>In a page-pose to you, Cloud knocks on your door.
>You page-pose, "Ryan opens it a crack. "Hmm?"" to Cloud
>Cloud pages, "Hello... this is Cloud. Ah... never mind." to you.
>o
You open the door and walk out into the hallway.
Obelisk Apartments: Fifth Floor
Exactly as you'd expect. The clean hallways of this floor are maintained by a
constant, almost literal army of custodians and maids. The lighting is
adequate, and a few security cameras add to the sense of protection. Sparse,
fragrant, potted plants also dispell any odors that might make their way inside
here.
[Exits : 509, (508) Ryan's Apartment, 507, 506, 505, 504, 503, [502] Gan and
Faris' Apartment, (501) Alhana's Apartment, and (E)levator ]
[Players : Cloud ]
[Things : None ]
>Ryan asks, "Hey, hey, what's up?"
>Cloud rubs his head. "... did you see or hear from Alhana since two days ago?"
>Ryan hmms. "She's spent most of her time in her apartment. Why?"
>Cloud says, "... I see..." as he tilts his head towards Alhana's apartment. He
inclines his head. "Never mind." Taking a deep breath, he heads over to
Alhana's apartment.
>Ryan follows behind Cloud. Curiosity and all that. Or maybe just hoping to see
Alhana in a bath robe again.
>In a page-pose to Alhana, you and Tifa, Cloud knocks on Al's door.
>In a page-pose to Alhana, you and Tifa, Cloud knocks again a bit louder.
>Alhana pages, "From the other side of the door, a bit of scuffling around can
be heard... finally, Alhana's voice is heard in a seemingly choked voice, "G..
Goway!" In a sidenote she mumbles to Tifa, "D..damnnead Mormonns..."" to Cloud,
you and Tifa.
>Ryan looks at Cloud. "..."
>In a page-pose to Alhana, Cloud and you, Tifa shouts out after Alhana, "No
coooookiees!"
>Cloud asks, "... Mormons?"
>You page-pose, "Ryan pauses a bit, then shouts, "HEY! It's US!"" to Alhana,
Cloud and Tifa
>Ryan . o O ( They drunk or something? =.= )
>In a page-pose to Cloud, you and Tifa, Alhana, after a pause, yells once again
in a somewhat more angered yet still broken tone of voice, "W..Whossh ush!"
>Ryan says, "... I do believe they is soshed."
>Cloud nods quietly.
>You page, "Erm... Ryan? Your neighbor? ^^" to Alhana, Cloud and Tifa.
>Alhana pages, "A bit more scuffling from the inside is heard.. then an abrupt
*CRACK* as what sounds like a glass is hurled against the door (cracking, not
breaking.. heavy-duty bar glass). "G.. Goowaaay!"" to Cloud, you and Tifa.
>Ryan looks at Cloud again. "... Is tehre something you aren't telling me?"
>Cloud says, "... I had some trouble last night."
>Ryan raises an eyebrow, giving Cloud a _look_
>In a page-pose to Alhana, Cloud and you, Tifa giggles from inside hysterically,
inbetween muffled sobs. "Ahaha.. *choke* That glass!"
>Ryan looks at Cloud again. "... I'm going in." . o O ( With luck, my skills
will keep me from being killed o.o )
>Cloud says, "... no, let me..."
>In a page-pose to Alhana, you and Tifa, Cloud tests the door, and goes in first
if it's openable.
>You page-pose, "Ryan Stands back, and waits for Cloud's corpse to fly out" to
Alhana, Cloud and Tifa
>Alhana pages, "Unlocked. ^_^;;;;" to Cloud, you and Tifa.
>Cloud has left.
>501
Obelisk Apartments 501-Alhana Starbreeze
P-A-R-T-Y CENTRAL! That's what it looks like anyway, from the 15-20 assorted
bottles in various stages of fullness lying around the room in a completely
haphazard manner. The entire room itself is quite the mess anyway, with a
plate of food on the coffee table, various clothing strewn all about, a sword
or dagger here or there, etc.
[Exits : (O)ut ]
[Players : Cloud, Tifa, and Alhana ]
[Things : Midgaard City Map ]
>Tifa is *sprawled* out spread eagled on the couch, cradling a nearly empty
bottle of brandy to her chest and sniffling.
>Cloud (OOC) facefaults at the desc.
>Ryan warily follows Cloud in <.< >.>
>Cloud (OOC) notes nothing special about Tifa. o.O
Tifa
You see nothing special.
