You have just entered room "Amaryllis New Dawn."

Avatar of Soul has entered the room.

Avatar of Soul: Yo.

SirAlextheFirst: Yo.

Adm H Sopko has entered the room.

MysteryGiIgamesh has entered the room.

MysteryGiIgamesh: AOL=T3h scr3wy.

MysteryGiIgamesh: And hello, all.

SirAlextheFirst: In AD 2003, D&D was beginning.

Adm H Sopko: Yo

MysteryGiIgamesh: An explosion sounds.

MysteryGiIgamesh: "What that?!?"

Adm H Sopko: 4 torches were lit

Avatar of Soul: SOMEONE SET UP US THE BOMB

MysteryGiIgamesh: "Sir! Someone set us up the bomb!"

Adm H Sopko: 4 bells were rung

MysteryGiIgamesh: "What you say?"

Adm H Sopko: And the winner sacrificed the vanquished into the heavens

MysteryGiIgamesh: Turn screen on!

Avatar of Soul: I SAID SOMEONE SET UP US THE BOMB. DON'T SPEAK YOU ENGLISH?

SirAlextheFirst: *ignores infidels getting quotes wrong*

MysteryGiIgamesh: Heh.

Adm H Sopko: Me?

SirAlextheFirst: Main chat turn on.

Avatar of Soul: Gil, its....

SirAlextheFirst: What happen, guys?

Avatar of Soul: !!

Avatar of Soul: Not

Avatar of Soul: !!

MysteryGiIgamesh: Good evening, gentleman. I am CATS

SirAlextheFirst: How are you gentlemen !!

Avatar of Soul: ALrighty

Avatar of Soul: Recap?

Avatar of Soul: :P

MysteryGiIgamesh: All your base are belong to us.

MysteryGiIgamesh: You are on your way to destruction!

Adm H Sopko: My name Professor Daravon is, yes? Glad I am to meet you

SirAlextheFirst: Somebody set up our player base the bomb.

MysteryGiIgamesh: "WHAT YOU SAY!!"

Avatar of Soul: Ohhhh... Sopko, that was BAD

MysteryGiIgamesh: "You have no chance make your time."

Adm H Sopko: Good bad or bad bad?

MysteryGiIgamesh: Take off every ZIG!

MysteryGiIgamesh: You know what you doing!!

MysteryGiIgamesh: Move, "ZIG!". For Great Justice!

Avatar of Soul: Bad bad.

Avatar of Soul: As in...

Avatar of Soul: Thats like stabbing a weak spot.

SirAlextheFirst: Well, I was trying to actualyl make sense with the quotes and convey information but it ain't workin

Adm H Sopko: I actually did write an entire article in Daravonese

MysteryGiIgamesh: Crap. I'm lagging.

MysteryGiIgamesh: Badly lagging, I think.

SirAlextheFirst: So, yeah. Good evening, thanks for coming, how are you and where the tuna is the rest of the group?

MysteryGiIgamesh: I'll brb.

Avatar of Soul: You misspelled Fuck.

MysteryGiIgamesh has left the room.

Avatar of Soul: :P

Avatar of Soul: You still got Chrome's number?

Adm H Sopko: http://www.bobbincranbud.com/rp gi133.htm

Adm H Sopko: Read my Delita caught article. Fluent Daravonese<G>

MysteryGiIgamesh has entered the room.

Avatar of Soul: Delita caught. *sigh*

MysteryGiIgamesh: Danke. :D

MysteryGiIgamesh: Delita is a wanker. :P

Avatar of Soul: DUH.

Avatar of Soul: Delita- "My sister died, so I'm going to manipulate a war, the church, and power hungry mongrels, even my best friend, so that I can be proclaimed king."

MysteryGiIgamesh: http://www.ffcompendium.com/cha ra/tdelita-a.jpg

Avatar of Soul: Balmafuda- "...I hate people like you."

Avatar of Soul: Beautiful.

MysteryGiIgamesh: http://www.ffcompendium.com/cha ra/tdycedarg-a.jpg

MysteryGiIgamesh: http://www.ffcompendium.com/cha ra/t-orlandu-a.jpg

Avatar of Soul: :P

Avatar of Soul: Lich class > all.

MysteryGiIgamesh: http://www.ffcompendium.com/cha ra/t-agrias-a.jpg

SirAlextheFirst: Sorry bout that

MysteryGiIgamesh: http://www.ffcompendium.com/cha ra/talma-a.jpg

SirAlextheFirst: People came to the ol door

SirAlextheFirst: Core presentation

MysteryGiIgamesh: Presentation?

SirAlextheFirst: What do we know? What do we believe? What therefore should we do?

MysteryGiIgamesh: We know that people kill stuff.

MysteryGiIgamesh: We believe that we shouldn't kill stuff.

MysteryGiIgamesh: And we should kill stuff anyway, because we're hypocritic bastards. :"D

MysteryGiIgamesh: *watches US blow shit up to protect thier oil investments* Wheee! We're patriotic. :P

SirAlextheFirst: Ah, Ivalicians and their lack of noses.

MysteryGiIgamesh: Yes.

SirAlextheFirst: Aaaaaaaaaaaaanyways

SirAlextheFirst: Where's VSM?

SirAlextheFirst: Where

SirAlextheFirst: s Popi?

SirAlextheFirst: Where'

SirAlextheFirst: s OK?

MysteryGiIgamesh: Chrome is online?

SirAlextheFirst: Where's the enter key and why do I keep hitting it?

MysteryGiIgamesh: Is chrome even in this? >_>

MysteryGiIgamesh: *has forgotton*

SirAlextheFirst: Oh right

Chromeus18 has entered the room.

SirAlextheFirst: Popi's NOT in this and Chrome IS

SirAlextheFirst: Eh heh heh, I knew that

Adm H Sopko: VSM is missing... odd...

Avatar of Soul: We know that human nature can be horrible. We believe it can change with strong influence. Therefore, we should attempt to figure out what appeals to us in the horrible side of human nature...

Chromeus18: whoops, i need to change to AIM

Chromeus18: brb

Chromeus18 has left the room.

Avatar of Soul: and see if we can find more beneficial and productive means of exploiting the darkness and wickedness in our natures.

MysteryGiIgamesh: I just need a girlfriend. Or at least a girl who will show up when she promises to. (-_-i0

MysteryGiIgamesh: *)

SirAlextheFirst: That's great, Gorth. Now relate it to our Core readings.

MysteryGiIgamesh: The Core says...

Avatar of Soul: What were they?

Avatar of Soul: :P

Avatar of Soul: *might have read SOME of it and can therefore STILL pull this off*

MysteryGiIgamesh: The core says Mr. T is your new God. >_>

Avatar of Soul: New? Mr T got austed by Schwarzenegger.

MysteryGiIgamesh: Bow before the almighty T and his van!

Avatar of Soul: Why? Mr S runs for governer.

Chromeus18 has entered the room.

Chromeus18: wheee!

MysteryGiIgamesh: And pity the foo' that bust's T's van!

Chromeus18: *puts on Jerry suit*

SirAlextheFirst: The Core readings were Beloved, The Sparrow, Othello, and A Yellow Raft in Blue Water.

MysteryGiIgamesh: *puts on pantsless suit* :D

Avatar of Soul: Othello.

Avatar of Soul: Alrighty.

Avatar of Soul: I hated beloved so I'll just stick to good old Billy Shakespeare.

MysteryGiIgamesh: We read Othello....I think. Shakespeare, correct?

SirAlextheFirst: Mr. T? In this chat? Oh boy.

Avatar of Soul: Anyhoo.

MysteryGiIgamesh: Game? >_>

SirAlextheFirst: http://people.cornell.edu/pages/slp 29/ayt.html

MysteryGiIgamesh: I recieved the crescent moon, dancing in the castanents, as the end will come so soon, in the land of twilight...

Avatar of Soul: Othello, and all of venetian society, is an example of how one can defeat the darker sides of human nature by succumbing to reason.

MysteryGiIgamesh: .hack music=Freaky.

Avatar of Soul: And not being an uncivilized bastard who gives in to jealousy.

Adm H Sopko: .hack music = good

MysteryGiIgamesh: I know.

MysteryGiIgamesh: Freaky and good.

MysteryGiIgamesh: *is listening to the second .hack//SIGN soundtrack* Grrr....I still need the first one..

Avatar of Soul: Iago is the corrupter. He's a modern capitalist, to be honest.

MysteryGiIgamesh: The opening theme song is so addictive. >_>

Avatar of Soul: He could represent the "newer" values that are so self destructive.

Adm H Sopko: The ED is better

SirAlextheFirst: YOU HAVE THE SECOND HACK SIGN OST

MysteryGiIgamesh: Yes.

SirAlextheFirst: I love you

Avatar of Soul: While Othello is the modern man who tries, desperately, and ends up failing, at being civilized.

MysteryGiIgamesh: Heh.

MysteryGiIgamesh: I also have a .hack//LIMINALITY OST. Two of them, in fact.

SirAlextheFirst: Your computer sucks.

SirAlextheFirst: I hate you.

MysteryGiIgamesh: One is a mini-disc.

MysteryGiIgamesh: Only has 4 tracks.

MysteryGiIgamesh: But it's still cool lookin'.

MysteryGiIgamesh: And has good music, heh./

Avatar of Soul: lolo

Avatar of Soul: l.

MysteryGiIgamesh: Well, if you bought the special edition DVD's, you'd have the soundtracks. :D

MysteryGiIgamesh: The newest one has the .hack//GIFT soundtrack, I think...

