You have just entered room "AND."

coughingpuppy has entered the room.

Sarcazmo47 has entered the room.

Adm H Sopko has entered the room.

coughingpuppy: Yaaaaaaaaaaaay game! *runs around in circles*

Adm H Sopko: What ho?

SirAlexTheFirst: Don't tire yourself out there, Coach Z.

Sarcazmo47: *munches his Goldfish and spectates*

AndrewRogue: *rots*

AndrewRogue: I call upon the power of Gray Skull!

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 8

Adm H Sopko: FAIL

AndrewRogue: ;_;

SirAlexTheFirst: Megaman music. Neon Genesis Bandongelion? Snow White and the Lack of Dwarfs? Daddy Dearest and the Dead Dame? Or Hunter's Girlfriend: The Reckoning?

AndrewRogue: Those names kick-ass.

Adm H Sopko: Hunter's Girlfriend: The Reckoning to block, Alex!

SirAlexTheFirst: Or SPARK MANDRILL MEETS THE SHOTGUN ICE!

Adm H Sopko: Freeze Ostrich!

AndrewRogue: How dare you bring MMX into this!

coughingpuppy: I wanna know what happens to Aria.

SirAlexTheFirst: That's two for Girlfriend: The Reckoning....

AndrewRogue: I would appreciate knowing what happens, but I'm neutral.

Adm H Sopko: Then Snow White and the Lack of Dwarves

coughingpuppy: I'm fine with playing, too.

SirAlexTheFirst: Kirk munches scenery.

SirAlexTheFirst: Oookay then.

AndrewRogue: I'm cool with whatever. I'm bailing at 2am PST for the sake of my health though :p

SirAlexTheFirst: ~~~~~~BEGIN~~~~~, with Aria in complete and utter darkness, and massive pain all over her body.

SirAlexTheFirst: There's nothing at all happening.

AndrewRogue: (Wah... starting with Aria) "It...hurts..." *curling up in that odd way people do to alleviate pain*

SirAlexTheFirst: The pain merely increases.

AndrewRogue: *she curls tighter* "Is... is this... what real... death is?"

SirAlexTheFirst: A voice you have heard before, that of your patron, floats to your ears. "Not quite."

AndrewRogue: "Why... are you... here?"

SirAlexTheFirst: "You don't remember?" The voice seems to curl around you like a snake. A very, very happy snake.

SirAlexTheFirst: "We had a promise, little girl."

AndrewRogue: "And I... failed it... This wasn't... a dream..."

SirAlexTheFirst: "You did not fail!"

AndrewRogue: "What...?" *each word, each thought is agonizingly forced out* "I would... not do... what you... asked..."

SirAlexTheFirst: "You betrayed me, and thought you could escape. Stole my gift to you and squandered it."

AndrewRogue: "I... was willing... to relinquish it..." *she forces herself from her curled position to kneel, her teeth gritting* "I would not... do what you asked... It was... wrong."

SirAlexTheFirst: "You think I am wrong?" It laughs.

AndrewRogue: "Who are you?"

SirAlexTheFirst: "Give me a reason not to destroy you utterly." All emotion, gender, and everything has vanished from the voice now. It is merely a flat statement.

Adm H Sopko: (This sounds familiar...)

AndrewRogue: (Whoo boy...)

AndrewRogue: *she forces herself to her feet, wavering slightly as her body screams in protest* "Because I... I was protecting Amaryllis and... its people."

SirAlexTheFirst: "You protected nothing. Not even yourself."

AndrewRogue: "That's wrong."

SirAlexTheFirst: You get no answer.

AndrewRogue: "Besides... what would it... serve to destroy me?"

SirAlexTheFirst: "The very same thing you serve right now. Nothing."

SirAlexTheFirst: A dim light begins to glow around you, and you become conscious of being wet. You seem to be standing knee-deep in some sort of extremely cold liquid.

AndrewRogue: "You'd destroy me... simply because? Even... even Will believed he... had a reason to kill me."

SirAlexTheFirst: The voice comes back to you, fainter. "I will destroy you because you betrayed me. There is no escape."

AndrewRogue: "I... won't let you."

SirAlexTheFirst: The emotionless chuckle fades into nothingness, and is replaced by a steady dripping and a sound of heavy breathing.

AndrewRogue: (Any specific direction on that?)

AndrewRogue: (And one sec, BRB)

SirAlexTheFirst: The glow intensifies, and you can now make out your surroundings - a huge pool of greenish fluid, stretching as far as you can see through the gloom. Your aura is not functioning here.

SirAlexTheFirst: Jagged chunks of black rock, or some other material, jut up from in the pool in random places, some of them stretching up far overhead. You cannot see the roof, or whatever lies above you.

SirAlexTheFirst: There is no direction on the breathing, but it begins to wheeze and choke.

SirAlexTheFirst: The entire place has a palpable feeling of death, and smells like rotting meat. You're still wracked with intense pain; it seems that one of your legs, several ribs, and your back and neck are broken in several places.

SirAlexTheFirst: Yet you can still stand, and seem to be... alive... sort of.

AndrewRogue: "What... is this... place?"

SirAlexTheFirst: The atmosphere turns cold, almost instantly. It numbs the pain to an extent, but also numbs your very will to resist. You can feel your soul starting to be crushed, slowly.

AndrewRogue: *she staggers forward, pushing the numbing pain away* "Stop..."

SirAlexTheFirst: The breathing hitches, and changes in tone. It groans, wails. You recognize it instantly, it's been pounding in your head the last few days, but now it's outside your head.

SirAlexTheFirst: Even though it is obviously dead, the breath-voice has a note of triumph as it repeats the last thing you heard. "AAAAARRRRRIIIIIIAAAAAA!!"

SirAlexTheFirst: and there's a hand grabbing the back of your neck.

AndrewRogue: *she turns, or attempts to do so, to face it... anything but the numbness is what she wants*

SirAlexTheFirst: I wouldn't be so sure of that.

AndrewRogue: (Sensation > Nothingness IHSHO)

AndrewRogue: "Who are... you?"

SirAlexTheFirst: The source of the voice is the most disgusting, utterly abhorrent thing you have ever seen, or even imagined. It stands barely four feet tall, if that, but its bloated torso sprawls sideways, revealing a mangled ribcage

SirAlexTheFirst: and two stunted lungs, producing the wheezing breath. Below the lungs is nothing but a red, bloody spinal column descending into the fluid, which you cannot see below. But above - it has two skeletal arms,

SirAlexTheFirst: with shreds of wriggling black flesh, or maybe tentacles, or just maggots, hanging on them. The arms are unnaturally long; its left one is still wrapped all the way around you and grasping your neck, which you can no longer feel.

SirAlexTheFirst: Its head is the worst of all, bloated and hairless in the vague form of a dead baby. A single, pussy eye stares out at you from the misshapen skull, and its toothless mouth opens, repeating your name.

SirAlexTheFirst: It moves through the water, closer to you, trying to embrace you with its other arm. A trickle of ooze dribbles out of its mouth. What are you doing?

AndrewRogue: "What... what are you?" (Can she attempt to get its arm off her?)

Sarcazmo47: It's Pyramid Head/

AndrewRogue: (I'd perfer him at the moment...)

SirAlexTheFirst: Sure, go for it. Opposed strength.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 8

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 19

AndrewRogue: 10

SirAlexTheFirst: You feel a grinding sensation at the back of your neck, and you cannot throw the arm off. The numbness begins to spread. Doing anything else?

AndrewRogue: About how close are the two of us?

SirAlexTheFirst: It's now about three feet away from you.

SirAlexTheFirst: You have a move action left.

AndrewRogue: Pull back from it then. Move away. Keep that other arm off her.

SirAlexTheFirst: You're also naked, by the way. You can pull back, oh, maybe ten feet.... dragging it along through the water with almost no resistance.

AndrewRogue: "What do you want from me? Why are you here?"

blaine077713770 has entered the room.

SirAlexTheFirst: The creature's mouth twists itself into a grin, shattering parts of it skull with a series of sharp cracks. "AARRRRIIIIIAAA! ddaaarrrrrkkkffffffuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkiil lllllllllannnnggeeeeeeelllllllllll"

SirAlexTheFirst: It is rather easier to understand in person, and continues to attempt to embrace you, groaning barely recognizeable obscenities.

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 3

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 10

SirAlexTheFirst: Its arm is stiff, however, and it cannot get a grip on you with the other. It does lurch forward again, practically in your face. If you were still alive, the stench of it would knock you out, but you have to endure.

coughingpuppy: ((Alex...you realize right now this sounds like a really creepy setup for tentacle rape.))

Sarcazmo47: Alex, I wanna see some tentacle rape here.

SirAlexTheFirst: Your action.

Adm H Sopko: (First date rape, now tentacle rape...)

SirAlexTheFirst: (Why are Kirk and Staci thinking about tentacle rape at the exact same time?)

SirAlexTheFirst: (That's just creepy.)

coughingpuppy: ((We're on the phone.))

Adm H Sopko: (I was thinking it too...)

AndrewRogue: (Alex... we're all thinking tentacle rape.)

coughingpuppy: ((We do not have a tentacle rape fetish, don't worry.))

Adm H Sopko: (Alex is resorting to desperate measures to deflower Aria)

blaine077713770: (wow alex said fuck)

Adm H Sopko: (And pussy! Of course, he didn't mean it that way, but still!)

SirAlexTheFirst: (My RP'd abhorrent afterlife creatures that dispose of people who anger their supernatural godlike secret patrons are not me.)

