(10:11:22 PM) You have just entered room "AND The Property of Ones."
(10:11:23 PM) MysteryGiIgamesh has entered the room.
AndrewRogue (10:11:34 PM): The Property of Ones?
Adm H Sopko (10:11:51 PM): You don't know the property of a one?
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:11:52 PM): http://zephid.mag.attis.at/picx/OWNED 2.jpg Best. Owning. Ever.
SirAlextheFirst (10:11:52 PM): Gckk.
Adm H Sopko (10:12:09 PM): LOL]
AndrewRogue (10:12:15 PM): lol
Adm H Sopko (10:12:21 PM): http://homepage.mac.com/jkronk/.Pictures/k akashi.jpg
(10:12:27 PM) Sarcazmo47 has entered the room.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:12:52 PM): I still maintain that mine is the best owning. ;P
Adm H Sopko (10:12:59 PM): ^^^Why there need to be more Ninjas in D&D ^^^
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:13:01 PM): The look on the girl's face is the best.
AndrewRogue (10:13:17 PM): Kakashi ROCKS!
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:13:20 PM): http://www.oocities.org/allysonme24/ omfg_owned.jpg Another one.
AndrewRogue (10:13:42 PM): I want a breast to bite <_<
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:13:48 PM): XD
Adm H Sopko (10:13:51 PM): Saw that one about 6 months ago
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:13:57 PM): And there are ninja's in D&D.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:14:00 PM): Ninja spy.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:14:05 PM): Ninja of the Crecent Moon.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:14:15 PM): And the Ninja base class in that OA download.
Adm H Sopko (10:14:29 PM): Funny, there is a move in Naruto called "Leaf-Style Dance of the Crescent Moon"
Sarcazmo47 (10:14:30 PM): Whose coolest ability is their ability to mesmerize you by waving their hands.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:14:41 PM): Nah.
AndrewRogue (10:15:00 PM): *is currently making a PrC roughly bassed off the Sahargin (crappy spelling) eye <_<*
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:15:02 PM): Thier coolest ability is the all good saves+fighter's BAB+good skill points+opportunist+5d6 sneak attack. :P
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:15:26 PM): Shaharingin eye or whatever? o_O
Adm H Sopko (10:15:30 PM): Sharingan
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:15:41 PM): It's not actual mimicry, unfortunatly. Just illusions to mess with the opponent. :P
Adm H Sopko (10:15:43 PM): And Kirk: The ninja picture http://homepage.mac.com/jkronk/.Pictures/k akashi.jpg
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:16:30 PM): If you want a class that can actually mimic something, go for Soul Eater.
Adm H Sopko (10:16:41 PM): And Andy: The property of ones- A one that isn't cold, is scarcely a one at all
AndrewRogue (10:16:50 PM): Ack, be back in a few minutes.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:16:54 PM): Since at 5th level, if they level drain all of the levels of something, they can mimic them perfectly for one day.
AndrewRogue (10:16:57 PM): Just a couple, really <_<
SirAlextheFirst (10:16:57 PM): Soul Eater doesn't mimic things, it kills them. Kills them DEAD.
Adm H Sopko (10:17:03 PM): LOL
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:17:08 PM): Actually, read it's 5th level ability. :P
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:17:18 PM): It does mimic them, once it sucks all the levels from it.
SirAlextheFirst (10:17:22 PM): Not that pansy Soul Eater.
SirAlextheFirst (10:17:29 PM): The True Soul Eater.
Adm H Sopko (10:17:32 PM): SUIKODEN Soul Eater
SirAlextheFirst (10:17:33 PM): (rune).
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:17:42 PM): Bah. :P
Sarcazmo47 (10:17:44 PM): All you need is a monstrous humanoid character that's totally evil!
Sarcazmo47 (10:17:52 PM): Plenty of those in Alex's campaign!
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:17:58 PM): Or something that's just not human.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:18:03 PM): Like an outsider.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:18:16 PM): Tiefling. Aasimar. Genasi. ^_~
SirAlextheFirst (10:18:20 PM): Speaking of which, I've heard complaints about Kirk being Bandon and Vincent at the same time.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:18:39 PM): Oh, any exp last time?
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:18:48 PM): *has forgotten if he asked* X-x
SirAlextheFirst (10:19:21 PM): You did ask, in fact.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:19:38 PM): And Illithid Savant does actually outright steal abilities. >_>
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:20:05 PM): Unfortunatly, that class requires that you be an illithid or half illithid, I think. So that's kinda a big no for most of the time. >_>
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:20:47 PM): But still....Eating the brain of a 20th level fighter and gaining all those bonus feats, eating a 20th level wizard and gaining 1 spell slot of every spell level, and eating one 20th level rogue for 10d6 sneak is appitizing. ;P
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:21:54 PM): And tomorrow I'll be 21.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:22:01 PM): Or rather, in two hours, I'll be 21.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:22:19 PM): Which means drinking and gambling. Yay for that, I think.
Sarcazmo47 (10:23:47 PM): Easy enough to deal with any complaints, Alex. Bandon has a heart attack and dies. Or You run Vincent instead.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:24:05 PM): Or we just find and kill Vince?
Sarcazmo47 (10:24:10 PM): Yes.
Sarcazmo47 (10:24:13 PM): That is an excellent idea.
Sarcazmo47 (10:24:15 PM): Do that.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:24:16 PM): Via a glorious skullfuck.
Sarcazmo47 (10:24:17 PM): Right now.
Adm H Sopko (10:24:35 PM): Remember the Property of Ones, Gil: A One that isn't cold is scarcely a one at all
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:24:45 PM): Eh?
Adm H Sopko (10:25:50 PM): Think about it
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:25:57 PM): ....
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:26:10 PM): Gil's mind: .............................................................Oo h, popcorn............................
Adm H Sopko (10:26:10 PM): you'll be 21, so you REALLY should know it
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:26:19 PM): I don't know it.
Adm H Sopko (10:26:33 PM): A One (Beer) that isn't cold, is scarcely a One at all
Adm H Sopko (10:26:49 PM): Knocking back a few cold Ones, man
AndrewRogue (10:27:03 PM): I'mmm back.
AndrewRogue (10:28:21 PM): And happy birthday in two hours Gil. Me, hell, I'm only 17 -_-
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:28:22 PM): Ah.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:28:25 PM): Well, I don't drink.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:28:27 PM): Heh.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:28:32 PM): I wish I was 17 again.
AndrewRogue (10:28:41 PM): I like being 17 :p
Adm H Sopko (10:28:42 PM): http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage .asp?board=2000122&topic=12483480& page=0 Vote Soppy!
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:28:57 PM): Since if I were, I'd still have a girlfriend. Which would mean I wouldn't be online, I would instead be fucking her senseless right now.
Adm H Sopko (10:29:25 PM): I'm glad to be 19 and have a girlfriend
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:29:43 PM): I can't believe I'm both older and stupider than all of you.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:29:46 PM): Goddamn it.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:29:56 PM): There should be a rule against that.
AndrewRogue (10:29:56 PM): I'm 17 and very, very single ;_;
Adm H Sopko (10:30:14 PM): There is. You're breaking it
SirAlextheFirst (10:31:43 PM): So...
SirAlextheFirst (10:31:55 PM): I have a Goebel journal that I have to find someone for and get done.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:32:05 PM): Goebel?
SirAlextheFirst (10:32:17 PM): Kirk knows what that means. A good hour or three of work.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:32:35 PM): Yaar. Well bugger me raw and call me Mary. That sucks arse.
AndrewRogue (10:32:44 PM): Ouch.
SirAlextheFirst (10:32:52 PM): I'd rather not, Gil.
AndrewRogue (10:32:55 PM): And, speak of the devil, its snowing out.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:33:01 PM): Yay for snow devils.
SirAlextheFirst (10:34:16 PM): So I'm going to go out and try to find Katie now.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:34:27 PM): ....
AndrewRogue (10:34:59 PM): Well then... <_< And Soppy, you're getting your ass kicked in that poll <_<
Adm H Sopko (10:35:21 PM): It's 10-6 him
AndrewRogue (10:41:12 PM): Er, would this be a good time to bust out Fatal Frame 2?
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:41:25 PM): Damend if I know.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:41:33 PM): However....
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:41:47 PM): I think I might go eat that icecream cake. Mmmm....
Sarcazmo47 (10:43:17 PM): I think I might...uh....play video games
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:43:28 PM): Right.
Adm H Sopko (10:43:30 PM): I'll go shave a weasel
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:43:32 PM): XD
Sarcazmo47 (10:43:41 PM): Ready....BREAK!
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:43:48 PM): Okay, so both Soppy and Sarcazmo are off fucking...
Adm H Sopko (10:43:56 PM): YOU'RE MINE, WEASEL-MAN!
AndrewRogue (10:43:58 PM): XD
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:44:05 PM): What?
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:44:12 PM): You know it's true.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:44:20 PM): People fuck. Thats how life works.
Adm H Sopko (10:44:31 PM): Your mother, Trebek
Adm H Sopko (10:51:07 PM): Well, maybe your sister
AndrewRogue (10:53:36 PM): *sighs* I don't know if I want to play FF2. Its scary <_<
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:56:08 PM): ?
AndrewRogue (10:56:41 PM): Fatal Fram 2.
AndrewRogue (10:56:44 PM): *Frame
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:58:07 PM): Well, reinvite me if I'm around when Alex get's back, 'kay? I'm going to do a bit of GMing for a PC of mine who wants to have a conversation with the BBEG.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:58:34 PM): So I'll see if I can give him his conversation since the BBEG last beat the crap out of him. In drag.
AndrewRogue (10:59:05 PM): Okay :p I'll reinvite you.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:59:13 PM): Danke. :D
(10:59:38 PM) MysteryGiIgamesh has left the room.
Adm H Sopko (11:04:39 PM): Chrome was just on!
AndrewRogue (11:08:16 PM): *shakes fist at him for going away*
AndrewRogue (11:14:27 PM): *vaguely wonders what Laharl's CR would be*U
Adm H Sopko (11:14:52 PM): heh
AndrewRogue (11:17:13 PM): ?
Adm H Sopko (11:17:33 PM): Playing Disgaea?
AndrewRogue (11:18:18 PM): Nah, although I do need to beat it again and get the good ending <_< Was just posting on the Inuyasha vs Disgaea thread.
AndrewRogue (11:20:07 PM): That, or complete my Nekomata Single Class Challange <_<
SirAlextheFirst (11:29:06 PM): Blarg.
SirAlextheFirst (11:32:39 PM): So.
AndrewRogue (11:33:39 PM): So?
SirAlextheFirst (11:34:08 PM): I'm back... for now...
AndrewRogue (11:34:38 PM): Ah, hang on then. Lemme get Gil.
(11:34:56 PM) MysteryGiIgamesh has entered the room.
AndrewRogue (11:35:32 PM): Elf boy retrieved.
SirAlextheFirst (11:35:41 PM): Hah.
MysteryGiIgamesh (11:35:59 PM): Heh.
MysteryGiIgamesh (11:36:06 PM): You rang, oh Son's of Man? ^_~
SirAlextheFirst (11:36:19 PM): Yeah, we did.
AndrewRogue (11:36:36 PM): Bow insolent elf *cracks him with a whip*
SirAlextheFirst (11:37:38 PM): As we resume our little escapades, we find our heroes having just run away mightily from Vincent and Jorim.
Sarcazmo47 (11:37:42 PM): King Of Fighters!
AndrewRogue (11:37:49 PM): *bashes Kirk with rock* *bashes Soppy with a pile of One Piece Graphic Novels*
Sarcazmo47 (11:37:57 PM): Beat All The Comers to become......KING OF FIGHTERS!
AndrewRogue (11:38:05 PM): What version?
Sarcazmo47 (11:38:10 PM): YOUR HEAD A SPLODE.
Sarcazmo47 (11:38:19 PM): The cell phone version.
SirAlextheFirst (11:38:23 PM): Foo! Soul Calibur 2!
Sarcazmo47 (11:38:29 PM): i.e. the one I have on my cell phone.
AndrewRogue (11:38:32 PM): I suck at 3-d fighters.
Sarcazmo47 (11:38:42 PM): They don't have Soul Caliber 2 for cell phone yet.
SirAlextheFirst (11:38:48 PM): Nope.
SirAlextheFirst (11:39:21 PM): *learned to buffer the uberthrow from almost a dead stand and one slash today*
Sarcazmo47 (11:40:06 PM): Cool.
Sarcazmo47 (11:40:18 PM): Can anyone stand against Ivy with my Nightmare gone from the field?
SirAlextheFirst (11:40:33 PM): I don't know. Everyone has been dead and gone for the weekend.
SirAlextheFirst (11:40:46 PM): Brent and Kiran can't, but we knew that. I must go against Andy.
SirAlextheFirst (11:41:17 PM): BUT ANYWAYS
AndrewRogue (11:41:22 PM): *says rude things about people who can play 3-d fighters while he can't* Anyway...
SirAlextheFirst (11:41:44 PM): Everyone is mostly healthy, and in a large, mostly dark rocky room.
AndrewRogue (11:42:08 PM): (Hway)
SirAlextheFirst (11:42:12 PM): More specifically, on a ledge in such room - there's a big pool or lake that takes up most of the room.
SirAlextheFirst (11:42:43 PM): A small outcropping near the center is connected by a path to the other side, wherefrom issues a green glow.
SirAlextheFirst (11:42:51 PM): ~~~~BEGIN~~~~
AndrewRogue (11:43:21 PM): *breathes heavily, favoring a mildly Jorim slashed arm*
MysteryGiIgamesh (11:43:22 PM): *merely looks around, wondering exaclty what will come next within this*
Adm H Sopko (11:43:49 PM): ::Hunter kneels down, comforting Shadow for a bit after the big rukus::
MysteryGiIgamesh (11:44:30 PM): (What did I miss last session?)
AndrewRogue (11:44:47 PM): *looking down ashamedly, kneels by Shadow* "I... I'm sorry."
SirAlextheFirst (11:45:00 PM): Shadow curls up and looks scared and hurt, which he is.
(11:45:01 PM) Sarcazmo47 has left the room.
(11:45:11 PM) Sarcazmo47 has entered the room.
Sarcazmo47 (11:45:19 PM): YAAAAAAAAAY hardware glitches!
AndrewRogue (11:46:09 PM): (Uh, basically. Went through the gray. Found Cat-Girl. Talked to Vinve via Circlets. He lied a lot. He shows up. Aria stands up to him. Pain is inflicted. We run.)
Sarcazmo47 (11:46:29 PM): So. The intrepid heroes were interpidly fleeing from the villains.
SirAlextheFirst (11:46:47 PM): Yes, yes they are.
MysteryGiIgamesh (11:46:52 PM): ("Brave Sir Robin ran away! He boldly ran away!")
Sarcazmo47 (11:46:53 PM): And the interpid healer wasted his last spell on the intrepid idiot cat.
SirAlextheFirst (11:46:55 PM): The door has been shut behind.
Sarcazmo47 (11:47:03 PM): The way is shut.
Adm H Sopko (11:47:23 PM): We need Jerry, dood
(11:47:24 PM) AndrewRogue has left the room.
(11:48:26 PM) AndrewRogue has entered the room.
AndrewRogue (11:48:34 PM): *swears at stupid computer*
SirAlextheFirst (11:48:35 PM): Yarr
Adm H Sopko (11:48:40 PM): Heh
MysteryGiIgamesh (11:49:06 PM): "Well......This is.....Quite perhaps a.........Volitle situation, oh.....Son's of Man?"
AndrewRogue (11:49:08 PM): (Dude, Soppy's name is freakin' hot pink :p Anyway, I miss any key dialogue in that instant?)
SirAlextheFirst (11:49:22 PM): (No.)
MysteryGiIgamesh (11:49:31 PM): (You missed all the secrets of Amar summed up in one massive sentence.)
AndrewRogue (11:49:45 PM): (Well shucks. Ain't that ironic :p)
MysteryGiIgamesh (11:50:09 PM): (And they also contained the true meaning of life. So all of us are now enlightend.)
