You know Your Obsessed with Sailor Moon When...

::A tall, beautiful woman wearing a pair of baggy blue jeans and a yellow blouse, it looks kind of odd but she seems comfortable. She has dark bluish, green hair, and looks an awful lot like Sailor Moon Beam. :: Yes, I am Sailor Moon Beam my regular name is Jade. ::She says and you notice that you were staring you blink and notice a guy walking up behind her. He looks a whole lot like Guardian Earth. He also has a pair of baggy blue jeans on and is wearing a white button up shirt.:: I am Eric, or Guardian Earth. ::He smiles at your confusion:: Anyway this is our special page for all you Moonies! This page we decided to introduce to you as... ::He pauses not sure exactly why they choose to introduce this page in their normal clothes and Jade continues for him:: Well, as you'd meet us on the street. ::Eric nods pulls a list out of his pocket and begins to read from it:: You know your obsessed with sailor moon when...

::Jade gets excited:: Look mutiple choice! ::grabs the paper from Eric and reads::

1)
A) You run around at night under the full moon yelling "Moon Crystal POWER!" And pretending to change into Sailor Moon.
B) You run around at night when Venus can be seen and yell "Venus Star POWER!" and pretend to become Sailor Venus.
C) You run around at night when Jupiter is visible and yell "Jupiter Star POWER!" And pretend to become Sailor Jupiter.
D) You run around at night when Mars can be seen and Yell "Mars Star POWER!" And pretend to become Sailor Mars.
E) You run around on a night when Mercury can be seen and yell "Mercury Star POWER!" And pretend to become Sailor Mercury.
F) You make up your own character and actually become them.

::Jade smiles and fills in F). Eric takes the paper back and continues::

2) You ware a Japeneese school uniform to school everyday instead of your own school uniform.

I would if I could find one! ::Jade puts in. Eric sweat drops and continues::

3) You sing "My Only Love" to your boy/girlfriend.

4) You cry durring the episode where Tuxedo Mask almost dies and Sailor Moon finds out she's Princess Serena even though you know exactly what happens and have seen it a million times.

That always brings a tear to my eye! ::Jade flicks a tear from her eye. Eric ignores her and continues::

5) You don't put sunblock in a cresent moon shape on your forehead just so you can say your part of the moon kingdom

::Jade grins:: You'd be suprised how many Moonies have admited to doing this since I've had this page up! ::Eric smirks and keeps reading the list::

6) Your best friend is moving away and you meet them at the airport before they leave and sing "Only A Memory Away" to them.

::Eric glares at Jade who sweat drops then cowers and says:: I was only sayin! I won't actually do it it's an idea though... ::Eric gives her one last good stare and continues to read::

7) You make up little stories and new characters.

8) You have sexual dreams about characters from Sailor Moon.

Another one popular with the Moonies ::Jade laughs. Eric chuckles and returns to reading::

9) You get all pissy about all the terrible editing done for Sailor Moon R.

I am that really ticks me off!! ::Jade goes into a big long thing and Eric keeps reading::

10) You would kiss the ground just to catch a glimps of UNedited Sailor Moon S series.

::Jade still going on in the background::

11) You pray to the Moon Goddess just because you can.

::Jade continues rambling::

12) You get other people to pray to the Moon Goddess with you.

::Jade has stopped rambling and now asks:: Why would I pray to myself? ::Eric smiles as he reads the next item on the list::

13) You believe you ARE the Moon Goddess.

Hey I resemble that remark! ::Jade crosses her arms Eric sweat drops::

14) You get other people to believe you are the Moon Goddess.

::a group of people have gathered around Jade and begin to worship her she smiles and "blesses" them. Eric falls on his face then gets up and glares at Jade who looks at him then the people around her then back to him blushes, and sweat drops. She dismisses the group and smiles sweetly saying:: Very repetitive isn't it? ::Eric face faults and goes on::

15) You tell your friends that you used to live on the moon and make up wild stories about what happened and why your on earth now.

::Jade looks thoughtful:: Sound fimiliar? ::she asks Eric who also looks thoughtful then replies:: Well, our stories are true. So, it's different. ::Jade smiles:: COOL! ::Eric looks at the next item on the list::

16) You see Sailor Moon stuff you FREAK out and BUY it REGUARDLESS of the cost!

::Jade begins to whistle and walk away. Eric sweat drops and grabs her arm making sure she's not going anywhere before he lets go. Then returns to the task at hand::

17) You and your friends Roll Play at night outside with your characters you each make up.

::Eric and Jade both look in different directions and Eric quickly continues::

18) You know the words to every song on the first and second American dubbed Sailor Moon Cds.

