You have just entered room "Amaryllis New Dawn."
SirAlextheFirst: What in the....
Chromeus18: OMG OMG OMG
Adm H Sopko: Blame it on the hurricane
Chromeus18: does anyone know if olive oil ferments, by any chance?
Chromeus18: i might have alcoholic fettucine tonight
Avatar of Soul: Woohoo
Avatar of Soul: BRB, feeding dog.
SirAlextheFirst: WHOA
SirAlextheFirst: And ANOTHER THING HAPPES
SirAlextheFirst: *HAPPENS
Chromeus18: whoamng what?
psychopenguin313: ?
Adm H Sopko: One I got a Penne Vodka that they didn't burn all the alcohol away with...
Adm H Sopko: I got drunk off it. Seriously
Adm H Sopko: Once even
SirAlextheFirst: Screamer's back. Don't IM spam him.
Avatar of Soul: Man, I missed him.
SirAlextheFirst: Chrome, let us know soem things about your character
SirAlextheFirst: Where he lives
SirAlextheFirst: What he likes to do
SirAlextheFirst: Profession
Avatar of Soul: scared of nontalking!
Avatar of Soul: Must post link!
SirAlextheFirst: Chrome?
SirAlextheFirst: :-(
Chromeus18: i'm here
SirAlextheFirst: *points to above*
Chromeus18: i'm trying to thaw my damned meat >_<
Avatar of Soul: That sounds bad.
Chromeus18: ok, his name is Jerriford Stullbin, he's a roughly middle aged dwarf (equivalent to 30-35 in human years), and he's a cleric of Tiyrael.
Chromeus18: he's from Asgard, and he has a tendency to be stubborn, but he's always good hearted
Avatar of Soul: Yay.
Avatar of Soul: But now I think I'm lagging, but I'm probably not.
Avatar of Soul: Nope.
SirAlextheFirst: I think I'm lagging
SirAlextheFirst: And I prolyl shouldn'tve done IM starters with this many people. But when I decided to we only had 3 people here...
Avatar of Soul: lol.
Quitesimplymad: (I'd have expected there to be even more.)
Chromeus18: well, that's a basic rundown of my char
Chromeus18: so go next person
SirAlextheFirst: Everyone went
SirAlextheFirst: Gorth and VSM are set
Avatar of Soul: Woo
Chromeus18: i must be incredibly late >_>
Quitesimplymad: Well, I guess I'll get out of bed.
Quitesimplymad: And stretch and look out the window, provided it's not boarded up.
SirAlextheFirst: It's not. This is a nice, high quality inn
Quitesimplymad: Well, that was nice of them.
SirAlextheFirst: Traders are rich :P
Quitesimplymad: What's in my room, anyhow?
Avatar of Soul: *shakes sleep off him* "...I am sorry, Melanie, but though I care for you, I cannot bring myself to trust those that have forsaken me."
Avatar of Soul: *wakes up fully, surveys surroundings*
SirAlextheFirst: The normal things you'd find in a good quality hotel room in the 1700's
Quitesimplymad: Oh, lovely.
Quitesimplymad: I guess it's time for Breakfast. >Shrug<
Quitesimplymad: There a bar/eatery attached to this hotel? And if so, is breakfast complimentary of the hotel, my employers, or no one?
SirAlextheFirst: Yes, and yes
psychopenguin313: (Back.)
Avatar of Soul: *heads downstairs, and finds out what there is to eat or drink*
Quitesimplymad: Excellent. I go downstairs, and have whatever I see someone eating first. Unless it's a complimentary whore, in which case I have the eggs.
psychopenguin313: (What's going on?)
SirAlextheFirst: Intros
SirAlextheFirst: Hardest part of things is getting people together
Avatar of Soul: *chooses breakfast, picking breads, salads, what have you*
Chromeus18: *travels to the Temple of Gabriel*
SirAlextheFirst: Fergus's first sight at the eatery is an elf, picking breads, salads, and what have you for his breakfast
SirAlextheFirst: (There's an elf in front of you. You two can talk to each other now if you want.)
Quitesimplymad: Fantastic. I eat vegetarian today.
Avatar of Soul: (...Hi.)
Avatar of Soul: (I am galstaff, sorceror of light!)
Avatar of Soul: (Watch out for ogres!)
Avatar of Soul: *see's Fergus copying his meal* "...may I help you?"
Quitesimplymad: OOC: (Parenthesis?)
SirAlextheFirst: Ah yes
SirAlextheFirst: (OOC)
SirAlextheFirst: "Dialogue"
Quitesimplymad: Mmmm? No. It just looked good.
SirAlextheFirst: Game related stuff
Chromeus18: (what's the town that the temple of Gabriel is in again?)
Quitesimplymad: (Sorry. "" for next time)
Avatar of Soul: ('s ok)
SirAlextheFirst: *actions*
SirAlextheFirst: <thoughts>
SirAlextheFirst: Shoulda said that before
Avatar of Soul: "I see."
Quitesimplymad: (Roger on the <>)
Avatar of Soul: Can I get a physical description of Fergus
Adm H Sopko: (Asgard, VSM)
Avatar of Soul: Queklain is tall for an elf, nearly five and a half feet, and is almost somewhat lanky, but to humans, he seems almost perfectly well proportioned. His hair, a black color akin to ebony,
Avatar of Soul: is kept in a ponytail, and almost seems to give off a greasy impression. Despite this, the elf seems rather good looking, and his green eyes seem full of force and personality.
Quitesimplymad: (6'3, about 225 pounds. Fergus is a large man, though he looks very low-key. He has somewhat long hair, tied back a little in a tail, mostly for convenience. He has a rough face, and it's obvious he missed a shave or two
Chromeus18: *goes inside the temple of Gabriel when he gets there*
Chromeus18: (you get no decrip of me until you meet me :P)
Quitesimplymad: He's still rather young looking, you'd place him as a mid-teenager, as far as humans go. His eyes, which are more focused on his plate than on you, are blue, and somewhat dark.
Avatar of Soul: "What is your name, human?"
Quitesimplymad: He wears travelling clothes. You can't tell if he's wearing short-pants or a kilt, but his legs are rather hairy. His arms are not. All of his hair is a mid-dark shade of coppery brown.)
Quitesimplymad: "Fergus. You got one, Elf?"
Avatar of Soul: "Call me Queklain."
Adm H Sopko: ::A new man walks down the steps. He is around 5'10" and has a slightly lean look to him. His features are soft, but he has a look of deep introspection to him. He sits at a table alone, seemingly to calm down as it looks he
Quitesimplymad: "Right then, Queklain. Well met, I suppose"
Adm H Sopko: was just exercising. He scans the room casually, at ease for the first time since last night::
Avatar of Soul: "Most certainly."
SirAlextheFirst: Scanning the room, eh
Chromeus18: you can get to me whenever you want alex
MagusThePimp has entered the room.
Quitesimplymad: *Fergus resumes eating. He doesn't have a closed expression. He looks kind of bored, but not annoyed. You get the impression that he'd respond, if you kept talking, but he isn't about to open his mouth, unless the salad goes into it
Avatar of Soul: "...Come over here. Don't simply sit alone, its boring. Being alone drives you insane!" There is an edge to Queklains voice, barely detectable, that states that this elf believes in that FIRMLY.
Quitesimplymad: *Fergus arches an eyebrow, but says nothing*
Avatar of Soul: *enjoys his vegetarian meal*
Avatar of Soul: "Come now." *to the guy sulking alone in the corner*
Avatar of Soul: The edge remains, but this man seems to have a friendly tone in his voice which simply invites and asks for response, if not immediate acceptance.
Adm H Sopko: ::His eyebrow archs at the elf, he smiles a bit before laughing gently:: "I guess you could be right, sir. I'm just not a morning person, whenever I may wake up." ::He stands, walking over to the table and sitting down::
Adm H Sopko: "What might your name be, friend?"
Avatar of Soul: "I am Queklain Il'phuk."
Quitesimplymad: (Ill fuck? Poor guy)
Adm H Sopko: ::He extends his hand with a friendly smile:: "Hunter Sopko"
Avatar of Soul: "Name, or profession?" A friendly smile informs you of the elves joke.
Adm H Sopko: ::He chuckles:: "I get that a lot, actually..."
Avatar of Soul: (He got rid of the last syllable on his name, 'ihr, because it means literally 'the exiled'. But it's pronounced here, like her.)
SirAlextheFirst: (*pokes chat*)
Avatar of Soul: "So what brings the two of you to Asgard?"
Adm H Sopko: ::Hunter's smile quickly turns. He looks away slightly:: "That is personal, sir."
Quitesimplymad: "Business"
Avatar of Soul: "Ah, understandable. My apologies, Hunter."
Avatar of Soul: "I come here on business as well, Fergus, though I have no doubts that your work is probably more glamourous than mine."
Avatar of Soul: (BRB)
Adm H Sopko: ::He nods to Quieklain, staying silent and taking the look of introspection back to his face::
Quitesimplymad: "Not really. Mostly I just follow merchants around"
Quitesimplymad: *Fergus shrugs* "They pay good enough money to have a big guy like me around. Even if they don't really do much."
SirAlextheFirst: (DM hint: Take initiative! Say stuff! Do things! Even an occasional OOC is better than a dead chat for 15 minutes o_O)
Adm H Sopko: "Would you perhaps have heard of the Yarovan Traders?"
Avatar of Soul: "..who are they?
Quitesimplymad: (Ok.)
Quitesimplymad: (Alex, have I? Who was I with?)
SirAlextheFirst: (Most certainly. You've been around most of the major trading companies)
Quitesimplymad: "Aye"
Adm H Sopko: ::He smiles softly:: "They are the trading group I was once part of. You may have heard of the... accident... they suffered a few weeks ago..."
Quitesimplymad: "Hmm?"
Avatar of Soul: "No, I haven't. What happened?"
Adm H Sopko: "Nothing particular... just some moron pronounced a bridge safe to cross for one of their main caravans and it collapsed"
Avatar of Soul: "Mistakes happen. I wouldn't be so quick to judge the man a moron."
Quitesimplymad: *Fergus grunts* "How bad'd that turn out to be?"