AndrewRogue (11:50:34 PM): *she laughs bitterly* "It is Jacynth. It really is."
Sarcazmo47 (11:50:37 PM): ((Except Bandon. He still just wants sex.))
MysteryGiIgamesh (11:50:50 PM): (*hand's Bandon a dildo* Have fun.)
AndrewRogue (11:51:14 PM): (I believe the key word here is ANYWAY...)
SirAlextheFirst (11:51:24 PM): ANYWAYS
AndrewRogue (11:52:05 PM): *she reaches out gently to pet the kitty/Panther* "I'm really sorry Shadow."
SirAlextheFirst (11:52:20 PM): Everyone hears that small voice in their head again. <my friends are gone. im scared. help me?>
Adm H Sopko (11:53:01 PM): ::Hunter looks up as he hears the voice:: ~Where are you?~
AndrewRogue (11:53:08 PM): ~I... want to help you.~
Sarcazmo47 (11:53:26 PM): ((No! You're whiny and irritating! No soup for you!))
MysteryGiIgamesh (11:53:28 PM): Oo .....The voice...oO
SirAlextheFirst (11:54:08 PM): <im praying for you>
AndrewRogue (11:54:19 PM): ~What?~
Adm H Sopko (11:54:21 PM): ~Where are you praying for us?~
MysteryGiIgamesh (11:54:50 PM): Oo Perhaps to pray for the lost souls to find thier way home, oh Son of Man? oO *he peers at Hunter*
Adm H Sopko (11:56:23 PM): ~Where, not why, Jacynth~
MysteryGiIgamesh (11:56:45 PM): Oo I was not talking to you, oh Son of Man. Rather, just....A general comment. oO
AndrewRogue (11:56:47 PM): "Leatanna, is this the room you were in?" *looking to the Kitty-Gal*
SirAlextheFirst (11:56:52 PM): No further response comes.
SirAlextheFirst (11:57:16 PM): Lea looks around the room and slowly nods.
AndrewRogue (11:57:26 PM): "Then... she must be here Hunter."
Sarcazmo47 (11:58:02 PM): "You mentioned a door in this room, miss? With light coming from behind it?"
Adm H Sopko (11:58:54 PM): ~You shouldn't address general statements specifically to me then, Jac. I thought you were supposed to be more eloquent in your native-tongue/mindspeak?~
SirAlextheFirst (11:59:02 PM): "Yes. It's over on the far side." She points, but stays as close to the wall as she can.
Adm H Sopko (11:59:38 PM): ::Blinks as he watches Lea:: "Why are you hugging the wall?"
MysteryGiIgamesh (11:59:58 PM): Oo It had an eloquence to it, oh Son of Man. It is hardly a fault of my own if you weren't cultured enough to pick it up. oO
AndrewRogue (12:00:21 AM): "...perhaps she's worried about the 'Bathtub Monster?'" *none too confident herself*
Sarcazmo47 (12:00:43 AM): Bandon nods and looks around the room for other points of interest. Yes, we know there aren't any, but he looks anyway.
Sarcazmo47 (12:00:47 AM): Looking check...
SirAlextheFirst (12:00:49 AM): "I'd really rather not fall in again."
*OnlineHost* (12:00:53 AM): Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
Sarcazmo47 (12:00:56 AM): 10!
AndrewRogue (12:01:35 AM): *she nods understandingly*
SirAlextheFirst (12:01:39 AM): Bandon notices two carved statues on the far side of the lake, almost at the limits of vision.
Sarcazmo47 (12:01:49 AM): Ooooo!
Adm H Sopko (12:01:49 AM): ~Or you just mispoke and are trying to cover it up. You're at least covering it well~ ::He nods to her:: "Well, we're gonna have to get across."
SirAlextheFirst (12:02:05 AM): They're humanoid, and stone. That's about all you can tell.
Sarcazmo47 (12:02:30 AM): Bandon runs to the edge of the water and dives in. Course, with no ranks in swim, he more sort of falls in.
Adm H Sopko (12:02:40 AM): He's more impulsive than Hunter...
AndrewRogue (12:02:53 AM): (what's the distance between our current spot and the edge... ah nuts... *facepalm*)
*OnlineHost* (12:03:09 AM): Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
SirAlextheFirst (12:03:10 AM): Okay...
Sarcazmo47 (12:03:14 AM): 5 swim check!
SirAlextheFirst (12:03:25 AM): You can tread water. Congratulations.
Sarcazmo47 (12:03:31 AM): Wheee!
Sarcazmo47 (12:03:34 AM): Dog paddle!
AndrewRogue (12:03:39 AM): "Bandon! What are you doing?"
Adm H Sopko (12:04:01 AM): ::After he hears the splash, he immediately looks over to Bandon:: "That impulsive..."
Sarcazmo47 (12:04:02 AM): "I can- *gurgle* see something *gurgle* on the other side!"
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:04:05 AM): "Is he.....Forever so devoid.....Of caution, oh...Son of Man?" *he glances at Hunter*
Adm H Sopko (12:04:20 AM): ::Looks to the other side to see what he's talking about::
*OnlineHost* (12:04:25 AM): Adm H Sopko rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
Adm H Sopko (12:04:28 AM): 19
AndrewRogue (12:04:42 AM): "Don't do that! What if there is a monster!"
AndrewRogue (12:04:45 AM): *?
SirAlextheFirst (12:05:08 AM): Hunter, too, can see the statues.
Sarcazmo47 (12:05:09 AM): "I'll give *gurgle* it a hug!"
Adm H Sopko (12:05:40 AM): Can I make out anything more than what he did?
Sarcazmo47 (12:05:45 AM): Trying to make more progress with this whole swimming thing...
*OnlineHost* (12:05:51 AM): Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
Sarcazmo47 (12:05:53 AM): 11!
AndrewRogue (12:06:14 AM): *avoids saying unladylike things as she begins stripping*
SirAlextheFirst (12:06:18 AM): Bandon actually manages to swim forward a bit.
Sarcazmo47 (12:06:32 AM): Actually, before that happens.
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:06:33 AM): (XD)
Sarcazmo47 (12:06:41 AM): Spot check to notice Aria stripping.
SirAlextheFirst (12:06:44 AM): Hunter can see that the statues are of elves.
*OnlineHost* (12:06:48 AM): Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
Sarcazmo47 (12:06:52 AM): 16.
Adm H Sopko (12:07:09 AM): ::Blinks:: "I don't think you'll be happy, Jacynth. There are two stone elves across the way
Adm H Sopko (12:07:11 AM): "
SirAlextheFirst (12:07:16 AM): Mm. 16... questionable given that you're swimming.
Sarcazmo47 (12:07:25 AM): Your call.
SirAlextheFirst (12:07:27 AM): You'll notice her if you look back.
AndrewRogue (12:07:29 AM): (Kirk no hentai! *fwapage*)
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:07:32 AM): "And why....Oh why...Would such possibly....Upset myself?"
SirAlextheFirst (12:07:40 AM): Good luck swimming ahead when distracted, though.
Adm H Sopko (12:07:49 AM): "Elven pride, I guess. Nevermind then..."
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:07:57 AM): ("OMG! Bon4r! Cramp! Arg! Drown!!")
Sarcazmo47 (12:08:04 AM): He wouldn't be looking back, so I guess he wouldn't notice.
Sarcazmo47 (12:08:14 AM): Damn.
SirAlextheFirst (12:08:25 AM): (Lost cause, Andrew. Katie's been sad because she's not getting sex anymore, either.)
AndrewRogue (12:08:54 AM): (That's no reason to take it out on the virgin. Hell, he told me to hit you with a rock and invite you for sex :p)
Adm H Sopko (12:09:08 AM): ::Hunter blinks as he notices Aria stripping, he turns his head a bit:: "There a reason for that, Arianna?"
AndrewRogue (12:09:25 AM): "Swimming in armor is hard."
Sarcazmo47 (12:09:43 AM): Listen check to hear them talking!
*OnlineHost* (12:09:48 AM): Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
Sarcazmo47 (12:09:50 AM): HA!
Sarcazmo47 (12:10:04 AM): Bandon look back to see what they're talking about.
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:10:11 AM): (XD)
AndrewRogue (12:10:17 AM): (lol)
SirAlextheFirst (12:10:44 AM): Oh my.
AndrewRogue (12:10:53 AM): (Er...being unfamiliar with armor, I assume there would still be a bit of cloth on Aria? Right <_<)
SirAlextheFirst (12:10:54 AM): What is it with your characters and drowning in this lake?
Sarcazmo47 (12:11:11 AM): He look back, blinks, stares for a moment, realizes he's staring, looks directly forward and tries to swim forward while very, VERY distracted.
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:11:13 AM): (All the cool kids are doing it!)
*OnlineHost* (12:11:17 AM): Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
Sarcazmo47 (12:11:26 AM): Distraction penalty of.....?
SirAlextheFirst (12:11:32 AM): Distraction -5.
SirAlextheFirst (12:11:38 AM): You barely hold yourself up.
Sarcazmo47 (12:11:42 AM): Ha!
Sarcazmo47 (12:11:59 AM): How does the water taste?
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:12:15 AM): ("Like giant's semen.")
AndrewRogue (12:12:33 AM): (Doesn't even bother to ask about how he would know that)
SirAlextheFirst (12:13:31 AM): The fluid tastes like nothing.
AndrewRogue (12:13:40 AM): *she'll affix/stuff her armor to her pack, best she can, using that rope she has if needed*
Sarcazmo47 (12:13:46 AM): Wow. Interesting.
(12:13:49 AM) Adm H Sopko has left the room.
Sarcazmo47 (12:13:56 AM): Never tasted nothing before.
Sarcazmo47 (12:14:05 AM): Keep swiming, Bandon!
*OnlineHost* (12:14:11 AM): Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
SirAlextheFirst (12:14:42 AM): Whee!
SirAlextheFirst (12:14:59 AM): You're finally able to swim up to the center outcropping, which I assume is your goal.
AndrewRogue (12:15:06 AM): *looking to Jac* "Should we go too?"
Sarcazmo47 (12:15:19 AM): Yup.
Sarcazmo47 (12:15:50 AM): If I were a high level cleric and could cast Stone To Flesh, I could help those guys out. But, alas.
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:15:51 AM): *he nods, and dives in after her*
*OnlineHost* (12:15:55 AM): MysteryGiIgamesh rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:15:59 AM): 15
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:16:26 AM): (Shock and dismay, as Jac is the only one with swim skills, eh?)
AndrewRogue (12:16:37 AM): (Hah! I have skill here!"
AndrewRogue (12:16:39 AM): )
AndrewRogue (12:16:47 AM): *dives in before him*
*OnlineHost* (12:16:50 AM): AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
AndrewRogue (12:16:53 AM): 20
Sarcazmo47 (12:17:00 AM): Do I need a climb check to get out of the water?
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:17:12 AM): (Wow.)
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:17:21 AM): (For the first time ever, Aria beat Jac at a check.)
SirAlextheFirst (12:17:33 AM): Aria and Jac also are able to swim out to the middle.
AndrewRogue (12:17:42 AM): Whups, 18 <_< Misread my sheet
SirAlextheFirst (12:17:48 AM): Lea: O_O *sweatdrop*
AndrewRogue (12:19:05 AM): *climbing out and looking back to Lea* "We need to end this. You... you can wait there if you want."
AndrewRogue (12:19:30 AM): *dressing armor again*
Sarcazmo47 (12:19:45 AM): Examining statues.
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:19:46 AM): *pulls self out of water, shakes off like a dog*
SirAlextheFirst (12:20:19 AM): Hunter nods back, as Lea is still uncommunicative. "We'll stay here. Be careful."
Sarcazmo47 (12:20:31 AM): Are they statues, or are they stunningly-realistic-statues-almost-like-they' d-been-real-until-they-were-petrified statues?
SirAlextheFirst (12:20:48 AM): You ever seen a petrified person before?
SirAlextheFirst (12:21:00 AM): Answer: No.
Sarcazmo47 (12:21:15 AM): I didn't ask if they looked petrified.
SirAlextheFirst (12:21:27 AM): The statues are very realistic indeed, except that their eyes are hollow sockets.
Sarcazmo47 (12:21:42 AM): With lasers?
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:21:56 AM): (Death ninja statues complete with laser eyes?_
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:21:58 AM): *)
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:22:06 AM): (What do the elves look like?)
AndrewRogue (12:22:11 AM): *finishes dressing and turns back to Hunter. Somewhat reluctantly, thanks to him staying behind* "Oh... okay."
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:22:19 AM): (Man/woman/got armor on/normal clothing on/etc?)
SirAlextheFirst (12:23:25 AM): They're androgenous, and wear flowing robes.
SirAlextheFirst (12:23:30 AM): Quite pretty, actually.
SirAlextheFirst (12:23:38 AM): Except for the whole no eyes thing.
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:23:47 AM): (Anyone I would recognize as an elf?)
Sarcazmo47 (12:23:51 AM): Anything else over here besides the eyeless wonders?
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:24:04 AM): (Like "OMG THIS R TEH STATUE OF TEH ELVEN LUV GODDESS! or something?)
SirAlextheFirst (12:25:10 AM): Like you'd hit them, no matter what sex they actually were.
SirAlextheFirst (12:25:29 AM): Ahh... K: N&R check,.
AndrewRogue (12:25:35 AM): "Those statues... they're pretty."
AndrewRogue (12:25:52 AM): Is that checkable untrained?
*OnlineHost* (12:25:53 AM): MysteryGiIgamesh rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:25:56 AM): 20
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:26:03 AM): (That's if it's untrained.)
*OnlineHost* (12:26:06 AM): AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:26:08 AM): (If not, then..Meh.)
AndrewRogue (12:26:21 AM): ("OH! The king of Asgard!")
SirAlextheFirst (12:26:41 AM): You can't get above a 10 untrained with Knowledge skills.
SirAlextheFirst (12:27:07 AM): Which means, if nobody is trained at all, no go.
AndrewRogue (12:27:20 AM): (Not trained. So yeah.)
SirAlextheFirst (12:28:32 AM): You have no idea if they're a specific person.
SirAlextheFirst (12:28:38 AM): Both statues are identical, by the way.
AndrewRogue (12:29:20 AM): *she'll go up and touch the statue gently* "Real pretty... but... without the eyes they're... they're kind of scary."
Sarcazmo47 (12:29:51 AM): Anything else over here besides the eyeless wonders?
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:30:20 AM): "Odd....................." *he runs his fingers over the statues, his fingers stopping at the eyes*
Sarcazmo47 (12:30:21 AM): I'm willing to bet fake money that this is one of those find the square peg puzzles.
AndrewRogue (12:30:35 AM): (Ah, the survival horror staples eh? :p)
SirAlextheFirst (12:30:37 AM): A large natural column, behind which is a metal door with the green glow issuing from around the frame.
Sarcazmo47 (12:30:49 AM): DOOR!
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:30:51 AM): (Radscorpians? XD)
Sarcazmo47 (12:30:53 AM): Bandon tries the door.
AndrewRogue (12:31:19 AM): "Wait a second and I'll do it!"
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:32:03 AM): *takes out bow and arrows just in case*
SirAlextheFirst (12:32:32 AM): Bandon is trying the door?
Sarcazmo47 (12:33:17 AM): Too late!
Sarcazmo47 (12:33:24 AM): Yes, he's trying the door.
Sarcazmo47 (12:33:38 AM): Without even pausing to let anyone else know he's found one.
SirAlextheFirst (12:33:45 AM): The handle refuses to turn.
Sarcazmo47 (12:34:06 AM): Damn!
Sarcazmo47 (12:34:23 AM): NOW he says, "I found the door!"
AndrewRogue (12:34:56 AM): *approaches the door and examines it*
Sarcazmo47 (12:35:32 AM): "It's locked.
SirAlextheFirst (12:35:39 AM): It's locked.
Sarcazmo47 (12:35:44 AM): " He offers, totally unneccessarily.