SirAlexTheFirst: (Also, this would be necrophiliac tentacle rape. Aria is still quite dead, her head is on at an odd angle and her joints are not in proper shape.

AndrewRogue: *swallowing back her disgust and pain, she growls at the thing* "Not without a fight!" (Punch it in its very ugly face. Full PA.)

AndrewRogue: (...I can't decide whether to laugh or cry or go vomit :p)

Adm H Sopko: (Alex... you've been around Niu, Zenny and OK too long)

SirAlexTheFirst: Go for the punch, then.

AndrewRogue: Fooooocused Attack!

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 15

SirAlexTheFirst: You have a -11 to your attack roll.

AndrewRogue: ...I do?

SirAlexTheFirst: Yes. Take that into account.

Sarcazmo47: From the being dead, I would guess.

SirAlexTheFirst: It's very, very cold. And you're very dead.

AndrewRogue: Hrmm... I don't think I can deal with a -20 some to my modifier here.

SirAlexTheFirst: And still in steadily increasing pain, although the cold is making it not matter as much.

AndrewRogue: Go go Ignore Pain.

SirAlexTheFirst: Ooh. I forgot about that, sorry. Reduce that to a -6.

AndrewRogue: Since attacking is very out of the question... *she grasps the creatures arm with both hands as best she can and tries to tear it from her throat*

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 2

SirAlexTheFirst: Hah. Ahah.

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 18

Adm H Sopko: Radscorpions

SirAlexTheFirst: The arm is grabbing with some amount of supernatural strength; as you can't even bring all of your own to bear, your struggles are quite futile.

SirAlexTheFirst: Anything else?

AndrewRogue: *she continues to pull back, trying to keep the horrid thing at at least arm's length*

SirAlexTheFirst: And it keeps on moving forward, relentlessly, getting jerked along by its arm as you retreat.

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 14

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 17

SirAlexTheFirst: The thing's other arm catches one of yours, and it immediately goes completely numb. Looking at it, you can see it starting to rapidly rot, and the flesh fall off; you can also feel the numbess on your neck and back extending.

SirAlexTheFirst: The creature lets out a cough, or a cackle, hard to tell. "Sssshhhhhheeeeeeffflllleesshhhhaaannngeeel lllllAaariiiiiaaafuuuckkkknnneeeevvvverrrr..."

SirAlexTheFirst: Back to you.

SirAlexTheFirst: Penalties are up to -8, and you've effectively lost one arm.

Sarcazmo47: Andrew died?

SirAlexTheFirst: No.

SirAlexTheFirst: Not yet anyways.

AndrewRogue: "Beast!" *she growls, tears welling in her eyes. Death is one thing but... obliteration... the prospects of this creature... NO! She wants to see them again, the people she cares about...

AndrewRogue: She needs them... she wants them... Hunter... Never to see them...* "NO! YOU WON'T DO ANYTHING TO ME!" *she draws upon all the strength she has ever had... ever needed*

AndrewRogue: (Grah. Trip it Alex, or some mimicked check to drive it into the water?)

SirAlexTheFirst: You're trying to shove it under the liquid?

AndrewRogue: Yes.

SirAlexTheFirst: Trip, yeah. Um.... it's still holding on to you, you know.

AndrewRogue: You said its got unnaturally long arms for a 4ft tall baby and the water is knee deep. She ought to have plenty of room to remain above water, even submerging it.

Adm H Sopko: (I'll BRB. Getting food... I can't watch this<G>)

SirAlexTheFirst: Well, you can submerge the body... I suppose. Doing so?

AndrewRogue: Yeah. We're doing Aria's standard combat schtick.

AndrewRogue: Trip.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 16

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 10

AndrewRogue: Pending penalties, 22

AndrewRogue: For the touch attack

SirAlexTheFirst: Oh. Touch attack hits.

AndrewRogue: Opposed Checks

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 20

SirAlexTheFirst: Ignore the above one.

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 13

AndrewRogue: 36

AndrewRogue: *her one good arm presses against the revolting creatures chest as she steps around it, hooking her leg around the spine thing as if it were legs. With every muscle she has, she pushes it forward,

AndrewRogue: slamming it beneath the liquid as if it were the ground* "YOU'LL NOT DO ANYTHING TO ME!" *she follows it down, still gripped around the neck as she twists to drop her knee into the beast's own neck*

AndrewRogue: Improved Trip Free Attack?

SirAlexTheFirst: Go for it.

AndrewRogue: Saccing PA value. She's throwing her all into it.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 5

SirAlexTheFirst: Gimme a d2.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 2-sided die: 2

AndrewRogue: For reference, my attack roll comes to an astounding 3

SirAlexTheFirst: Guess what. It still hits.

AndrewRogue: Yay!

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 3-sided die: 1

AndrewRogue: 11 Damage.

AndrewRogue: 2nd Attack from Her Routine?

SirAlexTheFirst: Guh?

SirAlexTheFirst: No.

AndrewRogue: ;_;

SirAlexTheFirst: You just get one attack off a trip, not a full attack.

AndrewRogue: Eh... a'ight. We'll do it that way ^_^

SirAlexTheFirst: So you kick it, with your bare foot. The creature scrapes out a bubbling scream as it is forced under the surface, and immediately starts thrashing about violently. It keeps its arms firmly on Aria, though,

SirAlexTheFirst: so it can't come close to forcing its way back up. You kick it with your bare foot....

SirAlexTheFirst: And you can feel its body, or something, cracking and breaking under the icy liquid. It keeps struggling, though, and you suddenly realize that your other leg is broken, and its arms are trying to pull you down.

SirAlexTheFirst: Give me a Balance check.

Adm H Sopko: Oy

AndrewRogue: (*cries*)

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 5

SirAlexTheFirst: (I did mention the broken leg earlier, I believe)

AndrewRogue: 3. Its a great number.

SirAlexTheFirst: A great number to fall on. Down you go.

AndrewRogue: (Excuse me for one moment while I go bash my head against a wall... and take something for my naseau. Two minutes.)

SirAlexTheFirst: The liquid, clearly not water now, floods into your eyes and mouth, burning and choking. It's a good thing you don't need to breath.

SirAlexTheFirst: The thrashing body of the abomination is right below you; you fall on it, and it wraps its arms around you tightly to try and keep you from surfacing. The numbness spreads quickly along your arm, to your shoulder, and

SirAlexTheFirst: across the whole back of your head now.

SirAlexTheFirst: It's easy to tell, because the rest of your skin is burning with ice and pain from being submerged.]

SirAlexTheFirst: Not to mention, you're now in direct contact with the creature down there. You can feel its slick, slimy forehead pressing against yours - it's soft, and mushy.

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 2

SirAlexTheFirst: Its ribs press against your chest, barely stopping from puncturing the skin. Maybe it would kill you entirely if one went through your heart? No, probably not.

SirAlexTheFirst: And you can feel that spinal cord twitching - there's nothing below it, the thing has no lower body, apparently.

SirAlexTheFirst: Aria's turn again.

AndrewRogue: (Is it possible to bring her legs between the two of them or step on its arm joint/spine so she can force herself up and force it to stay down?)

SirAlexTheFirst: Sure, you can try to pry yourself up.

SirAlexTheFirst: That'll be two grapple checks.

AndrewRogue: (BAB+Str-4 for non proficency, right?)

SirAlexTheFirst: No

SirAlexTheFirst: BAB + Str + size mod, for grapple checks.

AndrewRogue: (Oh. Yay.)

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 14

AndrewRogue: 24 for number 1

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 17

SirAlexTheFirst: Second one?

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 18

AndrewRogue: 28

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 10

SirAlexTheFirst: You can barely get your head up out of the liquid.

blaine077713770: (time for sleep, later all, good luck Andrew)

AndrewRogue: (Heh. Night Blaine.)

blaine077713770 has left the room.

AndrewRogue: *Aria stuffs her feet against the creature, ignoring the burning pain in her leg as she forces her way at least part way up*

AndrewRogue: (Back to the creature)

SirAlexTheFirst: It releases its hold on your arm and tries to wrap its other limb around your back.

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 16

SirAlexTheFirst: Grapple check please.

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 4

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 5

AndrewRogue: 15

SirAlexTheFirst: It can't quite get a hold, and continues thrashing under the surface. You can still feel its body snapping and squishing under your knee.

SirAlexTheFirst: Its other arm, however, holds on tightly and it's still trying to take you back down.

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 12

SirAlexTheFirst: Grapple please?

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 18

AndrewRogue: 28

SirAlexTheFirst: You stay up.

SirAlexTheFirst: Your turn.

AndrewRogue: *being above the water at least, she'll continue to apply pressure to the creature with her knees, break it... kill it...*

AndrewRogue: (Uhm... what kind of roll is that necessitating here?)

SirAlexTheFirst: Dealing damage with a grapple requires establishing a pin and then making another grapple check,

Sarcazmo47: It normally requires a feat, too.

Sarcazmo47: *shuts up*

AndrewRogue: Does it? I thought you can deal damage through that, but a feat can raise it...

Sarcazmo47: Earth's Embrace let's you deal 1d12 damage in a pin you control.

Sarcazmo47: I know of no other means to deal damage in a pin.

Sarcazmo47: If you are in control of the grapple, you can chose to deal unarmed damage

Sarcazmo47: But that's different than a pin.

SirAlexTheFirst: Oh, no you don't need a pin.

