Gaylen and I talked idly about writing a book called
The Southern Belle Rules
while we were in Japan...maybe this is the start of it?
Southern Belle Rules!
#001 One should ALWAYS wear a pleasant smile. Even when chewing ass! [ooh Gaylen said ass!] (hum I mean voicing a complaint)
#653 One should always wear gloves when in public.
#742 One should only wear white shoes between Easter and Labor
Day.
#002 One should never leave the house without your face and hair fixed!
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