AndrewRogue (12:35:58 AM): "Really?" *yanks the handle*
SirAlextheFirst (12:36:37 AM): Yeah, it's locked.
AndrewRogue (12:37:35 AM): *under her breath* "Damn." (any noticeable locks, etc?)
SirAlextheFirst (12:38:09 AM): No, nothing noticeable. It's just a door with a handle.
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:39:38 AM): *he sighs heavily, inhaling deeply, merely peering around...*
AndrewRogue (12:39:43 AM): (is it just a door to a pillar? Not like it had another entrance or anythung)
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:39:45 AM): (Spot and search checks.)
*OnlineHost* (12:39:49 AM): MysteryGiIgamesh rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
*OnlineHost* (12:39:50 AM): MysteryGiIgamesh rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
Sarcazmo47 (12:39:59 AM): ((I need an adamantine bastard sword and 22 STR! GRR!))
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:40:02 AM): Well, 18 on spot.
Sarcazmo47 (12:40:29 AM): Now thatthe obvious stuff is taken care of, Bandon will search the statues, pillar, and door for -
Sarcazmo47 (12:40:52 AM): 25, 25, and 25, respectively.
SirAlextheFirst (12:41:30 AM): Jacynth doesn't notice anything interesting.
SirAlextheFirst (12:42:06 AM): Bandon notices that the statues have marks on their hands.
SirAlextheFirst (12:42:12 AM): That's about it.
Sarcazmo47 (12:42:19 AM): Marks.....?
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:42:20 AM): (Callouses from masturbation!)
SirAlextheFirst (12:43:13 AM): Marks, yes. As if they had been holding something which was removed.
AndrewRogue (12:43:52 AM): (Oh... it must have been the red and blue rods we saw back on the shelf in the storeroom! </survival horror>)
SirAlextheFirst (12:44:10 AM): .... what?
SirAlextheFirst (12:44:15 AM): There weren;t any such rods...
AndrewRogue (12:44:23 AM): (Just a joke Alex. I know.)
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:44:25 AM): (Well....Jac is an elf..And he has a bow and arrows...Which are two-handed, and.....Two short swords...Maybe..? >_>)
AndrewRogue (12:45:10 AM): "Did you guys find something Bandon?" *turning from the door*
Sarcazmo47 (12:45:13 AM): Will closer examination help reveal anything of the nature of said removed items?
AndrewRogue (12:45:30 AM): *remove guys
SirAlextheFirst (12:45:44 AM): Not particularily.
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:46:10 AM): Oo What is it you are peering at, Son of Man? oO *he gazes dully at Bandon*
Sarcazmo47 (12:46:43 AM): Bandon finally looks up. "These statues were holding something once."
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:46:52 AM): "....?............"
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:46:57 AM): *peers closer at them*
AndrewRogue (12:47:05 AM): "Really?" *examines as well*
SirAlextheFirst (12:47:38 AM): It seems that they were, indeed.
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:47:59 AM): (How are thier hands held? Like, as one would hold a sword, or a staff, or a wand or bow or etc?)
AndrewRogue (12:48:11 AM): "What could they have been holding?" *more to self than anything*
SirAlextheFirst (12:48:18 AM): Their hands are down at their sides, actually.
AndrewRogue (12:50:00 AM): *she gently takes one of the statues hands and feels it out of curiosity*
SirAlextheFirst (12:50:18 AM): It's cold and stoney.
AndrewRogue (12:51:21 AM): (any applicable checks that could be made to intuite a hint or something?)
AndrewRogue (12:51:27 AM): *intuit
Sarcazmo47 (12:51:42 AM): Bandon is going to try and fail to push one of the statues in any direction, trying to see if they are meant to be moved.
*OnlineHost* (12:52:07 AM): Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
Sarcazmo47 (12:52:12 AM): Str check 2.
SirAlextheFirst (12:52:40 AM): You go into the pushing animation, but nothing happens.
Sarcazmo47 (12:53:25 AM): Do I use Crono's pushing animation, or Max's?
SirAlextheFirst (12:53:37 AM): Cray's.
AndrewRogue (12:53:50 AM): *she sighs* "It can't be easy..." *quietly*
Sarcazmo47 (12:54:50 AM): *shrug* "If it turns out to be necessary to try to find something here to open this door, it's going to get difficult. Especially since there seems to be no way to control where we go.
Sarcazmo47 (12:54:52 AM): "
Sarcazmo47 (12:55:54 AM): Bandon has an intuitive thought. There are two different worlds to this building. There are two statues here at the heart of this building. Perhaps there is a key in both worlds that needs to be found to open the door?
AndrewRogue (12:56:28 AM): (Str check to ram the door okay Alex? Or is it clearly made of a very durable substance? Then the intuitive thought shall be considered)
SirAlextheFirst (12:57:13 AM): It's just iron. Go for it.
*OnlineHost* (12:57:19 AM): AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
AndrewRogue (12:57:27 AM): 21. Doubt its good enough.
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:57:36 AM): ("Just iron". Yeesh.)
SirAlextheFirst (12:57:54 AM): No, you hear a crunch and the door flies open.
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:58:26 AM): (Wow. Next time we need a battering ram, we're grabbing Arianna.)
AndrewRogue (12:58:27 AM): *is surprised as she stumbles into the now open doorway*
Sarcazmo47 (12:58:36 AM): Oh, overly fertile imagination. How I love thee.
AndrewRogue (12:58:42 AM): (...)
AndrewRogue (12:58:58 AM): (yar, back in a minute)
Sarcazmo47 (12:59:06 AM): Bandon goes to investigate said crunching noise.
SirAlextheFirst (12:59:08 AM): So.
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:59:10 AM): (Arr, I brb as well.)
Sarcazmo47 (12:59:22 AM): So.....uh...I guess it's just you and me, Alex.
SirAlextheFirst (12:59:28 AM): The room inside ...
SirAlextheFirst (12:59:31 AM): Er..
SirAlextheFirst (12:59:35 AM): Okay.
Sarcazmo47 (12:59:40 AM): Where's Sopko?
SirAlextheFirst (1:00:07 AM): *shrug* Beats me.
AndrewRogue (1:01:42 AM): (Back, and I was wondering that to. He just... disappeared)
Sarcazmo47 (1:02:40 AM): So.
Sarcazmo47 (1:02:45 AM): The room inside.
AndrewRogue (1:02:59 AM): (Anyway, being that I'm in the room now, what's it look like?)
SirAlextheFirst (1:03:50 AM): The room inside is a small, hollow cave. Green glowing... stuff, probably fungus, is all over the walls and ceiling.
SirAlextheFirst (1:04:07 AM): In the center of the room is a bed, and next to it, a small table and a chair.
Sarcazmo47 (1:04:28 AM): Oooo!
AndrewRogue (1:04:52 AM): (Spot check to notice anything strange before actually going further in to investigate?)
SirAlextheFirst (1:05:05 AM): The chair is a more or less ordinary, dirty metal chair, while the table is wooden, has two drawers, and a few objects on top of it.
Sarcazmo47 (1:05:41 AM): So, is there a dude sitting at the small desk writing his memoirs, and an armor stand with black full plate on it in the corner?
SirAlextheFirst (1:05:57 AM): The bedframe is metal, and the matress looks quite dirty. There is one sheet and a pillow on top, both looking very worn and darkly stained.
SirAlextheFirst (1:06:10 AM): No, no dude.
SirAlextheFirst (1:06:35 AM): On top of the table lies a small spiral notebook, and a filthy pictureframe.
AndrewRogue (1:06:44 AM): "Kind of... plain..." *she'll walk over to the table*
SirAlextheFirst (1:06:45 AM): *end description*
AndrewRogue (1:07:29 AM): *and pick up the aforementioned fram and notebook curiously*
Sarcazmo47 (1:07:35 AM): Bandon follows along close behind, more or less heedless of any potential traps.
SirAlextheFirst (1:08:02 AM): Okay.
Sarcazmo47 (1:08:09 AM): Andrew doesn't really belive in the E in fram"e", does he?
SirAlextheFirst (1:08:37 AM): Nothing happens when you pick them up.
AndrewRogue (1:09:15 AM): (Er, Fatal Frame scared me so badly I'm scarred enough to not use 'e' in that word anymore <_<) *looks at the frame closely first*
Sarcazmo47 (1:09:51 AM): Tries to look at the notebook, sort of tugging gently at it.
SirAlextheFirst (1:10:08 AM): The front of the picture is covered in a patina of grime. You can't see the picture underneath.
AndrewRogue (1:10:40 AM): *relents* "Ah... sorry about that Bandon." *tries to wipe the grime off with her hand*
Sarcazmo47 (1:12:37 AM): Building up tension......building up tension..........
AndrewRogue (1:12:50 AM): (Dun dun dun dun dun dundundundundundundun!)
SirAlextheFirst (1:12:53 AM): TensioN@
SirAlextheFirst (1:12:58 AM): Yarrr
Sarcazmo47 (1:12:59 AM): Bandon attempts to read/page through the notebook.
SirAlextheFirst (1:13:00 AM): Lag
AndrewRogue (1:13:06 AM): (Ah.)
SirAlextheFirst (1:14:12 AM): Beneath the dirt, there is a picture of a young woman, with blonde hair. She looks sad, or perhaps angry.
AndrewRogue (1:14:50 AM): (Any familiarity? She cute? Approximate age?)
SirAlextheFirst (1:15:42 AM): She seems strangely familiar to you.
SirAlextheFirst (1:15:48 AM): Maybe 20 years old.
MysteryGiIgamesh (1:16:07 AM): (Back.)
AndrewRogue (1:16:17 AM): (Like, say... the girl in the picture we found in the last room at Dracoroach cave?)
SirAlextheFirst (1:16:51 AM): Why, yes, actually.
AndrewRogue (1:17:34 AM): "Its...her again." *she looks back to Jac, proffering the picture*
MysteryGiIgamesh (1:17:59 AM): *he peers curiously at it, nodding in agreement* "It well and.....Truely is."
AndrewRogue (1:19:12 AM): *she sets it down uneasily and looks back towards Bandon, who happens to be holding the notebook*
SirAlextheFirst (1:19:50 AM): Heh.
SirAlextheFirst (1:19:52 AM): The notebook.
Sarcazmo47 (1:20:15 AM): Oh shit! He didn't say the words!
Sarcazmo47 (1:20:34 AM): Klatu Verata Nnchchoughcough!
MysteryGiIgamesh (1:20:51 AM): (Klattu Barada Nikto.)
SirAlextheFirst (1:21:50 AM): The notebook is written in a language other than Common, which is strange these days.
SirAlextheFirst (1:21:52 AM): LAAAAG!
Sarcazmo47 (1:21:53 AM): ((Wow, do you feel superior now, Captain The Day The Earth Stood Still?))
SirAlextheFirst (1:22:01 AM): Can this be seen?
AndrewRogue (1:22:05 AM): Yes
Sarcazmo47 (1:22:25 AM): Seeing as how I spent about six skill points on languages, I'm going to be very sad if I can't read it.
SirAlextheFirst (1:22:50 AM): Hmm. I can't see my text. Well, going on... who knows Giant?
Sarcazmo47 (1:23:00 AM): Yo!
AndrewRogue (1:23:15 AM): (You do?)
Sarcazmo47 (1:23:23 AM): Giant, Common, Dwarf, Elf, Gnomish, Orc, Draconic, Celestial, Infernal.
SirAlextheFirst (1:23:23 AM): Assuming that means Bandon knows Giant, then he can read the text.
Sarcazmo47 (1:24:03 AM): +2 Int bonus, six skill points on languages.
SirAlextheFirst (1:24:25 AM): It's rather disjointed anyways, but understandable.
AndrewRogue (1:24:42 AM): (Yar, poor Aria's a highschool student who hasn''t taken her foreign language yet <_<)
SirAlextheFirst (1:25:29 AM): "She sleep. Dreams come, and power. We hunger. We fear the child, but she cannot harm us."
Sarcazmo47 (1:25:33 AM): Say, is it a sprial notebook with perforated pages?
SirAlextheFirst (1:25:40 AM): The first page contains only that.
SirAlextheFirst (1:25:50 AM): Yes, it is a spiral notebook with perforated pages.
Sarcazmo47 (1:25:59 AM): Awsome.
SirAlextheFirst (1:26:02 AM): WHOO, I can see my text again. All of it in a big rush.
Sarcazmo47 (1:26:15 AM): Next page!
Sarcazmo47 (1:26:49 AM): It's a drawing of a dancing monkey!
SirAlextheFirst (1:27:25 AM): The next page reads "Others come too. We feel them. They shape as she does, they chase for her. She calls to them. They may follow, or not."
SirAlextheFirst (1:27:54 AM): This is all written in very large lettering, which is why the entire page spread is consumed by so little text.
Sarcazmo47 (1:28:58 AM): Bandon mouths his thoughts silently. They shape as she does.....are the Hunters taking the form of the girl?
Sarcazmo47 (1:29:06 AM): Next page!
AndrewRogue (1:29:18 AM): "What?"
Sarcazmo47 (1:29:31 AM): Well, given that Giant has no written language, it's likely spelled phonetically.
SirAlextheFirst (1:29:44 AM): Giant uses the dwarven alphabet.
Sarcazmo47 (1:29:44 AM): Bandon doesn't even look up from the notebook.
Sarcazmo47 (1:30:09 AM): Well, fwa fwa fwa, mister smarty pants.
Sarcazmo47 (1:31:07 AM): Next page!
SirAlextheFirst (1:31:16 AM): Next page: "Her heal slows. Burns fester. As always, we wait and tend. She is angry, sad, crying, but happy. (more)
SirAlextheFirst (1:32:09 AM): "The mindless slain, we are ready. Not even the girl or the others shall harm her now."
AndrewRogue (1:32:43 AM): (Whee... that festering burns line reminds me of Silent Hill and the Video Cassette in the hospital <_<)
Sarcazmo47 (1:33:23 AM): The girl....the Marquis's girl? Then who is She?
Sarcazmo47 (1:33:44 AM): Is She the one that has been speaking into our minds?
Sarcazmo47 (1:34:21 AM): Next page!
SirAlextheFirst (1:34:35 AM): Next page.
SirAlextheFirst (1:34:57 AM): The text on the next page is in common, and smaller.
SirAlextheFirst (1:35:02 AM): Different handwriting, too.
Sarcazmo47 (1:35:18 AM): We cannot get out.
Sarcazmo47 (1:35:25 AM): They have taken the hall and the west gate.
Sarcazmo47 (1:35:31 AM): Oh, wait.
SirAlextheFirst (1:36:39 AM): "Day 182353: She stirred today. She may be coming here. If so, we must be ready. Messenger dispatched to the Yarovan Trading Company by #72 and #74. (more)
SirAlextheFirst (1:37:25 AM): "We anticipate arrival of Eliminator squadron to assist in 2 days. While we cannot stop her, she cannot harm us, and she has been moved."
SirAlextheFirst (1:38:03 AM): "The quarters have been readied, and her mind prepared."
SirAlextheFirst (1:38:10 AM): End of that page.
AndrewRogue (1:39:40 AM): (...trippy.)
AndrewRogue (1:40:24 AM): (Am I allowed to say sllooww?)
SirAlextheFirst (1:40:33 AM): Sure
MysteryGiIgamesh (1:40:39 AM): ("Like, whoah, man. Pass the bong...")
SirAlextheFirst (1:41:29 AM): So...
AndrewRogue (1:41:59 AM): (Wanna pretend he turns the page?)
SirAlextheFirst (1:42:10 AM): I'd rather not, actuallty.
SirAlextheFirst (1:42:23 AM): *kicks Kirk*
AndrewRogue (1:43:56 AM): (*bashes Kirk with rock*)
MysteryGiIgamesh (1:44:19 AM): (Kirk! Get your dick outta her mouth now! It's game time, not lovin' time!)
SirAlextheFirst (1:44:51 AM): Katie is coming to my room, actually. To give me a book. So I can finally do that freakin journal.