Avatar of Soul: See, kids? Man-prostitution isn't always bad. It gets you anime!

MysteryGiIgamesh: Heh. I'm no man whore. ;P

Avatar of Soul: Uh huh.

MysteryGiIgamesh: If I were, I'd be laughed at.

Avatar of Soul: No, actually

Avatar of Soul: The only reason you no longer make money like that is because of your damn coupons.

MysteryGiIgamesh: ...Coupons?

Avatar of Soul: *sighs*

Avatar of Soul: Inside joke that I just realized none of you would get

MysteryGiIgamesh: Anyway....Game?

SirAlextheFirst: Good question

SirAlextheFirst: Game?

Avatar of Soul: Oh, its THAT game! Where we say a random noun and then add a question mark.

Avatar of Soul: Sword?

MysteryGiIgamesh: The correct answer is "Yes".

SirAlextheFirst: No. Game?

Chromeus18: Cat?

Adm H Sopko: I got game, buck!

MysteryGiIgamesh: Yes!

Chromeus18: we gots game

MysteryGiIgamesh: And apple crisp. Mmm...

MysteryGiIgamesh: *munches on some*

SirAlextheFirst: Translation, do y'all want game, or not cause people ain't here

MysteryGiIgamesh: I want game. :D

Adm H Sopko: I want game

MysteryGiIgamesh: I had a bad day, so I need a game. (-_-i)

Avatar of Soul: I want game.

Avatar of Soul: Gorth want game. Gorth smash Chrome's cat if gorth no get game.

Avatar of Soul: No, not just gorth.

Chromeus18: all your game are belong to us

Avatar of Soul: I'm Solomon Gorthy.

MysteryGiIgamesh: Solomon Grundi want pants too!

Avatar of Soul: YES

Avatar of Soul: SOMEONE GOT IT

Avatar of Soul: <3 GIL

MysteryGiIgamesh: I love that commercial, hehe.

Chromeus18: all i want is a decent pair of pants!

SirAlextheFirst: All right then

MysteryGiIgamesh: A DECENT PAIR OF PANTS!

Chromeus18: ok, we were in a random pub deciding our next course of action

MysteryGiIgamesh: Oddly enough, I really do need a decent pair of pants. Like two of mine have holes in them. >_>

Chromeus18: don't ask lex luthor >_>

MysteryGiIgamesh: (Heh.)

Avatar of Soul: I'm ridiculously overpaying the bar wenches.

SirAlextheFirst: RECAP

MysteryGiIgamesh: *is fully reclined within his chair, just sipping some water*

SirAlextheFirst: The caravan reached Mortok, and went to the Temple of Gabriel.

SirAlextheFirst: Called was a servant of Gabriel who had great no-can-be-kill mojo going. Some people don't believe your story about the archers from nowhere.

Chromeus18: they lost their pants when they found out

SirAlextheFirst: High priest man gave you all a lot of money and told you that Called probably wanted you all to do something, but you can go do whatever you want,

SirAlextheFirst: Young priest freaked out, barfed and burninated himself.

Adm H Sopko: Take THAT Will!

SirAlextheFirst: And then it was now.

Chromeus18: when was then?

SirAlextheFirst: ~~~~~~GEH!~~~~~~~

Avatar of Soul: *continues smiling at all the barflys, trying to catch their eye*

Chromeus18: *sits back at a table with an ale in front of him*

SirAlextheFirst: A few of them smile back, a few of them scowl, some hurridly retreat as if frightened

MysteryGiIgamesh: *is fully reclined within his chair, just sipping some water*

Adm H Sopko: ::Tips his chair back gently, staring up and the cieling and trying to think of their next move::

Chromeus18: *approaches the bar*

Chromeus18: "Oy, barkeep!"

Avatar of Soul: *ever so slightly tipsy from the mug of ale*

Avatar of Soul: "...so.. hunter... where are you from?"

MysteryGiIgamesh: "......Me.....?"

SirAlextheFirst: *to Jerri* "Eh?"

Adm H Sopko: "Well, I can't really say I'm from anywhere. I was born in Asgard, but my family has always moved around"

Chromeus18: "Do ye have any news of fairly recent attacks on tradin' caravans?"

Avatar of Soul: (He's a canadian barkeep. He probably watered down the ale.)

MysteryGiIgamesh: (A Canadian barkeep would increase the alcohol content, not water it down!)

Chromeus18: (a Canadian barkeep would serve you moosepiss)

MysteryGiIgamesh: (Heh.)

SirAlextheFirst: "Ayup."

Adm H Sopko: "Fairly recent... up until a few days before I met you gentlemen"

Avatar of Soul: (Its AYUH. Don't you read any steven king?)

Adm H Sopko: ((DAMN YOU PAKON!!!))

Chromeus18: "Please, do tell then laddie"

MysteryGiIgamesh: *he exhales slowly, his eyes lazily moving about the room&

MysteryGiIgamesh: * *

SirAlextheFirst: *shrugs* "Ain' nothin what ta tell. Them caravans go out, them don't go in. Find em all burninated later."

Chromeus18: "Hmmm... Where do ye find 'em at?"

Adm H Sopko: "Well... the Goom caravan from Gelendar to Penobscot was hijacked for the third time... no one still knows why it keeps happening, since it's been pretty random. They can't afford to give it up though, since it's one of their

Chromeus18: (Goom? are we in the mushroom kingdom now? :P)

Adm H Sopko: most profitable roads and the Gooms have been in a slump, as you know. The Yardalions are paranoid as all hell, so they'll never let a caravan get hijacked like that... aside from the recent bridge accident with one of the main

Adm H Sopko: Yarovan caravans, nothing really happened... they've stayed away from the big three lately and have been going after smaller groups like the Freemans and Basriols... and Silva, I guess...

Adm H Sopko: "

Chromeus18: "Well, I'm plannin' on findin' out whoe'er be behind these robberies"

Avatar of Soul: "So, how did you get to working here, maiden?" (to a serving wench)

Adm H Sopko: ::Hunter shrugs:: "Meh... it's a fact of life to traders. A drive to stamp out raiding groups always ends in failure."

SirAlextheFirst: "I came in and asked for a job. Why? Do you want to work here?"

Chromeus18: "Bah on that! M'lord Tiyrael stamps his mighty foot on failure! And I plan to stamp me foot on some bandits!"

Avatar of Soul: "No, I was just wondering how such a pretty maiden such as yourself came to work here."

Chromeus18: (Gorth, stop being Chrome :P)

Avatar of Soul: *smiles, flashing way too many white teeth*

Avatar of Soul: (I'm not chrome. :P)

Avatar of Soul: (At all.)

MysteryGiIgamesh: (He's me. o_O)

Avatar of Soul: (Yeah except I'm not gay.)

Adm H Sopko: "It's not that they fail... in fact, a hundred odd years ago they actually succeeded in taking down every last organized bandit group supposedly... but within 10 years more just popped up"

MysteryGiIgamesh: (Funny. :P)

SirAlextheFirst: "I walk."

Chromeus18: "Well I'm not talkin' bout 100 years ago, I'm talkin' bout now."

Avatar of Soul: *continues smiling, but Queklain grits his teeth at this womans impossible lack of any social skill or talent*

MysteryGiIgamesh: *looks to Queklain* "....Looks like she........Has a sharp wit......"

Avatar of Soul: "You are extremely witty. I am sure you could get a job as a bard somewhere."

Avatar of Soul: (OMG WTF)

MysteryGiIgamesh: *nods at the serving girl* "Bravo...."

Avatar of Soul: "Indeed, Jacynth."

SirAlextheFirst: "...huh? Why?"

MysteryGiIgamesh: *smiles lightly, and reclines further in his chair, tilting his head back, closing his eyes*

Avatar of Soul: "Ah, nothing. Nevermind me, I'm just some old elf."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "It is......Hard to explain......."

Avatar of Soul: "Could you bring me some wine? Preferably dark, but either will work."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "And he......." *motions with his head towards Queklain* "....Is not so.....Old....

Adm H Sopko: "100 years ago, 100 years from now, nothing's gonna change the nature of a bandit. There will always be some, even if you kill every last one"

Chromeus18: "Tis a good bit of optimism ye got there, Hunter..."

SirAlextheFirst: "You don't look old." *walks off puzzled and brings you some dark wine*

Chromeus18: *plops down into his seat*

Adm H Sopko: "Heh. I guess you could say that"

MysteryGiIgamesh: "I'm not so........Ancient myself...."

Avatar of Soul: "I'm over one hundred and thirteen years old, m'lady."

Avatar of Soul: "Ancient to you humans, but I'm still extremely young for my race."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "Not even......."

Chromeus18: "So what do ye plan to do lads?"

MysteryGiIgamesh: "Some humans......Can live as......Long as those of the.....Blood.....If they posses the......Faculties for the Craft...."

MysteryGiIgamesh: *inhales slowly, savoring the air*

Avatar of Soul: "Or can call in favors with deities."

SirAlextheFirst: The server just looks at Queklain oddly, blinks, turns around and walks to another table. Her tail twitches behind her.

Avatar of Soul: Tail?

Avatar of Soul: :P

MysteryGiIgamesh: (Catgirl?)

Adm H Sopko: CATGIRL!

Chromeus18: (Nuku Nuku!)

MysteryGiIgamesh: (Must....Bed....Catgirl...)

Avatar of Soul: (See, I think I would have noticed that. NEXT bar we visit, I'm getting NPC character sheets from everyone in the bar so this kind of thing doesn't happen again. :P)

SirAlextheFirst: (Excuse me, I just knocked over a huge pile of stuff laughing at y'all)

MysteryGiIgamesh: (Heheh.)