Adm H Sopko: "No overwhelming casualties... they lost about 10% of their carts and goods, with a small death list..."
Adm H Sopko: "Luckily, most were already across"
Avatar of Soul: "If most had crossed, then the bridge was indeed safe until the end." Queklain shrugs, an expression most decidedly human.
Quitesimplymad: <Ought to be work for a guy like me showing up, soon. What goods they have left, they'll want taken care of. Shame about the casualties, but I guess that's life>
Adm H Sopko: "I guess. They picked up and moved on though. They've already mourned their losses and moved on to business as usual"
Avatar of Soul: "Such is the way of life."
Adm H Sopko: "Yes..."
Quitesimplymad: "Know if they're holed up around here, somewhere?"
Adm H Sopko: ::He is careful not to make reference of himself being in the group:: "No... they were leaving Asgard when it happened"
Quitesimplymad: "Ah"
Avatar of Soul: "Hm."
Quitesimplymad: <Bah! They'll probably be long over this, by the time I catch up to them. Oh well.>
Avatar of Soul: "I just hope someone will find a use for me in the trade routes. If not, I'll have to seek other sources of monetary income, or sell possessions of mine."
Quitesimplymad: "Ye a trader? Or a merc?"
Avatar of Soul: *smiles* "A mercenary."
Quitesimplymad: *Fergus grunts*
Adm H Sopko: "Most of the main trade routes are either coming or going at this time... I doubt you'd find much in the city in that respect"
Avatar of Soul: "Something surprising about my profession?"
Quitesimplymad: "Nah. Yer probably stronger'n ye look. N' likely twice 's fast."
Quitesimplymad: *To Hunter* "Ah, HELL. I timed it wrong, again."
Avatar of Soul: "Not really. My talents are slightly different."
Quitesimplymad: "Ah."
Avatar of Soul: Queklain wiggles his fingers, and whispers a bit... before transforming the water he was drinking into a solid block of ice.
Avatar of Soul: "I'm a sorceror. Not much skill in other areas, although I've been told that I am good with rocks." *shrugs*
Quitesimplymad: *Fergus grunts*
Adm H Sopko: ::Hunter smiles softly:: "It is tough to determine the trade times. It's usually best to be patient than to rely on luck"
Quitesimplymad: <My patience is about to break. I'd better get back to my salad>
Avatar of Soul: "Although the richest traders have done well on luck, the most secure of traders tend to be patient."
Avatar of Soul: "Or cheating to see the future."
Quitesimplymad: *Fergus seems to be eating faster. His chewing is considerably more forced than before*
Chromeus18: *barges into the pub, in his vestments of Tiyrael and long dwarven beard*
PrisonerOfTheOak has entered the room.
Chromeus18: "Attention all those who'd be callin' themselves mercenaries! We be needin' a defense squad to protect a caravan from Silva!"
Avatar of Soul: *stands up gently*
psychopenguin313: *follows the dwarf into the pub*
Chromeus18: "Any takers can dally up with the caravan for payment and such"
Avatar of Soul: "...Who are you, good dwarf?"
Quitesimplymad: "Well, if that ain't the best of luck. Done with the salad, too"
Quitesimplymad: (Hail, Strago! I thought you'd never come. >Kiss with cartoonishly, head-encompassing lips<)
Chromeus18: "The name's Jerriford, lad. In service to m'Lord Tiyrael"
MagusThePimp: ::Still on the stairs, as if no one had noticed her, a red-headed human female stares and watches the commotion that just started::
PrisonerOfTheOak: (*waves sheepishly*
Avatar of Soul: "A priest, then."
MagusThePimp: <What is going on here? Where AM I?>
Chromeus18: "A damn fine one too, methinks"
Chromeus18: *puffs up his chest*
Adm H Sopko: ::Hunter notices the woman enter and awkwardly stands, acknowledging her presence with a nod before sitting back down again::
Avatar of Soul: *looks to the female, then back to the priest*
Chromeus18: "So? Any takers?"
psychopenguin313: "We won't be paying you personally, but the company itself will."
Quitesimplymad: *Fergus stands* Aye.
Adm H Sopko: ::He looks to the man as he sits:: "What trading group might this be?"
Chromeus18: "Brother Roald be right! So don't go off on how much you're getting to us"
Avatar of Soul: "I will. What is the pay, good cleric of... of Tiyrael?"
MagusThePimp: ::The girl walks slowly down the stairs, taking several seconds per step. She makes her way down three or so steps, but then her drowziness and fear get to her, causing her to stumble and fall down the remaining nine stairs::
Chromeus18: "I dunnae know, the head driver seems a bit shy"
Quitesimplymad: "Hmm!"
Avatar of Soul: *tuns quickly to the girl, rushing to her side*
Avatar of Soul: "...Are you ok, m'lady?"
MagusThePimp: "I....I'm....I'm ok"
psychopenguin313: "Are you ill?"
Chromeus18: "Now elven lad, I told ye I don't know! We're just here to rally up some able swords!"
Quitesimplymad: *Fergus turns around, startled. He watches as the elf has it covered*
Adm H Sopko: ::Hearing a tumble down the stairs, he rushes to the girl's side, asking the same question at the same time::
Chromeus18: "Poor lass, are ye hurt?"
SirAlextheFirst: (BTW: The new D&D players have 100000 ranks in Common Sense, which lets them automaticalyl make and pass checks to get DM advice)
MagusThePimp: *slowly, the girl gets up on her hands and knees*
Quitesimplymad: *He turns back to the Dwarf* "I can help yeh, if ye'd have me"
MagusThePimp: "Can anyone tell me....just exactly where I am?"
Avatar of Soul: (I would if I knew!)
Adm H Sopko: ::He stands, extending his hand to help the girl to her feet:: "Actually, I am not too sure of that myself"
Chromeus18: "You're welcome to join lad! What be yer name?"
Chromeus18: *inspects the girl for any cuts or bruises*
MagusThePimp: "Then...how did I get here?"
Chromeus18: "Ye be in Asgard, lass. City of the Triumvirate!"
Adm H Sopko: ::Looks around:: "Does anyone know the name of this inn?"
Chromeus18: "Aye, it's (insert whatever alex says here)"
Quitesimplymad: "Fergus, sir. I thank yeh, for the business."
SirAlextheFirst: (Exact location: main continent of Amaryllis, country of Asgard, city of Asgard (capitol of nation of Asgard), lobby of the high class inn.... Chrome gets to name it)
Chromeus18: "Shining Horse Inn!"
Chromeus18: (go me!)
Adm H Sopko: ::Sighs and off-handedly remarks:: "Stupid Lester..."
MagusThePimp: "I've never heard of this Asgard before. Is it some kingdom of sorts?"
Chromeus18: *eyes the girl with wide eyes* "Ye've never even HEARD of Asgard, lass?"
Quitesimplymad: *Fergus gives the girl the ol' Fisheye.*
psychopenguin313: "Where are you from?"
MagusThePimp: "I'm....from the 3rd room on the left upstairs. That's about all I know. I just woke up there this morning."
Adm H Sopko: ::Smirks:: "Give the girl some room! She's obviously a bit under the weather! Enough with the questions!"
psychopenguin313: (brb)
Quitesimplymad: <Hoo, boy. Must've been some strong ale or magic. Likely both, by the look of it.>
Chromeus18: *smirks back* "Ye can't help her much without askin any questions"
Adm H Sopko: ::He takes a sheepish look:: "Well, yes... I suppose... but not all at once"
MagusThePimp: *to the dwarf* "If you don't mind me asking, sir...why is your beard so long? I've never seen a human with a beard that short."
Chromeus18: "Anyone else want to join this expedition?"
MagusThePimp: (argh...short = long)
Avatar of Soul: *smiles at her naivete* "I wish to join you, under one condition."
Chromeus18: "Aye, me beard runs in the family! Ole grandma Stullbin had a...... lassie, I'm not a human if ya didn't notice"
Quitesimplymad: *Keeps the fisheye going*
Avatar of Soul: "Can I ask that my privacy be respected, and that none will cast any divinations upon me or my person."
psychopenguin313: (Back.)
Avatar of Soul: "It is rather important to me."
MagusThePimp: "You aren't a human? Then...are you a demon?"
Quitesimplymad: *Fergus focuses his attention on the man that entered after the dwarf*
Chromeus18: "Excellent lad! Just come along with us then. And as long as ye do yer job I think those conditions can be met"
Avatar of Soul: "Demons don't wear symbols of the trinity without first desecrating them in some way."
psychopenguin313: "I don't even use magic, so you have nothing to fear from me in that respect.
Avatar of Soul: "Thank you very much."
MagusThePimp: "....there's....so much....." *the girl faints*
Chromeus18: "Lassie..... you seem to have a bit of amnesia, methinks..."
Quitesimplymad: *He shrugs, and waits outside.*
Avatar of Soul: If nobody else wishes to, I'll catch her.
Adm H Sopko: ::He catches the girl as she faints and sighs:: "Somethings off about this whole thing..."
Avatar of Soul: "Indeed."
Adm H Sopko: "If I may ask, sir, how did you come to occupy this inn last evening?"
psychopenguin313: "So..."
Chromeus18: *inspects the girl again for any cuts or bruises, then goes and asks everyone else if they wanna join*
Chromeus18: "Brother Roald, ye kin start leadin' the hirees back if ye wish!"
psychopenguin313: "Very well."
psychopenguin313: "Follow me, those who wish to join.
psychopenguin313: *walks back to the caravan*
psychopenguin313: (brb, sorry.)
Avatar of Soul: *follows the man silently*
Quitesimplymad: (Peng, I'm already outside. I follow you when you leave the inn.)
Chromeus18: and anyone else who joins follow too :P
Adm H Sopko: ::He sighs, picking the girl up into his arms and not having the slightest fucking clue of what to do:: ~Whatever happened to people answering questions?~
Quitesimplymad: (Soppy, who'd you ask?)
Chromeus18: *stays for a bit to check on the girl*
Adm H Sopko: (Quek)
Quitesimplymad: (Ok. Might not have seen it. >Shrug<)
Avatar of Soul: (Whoops)
Chromeus18: "Still out of it I see.... Ye can take her to the House of Tiyrael and get her some help..."
psychopenguin313: (Back.)