AndrewRogue (1:44:56 AM): (XD)
AndrewRogue (1:45:21 AM): (Random tangent: My little sister is named Katie. Hway.)
MysteryGiIgamesh (1:45:28 AM): (Which makes it all the more imperitive that she doesn't suck him off as she walks down a hallway.)
MysteryGiIgamesh (1:45:48 AM): (Since no one wants to see that. XD)
AndrewRogue (1:45:54 AM): (XD)
Sarcazmo47 (1:46:15 AM): Next page!
Sarcazmo47 (1:46:50 AM): Despite the number of times the word she appears in this book, is it fairly clear the writer was referring to two seperate people?
SirAlextheFirst (1:46:54 AM): The next page contains what looks like gibberish.
Sarcazmo47 (1:47:27 AM): Int check to try to decode the gibberish?
SirAlextheFirst (1:47:34 AM): Go for it.
*OnlineHost* (1:47:42 AM): Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
Sarcazmo47 (1:47:45 AM): 12.
SirAlextheFirst (1:48:24 AM): Make me a Ref save.
*OnlineHost* (1:48:31 AM): Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
Sarcazmo47 (1:48:35 AM): 15.
SirAlextheFirst (1:48:47 AM): Ow.
SirAlextheFirst (1:48:53 AM): Barely missed.
MysteryGiIgamesh (1:49:04 AM): (It's so gibberish it BURNS!)
Sarcazmo47 (1:49:21 AM): The letters leap off the page and throttle the life out of me?
AndrewRogue (1:49:27 AM): (...)
SirAlextheFirst (1:49:44 AM): A small brown snake lunges out of the book and bits your FACE, then vanishes in a small pop sound and puff of smoke.
AndrewRogue (1:49:59 AM): "Bandon!"
SirAlextheFirst (1:50:00 AM): And Bandon is enclosed in a shimmering amber field of energy.
Sarcazmo47 (1:50:00 AM): Fort save?
Sarcazmo47 (1:50:03 AM): Ooooooo.
Sarcazmo47 (1:50:06 AM): That's bad.
AndrewRogue (1:50:26 AM): *reaches out to grab him* (OOC: Sepia Snake Sigil?)
SirAlextheFirst (1:50:34 AM): (Yes.)
MysteryGiIgamesh (1:50:34 AM): (Is failing a save ever good?)
Sarcazmo47 (1:50:42 AM): "Stay back!" He shouts from within.
SirAlextheFirst (1:50:46 AM): (DC 16, poor guy)
SirAlextheFirst (1:50:56 AM): Ah, no he doesn't.
Sarcazmo47 (1:51:05 AM): Oh.
Sarcazmo47 (1:51:10 AM): Does he burst into flames and die?
SirAlextheFirst (1:51:19 AM): He just kinda stands there, with whatever expression was on his face when the snake bit him.
Sarcazmo47 (1:51:40 AM): Is he hit with the Imprisonment spell wherein his soul is teleported to a random place somewhere else?
AndrewRogue (1:51:45 AM): *then, assumedly, doesn't have much trouble grabbing him*
SirAlextheFirst (1:51:53 AM): (No, foo. I said, Sepia Snake Sigil.)
Sarcazmo47 (1:52:03 AM): What the hell is that?
SirAlextheFirst (1:52:24 AM): (You're immobilized and in suspended animation until that force field wears off.)
Sarcazmo47 (1:52:30 AM): How long does that take?
*OnlineHost* (1:52:39 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
Sarcazmo47 (1:52:49 AM): *laughs*
AndrewRogue (1:52:58 AM): (Hell)
SirAlextheFirst (1:53:03 AM): (12 days, OOC.)
Sarcazmo47 (1:53:33 AM): Fantastic. Well, you kids go have a good time. Bandon and I have some quality stasis time together.
AndrewRogue (1:54:04 AM): "Jacynth! What... what happened?"
Sarcazmo47 (1:54:12 AM): Damn Arbiters.
Sarcazmo47 (1:54:42 AM): *wanders off to play Alpha Centauri*
AndrewRogue (1:55:33 AM): (Well... that sucks. We lost our other cleric.) *shakes Bandon to little avail*
MysteryGiIgamesh (1:56:45 AM): "I.......Do not.....Perhaps know?"
AndrewRogue (1:57:31 AM): (can she carefully take the book from his hands?)
MysteryGiIgamesh (1:58:14 AM): (It's times like this I almost wish I chose mage as my class.)
MysteryGiIgamesh (1:58:28 AM): (A dispel magic would be nice right about now.)
AndrewRogue (1:58:34 AM): (Verily)
SirAlextheFirst (1:58:47 AM): Sure, you can take the book.
Sarcazmo47 (1:59:01 AM): If Bandon tanks it, I'll bring in a follower of the School Of Weaponless Mages.
AndrewRogue (1:59:37 AM): *she'll take it very, very carefully and look at the page he was last looking at, holding the damn thing out at arm's length*
Sarcazmo47 (1:59:48 AM): An alienist! Who want to access the Far Plane! That'd be fun.
SirAlextheFirst (2:00:11 AM): Okay.
SirAlextheFirst (2:00:19 AM): It still looks like gibberish.
AndrewRogue (2:00:30 AM): Bah, Bandon will be back at in just under two weeks.
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:00:34 AM): *pokes Bandon*
Sarcazmo47 (2:00:47 AM): Unless he was....pushed over a cliff!
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:00:53 AM): *poke poke poke poke* ".......Peculier......"
Sarcazmo47 (2:00:56 AM): *tries to push Bandon over a cliff*
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:01:05 AM): (No cliff's for you!)
Sarcazmo47 (2:01:09 AM): Damn!
AndrewRogue (2:01:25 AM): *she'll set the bookdown to look at a moment and looks to the drawers* "This isn't a joke Jacynth! Maybe they have something to fix it here?"
Sarcazmo47 (2:01:42 AM): Acutally, I think it's pretty damn funny.
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:01:45 AM): "Mm....." *poke poke poke*
AndrewRogue (2:01:59 AM): (Well, outta character its freakin' hilarious :p)
Sarcazmo47 (2:02:02 AM): First thing he's gonna do, twelve days from now, is try to dodge away from a snake darting towards his face.
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:02:04 AM): "Mayhap if.....I were to perhaps........Stab him?"
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:02:15 AM): *poke poke poke*
Sarcazmo47 (2:02:18 AM): *LAUGH*
SirAlextheFirst (2:02:25 AM): The first drawer contains a small shelf and a pile of books.
Sarcazmo47 (2:02:25 AM): Stab him! That'll do it!
Sarcazmo47 (2:02:31 AM): Do it!
Sarcazmo47 (2:02:33 AM): DO IT!
Sarcazmo47 (2:02:35 AM): STAB HIM
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:02:36 AM): *poke*
Sarcazmo47 (2:02:40 AM): STAB HIM MIGHTILY!
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:02:43 AM): *poke poke*
AndrewRogue (2:02:45 AM): (lol) *she'll pull them all out and spread them on the table*
Sarcazmo47 (2:02:52 AM): WITH SOMETHING POINTY!
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:03:04 AM): "He does not......Move at all. Hmmmm......................." *poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke*
Sarcazmo47 (2:03:18 AM): IN THE EYE!
SirAlextheFirst (2:03:21 AM): Ooh.
Sarcazmo47 (2:03:34 AM): KILL!
AndrewRogue (2:03:50 AM): (<_< I think Kirk has a teeny problem here.)
Sarcazmo47 (2:03:57 AM): Pah.
Sarcazmo47 (2:04:00 AM): I'm fine.
Sarcazmo47 (2:04:02 AM): KILL!
Sarcazmo47 (2:04:04 AM): STAB!
Sarcazmo47 (2:04:08 AM): SHOOT!
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:04:12 AM): *poke poke*
Sarcazmo47 (2:04:13 AM): DROWN!
Sarcazmo47 (2:04:22 AM): USE HIM AS A DEPTH CHARGE!
Sarcazmo47 (2:04:34 AM): DROP HIM IN THE WATER AND SEE HOW FAR DOWN HE GOES!
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:04:56 AM): *he peers down at Aria* "Do you think.....Perhaps a stabbing.....Would make him move? I too would......Move if I recieved a.......Harsh blow to the..........Groin." *poke poke*
AndrewRogue (2:05:15 AM): *ignoring the poking she'll begin quickly going through everything* "Jacynth!" *sharply and not amused*
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:05:29 AM): *he grins slightly*
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:05:33 AM): *poke poke poke*
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:05:57 AM): (Jacynth is really enjoying this. XD We should seal Bandon away in time more often.)
SirAlextheFirst (2:06:00 AM): Going though what?
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:06:13 AM): "..........Hmmmmm....................."
AndrewRogue (2:06:18 AM): (The aforementioned books and scrolls removed from the drawer :p)
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:06:53 AM): *pokes him in the eye. not hard, just just...to see if he'd get any reaction*
SirAlextheFirst (2:07:17 AM): No reaction.
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:07:39 AM): "Maybe.........I should stab him........Within the groin?"
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:07:48 AM): *he looks over his shoulder, dully, at Aira*
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:07:55 AM): *Aria
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:08:15 AM): (Do it yourself vasectomies can be fun!(
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:08:16 AM): *)
AndrewRogue (2:08:45 AM): *low* "Jacynth... I'm not kidding with you. Maybe YOU can joke about this sort of thing, but I can't!"
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:09:13 AM): "I am......Not joking at.......Any such level, oh.....Maiden. Those of the Blood......Rarely joke in....Such times."
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:09:34 AM): *poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke*
SirAlextheFirst (2:09:36 AM): What is Aria doing?
AndrewRogue (2:10:03 AM): *deadpan without looking up from the pile of books* "Stabbing him in the groin, and you're being serious..."
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:10:18 AM): *he simply nods*
SirAlextheFirst (2:10:48 AM): Aria, make me a Knowledge: Art and Literature check.
*OnlineHost* (2:11:03 AM): AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
SirAlextheFirst (2:11:13 AM): Do you have any ranks?
AndrewRogue (2:11:15 AM): Untrained, so 10 I suppose.
SirAlextheFirst (2:12:13 AM): 'kay. The books are plays, by a man named William Shakespeare. They're considered classics, and you have a general understanding of the plot of each.
AndrewRogue (2:13:49 AM): *she sighs as she sets them off to a side of the table. She might conssider taking them so she can actually read them later but anyway...* (Anything else in aforementioned drawer?)
SirAlextheFirst (2:14:02 AM): Just the small built-in bookshelf.
AndrewRogue (2:14:34 AM): (Next drawer open then!)
SirAlextheFirst (2:15:01 AM): The second drawer refuses to open.
AndrewRogue (2:15:52 AM): *frustratedly yanks on the handle to open it* (Str check to pull the stupid thing open?)
SirAlextheFirst (2:16:27 AM): Sure
*OnlineHost* (2:16:36 AM): AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
AndrewRogue (2:16:42 AM): 14?
SirAlextheFirst (2:16:44 AM): Nope.
SirAlextheFirst (2:16:53 AM): It doesn't move at all.
SirAlextheFirst (2:17:03 AM): In fact, it almost seems to be one with the dresser.
AndrewRogue (2:17:35 AM): (As in, a design drawer that serves no real purpose?)
SirAlextheFirst (2:18:05 AM): No, it's clearly got cracks around the edges, just like the top drawer.
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:18:23 AM): *is busying himself just messing around with Bandon's body*
AndrewRogue (2:18:35 AM): (Search check for a latch or lock or something? And XD at that comment)
SirAlextheFirst (2:18:36 AM): Right!
SirAlextheFirst (2:18:43 AM): Sure, Search away.
AndrewRogue (2:18:50 AM): Take 20?
SirAlextheFirst (2:19:03 AM): Sure...
AndrewRogue (2:19:06 AM): 25
SirAlextheFirst (2:19:09 AM): You find nothing.
SirAlextheFirst (2:19:18 AM): Just another half hour spent.
AndrewRogue (2:19:39 AM): (11 days, 23 hrs, 30 minutes remain!)
AndrewRogue (2:20:10 AM): "Jacynth... this drawer isn't opening!"
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:20:24 AM): "....?"
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:20:32 AM): *walks over to it, yanks it open*
SirAlextheFirst (2:21:37 AM): Yank.
SirAlextheFirst (2:21:42 AM): No opey.
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:21:47 AM): "........"
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:21:51 AM): *pull's harder*
SirAlextheFirst (2:21:58 AM): No opey.
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:22:09 AM): (I've got a 16 Str. Thats a pretty high push-pull ability here. o_O)
SirAlextheFirst (2:22:28 AM): No.... opey....
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:22:44 AM): *pulls more*
SirAlextheFirst (2:22:56 AM): No opey.
AndrewRogue (2:23:08 AM): "Jacynth, I don't think that's working." *dryly*
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:23:09 AM): *and again* (He's tenacious, at least.)
SirAlextheFirst (2:23:14 AM): No opey.
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:24:07 AM): *he sighs lightly*
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:24:19 AM): *pushes?*
SirAlextheFirst (2:24:37 AM): No opey.
AndrewRogue (2:25:24 AM): *irritatedly* "Jacynth, stand back."
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:26:12 AM): *he does so*
AndrewRogue (2:26:26 AM): (Brute force worked once tonight. Smack the stupid thing with the sharp end of my Guisarme?)
SirAlextheFirst (2:29:31 AM): ....
SirAlextheFirst (2:29:34 AM): SLLLLOOOOOWWWWW!
AndrewRogue (2:29:57 AM): (*coughs, assuming that if Alex isn't responding, that Katie showed up with the book and he decided to do his work :p* In case it matters, if I do attack, minimum of 16 damage)
SirAlextheFirst (2:30:14 AM): I'm right here.
SirAlextheFirst (2:30:23 AM): Are you going to attack it or what?
AndrewRogue (2:30:37 AM): (Yeah, I was asking if it would ba all right :p)
*OnlineHost* (2:30:46 AM): AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
SirAlextheFirst (2:30:50 AM): (Metagaming? Bad!)
AndrewRogue (2:30:59 AM): 17
SirAlextheFirst (2:31:07 AM): Chop chop.
SirAlextheFirst (2:31:13 AM): Bounce bounce.
SirAlextheFirst (2:31:34 AM): Your weapon fails to make an impact on the dresser.
SirAlextheFirst (2:31:40 AM): No opey.
AndrewRogue (2:31:54 AM): "Ahh...?" *relatively surprised*
SirAlextheFirst (2:32:49 AM): Everybody is dead. We're down to 1 PC.....
AndrewRogue (2:33:04 AM): (<_< I feel unloved)
SirAlextheFirst (2:33:42 AM): You are loved.
SirAlextheFirst (2:33:47 AM): :-*:-*
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:33:55 AM): (But only in the butt.)
SirAlextheFirst (2:33:58 AM): Come here and give the DM some sugar.
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:34:16 AM): "......"
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:34:19 AM): *kicks it*
SirAlextheFirst (2:34:26 AM): (Call me but love, and I shall be yours.)
SirAlextheFirst (2:34:33 AM): No opey.
AndrewRogue (2:34:36 AM): *she takes up the notebook, dog ears the page and closes it, not wanting to risk whatever happened to Bandon* (...LOVE!)
AndrewRogue (2:34:47 AM): *the page Bandon was on
SirAlextheFirst (2:34:57 AM): Okay.
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:35:06 AM): (Call me butt sekz, and I'll be yours.)
SirAlextheFirst (2:36:11 AM): (Y helo thar LOL)
AndrewRogue (2:36:31 AM): *she looks at poor frozen Bandon helplessly* "Do you think he'll be okay here Jacynth?" (Ah, Alex is LUEser?)
AndrewRogue (2:36:35 AM): (;p)
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:36:40 AM): *pokes Bandon*
SirAlextheFirst (2:36:42 AM): (No, I've just seen that movie.)
SirAlextheFirst (2:36:50 AM): No response.
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:36:52 AM): "Well, I could.........Perhaps stab him?:
SirAlextheFirst (2:36:58 AM): Bandon looks like a man with a snake jumping at him.