SirAlextheFirst: And no, it's a slim tail, not easily noticable from the front.

Adm H Sopko: ((Feh. You can have the catgirl))

Adm H Sopko: ((I have my own goals))

MysteryGiIgamesh: (Yay for catgirls.)

SirAlextheFirst: This is Penobscot. There are few humans here.

Avatar of Soul: *sips wine, until he's about halfway finished*

MysteryGiIgamesh: *draws back his mug, sipping the last bit of water away*

Avatar of Soul: "Jacynth? I can't possibly finish this. Would you care to drink it, and give this tip to the maid? I'm going to my room to trance for a while."

Avatar of Soul: (*pops an exstasy tablet*)

Chromeus18: *slams the rest of his ale down*

MysteryGiIgamesh: "Mm.....I do not need......Your drink, but.......I will make sure she recieves......Your gift...."

Avatar of Soul: *hands the slow breathed one ten goldpieces*

Adm H Sopko: ::Closes his eyes and goes back to thinking::

Avatar of Soul: "Will you make sure I am not disturbed?"

MysteryGiIgamesh: "Hmm....? I am not within.....Charge of the rooms.....That you will have to......Take care of by yourself...."

MysteryGiIgamesh: *sets the money Quek gave him beside his empty mug, and rests his head back once again, the only sound made being his breathing*

Chromeus18: *folds his arms* "Ye sure be a boring bunch..."

Adm H Sopko: ::He snickers, but otherwise doesn't open his eyes:: "Better than the bunch that already went to sleep"

MysteryGiIgamesh: "Not......Boring...." *he says, closing his eyes slowly* "Just......Taking life as it......Shall come...."

Avatar of Soul: brb

Chromeus18: "So what ye plan to do tomorrow?"

MysteryGiIgamesh: "I do not......Know.........Just.....To follow you, I should.....Suppose..."

Adm H Sopko: "Well, we have to continue on, supposedly... looking for signs like the ones that brought us together and such

Adm H Sopko: "

MysteryGiIgamesh: "Mmmmm....."

Chromeus18: "Signs? What kinda signs ye be chatterin' about?"

MysteryGiIgamesh: "The only.....Lights Within The Dark.......In a Dream that was......Not..." *laughs lightly*

Chromeus18: "I know exactly why I'm here. I just dunna know what course of action to take..."

Adm H Sopko: "I was direct to that inn by someone"

Chromeus18: "I was directed here by m'Lord Tiyrael

Chromeus18: "

MysteryGiIgamesh: "I have.......Explained......My little tale.....So.....You know why....I am here....." *he breathes in, exhaling slowly, shifting within the chair ever so slightly*

MysteryGiIgamesh: "Such an odd......Texture of....These chairs...."

Chromeus18: "Mayhaps ye should visit a temple, lad"

Avatar of Soul: (Back)

Avatar of Soul: (I'm going to go into large long pretyped descriptions/soliloquoys.)

Avatar of Soul: (Any objections? If so, I'll take it to IM.)

SirAlextheFirst: (Die, core presentations, die)

MysteryGiIgamesh: "....Why............?"

Chromeus18: "Ye jest don't.... seem normal"

Adm H Sopko: ::Sighs in frustration:: "I hate my life..." ::WHAM! Bangs his head on the table once::

MysteryGiIgamesh: (Is it because I sound mystical and not entirely connected to the world? ^_^)

Avatar of Soul: (None? Alright.)

MysteryGiIgamesh: (Or something. Heh.)

Adm H Sopko: ::Keeps his head on the table::

Avatar of Soul: Queklain enters his room, shuts the door behind him, and then locks it.

MysteryGiIgamesh: "I.......Am normal......For one of.....The Blood..."

Avatar of Soul: He immediately rips off his shirt, and gazes down at the two things on his RIPPED chest in a small mirror he has.

Adm H Sopko: ROFL

Avatar of Soul: First, the silver holy symbol of Luthien, clear, and shining as bright as day, almost as if it were polished every day.

Avatar of Soul: Beneath that is a mass of scar tissue... or perhaps a nasty flesh colored tattoo. It is scarred, and scabbed over at least a little bit. Perhaps it was a scab, but then picked at.

Avatar of Soul: But then looking at the shape, it can't have been an accident. It looks like a brand, a sharpened Ankh with a large smear of blood in the hole at the top. A spider (or scorpion) crawls down the center of the scar.

Adm H Sopko: ((He's a Luthien Gold Club member. Only given to people who've nailed her 100 times or more))

Avatar of Soul: The tiny scorpion, Belphegor, climbs out of the shirt pile on the bed, and then onto the nighttable.

Avatar of Soul: Queklain then utters whispers, in his native tongue, elven.

Avatar of Soul: "So, Gabriel. I am one of your chosen, then? According to that priest, I am, anyway, but if you are as big a liar as you probably are, then I'm not."

Avatar of Soul: "But Called saw me. He saw my scar, he saw the ankh carved into my chest, and I have reason to believe you sent me the dream of the bitch telling me to trust you."

Avatar of Soul: Queklain looks up to the sky.

SirAlextheFirst: (That was BAD, Soppy.)

Avatar of Soul: "I applaud that tactic, although it failed miserably."

Adm H Sopko: ((I know))

Avatar of Soul: "I trust you not, and indeed, you KNOW you can't trust me. But you have made a terrible mistake, Gabriel. You have chosen me. I hate and loathe the very idea of you."

Avatar of Soul: "It makes me physically sick to comprehend your twisted malicious desire in choosing me. But I do thank you that Called died. I think you are behind it, and it saved me the trouble of having to kill him."

Avatar of Soul: "He saw through me. No matter, he couldn't have died by my hand, you would have seen to it. Or you DID see to it."

Adm H Sopko: ((Whee... angsty villain!))

Avatar of Soul: (Nah, not really angsty.)

Avatar of Soul: (Well, yeah, but only in private.

Avatar of Soul: "I stand opposed to you, and Luthien, and I see my destiny as this- even if you have chosen me for great tasks, I will always serve the darkness, lord Shaitan, and the lady Sakhmet before all else."

Avatar of Soul: "Whatever plans you have for me will just have to cause more pain than goodness. But such is the nature of this flowery world we live on- for every act of supreme good, an act of darkness must cancel it out."

Avatar of Soul: "No hard feelings, big guy. I am CERTAIN that with your incredible mercy and forgiveness, you understand my point."

Avatar of Soul: The last bit was said with more than a little bit of sarcasm.

Adm H Sopko: "You know what I dislike?" ::He mumbles out to the others::

Avatar of Soul: Queklain removes the silver necklace, the holy symbol of luthien, from his chest, and holds it in his hand. A rather unique smell begins to come from the hand, with small bits of smoke.

MysteryGiIgamesh: "....What...?"

Chromeus18: "Hittin' ye head on a table of wood?"

Avatar of Soul: "...I am forsaken by you, and by all the trinity. Probably even Nellix. And I equally forsake all of you. May your graves be spat upon by the children you all so love."

Adm H Sopko: "People who talk too much... or just don't give enough damn clues to what you're supposed to do..."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "Life is too.....Long.....To worry over something.......As simple as.....Hate..."

Avatar of Soul: Theelf then removes the holy symbol, which has burned itself into his palms. He sets it down on the nightstand, gently, with burned palms (with tiny bits of blood trickling from the cracks).

Avatar of Soul: Last, Queklain takes out a single rose, made of some clear material. Glass... no. Its carved solid from a piece of crystal. He places that beside the holy pendant on der nachtisch, and then lays down..

Avatar of Soul: preparing to enter his trance.

Avatar of Soul: (</end soliloquoy)

Chromeus18: "Aye? I tend not to hate most things. But it's in me family to be easily annoyed."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "Ahh......"

Adm H Sopko: "I suggest we all go to sleep... we've got a long day ahead of us tomorrow. Plus it seems dreaming may help some of us..." ::Looks to Jacynth::

MysteryGiIgamesh: *looks back at him, head limp* "I do not.....Expect dreams......I should not.....Have dreamed...."

Chromeus18: "I second yer thought lad. Mayhaps somethin' will come up tomorrow"

Adm H Sopko: "Well we're sort of grasping at straws here, aren't we?"

MysteryGiIgamesh: "....I do not have.....Much to grasp at....." *a quirky smile*

Avatar of Soul: (Or... much air to breathe... in this place...)

MysteryGiIgamesh: (:P)

Chromeus18: "G'nite to ye all... and may Tiyrael bless ye all in yer sleep"

Chromeus18: *goes to his room*

MysteryGiIgamesh: (If you actually heard me speak, he doesn't sound like he's out of breath. It's more like he pauses inbetween saying things.)

Adm H Sopko: "See you in the morning, friend." ::He stands, heading to his own room as well::

MysteryGiIgamesh: *hangs around at the table for a while more, seeing to it the serving woman gets her tip from Quek*

MysteryGiIgamesh: *nods*

Avatar of Soul: (Or... many thoughts... it takes me... seconds for each... sentence fragment...)

MysteryGiIgamesh: (:P)

MysteryGiIgamesh: (brb, all.)

SirAlextheFirst: She comes back around, after a while. "Is there anything else I can get you, sir?"

SirAlextheFirst: (or not)

Chromeus18: (wait, he's talking like WILLIAM SHATNER)

Avatar of Soul: (lol)

MysteryGiIgamesh: (Oh, wait.)