SirAlexTheFirst: Kirk, PHB page 137.

AndrewRogue: So just roll for the grapple?

Sarcazmo47: Yeah.

SirAlexTheFirst: Yeah we're talking about just dealing unarmed here.

SirAlexTheFirst: es.

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 6

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 1

AndrewRogue: (*cries*)

SirAlexTheFirst: Gimme another d20.

Sarcazmo47: The dice want Aria to die.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 6

Sarcazmo47: It's horrendous.

SirAlexTheFirst: Oof.

SirAlexTheFirst: That'll be your knee slipping when the creature gives way beneath it. It siezes this opportunity to drag you below the surface again.

SirAlexTheFirst: And again with the second arm around the back.

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 2

SirAlexTheFirst: ...touch AC, normally?

AndrewRogue: (Sans everything? 8 -_-)

SirAlexTheFirst: It can't get a hold, since you fell back down.

SirAlexTheFirst: Your action.

SirAlexTheFirst: The cold liquid continues burning you, and you start to feel drowsy.

SirAlexTheFirst: Or dying. Again.

SirAlexTheFirst: Whatcha doin?

AndrewRogue: A repeat of the previous meanuver. Kick down on the beast to get up. As hard as she can, kick down to hurt the beast and move up.

SirAlexTheFirst: Two grapple checks.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 7

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 13

AndrewRogue: 17

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 19

AndrewRogue: 29

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 11

SirAlexTheFirst: You can get your knee on it again, crushing it further, but you can't get above the surface this time...

SirAlexTheFirst: The bottom of the liquid feels deeper, as if the thing's thrashings have eroded the bottom, or maybe the liquid level is rising.

SirAlexTheFirst: Speaking of which, its struggles are growing more violent and desperate now. You can hear a gurgled scream through the liquid.

SirAlexTheFirst: It keeps on trying to grab you, though.

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 10

SirAlexTheFirst: Grapple?

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 13

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 19

AndrewRogue: 29

SirAlexTheFirst: Still can't.

SirAlexTheFirst: Give me a Fort save.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 19

AndrewRogue: 29

SirAlexTheFirst: Okay. Your turn. The need to just lie down in the water and go to sleep is becoming very strong. You can feel parts of your skin floating away, both where the creature has touched you and just from the burning of the liquid, now.

SirAlexTheFirst: But you can still move. So whatcha doing?

AndrewRogue: (Uh... were there rock things that extended waaaaay up as I recall?)

SirAlexTheFirst: There were.

AndrewRogue: (Did they look scalable>)

SirAlexTheFirst: Vaguely. Possibly. It'd be hard, with half the bones in your body broken, and that abomination clinging to your neck, but maybe.

SirAlexTheFirst: At the moment though, you're submerged still.

AndrewRogue: Then let's solve problem B. Third time is the charm. Kick down, push up, break free. Her mind is desperate, running wildly, flashing from place to place.

SirAlexTheFirst: Two grapple checks.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 10

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 14

AndrewRogue: 20

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 18

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 17

AndrewRogue: 28

SirAlexTheFirst: You get your head out of the liquid again.

SirAlexTheFirst: It feels... wrong, entirely too warm up here. You want to go back down where it's nice and cold and still. That silly thing is still struggling though.

SirAlexTheFirst: Silly second arm, trying to grab you.

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 20

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 15

SirAlexTheFirst: And finally succeeding...

SirAlexTheFirst: It tries to drag you down, again. Grapple check if you would.

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 20

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 16

AndrewRogue: 26

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 19

SirAlexTheFirst: Back down you go, caught in an impossibly strong grip.

SirAlexTheFirst: Your turn.

AndrewRogue: (...how far away is the nearest pillar-y thing?)

SirAlexTheFirst: About 20 feet.

AndrewRogue: And I can get 10 ft being clung too?

SirAlexTheFirst: Not now that it has both arms on you. It's a struggle to move an inch now.

AndrewRogue: Fine. Smash its head. There's something she has to be above the liquid for and it can't be done with this silly thing clinging to her. It it stops clinging, she can move. Smash it.

SirAlexTheFirst: With... what?

Sarcazmo47: Her FACE

AndrewRogue: A knee, a foot, a hand, her head... whatever is there. She's past active thought and acting on instinct.

SirAlexTheFirst: Your head is the only thing available.

SirAlexTheFirst: ....

AndrewRogue: ...

SirAlexTheFirst: Um... grapple check.

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 7

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 2

SirAlexTheFirst: Give me an attack roll.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 1

AndrewRogue: ...

SirAlexTheFirst: .....

SirAlexTheFirst: (You're.... going to get spinal-cord raped, at this rate. You can invoke the CoC you know.)

AndrewRogue: (I'd appreciate such being invoked.)

Adm H Sopko: (With Chrome gone, it had to fall to someone)

SirAlexTheFirst: (Okay. It applies to 1's rolled at crucial points after this. Give me a crit fail confirm.)

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 12

SirAlexTheFirst: (No crit fail. Yay.)

AndrewRogue: (Now watch as I start rolling 20's... <_<)

SirAlexTheFirst: You merely slam your head into the soft, squishy bottom of the... whatever this place is.

SirAlexTheFirst: And you get a mouthful of... stuff... from the bottom.

SirAlexTheFirst: Its turn.

SirAlexTheFirst: It presses its hands, fingers, claws, whatever they are, into your skin.

SirAlexTheFirst: Grapple check please.

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 15

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 5

AndrewRogue: 15. My lucky number.

SirAlexTheFirst: And it struggles to try and flip you over.

SirAlexTheFirst: Grapple check please.

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 7

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 7

coughingpuppy: ((Erk...I'm getting really sleepy. I think I'm going to go to bed.))

SirAlexTheFirst: (Gnight then.)

coughingpuppy: ((Just to let you know, Alex, I'll be out of town and completely without internet access from Sunday to next Thursday.))

AndrewRogue: (G'night and sooooorry -_-)

coughingpuppy: ((No problem. Good luck.))

coughingpuppy: (('Night!))

AndrewRogue: (Night!)

AndrewRogue: 17 if you wanted the result

SirAlexTheFirst: Aight, it doesn't flip you over completely.

SirAlexTheFirst: Yay.

SirAlexTheFirst: Your turn.

AndrewRogue: (Sorry, need another Pepto Bismol.)

AndrewRogue: *Breakfreebreakfreebreakfreefuckbre akfreebreakfreenobreakfree*

SirAlexTheFirst: Grapple check to break free.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 17

AndrewRogue: 27

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 3

SirAlexTheFirst: You get one arm to slip off... another for the other arm, if that's what you're going for.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 14

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 19

AndrewRogue: 24

SirAlexTheFirst: Nope.

SirAlexTheFirst: (Its grapple bonus is the same as yours right now, considering.. things)

Dark Japheth has entered the room.

SirAlexTheFirst: It's frantic now, though, intensifying its attempts to escape your grasp and get above the surface.

SirAlexTheFirst: You know what.

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 12

SirAlexTheFirst: (meaning, grapple check)

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 3

SirAlexTheFirst: (or really just opposed roll)

SirAlexTheFirst: It's out from under your knee, and tries to surface.

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 9

SirAlexTheFirst: Another

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 15

SirAlexTheFirst: It can't get up.

SirAlexTheFirst: Your action.

AndrewRogue: Well now there's a thought. She can't have what she wants, it can't have what it wants. She'll put it back down to the bottom.

SirAlexTheFirst: You know what to do. This is basically turning into two opposed rolls per round; just state what you're tryin to do with em.

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 16

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 1

SirAlexTheFirst: Ew. d20?

AndrewRogue: COC! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD COC!

AndrewRogue: <_<

SirAlexTheFirst: d20.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 8

SirAlexTheFirst: You shove it firmly back down.

SirAlexTheFirst: And what else?

AndrewRogue: How desperate is the thing starting to look?

SirAlexTheFirst: Look? You're still at the bottom now. All you can feel are its innards thrashing around against you.

AndrewRogue: Force it to stay down. Smash its neck again.

SirAlexTheFirst: GC.

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 17

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 15

AndrewRogue: 25

SirAlexTheFirst: Nope.

SirAlexTheFirst: Give me a Fort save at a -16 penalty.

AndrewRogue: OW

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 7

AndrewRogue: 1

SirAlexTheFirst: .... above zero?

AndrewRogue: Yeah.

SirAlexTheFirst: Nice.

AndrewRogue: 1

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 20

Adm H Sopko: Ow

Dark Japheth: Goddamn

SirAlexTheFirst: The creature stops struggling in a matter of a second, and goes limp. Its arms fall off of you.

SirAlexTheFirst: WHatcha doing?

AndrewRogue: (Sorry. Thought you were typing more.)

Dark Japheth: (Considering the best way to drink coffee out of a jug, to win a bet.)

Dark Japheth: (oh. Talking to him.)

AndrewRogue: Swim. Move. Out of water. Must be out of water. Pillar. Climb.

AndrewRogue: Hunterreasonnotdiewaterpeacewarmab ovewarmwantwantwarmwarmwarm

AndrewRogue: (English- Moving my fanny to the pillar and doing everything I can to be out of the water.)

SirAlexTheFirst: You can stand up again, yknow. Don't have to swim.

AndrewRogue: (Standing walking/running/hobbling then ^_^)

SirAlexTheFirst: You get over to one of the pillars. It goes up... much further than you can see.

SirAlexTheFirst: Trying to climb it?

AndrewRogue: Yeeees. Out of water stuff.