Oh... I DO!! ::Jade yells. Eric laughs::

19) You take offence to anything bad that people say about Sailor Moon and say to them... "I am Sailor Moon Champion of love and justice in the name of the moon... " and they finish. "You will punish us... we know."

It really bothers me when people do that! ::Jade frows, Eric rolls his eyes::

20) Someone says... "oh sorry Mrs. uh... H." to your History teacher and you laugh like it's the funniest thing you've ever heard.

::Jade giggles::

21) You have your wall scrolls on a weekly rotation.

::Eric and Jade do a double take and they look at the list again.:: Huh... It really says that? Who told? ::Jade scratches her head::

22) You tell people your name is Serena when it's really Jane.

23) You tell people your name is Darien when it's really Mike.

::Jade looks confused:: Whats the point in that? ::Eric shrugs and continues::

24) You throw roses at your friends, while being dressed up in a Tuxedo and cape, and say "I am Tuxedo mask!"

::Jade and Eric blink:: Who would do that?! ::Jade says appaled::

Anyway... ::Eric says turning the paper over::

25) You paint your brown cat blue and put a cresent moon sticker on it's forehead and try to teach it to talk.

::Jade just laughs. Eric looks a bit frightened but continues::

26) You paint a yellow cresent moon on your white baby kitten's forehead just so you can name it Artemis.

::Jade raises an eyebrow then shrugs:: It's a good idea. ::Eric gets a sweat drop and gives her a funny look:: What? ::She asks innocently::

27) You have four really close friends and you call your "Click" the Sailor Scouts.

::Jade looks preoccupied with some a yellow cat that has a tilted cresent moon on it's forehead:: Hey star whats up? ::She asks the cat and Eric sighs deeply and continues::

28) You have every episode of Sailor Moon R on tape for no other reason but just so you can say you have it.

::Jade smiles evily:: Hey This one I can admit to proudly! ::Star And Eric both Sweat drop::

29) You have all the Sailor Moon Movies before they've been out for two full months.

HEY! Thats me too! ::Jade giggles Star sighs and says:: You know you really are like your sister. ::Jade immediatly frowns and glares at the yellow cat:: I AM NOT! ::She shouts at him and holds Star tightly around his neck. Eric watches on looking very frightened he takes a few steps away and clears his throat.::

30) You have all the Original Sailor Moon manga that is on sale here in America.

::Jade has released Star and is looking a bit guiltily down at the cat that now has a bright blue face:: I have been collecting them myself! ::She says to you while she pets the cat that is now gaining back it's nice yellow color:: My next book is on back order though. ::She says with a sigh::

31) You have a music box that is shaped like a star and have it special ordered so it plays the song that Princess Serena and Prince Darien's locket played.

::Jade smiles:: I'm working on it I just can't seem to find the right place! ::Star and Eric just shrug::

32) You find Naoko Takeuchi's address and almost cry your so happy.

::Jade nods:: The other day I found a site that had her address I wrote it down and if I wasn't in school when I found it I would have cried! ::Star chuckles and Eric just smiles::

33) COMMING SOON!

::Everyone just stares looking confused then finally Eric shakes his head and goes to move on::

34) You have all the Sailor Moon Movies Dubbed AND Subtitled.

::Eric and Star both turn and stare at Jade:: Yeah SO? Whats wrong with that? ::They shake their heads and Eric continues::

35) You LOVE thunder storms and enjoy taking strolls in them through your local park with an umbrella.

::Jade looks over Eric's shoulder and raises an eyebrow:: I may be obsessed but I ain't crazy!

36) You buy a beach ball and make it look like Rini's Luna P ball.

::Jade looks thoughtful for a moment but Star jumps on her shoulder and says:: DON'T EVEN think about it!

37) You are a really good swimmer and can lap anyone.

::The three some looks a bit confused:: Oh wait I get it! ::Jade exclaims:: Michiru and Ami are REALLY good swimmers. ::Eric and Star look a bit suprised:: Wow! Good Job! ::Star says:: Yeah I'm suprised you figured that out on your own. ::Eric agrees. Jade looks angry and her face turns bright red. Star and Eric sweat drop nervously:: No, we were being SERIOUS! ::Eric insists:: It was a tough one to figure out! ::Star adds. Jade's face starts going back to normal:: Really? ::She asks anxiously. Eric and Star nod. Jade becomes extatic:: Hey You guys actually appreciate something I've done! ::Eric sweat drops and Star falls off her shoulder on to his face::

38) Also Comming soon

::Jade scratches her head:: Didn't we go through this gag already? ::Eric shakes his head:: No that was the Comming soon one. ::Jade nods:: Oh YEAH! ::Star just shakes his head::

39)You glue the cresent moon from your lucky charms cereal on your head and brag to your friends that Luna finally found you.