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:37:11 AM): "That would......At the very least........Provoke some response.....Perhaps?")
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:37:14 AM): *"
AndrewRogue (2:37:25 AM): "I don't think that will work..."
AndrewRogue (2:38:57 AM): *she walks out of the door and to the edge of the outcropping* "Hunter! Lea!"
SirAlextheFirst (2:40:17 AM): There is no Hunter and no Lea there.
SirAlextheFirst (2:40:31 AM): No cats, either.
AndrewRogue (2:41:03 AM): *quietly* "Jacynth... Hunter and Lea... they're gone."
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:41:33 AM): "..........."
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:41:44 AM): *he looks about with her, remaining silent*
AndrewRogue (2:42:03 AM): ~Hunter!~
SirAlextheFirst (2:43:33 AM): <...h..er a.....y.... I ...ca... h.....r ..ou we.... ..at's ....g .n?>
AndrewRogue (2:44:23 AM): ~Hunter! I can't understand you! Come back to the water room!~
SirAlextheFirst (2:46:09 AM): <o...t...s....w...ng....s...a....ere.....re....>
AndrewRogue (2:47:15 AM): (...wow, I can't even fathom that one partially) "Jacynth... what do we do? I... I'm not recieveing Hunter clearly on the circlet..."
Sarcazmo47 (2:47:35 AM): "........................"
Sarcazmo47 (2:47:39 AM): *stands there*
*OnlineHost* (2:49:00 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 2 20-sided dice: 2 15
AndrewRogue (2:49:15 AM): (I don't like randomn dice <_<)
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:49:22 AM): *he sighs deeply* Oo I do not know, oh Maiden. oO
AndrewRogue (2:50:01 AM): "Maybe... maybe one of them knows what happened to Bandon? What kind of magic did it?"
SirAlextheFirst (2:50:11 AM): <look out. they're here.>
AndrewRogue (2:50:38 AM): ~What?~ *looks to Jacynth frantically*
SirAlextheFirst (2:50:49 AM): Listen checks.
*OnlineHost* (2:51:03 AM): AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
AndrewRogue (2:51:07 AM): 5 >_<
SirAlextheFirst (2:52:54 AM): You hear nothing.
SirAlextheFirst (2:52:58 AM): Is Gil dead?
AndrewRogue (2:54:03 AM): *she'll step back away from the water's edge, recalling the bathtub monster words* ~Who's here?~
*OnlineHost* (2:54:23 AM): MysteryGiIgamesh rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:54:31 AM): 18, 20 if human, 22 if evil outsider.
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:54:44 AM): (Not dead, just....Kinda tired. BUT I PRESS ONWARD!)
SirAlextheFirst (2:55:10 AM): Good, because you hear the creaking of stone from your side.
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:55:30 AM): *he turns, looking at the stone, guiding Aria to look at it as well, backing up slightly....*
AndrewRogue (2:55:32 AM): (You must press on. It looks as if snow will be canceling my school tomorrow)
SirAlextheFirst (2:56:40 AM): The creaking is coming from one of the statues, which is advancing upon the two of you. It bears in one of its massive hands one of the distinctive axes.
SirAlextheFirst (2:56:46 AM): Inits!
*OnlineHost* (2:56:47 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
*OnlineHost* (2:56:52 AM): MysteryGiIgamesh rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
*OnlineHost* (2:56:59 AM): AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
AndrewRogue (2:57:04 AM): 10
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:57:24 AM): 19
SirAlextheFirst (2:57:41 AM): Jacynth, Aria, Statue.
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:57:44 AM): (How big is the area we're in now?)
SirAlextheFirst (2:57:44 AM): Go!
SirAlextheFirst (2:57:55 AM): The ledge? Rather small. 20x20.
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:58:06 AM): (Shit.)
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:58:15 AM): (How far is the statue from us right now?)
AndrewRogue (2:58:19 AM): (...well hell)
SirAlextheFirst (2:58:32 AM): The bridge is 5 feet wide, extends 75 feet to the center, which is about 15x15.
SirAlextheFirst (2:58:37 AM): The statue?
SirAlextheFirst (2:58:39 AM): In your face.
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:58:51 AM): (....And how far are we from the pool this very second?)
SirAlextheFirst (2:59:01 AM): Bout 5 feet.
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:59:07 AM): (...Heh.)
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:59:47 AM): *steps out and away from it's threatend area, moves around it, outside of it's threatened area so as not to provoke AoO's, and then attempts to bull-rush it into the water*
SirAlextheFirst (3:00:02 AM): Okay.
SirAlextheFirst (3:00:22 AM): Do you have Improved Bull Rush?
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:00:27 AM): Nope.
SirAlextheFirst (3:00:45 AM): Then I believe you suck an AoO from the statue when you attempt to rush it, do you not?
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:00:51 AM): Yes, I do.
SirAlextheFirst (3:00:58 AM): It swings that puppy.
*OnlineHost* (3:00:59 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
SirAlextheFirst (3:01:04 AM): AC?
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:01:11 AM): AC is 18 'cause I'm charging.
SirAlextheFirst (3:01:21 AM): Whiff.
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:01:28 AM): It misses? o_O
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:01:31 AM): Dayum.
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:01:36 AM): Oppossed Str checks!
*OnlineHost* (3:01:40 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
*OnlineHost* (3:01:41 AM): MysteryGiIgamesh rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
SirAlextheFirst (3:01:44 AM): Don't bother.
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:01:44 AM): Oh Christ.
SirAlextheFirst (3:01:51 AM): OH THE PAIN.
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:01:55 AM): (Well...That failed horribly.)
SirAlextheFirst (3:02:07 AM): You run up and hug it.
SirAlextheFirst (3:02:23 AM): Give me another d20
*OnlineHost* (3:02:28 AM): MysteryGiIgamesh rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
AndrewRogue (3:02:35 AM): (>_<)
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:02:40 AM): (...I'm just sucking all ways tonight, eh?)(
SirAlextheFirst (3:02:41 AM): Yeeep.
*OnlineHost* (3:02:41 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:02:43 AM): (Poor Jac.)
SirAlextheFirst (3:02:49 AM): Touch AC?
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:02:55 AM): 13
SirAlextheFirst (3:03:15 AM): It grabs you with its right hand, and chokes you.
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:03:20 AM): (Oh shyte.)
*OnlineHost* (3:03:24 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
SirAlextheFirst (3:03:32 AM): Fort save.
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:03:35 AM): *gurgle*
*OnlineHost* (3:03:37 AM): MysteryGiIgamesh rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:03:45 AM): 13
SirAlextheFirst (3:03:46 AM): DC is 17.
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:03:56 AM): *bangs head against desk*
SirAlextheFirst (3:04:04 AM): You lose half your HP, rounded up.
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:04:07 AM): (....)
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:04:13 AM): (Holy shit? o_O)
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:04:19 AM): (How the Hell...?)
AndrewRogue (3:04:28 AM): (Ah shit. Gil, I think you better pray I roll real well.)
SirAlextheFirst (3:04:30 AM): You're also being held about 6 feet off the ground.
SirAlextheFirst (3:04:33 AM): Aria's turn.
AndrewRogue (3:04:50 AM): Enough room to charge it?
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:05:04 AM): (No oppossed grapple check or anything since it's trying to choke the shit out of me?)
SirAlextheFirst (3:05:22 AM): Sure. Jacynth is being held high enough that you can attack it freely,.
AndrewRogue (3:06:00 AM): Charge and attack, chuck 2 to power attack.
*OnlineHost* (3:06:08 AM): AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
AndrewRogue (3:06:11 AM): 20
SirAlextheFirst (3:06:13 AM): Hit
*OnlineHost* (3:06:23 AM): AndrewRogue rolled 2 4-sided dice: 2 4
AndrewRogue (3:06:28 AM): 14
SirAlextheFirst (3:06:57 AM): You barely scratch the stone surface of the... thing.
*OnlineHost* (3:07:05 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
SirAlextheFirst (3:07:21 AM): Behind you, you hear more grinding as the other statue gets up.
SirAlextheFirst (3:07:38 AM): The first statue continues to choke Jacynth. Grapple check.
*OnlineHost* (3:07:39 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
*OnlineHost* (3:07:46 AM): MysteryGiIgamesh rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:07:53 AM): It's safe to say it pwns me.
SirAlextheFirst (3:07:57 AM): It wins horribly.
SirAlextheFirst (3:08:05 AM): Fort save.
*OnlineHost* (3:08:08 AM): MysteryGiIgamesh rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:08:11 AM): Faile.
SirAlextheFirst (3:08:15 AM): No go.
*OnlineHost* (3:08:17 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
SirAlextheFirst (3:08:31 AM): You lose another half of your (current, I should specify) HP.
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:08:46 AM): *choke*
SirAlextheFirst (3:08:55 AM): The statue then turns and walks to the edge of the pool (Aria gets an AoO here)
AndrewRogue (3:09:51 AM): Sac 5 to power attack? I forget how that interacts AoO reacts with special things like PA.
AndrewRogue (3:10:01 AM): I mean, can I sac 5?
SirAlextheFirst (3:10:02 AM): You can do that.
*OnlineHost* (3:10:10 AM): AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
AndrewRogue (3:10:22 AM): >_< I hate AIM. 6
SirAlextheFirst (3:10:30 AM): Swing and a miss.
SirAlextheFirst (3:10:36 AM): This party has the WORST luck...
SirAlextheFirst (3:10:55 AM): The statue finishes by dropping Jacynth into the pool.
SirAlextheFirst (3:11:09 AM): Jac's up again.
*OnlineHost* (3:11:17 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
SirAlextheFirst (3:11:50 AM): Jac?
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:12:02 AM): (Oy.)
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:12:10 AM): (Okay, so I'm in the water...)
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:12:12 AM): (And...)
SirAlextheFirst (3:12:19 AM): The water in this pool is freezing, and seems to burn.
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:12:21 AM): (WILL SWIM THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE STATUE*
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:12:23 AM): *)
SirAlextheFirst (3:12:23 AM): Your turn.
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:12:30 AM): (And climb up on the bridge?)
SirAlextheFirst (3:12:59 AM): Sure. 5 foot climb up to it out of the water.
SirAlextheFirst (3:13:08 AM): Climb check, if you would.
*OnlineHost* (3:13:17 AM): MysteryGiIgamesh rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:13:29 AM): 16
SirAlextheFirst (3:13:40 AM): You pull yourself out.
SirAlextheFirst (3:13:45 AM): Aria's up.
AndrewRogue (3:15:03 AM): Er, another quick shot at the damn statue. 5 off for power attack and then leap into the water?
SirAlextheFirst (3:15:10 AM): SUre.
*OnlineHost* (3:15:17 AM): AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
AndrewRogue (3:15:32 AM): Bah, now that I take off full I can't roll. 10
SirAlextheFirst (3:15:47 AM): Hit.
AndrewRogue (3:15:54 AM): <_< Lucky.
*OnlineHost* (3:16:01 AM): AndrewRogue rolled 2 4-sided dice: 4 2
SirAlextheFirst (3:16:02 AM): It's a large, slow statue.
AndrewRogue (3:16:19 AM): 6+10+2+2 ...20
SirAlextheFirst (3:16:30 AM): Wow. You knock a nice chunk off this time.
SirAlextheFirst (3:16:47 AM): The rock doesn't suffer as much as flesh would, though.
AndrewRogue (3:16:53 AM): *sighs* I suppose if I can't do much else useful, I can hit things hard <_<
SirAlextheFirst (3:17:11 AM): OOh
SirAlextheFirst (3:17:16 AM): You didn't remind me!
SirAlextheFirst (3:17:18 AM): Irony!
SirAlextheFirst (3:17:22 AM): Roll 4d6.
*OnlineHost* (3:17:33 AM): AndrewRogue rolled 4 6-sided dice: 6 1 5 6
AndrewRogue (3:17:38 AM): 18
SirAlextheFirst (3:17:55 AM): And you are counting the magical bonus, right?
AndrewRogue (3:18:09 AM): Er... you weren;t very clear on what bonus I had.
SirAlextheFirst (3:18:12 AM): +2
SirAlextheFirst (3:18:19 AM): Thought I said so....
SirAlextheFirst (3:18:33 AM): Gisarme +2 is what it now is.
AndrewRogue (3:18:43 AM): Nope, Bro Joe just said it looked sharper, etc. You never gave me a true number :p
SirAlextheFirst (3:18:51 AM): Much apology then.
AndrewRogue (3:19:03 AM): So, add 2 damage to both my attacks then ^_^ And its no problem.
SirAlextheFirst (3:19:07 AM): Anyways... that's what, 4 more on those two hits, and...
SirAlextheFirst (3:19:51 AM): The statue begins to melt where you hit it, much like Shadow did under the Marquis' blade.
SirAlextheFirst (3:19:58 AM): It staggers, but does not fall.
SirAlextheFirst (3:20:16 AM): ANd now it's its turn.
AndrewRogue (3:20:26 AM): *is noticeably surprised by this development*
SirAlextheFirst (3:20:33 AM): It walks to Aria and grabs her.
SirAlextheFirst (3:20:35 AM): AoO.
AndrewRogue (3:20:50 AM): 5 off.
*OnlineHost* (3:20:53 AM): AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
AndrewRogue (3:21:05 AM): 18
*OnlineHost* (3:21:14 AM): AndrewRogue rolled 2 4-sided dice: 3 4
SirAlextheFirst (3:21:15 AM): Hit.
AndrewRogue (3:21:28 AM): 7+10+2+2+2 = 23
SirAlextheFirst (3:22:11 AM): You cut the statue again, and it sags to the ground and melts into a lump of clay before your eyes.
SirAlextheFirst (3:22:26 AM): The other statue, however, is behind you now, and picks you up.
*OnlineHost* (3:22:31 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
SirAlextheFirst (3:22:39 AM): Touch attack from behind hits.
SirAlextheFirst (3:22:42 AM): Grapple.
*OnlineHost* (3:22:43 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
*OnlineHost* (3:22:46 AM): AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
SirAlextheFirst (3:22:53 AM): Give me another d20.
*OnlineHost* (3:22:56 AM): AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
*OnlineHost* (3:23:00 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
AndrewRogue (3:23:02 AM): I hate AIM
SirAlextheFirst (3:23:23 AM): Heh. It picks you up and tries to choke this round, but can't get a good grip.
SirAlextheFirst (3:23:32 AM): End statue turn.
AndrewRogue (3:23:52 AM): Lucky break!
SirAlextheFirst (3:24:00 AM): Jac is on the bridge, right?
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:24:16 AM): Yes
SirAlextheFirst (3:24:27 AM): What are you doing?
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:24:42 AM): *pulls out bow, fires at offending biznechtes from far away safety*
*OnlineHost* (3:24:54 AM): MysteryGiIgamesh rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
*OnlineHost* (3:24:57 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
SirAlextheFirst (3:25:10 AM): Your AC is 20?
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:25:14 AM): Yes.
SirAlextheFirst (3:25:26 AM): Okay. Carry on.
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:25:28 AM): Hit AC 23 with the bow.
SirAlextheFirst (3:25:39 AM): Do you have Precise Shot?
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:25:40 AM): And if somethings swatting at me, it's kinda obvious, y'know. ;P
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:26:01 AM): Nope.
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:26:07 AM): So -4 from that.
SirAlextheFirst (3:26:19 AM): I presume you're not wanting to shoot Aria.
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:26:23 AM): Right.
SirAlextheFirst (3:26:39 AM): Statue has a good amount of cover from her, too.
*OnlineHost* (3:26:41 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
SirAlextheFirst (3:26:48 AM): No hitty.
SirAlextheFirst (3:27:11 AM): That all?
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:27:17 AM): Ye[.
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:27:19 AM): *Yep
SirAlextheFirst (3:27:40 AM): Statue 1... is dead.
SirAlextheFirst (3:27:49 AM): Sorry. Aria's up.
AndrewRogue (3:28:37 AM): So... I have one statue trying to get me?
SirAlextheFirst (3:29:07 AM): You're being held 6 feet off the ground.