SirAlexTheFirst: Climb check.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 16

AndrewRogue: 23

SirAlexTheFirst: You make it up, about 10 feet. The pillar is knobby, cold - but not as cold as the water -and feels like stone.

SirAlexTheFirst: The breathing noises are continuing.

SirAlexTheFirst: What now? Staying there, climbing higher, looking around?

AndrewRogue: Climb and look.

SirAlexTheFirst: Climb check.

SirAlexTheFirst: And spot check.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 4

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 13

SirAlexTheFirst: You can't climb any higher.

AndrewRogue: 11 Climb, 13 Spot

SirAlexTheFirst: Your tired eyes do, however, see a movement in the water. Ripples, from about where you left the creature. They're moving slowly towards your pillar.

AndrewRogue: Up more. Climb.

SirAlexTheFirst: Go for it.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 15

AndrewRogue: 22

Adm H Sopko: (Jump from the top rope and coup de groin the monster!)

SirAlexTheFirst: You get another 10 feet up, total of 20, in your desperation.

SirAlexTheFirst: The ripples are at the base of the pillar, now, and a bony hand pokes itself up, and grabs the pillar. Whatcha doin?

AndrewRogue: Ready an action to brutally smash its head down with her foot it gets this far.

SirAlexTheFirst: Ookay.

AndrewRogue: Of course ready to adjust plan if something unforseen happens.

SirAlexTheFirst: Sure enough, the monster pulls itself out of the liquid and starts ascending the pillar, throwing itself upwards by wrapping its arms around.

SirAlexTheFirst: It looks.... exactly the same as it did before entering the water.

SirAlexTheFirst: And it climbs.

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 16

SirAlexTheFirst: "Ddddddddddlllllaaaaaaashhhhhhhttttlaaaaas sssshhhheeeeeddyyyyyuuuuuaaaarrrrrrddde eeeeeeehhhhhhdddddlllllaaassssshhhhhhhhT TTTT!" it moans, a triumphant note in its dead voice.

SirAlexTheFirst: It's ten feet up. Whatcha doing?

AndrewRogue: Climb. Climb climb

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 19

AndrewRogue: 26

SirAlexTheFirst: Nother 10 feet up for you.

SirAlexTheFirst: The creature keeps climbing too, concentrating on that now, not even breathing obsceneties. It looks... almost tired.

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 13

SirAlexTheFirst: Gets up another 10 though. You're up 30, it's up 20.

SirAlexTheFirst: Aria's turn again.

AndrewRogue: Ready the face kick. Break its squishy skull the instant it tries to come up.

SirAlexTheFirst: It does.

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 19

SirAlexTheFirst: It comes up, and... attack roll.

AndrewRogue: PAing. PAing

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 11

AndrewRogue: 7

SirAlexTheFirst: With height... you get him. d2 though.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 2-sided die: 2

AndrewRogue: 12

AndrewRogue: Or reduce PA as you see fit.

SirAlexTheFirst: Nono.

SirAlexTheFirst: Now roll damage.

AndrewRogue: Oh.

SirAlexTheFirst: d2 was for which leg you use.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 3-sided die: 2

AndrewRogue: 12 damage

SirAlexTheFirst: Your kick bursts its head open, and all sorts of ooze and squishy things fly out.

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 17

SirAlexTheFirst: It hangs on, and wails.

SirAlexTheFirst: Your action.

AndrewRogue: Againagainagainagainagain

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 20

SirAlexTheFirst: Crit confirm.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 4

AndrewRogue: 2 -_-

SirAlexTheFirst: No crit.

AndrewRogue: 0 actually

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 3-sided die: 2

SirAlexTheFirst: Actually, nevermind! Immune to crits!

AndrewRogue: 12

Dark Japheth: But autohit nonetheless.

AndrewRogue: 2nd attack...

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 16

SirAlexTheFirst: Um... give me a climb check if you're full attacking, too.

SirAlexTheFirst: That'll hit.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 2

AndrewRogue: 9

AndrewRogue: Whee

SirAlexTheFirst: You're losing your balance. Roll damage on that kick.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 3-sided die: 3

AndrewRogue: 13

Dark Japheth: holy god.

SirAlexTheFirst: That kick is utterly brutal, ripping down through the monster's shattered bulb of a head into its body. One of its lungs pops, and it wheezes with the other one, no longer capable of coherent speech.

SirAlexTheFirst: Its one eye stares back at you out of its ruined head, and... your foot gets stuck, and you're wrenched off of your perch.

SirAlexTheFirst: Are you doing anything on the way down?

AndrewRogue: Desperately trying to grab something so falling does not occur if its possible...

SirAlexTheFirst: You can try to grab the beast...

SirAlexTheFirst: or wait and grab at the pillar further down.

AndrewRogue: Wait.

SirAlexTheFirst: You could also try to fall ON it

AndrewRogue: Hrmm... that's better yet.

AndrewRogue: Fall on it.

SirAlexTheFirst: All right.

AndrewRogue: Crushkillstop

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 3

SirAlexTheFirst: Your body knocks it off the pillar, and you both fall down, splashing into the liquid.

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 2 6-sided dice: 2 6

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 2 6-sided dice: 4 6

SirAlexTheFirst: It's below you, and you feel it be driven into the bottom.

SirAlexTheFirst: The creature shudders under you. Its arms reach out of the liquid and wave, and then stop, and fall back.

SirAlexTheFirst: What are you doing?

AndrewRogue: Er... does it seem Coup de Grace-able?

SirAlexTheFirst: With what?

SirAlexTheFirst: Your foot?

Dark Japheth: Fingernails

Dark Japheth: Teeth

Dark Japheth: Long strand of hair used to choke it to death

SirAlexTheFirst: You have no idea.

Dark Japheth: I genuinely don't.

Dark Japheth: Just trying to help the guy out.

AndrewRogue: How'm I feeling in the water-stuff?

SirAlexTheFirst: COLD.

SirAlexTheFirst: IT BURNS.

SirAlexTheFirst: You want to fall asleep in it. It was so inviting down there.

AndrewRogue: Water bad. Out of water.

AndrewRogue: NotwhereIwantsleepsleepsleepcoldbadb adbadwarmgoodwarmlovewarm

AndrewRogue: Climb.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 4

AndrewRogue: 11

SirAlexTheFirst: You can haul yourself out of the water. Maybe 5 feet up at best.

AndrewRogue: Outofwatergoooooodwarmoutgood

SirAlexTheFirst: The breathing noises in the... place... slow, and stop.

SirAlexTheFirst: The soft glow begins to fade, leaving you in darkness. Now what?

AndrewRogue: *cling to the pillar desperately and feel down* Water still there?

SirAlexTheFirst: Yes.

SirAlexTheFirst: It's rising. Slowly.

AndrewRogue: Up. Climb up.

SirAlexTheFirst: Start making climb checks.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 6

AndrewRogue: 13

SirAlexTheFirst: 5 up, total of 10 up.

SirAlexTheFirst: Keep on going as long as you like.

SirAlexTheFirst: You fall on a 1.

AndrewRogue: "WhatamIsupposedtodonow?" *her voice and mind are starting to fail her*

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 10

AndrewRogue: 17

SirAlexTheFirst: 5 up, total of 15.

SirAlexTheFirst: (I apologize for this taking so long)

SirAlexTheFirst: You're in total darkness now.

Dark Japheth: (Its ok. I've got coffee and am ridiculously bored. Thanks for inviting me.)

AndrewRogue: (*apologizes to everyone as well*)

AndrewRogue: "IsthisitdoIloseanyway?NO!"

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 7

AndrewRogue: 14

SirAlexTheFirst: 5 up, total of 20.

AndrewRogue: How quick is the water stuff rising?

SirAlexTheFirst: You have no idea. You haven't felt it since you touched it back down there.

AndrewRogue: "Pleasesomeonespeaktalksaysomethin g..."

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 9

AndrewRogue: 16

SirAlexTheFirst: 5 up, total of 25.

AndrewRogue: "PleasepleaseHunterBandonJerrianyon e..."

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 14

AndrewRogue: 21

SirAlexTheFirst: 10 up, total 35.

AndrewRogue: No sound no light no nothing Alex?

SirAlexTheFirst: Dripping.

SirAlexTheFirst: Echoing dripping. That's it.

SirAlexTheFirst: Not even your own breath, because you're not breathing.

AndrewRogue: Does the dripping have a source?

SirAlexTheFirst: Not a single one. It's coming from all around.

AndrewRogue: ~"PLEASE"~

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 7

AndrewRogue: 14

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SirAlexTheFirst: 5 up, total 40.

AndrewRogue: Climbclimbclimbnodiewhendeadbadwant liveclimbnodie

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 18

AndrewRogue: 25

SirAlexTheFirst: 10 up, total 50.

AndrewRogue: Climbclimbclimbforever

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 14

AndrewRogue: 21

SirAlexTheFirst: 10 up, total 60.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 18

AndrewRogue: 25

SirAlexTheFirst: The darkness seems to grow deeper, and you can almost feel it resisting your progress now.

SirAlexTheFirst: 10 up, total 70.

AndrewRogue: Keep goingclimb out ofpit... *her mind almost resumes normal functioning*

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 12

AndrewRogue: 19

SirAlexTheFirst: 5 up, 75.

AndrewRogue: UP!

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 17

AndrewRogue: 24

SirAlexTheFirst: 10 up, 85.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 14

AndrewRogue: 21

SirAlexTheFirst: 10 up, 95.

