| EVER WONDER why... |
| Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? |
| Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? |
| Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? |
| Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? |
| Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? |
| Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? |
| Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons? |
| Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? |
| Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? |
| Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? |
| When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? |
| Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? |
| Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? |
| You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! |
| Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? |
| Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? |
| If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? |
| If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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