Avatar of Soul: "I required rest and sleep, and found this inn. This town disturbs me, somehow. I can't figure out why for the life of me, though."
Quitesimplymad: (BRB.)
psychopenguin313: *leads everyone to the caravan*
psychopenguin313: "We'll wait for the dwarf and anyone else here for now."
Chromeus18: (*would've kicked Roald if he'd heard that :P*)
Adm H Sopko: ::He sits the girl in a chair, leaning her forward onto the table a bit. He sits at another chair, confused as he listens to Quek's delayed answer:: "I have a similar story, and undoubtably this girl also has one..."
Quitesimplymad: (Back)
Quitesimplymad: (Peng, mind describing Roald?)
Chromeus18: "I suggest ye take her to the Temple of Tiyrael, lad. They can help her there."
psychopenguin313: Roald is a fairly nondescript human wearing greys and dark browns. His yellow green eyes are fairly dull, and he has middle-length black hair. The shortbow and quiver of arrows strapped to his back indicate his weapon of choice, but
psychopenguin313: you suspect that he has some other weapon concealed on his person.
SirAlextheFirst: (<3 on RPing without having to be dragged around by the DM)
Adm H Sopko: "I guess..." ::He's a bit at odds about entering a temple of Tiyrael, but anything could help. He looks to Queklain:: "What shall you do now, sir?"
Avatar of Soul: "Go where the money is."
Chromeus18: (Quek already joined the party *cues new member music*)
Chromeus18: "Well, if'n ye need any money or adventure, I'm sure you'd be welcome with the caravan!" *to sopko's char*
Adm H Sopko: ::Sighs gently:: ~Something tells me we're here for a reason... this may be it... but I can't work for a rival trading group...~ ::Looks to the girl:: ~Not to mention her... Can't just leave her in this state~
Chromeus18: "Well then, do what ye like, and may Tiyrael steer ye from harm, stranger!"
Chromeus18: *leaves*
Avatar of Soul: *follows the dwarf*
Adm H Sopko: ~Silva Enterprises? Never even heard of them... must be new...~
Chromeus18: when I get back and tell the head driver he's got people
Chromeus18: so who all joined?
psychopenguin313: I'm there.
SirAlextheFirst: The caravan, sitting outside the Temple of Gabriel, is 25 wagons, each drawn by 3 horses with one driver.
Avatar of Soul: Queklain, so far.
Quitesimplymad: I've been there.
Chromeus18: (i wish i could see people in the chat....)
SirAlextheFirst: The contents of the wagons are hidden under billowing sheets of what seems to be silk, and since Roald last left, 12 lone horses have joined, apparently for the guards
Adm H Sopko: ::He looks to the girl:: "Well, let's get you some help... ::He picks her up once again and carries her to the Temple of Gabriel, only to run into the caravan:: ~I can't catch a break, can I?~ ::He passes them, taking her
Adm H Sopko: inside::
Chromeus18: "Aye, Brother Roald, look like our duty here is done"
SirAlextheFirst: All the drivers of the caravan appear to be human men of about 30 years, and they are all oddly quiet.
Quitesimplymad: (Ain't gonna seem strange to me.)
psychopenguin313: "Let's head off, then?
SirAlextheFirst: Er
Avatar of Soul: "Aye."
SirAlextheFirst: The drivers ignore you all, though....
Chromeus18: *climbs up on a horse awkwardly*
SirAlextheFirst: They're looking back inside the temple, where Sopko just took the lady.
Avatar of Soul: *also climbs on a horse*
Chromeus18: *to the drivers* "What be troublin' ye lads? We're ready to depart."
SirAlextheFirst: They stare.
SirAlextheFirst: Meanwhile, inside the temple..
Adm H Sopko: ::He walks to the priests he met yesterday:: "This woman passed out in the inn. She also seems to have something wrong with her... can you help?"
Chromeus18: "Blast it all! Don't ye have a deadline or somesuch??" *cut off by temple*
SirAlextheFirst: Brother Joe, the slightly informal head priest at the moment (Roald and Jerriford met him earlier), takes a look at the woman.
SirAlextheFirst: "Looks like nothing's wrong, to me. Just a fainting spell. Maybe she forgot to breath..."
SirAlextheFirst: He waves his hand, and the lady awakes
Adm H Sopko: ::She's still in Hunter's arms, so it's a bit awkward::
Quitesimplymad: (YEARGH)
MagusThePimp: ::slowly, her eyes open. The first thing she sees upon opening them is the sight of a man looking caringly at her. But the first thing she feels is a pair of hands on her...::
Adm H Sopko: ::Blinks as he looks to her, wondering why she's slightly unnerved::
MagusThePimp: ::she hops out of his hands quickly, stumbles a bit on the ground, but finally stands up on her own two feet without falling::
Adm H Sopko: ::Blinks again:: "Umm... hello, M'lady... are you well?"
MagusThePimp: "Yeah....I'm fine....did you bring me here?"
Adm H Sopko: ::Nods:: "Yes... after you passed out everyone else left"
MagusThePimp: "...thank you, kind friend...I'd repay you if I had money or something, but alas, I don't."
SirAlextheFirst: "Next time, little lady, just remember to breath, okay? And don't inhale the fumes."
MagusThePimp: "Fumes? From what? I don't remember anything of the sort back at the inn"
Adm H Sopko: ::Shakes his head:: "No need for payment, M'lady..."
SirAlextheFirst: "Er... nothing, nevermind." Brother Joe looks sheepish, his joke having fallen completely flat.
Avatar of Soul: (I caught it. Too bad I'm not there.)
MagusThePimp: "So, where am I now? It seems I go from one unknown locale to another at a frighteningly fast rate"
Adm H Sopko: "You're in the city of Asgard on the continent Amaryllis, M'lady. Inside the Temple of Gabriel"
Quitesimplymad: (My wisdom score is too low to get most jokes.)
SirAlextheFirst: "This is the Temple of Gabriel, miss. Er, yes, what he said."
MagusThePimp: "What is the temple of Gabriel?"
Adm H Sopko: ::He looks to the priest with a confused look::
SirAlextheFirst: "It's... a temple... to Gabriel. Are you all right, miss?"
MagusThePimp: "Who is Gabriel? Is he a saint? Is he perhaps a priest? Is it a guy or a girl?"
SirAlextheFirst: *looks at her for a minute* "Man.... are you kidding me?"
MagusThePimp: "I'm a woman, sir priest"
SirAlextheFirst: *concentrates for a moment*
SirAlextheFirst: *turns to Hunter* "... she's not lying. Do you know anything about her?"
Adm H Sopko: ::Shakes his head:: "No, sir... I just met naught an hour ago."
SirAlextheFirst: Brother Joe looks greatly confused and scared. And cut to outside
SirAlextheFirst: The drivers yet stare into the doors of the temple, unheeding of y'all impatient guards
Quitesimplymad: "So I says to Maybelle, I says"
Quitesimplymad: (No, kidding.)
Avatar of Soul: *gently touches the holy symbol concealed in his robes, relishing the burning sensation without letting it linger too long*
Chromeus18: "Let's get this show on the road already!"
Quitesimplymad: (I take it we don't see that.)
psychopenguin313: *carefully watches the other people*
psychopenguin313: (I could, maybe.)
Quitesimplymad: *Fergus stretches out, and leans against a cart*
SirAlextheFirst: Finally, one of the drivers gets down from his seat.
Chromeus18: "I can feel me beard growin' grey....." *looks very sad*
SirAlextheFirst: He speaks, in a nearly flat voice. "Do the guards know of the woman who was taken inside?"
psychopenguin313: (?)
SirAlextheFirst: (Y'all are the caravan guards)
Chromeus18: "What does that matter? Tis no business of yours, I dunna think"
psychopenguin313: (Woman who was taken inside?)
SirAlextheFirst: (Right?)
Chromeus18: "Poor lass must has amnesia, I'd say"
SirAlextheFirst: "It matters to me."
SirAlextheFirst: "She does not remember who she is?"
Avatar of Soul: "Do you know her?"
Quitesimplymad: <Hoo, boy. I don't like the look of this one>
SirAlextheFirst: "I do not know her. If she does not know who she is, though, then she should find out."
psychopenguin313: "Yes, that is true."
Avatar of Soul: *shrug*
Chromeus18: "She couldn't tell a dwarf from a demon, I dun think she knows much at all"
psychopenguin313: "But currently no business of ours, is it?"
SirAlextheFirst: "Not currently of yours. Our contract is terminated as of now."
psychopenguin313: "..."
psychopenguin313: "I see."
Quitesimplymad: <What the?!>
Quitesimplymad: "What the?!"
Chromeus18: "What?? I dun think yer client would be too happy with that..."
Quitesimplymad: (What the?!)
SirAlextheFirst: *turns to face the guards-no-longer* "I propose a new contract.":
SirAlextheFirst: "You will accompany our caravan and defend it, and you will do the same for that woman. Your pay scale will be increased commeasurately from the old contract."
SirAlextheFirst: "Will you accept?"
Chromeus18: "I think that choice rightly belongs to her if she's coming with us"
Chromeus18: "If she does, that's fine by me as long as we get a move on"
Avatar of Soul: "...What exactly is the pay scale, and what is the degree of increase?"
psychopenguin313: (?)
Avatar of Soul: (Just a stall in the chat as we await response.)
SirAlextheFirst: "......" *stares at Jerriford* "I... did not think of that. You are correct. As for the pay... five thousand dollars?"
Avatar of Soul: (Gold? Just trying to be helpful here. :P)
Adm H Sopko: ::Right then, Hunter exits the temple with the woman in question, sticking as close to her as a bodyguard apparantly::
SirAlextheFirst: (Dollar = basic monetary unit. Yes, kill me. $1000 = normal fee for a caravan guard stint of two weeks)
Quitesimplymad: (Oh, Alex. >Shakes head<
MagusThePimp: *to Hunter, while exiting* "He still didn't answer my question: who is Gabriel? What does this have to do with the country we're in?"
Chromeus18: "And there she be now! Feelin' better lassie?"