MysteryGiIgamesh: "Hmm....? No...."

Avatar of Soul: (Oh thats even better.)

Adm H Sopko: ((A quick tuck! DO IT!))

MysteryGiIgamesh: "I am.....Fine......As I can be...."

Avatar of Soul: (brb)

MysteryGiIgamesh: *puts within her hands the gold* "This...."

Chromeus18: (Jacynth is now WIlliam Shatner. that's who i picture speaking.)

MysteryGiIgamesh: "Is from the other of.........The Blood.....He told me to see to it.......That you recieved this...."

MysteryGiIgamesh: (I HATE STAR TREK! >_

Avatar of Soul: (Nevermind, I'm here.)

Adm H Sopko: ::Lays down and sleeps, waiting for morning::

SirAlextheFirst: "Huh, what? We don't carry blood, sir. You'd have to go down the street for that."

Avatar of Soul: (Down the street, eh? Penobscot doesn't suck nearly as bad as I thought it might.)

MysteryGiIgamesh: *smiles slightly* "I meant.......The other.......Elven man....."

MysteryGiIgamesh: *has forgotten that most within the world outside of his own do not speak quite the same in reguards to the elven people*

Chromeus18: *prays, sleeps, bathes, etc.*

MysteryGiIgamesh: (now, brb.)

Avatar of Soul: (Indeed, even I don't speak the same way as you, you weird elf. But I've been in human society too long.)

Chromeus18: (he's one of those psychotic elves)

SirAlextheFirst: Queklain is thus interrupted as he is preparing to trance by a knock on his door.

Chromeus18: (Avon calling!)

Avatar of Soul: *whispers to himself* "... I told that fucking retard to make sure I wasn't disturbed. Didn't I? Oh well. Should have asked someone relatively competant."

Avatar of Soul: *shakes head, puts on shirt, then puts on his impossible smile, opening the door*

Avatar of Soul: "Hi. Who is it?"

SirAlextheFirst: It's the serving girl, of course.

Adm H Sopko: ((Cue porno music))

Chromeus18: o_O

Chromeus18: (her: Hi, i've got something for you. it starts with G and ends in -onorrhea)

SirAlextheFirst: She holds out her hands, filled with your gold. "Is there something I can get you?"

Adm H Sopko: (("Go to the room next door" Heheh))

Avatar of Soul: "No thank you, it was just a tip."

Avatar of Soul: "A gratuity."

Chromeus18: (i think she's gonna give Quek a gratuity now)

Avatar of Soul: (Nah.)

SirAlextheFirst: She stares blankly, then jolts. "Oh! I'm sorry, sir, I didn't recognize you as one of those. Thank you, sir."

Adm H Sopko: ((ROFL))

Chromeus18: (gorth = PWNED)

Avatar of Soul: "One of those? One of those what?"

SirAlextheFirst: *turns and hurridly leaves, her tail flicking back and forth rapidly*

Avatar of Soul: "Wait!"

Avatar of Soul: "...one of those what?"

SirAlextheFirst: *turns back around*

SirAlextheFirst: "Uh, special customers... you know... cause... this is supposed to be a tenth of what you spent here, right?"

Avatar of Soul: "Typically. I like to be generous, though."

Avatar of Soul: "My apologies for possibly alarming you."

SirAlextheFirst: "Huh?"

Avatar of Soul: "Nevermind, I'm pre-emptively apologizing."

Avatar of Soul: "Keep the money. I certainly don't need it."

Avatar of Soul: "What is your name?"

SirAlextheFirst: "Er, okay. My name is Askama. Are you sure you're all right?"

Avatar of Soul: "Yes, I'm fine."

Avatar of Soul: "...sleep well, Askama."

Avatar of Soul: *heads back to bed*

Avatar of Soul: (Brb.)

Adm H Sopko: ((You have made my list!))

SirAlextheFirst: *walks away, thoroughly puzzled*

MysteryGiIgamesh: (Back.)

SirAlextheFirst: (Someone made some list of Soppy's.)

MysteryGiIgamesh: (Hehehe. Whoring catgirls.)

Chromeus18: (shoulda sent Nuku Nuku to Jacynth's room :P)

MysteryGiIgamesh: (....Whoo hoo!)

Adm H Sopko: ((Or Soppy's<G>)

MysteryGiIgamesh: *eventually rises, slowly, from his seat at the table, and walks graciously to his room*

Chromeus18: and now i think we're all sleepin

SirAlextheFirst: Yep.

MysteryGiIgamesh: *sets himself into an indian-style position as he enters, and clears his mind, entering trace*

Chromeus18: "zzzzZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzz "

Chromeus18: ^-loud dwarven snore

MysteryGiIgamesh: *is up again four hours later, and returns to the same table at the bar, and relaxes*

MysteryGiIgamesh: (Less sleep needed is fun. Wheee!)

Avatar of Soul: (Back)

Avatar of Soul: (Oh, by the way- she wasn't whoring herself, she just had ABSOLUTELY NO WISDOM)

MysteryGiIgamesh: (She was whoring herself. Note how she said "Special" customer.)

Adm H Sopko: ::Awakens about 9 hours later, heading back to he table::

Avatar of Soul: (She was going to give me my change.)

Avatar of Soul: (:P)

Adm H Sopko: ((of clothes))

Chromeus18: *wakes up and meets up at the table subconsiously, like in a good RPG*

Avatar of Soul: (Naah. My womanizing will NOT involve tails my first time)

MysteryGiIgamesh: (Heh.)

SirAlextheFirst: Nothing at all interesting or unusual happens during the night.

SirAlextheFirst: So, right, next morning.

MysteryGiIgamesh: (Except for the HOT SEX ROXX0RZ OMGWFTLOL!111!11!!!!!!111 ONE!!1")

Avatar of Soul: Not even during third shift?

Avatar of Soul: What kind of Amaryllis is this

MysteryGiIgamesh: (XD)

Chromeus18: we don't have Galdar in the party gorth

Avatar of Soul: Oh yeah

Avatar of Soul: ;_;

Chromeus18: things only happen when he's around

Avatar of Soul: Anyway

Avatar of Soul: Morning

MysteryGiIgamesh: *waves at the others nonchalantly as they arrive, sipping another mug of water*

Adm H Sopko: "Did anyone think of anything last night?"

Avatar of Soul: "Yes."

Avatar of Soul: "I think I need another drink."

Avatar of Soul: Bar still open?

MysteryGiIgamesh: "I keep......Forgetting.....How long those......Not of the Blood......Tend to sleep...."

SirAlextheFirst: Bar's always open!

Avatar of Soul: Yay!

Avatar of Soul: I'm going to buy a large portion of wine.

Avatar of Soul: Then immediately drink half of it.

Avatar of Soul: Preferably a gallon or so.

Chromeus18: "Not a thing." *flags down Quek's server and gets breakfast*

Avatar of Soul: Is the catgirl still around?

SirAlextheFirst: She is not.

Avatar of Soul: Damn.

MysteryGiIgamesh: (She was busy "servicing" another customer, I'd bet.)

Chromeus18: (this is Amaryllis, it was Luthien in disguise)

Adm H Sopko: "Well... I had somewhat of an idea last night"

Chromeus18: "Aye?"

Avatar of Soul: "I'll be right back. I have yet to see the wonderful of this city."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "....And it.....Was.....?"

Avatar of Soul: I'm going to head outside, and see if I can figure out where to get that blood.

Avatar of Soul: Gather information check?

Adm H Sopko: "Jerry, you're a priest of Tiryael, correct?"

SirAlextheFirst: Yep, Gorth.

Chromeus18: "Aye, in service to m'Lord Tiyrael"

Avatar of Soul: I'm going to take ten.

Avatar of Soul: Because I want to find it, badly.

Chromeus18: *awaits his ham and eggs to arrive!*

SirAlextheFirst: All right then.

Avatar of Soul: And I don't want to faile.

MysteryGiIgamesh: (We only serve green eggs and ham, here...>_>)

Chromeus18: (it's FAILE gorth)

Adm H Sopko: "Then you would know whether the rumors of an avatar of Tiyrael being in Penobscot are true or not, right?"

SirAlextheFirst: There's a place down the street called 351, which apparently will serve blood

Avatar of Soul: I head into that place. See what they've got.

Chromeus18: "Ye mean Throkk? He was born here, and raised this land up from ruin so many years ago... I dunna know if he be hangin' around at the moment though"

Adm H Sopko: "I see..." ::He goes back to thought::

Chromeus18: where's my BREAKFAST?!?

SirAlextheFirst: You're the only elf inside 351.

SirAlextheFirst: Tis a dark place with a rough looking crowd.

Avatar of Soul: I'm kind of used to that. Mostly humans, I guess? Or orcs, or gnolls, this IS penobscot, you know.

Avatar of Soul: Or catguys? *shudder*

SirAlextheFirst: No, no humans either.

SirAlextheFirst: Orcs, harpies, gnolls, catpeople, and stranger races still.

Chromeus18: CATPEOPLE

Adm H Sopko: "Well... regardless of whether we know or not... maybe seeking out this... Throkk was it? for advice would be the best thing to do... he is an avatar, as Called was."

Avatar of Soul: Its like the cantina in star wars.

Adm H Sopko: ((Sweet))

Avatar of Soul: I head to wherever it seems they are serving drinks.

SirAlextheFirst: That would be the bar.

Avatar of Soul: :P

Avatar of Soul: "...I heard you serve blood in here." (to the bartender) "...may I inquire as to what type of blood?"

Chromeus18: "We can ask the temple of Tiyrael then. I dunna how much help he could offer though...."