::Jade grins:: The person that sent this didn't give a name.. Oh shoot and we forgot to ask! ::Punches Eric:: OUCH! What was THAT for!? ::Eric asks angerly:: For not asking thats YOUR job! Oh and they also claimed they never tried it. ::Jade Winks:: Suuuurrreee.... ::Eric and Jade both grin:: In anycase if you sent this PLEASE send us your name or a Nickname you like to go by! ::Jade smiles sweetly Eric nods::

40)You're OUTRAGED by the HORRIBLE Cartoon Network version of Super S!

::Jade jumps ALL over this one:: SERIOUSLY! What's with this Armara and Michell CRAP! And them being COUSINS COME ON!!! That's BS and EVERYONE KNOWS IT!! I HAVE A PIC TO PROVE IT! ::Eric puts a CENSORED stamp on the pic:: JADE!! ::Star yells and Jade looks completely and totally innocently confused:: What? ::Star and Eric fall face first then Eric gets up and dusts himself off:: Anyway...

41) You get REALLY pissed when ANYONE and I mean ANYONE disses Sailor Moon.

::Jade nods:: Natural Moonie reaction no matter HOW big they are right!? The bigger they are the harder more call! ::Star face faults:: Uh... I think you mean the harder THEY FALL... ::Jade nods:: That's what I said. ::Eric raises and eyebrow and shrugs continuing::

42)You can recite ALL the scouts in order of which they appear in the series.

That does inclued the Sailor Stars! ::Jade grins:: I bet most of YOU can't do that! ::Jade Grins::

43)You make up long dumb lists of "You know you're obsessed with Sailor Moon When..."

::Jade, Eric and Star face fault:: Um.... No comment? ::Jade almost questions::

44)You can tell which series a pic is from just from the broach Sailor Moon is wearing.

::Jade nods:: That's valid I think. ::Eric agrees:: Yeah that's definately memorizartion of detail!

45)You can tell a series just from the attacks used.

Oooh... that's a BIT more difficult but it's definatly possible! ::Jade says thoughtfuly:: Yeah... I wonder if you could... ::Eric smirks Jade face faults and glares at Eric:: Shut up! ::Jade crosses her arms snobishly::

46)You can tell an episode just from outfits.

::Jade cringes:: Um... that.. I think is pushing it... JUST a bit... ::Eric nods:: Yeah... Just a bit...

47)Everything in your room is Sailor Moon related or has Sailor Moon stickers on it. (ie. Cd players, Raido's, Clocks, Book cases, mirrors, doors, etc.)

::Jade nods:: Again something that I think is fairly common. ::Eric and star shakes their heads at her and she looks baffled:: WHAT!? ::Eric ignores her and continues::

48)You INSIST that Utena and all it's characters (Being FROM the director of Sailor Moon) is a direct take off and take offence when people claim Utena is better. (Extra if you even agree to a certain extent)

::Jade and Eric scratch their heads:: Now... I think... this one explains itself... ::Jade says Eric REFUSES to comment at ALL not wanting to piss anyone off and continues::

49)You make a WHOLE web page about you're own made up Character for Sailor Moon.

Yet ANOTHER popular moonie obsession! ::Jade smirks, Eric nods and Star just walks off looking completely annoyed with everything going on on the page in general::

50)YOU TOOK THE TIME TO READ THIS LIST!

::Jade and Eric exchange glances:: Well... do we get extra for taking the time to WRITE this list? ::Jade wonders Eric shrugs:: Doubt it we're only the leaders of the Guardian Scouts. ::Eric's dripping scarcasm seems to escape the yellow one's ears and she nods:: Good point... ::Eric face faults::

Ok moving on... ::Looks over the paper:: Guess thats it for now. ::Jade grabs the paper:: It can't be! ::she looks it over and then looks at the back:: Huh, your right. Oh shoot! ::She sighs:: Don't worry! ::Eric tells her:: The, oh so nice, people that read the page will send us more! ::he smiles at you:: Isn't that right? ::Jade looks so hopeful you have to say yes. Jade suddenly looks so happy and does a few backflips around the room with ease:: YYEEEAAAAHHH!!! ::she screams. Eric jumps out of the way just before she hits him, Eric sweat drops:: Don't mind her. Just CLICK HERE to E-mail her so we can add your proofs of obsession to the page put the subject as "Obsessions". Thanks again! ::Jade stops and runs up next to Eric:: Yes Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! ::Eric clasps his hand over her mouth mufiling her voice:: Quick! I can't restrain her much longer! CLICK HERE! And send you proofs! HURRY!!

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