Avatar of Soul: *eyes carefully the person that he is set to protect*
Adm H Sopko: ::He sighs:: "Gabriel is one of the three patron Gods that looks over Asgard and all good lands"
MagusThePimp: "Oh, it's a religion of sorts?"
Chromeus18: *slaps his forehead*
Adm H Sopko: "Yes"
Chromeus18: "Well... good to see ye're conscious at least..."
MagusThePimp: "Yes, it feels good to be on my feet again"
PrisonerOfTheOak has left the room.
Chromeus18: "The caravan driver wishes to ask ye something as well, lass"
MagusThePimp: "Where is he?"
Chromeus18: *points to him*
SirAlextheFirst: *takes cue from Jerriford* "Girl, is it true that you do not know who you are?"
MagusThePimp: "Yes, that is correct...why do you ask?"
Adm H Sopko: ::Follows the girl, not creepily, bodyguard-like::
SirAlextheFirst: "Such a person can be easily harmed, even unintentionally. Would you like to come with us? I and these men will not harm you."
Chromeus18: "Aye lass, you travel with Tiyrael should ye accept"
PrisonerOfTheOak has entered the room.
MagusThePimp: "I suppose I shall....is Tiyrael another one of these gods?"
Avatar of Soul: "YES."
Avatar of Soul: "Oh, and the WICKED GODS are Satan, and Sakhmet! Oh, and the Judicator doesn't really care, since she absolutely believes firmly in the law, as it should be!"
Avatar of Soul: <Outburst bad. Must do damage control.>
Chromeus18: *eyes the elf warily*
psychopenguin313: <Wow. This is quite a crew.>
Avatar of Soul: "...I'm sorry I spouted that. It must be my temper, and I apologize."
SirAlextheFirst: *turns, satisfied* "Then, will you accept the contract?"
Avatar of Soul: "Watch out for the servants of the darkness. They hide themselves, some well, some not too well. Others flaunt it, and gain power that way."
Chromeus18: "Tiyrael is the hand of righteousness in this land! Ye'll suffer no harm under his watchful eye"
Adm H Sopko: ::Looks to the driver:: "What might this contract be?"
SirAlextheFirst: "The one proposed before Mr. Jerriford behaved sensibly."
MagusThePimp: "Where are we headed, might I ask?"
SirAlextheFirst: "To the town of Mortok, in Penobscot."
Avatar of Soul: "Mortok."
Avatar of Soul: *noting it to himself*
Adm H Sopko: ~Traveling with a rival trade organization? What would Dad say? Hell, they're heading for Mortok right now...~
Avatar of Soul: <...the birthplace of Throkk. Interesting, it should be.>
Adm H Sopko: ((Strike that thought))
SirAlextheFirst: *to the lady* "It is... west of this place, and north. Do you know west and north?"
MagusThePimp: "I know my directions, if that's what you're asking"
Chromeus18: "She knows the common speak, she should know her cardinal directions... I hope"
SirAlextheFirst: *nods*
SirAlextheFirst: *awaits responses to his contract offer*
Avatar of Soul: "I accept."
Quitesimplymad: "I'm for stayin', provided yeh don't feel like switchin' your minds again."
SirAlextheFirst: "Thank you. And thank you."
Adm H Sopko: ::He sighs:: "I'll go"
Chromeus18: "Ye need not worry with a Stullbin with ye! Me family is a long line of brave warriors, and I dare not disgrace it!"
Avatar of Soul: *smiles suddenly*
Avatar of Soul: "...So, what is your name?" *to the driver*
SirAlextheFirst: "Thank you, and thank you" *to Jerriford and Hunter*
psychopenguin313: *shrugs* I'll go.
SirAlextheFirst: "And thank you."
Chromeus18: "So what say ye, lassie? And do tell us yer name, if'n ye know that"
Avatar of Soul: *repeats question to driver, an odd gleam in his eye* "And driver, what are you called?"
SirAlextheFirst: He's answering, just a minute :P
Avatar of Soul: (If he says "WE ARE LEGION" I'm going to HUG alex.)
MagusThePimp: "I'll....come. If I knew my name, I'd gladly tell you, but I do not know it. Perhaps I'll remember it, if I had one in the first place"
Quitesimplymad: <She's completely daft>
Adm H Sopko: ::Helpfully:: "Well, for now, what would you like us to call you?"
Quitesimplymad: <She can't just go without a name.>
Chromeus18: "Well, may Tiyrael grant you yer memories soon, lass"
Quitesimplymad: <Not to mention up and coming with a caravan, when she doesn't even know who she is.>
Chromeus18: (how many fingers am i holding up? :P)
SirAlextheFirst: "My name is..... " He hesitates.
SirAlextheFirst: "Callen."
Avatar of Soul: "Callen? Interesting."
Avatar of Soul: "I am Queklain."
Chromeus18: "Queklain, is it? hmmmm..."
SirAlextheFirst: "I know. I have heard of you all before. Lester did well to assemble you."
psychopenguin313: "Lester?"
Adm H Sopko: "Lester?! You know him?!"
Quitesimplymad: <What's this?>
Avatar of Soul: "Who is lester?"
SirAlextheFirst: "Except for Roald, who is our leader, of course."
psychopenguin313: <I'm the leader?>
SirAlextheFirst: "Lester is the man responsible for bringing you all to the Shining Horse, in some manner."
psychopenguin313: "I see.
Adm H Sopko: ::Smirks:: "Yeah, tell me something I don't know"
Chromeus18: "Hmmmmm.... What's so special about us anyways?"
SirAlextheFirst: "That, I do not know, except that you will all make excellent company. Shall we depart now? The day grows long."
Quitesimplymad: <Get out>
MagusThePimp: "....Eriko...."
Chromeus18: "Yes, let's not idle our time anymore"
Quitesimplymad: "Yeah. I suppose we'd best be leaven'"
Quitesimplymad: <Get out>
Adm H Sopko: "May I sit and chat with you a while as you drive, Callen? There is much it appears we can talk about."
SirAlextheFirst: "Please, all of you, talk with us. We have a long journey ahead" Callen smiles, and starts the caravan.
Quitesimplymad: <You didn't get out>
Avatar of Soul: "What?"
Avatar of Soul: *to the girl who just said Eriko*
MagusThePimp: "....you can call me Eriko"
Avatar of Soul: "Then I certainly will do so."
Avatar of Soul: "Fear not."
Chromeus18: "Eriko it is then! Now let's hit the ole road"
Adm H Sopko: ::Hops up onto his horse and trots to Eriko:: "Will you be riding a horse? Or taking the carriage?"
SirAlextheFirst: (End, or at least a break, now)
SirAlextheFirst: Or not
Adm H Sopko: (Alrighty)
psychopenguin313: Yeah, I have to go.
psychopenguin313: Need sleep.
psychopenguin313: 'night, all.
SirAlextheFirst: Good stopping point
SirAlextheFirst: GOod night, Peng
psychopenguin313 has left the room.
Chromeus18: bah on your sleep!
Adm H Sopko: Heh
PrisonerOfTheOak: *scattered applause from the audience*
SirAlextheFirst: Hokay.
MagusThePimp: heh
MagusThePimp: looks like a break now
SirAlextheFirst: Yes, I know it's bad to make one PC the focus, and that ain't what's going on.
SirAlextheFirst: Floor is open for comments questions and randomness now
Avatar of Soul: I hope not.
Avatar of Soul: If such is the case, I'm going to in some way wipe you all out as you sleep.
Avatar of Soul: Not intended as a personal insult.
Avatar of Soul: *shrug*
MagusThePimp: *shrugs*
SirAlextheFirst: It appears that I must now return to that place I said I never would
MagusThePimp: California?
Quitesimplymad: Heh.
SirAlextheFirst: No.
SirAlextheFirst: HoG.
Quitesimplymad: How's everyone doing? Are we being too sloppy for you?
Adm H Sopko: Why so?
Avatar of Soul: No, you guys are fine. Not as bad as some, worse than others, but not bad for a first time.
Chromeus18: i'll try to not be as gabby next time, it's just Jerry's nature
SirAlextheFirst: It was very good, especially considering that most of y'all haven't done this before
SirAlextheFirst: Kinda quiet at the start there, but that was also somewhat my fault
SirAlextheFirst: But then thigns picked up nicely
Avatar of Soul: You guys think too much. Thoughts are only projected, typically, when you have a way to project them to other people.
Avatar of Soul: Be they PC's or NPC's.
SirAlextheFirst: Posting thoughts is fine, IMO.
SirAlextheFirst: I'm just happy I got most everyone together
MagusThePimp: I just went how I felt I would react in that situation...minus the fainting
Avatar of Soul: Yeah, but they think too much!
Avatar of Soul: Grah!
MagusThePimp: thinking is good
SirAlextheFirst: *HATES trying to assemble parties*
MagusThePimp: makes you...um....not not think
Adm H Sopko: Heh
Quitesimplymad: >Shrug<
Quitesimplymad: That's mostly me.
SirAlextheFirst: Especially parties of good roleplayers who refuse to randomly join the party :P
Avatar of Soul: Thats why if I run a game again, I'll insist that everyone link themselves to at least two other PC's in their background so that there is strong party cohesion from the beginning.
Adm H Sopko: =-P
Avatar of Soul: I fought to prevent the loner stereotype!
Avatar of Soul: Soppy- "I want to be in the corner and brood like the true antihero loner awesome dude!"
Avatar of Soul: Me- "Get over here and converse, damn you!"
Avatar of Soul: "Did you not hear me? SNap to it, soldier!"
MagusThePimp: I just didn't know how to pop in at the beginning
Adm H Sopko: ::Snickers::
MagusThePimp: couldn't think of a good way to do it
Quitesimplymad: I can keep my thoughts to a minimum, in the future.
SirAlextheFirst: Don't
SirAlextheFirst: I like the thoughts
MagusThePimp: so, falling down the stairs worked, I guess
Quitesimplymad: Ok.
Chromeus18: i've already written some nice pwns for battle, casting, using the bathroom, etc.