Carrying:
>Ryan (OOC) Heh, want me to at least give you a picture Tifa? n.n;
>Alhana says, "(OOC) You've never seen her spread eagled then *_* *cough*"
>Ryan (OOC) <.< O.O; at Alhana
>Tifa (OOC) meant spreawled out.. Well, that too o.o
>Cloud (OOC) stares at Alhana. o.o
>Tifa (OOC) still hasn't desced herself ;;
>Tifa (OOC) theres, has a desc!
l tifa
Tifa
She looks trashed...
Carrying:
>Ryan (OOC) snickers
>Alhana is quite flat on her face, having just hit the floor in attempting to
reach the door. Looking up with quite woozy eyes, they widen at the sight of
the men. Unfortunately, having fallen quite that hard and undignified in her
robe.. her face fairly red from all the alcohol.. quite a bit of her legs show.
>Alhana (OOC) grins at Tifa
>Ryan blinks. "Woah, they're QUITE drunk." o.o . o O ( *sounds of lecherous
gears turning* )
>Alhana says, "(OOC) No woman would ever be THAT drunk, Ryan. ^_-"
>Tifa looks up, hrrming. "...Yer upside down.. Howzyoo do that?"
>Ryan (OOC) hmmphs. "You're just in awe of my superior strength, intelligence,
and appearance..."
>Cloud says, "..."
>Ryan sweatdrops
>Alhana just sort of blinks a few times at Cloud, as though trying to focus on
him. "Th... thash som.. cool haier..."
>Ryan rubs his chin. He decides to leave the talking up to Cloud
>Tifa hms at the upside down people. "Nah wonder it stands strrrraight up.."
>Cloud says, "... Tifa..."
>Alhana says, "(OOC) Boy is this going to be a rather pathetic conversation. O_O
Ryan leaves the talking to Cloud, who's silent after for all intents and
purposes illegally walking in on two pissed off trashed girls."
>Cloud asks, "... Alhana...?"
>Ryan (OOC) Bingo o.-
>Cloud says, "(OOC) Ryan, I think we should run out of here. x.x"
>Ryan (OOC) Oh no, I want to watch you squirm n.n
>Cloud says, "(OOC) Don't I deal with this often enough? x.x"
>NO!
>Tifa takes another drink of her brandy, polishing off yet another bottle.
>Alhana's eyes narrow quickly enough at that voice, "C.. cr.. clowd!" she
manages finally, quickly standing up... too quickly. She backpedals
unsuccessfully and hits the ground on her bottom at the bottom of the couch
Tifa's sprawled on. Eyes a little wild, she ungracefully pulls together the
loosened robes.
>Ryan says, "..."
>Cloud says, "... ah, I came by to see if either of you knew anything about a
phoenix mat... .... ..."
>Cloud's voice trails off at Alhana.
>Tifa starts BAWLING, lost in her own little world. "I doon't waaaaaaanaa be teh
barmaid!" She sobs.
>Alhana sobs once, brokenly-sounding as she turns a bit towards Tifa. "S.. see!
Heesh doesn c.. care 'b-bout ush.. jush 'is 'ateria 'n stufh!" laying her head
on an arm, she sobs again.
>Cloud says, "(OOC) ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! x.x"
>Ryan rubs the back of his neck. "Hoo-kay. Any reason you two are sloshed?"
>Alhana whispers, "No, you never -ever- want to be in the position Cloud's in
with any char against us. ^_^" to you.
>You whisper, "... Oh no. No no no. o.o" to Alhana.
>Alhana whispers, "We're just warming up. ;)" to you.
>You whisper, "Good! Then I can come in and seize the survivors! O.O
*attempts to glom Tifa and Alhana, gets killed*" to Alhana.
>Tifa just goes OFF. "MATERYAH!! HMF, taht jerk! hittinggh on some little
girhl in FORONT OF ME!"
>Cloud says, "... ... ... I didn't. x.x"
>Ryan turns and raises an eyebrow at Cloud. "..."
>Tifa raises her fist and waves it in the air. "Sheeh was prolly too yung to
drink too! And he nevvr evin 'cared I wuz gone!"
>Alhana sniffles, "A.. a... and.. 'he vash e'even... f.. feelin' 'er up too, a..
and 'e KISSED her!!" with a newfound sob she resumes crying, shaking her head
at the humanity of it all!