AndrewRogue (3:29:18 AM): Ah. yay. Opposed grapple?
SirAlextheFirst (3:29:26 AM): Sure.
*OnlineHost* (3:29:28 AM): AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
*OnlineHost* (3:29:29 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
AndrewRogue (3:29:33 AM): 24?
SirAlextheFirst (3:29:33 AM): Denied.
AndrewRogue (3:29:37 AM): >_<
SirAlextheFirst (3:30:02 AM): Do believe you're done.
SirAlextheFirst (3:30:08 AM): NOW Statue 2 goes.
SirAlextheFirst (3:30:16 AM): Opposed Grapple.
*OnlineHost* (3:30:17 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
*OnlineHost* (3:30:27 AM): AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
AndrewRogue (3:30:31 AM): ...shucks
*OnlineHost* (3:30:39 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
SirAlextheFirst (3:30:42 AM): Fort Save.
*OnlineHost* (3:30:52 AM): AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
AndrewRogue (3:31:02 AM): 20
SirAlextheFirst (3:32:00 AM): Hah, lucky. It fails to choke you well.
SirAlextheFirst (3:32:16 AM): Ah well, it'll just walk to the pool edge and drop you in.
SirAlextheFirst (3:32:28 AM): End statue turn.
SirAlextheFirst (3:32:43 AM): As Jacynth found out, the water is frigid and burns.
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:32:58 AM): Since Aria is kinda out of the way since she's held up, will I still suffer the penalty?
SirAlextheFirst (3:33:10 AM): And that's not all - something big in it is coming towards you.
SirAlextheFirst (3:33:15 AM): ?
SirAlextheFirst (3:33:21 AM): It dropped her.
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:33:23 AM): (Oh joy. >_>)
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:33:43 AM): (Oo Get out of the pool, Maiden! oO
SirAlextheFirst (3:33:48 AM): What;s your touch AC, Aria?
AndrewRogue (3:33:53 AM): 8 >_<
*OnlineHost* (3:33:54 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 6 20-sided dice: 18 9 8 7 15 7
AndrewRogue (3:34:05 AM): O_o That's a lot of dice.
SirAlextheFirst (3:35:17 AM): That's a lot of tentacles lashing at you.
SirAlextheFirst (3:35:33 AM): And they all hit.
SirAlextheFirst (3:35:47 AM): You take 6 damage, and make 6 Will saves.
SirAlextheFirst (3:36:06 AM): Except no!
SirAlextheFirst (3:36:09 AM): White Armor!
SirAlextheFirst (3:36:18 AM): You feel a tugging at your mind, but it goes nowhere.
AndrewRogue (3:36:30 AM): Woo hoo! I'll have to kiss Soppy for picking this up for me <_<
SirAlextheFirst (3:36:31 AM): End Bathtub Monster turn.
SirAlextheFirst (3:36:39 AM): Jacynth is up.
SirAlextheFirst (3:37:53 AM): Or is he down?
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:38:00 AM): (uh?)
SirAlextheFirst (3:38:07 AM): Your turn, dude.
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:38:17 AM): (What was the up or down thing though?)
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:38:26 AM): (Andhow far is tubgi-I mean, monster?)
SirAlextheFirst (3:38:27 AM): Up = your turn. Down = sleeping?
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:38:50 AM): (Ahh, Hell. I'll just shoot the statue.)
*OnlineHost* (3:38:52 AM): MysteryGiIgamesh rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:38:56 AM): 16
SirAlextheFirst (3:39:12 AM): Hit.
*OnlineHost* (3:39:16 AM): MysteryGiIgamesh rolled 1 8-sided die: 7
*OnlineHost* (3:39:18 AM): MysteryGiIgamesh rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:39:39 AM): 10 damage plus 4 fire, and it's a-burning.
Sarcazmo47 (3:39:47 AM): How could it be burning?
Sarcazmo47 (3:39:50 AM): It's stone.
SirAlextheFirst (3:39:51 AM): It's rock. The burning does nothing.
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:39:59 AM): Actually...Fire does damage it. :P
Sarcazmo47 (3:40:08 AM): Really? Let's ask the DM on that.
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:40:10 AM): Since it's now coated in burning goo.
SirAlextheFirst (3:40:10 AM): And it shrugs off the arrow like nothin.
SirAlextheFirst (3:40:19 AM): Oh, the goo arrow?
SirAlextheFirst (3:40:26 AM): You shoulda said so.
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:40:37 AM): Elemental damage also isn't negated by DR. ^_~
SirAlextheFirst (3:40:40 AM): Okay, it's covered in burning goo.
Sarcazmo47 (3:40:56 AM): Actually, it does if Alex says it does.
AndrewRogue (3:41:02 AM): (*can guess where this is going*)
SirAlextheFirst (3:41:07 AM): No, the DR does nothing. Move along.
Sarcazmo47 (3:41:10 AM): Or perhaps the creature simply has invulnerability, like a Zodar.
AndrewRogue (3:42:40 AM): Is the big shape still a ways out, as if the tentacles were long?
SirAlextheFirst (3:42:42 AM): Move along!
SirAlextheFirst (3:42:59 AM): You can't SEE any big shape, just a lot of ripples and waves in the water near you.
AndrewRogue (3:43:24 AM): Blast. Ah, climb out on Statue side and smack it good. That acceptable?
SirAlextheFirst (3:43:25 AM): Is Jac moving or staying where he is?
SirAlextheFirst (3:44:40 AM): And, Climb check.
*OnlineHost* (3:44:53 AM): AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:44:55 AM): I'm not really moving, except away.
AndrewRogue (3:44:55 AM): 14
SirAlextheFirst (3:45:00 AM): Away how?
SirAlextheFirst (3:45:08 AM): No go on the Climbing.
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:45:09 AM): Away from the statue?
SirAlextheFirst (3:45:21 AM): Towards the center outcropping? Kay.
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:45:45 AM): (Well, I have 11 HP left, and we have no healer.)
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:45:53 AM): (so yes, running is a good thing for me.)
SirAlextheFirst (3:46:23 AM): Aria, what else?
SirAlextheFirst (3:46:27 AM): You;ve another action
AndrewRogue (3:46:42 AM): Uh, hit the statue. Sac 5 for power attack.
*OnlineHost* (3:46:47 AM): AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
AndrewRogue (3:46:51 AM): 13?
SirAlextheFirst (3:46:51 AM): From in the water?
Sarcazmo47 (3:47:01 AM): Didn
SirAlextheFirst (3:47:02 AM): What';s the reach on that weapon?
Sarcazmo47 (3:47:09 AM): Didn't she just climb out?
SirAlextheFirst (3:47:19 AM): No. No go on the climbing.
Sarcazmo47 (3:47:20 AM): Oh.
Sarcazmo47 (3:47:23 AM): Me read good.
AndrewRogue (3:48:05 AM): Gyah >_< Ah, sorry, I'm getting confused. I would like to climb out of the water totally, and then if possible, hit it <_<
*OnlineHost* (3:48:08 AM): Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
Sarcazmo47 (3:48:10 AM): Hey!
Sarcazmo47 (3:48:15 AM): Bandon goes on -10.
SirAlextheFirst (3:48:25 AM): It's a more or less sheer 5 feet up out of water, in armor. 14 climb doesn't cut it. You can try again though.
AndrewRogue (3:48:41 AM): Most definitely try again.
*OnlineHost* (3:48:46 AM): AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
AndrewRogue (3:48:56 AM): 22?
SirAlextheFirst (3:49:08 AM): That works. You get out on your second attempt.
AndrewRogue (3:49:18 AM): Hway.
SirAlextheFirst (3:49:21 AM): Of course, you;re at the statue's feet now.
Sarcazmo47 (3:49:25 AM): Do you provoke an AoO from the bathtub monster?
SirAlextheFirst (3:49:40 AM): No AoO comes.
SirAlextheFirst (3:49:43 AM): The statue's turn.
SirAlextheFirst (3:49:48 AM): It picks Aria up again.
*OnlineHost* (3:49:49 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
SirAlextheFirst (3:49:54 AM): Touch hits. Grapple.
*OnlineHost* (3:49:55 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
*OnlineHost* (3:49:59 AM): AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
AndrewRogue (3:50:08 AM): 11 -_-
SirAlextheFirst (3:50:22 AM): Nope. It's got you again.
SirAlextheFirst (3:50:47 AM): The statue moves its axe up over its lower body, and it's done.
SirAlextheFirst (3:50:53 AM): Bathtub Monster!
Sarcazmo47 (3:51:07 AM): Hey, don't forget my turn!
SirAlextheFirst (3:51:18 AM): Oh, right. Bandon!
Sarcazmo47 (3:51:23 AM): I sit there!
AndrewRogue (3:51:33 AM): ...don't you still have like, 11 days, 22 hours left before you can act :p
SirAlextheFirst (3:51:37 AM): Actually, Hunter and Lea come in, but you can't see them.
SirAlextheFirst (3:51:48 AM): Bathtub Monster!
SirAlextheFirst (3:52:14 AM): Large waves appear, and move towards Jacynth's position.
SirAlextheFirst (3:52:19 AM): That is all.
SirAlextheFirst (3:52:24 AM): Jac's up.
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:52:41 AM): *runs away from that position*
SirAlextheFirst (3:52:55 AM): Spot check.
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:52:55 AM): (Double move to get the Hell out and away from here. Yeesh. >_>)
*OnlineHost* (3:52:58 AM): MysteryGiIgamesh rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
SirAlextheFirst (3:53:04 AM): Which way are you running?
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:53:14 AM): 17, 19 if human, 21 if evil outsider.
SirAlextheFirst (3:53:18 AM): Towards the center or towards the statue side?
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:53:22 AM): And....Away from the island and statue.
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:53:27 AM): So, that would be the center.
SirAlextheFirst (3:53:33 AM): Okay.
*OnlineHost* (3:53:37 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
SirAlextheFirst (3:53:56 AM): Something grabs your feet. Reflex save.
*OnlineHost* (3:53:59 AM): MysteryGiIgamesh rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:54:04 AM): Oh sweet crap.
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:54:11 AM): Do any rolls go my way this session?
SirAlextheFirst (3:54:16 AM): Apparently not.
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:54:17 AM): Or any session, it seems. (-_-i)
*OnlineHost* (3:54:18 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
SirAlextheFirst (3:54:29 AM): But hark, nothing goes the Bathtub Monster;s way either.
SirAlextheFirst (3:54:42 AM): It screws up its trip, and you stumble onwards.
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:54:53 AM): *run run run run run run*\
SirAlextheFirst (3:54:58 AM): Aria's up.
AndrewRogue (3:55:09 AM): Opposed Grapple...
*OnlineHost* (3:55:11 AM): AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
*OnlineHost* (3:55:12 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
AndrewRogue (3:55:16 AM): ...denied
SirAlextheFirst (3:55:17 AM): De-NIED
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:55:23 AM): Wait.
*OnlineHost* (3:55:26 AM): MysteryGiIgamesh rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:55:32 AM): Statue burns for another 2. X_x
SirAlextheFirst (3:55:46 AM): Okay.
SirAlextheFirst (3:56:03 AM): Burn, baby, burn.
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:56:11 AM): Slowly but surely.
SirAlextheFirst (3:56:16 AM): The statue attempts to choke Aria, again. Grapple.
*OnlineHost* (3:56:17 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
*OnlineHost* (3:56:21 AM): AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
AndrewRogue (3:56:25 AM): 18
SirAlextheFirst (3:57:00 AM): No chokey.
SirAlextheFirst (3:57:18 AM): It'll just toss you back in the pool, then.
SirAlextheFirst (3:57:30 AM): Rather repetitive mind this thing has.
SirAlextheFirst (3:57:32 AM): Wait...
SirAlextheFirst (3:57:33 AM): No.
SirAlextheFirst (3:57:45 AM): Monster's busy. It'll hang on.
SirAlextheFirst (3:57:57 AM): Said monster now....
SirAlextheFirst (3:58:01 AM): Jac, Spot check.
*OnlineHost* (3:58:08 AM): MysteryGiIgamesh rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:58:19 AM): 25, 27 human, 29 evil outsider.
SirAlextheFirst (3:58:45 AM): You can now see six transparent, almost invisible tentacles lashing about around you, trying to grab your feet.
*OnlineHost* (3:58:54 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 6 20-sided dice: 4 7 8 6 10 13
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:58:55 AM): "...Shit........"
SirAlextheFirst (3:59:03 AM): Touch attacks, all of them.
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:59:09 AM): 13 AC on touch.
SirAlextheFirst (3:59:26 AM): Only one gets you now that you can see them.
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:59:36 AM): (Joy? X_x)
SirAlextheFirst (3:59:47 AM): Your ankle burns for 1 damage, and make a Will save.
*OnlineHost* (3:59:51 AM): MysteryGiIgamesh rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
MysteryGiIgamesh (3:59:53 AM): I fail.
AndrewRogue (4:00:05 AM): A lot of 3s this combat.
SirAlextheFirst (4:00:18 AM): You suddenly feel very sleepy and peaceful.
MysteryGiIgamesh (4:00:26 AM): Lot's of sucking in this combat. At least it's nothing more than a reminder of...Ha!
MysteryGiIgamesh (4:00:39 AM): Elves aren't affected by anything that would make'em sleep.
SirAlextheFirst (4:00:39 AM): So much that you don't even resist the tentacle pulling you into the pool.
SirAlextheFirst (4:00:51 AM): SleepY, not asleep.
MysteryGiIgamesh (4:00:56 AM): Crap. (-_-i)
SirAlextheFirst (4:01:19 AM): So you take a dive, and are grappled by one tentacle.
SirAlextheFirst (4:01:26 AM): Your turn. Will save.
*OnlineHost* (4:01:30 AM): MysteryGiIgamesh rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
MysteryGiIgamesh (4:01:42 AM): Is this an enchantment ability?
SirAlextheFirst (4:01:49 AM): Yes, yes it is.
MysteryGiIgamesh (4:01:55 AM): Then 19, total.
SirAlextheFirst (4:02:33 AM): You snap back to alertness, and realize that you're going to drown if you don't do something.
MysteryGiIgamesh (4:02:48 AM): (Like get the fuck out of there and run s'more?)
MysteryGiIgamesh (4:02:58 AM): (Which is exactly what I'll do, if I can.)
SirAlextheFirst (4:03:30 AM): First, you'll need a grapple to break out of the tentacle.
*OnlineHost* (4:03:34 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
*OnlineHost* (4:03:56 AM): MysteryGiIgamesh rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
MysteryGiIgamesh (4:04:06 AM): 20
SirAlextheFirst (4:04:25 AM): Tie....
MysteryGiIgamesh (4:04:34 AM): Ties go to defender.
SirAlextheFirst (4:04:48 AM): Which would be tentacle, in this case.
MysteryGiIgamesh (4:04:58 AM): Yup. *is it's bitch*
SirAlextheFirst (4:05:15 AM): You can try to swim with your move action, but that's all.
MysteryGiIgamesh (4:05:24 AM): *swims to top of water*
SirAlextheFirst (4:05:55 AM): Swim check.
*OnlineHost* (4:05:58 AM): MysteryGiIgamesh rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
SirAlextheFirst (4:06:04 AM): Since, yknow, you got a tentacle on your leg.
MysteryGiIgamesh (4:06:05 AM): 22
SirAlextheFirst (4:06:12 AM): Made it to the surface.
SirAlextheFirst (4:06:21 AM): Good on ya.
MysteryGiIgamesh (4:06:22 AM): (And...I've gotta split here, I think.)
MysteryGiIgamesh (4:06:29 AM): (Since it's 4 AM, and I'm tired. X_x)
SirAlextheFirst (4:06:42 AM): You sure?
MysteryGiIgamesh (4:07:06 AM): Yeah. Especially if my birthday is going to go anything like my D&D games, I'm in for a rough ride. X-x
SirAlextheFirst (4:07:14 AM): Ooh, birthday!