SirAlextheFirst: It adds to the mood
SirAlextheFirst: And gives insight into the characters
SirAlextheFirst: Which, by the way, is what needs to be worked on next
Quitesimplymad: All righty then.
Chromeus18: insight that we can't act upon
Quitesimplymad: I am rather quiet, you know.
SirAlextheFirst: Ah, but Chrome, I can and will act upon it :P
SirAlextheFirst: Got to flesh out everyone's characters now
Chromeus18: of course, you're the DM
Avatar of Soul: I'm already fleshed out.
Avatar of Soul: :P
Adm H Sopko: Hunter will begin to show his knowledge of the trade routes... if the characters were too stupid to realize Hunter was talking about himself, they'll figure it out on the way
MagusThePimp: I have flesh, but that's about it
Chromeus18: i think Jerry's nature is pretty self-explanatory
SirAlextheFirst: Some are pretty dang fleshed out
SirAlextheFirst: Some aren't so much
MagusThePimp: what exactly is going to be done with my character?
MagusThePimp: since she was...kind of thrown together 5 minutes beforehand
PrisonerOfTheOak: Heh. Think I could use a bit of "fleshing out."
PrisonerOfTheOak: I'll have a character for the next session.
SirAlextheFirst: I am NOT making OK's character the focus of the story and this is NOT a big quest to recover her memories and eventually find she is the Chosen One Who Will Save The World.
SirAlextheFirst: That's been done to death. And beyond.
Adm H Sopko: Aye
Quitesimplymad: Good.
MagusThePimp: heh
MagusThePimp: yes, good
MagusThePimp: I'd shoot myself if that were to happen
PrisonerOfTheOak: *scratches Chosen One Who Will Save The World off of list*
PrisonerOfTheOak: *sighs*
SirAlextheFirst: Oh, YOU can be the CHosen One, Strago
Avatar of Soul: I'd shoot you if that were to happen.
SirAlextheFirst: If you want to
MagusThePimp: I'd rather just be Jill, the average person who lost her memory while in a drunken rage with her boyfriend
SirAlextheFirst: Just kidding
PrisonerOfTheOak: Aw, shucks.
MagusThePimp: hm....actually, I like that background
Avatar of Soul: I'm not!
Avatar of Soul: Hmmm.
Quitesimplymad: My background should likely be bland.
Avatar of Soul: *adds magus to buddy list because when I'm more awake, less drunk, and more coherent, I'll spam him with ideas I've got*
PrisonerOfTheOak: What does the party need, balance-wise? I had a concept, but want to change it.
MagusThePimp: I lost my memory in a bar fight, fell in a river, and sleepwalked into the inn, and now I've changed into a naive, stuidous little girl
SirAlextheFirst: OH YEAH
SirAlextheFirst: This came up in the middle of the game
SirAlextheFirst: RC is not going to join us.
SirAlextheFirst: Now or ever.
Adm H Sopko: ...
MagusThePimp: why so?
Chromeus18: wasn't he the other cleric?
Avatar of Soul: I'd be sad if I knew who that was.
MagusThePimp: RC is a yaoi lover
MagusThePimp: a cool one
SirAlextheFirst: He says his character sheet got corrupted while he was making it, and he took it as a bad omen.
Adm H Sopko: He directed the Yatta! video
PrisonerOfTheOak: Heh.
MagusThePimp: at least he HAS a character sheet
Avatar of Soul: The wicked hand of Karnage touches him from beyond the grave.
MagusThePimp: *stabs college network*
SirAlextheFirst: Neither RC nor Aku want to play, so.......
MagusThePimp: Duquense can die
Quitesimplymad: Oh, are you sure you didn't get that E-mail, dude?
MagusThePimp: yeah, I'm sure
SirAlextheFirst: I'm considering moving the game back to Fridays.
PrisonerOfTheOak: Hmmm. So with no RC, we could use a spellcaster, eh?
MagusThePimp: I just checked a few minutes again to make sure
Quitesimplymad: Ok. Just so you know, it was titled to look like homoerotic pornography.
MagusThePimp: .....
MagusThePimp: er.....
MagusThePimp: I won't go any deeper into that
SirAlextheFirst: Opinions?
Quitesimplymad: Fridays are fine.
MagusThePimp: Fridays?
PrisonerOfTheOak: Yeah, fine by me.
Avatar of Soul: Popi did that to me once
MagusThePimp: eh....they should work.....
Adm H Sopko: Fridays are fine
Chromeus18: i can do fridays
Avatar of Soul: He sent me Throkk, titled "HOT MAN LOVE CLICK HERE FOR FREE SEX"
Avatar of Soul: I was like "WTF" and asked him why he sent me gay porn.
Quitesimplymad: I didn't tell my pal we switched to Saturdays, so Fridays is even more convenient.
Avatar of Soul: He's like "Its not gay porn, its throkk!"
Quitesimplymad: I always title my outgoing messages with Pornographic names.
Chromeus18: did you give him a vaginal circumference roll?
MagusThePimp: lol
SirAlextheFirst: *KILLS CHROME*
Quitesimplymad: (Unless it's to MEM, who you don't know)
SirAlextheFirst: DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT..... THAT THING.....
Chromeus18: *kills himself*
PrisonerOfTheOak: Funny. I usually title my outgoing porn with average-sounding names.
MagusThePimp: lol
MagusThePimp: I could make a comment, but I won't
Adm H Sopko: What do you send to MEM, VSM?
SirAlextheFirst: .... oh.....
SirAlextheFirst: And also....
SirAlextheFirst: Er...
Quitesimplymad: Bonus matches up the yin-yang.
SirAlextheFirst: We shouldn't start the caravan yet
Quitesimplymad: Well, no.
Quitesimplymad: Like 5.
SirAlextheFirst: Left all the equipment back at the inn
PrisonerOfTheOak: ... heh.
MagusThePimp: well, except me....I think
Quitesimplymad: I wasn't fully armed, that whole time?
SirAlextheFirst: Fun fact: As Gorth pointed out, second floor third room on the left is the same room Nellix was found in in the original Amaryllis
Avatar of Soul: Yep.
PrisonerOfTheOak: *hands Gorth a kewpie doll*
SirAlextheFirst: Total and sheer coincidence, that, because OK made that room location up
Avatar of Soul: I noticed, and was like OMG OMG WTF
MagusThePimp: .....wow
Avatar of Soul: Anyway my computer is going to get hijacked by my brother for craft of the war3 variety.
Avatar of Soul: So, later guys.
Avatar of Soul has left the room.
Quitesimplymad: War3 is hardly a craft.
SirAlextheFirst: Indeed not
SirAlextheFirst: I hate how IUP has no Starcraft players
MagusThePimp: I wish I could play games....
PrisonerOfTheOak: I wish I had a pony.
MagusThePimp: what I wouldn't give for 56k.....
MysteryGiIgamesh has entered the room.
MagusThePimp: I WANT 56K DAMNIT!
SirAlextheFirst: Since we're back to Fridays, Gil can come back! Yay!
MysteryGiIgamesh: Yay@
MysteryGiIgamesh: !
Quitesimplymad: Hurrah!
Chromeus18: no one wants 56k
Chromeus18: ever
MysteryGiIgamesh: I'm on 56k. ;P
SirAlextheFirst: Gorth picked up teh room location, but he missed the other Old Amaryllis reference
Chromeus18: what was that?
SirAlextheFirst: Lester!
MagusThePimp: 56k >>>>> the connection at my college
Chromeus18: what about lester? o_O
SirAlextheFirst: Go read the Book of Time again
SirAlextheFirst: :P
Chromeus18: my school had 4 T3's..... what kinda school do you go to magus??
Chromeus18: oh ok
MagusThePimp: a catholic university
MagusThePimp: in Pittsburgh
Chromeus18: i thought like an old session joke or something
SirAlextheFirst: Magus, aka OK, goes to a university near mine which has a bad network.
SirAlextheFirst: Shoulda chosen IUP :P
Chromeus18: apparently >_>
MagusThePimp: ...heh
MagusThePimp: perhaps
SirAlextheFirst: Actually, no, though.
SirAlextheFirst: Our network works fine - for those who have it.
Chromeus18: i didn't pick up the room location one though... cuz my char was getting raped by a succubus at that session >_>
SirAlextheFirst: A third of Whitmyre Hall STILL hasn't had their ports turned on, though.
MysteryGiIgamesh: I missed stuff. I need exp and monkeys.
PrisonerOfTheOak: ...
Quitesimplymad: I go to Community College. So if I use the network for something, I'm beaten savagely with a chain.
MagusThePimp: ....heh, it's a month into the term already
SirAlextheFirst: Indeed
PrisonerOfTheOak: I... am in high school....
SirAlextheFirst: Oh, I forgot XP
MagusThePimp: young'in
SirAlextheFirst: WHAT
SirAlextheFirst: WHAT YOU SAY
PrisonerOfTheOak: ...
SirAlextheFirst: MAKE YOUR TIME
Quitesimplymad: You didn't know he was actually Younger than us?
SirAlextheFirst: Strago.... high school....
Quitesimplymad: Yeah.
PrisonerOfTheOak: Yeah, I'm a Senior.
Adm H Sopko: I knew
Quitesimplymad: He's the "Fake old man"
Chromeus18: whoohoo all alex's XP is belong to us
PrisonerOfTheOak: Heh.
Adm H Sopko: Why do you think it was "The Real Old Man vs. The Fake Old Man"?
SirAlextheFirst: I am shamed.
Chromeus18: i'm already out of college, i'm such an old fart
MagusThePimp: Strago surprised Alex! A winner is him!
SirAlextheFirst: I thought Strago WAS the real old man!
PrisonerOfTheOak: Heh!
Quitesimplymad: O_o
Quitesimplymad: o_O
MagusThePimp: Captain K. is hte old guy
Adm H Sopko: CK is married!
MagusThePimp: he's....married
Adm H Sopko: He told us
PrisonerOfTheOak: *laughs and laughs and laughs*
Adm H Sopko: THATS HIS SUMMON
MysteryGiIgamesh: I need exp. (-_-i)
MagusThePimp: not sure the exact age, probably later 20s
SirAlextheFirst: Spooky on HoG is married, and he's only like 19
MagusThePimp: no
MagusThePimp: he has....some kids
Quitesimplymad: I think he said 27
MagusThePimp: like 4 years old or something
MagusThePimp: hm...
