Geese..FOREVER


whirr whirr


Update: full grown..and with attitude


lookin out

"Small human! hah." (ERIC!)


Appearance/Disposition:They all have their full plumage. They stand at about two feet tall, with Zach being the fattest (has two fat rolls) but the fluffiest. He's the most fun to pounce on because he makes (cute) shrieking sounds when he get surprised. Then, Peter has some gray feathers, pretty blue eyes, is the smartest (always escapes the pen) and is the actual Alpha goose. Eric is the alternative 'Alpha' only because the other geese submit to him because he is he most aggressive. However, he's kinda ditzy and doesn't lead them very well. Mulan is rather small, a bit bigger than a duck. She's screechy and also sounds like a duckie. M-J is the sweetest and one of the best to hold. She never scratches and bites really lightly. Eric is the light-headed goose that always gets lost and has his head too high in the air. He loves humans the most, and tries to stand as tall as one. Unfortunately, when he does this, he doesn't see things on the ground and trips over things like M-J and Goku. Still, he's one of the best to hold because he lets my friend and I do anything to him. I can flip him upside down and spin him around, drop him in water, etc, and he doesn't mind. GEESE OWNZ! ~.^
Affections:The geese love being picked up, more so than ducks. However, most of them scratch A LOT. Zach can't be picked up because he has huge nasty feet, but is nice to hug and makes a nice pillow (A LIVE ONE). Peter is coo' cuz when I pick him up he likes to fly down and it looks really purty. Eric is the most placid, Mulan has kicky-feet, M-J always sits immediately in anyone's arms/lap.

Pet rating (1-10), 10 highest, 0 lowest:10.OMG! GEESE MAKE AWESOME PETS! I'm TELLING YOU, PEOPLE! Get geese..but only if it's legal, or you have nice neighbors. -.-* They don't eat much if there is a lot of available grass, and they're extremely cute/lovable. Go HERE to read more about geese.
Story: HOnce upon a time..8 little shrieking babies traveled in a cardboard box to a climate unlike their origin..They landed on the shores of the sunny peninsula on the peninsula. Some disapeared, but HotherS grew rapidly. They soon took hoVer the neighbors' land, honquering pastures after another. Everywhere they went, they soiled the ground, haking men quiver and tremble. But they were hoLy, sacred geese. They were worshiped by women and hated by men and dogs. --ErEC AlphA MalE 4 EVAH, (akA horney goose)
Maggie: Aww, he's so cute..
Eric: SERVE ME!!
Maggie: Aww..that's cute *pets him*
Eric: Excellent..



HUGE Zach on my lap..he's the best goose to squish!


The goose's salut.


Acid rain has its effects..@_@


just

Yes, my yard is a barren wasteland. I have the geese to thank for that.


OHH..Can't touch this (me so fine)


Yea..I have teeth..and I'm watching you.


Duck in goose's clothing


ATTACKED!

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