>Ryan, showing no restraint, "Don't worry, Ryan's here to comfort you!" ^_^
>Cloud says, "... I called, Tifa." He slowly clasps his head. >.<
>Alhana (OOC) ROTFL
>Cloud (OOC) points at Alhana. Was Minako one of yours? x.x
>Tifa starts sobbing again. "I WANT CHLOUD!! NOONE ELSE! JERK JERK JERK JERK!"
>Alhana (OOC) shrinks ^.^;
>Tifa says, "(OOC) Oh dear o.o"
>Ryan (OOC) <.<
>Cloud exclaims, "(OOC) It was?!"
>Ryan (OOC) My gods, you ARE evil!
>Alhana says, "(OOC) Not *exactly* no ^_^"
>Tifa says, "(OOC) Dear god, do tell"
>Cloud (OOC) THROTTLLES ALHANA! YOU... it wasn't exactly? Then what do you
mean?
>Alhana (OOC) ONLY suggested the kiss, honest!! ^.^;;
>Cloud says, "(OOC)
................................................................................
......................................."
>Tifa (OOC) LAUGHS
>Cloud says, "(OOC) You suck. o.O"
>Ryan (OOC) BUWAHAHAHA. Let me in on your schemes next time, torturing him is
FUN!
>Ryan hmmphs at Tifa's remark. "Don't say I didn't try." He shrugs.
>Alhana echo's Tifa's sentiments, pounding on the table before her with clenched
fist. "JERK JERK JERK JERK!" in practically the same voice, sobs wracking her.
Unfortunately with the last hit, she misses the table completely and falls over.
>Alhana exclaims, "(OOC) Will do!"
>Cloud says, "... ... ..."
>Alhana says, "(OOC) Actually I'll need your help anyway Ryan with some other
ideas later on ;)"
>Cloud (OOC) hides behind Tifa. O.O
>Ryan (OOC) ^_^
>Tifa rolls off the couch, clutching the empty brandy bottle. ;_;
>Cloud says, "..." as he looks towards Ryan, who, no doubt, is so gallantly
going to assist Alhana. So he instead heads for Tifa.
>But of course! He walks over to Alhana. "You okay?" ^_^
>Tifa lands on.. Alhana. x.x
>Who was right on the floor beside the couch.
>Alhana had just fallen over, unfortunately, right by the couch.. and as such
suddenly has a drunkload of Tifa on top of her. *thud* x.x
>Ryan stands back to watch the two lying on each other then o.o
>Alhana says, "(OOC) Ryan's dream come true. >.> <.<"
>Cloud stops and watches too. o.o
>Tifa @.@ dazedly. You're going to have to pick her up, she doesn't look able
to.. Untangle herself.
>Tifa (OOC) laughs :)
>Alhana @.@ herself, pretty much immobile.
>Ryan happily obliges. This man has no shame ^_^ Luckily, he keeps his
hands in 'legal' places. For now.
>Cloud says, "..." as he reaches to pick up Alhana, seeing as Ryan picked up
Tifa...
>Alhana says, "(OOC) This is not Cloud's night is it. ^_^"
>Tifa @.@ dazedly still.. Looking up at Ryan. "........"
>Tifa. o O (Cloud?)
>Ryan (OOC) A-nope. Alhana, you're cue to slip in Cloud's grip to an embarassing
position n.n
>Tifa's blurry vision fails her miserably. She thinks Ryan's Cloud.
"Cloooooowd!"
>Ryan blinks. "...?" He still holds Tifa, though.
>Cloud drops Alhana as soon as he hears Tifa's voice. o.o
>Tifa reaches up as if to throttle Ryan. "Jerk!" Instead, she tries to pull him
into a kiss.. She's drunk. Really drunk.
>Cloud (OOC) prepares to omni-slash Ryan. o.o
>Alhana blinks upwards through dizzy-seeming eyes, "Cl.. Clo.." and doesn't
manage anything more as she hits the ground. AGAIN.
>Ryan blinks again. Being Ryan, however, he doesn't fight back.
>Ryan (OOC) is doomed now too ;_;
>Cloud stares, eyes narrowing dangerously at Ryan.
>Tifa gives Ryan the long, drunken, passionate kiss from hell. She thinks he's
Cloud, sue her!
>Ryan erks. Too late, Cloud. But you ruined Ryan's enjoyment, you bastard!