Quitesimplymad: Yeah. He has children, too.
SirAlextheFirst: Man, I am shamed.
SirAlextheFirst: ANYWAYS
SirAlextheFirst: About that there game
Adm H Sopko: I think it went well
SirAlextheFirst: XP: None for this one. Yet.
Adm H Sopko: Sorry about being so IC...<G>
SirAlextheFirst: No, Soppy, that rocked.
PrisonerOfTheOak: IC is always good.
Chromeus18: why'd you mention XP then alex? :P
SirAlextheFirst: Gorth is mad because the last campaign I DMed (FFTRP), Popi and an NPC broke off from the main group.
SirAlextheFirst: I forgot to not give XP :P
Adm H Sopko: I remember. ::Kills Aeris::
SirAlextheFirst: FFTRP died because Gorth and Popi broke the No Whining Law
Chromeus18: did Colwisp ever bag Agrias?
SirAlextheFirst: Which Gorth is skirting close to now
SirAlextheFirst: Chrome: Yes
Quitesimplymad: Booo.
Quitesimplymad: Agrias is sooooooooooo gay.
MagusThePimp: hm....are hardcore sex scenes allowed in this, or am I asking a bad question that will get me lowered 1 level of XP?
Adm H Sopko: ...
MysteryGiIgamesh: Heh.
PrisonerOfTheOak: .... *smacks OK*
Quitesimplymad: Run Sopko!
PrisonerOfTheOak: *twice*
Adm H Sopko: ::Backs away from OK's character::
Quitesimplymad: Run for your life!
Chromeus18: Colwisp is da man!
SirAlextheFirst: If there is ever, ever, EVER a good reason for a hardcore sex scene, then it's fine. But I don't think there ever will be. EVER.
Chromeus18: go play FATAL :P
MysteryGiIgamesh: Dude....Don't make me take drunken master levels just so I can use thier ability to use ANYTHING as a weapon to use my dong was a 1d6 piercing weapon. :D
Adm H Sopko: Hmm... maybe my girlfriend might want to play... mwhahaha
MysteryGiIgamesh: Then I'll get it enchanted. A +5, vorpal flaming penis. :D
SirAlextheFirst: No.
Chromeus18: gil: weapon size = tiny
MysteryGiIgamesh: :P
PrisonerOfTheOak: *rimshot*
MysteryGiIgamesh: Bitch. :P
SirAlextheFirst: *groans*
MagusThePimp: lol
Chromeus18: -6 to hit and damage!
SirAlextheFirst: No
SirAlextheFirst: No'
MysteryGiIgamesh: :P
SirAlextheFirst: No
SirAlextheFirst: Make it stop
MagusThePimp: heh
MysteryGiIgamesh: Hehe.
SirAlextheFirst: Go back to bashing my DMing
Chromeus18: SHUT UP PF
Quitesimplymad: >SIGH<
MagusThePimp: though, I'm the only girl so far
MagusThePimp: so....yeah..
Adm H Sopko: Your DMing is good
MysteryGiIgamesh: ...You're a girl. o_O
MysteryGiIgamesh: *?
Quitesimplymad: Ol' Fergus wears a dress.
SirAlextheFirst: Thank you, OK, for playing a female character
MagusThePimp: I'm a girl by day, a guy by night
MysteryGiIgamesh: ....
MagusThePimp: no problem
Adm H Sopko: ::Kicks Gorth one last time::
MysteryGiIgamesh: o_O
Quitesimplymad: I feel foolish playing a Scottish-inspired man in a campaign with dwarves.
MysteryGiIgamesh: I'd play a female character, if I were a sorcerer. >_>
PrisonerOfTheOak: Fergus is a hottie.
Chromeus18: there's more dwarves?
MagusThePimp: whenever I play D&D, I do a female
MagusThePimp: I just find them more interesting to play
Quitesimplymad: Strago there was GONNA be, but I think he switched.
Chromeus18: i thought i was the only one.... i missed everyone's description though :/
MagusThePimp: since everyone else gets a male
Quitesimplymad: I'd have made a female, if my best stats weren't Con and Str.
SirAlextheFirst: Fergus and Jerry and Roald need more development, IMO
PrisonerOfTheOak: Yeah, I'm going to be a Sorcerer, now.
SirAlextheFirst: I do not have a good idea yet of their minds
MysteryGiIgamesh: So? Name your high con and str female Olga.
Quitesimplymad: No fat chicks. Or muscle babes.
MysteryGiIgamesh: And have her run around screaming "I WILL BREAK YOU, LITTLE MAN!"
Chromeus18: do you want it RPed alex? or just sent to you?
PrisonerOfTheOak: Should I re-roll stats, Alex, or just re-distribute what I rolled for my dwarf?
SirAlextheFirst: RPed, and tell me anything you care to
SirAlextheFirst: Whichever you want, Strago
MysteryGiIgamesh: Oh and....What to do, what to do...>_>
PrisonerOfTheOak: Guess I'll redistribute. The dice hate me.
MysteryGiIgamesh: *is trying to think of multiclassing*
SirAlextheFirst: Gorth is mad because I had to have the NPC pay attention to OK's character because Soppy wouldn't join the party logically otherwise
Quitesimplymad: I'm thinking about taking levels in Fighter, so I can gain feats at an alarming pace.
PrisonerOfTheOak: Heh.
Quitesimplymad: Originally, I thought that it'd be pointless, because I don't have the Dex score.
Chromeus18: it'll take me awhile to learn everyone's character names... so you'll have to bear with me >_>
SirAlextheFirst: http://www.houseofgame.com/forum s/showthread.php?s=&threadid=375 6
SirAlextheFirst: OK, go there
MagusThePimp: call my girl "fresh meat"
PrisonerOfTheOak: Extra feats are never pointless, VSM.
MagusThePimp: *prays he can download it*
Quitesimplymad: I don't have 13 dex, so I miss out on that set of feats.
PrisonerOfTheOak: There are still plenty of others. Although... that set is very good.
PrisonerOfTheOak: Spring Attack... *Mmmmmm*
Quitesimplymad: But I can get things like Improved Bull Rush, early. I intend to bull rush, when something nifty happens.
MagusThePimp: BURN IN HELL DUQUESNE NETWORK!!!
SirAlextheFirst: http://neoamaryllis.topcities.com/tom es/RoleplayingQuestionaire.doc
MagusThePimp: *kicks it*
SirAlextheFirst: Also, if yuo all want or need some help developing your character, fill that out
PrisonerOfTheOak: Ah, good stuff.
MagusThePimp: .....I can't download the zip, or access that site
MysteryGiIgamesh: =/
MagusThePimp: ......all the money I spend to go here.....
MagusThePimp: *sigh*
Quitesimplymad: ....is used to come up with NEW and EXCITING ways of raping you in the ass!
MysteryGiIgamesh: ...
SirAlextheFirst: So much for that plan
MysteryGiIgamesh: Oog. It's midnight already.
MagusThePimp: *sigh*
Chromeus18: SHUT UP PF
MagusThePimp: I hate my network
Chromeus18: maybe this time it'll be SHUT UP VSM
Quitesimplymad: ?
MysteryGiIgamesh: Gil needs a good night's sleep for once.
MysteryGiIgamesh: So....
SirAlextheFirst: Good night then, Gil
MysteryGiIgamesh: G'night, all.
Quitesimplymad: So long.
MagusThePimp: later
PrisonerOfTheOak: 'night
Chromeus18: in gorth's campaign we had a player who'd comment on every innuendo that was uttered
Chromeus18: he was PF
MysteryGiIgamesh: Me!
MysteryGiIgamesh: ....
MysteryGiIgamesh: :P
MysteryGiIgamesh has left the room.
MagusThePimp: hm....
Chromeus18: he also had a habit of making a new character every week -_-
MagusThePimp: Eriko is actually a hooker
MagusThePimp: no....
MagusThePimp: she is really a guy
MagusThePimp: hm....
Chromeus18: is she a LAWFUL GOOD hooker???
MagusThePimp: hm.....
MagusThePimp: I don't know
SirAlextheFirst: Any other comments? Discussion? Questions?
Adm H Sopko: I'm good
PrisonerOfTheOak: Same here.
Quitesimplymad: >Shrug<
Chromeus18: nope, good game so far alex
PrisonerOfTheOak: Hey, anyone in here have Neverwinter Nights?
SirAlextheFirst: ...... come on! You guys don't talk enough :-(
Adm H Sopko: ::Bats OK away:: No sex scenes!
SirAlextheFirst: J/k
Adm H Sopko: I talked enough... I did spark the conversation with mentioning the trade companies and routes
Adm H Sopko: And if the characters are too stupid to realize I was talking about myself, they're idiot
Adm H Sopko: s
Quitesimplymad: That'd be more wisdom, really.
SirAlextheFirst: Yep
Quitesimplymad: And my wisdom score penalizes me. >Shrug<
SirAlextheFirst: Didja notice that there were no dice rolls at all? :P
Quitesimplymad: I rolled one.
Quitesimplymad: But not in here.
Chromeus18: what would we roll dice for this session though?
Quitesimplymad: >Shrug<
Adm H Sopko: This was nice and freeformed... mostly<G>
SirAlextheFirst: I was gonna roll one for Called but then thought better of it
Adm H Sopko: Was I the only one who met Lester?
Adm H Sopko: I'm gonna call him Mo, BTW
SirAlextheFirst: You were the only one to meet him as such
Chromeus18: i met Priest Joe, he said "Yo"
PrisonerOfTheOak: *golf claps*
SirAlextheFirst: Brother Joe is based on the pastor at the Lutheran Campus Center here
Chromeus18: heheheh
Quitesimplymad: (Bro Joe?)
Chromeus18: Bro Joe: Yo
MagusThePimp has left the room.
SirAlextheFirst: Indeed
Adm H Sopko: I'm gonna enjoy this
Quitesimplymad: Yeah?
Quitesimplymad: I probably am, too.
Quitesimplymad: I'm pretty... ah... new, as a Roleplayer. Hope I can keep up.
