| Chinese
Phrase | English Translation
|
| Ai Bang Mai Ne
| I bumped into the coffee table |
| Ar U Wun Tu | A gay liberation greeting |
| Chin Tu Fat | You need a face lift |
| Dum Gai | A stupid person |
| Gun Pao Der | An ancient Chinese invention |
| Hu Flung Dung | Which one of you fertilized the field? |
| Hu Yu Hai Ding | We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive |
| Jan Ne Ka Sun | A former late night talk show host |
| Kum Hia | Approach me |
| Lao Ze Sho | Gilligan's Island |
| Lao Zi | Not very good |
| Lin Ching | An illegal execution |
| Moon Lan Ding | A great achievement of the American space program |
| Ne Ahn | A lighting fixture used in advertising signs |
| Shai Gai | A bashful person |
| Tai Ne Bae Be | A premature infant |
| Tai Ne Po Ne | A small horse |
| Ten Ding Ba | Serving drinks to people |
| Wan Bum Lung | A person with T.B. |
| Yu Mai Te Tan | Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you |
| Wa Shing Kah | Cleaning an automobile |
| Wai So Dim | Are you trying to save electricity? |
| Wai U Shao Ting | There is no reason to raise your voice |
| Are you harboring a Fugitive? | HU YU HAI DING? |
| Approach me | KUM HIA |
| Small horse | TAI NI PO NI |
| Prices are too high here | NO BAI DAM TING |
| Miami vacationing agreed with you | YA MAI TI TAN |
| I bumped into a coffee table | AI BANG MAI NI |
| Have you considered a face lift? | CHIN TU FAT |
| You trying to save electricity? | WAI SO DIM? |
| Inquiry to determine if bus is due | HAO LONG WEI TING? |
| Unauthorized execution | LIN CHING |
| Plaything belonging to ancient emperor | MING TOY |
| You're blowing your diet | WAI YU MUN CHING? |
| Keep out of pond | NOH WEI DING |
| Tow-Away zone | NO PAH KING |
| Don't you know anything by Cole Porter? | WAI YU SING DUM SONG? |
| You are not very bright | YU SO DUM |
| I have a press pass | AI NO PEI |
| I do not deserve the death penalty | WAI HANG MI? |
| How about staying awhile? | WAI GO NAO? |
| Our meeting was for next Thursday | WAI YU KUM NAO? |
| You're suffering from chronic halitosis | YU BAI SEN SEN NAO |
| They are approaching | HIA DEI KUM |
| Remain out of sight | LEI LO |
| Cleaning automobile | WA SHING KAH |
| Premature infant | TAI NI BEI BI |
| Cigarettes are hazardous to health | NO TSMO KING |
| Did someone fertilize the field? | HU FLUNG DUNG? |
| Your body odor is offensive | SHU MAN GO |
| Midnight television Program | LEI TSHO |