Chromeus18: *still waits for his ham and eggs*

Chromeus18: (someone needs a foreman grill in this pad)

SirAlextheFirst: "Whatever kind you're in need of, more or less."

Adm H Sopko: "Niether do I... but we're gonna end up wandering aimlessly if we don't have a plan. This will at least give us a short term goal"

SirAlextheFirst: Jerri's meal's arrived

Avatar of Soul: "Wonderful. I would like... half a gallon... of human blood. Preferably from a child. How much?"

MysteryGiIgamesh: *order's something random from the menu*

Chromeus18: "Ah! A finer feast i've not seen since i awoke!"

Avatar of Soul: (If they are talking transfusions, I'm going to kill every last bartender I meet.)

MysteryGiIgamesh: (Literally, something random, heh.)

MysteryGiIgamesh: "Mm...."

Chromeus18: (Jacynth is served a piano)

Avatar of Soul: (Make a wisdom check, dc 13)

Avatar of Soul: (Or roll d%)

Adm H Sopko: ::Orders steak and eggs with Jacynth's order::

SirAlextheFirst: "A dollar, same price's any drink."

Avatar of Soul: *hands him a dollar*

Chromeus18: *in no time his meal is gone*

SirAlextheFirst: The barkeep disappears into a back room, and returns a few moments later bearing a large tankard brimming with what looks like human blood, presumably from a child.

Chromeus18: "Ah... So we should be headin' to the House of Tiyrael"

Avatar of Soul: "Thank you, good sir. It was a pleasure doing business with you."

MysteryGiIgamesh: *eats slowly, whenever his meal arrives*

Avatar of Soul: Alright. Do I have about a half gallon?

Adm H Sopko: ::Tears through his meal like Jerry does::

SirAlextheFirst: Yep

Avatar of Soul: The gallon of wine I had earlier? THat I drank half of? Yep, I'm going to fill that jug which I hope isn't clear. If it is, I'll manage.

Avatar of Soul: Then I'll return to the group, with a BIG FAT SMILE on my face.

MysteryGiIgamesh: "....Such haste....Should savor your meals..."

Avatar of Soul: Which is a genuine smile, not the fake one I usually have.

Chromeus18: "Not much time to eat when there's the good work to be done!"

Adm H Sopko: ::Something unsettles him about Quek today, but he can't put his finger on it::

Avatar of Soul: "So what are you guys up to?"

Avatar of Soul: You notice that Queklain's green eyes are twinkling with merriment.

Adm H Sopko: "Well... we've sort of got an idea of what to do next"

Chromeus18: "Good morn to ya lad, and may Tiyrael bless ye on this day"

MysteryGiIgamesh: ".....Hmmm....." *inhales deeply*

MysteryGiIgamesh: *exhales slowly*

Avatar of Soul: "May Luthien shine her grace upon you."

Chromeus18: "So are we all ready to hit the hard road lads?"

Avatar of Soul: "Where are we going, again?"

Chromeus18: "The House of Tiyrael, lad, so that we might find where Throkk is"

MysteryGiIgamesh: "So.....Shall we be off.....Then...?"

Avatar of Soul: "...is this the place with the hall of heroes? Whatever its called, the one with statues of the warriors of hope?"

Chromeus18: (is it? Alex?)

SirAlextheFirst: (No..... o_O)

Avatar of Soul: (Penobscot was built on old gelendar. That was always my assumption.)

Avatar of Soul: (Oh well. Your world now.)

Avatar of Soul: Nix my last comment.

Avatar of Soul: (Anyhoo.)

Avatar of Soul: "...Temple of Tiyrael, then? Alright."

Chromeus18: *stands and leaves x amount of dollars for the meal on the table*

SirAlextheFirst: (go back and look at the map, dude :P)

Adm H Sopko: ::Does the same, heading up to his room to get his stuff and heading right back down::

MysteryGiIgamesh: *follows suit with the others*

SirAlextheFirst: However much you want to leave, Chrome. The servers tell you not to worry, you gave them more than enough money yesterday to cover this as well

Chromeus18: then i just keep it :P

Chromeus18: and i'll donate it to the temple of Tiyrael when we arrive

Chromeus18: about $20

SirAlextheFirst: Very well then.

Chromeus18: (this isn't like Mormon church is it? where i have to tithe 10% of my income? >_>)

Avatar of Soul: I'm not going into the temple, instead, I'll just marvel at such a diverse city!

SirAlextheFirst: The Temple of Tiyreal here is an odd one indeed - it is majestic and staid in its building, as all of his temples are, but this one seems... more organic in nature, somehow.

Avatar of Soul: And because I'm deathly afraid someone will cast a divination at me.

SirAlextheFirst: There are, of course, the requisite giant armored paladins at the doors.

Chromeus18: "Ye're not comin' in, lad?"

SirAlextheFirst: And they stop you all.

Adm H Sopko: ::Turns to Jerry, expecting him to speak::

SirAlextheFirst: "Who are you all and what is your business here?"

Avatar of Soul: "No, I'm not going in. I... had a falling out a while ago. I don't know if I'm still welcome in the church."

Chromeus18: "Oy Chosen, a grand day to ye. Me name is Jerriford Stullbin, in service to the Lord Tiyrael"

Avatar of Soul: "I'm Queklain Il'phuk'ihr, and I'm not staying, I'm just walking my friends to the door. Keep doing your job, knights of tiyrael! Fight evil where you find it."

Avatar of Soul: *leaves, stays at least a hundred feet from any paladins*

Chromeus18: "These be my travellin' mates fer the time bein"

Avatar of Soul: (sixty foot limit on Detect Evil!)

MysteryGiIgamesh: "I am....Jacynth Dornkirk.......Just......A follow of this.....Entourage."

MysteryGiIgamesh: *followerr

MysteryGiIgamesh: *follower

MysteryGiIgamesh: (Damned typos.)

SirAlextheFirst: "And your business?"

MysteryGiIgamesh: "....Hmmm........."

MysteryGiIgamesh: *an eye falls upon Quek*

Chromeus18: "We wish to inquire upon Throkk, if he would let us. There has been problems within the church of Gabriel..."

SirAlextheFirst: "Yes. We have heard. That is why we are reluctant to let you inside."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "Excuse me....."

SirAlextheFirst: "?"

MysteryGiIgamesh: *slowly walks towards Queklain*

Adm H Sopko: "Wait... let me get this straight... you won't let one of your own clerics inside this temple?"

Avatar of Soul: "Hi."

Adm H Sopko: ((let even))

Avatar of Soul: "Jacynth? You not welcome in Tiyrael's presence, either?"

Adm H Sopko: ((Wait.... NM))

Chromeus18: *shows his holy symbol* "As you can see, I am of the devoted to Tiyrael. Ye need not worry about me."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "I am.....Welcome wherever any.....Are to be welcomed....."

Avatar of Soul: (Ok, my character needs cigarettes. Just to light one now would be perfect.)

SirAlextheFirst: "Brother Jerriford is allowed in, of course. The rest of you... would have to provide much better reason than that."

Chromeus18: "And me mates are trustworthy, as far as I know em, and I'll be held responsible in case anything goes awry, which will surely not happen"

MysteryGiIgamesh: "But....You......"

Avatar of Soul: *smiles* "...what?"

Avatar of Soul: Wisdom check!

*OnlineHost*: Avatar of Soul rolled 1 20-sided die: 14

*OnlineHost*: MysteryGiIgamesh rolled 1 20-sided die: 11

MysteryGiIgamesh: 13 or so.

Avatar of Soul: (That was for me, not you.)

MysteryGiIgamesh: (Oh. >_>)

MysteryGiIgamesh: ".....What have....You done....?"

Avatar of Soul: *sudden realization dawns on Queklain's face as he realizes he's in the presence of an elf who understands the full significance of his name*

Avatar of Soul: All traces of a smile have left his face.

Chromeus18: "So, what say ye, Brother Paladins?"

Avatar of Soul: "Do you have any clue how little that narrows it down?"

MysteryGiIgamesh: (Here comes a bloodbath. >_>)

Avatar of Soul: "It was unfairly given to me by my... elders. And my father, especially."

MysteryGiIgamesh: ".....I know only......That your name......Is one of.....Much disgrace.....Enough to consider you.....Unblooded...."

MysteryGiIgamesh: *he looks at him carefully, with a level gaze*

MysteryGiIgamesh: "Such a title......Is never given......Unfairly...."

Avatar of Soul: "Hence why many of my actions are deemed hasty, and why I really don't give a flying fuck about my heritage."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "Such a title....Is earned...."

SirAlextheFirst: One of the paladins lifts his gauntlet, points at Queklain and Jacynth, and remarks, as wry as a paladin can get, "That's why you're not coming inside."

MysteryGiIgamesh: *shakes his head*

Avatar of Soul: "Oh, perhaps it was earned. Maybe! But I still don't believe that fully."

MysteryGiIgamesh: (I freak out paladins? Cool!)

Chromeus18: "Bah!" *heads over to Quek and Jacynth*

Avatar of Soul: "I have renounced my past, and while I am physically as much elf as you, socially, I'm a human."

Adm H Sopko: ::He takes Jerry's arm:: "Wait"

MysteryGiIgamesh: "Maybe....Not even physically......Of the Blood...."

Avatar of Soul: "No, that isn't right either. I suppose.... no."

Chromeus18: "Aye?"