SirAlextheFirst: Other inspirations for this session included Noir, the old AND campaign, Wild ARMS 3, and Stephen King
PrisonerOfTheOak: Woo WA3. Represent.
SirAlextheFirst: And Fallout, of course, but that influences everything I do
PrisonerOfTheOak: Fallout. I oughtta play that...
SirAlextheFirst: YES. YOU SHOULD.
Quitesimplymad: (Every failed campaign I've been in where I wasn't a bard, I was the quiet guy.)
PrisonerOfTheOak: Heh.
SirAlextheFirst: VSM, you can't be quiet here.
SirAlextheFirst: We'll make you talk.
SirAlextheFirst: One way or another.
SirAlextheFirst: :P
Quitesimplymad: Hey.
SirAlextheFirst: j/k
Adm H Sopko: WA3?
Quitesimplymad: Have you ever known moi to be silent?
Adm H Sopko: How so?
PrisonerOfTheOak: VSM's turned into Miss Piggy!
SirAlextheFirst: Really, though, y'all remember to play up your characters.
Quitesimplymad: Son, I've got the fastest mouth in the west, and don't you forget it.
Chromeus18: Jerry will be a cinch to play up
Quitesimplymad: I'll be different, once I lose my temper. Or get into a fight.
Quitesimplymad: Which will probably amount to the same thing.
SirAlextheFirst: I'm already starting to think of .... dangit... VSM's dude.... as THrokk 2
PrisonerOfTheOak: I don't think I'll have any trouble playing up my Sorc.
SirAlextheFirst: *hangs head*
PrisonerOfTheOak: Throkk 2: The Revenge.
Quitesimplymad: The die roll I made in a different chat was going to determine if I bit my tongue, and thus flew into a rage (NOT barbarian rage).
SirAlextheFirst: I too have trouble memorizing character names
PrisonerOfTheOak: Hmm. Need a name, need a name....
Quitesimplymad: Why sorcs, anyhow?
Chromeus18: just think of Jerry Springer
Quitesimplymad: You use Realistic names, Strago?
PrisonerOfTheOak: Yeah, most of the time.
SirAlextheFirst: ... in fact, I just failed to recognize the name of one of the 3 NPCs I created.
Chromeus18: remove the Springer, add -iford
SirAlextheFirst: Go me!
SirAlextheFirst: ...not!
Quitesimplymad: Ok.
PrisonerOfTheOak: Rupert? Jasper?
Quitesimplymad: Looking for a specific feel of name, Strago?
Quitesimplymad: Male?
PrisonerOfTheOak: Yeah. Human.
Quitesimplymad: Ok.
SirAlextheFirst: Amaryllis names can be either fantasy, or 20th century earth names
SirAlextheFirst: So don't feel bad about giving your char a 'normal' name
Chromeus18: name him Bartholemeu!
PrisonerOfTheOak: Or...
Quitesimplymad: Fantasy names bother me.
Quitesimplymad: So I use names that actually exist.
PrisonerOfTheOak: Schtotelheim Reinbach III! >_<
SirAlextheFirst: Oh, and, we rip a lot of stuff off. Especially names.
Quitesimplymad: HA!
SirAlextheFirst: Queklain
Chromeus18: or Tot for short >_>
Quitesimplymad: Schtotelheim jokes always get me.
SirAlextheFirst: Luthien
SirAlextheFirst: TIyreal
SirAlextheFirst: Gabriel
SirAlextheFirst: Satan!
PrisonerOfTheOak: Heh.
SirAlextheFirst: Heck, ALL the god's names except Nellix
Quitesimplymad: Which just sounds made up. >Shrug<
Chromeus18: i make original names >_>
Quitesimplymad: Fritz, Strago. You love the name Fritz. I don't know why.
PrisonerOfTheOak: Heh. I do like that, actually. Mayeb I'll use it.
SirAlextheFirst: Nellix was made up
SirAlextheFirst: The only original name I have ever been able to make.
Quitesimplymad: Awww....
Quitesimplymad: I actually despise that type of name, but I don't say anything, because I know I'm usually in the minority.
PrisonerOfTheOak: The only original name I've made was for an elven ranger. Elios.
Quitesimplymad: And, fuck. An ELF could have a fake name.
Quitesimplymad: He's an elf, for someone's sake.
PrisonerOfTheOak: Heh.
SirAlextheFirst: Oh, and..... yes. A LOT of this stuff is gravy to people who were in the old Amaryllis. That being Gorth, Chrome, Gil and Peng
Quitesimplymad: I'd be more inclined to name Humans after real names.
PrisonerOfTheOak: Same here, VSM.
SirAlextheFirst: Feel free to ask nosy questions about that, too
Quitesimplymad: And rip fantasy characters' names right out of fiction. Let someone else make the name.
Quitesimplymad: And thusly, my next character is going to be a female dwarf named Sephiroth.
Chromeus18: i can make you a fancy pants world map in photoshop if you want, alex
Avatar of Soul has entered the room.
PrisonerOfTheOak: Can I have a graphic sex scene with her, VSM?
Quitesimplymad: EW.
SirAlextheFirst: No.
Adm H Sopko: When I joined my first RPG and used "Sopko" as my character's last name, people thought I was a genius, since they didn't ask my real last name
Avatar of Soul: See, this is why I am leery of random chat invitations.
PrisonerOfTheOak: *chortles*
SirAlextheFirst: Don't worry, Gorth. With these guys you get used to it fast.
Chromeus18: Avatar of Soul has entered the room.PrisonerOfTheOak: Can I have a graphic sex scene with her, VSM?
Quitesimplymad: Yeah. We grow on you.
Avatar of Soul: Like a fungus, I'm told.
Chromeus18: that's insanely hilarious!
SirAlextheFirst: Like cancer
Quitesimplymad: Damn. He stole my punchline.
PrisonerOfTheOak: You can't spell cancer without F-U-N!
SirAlextheFirst: ...
Quitesimplymad: You can't spell cancer without the portion of your brain it will no doubt consume.
SirAlextheFirst: Heh
SirAlextheFirst: Hmm
SirAlextheFirst: Yeah, I do a lot in IM, too.
Quitesimplymad: And yeah. I rip off from fiction, with a twist.
SirAlextheFirst: I like surprises.
Chromeus18: so alex.... yeah, i can make you a world map if you'd like >_>
Adm H Sopko: You can't say Sephiroth without stabbing your brain with a Q-Tip!
SirAlextheFirst: And I do the same as VSM
Quitesimplymad: My Shadowrun character had a monofiliment whip and a loathing for the undead.
SirAlextheFirst: If you want to, Chrome, go for it
Quitesimplymad: His name? Simon Montbel.
PrisonerOfTheOak: ... heh.
Adm H Sopko: Ooo... Shadowrun
Quitesimplymad: For the record, I hate Shadowrun.
Quitesimplymad: It's the cyberwear. >Shudder<
Adm H Sopko: I played Battletech
SirAlextheFirst: Catch my ripoffs and earn cookies
Chromeus18: gorth, you can send that old map of Amaryllis if you want
Chromeus18: i'll get updates from alex, unless the continent is changed so drastically it's pointless
SirAlextheFirst: Even earn hero points if it's obscure enough
Avatar of Soul: Heh.
Adm H Sopko: What was the WA3 reference?
SirAlextheFirst: Not a specific reference as much as the feel
PrisonerOfTheOak: In holding with the spirit of WA3, can my Sorcerer have a shotgun? ^_^
Adm H Sopko: Or a repeating crossbow<G>
Quitesimplymad: Anti-matter Rifle.
SirAlextheFirst: Kinda like the WA3 characters coming together to go out into the wild west world
SirAlextheFirst: A little
PrisonerOfTheOak: So... I can have a shotgun?
Avatar of Soul: ONly if you find gnomes to build it.
Avatar of Soul: *coughs*
SirAlextheFirst: Heh
PrisonerOfTheOak: Tarnation.
SirAlextheFirst: Guns, and all technology, was crazified and squelched by Karnage
PrisonerOfTheOak: *shakes fist at Karnage*
SirAlextheFirst: But Karnage has been dead for a thousand years.
Chromeus18: no need, Karnage is quite plialwned
Avatar of Soul: Hey!
Avatar of Soul: I had a reason for squelching technology.
SirAlextheFirst: He got ownzored
Adm H Sopko: Well, I'm outie
SirAlextheFirst: Good night
PrisonerOfTheOak: See ya.
Chromeus18: later
Adm H Sopko: Later all. And once and for all, OK. NO SEX SCENES
Avatar of Soul: Later,
Adm H Sopko has left the room.
Chromeus18: the Palace of Frost made Karnage it's bitch
SirAlextheFirst: So.... why is Amaryllis still at a low level of technology?
Avatar of Soul: Uh, no. THat was a dramatic scene I'd been dreaming. He was really owned by you guys.
Avatar of Soul: And the stigmata effect I gave him.
Avatar of Soul: :P
Quitesimplymad: What level were these people?
SirAlextheFirst: And you were rippin off the end of Hellsing :P
SirAlextheFirst: As all sane DMs do
Avatar of Soul: Actually, I didn't realize I was doing it until afterwords
Avatar of Soul: And I'd had both THE EXTREME.RTF and EPILOGUE.RTF written since... you guys met Astaroth.
Chromeus18: my char was lvl 23
Avatar of Soul: I've just tweaked with them on and off for a while.
Avatar of Soul: :P
PrisonerOfTheOak: .... O_o
PrisonerOfTheOak: Level... 23.... *boggles*
Chromeus18: yeah, started at level 1
SirAlextheFirst: Level? Around level 23. We were uberfied into great power, though, so more like around equivalent level 30
SirAlextheFirst: It was a yearlong campaign
Chromeus18: that's a year of one campaign for ya!
PrisonerOfTheOak: Gah. That's... nuts.
SirAlextheFirst: Granted towards the end Gorth did hand out 3 levels for free
SirAlextheFirst: We'da finished at 20 otherwise
Avatar of Soul: That was to balance you guys with Ev, technically, since he'd made himself level 24
Chromeus18: and i wouldn't have had to roll 54d6 sneak attacks when i rolled all 1's >_>
Chromeus18: hey alex, is Curse of Chrome© still in effect?