>Cloud lowers his voice. "Ryan..." he says in a low, menacing tone. The ghost of
Molly Malone and her seven children is as nothing compared to the haunting
Cloud's going to give Ryan. -.-
>Ryan (OOC) <.< . o O ( Alhana's with Cloud. I'm safe o.o )
>Ryan slowly pushes Tifa away. "... Yes?" ^^;;;;;;;;
>Cloud says, "... outside. Now."
>Tifa loooks over slowly, looking confused. "Chlod? You're ober there? When;d
you get ofer there?"
>Ryan eheh's... and carefully puts Tifa down on thbe sofa... ^^;;; . o O (
Quick Ryan! Think of an excuse! o.o )
>Alhana, holding her head dizzily after the fall, just barely manages to make it
to her feet woozily. "C.. Clo...." Her eyes fall upon Cloud. She thinks it's
him, she's not sure, but she's so emotionally destroyed right now she really
doesn't care anyway. Tripping as she even begins a step towards him, she falls
against him.. and, throwing any such cares to the four winds she roughly grabs
the back of his hair with one hand and kisses him about as roughly as Tifa
demonstrated a moment ago, and certainly as deeply. Unfortunately, her
momentum is COMPLETELY unbalanced as she's quite against him in nearly falling
forward.
>Cloud waits, his arms crossed, foot tapping... er, whoops, nev... x.x @.@ @.@
@.@
>Ryan watches. Or leers, more correctly.
>Tifa cheers weakly from the couch. "Showim how yah feel!"
>Cloud stares for a while, before trying slowly to push Alhana off him.
>Ryan cheers for Cloud. "Whoo-hoo! Never thought you had it in you!" ^_^
>Tifa looks at the ceiling for a moment, her eyes unfocusing again.. She looks
sorrowful for a moment, then passes out quietly.
>Alhana, while kissing Cloud -quite- thoroughly, is completely off-balance as
well. Cloud can push her away, with minimal effort, but she's most certainly
going to hit the floor and probably hard at that.. which, is probably his plan
at this point.
>Ryan . o O ( Hoo-boy, I'm never gonna hear the end of this o.o )
>Cloud IS pushing Alhana off him, but mostly in Ryan's direction, trusting HE
will get ahold of her. x.x
>Ryan will indeed, yes.
>Alhana one, one way or another, falls to whereever or whomever, quite
blissfully unconscious.
>Alhana (OOC) shall flip happy fun coin tomorrow to see how much she remembers.
^.^
>Alhana whispers, "MUAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA." to you.
>Ryan catches Alhana with a quiet oof, placing her slowly on the couch, next to
Tifa. "..."
>Tifa is out like a lightbulb z.z
>Cloud winces as he stands up, brushing himself off. -.-
>Alhana z.z
>Cloud says, "... outside, Ryan...now."
>Ryan nods o.o (Wanna just do it in here so they can watch? )
>Cloud walks outside, leaning against the wall in the hallway to wait.
>Alhana says, "(OOC) If you boys want a touch of advice.. you may not want to be
here tomorrow night. When we wake up with hangovers and unknown how much we
remember. In fact you may want to leave the city. ^_-"
>Ryan follows Cloud, a wary grin on his face ^^;
>Ryan (OOC) Oh my o.o
>Cloud waits for Ryan to close the door so he can speak.
>Cloud says, "(OOC) ... ... ..."
>Ryan does so. *Clunk*
>Cloud crosses his arms, then slowly lifts his head to meet Ryan's gaze. "... we
shall never speak of tonight... to anyone..." he says, his eyes slowly forming
cat-like slits.
>Ryan nods, slowly, to Cloud. "Nobody would believe us anyway." He pauses.
"Well, they'd believe I could get Tifa, but you?"
>Alhana (OOC) LOL
>Tifa (OOC) LAUGHS!
>Cloud says, "..." as his hands slowly form fists. Oh, so tempting to wipe that
smirk off his face.
>It's true!
>Ryan nods to Cloud. "Yeah. That, and there's no telling what they'll do when
they're sober." o.o
>You forgot the hangover part.
>Ryan doesn't want to think about that
>Cloud says, "... so, it is agreed. Not a word..."
>Ryan hmms. "Agreed. But..." He looks at Cloud. "... Why did they get drunk in
the first place? I mean, together."
>Cloud says, "... some girl got drunk and... ... ..."
>Ryan listens patiently. For him, anyway.
>Alhana sleeps, blissfully ignorant of the current dilemna. For now.
>Thank gods.
>Cloud says, "... never mind."