AndrewRogue (4:07:17 AM): (lol)
SirAlextheFirst (4:07:17 AM): Happy birthday!
MysteryGiIgamesh (4:07:19 AM): Good night, all.
MysteryGiIgamesh (4:07:22 AM): And thanks.
SirAlextheFirst (4:07:24 AM): Good night indeed.
AndrewRogue (4:07:30 AM): Yeah, it is today. Night and Happy Birthday!
MysteryGiIgamesh (4:07:31 AM): I'm 21. And still no job. (-_-i) G'night.
SirAlextheFirst (4:07:47 AM): Looks like it's up to Aria....
(4:07:47 AM) MysteryGiIgamesh has left the room.
AndrewRogue (4:07:57 AM): Greeeaaatttt <_<
SirAlextheFirst (4:08:00 AM): ANd it's her turn
AndrewRogue (4:08:07 AM): Grapple...
*OnlineHost* (4:08:09 AM): AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
*OnlineHost* (4:08:10 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
AndrewRogue (4:08:15 AM): 21
SirAlextheFirst (4:08:20 AM): Hah, you broke free
SirAlextheFirst (4:08:28 AM): Tumble check.
*OnlineHost* (4:08:32 AM): AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
AndrewRogue (4:08:36 AM): -1
*OnlineHost* (4:08:37 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
SirAlextheFirst (4:08:48 AM): Denied. Take 4 falling damage and continue.
SirAlextheFirst (4:09:35 AM): Continue!
AndrewRogue (4:09:38 AM): Blast. Ah, I suppose I don't have much choice but to bash the damn statue.
AndrewRogue (4:09:42 AM): Sac 5
*OnlineHost* (4:09:43 AM): AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
AndrewRogue (4:09:48 AM): 9 <_<
SirAlextheFirst (4:10:07 AM): Hit
AndrewRogue (4:10:12 AM): Lucky me.
*OnlineHost* (4:10:18 AM): AndrewRogue rolled 2 4-sided dice: 1 2
SirAlextheFirst (4:10:24 AM): 2d6 with that
AndrewRogue (4:10:30 AM): 3+10+2+2+2
*OnlineHost* (4:10:35 AM): AndrewRogue rolled 2 6-sided dice: 5 1
AndrewRogue (4:10:44 AM): +6 =25
SirAlextheFirst (4:10:49 AM): Where is that 10 coming from?
AndrewRogue (4:10:59 AM): Power Attack, 3.5
SirAlextheFirst (4:11:18 AM): Shouldn't that just be +5?
SirAlextheFirst (4:11:21 AM): Or am I crazy?
AndrewRogue (4:11:41 AM): Changed with 3.5 and I didn't think to mention it. 2-Handers get +2 for each -1
SirAlextheFirst (4:11:51 AM): Oh, really. Interesting.
AndrewRogue (4:12:12 AM): Sorry, I wasn't even thinking about it. Gil actually pointed it out to me.
SirAlextheFirst (4:12:42 AM): Ookay.
SirAlextheFirst (4:13:00 AM): You whack it a good one, and it starts melting, as the other one did.
SirAlextheFirst (4:13:22 AM): That'll be all for you
AndrewRogue (4:13:27 AM): Yup.
SirAlextheFirst (4:13:42 AM): The statue picks you up again. Oh yes.
*OnlineHost* (4:13:43 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
SirAlextheFirst (4:13:45 AM): Touch hits
*OnlineHost* (4:13:46 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
SirAlextheFirst (4:13:48 AM): Grapple.
*OnlineHost* (4:13:49 AM): AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
AndrewRogue (4:13:52 AM): 17 -_-
SirAlextheFirst (4:14:37 AM): Yep, it's got you.
SirAlextheFirst (4:15:00 AM): The Bathtub Monster then goes at Jacynth...
*OnlineHost* (4:15:03 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 5 20-sided dice: 7 15 16 10 5
SirAlextheFirst (4:15:27 AM): Yeep.
SirAlextheFirst (4:15:47 AM): Grapples all.
*OnlineHost* (4:15:51 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 5 20-sided dice: 8 13 12 16 18
*OnlineHost* (4:15:54 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 5 20-sided dice: 1 8 1 15 20
SirAlextheFirst (4:16:04 AM): OW>
SirAlextheFirst (4:16:21 AM): Not even that 20 is enough to save him, as it's the last one to attach.
SirAlextheFirst (4:16:38 AM): He takes 6 damage, and....
AndrewRogue (4:16:39 AM): ...blargh.
*OnlineHost* (4:16:41 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 6 20-sided dice: 3 11 12 19 5 20
SirAlextheFirst (4:16:47 AM): Feels very peaceful.
SirAlextheFirst (4:16:57 AM): He vanishes from the surface of the water.
SirAlextheFirst (4:17:29 AM): Aria.
AndrewRogue (4:17:35 AM): Grapple...
*OnlineHost* (4:17:37 AM): AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
AndrewRogue (4:17:41 AM): 10
*OnlineHost* (4:18:16 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
SirAlextheFirst (4:18:24 AM): Nope.
AndrewRogue (4:18:24 AM): Hmm... what's that word?
SirAlextheFirst (4:18:30 AM): DENIED>
AndrewRogue (4:18:44 AM): Yeah. That's it. Done.
SirAlextheFirst (4:18:58 AM): The statue chokes you....
*OnlineHost* (4:19:01 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
SirAlextheFirst (4:19:05 AM): Grapple?
*OnlineHost* (4:19:07 AM): AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
AndrewRogue (4:19:13 AM): ...11
SirAlextheFirst (4:19:25 AM): Hss. It gets you. Fort save.
*OnlineHost* (4:19:31 AM): AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
AndrewRogue (4:19:43 AM): 11 -_-
SirAlextheFirst (4:19:52 AM): DC is 12....
*OnlineHost* (4:19:55 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
SirAlextheFirst (4:20:23 AM): That's it.
AndrewRogue (4:20:40 AM): Whee.
AndrewRogue (4:21:02 AM): Er, Jac up?
SirAlextheFirst (4:21:21 AM): You can't breathe. Darkness closes in, and the last thing you see is the statue's axe coming for your neck....
SirAlextheFirst (4:21:36 AM): The Bathtub Monster is up.
SirAlextheFirst (4:21:43 AM): Wait.
AndrewRogue (4:21:50 AM): Oh... that's that's it. Well nuts.
SirAlextheFirst (4:21:51 AM): I did skip him, didn't I.
*OnlineHost* (4:21:55 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
SirAlextheFirst (4:22:07 AM): He's not doing anything. So peaceful under the water.....
SirAlextheFirst (4:22:32 AM): And then he dies from the tentacle damage anyways, and gets dragged down....
AndrewRogue (4:23:10 AM): So...ah...well... ...nuts...
SirAlextheFirst (4:23:17 AM): That's it.
SirAlextheFirst (4:23:41 AM): 2000 XP to you. You'll need it.
AndrewRogue (4:24:10 AM): Er... I assume that's 2000 towards new character?
SirAlextheFirst (4:24:21 AM): If you want it to be.
SirAlextheFirst (4:24:41 AM): Aria and Jacynth aren't entirely dead. Yet.
AndrewRogue (4:25:03 AM): Oh, then I'll hang on to it for Aria.
SirAlextheFirst (4:25:19 AM): Actually, take another 500.
SirAlextheFirst (4:25:23 AM): For staying around.
AndrewRogue (4:25:37 AM): Whee, I level :p
SirAlextheFirst (4:25:41 AM): Bandon can have 500 too.
AndrewRogue (4:26:11 AM): You want me to levellish up type junk, or just hold the experience in limbo?
SirAlextheFirst (4:26:22 AM): Go ahead and do your level.
AndrewRogue (4:26:27 AM): Yay :p
*OnlineHost* (4:26:34 AM): AndrewRogue rolled 2 10-sided dice: 1 6
AndrewRogue (4:27:02 AM): I'm going to guess I'm not a paragon of good yet? ^_~
SirAlextheFirst (4:27:40 AM): Actually, don't do that level.
SirAlextheFirst (4:27:48 AM): You might be. It'll depend.
AndrewRogue (4:28:03 AM): Whups. Okey day, I'll hold that level off.
SirAlextheFirst (4:28:22 AM): Comments/questions?
SirAlextheFirst (4:28:43 AM): You probably have a solo RP scene coming up, but it depends on what Hunter decides to do with his sorry butt
AndrewRogue (4:29:02 AM): Whee, what did you strip off the monsters that they would have had if everyone had been there? </curiosity>
SirAlextheFirst (4:29:48 AM): Natural armor, and AI
SirAlextheFirst (4:30:07 AM): The Bathtub Monster wouldn't have sat around half the time.
SirAlextheFirst (4:30:20 AM): And the statues would have an AC better than 8.
AndrewRogue (4:30:33 AM): Ahhh... the Natural Armor was something I was really wondering about. That AC seemed real strange :p
SirAlextheFirst (4:30:53 AM): I figured that against you two, the DR 10/bashing was enough.
AndrewRogue (4:31:07 AM): I'll tell you this though Alex. Your fights are never dull.
SirAlextheFirst (4:31:41 AM): Thank you.
SirAlextheFirst (4:31:45 AM): I strive for that.
SirAlextheFirst (4:32:03 AM): Too many games, it's just "Oh, another monster. Let's kill it."
AndrewRogue (4:32:13 AM): Its seriously a nice touch to have few/hard combats honestly. Sometimes quantity is fun, but quality rules :p
SirAlextheFirst (4:32:27 AM): Heck, people in this one have been crying about wanting more and easier combat.
AndrewRogue (4:33:01 AM): Well... its probably a hold over from my friend's campaign. His combats were only tough when he outmatched us completely.
AndrewRogue (4:34:00 AM): But, he's learned from his first experience and is even starting up another game :p All I can say is, I'm lucky that 1. Power Attacks works as such in 3.5. 2. That irony is around on my Guisarme.
SirAlextheFirst (4:34:23 AM): I'm going to have to look into that Power Attack.'
SirAlextheFirst (4:34:53 AM): Seems to me people get way too many bonuses for wielding weapons in 2 hands in 3.5 - especially weapons which are meant for two hands anyways.
SirAlextheFirst (4:35:26 AM): As you have no doubt guessed, Irony is the enchantment on your weapon.
SirAlextheFirst (4:35:53 AM): +2 to attack and damage, plus mutable properties.
AndrewRogue (4:36:16 AM): You may very well have a point. I'll leave its continuing existence up to you. Just tell me if you decide to return it to its 3.0 incarnation... Mutable properties? Ah, you mean the acid like melting of stuff?
AndrewRogue (4:36:49 AM): </scientific>]
SirAlextheFirst (4:37:24 AM): Generally 2d6 acid damage.
SirAlextheFirst (4:37:33 AM): Pseudo-acid, really.
SirAlextheFirst (4:37:48 AM): It can do other things depending on the situation.
AndrewRogue (4:38:05 AM): Ah, hence the necklace getting partially melted.
SirAlextheFirst (4:38:17 AM): For example, grant you regeneration against weapons with the same property, like the Marquis' rapier.
AndrewRogue (4:38:40 AM): Oh ho! That is a handy little enchantment.
SirAlextheFirst (4:38:40 AM): Indeed.
AndrewRogue (4:39:09 AM): Or should I say, handy major enchantment.
SirAlextheFirst (4:39:55 AM): Indeed.
AndrewRogue (4:40:09 AM): Er... question though? Is this indirect/direct reward for the choices I made concerning the Marquis? </curiosity>
SirAlextheFirst (4:40:18 AM): It's a real shame nobody's become trained in any Knowledge skills, though.
AndrewRogue (4:40:53 AM): I know. It would have honestly made sense for me to take them, but Fighter skills suck.
AndrewRogue (4:41:07 AM): *to take a little in some of them
SirAlextheFirst (4:41:26 AM): Not a reward so much as a... well, you could see it that way, I guess. Vincent didn't hate you. He thought it would be ironic to give your weapon the happy boost too. Hence Irony.
SirAlextheFirst (4:41:49 AM): It is not necessarily an entirely good thing.
AndrewRogue (4:42:20 AM): Ah... accidental damage and the like?
SirAlextheFirst (4:42:29 AM): Also, if you've seen the full videotape, you should finish Silent Hill. You're like 10 minutes from the end.
SirAlextheFirst (4:42:46 AM): Things like melting necklaces it doesn't like.
AndrewRogue (4:42:58 AM): Not the full one. I just met the nurse chick and the game skips/freezes >_<
AndrewRogue (4:43:05 AM): The broken up tape.
SirAlextheFirst (4:43:10 AM): Oh.
SirAlextheFirst (4:43:25 AM): Well, still. It's hardly a long game.
AndrewRogue (4:43:50 AM): I know. The problem is, I'm a wuss so I perfer to play in company of friends :p
SirAlextheFirst (4:43:59 AM): Pfft.
SirAlextheFirst (4:44:10 AM): The way to play Silent Hill is by yourself, in a totally dark room, at night.
SirAlextheFirst (4:44:27 AM): :P
AndrewRogue (4:44:39 AM): Heh... that'd be scary >_< Especially since I live up in the mountains in a small resedential community :p
Sarcazmo47 (4:44:51 AM): With the windows open.
SirAlextheFirst (4:45:06 AM): Nah, windows let in light and distractions.
Sarcazmo47 (4:45:13 AM): Not at nightime
SirAlextheFirst (4:45:16 AM): Scary is the point.
Sarcazmo47 (4:45:20 AM): Then they just let in creepy noises.
AndrewRogue (4:45:49 AM): Yup. Scary is cool, but scary <_<
Sarcazmo47 (4:45:50 AM): So. I'm curious. What happens to Bandon?
SirAlextheFirst (4:45:52 AM): And then go play the sequals, and discuss the plots, because they're deep.
SirAlextheFirst (4:45:55 AM): Bandon?
Sarcazmo47 (4:46:04 AM): Does he get carted off somewhere, or dropped in the pool?
SirAlextheFirst (4:46:09 AM): Lea was going to free him, but I guess not right now.
Sarcazmo47 (4:46:16 AM): How in the world would she do that?
SirAlextheFirst (4:46:32 AM): She's got a Wand of Dispel Magic.
AndrewRogue (4:46:40 AM): Blast, I was right about her having something to help :p
Sarcazmo47 (4:46:44 AM): Does she? That's mighty useful.
SirAlextheFirst (4:46:53 AM): But, she wouldn't go over there by herself. We'll have to see what Hunter does.
Sarcazmo47 (4:47:05 AM): Interesting fact I was recently made aware of via the complete warrior -
AndrewRogue (4:47:25 AM): Ah, so Hunter's going to have one of those horrible moral decisions to make?
AndrewRogue (4:47:35 AM): Or, at least attempting to be a hero :p
SirAlextheFirst (4:47:36 AM): Hunter knows nothing.
Sarcazmo47 (4:47:46 AM): you can only use wands of spells that your class can cast. You don't necessarily need to be able to cast the spell right now, but you need to have it available to your class.
SirAlextheFirst (4:47:50 AM): All he's heard was some static over the circlets.
AndrewRogue (4:48:18 AM): Ah, Kirk... Wouldn't UMD fix that though?
Sarcazmo47 (4:48:28 AM): Sure, if you're a rogue.
SirAlextheFirst (4:48:35 AM): Now, that I was not aware of.
Sarcazmo47 (4:48:39 AM): And you make the DC 25 check.
Sarcazmo47 (4:48:47 AM): Nor was I, until recently.
AndrewRogue (4:49:19 AM): Stupid bad reception. *kicks Circlets* Actually, by 3.5 at least, anyone can take ranks in UMD. Only rogues and bards have it as class skill though.
Sarcazmo47 (4:49:22 AM): So, paladins and rangers could use a wand of cure light wounds, but a fighter couldn't.
SirAlextheFirst (4:49:39 AM): I think it's rather unnecessary for wands, too. But I'll look into it.
Sarcazmo47 (4:50:00 AM): *shrug*
Sarcazmo47 (4:50:10 AM): The things you learn perusing the complete warrior.