MysteryGiIgamesh: *looks at him quizzically*

Avatar of Soul: *takes a small sip from his jug*

Adm H Sopko: ((Grabs even)) "It should only take one of us to get the information we need. Go inside without us. If they do not trust us, then there is nothing we can do"

Avatar of Soul: "Ah. Wine. Perhaps the one thing I truly cherish of my elven existence."

Avatar of Soul: "Would you like a sip?"

Chromeus18: "Eh, if'n ye wish. I wished for us all to see the grandness of this temple though"

MysteryGiIgamesh: "No...."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "I am content.....For now...."

Chromeus18: *heads inside the temple, if the paladins let him*

Avatar of Soul: "I call it... Sanguinus Sine Qua Non."

Avatar of Soul: *replaces it at his side*

MysteryGiIgamesh: (And that means? Blood something something....)

Chromeus18: blood with somethin

Avatar of Soul: "Ah. The paladin pointed at me. I told the dwarf that I did NOT under any circumstances want to have divinations cast at me."

Avatar of Soul: "They likely all know, now. But they won't believe it. A wonderful masquerade, don't you think?

MysteryGiIgamesh: "So....."

Adm H Sopko: ::Walks over to the two::: "Looks like we just have to wait, now"

Avatar of Soul: "I'm sorry that they wouldn't let you in on my behalf."

Avatar of Soul: "I sincerely apologize, Hunter."

MysteryGiIgamesh: *his head lull's over at the others* "His name.....Is not one.....That is associated with anything......That could bring any.....Fortune..."

Chromeus18: so am i inside? or did the paladins hate me?

SirAlextheFirst: Jerri's inside

SirAlextheFirst: I'm watching the scene out here :P

MysteryGiIgamesh: "He is.....Disgraced......Or worse....."

Avatar of Soul: lol

Adm H Sopko: ::He shrugs:: "Don't worry about it. As long as we get what we need it doesn't matter"

Avatar of Soul: "Worse. I'm forsaken."

Chromeus18: ok, we'll cut to me when we're ready

Avatar of Soul: "Please shut up about it now, it makes me slightly uncomfortable."

MysteryGiIgamesh: *shakes his head, slowly, looking at Hunter* "No...."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "You do not.....Quite comprehend...."

Adm H Sopko: ::Blinks:: "Am I... intruding on something, here?"

Avatar of Soul: "A little bit of elven."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "And within.....This languge.....I do not believe there exists.......A word.....To describe it...."

Avatar of Soul: "There is, in the elven tongue."

Avatar of Soul: "You aren't as familiar with the tongue of humans as I."

Avatar of Soul: "Xaxas."

Avatar of Soul: "It means... shunted."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "No.....You...."

Avatar of Soul: "And many other things, but basically, that is what I am. Shunted."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "Belie the severity.....Of it all, Queklain..."

Adm H Sopko: ::Is now totally confused::

Avatar of Soul: "I told you to shut... the fuck.. up." Queklains smile, which had returned earlier, finally screws up into a complete expression of apathy.

MysteryGiIgamesh: *his gaze slowly returns to Queklain* "No......"

Adm H Sopko: ::Feels the urge to quietly slink away::

Avatar of Soul: (Don't! I need witnesses!)

MysteryGiIgamesh: *his body is lax, bearing the same odd calm it always does, despite the harsh language of Quek*

Avatar of Soul: "If you INSIST on being so open mouthed, please do me the polite courtesy of doing so without managing to irritate me and bring up a past I'd rather forget.

MysteryGiIgamesh: "The past.....Is as the present....."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "At least.....With those of the Blood.....The past....Is as tangible as such...."

Avatar of Soul: "I already stated it makes me uncomfortable to discuss my past. Unlike other elves, I seem to have been blessed with a rather human quality."

Avatar of Soul: "I can see the past, accept it, and move on, not dwell on it."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "It is not....Dwelling upon it....."

Avatar of Soul: "We have god knows how many fucking years. Why worry about all of them?"

MysteryGiIgamesh: "Forgetting it....Is refusing to accept.....Your past..."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "And also.....Attempting to hide.....The past...."

Avatar of Soul: "Nah."

Avatar of Soul: "I accept my past as part of me."

Avatar of Soul: "It happened when I was only a hundred and one, only barely capable of independent rational thought. Do you have no regrets?"

MysteryGiIgamesh: "Then.....You embrace something......That is a stain.....Upon both yourself....And....Your immortal soul..."

Avatar of Soul: "A stain only to elves."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "No...."

Avatar of Soul: "There are those in this very town who would accept and appreciate me."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "The stain.....Is deep...."

Avatar of Soul: "Simply because my race happens to frown upon it means nothing."

Adm H Sopko: ~Man... maybe I should talk to the paladins... they'd be more pleasant company at the moment~

Avatar of Soul: "I came from Perenolde, Jacynth."

Avatar of Soul: "Where were you from, again?"

MysteryGiIgamesh: "Ru'Wiae....."

Avatar of Soul: "Right. A town that in my hundred and thirteen years on this planet, I've never heard of."

Avatar of Soul: "Judge me not because the elves of my home are... unforgiving, as it were."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "I do not.....Place judgement upon you.....That others saw......Fit to bestow such.....A surname, to you....Judgement has already been rendered......It would seem..."

Avatar of Soul: "Do you know why I was exiled?"

MysteryGiIgamesh: "...There are....Many reasons as to why.......But......If I had...." *he inhales, deeply*

Avatar of Soul: "Go on, guess."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "To place.......My observations....To a point....It would be an act no less......Than murder.....For that title....To become part of your name..."

Avatar of Soul: "Ha. If I had just murdered someone, I'd have been killed."

Avatar of Soul: "No, I caught soul rot."

Avatar of Soul: "Do you know what that is? Its a really, really nasty disease."

Avatar of Soul: Queklain reaches into his robes, and pulls out the crystal rose.

MysteryGiIgamesh: ".....It is still murder......Even if what is being killed......Is you...."

Avatar of Soul: He looks at it absentmindedly, twirling.

Avatar of Soul: "Do you know how you catch it?"

Avatar of Soul: *twirling the rose.

Avatar of Soul: Not like PRANCING ABOUT LIKE A MORON.

MysteryGiIgamesh: "....Mmm.......You mistake....My speech......For incompotence?"

MysteryGiIgamesh: "Or rather....The way.....I live...?"

Avatar of Soul: "No. I'm asking you how you catch soul rot."

Avatar of Soul: "Because if anyone knew, I wouldn't have been exiled."

Adm H Sopko: ::Slowly backs away from the two arguing elves, walking to the wall of the temple and leaning against it, sighing in relief that he is away from them, but still a great bit disturbed at what he heard::

MysteryGiIgamesh: (Oh, whoops. I thought what you said after thw twirling part Quek said. >_>)

MysteryGiIgamesh: (Ignore those two lines I said then, heh.)

Avatar of Soul: "They all thought I'd... infect... the others somehow. I was cast out. They knew that association with devils could sometimes cause soul rot."

Avatar of Soul: "That wasn't the case with me, because I genuinely do not know how I caught it."

Avatar of Soul: "I was sick. Large portions of my skin began falling off."

Avatar of Soul: "And they cast me out, gave me a wicked surname, because they assumed I'd been cavorting with Satan."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "...The deterioration....Of the soul....."

Avatar of Soul: "No, its inappropriately named."

Avatar of Soul: "Sanity is the first thing to go, you know."

Avatar of Soul: "Anyway."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "Especially an immortal soul......Such as of the Blood all bear....."

Avatar of Soul: "I was thrown out for having this sickness, and left to die in the wilderness. I survived, because soul rot isn't lethal."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "Does mean......Only the darkest....Of things....."

Avatar of Soul: "I'm completely free of the disease, now..."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "....No........"

Avatar of Soul: "But I don't quite know how I got it. As it remains, I am a victim of circumstance."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "Even the smallest......Contamination......Wou ld linger....."

Avatar of Soul: "Then I suppose I might still be carrying it, then."

Avatar of Soul: "Are you frightened?"

MysteryGiIgamesh: "And something.....Such as that.....Would not appear....From mere circumstance..."

MysteryGiIgamesh: *shakes his head* "No....."

Avatar of Soul: "It did."

Avatar of Soul: "I can't explain it. If I could, I would."

Avatar of Soul: "But I can't. Such is my life, Jacynth. I am exiled, and presumed dead by my community."

MysteryGiIgamesh: *sighs heavily*

Avatar of Soul: "Shut up."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "You are......"

Avatar of Soul: "...shit. I'm sorry. Keep going, wasn't talking to you."

MysteryGiIgamesh: ".....A danger to......All around you...."

Avatar of Soul: *puts the rose away*

Avatar of Soul: "But Called could see me."

Avatar of Soul: "I have been chosen by Gabriel. I like to think that it is perhaps because of my circumstances."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "From what......I have heard.....Called saw those......Chosen, as it were.....But....Chosen by what...?"

Avatar of Soul: "Only chosen of Gabriel."

Avatar of Soul: "The god of forgiveness, mercy, and healing."

Avatar of Soul: "See a coincidence?"

MysteryGiIgamesh: "I am unsure.....As to what to see.....For appearences.....Can be a most.....Eloquent decievence...."

Avatar of Soul: "All masks eventually fall, Jacynth."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "....They do.....And what will remain....When yours is stripped away.....And what is left of the soul.....Of a Blooded who is not....Is shown....That.....Is the question...."

Avatar of Soul: "One day, you shall see me unmasked."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "...I already......Have...."

Avatar of Soul: "I pray for you to survive that day, Jacynth. I am done here explaining my shitty hand dealt to me by life and fate."