SirAlexTheFirst: A glimmer of light appears over your head.

AndrewRogue: *she looks towards it hopefully...*

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 5

AndrewRogue: 12

SirAlexTheFirst: It's a hole, barely visible through the palpable darkness. You reach it now, and can pull yourself up through it with another Climb.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 6

AndrewRogue: 13

AndrewRogue: "Please... please... please..."

SirAlexTheFirst: And you're out.

SirAlexTheFirst: You're lying on a warm stone floor.

SirAlexTheFirst: It's actually cold, but warm in comparison.

SirAlexTheFirst: Whatcha doing?

AndrewRogue: *she lays gratefully as she looks around*

AndrewRogue: "Light..."

SirAlexTheFirst: Behind you is a pit of utter darkness, the one you just crawled out of .

AndrewRogue: *she'll... crawl away from that. Far away.*

SirAlexTheFirst: And behind that is a stone throne. There is a woman sitting on it. Her eyes are closed.

SirAlexTheFirst: In front of you is a bloodstained stone altar, and you can see vague walls beyond.

AndrewRogue: No apparent exits?

SirAlexTheFirst: The place is lit by rows upon rows of candles lining the walls, and you can see many paintings under and beside the candles.

AndrewRogue: (Sorry. Thought you were done -_- Ignore meeee)

SirAlexTheFirst: Straight in front of you, past the altar, is a large set of doors, which are broken. You can't see far beyond them.

SirAlexTheFirst: That is all.

AndrewRogue: And what's this lady look like?

SirAlexTheFirst: Getting that description, if you really want to study her.

SirAlexTheFirst: We could call here if you need to sleep.

AndrewRogue: Hrr... let's push it further. I'm naseatued right now. Another 45 minutes I can last.

AndrewRogue: Unless of course you want to call it. I'm trying to get my part out of the way so we can focus on the others ^_^

SirAlexTheFirst: (and if I have been nauseating you, I am greatly sorry)

Dark Japheth: Dude, go on. You have an audience, too.

Dark Japheth: I demand entertainment. :P

AndrewRogue: (My stomach's been upset all day.)

Adm H Sopko: (Once you got past the tentacle rape, no. No nausea)

SirAlexTheFirst: Aight. You can't see her very well, as the candlelight doesn't reach that far, and flickers, and you're still dead, cold, broken, and soaked with that liquid and abomination-ooze.

SirAlexTheFirst: She is wearing a sheer black dress, and is reclining on the throne. The only notable things about her are the ruby pentagram amulet around her neck, and the small ruby rod clenched in her right hand.

AndrewRogue: Lore Religion going to be appropriate here?

SirAlexTheFirst: Sure.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 8

AndrewRogue: Rank 2

AndrewRogue: +1 for Int

SirAlexTheFirst: Um. No die rolls.

SirAlexTheFirst: I'[m sorry.

AndrewRogue: Oh. Grah. Still getting used to Lore

SirAlexTheFirst: I actually wrote up the Lores today! I should give you those.

SirAlexTheFirst: And with only Religion 2, there's no way you recognize her.

AndrewRogue: *staggers towards the door then*

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 17

SirAlexTheFirst: Are you going around the alter?

AndrewRogue: The most direct way.

SirAlexTheFirst: Okay.

SirAlexTheFirst: Are you being careful not to touch it, or lingering for any reason, to look at anything?

AndrewRogue: She avoids the alter wholly yes

SirAlexTheFirst: Looking at anything?

AndrewRogue: Where the door leads.

SirAlexTheFirst: The door opens onto a long corridor, which has only an occasional candle to light it, though there are still portraits and tapestries about.

AndrewRogue: *Quietly, not turning* "Is this the way out?"

SirAlexTheFirst: Your voice sounds odd, echoing in the hallway. Nothing answers you.

AndrewRogue: *she turns uncomfortably directly towards the woman* "Excuse me... is this the way out?"

SirAlexTheFirst: She doesn't move, or say anything.

Dark Japheth: (Sneak up on her. Catch her flat footed, then slit her throat!*

Dark Japheth: )

SirAlexTheFirst: brb

AndrewRogue: *sighing as she turns around, she proceeds into the hallway*

AndrewRogue: (Strike the above actually)

SirAlexTheFirst: After about 200 feet, the hallway ends in a mass of barbed wire. There's a small opening in the middle that looks like you might be able to squeeze through, but you can't see what's beyond.

SirAlexTheFirst: Ah?

AndrewRogue: ...nevermind. Sqeeeeze through.

AndrewRogue: Aria just wants out. Out. Out. Out. Out

SirAlexTheFirst: The spines rip through your skin, but... then you fall a short distance, and find yourself in a very brightly lit place.

SirAlexTheFirst: Before you is a large, almost flat plain of yellow sand, under a blood-red sky.

SirAlexTheFirst: Behind you, if you look back, is a huge castle, of which you are on the far side of the drawbridge (which hangs over the moat of boiling red liquid, probably blood)

SirAlexTheFirst: Far in the distance, you can see what might be some stone buildings.

SirAlexTheFirst: Whatcha doing?

AndrewRogue: Trudging... dead. Untiring. Keep going. This castle is a Bad Thing (TM) in Aria's mind.]

SirAlexTheFirst: The only changes in the landscape are the occasional streak of flame shooting down from the sky, setting the sand alight for a breif time where it impacts.

SirAlexTheFirst: You';re just going straight?

AndrewRogue: Towards the buildings... avoiding these streaks of fire...

SirAlexTheFirst: It takes you nearly six hours. Your thoughts, on the way?

Dark Japheth: (...six hours of thought. Compress it down to like, five words. "Fuck, guys, this really sucks.")

AndrewRogue: A few questions of where she is... attempts to continue ignoring the pain... desperate pining to be released... and Hunter. Hunter. Hunter. Hunter. Hunteeeeeeeer... ward off despair.

Adm H Sopko: (shut up pf)

SirAlexTheFirst: That's all?

Adm H Sopko: (Aria needs to get laid)

SirAlexTheFirst: (Hey, she almost did.)

AndrewRogue: She doesn't have a lot to think about. Letting her mind wander is just going to end with her giving up.

Dark Japheth: (Holy shit, man, that was funny)

SirAlexTheFirst: Aight.

SirAlexTheFirst: After a near eternity of walking, you reach a crumbled wall, and what appears to be the remains of a city.

SirAlexTheFirst: All the buildings are blasted, scorched, and worn away. The hot wind here reminds you of the wind you felt right before you.... well, nevermind. No fire seems to fall in the ruins.

SirAlexTheFirst: Only the stone parts are left of most of the buildings.

SirAlexTheFirst: Where are you going, in here?

AndrewRogue: Yep. She'll walk into the city... "Is... is... anyone there?" *crying out*

SirAlexTheFirst: There's no answer.

AndrewRogue: "Please... there has to be someone!" *wandering forward*

SirAlexTheFirst: The city is very small, and looks.... antique, almost. It's clear that nobody has even lived here for years. Or decades.

SirAlexTheFirst: The tallest building, which still seems mostly intact, is a towering cathedral similar to the temples of Tiyreal you've seen. It's in the center of the city.

AndrewRogue: That's where she goes... holding out stupidly desperately hope because of its similarity.

SirAlexTheFirst: Outside this building, there is a small open area with many crosses - some of them wooden, the only wood you've seen here, a few stone or metal, but mostly tiny hand crosses - are stuck in the ground.

SirAlexTheFirst: They are at regular intervals, roughly 10 feet between rows and 5 between each cross in a row. It strongly resembles a graveyard.

AndrewRogue: *she looks at it blankly, grimly... really, really ironically*

SirAlexTheFirst: As for the structure itself, it is indeed a massive stone cathedral, though the construction strikes you as old.

SirAlexTheFirst: Religion 2... when you were in Asgard, did you ever visit the grand Temple of Tiyreal there?

SirAlexTheFirst: My memory is foggy.

Adm H Sopko: (I did!)

AndrewRogue: Er... I think we did. Jerri spoke with the high priest.

AndrewRogue: We were asking about that True History of Amaryllis

SirAlexTheFirst: Then, you recognize this as the exact same style that that temple was built in. It's the only building you'

Dark Japheth: And Tiyrael responded with a RESOUNDING NO

SirAlexTheFirst: ve seen even remotely like it.

SirAlexTheFirst: And in fact, it's so similar they could be twins.

AndrewRogue: *she keeps moving forward desperately, it being driven to new levels by her recognition* "Is anyone there?"

SirAlexTheFirst: Still no answer. There's nobody here.

SirAlexTheFirst: This is the center of the ruins.

SirAlexTheFirst: Whatcha gonna do?

AndrewRogue: Is it possible to enter the cathedral?

AndrewRogue: One sec... vomiting

SirAlexTheFirst: Oof.

Dark Japheth: Note to self- do not get sick

AndrewRogue: Back.

SirAlexTheFirst: Sorry... we can stop...

AndrewRogue: I think I need to.

AndrewRogue: Really badly.

SirAlexTheFirst: I didn't think this would go on so long. Aria should be dead.

SirAlexTheFirst: Well.. one thing.

SirAlexTheFirst: Are you going to by any chance enter the cathedral?

AndrewRogue: That's what I intended.

SirAlexTheFirst: Okay.

Dark Japheth: AndrewRogue: Is it possible to enter the cathedral?

SirAlexTheFirst: Wow, I comlpetely missed that.