Sarcazmo47 (4:50:25 AM): Hey, there's an awsome feat Aria should take.
AndrewRogue (4:50:34 AM): Which one?
Sarcazmo47 (4:51:49 AM): Let me look it up.
AndrewRogue (4:52:06 AM): If its CW, the name will suffice ^_^
Sarcazmo47 (4:52:40 AM): Combat Brute.
AndrewRogue (4:53:42 AM): Hey, that's pretty neat <_<
Sarcazmo47 (4:53:51 AM): Quite.
SirAlextheFirst (4:54:15 AM): Huh?
Sarcazmo47 (4:54:23 AM): It's a tactical feat.
SirAlextheFirst (4:54:27 AM): I thought Andy had your CW. And what isthat feat?
Sarcazmo47 (4:54:33 AM): He does.
AndrewRogue (4:54:38 AM): *sighs* I wish I'd had these books when I first created Aria :p Going in with a full character plan is so much easier than advancing on the fly.
Sarcazmo47 (4:54:47 AM): Let me explain.
Sarcazmo47 (4:55:25 AM): First of all, if you bull rush an opponent, you get a +1 to attack and damage for the next round for every square you pushed him back.
Sarcazmo47 (4:55:43 AM): Second of all, if you make a successful sunder attempt, you can immdediately cleave the person you sundered.
Sarcazmo47 (4:55:57 AM): Finally, there's a tricky bit called Momentum Swing.
Sarcazmo47 (4:56:00 AM): First, you charge.
Sarcazmo47 (4:56:19 AM): Then, in the second round, you use your Power Attack feat to take at least a -5 penalty.
Sarcazmo47 (4:56:45 AM): Using a 2 handed weapon, you get +3 to damage for each point of penalty you take, or 1.5 points with a one handed weapon.
Sarcazmo47 (4:56:57 AM): So, if you take a -6 penalty, you do an extra 18 damage.
Sarcazmo47 (4:57:14 AM): All three are very situational, thus, they're all rolled into one as a tactical feat.
AndrewRogue (4:57:33 AM): Tactical feats are...interesting. Blast though, that was an unlucky combat. Then, compounded by Jac and I splitting opponents :p That was such a horrible decision, but I can't blame him for running Jac the hell away.
Sarcazmo47 (4:57:42 AM): It requires Improved Sunder, Power Attack, and BAB +6.
SirAlextheFirst (4:58:02 AM): I must rather wonder what he was thinking when he decided to shoot arrows and fire at the stone statue...
Sarcazmo47 (4:58:05 AM): Can you blame him for sucking completely and contributing to the combat in no way?
SirAlextheFirst (4:58:16 AM): Hey, he contributed.
SirAlextheFirst (4:58:29 AM): He made an excellent target so Aria wasn't immediately overwhelmed.
Sarcazmo47 (4:58:37 AM): The first enemies in the game that Bandon was allowed to hurt, and he was paralyzed. Urgh.
AndrewRogue (4:58:57 AM): He can always avenge Aria if she dies :p
SirAlextheFirst (4:59:05 AM): Maybe Hunter will do the puzzle in the metal room.
SirAlextheFirst (4:59:15 AM): Wait, it's not metal.
SirAlextheFirst (4:59:23 AM): Metal door room.
SirAlextheFirst (4:59:28 AM): My thinking is weird,
SirAlextheFirst (5:00:34 AM): Oh, and yes, Aria is dead.
SirAlextheFirst (5:00:46 AM): She got voiped.
SirAlextheFirst (5:00:57 AM): Vorpal-style with the axe to the head.
AndrewRogue (5:00:59 AM): Hway! Such strange circumstances then, to be holding exp in reserve.
AndrewRogue (5:01:07 AM): ^_~
SirAlextheFirst (5:01:36 AM): You and I have a solo RP scene to do sometime.
AndrewRogue (5:02:10 AM): Woo hoo :p Solo RP scene.
Sarcazmo47 (5:02:47 AM): Between Aria and her god?
SirAlextheFirst (5:03:01 AM): Finally, we'll see what happens when a good PC dies.
SirAlextheFirst (5:03:09 AM): And dies in this place, no less.
Sarcazmo47 (5:03:11 AM): As for Jac?
AndrewRogue (5:03:25 AM): :p The character sheet goes on the dead PC mantle ^_~
SirAlextheFirst (5:03:28 AM): Jac? Oh, yeah, him too, if he dies.
SirAlextheFirst (5:03:40 AM): Wait, tentacle damage. Yeah, him too.
Sarcazmo47 (5:04:37 AM): Does he even have a shot of being not dead?
Sarcazmo47 (5:04:57 AM): Say, why didn't the statues and the bathtub monster kill Vincent and his posse?
AndrewRogue (5:05:15 AM): *adds Currently: DEAD tag to Character Sheet* Ah, my first dead character. Makes you feel special. ^_^ </no sarcasm. all seriousness.>
SirAlextheFirst (5:05:35 AM): Vincent and his posse never went into the metal door room.
SirAlextheFirst (5:06:03 AM): Going in there caused another shift that took the people inside fully to the alternate reality.
SirAlextheFirst (5:06:45 AM): That's why he couldn't touch Marion, only see her outline. She had gone into the room and gone to the other side of geometry.
AndrewRogue (5:07:06 AM): Ah... this dungeon is so trippy.
SirAlextheFirst (5:07:15 AM): Lea, as you will recall, DID go into the room, and got smacked up by the Bathtub Monster.
SirAlextheFirst (5:07:34 AM): She got saved, though.
SirAlextheFirst (5:08:18 AM): Jacynth... is dead in 2 rounds from tentacle damage, not to mention drowning.
SirAlextheFirst (5:08:23 AM): Yeah,. he has no shot.
Sarcazmo47 (5:08:29 AM): Damn you, non-euclidian geometry!
SirAlextheFirst (5:08:36 AM): Any further questions?
AndrewRogue (5:08:46 AM): Ah... I'd say not really. ^_^
Sarcazmo47 (5:08:53 AM): I think Bandon could take the last statue dude by himself, depending om where he is when he wakes up.
SirAlextheFirst (5:09:55 AM): If he does get awoken, then yeah, he'd have Lea and Hunter too.
SirAlextheFirst (5:10:10 AM): If not... you can be damaged and killed while under the effects of SSS.
SirAlextheFirst (5:10:25 AM): But will the statue enter the room?
Sarcazmo47 (5:10:33 AM): Pah. The statue guys would have to hit AC 25 to grab him, and he deals bludgeoning damage, so the DR wouldn't matter.
Sarcazmo47 (5:10:56 AM): More the point, when you says he's in stasis, how much can he be affected by outside forces?
SirAlextheFirst (5:10:57 AM): You have a touch AC of 25?
Sarcazmo47 (5:11:00 AM): Yuppers.
Sarcazmo47 (5:11:10 AM): Flat footed AC 27.
Sarcazmo47 (5:11:18 AM): Normal AC 27.
Sarcazmo47 (5:11:26 AM): Them 2 is from natural armor bonus.
SirAlextheFirst (5:11:28 AM): I knew I should have looked over those vows in minute detail.
AndrewRogue (5:11:31 AM): Holy crap <_< Where are you getting it all?
SirAlextheFirst (5:11:34 AM): Stasis:
SirAlextheFirst (5:11:44 AM): You are immobile and not aware of your surroundings.
SirAlextheFirst (5:11:55 AM): You do not breathe, eat, drink, or age.
Sarcazmo47 (5:11:56 AM): Vow Of Poverty, Vow Of Nonviolence, Vow Of Peace, Monk's WIS AC bonus.
AndrewRogue (5:12:21 AM): Ahh... I see.
SirAlextheFirst (5:12:27 AM): Your body is affected normally by outside forces, and can be damaged and killed.
Sarcazmo47 (5:12:31 AM): Damn!
AndrewRogue (5:12:49 AM): \I didn't realize Sepia lasted so long though. That effect is killer.
Sarcazmo47 (5:12:59 AM): It is when you don't have any allies.
AndrewRogue (5:13:15 AM): Well, I tried to get rid of the statues for you :p
Sarcazmo47 (5:13:19 AM): What to make if he gets sent to an ignonimous end by a bad will save...
Sarcazmo47 (5:13:26 AM): Hmmm....
Sarcazmo47 (5:13:30 AM): Hmmmmmmmmm......
SirAlextheFirst (5:13:44 AM): Will?
Sarcazmo47 (5:13:49 AM): An Umber Hulk. Definitely.
SirAlextheFirst (5:13:49 AM): Who's making a will save?
AndrewRogue (5:13:54 AM): Oh! Barbarian/Druid/Nature's Warrior/Warshaper :p
Sarcazmo47 (5:13:59 AM): Reflex, Reflex.
Sarcazmo47 (5:14:02 AM): Me tired.
SirAlextheFirst (5:14:09 AM): SSS gives you a Ref save to dodge the snake. If it hits, that's it.
Sarcazmo47 (5:14:18 AM): What's that from?
SirAlextheFirst (5:14:27 AM): What';s it from?
AndrewRogue (5:14:30 AM): Sepia, or my stuff?
SirAlextheFirst (5:14:32 AM): The PHB....
Sarcazmo47 (5:14:34 AM): Sepia.
Sarcazmo47 (5:14:39 AM): Huh.
AndrewRogue (5:14:41 AM): PHB, like Alex said.
Sarcazmo47 (5:14:43 AM): Never noticed it.
Sarcazmo47 (5:15:00 AM): I think I'll make that alienist.
SirAlextheFirst (5:15:02 AM): One of those text spells which people always overlook.
AndrewRogue (5:15:16 AM): *shakes fist at text spell*
Sarcazmo47 (5:15:25 AM): Oh, insane human wizard with the insectile template! You shall be made anew!
SirAlextheFirst (5:15:35 AM): At least it wasn't a Symbol of Death.
Sarcazmo47 (5:15:49 AM): That would have been less sucky to die from, though.
AndrewRogue (5:15:49 AM): And people say reading is good for you <_<
Sarcazmo47 (5:16:03 AM): I mean, Getting killed by the Symbol of Death, well, they're badass.
Sarcazmo47 (5:16:10 AM): Getting killed by a garden snake....
Sarcazmo47 (5:16:15 AM): Not so exciting.
Sarcazmo47 (5:16:38 AM): So, Bandon gets hit in the head with an axe and tanks it?
SirAlextheFirst (5:16:40 AM): Nobody commented on the Shakespeare.
SirAlextheFirst (5:16:50 AM): No. Bandon probably lives.
Sarcazmo47 (5:16:57 AM): Really? How do you figure?
SirAlextheFirst (5:17:01 AM): The statue isn't going inside the room.
SirAlextheFirst (5:17:06 AM): It doesn't know you're there.
AndrewRogue (5:17:11 AM): I was thinking of making an Anachronism comment, but you have had some odd sayings before.
SirAlextheFirst (5:17:20 AM): I have? When?
AndrewRogue (5:17:38 AM): Blah, not you specifically. My brain isn't working.
Sarcazmo47 (5:17:48 AM): So he's just going to hang out in the room for 12 days?
SirAlextheFirst (5:18:00 AM): If Hunter and Lea leave, then, yeah.
AndrewRogue (5:18:02 AM): I dunno actually. In retrospect, I should have mentioned it. That is quite unusual,
SirAlextheFirst (5:18:14 AM): Actually, Vincent and Jorim may find that room again.
Sarcazmo47 (5:18:20 AM): They can't leave?
SirAlextheFirst (5:18:29 AM): Not yet.
Sarcazmo47 (5:18:40 AM): Does the facility actively prevent them from leaving?
AndrewRogue (5:18:43 AM): I'm sure they'd get a kick out of that scene :p
SirAlextheFirst (5:18:44 AM): Yes.
Sarcazmo47 (5:18:50 AM): Huh.
SirAlextheFirst (5:18:56 AM): Nobody can leave until something happens.
Sarcazmo47 (5:19:20 AM): Then what was the deal with Hunter walking out the front exit when we were testing the grey swirly mass?
AndrewRogue (5:19:34 AM): It led to something that wasn't the normal out.
SirAlextheFirst (5:19:34 AM): He didn't.
SirAlextheFirst (5:19:44 AM): He went up to a surface, yes.'
SirAlextheFirst (5:19:48 AM): Not THE surface.
Sarcazmo47 (5:20:02 AM): Musta missed that part.
Sarcazmo47 (5:20:20 AM): Well, someone needs to help blonde girl. Or kill blonde girl.
Sarcazmo47 (5:20:32 AM): Course, no one knows what that book said but Bandon.
AndrewRogue (5:20:59 AM): ...whee, and Aria took the book, so its prolly ruined now :p
Sarcazmo47 (5:21:18 AM): He's got a good memory.
SirAlextheFirst (5:22:00 AM): Not really. Aria's just kinda there, dead.
SirAlextheFirst (5:22:09 AM): The book is with her body.
AndrewRogue (5:22:23 AM): Ah, I was refrencing her fall in the water though. Unless she has a nice pack :p
SirAlextheFirst (5:22:41 AM): Oh. No, that stuff won't hurt the book.
AndrewRogue (5:22:51 AM): Lucky!
SirAlextheFirst (5:22:52 AM): I forgot to have Jac take Dex damage from being in the pool.
SirAlextheFirst (5:22:54 AM): Oh well.
Sarcazmo47 (5:23:05 AM): An 8th level caster.
Sarcazmo47 (5:23:07 AM): Hmm.
Sarcazmo47 (5:23:29 AM): If Bandon weren't sort of important at the moment, I'd let him die and make a new character now.
SirAlextheFirst (5:24:24 AM): He's not dead.
SirAlextheFirst (5:24:44 AM): At the very most, he'll have to get out past the statue and the Bathtub Monster by himself in twelve days.
SirAlextheFirst (5:24:51 AM): Which, granted, might kill him.
Sarcazmo47 (5:25:29 AM): If he can get the statue, he'll be okay.
SirAlextheFirst (5:25:35 AM): I'm betting that Hunter and Lea will go in there and find him.
Sarcazmo47 (5:25:50 AM): I think the bathtub monster would have a hard time hitting a 27 AC.
SirAlextheFirst (5:25:53 AM): Actually, the msot likely thing...
SirAlextheFirst (5:26:32 AM): Hunter will probably go across by himself, because Lea is scared. He'll see Bandon, and go back out to get Lea to help. But she's not there, monsters are!
SirAlextheFirst (5:27:03 AM): Jacynth.... may not be coming back at all.
SirAlextheFirst (5:27:21 AM): Still need to recover his body, and it's a long ways under.
Sarcazmo47 (5:28:25 AM): Fuck Jacynth,
Sarcazmo47 (5:28:35 AM): He can rot and die.
Sarcazmo47 (5:28:38 AM): Ha.
AndrewRogue (5:29:01 AM): Ah, you can feel the love in the room ^_^
Sarcazmo47 (5:29:06 AM): So, Hunter will be screwed because he doesn't deal bludgeoning damage.
SirAlextheFirst (5:29:12 AM): 'You need more syllables to make that a haiku.
Sarcazmo47 (5:29:38 AM): Lea will be scrwed because she can't get out and won't go through the metal door.
SirAlextheFirst (5:29:59 AM): Not THAT screwed. Aria lopped off a lot of HP on that one, and melted it,
Sarcazmo47 (5:29:59 AM): Bandon will be mostly screwed because he'll try to rescue Aria's corpse.
AndrewRogue (5:30:28 AM): At least I felt useful in the end. 20-some damage a shot was nice ^_^
SirAlextheFirst (5:31:13 AM): Reduced to 15 or so, but yes.
AndrewRogue (5:31:25 AM): :p
AndrewRogue (5:32:41 AM): *sighs* Anyway, no confirmation of school being canceled cause of inclimate weather, so I need to go to bed.
SirAlextheFirst (5:32:51 AM): Good night, then.
AndrewRogue (5:33:09 AM): Night Alex. Night Kirk. Or Morning I suppose <_<
(5:33:22 AM) AndrewRogue has left the room.