Avatar of Soul: "No. You think you have, but you have not."

Avatar of Soul: "One day, I shall show you."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "No....I have....."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "Just as....You have.....Seen mine..."

Avatar of Soul: "I will return to the inn to drink."

MysteryGiIgamesh: *a slight grin*

Avatar of Soul: "And I have seen very little of you."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "No...."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "You just....Do not know.....What to make....Of what.....You......See...."

Avatar of Soul: "Have fun. Without me there, the paladins will probably let you in. Their divinations can sense... the rot."

Avatar of Soul: "Perhaps I can't."

Avatar of Soul: "In time, that will change."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "It may...."

Avatar of Soul: "But there are things about me you do not know, nor do you want to know."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "It may not...."

Avatar of Soul: "I'm going to look for a brothel. This conversation was a total downer."

Avatar of Soul: "Actually, I'll flip a coin."

Avatar of Soul: "Drinking, or unattached sex?"

Avatar of Soul: "Heads, brothel. Tails, drinking."

*OnlineHost*: Avatar of Soul rolled 1 2-sided die: 1

MysteryGiIgamesh: (XD)

Avatar of Soul: "What do you know. Brothel it is."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "A......Waste....."

Avatar of Soul: "I'll be at the inn by the time the others may need me."

Avatar of Soul: Gather information check to find a brothel?

Avatar of Soul: :P

Avatar of Soul: ...that would be open at noon?

MysteryGiIgamesh: *turns slowly to the others, pivoting upon his heels, after Quek is gone*

SirAlextheFirst: Heh.

SirAlextheFirst: There are none.

Avatar of Soul: ...what kind of town is this?

Avatar of Soul: No brothels?

SirAlextheFirst: No, no brothels.

Avatar of Soul: Ah well. Drinking it is.

SirAlextheFirst: This is a town in Amaryllis.

MysteryGiIgamesh: "....He is...."

Avatar of Soul: There were ALWAYS brothels when Chrome needed women.

Avatar of Soul: ..he just picked up bar chicks.

Avatar of Soul: :P

Chromeus18: yep!

Avatar of Soul: Oh well. Damn you people and your morals.

SirAlextheFirst: There sure were. That was back in the days when the world was EVIL.

MysteryGiIgamesh: *his brow creases slightly* "....I cannot....Think of a word.....Within this language.....To describe it..."

Chromeus18: you can probably find some orcpies willin to give it up though

MysteryGiIgamesh: "But....Keep an eye......Upon him...."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "He is.....A most ill......Of omens...."

Avatar of Soul: I return to my room, work on some poetry, drink some blood wine, and talk to Melanie.

MysteryGiIgamesh: "One of the Blood.....Who is not of the Blood...."

Avatar of Soul: Or just curse at gods.

Avatar of Soul: Coin flip!

*OnlineHost*: Avatar of Soul rolled 1 2-sided die: 2

Avatar of Soul: Curse at the gods it is.

SirAlextheFirst: Roll me a spot check.

*OnlineHost*: Avatar of Soul rolled 1 20-sided die: 11

Avatar of Soul: 14!

MysteryGiIgamesh: (...And no one responds to me. >_>)

Chromeus18: *is in the temple*

SirAlextheFirst: Heh.

MysteryGiIgamesh: (But Sop is there....Sorta...>_>)

Avatar of Soul: Heh

Adm H Sopko: ((And I left you to to lean against the temple wall))

MysteryGiIgamesh: (Well, then....) *walks over and tells him the above* :P

Adm H Sopko: "I.... guess..."

SirAlextheFirst: So

SirAlextheFirst: NM, go on

Avatar of Soul: (It just takes Gil ten minutes cause he talks like an athsmatic)

MysteryGiIgamesh: (I am not an athsmatic. :P)

Avatar of Soul: (No but you talk like one!)

MysteryGiIgamesh: (I wish you could hear me actually talk, because then you wouldn't be able to make fun of the speech pattern I developed for him. ;P)

Avatar of Soul: (OH WELL.)

Avatar of Soul: (Anyway enough OOC)

Adm H Sopko: (Exit, Jerry)

SirAlextheFirst: All right then.

Chromeus18: go me?

SirAlextheFirst: Yep

SirAlextheFirst: Go you

Chromeus18: *enters the temple, and looks around for the high priest*

Chromeus18: is it awe-inspiring?

Adm H Sopko: (... You didn

Adm H Sopko: 't do this in IMs?)

SirAlextheFirst: It's a temple of Tiyreal. It is indeed awe-inspiring.

SirAlextheFirst: (I've been busy)

Chromeus18: (i'll be quick, unlike those guys :P)

Adm H Sopko: (Ah...)

Chromeus18: *is in awe*

Avatar of Soul: (Chromeus- the two minute man)

MysteryGiIgamesh: (Yes, Alex has been real busy, right Alex? Alex: *fap fap fap* "Right!")

Chromeus18: (hey, this dwarf's got 18 con >_>)

MysteryGiIgamesh: (XD)

*OnlineHost*: SirAlextheFirst rolled 15 999-sided dice: 105 689 668 942 22 851 523 875 550 254 220 976 967 613 583

Chromeus18: so do i find the high priest?

Chromeus18: or am i struck dead by DM lightning?

Avatar of Soul: Gil takes twice that much damage for his cheek.

MysteryGiIgamesh: (Heh. :P)

SirAlextheFirst: Gil takes that much damage. Gorth takes twice that much for upstaging. Jerriford finds the high priest easily.

MysteryGiIgamesh: (XD)

Avatar of Soul: (;_;-)

Avatar of Soul: (...grah. ;_; )

Chromeus18: whee!

Chromeus18: "Hello, your Priestliness" *bows slightly* "Me name's Jerriford Stullbin, hailin' from the temple of Asgard"

SirAlextheFirst: He does not move or even glance at you. "I know who you are."

Chromeus18: "..Ye do? I dinna know I was so known.."

SirAlextheFirst: "I pulled your file when word about the death of Gabriel's servant got around."

Chromeus18: "..I.. I see... Concerning that... I'd like ta speak with Throkk, if'n he'd listen"

SirAlextheFirst: "That is a matter for the Great Sir Throkk, not for me. Why have you come here?"

Chromeus18: "Do ye know the whereabouts of Sir Throkk, by any chance?"

Chromeus18: "I feel he could offer the best course of action to prevent another calamity such as what occurred.."

SirAlextheFirst: "I do not know his whereabout. None do, save our Father, and possibly his wife."

Chromeus18: "Do you know the whereabouts of Lady Glasya, by chance?"

Adm H Sopko: ((SENSE MOTIVE))

Avatar of Soul: (Yay for lag)

SirAlextheFirst: (Gooooo core presentation people)

SirAlextheFirst: (Sense Motive? What the?)

SirAlextheFirst: For a brief instant, the priest cracks a bit of a smile. "Not even our Father knows where Lady Glasya goes."

Avatar of Soul: (She's a free spirit!)

Chromeus18: *head slumps a little bit* "I.. I see..Please allow me to pay respects before I leave and bother ye no further"

SirAlextheFirst: "Are you sure that you are acting on His orders?"

Chromeus18: "Aye, th'Lord himself spoke to me the other day, and wished me to join Called's group in it's defense."

SirAlextheFirst: "Then you must do what you must do."

Chromeus18: "Thank you.... I shall be on me way shortly."

Avatar of Soul: (Hm. Oddly, that show Joan of Arcadia is rather decent.)

SirAlextheFirst: "Are you going to try to find Sir Throkk?"

Chromeus18: "Yes, I think it'd be the best course of action fer now."

SirAlextheFirst: "I shall spread word of it here, then."

Chromeus18: "My thanks, your Priestliness.." *bows slightly once again*

Adm H Sopko: ((Methinks thats a bad thing))

Chromeus18: *drops $20 in whatever offering pot/urn/jar/plate/spoon there is*

Chromeus18: *prays for about 5 minutes at the altar, then takes his leave*

Chromeus18: "May our Lord watch over this fine temple!" *said on the way out*

SirAlextheFirst: "May His light shine upon you and your quest."

Avatar of Soul: Are we done here?

Chromeus18: yep

SirAlextheFirst: Jerry's back out

Chromeus18: *outside* "I'm afraid no one knows where we could find Sir Throkk... we'll have ta find him ourselves."

MysteryGiIgamesh: *relays the information about Quek to Jerry*

Adm H Sopko: "Damnit"

Avatar of Soul: (...please do so in character.)

Avatar of Soul: (:P)

MysteryGiIgamesh: (We need to get you a partner. And name him....Tom. >_>)

SirAlextheFirst: Yes, please

MysteryGiIgamesh: (Arg. (-_-i))

MysteryGiIgamesh: "....Excuse me...."

Avatar of Soul: (..oh shit. *braces for "showing up alex" brand of DM lightning*)

Chromeus18: "I think we should... Eh?"

MysteryGiIgamesh: "Jerry.....I have found something........Most disturbing...."

Chromeus18: "What is it, lad?"

MysteryGiIgamesh: "Queklain is........Of the Blood, but.....Not...."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "His name...."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "His last name...."

SirAlextheFirst: (encouraging RPing is not cause for DM lightning.)

MysteryGiIgamesh: "It bears....."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "A symbol.....Of taint...."

Chromeus18: "Taint?? What manner of taint?"

Adm H Sopko: ~Not again...~

MysteryGiIgamesh: "A festering darkness.....Upon an immortal soul.....He is......A harbinger of.......Ill omens..."

Chromeus18: "What is this 'Of the Blood, but not'?"