SirAlexTheFirst: *shakes head*

Dark Japheth: *shrugs* I'm here to help.

Dark Japheth: And of course be the resident smart ass.

SirAlexTheFirst: One of the large wooden doors is open.

AndrewRogue: And I should be dead? What punches did you pull that I'm somehow still functioning? O_o

SirAlexTheFirst: So you enter.

SirAlexTheFirst: The sanctuary is... pristine, though it only contains wooden pews and an altar.

SirAlexTheFirst: And at the back, above the altar, there's a broken but still mostly intact and recognizeable stained glass window.

Dark Japheth: (He ddn't have your patron simply wave her hand and completely annihilate both you and your soul.)

SirAlexTheFirst: It depicts a paladin, in shining white armor, with a cross on his chest. It is the same window as in the grand temple, in Asgard.

SirAlexTheFirst: And Nellix is sitting in one of the front pews. As you enter, he stands up and walks toward you.

SirAlexTheFirst: On THAT note, ~~~~END~~~~

SirAlexTheFirst: Whew.

SirAlexTheFirst: You gain a level and a hero point.

Dark Japheth: huzzah

SirAlexTheFirst: Thank you very much for staying up here.

Adm H Sopko: Hooray

Dark Japheth: And thank you for continuing to entertain me.

Dark Japheth: :p

SirAlexTheFirst: Comments and questions are appreciated, but Andrew oughta go to bed.

AndrewRogue: No problem. If I'm this close to vomiting, I really think Manual Labor is out of the question.

Dark Japheth: Yes, go to sleep. Grab OJ, OJ fixes everything that crystal meth can't.

SirAlexTheFirst: You may now commence the bashing of the session.

Dark Japheth: NAAAH

Adm H Sopko: I never knew 3 hours of opposed grapples checks could fly by so fast... </end bash>

Dark Japheth: May I freely speculate in public now as to the identity of said patron? Or rather, do the little kooky dance because I was right with my admittedly third guess?

Dark Japheth: lol

Dark Japheth: Brief, and succinct.

SirAlexTheFirst: You still have no idea who the patron is.

Dark Japheth: No, I really don't.

SirAlexTheFirst: All you think you know is who the sleeping woman in the throne there is.

Dark Japheth: But I have a good guess. Or at least I know the image of the woman at her altar.

Dark Japheth: Yeh.

Dark Japheth: Its borrowing her image if it isn't really her.

Dark Japheth: Or perhaps she was borrowing her image from it.

Dark Japheth: Who knows? Who worries? All I have are my dreams and delusions, take them not from me.

Dark Japheth: :P

Adm H Sopko: May I have my cheese?

Adm H Sopko: Take not that fromst me niether!

Adm H Sopko: Seek not Lolithia in her tomb!

Dark Japheth: I wish I knew what you were saying.

Adm H Sopko: Of brother! For the grand cheese cries in hygeine lateness

SirAlexTheFirst: How about some COHERENT comments

Dark Japheth: Alrighty, you've gotten too esoteric even for me.

Dark Japheth: Uhh. Hmm.

Dark Japheth: Question.

Adm H Sopko: Partake the sooth verily my vagabond crepe!

Dark Japheth: Is the paladin pictured in the stained glass window the paladin we all know and love?

Dark Japheth: Or is it some entirely different paladin?

Dark Japheth: And of course, by "we all", I mean you and me. And people who pay attention to the world doc.

Dark Japheth: :P

Adm H Sopko: Evrain?

SirAlexTheFirst: It's not Evrain.

SirAlexTheFirst: Unless you think it is.

Dark Japheth: I see.

Adm H Sopko: It's magically whoever you want it to be

Dark Japheth: Damned interpretations.

Adm H Sopko: I think it's Hunter!

Adm H Sopko: FROM THE FUTURE

Dark Japheth: ANYWAY.

Dark Japheth: Hmm

SirAlexTheFirst: I will say that that window predates Evrain being a paladin.

Adm H Sopko: And he needs enough road to get to 85!

Dark Japheth: I wouldn't. That would mean there was a pane of glass that *wasn't* shattered when all of Asgard went into hell.

Dark Japheth: :P

Dark Japheth: But hey, you = DM

Dark Japheth: me = creepy asshole.

Dark Japheth: Hmm

Dark Japheth: Who else would fit

Dark Japheth: Nobody. Oh well.

Dark Japheth: Nobody I can think of. Who is worth mentioning

Dark Japheth: Nellix, though. Me likes nellix.

Dark Japheth: When is next game, so I can set aside some time to watch it?

SirAlexTheFirst: Not tomorrow.

SirAlexTheFirst: Cause that's LARP

Adm H Sopko: Friday?

SirAlexTheFirst: Maybe Friday night.

SirAlexTheFirst: Probably, since Stacmistress is leaving us again.

AndrewRogue: Anyway... thank you for running Alex.

Adm H Sopko: We finish this, and move on to snow White and her Lack of Dwarves!

SirAlexTheFirst: No problem.

Dark Japheth: What? Would that be Puppy?

AndrewRogue: Sorry for filling FIVE HOURS with grappling.

Dark Japheth: Or some other staci

SirAlexTheFirst: You survived.

SirAlexTheFirst: I wouldn't let you survive with any less.

AndrewRogue: I'm glad I got my wish though <_<

Dark Japheth: Did you, though?

AndrewRogue: Having the chance to not be permanently dead was indeed a serious hassel.

Dark Japheth: In Amaryllis, wishes have a nasty habit of biting you in the ass. :P

AndrewRogue: It did :p

Dark Japheth: Now you've fought a cthulhian monster in the depths of darkness

Dark Japheth: Having kicked it in the face and then falling onto it and then to the water, then climbing a hundred feet up a pillar to light

Dark Japheth: Wandered for six hours in the desert

Dark Japheth: Was it worth it? :P

AndrewRogue: I'll tell you tomorrow evening if I'm not vomiting.

Dark Japheth: lol.

Dark Japheth: Cthulhu succeeds again

Dark Japheth: Alex, have you gotten the chance to see that prestige class I got all happy and typed up yet?

SirAlexTheFirst: No

Dark Japheth: Or should I just email it to you or something. *would really like input from the guy who will likely be DMing him as he takes the class*

SirAlexTheFirst: Is it on the site?

SirAlexTheFirst: By any chance?

Dark Japheth: nope.

SirAlexTheFirst: Bleh.

Dark Japheth: Character sheet is, though.

SirAlexTheFirst: Send it to Hunter to send to me?

Dark Japheth: Mmmkay.

Dark Japheth: Hunter, be ready to accept the NAGUKORIAN ARCANE MYSTIC

Dark Japheth: :P

Dark Japheth: name, of course, will be changed when I come up with something even cheesier

Dark Japheth: I lose out on three sorc advancement levels in exchange for some rather nifty bonuses that really don't help me too much.

Dark Japheth: :P

Dark Japheth: For example, at level 5, once a month he may commune with the spirits of some of his ancestors. If they want to help him and ask him questions. And its just like the commune spell, they can lie.

Dark Japheth: :P

Dark Japheth: *let him ask them questions

SirAlexTheFirst: Got it.

Dark Japheth: Wonderful

Adm H Sopko: Christ is ANYONE over the age of 20?!

SirAlexTheFirst: Here?

Adm H Sopko: In the game

Dark Japheth: Chrome

SirAlexTheFirst: Don't think so. Well... Gorth is 21? 22?

Dark Japheth: was

Dark Japheth: What?

Adm H Sopko: aurelia is an elf that equates to 18 in Elfy years

Dark Japheth: No. I'm neither 21 nor 22.

SirAlexTheFirst: Aurelia is over 100.

Adm H Sopko: Gorth's is 19

Dark Japheth: Nope. :P

Dark Japheth: Oh

Dark Japheth: yeah

Adm H Sopko: In elfy years, Alex<G>

SirAlexTheFirst: ......

Dark Japheth: Damn, I was *sure* I'd made this one like 20.

SirAlexTheFirst: ..............................

SirAlexTheFirst: .................................................................. ........

Adm H Sopko: ?

SirAlexTheFirst: "Zao-lot".

Dark Japheth: Yes.

Dark Japheth: I know.

SirAlexTheFirst: Level 9: Third Eye.

Dark Japheth: I got the reference.

Dark Japheth: YES I DID THAT ON PURPOSE.

Dark Japheth: This class has been something I've been tinkering with, to be fair.

Dark Japheth: :P

Dark Japheth: And then I made a PC specifically with the hopes of getting in

Dark Japheth: and needed a name.

Dark Japheth: no judgy gorth.

Dark Japheth: >.>

SirAlexTheFirst: Hey, no problem. Didja know that one of the mech pilots is named Langley?

Dark Japheth: I don't catch the reference.

Adm H Sopko: Eva

SirAlexTheFirst: And that I had utterly no knowledge I was making an Eva reference at the time I did that?

Dark Japheth: I did not know that.

Dark Japheth: I also watch very little anime.

Dark Japheth: But make an accidental monty python reference, Alex

Dark Japheth: and I'll be on you like wounds on teh black knight.

Adm H Sopko: I want to find out something...

Adm H Sopko: How fast is Rock Lee in D&D terms?

Adm H Sopko: From Naruto

SirAlexTheFirst: *changes Third Eye*

Dark Japheth: As fast as a 3.0 monk with the Burst of Speed psionic feat wearing boots of striding and springing.

SirAlexTheFirst: *makes it True Seeing*

SirAlexTheFirst: Looks good.