>Alhana mumbles, "Cloud must really ..... me ..... .. .. why did he
have ..... ..... that ..... girl though ..... that .. .." to Alhana.
>Ryan walks up to Cloud. "Oh? Don't stop there? Was she as bad as they were?"
>Tifa sleeps on the same couch (How big is the couch anyhow?) and will have her
first hangover in years tomorrow.
>Cloud says, "... yes."
>Cloud says, "... Worse."
>Ryan whistles
>Ryan says, "And lemme guess..."
>Alhana will probably hit the ground soon enough, as it's not THAT big of a
couch. also blissfully ignorant of what tomorrow will bring.
>Alhana says, "(OOC) Although a lotta guys would probably bay a lotta money to
see them lying next to each other. u.u"
>Ryan is sooooo doomed, though he doesn't know it ICly
>Ryan (OOC) gets out his wallet. And his camera *_*
>Cloud is soooooooooo doomed and he knows it. x.x
>Cloud (OOC) takes Tifa. o.o
>Alhana says, "(OOC) Anyways I'd better get to bed. x.x"
>Ryan (OOC) erks
>Cloud (OOC) should too. x.x
>Alhana (OOC) NODS @.@
>Alhana says, "(OOC) You can stay here Cloudie! ^.-"
>Ryan (OOC) Hmm. Well, need to find an IC exit...
>Alhana says, "(OOC) technically you're in the hall ;)"
>Ryan (OOC) I'll stay! Don't need a pillow! *_*
>Cloud (OOC) oooos, and curls up with Tifa. *_*
>Alhana (OOC) hmmmms and eyes Ryan. -.n and decides her player REALLY better get
to bed. x.x night!
>Alhana has disconnected.
>Ryan looks at Cloud. "All I know is, you're in trouble if they got drunk over
you." o.-
>Cloud says, "... ... ..." as he stares at Ryan. "You kissed Tifa... -.-"
>Ryan crosses his arms. "... Tifa kissed me. And you're changing the point."
>Cloud says, "... no. That girl kissed me. -.-"
>Ryan hmms. "... And they saw it. Shoulda just got to the point."
>Cloud says, "... ... ..."
>Ryan . o O ( How come HE gets all the girls? o.= )
>Ryan . o O ( Maybe I need to change my hairstyle. )
>Cloud says, "... anyway... I should be going."
>Ryan blinks, and nods to Cloud. "I suggest leaving town for a week."
>Cloud asks, "... ... ... good idea." He pauses. "There's a phoenix materia
somewhere out there... Yuffie needs it. Would you like to help me look for it?"
>Ryan shrugs. "Hell, only materia I've seen are what you guys got." He pauses.
"Yuffie?"
>Cloud says, "... she's hurt, apparently. Victim of a hit and run driver..."
>Ryan crosses his arms. "... Damn. I'll see what I can do..."
>In a page-pose to Lyrae, you and Tifa, Cloud is running out of town. Far and
away. After that Phoenix materia. Coming too? Best not to be around when Al and
Tif wake up. ^^
>Tifa says, "(OOC) chicken n.n"
>Tifa (OOC) will kill you ICly. Kill kill kill
>In a page-pose to Cloud, you and Tifa, Lyrae giggles.
>Cloud says, "(OOC) ... ... ..."
>You page, "I can take 'em. After I call in some outside assistance. o.o" to
Cloud, Lyrae and Tifa.
>Cloud asks, "(OOC) Who is "you" in this case?"
>Ryan (OOC) Hah hah. She's just joking! ^^ *pauses* *glances at Tifa* Hah
hah!
>Lyrae pages, "Not even then :)" to Cloud, you and Tifa.
>You page, "Don't make me use my manly charms o.o" to Cloud, Lyrae and Tifa.
>Lyrae pages, ":9.9" to Cloud, you and Tifa.
>Cloud says, "(OOC) PLEASE be joking. o.o"
>Ryan (OOC) pushes Cloud. "Make your exit pose and scoot!"
>Ryan (OOC) stage-whispers to Cloud, "I suggest a flak vest"
>Cloud nods. "If you want to go... meet me at the church tomorrow."
>Ryan nods to Cloud. "Gotcha."
>Cloud nods his head, leaving.
>Cloud has left.
>Ryan is all alone now! Waaah! Hold me Tifa! ;_;
>Ryan gets @mutilated by the drunken femme @.< then staggers home
>Tifa (OOC) laughs ^^
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