SirAlextheFirst: The ending was less about strict rules and balance and more about anime-style series ending awesome crazy fight scenes
SirAlextheFirst: CoC may or may not be in effect
Chromeus18: indeed
PrisonerOfTheOak: I want a shotgun that I can shoot Magic Missiles out of. ^_^
SirAlextheFirst: We'll have to see once we start rolling dice.
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 3 20-sided dice: 19 14 15
SirAlextheFirst: I'd say not.
Chromeus18: apparently not >_>
Chromeus18: wait though... those might be decoys
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
Chromeus18: ok, no COC
SirAlextheFirst: If you fight Chrome's ghost, though, he'll have it
Chromeus18: and he'll roll 5 1's, i'm sure
Avatar of Soul: lol.
SirAlextheFirst: Chrome's Ghost vs. Ghost of Nellix
SirAlextheFirst: Chrome init
*OnlineHost*: SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
SirAlextheFirst: Nel init
*OnlineHost*: SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
SirAlextheFirst: Twist
*OnlineHost*: SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
SirAlextheFirst: Twist
*OnlineHost*: SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
SirAlextheFirst: Twist
*OnlineHost*: SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
PrisonerOfTheOak: ...?
SirAlextheFirst: Mock battle between our old characters
Avatar of Soul: *sigh*
SirAlextheFirst: Just for my amusement
Avatar of Soul: Don't make me whip out Astaroth
SirAlextheFirst: Nellix wins init, Time Stops
*OnlineHost*: SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
SirAlextheFirst: 5 rouns
SirAlextheFirst: Haste
SirAlextheFirst: 4x CS
Chromeus18: note i'd have 25 init with that 12 :P
SirAlextheFirst: You would?
Chromeus18: yep
SirAlextheFirst: Oof. Twist that then, with the last one
*OnlineHost*: SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
Chromeus18: i can send you Chrome's sheet if you want
SirAlextheFirst: Chrome goes first
SirAlextheFirst: Flat footed
SirAlextheFirst: Sneak attack
SirAlextheFirst: Perfect Strike
SirAlextheFirst: Everything
SirAlextheFirst: Nellix dies
Chromeus18: within 60 feet, yes
SirAlextheFirst: Bam
SirAlextheFirst: Enough of that
Chromeus18: 8 attacks, 1d10 + 16 on the first 5, 1d10 + 11 on the last 3
PrisonerOfTheOak: This is why epic levels are stuuupid.
SirAlextheFirst: We're boring Strago
PrisonerOfTheOak: Heh.
SirAlextheFirst: And VSM
Chromeus18: 9d6 sneak, 3d6 on crits, 1d6 lightning... insanity
SirAlextheFirst: Questions to think about
PrisonerOfTheOak: I should probably get some sleep.
SirAlextheFirst: Indeed
PrisonerOfTheOak: 'night.
SirAlextheFirst: Good night to ye then
Avatar of Soul: No,
Avatar of Soul: Sleep is for the weak.
SirAlextheFirst: :
Avatar of Soul: Grab a red bull.
PrisonerOfTheOak: ... fair enough.
PrisonerOfTheOak has left the room.
SirAlextheFirst: Red Bull tastes like ass
Avatar of Soul: Damn.
Chromeus18: Jerry will be much more sane
Avatar of Soul: Yes, but it gives energy.
Chromeus18: red bull does indeed suck
SirAlextheFirst: Questions to think about::::
Avatar of Soul: For example: I mixed Red Bull, Surge, marshmallows, powdered sugar, and pixie sticks one day in a blender
Quitesimplymad: I knew a girl who'd do that.
SirAlextheFirst: 1. Why is Amaryllis still at such a low level of technology?
Quitesimplymad: Not.. you know, exactly that.
Avatar of Soul: But made SUPER ENERGY DRINKS OF PAIN
Quitesimplymad: And, now I've depressed myself.
Quitesimplymad: >Retreats from this chat<
Quitesimplymad has left the room.
Avatar of Soul: The kind that you drink and your heart explodes?
Avatar of Soul: Later
Avatar of Soul: damn.
SirAlextheFirst: 2. People can still choose to be evil. One evil person can do a lot of damage. Yet Amaryllis is a nice good peaceful place.
SirAlextheFirst: What sort of control is required to keep the world like that for a thousand years?
Avatar of Soul: Not much, really.
SirAlextheFirst: *looks at the last 1000 years of human history* I disagree
Chromeus18: i've been thinkin on what to do with Chrome's epilogue
Avatar of Soul: Ah, but in our world, we have no gods to restrain us. You can argue otherwise, but I believe that we live in a society without rules that have been imposed on us from on high
SirAlextheFirst: 3. There exist other planes of existence, like the hells and the heavens, that Karnage blocked direct interplanar travel to.
Avatar of Soul: Sure, most of us try to live by the ten commandments, but we break them, and few evils result.
SirAlextheFirst: Now that he's gone, though, what's to stop people from opening planar portals?
Avatar of Soul: It wasn't karnage who blocked planar travel.
Avatar of Soul: Its ALWAYS difficult to do so.
SirAlextheFirst: <_< >_>
SirAlextheFirst: Quiet, you
SirAlextheFirst: :P
Avatar of Soul: It requires the gate spell, cast by a level 20 caster, with the intent, permission, and ability to open a gate to a plane.
Avatar of Soul: Gods can do so easily- or so they claim. But coming here greatly weakens them.
Avatar of Soul: *shrug8
Avatar of Soul: And it isn't THAT hard to go to another plane of existence!
Avatar of Soul: The guillotine is a one way portal.
Chromeus18: alcohol is a nice portal too, though it sucks when you wake up
Avatar of Soul: Yep
SirAlextheFirst: Heh
SirAlextheFirst: No more questions?
Avatar of Soul: Is Alexander still around? It DOES take a god to wipe him permanantly, and he can't be seen by the gods unless they manifest.
SirAlextheFirst: He might be
Avatar of Soul: I've written him as being continually massacred by a squad of four maximum HD mariliths, so they wipe him out as he regenerates.
SirAlextheFirst: lol
Avatar of Soul: For all of eternity. Or until someone distracts the mariliths long enough for him to banish them.
Avatar of Soul: Sakhmet is no nicer than Karnage.
Avatar of Soul: :P
SirAlextheFirst: Sakhmet has been busy
Avatar of Soul: She has to fill her husbands shoes. Someone has to be an active force for evil in Amaryllis.
SirAlextheFirst: Yep
Avatar of Soul: DBM discussing Alexander- "He is unkillable and smarter than you, very rarely more powerful. He exists for the "we meet again, Mr Bond" effect."
Chromeus18: the inevitable mcguffin
Avatar of Soul: Eh.
SirAlextheFirst: Perhaps.
Chromeus18: it has nothing to do with your last name gorth :P
SirAlextheFirst: Did you catch the other Old Amaryllis reference this game?
SirAlextheFirst: Gorth?
Avatar of Soul: If I did, I do not recall it.
SirAlextheFirst: Lester
Avatar of Soul: Ah.
Avatar of Soul: Zidane
Avatar of Soul: Gabriel
Avatar of Soul: Loads of names for the same dude
SirAlextheFirst: :P
Avatar of Soul: I noticed, didn't want to say anything since I didn't want to spoil loads of crap.
SirAlextheFirst: Soppy guessed it was Gabriel
SirAlextheFirst: Called woulda freely admitted it if asked :P
SirAlextheFirst: Not a particular secret
Avatar of Soul: True that. How revealing are the gods now?
Avatar of Soul: As in, how many know their birth names?
SirAlextheFirst: It's an uncommon, but not rarely, known fact that the gods have true or birth names
SirAlextheFirst: Only the highest of the priestly hierarchies, and a few other folks the gods have influenced, actually know any of their names
Avatar of Soul: Good.
SirAlextheFirst: Rumor has it that the gods' true names have power over them
Avatar of Soul: Thats EXACTLY what I've said before.
Avatar of Soul: Thats why Alexander is immune to their divine senses, by the way- he used their true names to prevent them from seeing him, ever, with divine senses.
Chromeus18: *remembers to refer to Tiyrael by his birth name* :P
Avatar of Soul: To see him, they gotta manifest.
Avatar of Soul: Which is innately bad.
SirAlextheFirst: Yep
SirAlextheFirst: No more?
Avatar of Soul: Hm.
Avatar of Soul: No, none that I can think of, except- are you retaining the "evil clerics all have a major disadvantage to them" thing?
SirAlextheFirst: What thing was that?
Avatar of Soul: Clerics of Satan must never lie, but they can circumvent the truth. Clerics of Karnage must sacrifice something to Karnage once every decade.
SirAlextheFirst: I was never ever told this
SirAlextheFirst: Go on
Avatar of Soul: Sacrifice is giving up something you care for, not finding a virgin maiden and just flaying her.
Avatar of Soul: Clerics of Melek had no particular restriction, save that they prayed for their spells at midnight.
SirAlextheFirst: Interesting idea
Avatar of Soul: I hadn't thought of anything in particular for Sakhmet. The idea I was tinkering with was this-
Avatar of Soul: Once every five years, all priestesses of Sakhmet had to summon a demon to consort with
Avatar of Soul: So that there would be tiefling children, who would be raised by the priestesses.
Avatar of Soul: Although
Avatar of Soul: Actually, priestesses of Sakhmet might have to pay lip service to Karnage and actively seek his rebirth somehow.
Avatar of Soul: *shrug*
Avatar of Soul: Its hard to think of them after a while.
SirAlextheFirst: I don't think I'm keeping it, though. Evil is too hard pressed to require such things.
Avatar of Soul: Hard pressed? Yes. But evil actively does things, which makes it constantly gaining XP.
SirAlextheFirst: Heh
SirAlextheFirst: Sahkmet's been busy.
Avatar of Soul: So you've said.
SirAlextheFirst: Well
SirAlextheFirst: I'ma log this and leave
Avatar of Soul: Alright man.
SirAlextheFirst: Lest yuo have any more queries
Avatar of Soul: Good night.