Adm H Sopko: You've seen Naruto, Gorth?<G>

Dark Japheth: ....that works

Dark Japheth: Divine version, or arcane true seeing?

SirAlexTheFirst: Divine.

Dark Japheth: *kneels and yells praises*

SirAlexTheFirst: Gorth, have you looked at the other prestige classes I made on that site?

Dark Japheth: Yeah

Dark Japheth: I have

SirAlexTheFirst: And the one Hunter is gonna take?

Dark Japheth: Yes.

SirAlexTheFirst: 'kay.

Dark Japheth: I thought it was overpowered. Nice, awesome, cool and all, but it should have been an epic PrC. But you know what you are doing

SirAlexTheFirst: If you complain about not being as powerful as the other PCs, I KEEL YOU.

Dark Japheth: and frankly, Hunter and Aria needed overpowered PrC's. Aria had a 6 dex, man.

Dark Japheth: I will not do such a thing.

Dark Japheth: However.

SirAlexTheFirst: Well

Dark Japheth: I will likely cry when I meet untimely death by seeing what was not meant to be seen.

SirAlexTheFirst: First I point out that you're still the only arcane spellcaster.

SirAlexTheFirst: Then I KEEL YOU.

Dark Japheth: Oh, and Alex, by the way- I did something very special, or rather, didn't do something special, just for you.

Adm H Sopko: Yes! Take a look at TMOAN! It needs to be fine tuned a bit more.

Dark Japheth: I didn't figure out this guys lineage, OR come up with an evil dark secret

Dark Japheth: I'm so proud of myself

Dark Japheth: I have seen it.

Dark Japheth: THe master of all and none?

Adm H Sopko: Yes

Adm H Sopko: I call it the Timon class

Dark Japheth: Besides, look at my stats. I seem to have been one of the few who wasn't just royally fucked when it came to rolls. :P

Dark Japheth: LOL

SirAlexTheFirst: I call it Moan, and laugh.

Adm H Sopko: heh

Dark Japheth: Before this is sprung up as a surprise... the divine version of True Seeing allows me to detect alignments. Completely and without any form of deception working, if I recall. *looks it up*

Adm H Sopko: Well, other viewpoints on it are welcome. It'll be difficult to RP, so streamlining or boosting is always wonderful

SirAlexTheFirst: I know.

SirAlexTheFirst: More commentary on this session would be welcome. It is obviously a bit of a departure from the norm. Actually a lot of departure from the norm. As such, feedback is appreciated.

SirAlexTheFirst: Other than "It took too long", I know that already.

Dark Japheth: Dude

Dark Japheth: I loved it. What little I saw of it, anyway

Dark Japheth: But I try to make my commentaries as they are going on

Dark Japheth: For example, I had to make the cthulhian reference when there are tentacles and grappling and poor virginal girls oh my.

Adm H Sopko: There was very little actual RP... but thats about it. Not much you can do before you start repeating yourself in a situation like that

Dark Japheth: Yeh

Dark Japheth: It was dramatic and awesome.

Dark Japheth: If I were DM and you were a PC, you'd get a hero point for the sheer amount of description you did. For once I could actually envision the fucking strange dream world.

Adm H Sopko: ::Wonders how you will write Chrome out::

Adm H Sopko: Yes. That was nice

Dark Japheth: I will comment thus far on the campaign in general, though... you did better than I thought you would, and WAY WAY better than the first AND. :P

Dark Japheth: Its easy

Dark Japheth: Rocks fall

Dark Japheth: Only the dwarf dies

Dark Japheth: You have done well, and at the moment, my biggest gripe with the world is the Church of Christ- but its just spite, and I realize that. It makes sense within the context of the events.

Dark Japheth: *shrugs*

SirAlexTheFirst: Yeh,

SirAlexTheFirst: It really couldn't be otherwise.

SirAlexTheFirst: I mean, what, a Church of Nellix? Yeah, RIGHT, like he'd let that happen.

Dark Japheth: I figured one of two things would happen, and I was initially surprised because you picked neither

Dark Japheth: I figured Nellix would go the way of Sakhmet- just fucking NOT being worshipped, and killing most people who do worship her (at first, anyway) and telling them the TRUTH

Dark Japheth: OR he would accept that with power comes responsibility. Or something else that justifies him selling out.

Dark Japheth: What's he do with the druids, though?

Dark Japheth: If you have all the druids be Christians, I swear to GOD that I will die laughing about that one

Dark Japheth: Hey, does ANYONE have a name better than Nagukorian Arcane Mystic? I know the concept of the third eye is decidedly Hindu, but at this point, I'm looking for something that doesn't suck.

Dark Japheth: *casts Animate Chat*

SirAlexTheFirst: Oh, just call it the freakin Salubri.

Dark Japheth: I would, if the third eye had any perception powers.

SirAlexTheFirst: *is getting lunch*

Dark Japheth: Its like 7 in the morning, dude.

Dark Japheth: lol

SirAlexTheFirst: ...like, yknow, True Seeing?

Dark Japheth: Well

Dark Japheth: I mean

Dark Japheth: This class has perception powers.

Dark Japheth: Salubri's third eye is just sort of there.

Dark Japheth: No flavor. No nothing. Not even in the rare Salubri handbook do they have a PURPOSE for it

Dark Japheth: That irritates me.

SirAlexTheFirst: ...they do in the LARP continuity.

Dark Japheth: .....

Dark Japheth: Well god fucking damnit.

SirAlexTheFirst: By the way, we were both wrong about the Daughters of Cacophany.

Dark Japheth: FUCKING LARPERS GETTING ALL THE FUN

Dark Japheth: What was up with them?

SirAlexTheFirst: They're descended from Fae vampires.

Dark Japheth: ....niiice.

Dark Japheth: Although

SirAlexTheFirst: As for there being almost no RP

SirAlexTheFirst: The last 20-30 sessions have been pure RP.

SirAlexTheFirst: This was not an RP session.

SirAlexTheFirst: I did not want Miss Bond to talk.

Dark Japheth: It brings me to the question- if Fae can be embraced... what else can be embraced? Mummies? Animals I know can be embraced, even in tabletop.

Dark Japheth: Heh.

Dark Japheth: But instead of blofeld, we got the Goat With A Thousand Young

SirAlexTheFirst: Actually it was a dead baby.

SirAlexTheFirst: *repastes original description

Dark Japheth: ......oh gods.

Dark Japheth: That gives me entire new perceptions as to the patron.

Dark Japheth: But repaste, I must see all.

SirAlexTheFirst: The breathing hitches, and changes in tone. It groans, wails. You recognize it instantly, it's been pounding in your head the last few days, but now it's outside your head.

SirAlexTheFirst: Even though it is obviously dead, the breath-voice has a note of triumph as it repeats the last thing you heard. "AAAAARRRRRIIIIIIAAAAAA!!"

SirAlexTheFirst: and there's a hand grabbing the back of your neck.

SirAlexTheFirst: It moves through the water, closer to you, trying to embrace you with its other arm. A trickle of ooze dribbles out of its mouth. What are you doing?

SirAlexTheFirst: -end

Dark Japheth: Holy crap

Dark Japheth: Evil shit.

Adm H Sopko: Yep

Dark Japheth: Dead babies always equal fun, though.

Adm H Sopko: Especially when pitchforks are involved

Adm H Sopko: Or blenders

Dark Japheth: Oh, for the record, if my character in DoaMM gets more manipulative or sneaky, or evil, I'm going to have a heart attack

SirAlexTheFirst: Oh

SirAlexTheFirst: I get it

Dark Japheth: Yeh

SirAlexTheFirst: NOW

SirAlexTheFirst: you start the dead baby jokes

SirAlexTheFirst: I was waiting for those all freakin session

Dark Japheth: If I had known...

Dark Japheth: Actually, I probably would have made Soggoth references.

Dark Japheth: Since you know, Soggoth was a dead baby.

Dark Japheth: A huge evil fetus of death

SirAlexTheFirst: That's very true.

SirAlexTheFirst: You might want to think about that for a while

SirAlexTheFirst: Especially in the context of what happened afterwards.

Adm H Sopko: Did Aria just defeat Soggoth?<G>

Dark Japheth: NO.

Adm H Sopko: Heh. It had to be said

Dark Japheth: There is NO WAY I believe Aria could do what it took a redeemed demon, an epic evrain, a level 18 or so priest, Throkk and the ladder, Nellix, AND Lan to beat.

Dark Japheth: As well as various and sundry others

Dark Japheth: Like the celestial chorus

Adm H Sopko: Well, it's just the paste that remains of him after they got through with him

SirAlexTheFirst: Actually Nellix and Throkk could have done it by themselves...

SirAlexTheFirst: That was the EASY boss fight

Dark Japheth: I highly doubt that one. Soggoth was without a doubt the most difficult encounter I think you guys had.

Dark Japheth: Didn't nearly everyone die or get so ridiculously close that it was unthinkable?

SirAlexTheFirst: Like heck. Nellix blew off like 75% of its HP with the staff.

Adm H Sopko: AND RPGmon!

SirAlexTheFirst: All of the things Evrain did at the end was technically overkill.

Dark Japheth: Evrain never told us the HP total of the beast

Dark Japheth: Or told me, anyway.

SirAlexTheFirst: You can't GUESS?

Dark Japheth: I could, but I know I'd be wrong.

Dark Japheth: What was it, 6,666?

SirAlexTheFirst: Drop a six.

Dark Japheth: Just 666 HP?

