if she had
one, but she doesn't o.o
>Skuld nods
>Skuld says, "Okay.."
>Yuffie throws up on the pew before her. x.x
>Critical hit! 999
>And God damns Yuffie for all eternity
>Sin level rises 12 points.
>Urd flies up at the ceiling and passes through it insubstantially as a ghost.
-.-
>Yuffie (OOC) has been playing Princess Maker 2. :D
>In a swirling maelstrom of energy, Urd sinks into the floor and vanishes.
>Urd has left.
>Ryan (OOC) <.<
>Cloud (OOC) makes a note to try PM2. o.o
>Skuld oocly whees! Good game! n.n
>Tifa says, "(OOC) PM2 kicks ass *_*"
>Yuffie (OOC) loves it. ;_; "My first daughter was a Princess/Dancer. ^_^ My
second... erm.. was an SM Queen. x.x"
>Ryan (OOC) <.<
>Skuld oocly raised a Prof Bounty Hunter n.n;
>Tifa says, "(OOC) Yay S&M queen! I always get the generals :P"
>Yuffie exclaims, "(OOC) How how? o.o I got a Hero/Princess once, and even a
normal Harlot. Was trying for a Bounty Hunter!"
>Skuld oocly says, "Make her a fighter. Get her bestest armor and bestest sword
and win the tournament at the fair. Get into fights in the streets. ^_^"
>Tifa says, "(OOC) I have no idea.. Raise them on August 11th and they keepp
becoming generals n,n"
>Skuld oocly says, "I made her work on the farm like all the time."
>Derek grumbles and wakes up after a little nap, sitting up and rubbing the back
of his head..
>Tifa says, "(OOC) That helps too.. Don't let her do hairdressing though, she'll
hate it and she'll suck at it o.o"
>Skuld oocly says, "Oh! No! With the lumberjacks, yah."
>Skuld oocly says, "I got her strength up to the max."
>Yuffie says, "(OOC) Princess of Darkness is a great ending. :) And I tried
hairdressing a lot! Except it makes my daughter run away a lot. x.x"
>Tifa (OOC) laughs ^_^
>Tifa (OOC) had one daughter that ran away every other month for the entire game
o.o
>Cloud (OOC) unzips his file. o.o
>Yuffie (OOC) phews! "I misread that at first. x.x"
>Tifa (OOC) did too o.o
>Cloud (OOC) stares at the two of you.
>Skuld oocly says, "I just had mine mad at me most of the time so I gave her
money and she was happy." :)
>Tifa (OOC) laughs ^_^
>Barrrrf! Not in here, mister, this is a Mercedes!
>Tifa looks disgusted again. But she's used to it, she runs a bar x.x
>Yuffie wipes at her mouth, looking quite queasy. "... ick..."
>Ryan sits in a pew, trying to absorb the insanity. And dwelling overlong
mentally on Urd's upper portions.
>Tifa find some water for Yuffie ^^;
>Tifa goes to find, even x.x
>Derek looks around, he missed all the chaos. Shucks..
>Cloud shakes his head, looking over at Yuffie, and moving just a bit away so he
can avoid the indignity of holding his nose in public.
>Yuffie sniffles again, then gets up and moves over to a cleaner area.
>Skuld would install a fan or something if she wasn't so upset about her Banpei
right now. Blame Urd.
>Tifa returns with a glass of water from one of the restrooms, and hands it to
Yuffie. She doesn't seem bothered by the smell outwardly, but perhaps she just
hides it really well. "Here, drink this.."
>Ryan inhales @.o
>Banpei-kun RX remains an inert object. x.x
>Yuffie takes the water, gratefully, and drinks it. >.<
>Tifa finds one of the trashcans and brings it over, in case Yuffie has to go at
it again x.x
>Cloud makes a very polite cough. "Ah... Yuffie, where are you staying? Perhaps
we should take you back..."
>Tifa asks, "I thought she was staying here anyhow?"
>Yuffie points up, her arm wobbling. "... I'm staying up there..." n.n
>Ryan stands up. "... I'm heading home." @.o
>Ryan has seen all the good stuff anyway. Now it's just wierd.
>Tifa waves politely to Ryan. "Eh, take care!" ^_^
>Ryan bows to Tifa (and REALLY hopes she'll bow back), and turns to walk out.
"..."
>o
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