SirAlexTheFirst: We didn't do that much to it.

SirAlexTheFirst: *nod*

Dark Japheth: Thats.

Dark Japheth: Fucking.

Dark Japheth: Nuts.

Dark Japheth: No, because Throkk was droppnig regular 50's

SirAlexTheFirst: Nellix blew it up for like 400 and Evrain and Throkk were hitting for about 100 each.

Dark Japheth: Evrain was whomping on it like mad

Dark Japheth: Repeatedly

Dark Japheth: You were Cosmic Spearing out the wazoo

Dark Japheth: Astaroth was swiping and slashing for about 30 a hit, and he hit about twice each full attack

SirAlexTheFirst: It effectively had more than that because it had a crazy wad of DR and regeneration 100.

Dark Japheth: True that

SirAlexTheFirst: AND RPGmon?

Dark Japheth: Whats RPGmon?

SirAlexTheFirst: ...

SirAlexTheFirst: ..........

Dark Japheth: Maybe I'm dumb.

Dark Japheth: Or maybe its just late and I need another cup of coffee

SirAlexTheFirst: RPGmon = pokemon only you pick RPG characters.

Dark Japheth: I... see....

SirAlexTheFirst: It's pretty fun.

Adm H Sopko: godlike random!

SirAlexTheFirst: You need a good reference for stats and a fair ref.

*OnlineHost*: Adm H Sopko rolled 1 14-sided die: 8

Adm H Sopko: I got Chromeus!

Dark Japheth: The character, or the PC? I wouldn't use chrome. Technically he killed Karnage, yeah, but that last hit was for what, like 30? :P

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 14-sided die: 12

Dark Japheth: Whats the 1d14 for? Goddamn, I'm dumb for this.

Adm H Sopko: Well, for RPGmon we use the rankings list in the DL to choose who we get.

SirAlexTheFirst: Random godlike character from the world document.

SirAlexTheFirst: What's 12?

Adm H Sopko: I was joking

Adm H Sopko: I made up the number and the result arbitrarily

Dark Japheth: It'd be 1d11

Adm H Sopko: 12 is GREEEEL

Dark Japheth: 1) Chrome

Dark Japheth: 2) Johan

Dark Japheth: 3) Evrain

Dark Japheth: 4) Emily

Dark Japheth: 5) Astaroth

Dark Japheth: 6) Throkk

SirAlexTheFirst: 1d11

Dark Japheth: 7) Glasya

SirAlexTheFirst: yeah

Dark Japheth: 8)Keikeru

Dark Japheth: 9) Ceredryn

Dark Japheth: 10) Grag

Dark Japheth: 11) Nellix

SirAlexTheFirst: No1

SirAlexTheFirst: !

SirAlexTheFirst: 1d12.

SirAlexTheFirst: 12) Lan

Dark Japheth: Right

Dark Japheth: Why isn't he in the world doc, by the way?

Dark Japheth: :P

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 12-sided die: 6

Dark Japheth: He was my favorite out of you guys

Dark Japheth: THROKK VERSUS... KEIKERU

*OnlineHost*: Adm H Sopko rolled 1 12-sided die: 5

Dark Japheth: Wait, make that Astaroth versus throkk

SirAlexTheFirst: Throkk. Declaring 10 foot ladder for equipment.

Adm H Sopko: Umm... NO FREAKING CLUE!

Dark Japheth: Astaroth had at the end...

SirAlexTheFirst: .... not much.

Dark Japheth: The Sword of Light, the Sword of Darkness, his own blade Morcalim, the Shield Sanglant

SirAlexTheFirst: Reroll. Bad match. Throkk outclasses him in every way.

Dark Japheth: The Sword of Light and the Sword of Darkness were awesome, he would have dual-wielded it

Dark Japheth: Not true

Adm H Sopko: Beh

Dark Japheth: I just rolled poorly when I was supposed to whomp on Throkk

SirAlexTheFirst: Yeah, but you got pussified by endgame. Unless you want to use that form scaled up, I guess.

*OnlineHost*: SirAlexTheFirst rolled 1 12-sided die: 5

Adm H Sopko: How useful will Timon be for an end class...

SirAlexTheFirst: Very.

SirAlexTheFirst: See that last power there?

SirAlexTheFirst: The one that lets you steal any power from anyone?

Adm H Sopko: Yep

Adm H Sopko: The DC seems low... guess I just need to hope for the best

Dark Japheth: Whats your charisma mod?

Adm H Sopko: still an uber ability if it gets pulled off

Adm H Sopko: +1

Dark Japheth: Ok, so I see it as 21. If you are level 20 once you finish the class

Dark Japheth: Since it says hit die. Not class levels. </nitpicky>

Dark Japheth: Otherwise, 16

Dark Japheth: But yeah, an exceedingly useful ability

Dark Japheth: Insane, in fact

Adm H Sopko: It also makes me morph into that person and take on their bonuses and penalties

Adm H Sopko: Hey!

Adm H Sopko: Unfamiliar Talent would allow Hunter to be a Mechwarrior!

Dark Japheth: lol

SirAlexTheFirst: ....why yes, I pointed that out when you were talking about it the other night

Adm H Sopko: Musta missed it

SirAlexTheFirst: It also doesn't specify that the target must be able to use the ability they have.

SirAlexTheFirst: You could morph to Nellix and use Seal Fate.

SirAlexTheFirst: Theoretically.

Adm H Sopko: Yes, I realized that

Dark Japheth: If he let you.

SirAlexTheFirst: Well actually no...

Dark Japheth: RIGHT

SirAlexTheFirst: They have to be humanoid right?

Dark Japheth: Humanoids

Dark Japheth: Yeah

SirAlexTheFirst: Pity.

Adm H Sopko: If Nellix let him?

Dark Japheth: You could use it on Astaroth, and get his soul abilities.

Dark Japheth: Which were, if not totally effective, incredibly awesome.

Dark Japheth: You have no idea how many times he'd do things like...

Dark Japheth: Grow to enormous size... wrestle with the leviathan

Dark Japheth: FROM INSIDE ITS THROAT

Adm H Sopko: I think I'll make a Harmonixer PrC

Adm H Sopko: For some other time

Adm H Sopko: Yuri Hyuga powar! Rwar!

SirAlexTheFirst: I'd force you to name him Urmnaf Bort.

Adm H Sopko: Fine<G>

Adm H Sopko: I can get my own Bort novelty license plate from the gift shop

Dark Japheth: Heh

SirAlexTheFirst: ....oh, dear.

Adm H Sopko: That is, if they aren't sold out already

Adm H Sopko: Heh!

Adm H Sopko: Thats a funny concept

Adm H Sopko: An AND Gift Shop!

Adm H Sopko: You've ridden the ride, now buy the crap associated with the ride!

Dark Japheth: Look, its a plush Hummer!

Adm H Sopko: Ode de Aria perfume!

Dark Japheth: And action figures based on the PC's!

Dark Japheth: I, for one, want a Verity action figure.

Dark Japheth: And perhaps even a bandon one. It would have detachable arms.

Adm H Sopko: Bandon, now with Kung-Fu-Grope action!

Dark Japheth: Alright, I must go.

Dark Japheth: Good night.

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Adm H Sopko: Hunter (Harem not included0

Adm H Sopko: And this Nellix one that really fires Cosmic Spear from his hands!

SirAlexTheFirst: ....

SirAlexTheFirst: .........

Adm H Sopko: Why stop there?

SirAlexTheFirst: Nellix..... really does fire Cosmic Spears from his hands....

Adm H Sopko: And this Jerri themed stepping stool!

Adm H Sopko: And WOW! My own Gnome Telemarketer!

Adm H Sopko: Beanie Baby Shadow and Ava!

SirAlexTheFirst: ............

SirAlexTheFirst: So.... wrong....

Adm H Sopko: Bandon brand condoms!

Adm H Sopko: Aurelia's Own Heart Clutch Candy1

Adm H Sopko: The perfect gift for this Valentine's Day!

SirAlexTheFirst: SO... WRONG....

Adm H Sopko: Verity! Puddle of Goo version sold seperately

SirAlexTheFirst: And of course, Aria comes with her very own baby doll.

Adm H Sopko: Rock'em Sock'em Dwarves! Starring Karn and Jerri!

SirAlexTheFirst: *commercial of little girl opening box to find dead baby creature* Actual size!

Adm H Sopko: HEH

Adm H Sopko: Put the Hunter figure into warm water to reveal FALL DAMAGE

SirAlexTheFirst: The Reece figure comes with its own plush Fang! AWWWW whozzacutelilbundlalurv OOOH!!!!

Adm H Sopko: And of course, Lea Realdolls!

Adm H Sopko: Aria AND Lea Realdolls

Adm H Sopko: Hmm

Adm H Sopko: What other money can we make whoring out the AND license?

SirAlexTheFirst: Ew.

Adm H Sopko: THE AND CARD GAME! IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-DUEL

SirAlexTheFirst: Ew ew ew.

SirAlexTheFirst: NO to the Aria and Lea realdolls.

Adm H Sopko: Heh

Adm H Sopko: The first 10 people admitted get a limited edition platnum foil card!

Adm H Sopko: "Transmute to Nellix" Use on fully leveled Hunter for EXTRA POWER

SirAlexTheFirst: Ummm... they errata'd that out. Sorry.

SirAlexTheFirst: I like how "Greedo shoots first? Not in MY DVD player!" is the second most popular option on the GameFAQs poll.

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