MysteryGiIgamesh: "It means.....That he is not considered.....Of the Blood, despite being.....One as such."

Avatar of Soul: (Try explaining THAT to a dwarf!)

Chromeus18: "He be cursed by somethin'? Or...."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "Rather....."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "He earned his........Taint..."

Chromeus18: "Oh my...."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "For the honorific......And please, excuse the word, for.....It bears no honor...."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "That has become a part of his......Sirname...."

Avatar of Soul: (Now who are you going to believe. The nice, calm, quiet elf who enjoys his wine and is generally amiable, or the weird guy who is SO evil he can't put a sentence together normally?)

Avatar of Soul: (Surname.)

Chromeus18: (good point Gorth)

MysteryGiIgamesh: "Is one that is given to......Those who are not of the Blood.....But, who are......Rather.....Thier past deeds......Renders then not as such...."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "And only the darkest........Of actions....Would cause any of the Blood.....To be judged as such...."

Chromeus18: "I kin make out what yer sayin', somewhat"

Chromeus18: "He's done some evil deed that tainted his soul, ye say?"

MysteryGiIgamesh: *nods, slowly*

MysteryGiIgamesh: "In the simplest of terms......Yes..."

Chromeus18: "Oy, Tiyrael be with us all.."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "Though, I cannot......Seem to find the words.....Within this language......To best describe it..."

Adm H Sopko: ::Just leans against it all, having heard almost all of their conversation before::

MysteryGiIgamesh: "It is....Much more....Than that, however..."

Adm H Sopko: (the wall even)

MysteryGiIgamesh: "He is.....An ill omen..."

Chromeus18: "Much more? How much more evil can one be than evil?"

MysteryGiIgamesh: "I suggest.....Keeping watch over him...."

MysteryGiIgamesh: *looks down into the dwarven man's eyes*

MysteryGiIgamesh: "There are things...."

MysteryGiIgamesh: "That could drive even.....One of the Blood....To madness.....And such....."

Chromeus18: "I'll ask him about it meself, if'n ye don't mind"

Adm H Sopko: ::He nods to Jac:: "Well, we'll keep that in mind... however, he has not really done much that would give us the idea he is a threat to us... anyway..." ::He turns to Jerry:: "So whats our move? Ask around?"

MysteryGiIgamesh: "Are not dark enough.....To cause what.....Would be required....For such an 'honorific' to be......Added to his name..."

MysteryGiIgamesh: *nods* "Mmm.......................................... ....."

MysteryGiIgamesh: *exhales slowly*

Chromeus18: "Eh.... I dinna know what to do now... If we're ta find Sir Throkk though, we shouldn't be tarryin' around here with thumbs in our bums"

MysteryGiIgamesh: "Then....Lead on..."

Chromeus18: "We should ask around to begin with... Yes Hunter, a good idea"

Chromeus18: someone use gather info :P

Chromeus18: can i use a knowledge: religion check to help out at all?

MysteryGiIgamesh: (...Don't look at me. My skills are all related to hunting people down like dog's in the wilderness and brutally slaying them. ^_^)

SirAlextheFirst: Sure

Chromeus18: gogo knowledge religion!

*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 18

Chromeus18: 22

Chromeus18: someone do a gather info check, maybe we can double up

SirAlextheFirst: So what are you doing?

SirAlextheFirst: Exactly?

Adm H Sopko: Looking for information on where Throkk might be, or where he was seen last.

Chromeus18: i'm trying to remember religious texts of where Throkk usually goes

*OnlineHost*: Adm H Sopko rolled 1 20-sided die: 16

Adm H Sopko: 16

Chromeus18: or maybe a rumor in the church

Avatar of Soul: (Check the wrestling rings.)

Chromeus18: (the hardware store! find the +5 ladder of pwning, you find Throkk)

SirAlextheFirst: Wrestling competitions, the Wildlands, wherever there is evil to be smited.

Adm H Sopko: I check bars

Chromeus18: "Hmmmm.... the Wildlands..."

Chromeus18: "Much to vast for us to explore alone..."

Avatar of Soul: (Hire some harpies!)

SirAlextheFirst: Hunter manages to gather that Throkk hasn't been reported seen for a while now. He's been reported to save some caravans, in the usual manner, in the Wildlands several months back, but that's about it.

Chromeus18: "Perhaps we should hire back out as caravan guards, and wait to be ambushed..."

SirAlextheFirst: (points out that you already DID that)

Chromeus18: (points out i don't know what else to do :P)

Avatar of Soul: (You could set Queklain up to attack you!)

Chromeus18: "To the wrestling competitions!"

Adm H Sopko: "That may work... I know of a Yarovan caravan that usually takes the road through the wildlands... it's very small and not one of their main ones, so it's perfect for bandit attacks"

Avatar of Soul: (Then Throkk kills queklain for being evil...)

Avatar of Soul: (Wait. Bad idea. :P)

MysteryGiIgamesh: (Good idea!)

Chromeus18: (that is if Jerry doesn't first :P)

Avatar of Soul: (I am still astounded you all believe him over me.)

Chromeus18: (i'm gonna ask you first)

Adm H Sopko: (I was there when you were arguing with him)

Chromeus18: "Well, we'll see what everyone else says to that plan, Hunter. It sounds fine to me."

SirAlextheFirst: Y'all weren't exactly being quiet.

Avatar of Soul: (I maintained my innocence!)

Avatar of Soul: (...sorta!)

SirAlextheFirst: Go on

Chromeus18: "Let's gather everyone back up at the inn."

Chromeus18: FF please?

SirAlextheFirst: FF

SirAlextheFirst: The Prelude starts playing, the Square logo appears, and you all become more bishie and caricatured, and whine a lot.

Chromeus18: is Quek here too? :P

MysteryGiIgamesh: (Yay!)

Avatar of Soul: I'm already bishie.

SirAlextheFirst: Where is Quek?

Avatar of Soul: And a caricature.

Avatar of Soul: I'm at the inn, drinking red wine.

Avatar of Soul: Not from my 'ahem' personal collection.

Chromeus18: *keeps a stern eye on Quek at all times in the inn*

Adm H Sopko: ::Had already collected all of his stuff::

Avatar of Soul: *notices the stern eye* "Something wrong, Jerry?"

Chromeus18: "SO! The plan is ta rehire ourselves out as caravan guards, in an attempt to get ambushed again and whack us some bandits, in the hopes that Sir Throkk appears. What do ye all say?"

Avatar of Soul: *shivers* "I am.. ok with it, I suppose."

Avatar of Soul: (throkk is going to kill me on sight. If he can detect evil. I'll ask Popi if he ever got the ability to detect it tomorrow.)

Avatar of Soul: (:P)

Chromeus18: (he got paladin levels)

MysteryGiIgamesh: (Hehehe.)

Avatar of Soul: (No, he could smite like a paladin, but he couldn't do anything else. Chaotic good = no paladin levels)

Chromeus18: (oh, ok)

SirAlextheFirst: (High priest: "You can't find Throkk until Popi is online.")

Chromeus18: "I'll talk with ye later, Quek."

Avatar of Soul: "Ah. Alright."

MysteryGiIgamesh: *keeps an eye on Quek, though he is within his normal, near comatose state he seems to enter every time he gets the chance to sit down*

Adm H Sopko: ((That doesn't make sense though, that a paladin can only be lawful good... a paladin is by definition a soldier in the service of a diety. No mention of lawful good)

MysteryGiIgamesh: (You expect a game with fire-breathing lizards and shit monsters to make sense?)

Adm H Sopko: (There can be good and evil ones... and evil ones would have the inverse... like detect good. Good for pesky spies)

Avatar of Soul: (I made a paladin class for each diety in Amaryllis)

Avatar of Soul: (But Throkk was chaotic good, even though he wouldn't ever be a paladin of Luthien.)

Avatar of Soul: (FOr one, he ain't a chick0

SirAlextheFirst: (Nellix had a level of paladin. Has, actually.)

Chromeus18: (kills the shit joke before it has a chance to start)

Avatar of Soul: (FLAMING SHIT)

Avatar of Soul: (..oh its dead)

Chromeus18: (kills it deader)

MysteryGiIgamesh: (Anyway...)

MysteryGiIgamesh: *sips some water*

Chromeus18: what time is it now, Alex?

SirAlextheFirst: About noon.

Chromeus18: can we tag onto a caravan today?

Avatar of Soul: *sips red wine*

SirAlextheFirst: You sure can.

SirAlextheFirst: Most all the major trade companies have caravans going through here, if not today, within a couple days.

Chromeus18: "Well, if'n we're all ready, let's get a move on. Hunter? Ye'll have to lead the way."

Adm H Sopko: ((Hunter wouldn't be caught dead with any of the major ones besides his own<G>))

MysteryGiIgamesh: *rises from his chair, slowly, and smooths out his clothing and cloak, following the others when they are ready*

SirAlextheFirst: I turn the floor over to Soppy here.

SirAlextheFirst: Who has been working on a list of the major trade companies

Chromeus18: *stands, having not been drinkin' anything*

Adm H Sopko: ::He nods:: "Let us head to the trading square. That should be where all the offices are for various companies." ~One of the reasons I love Penobscot... all offices in one central place~

SirAlextheFirst: A central market... more or less....

Chromeus18: *follows Hunter*

Avatar of Soul: *also follows*

Chromeus18: *stays behind Quek*

SirAlextheFirst: And in the trading square are the offices of all the companies.

MysteryGiIgamesh: *follows*

Adm H Sopko: ::They eventually wind their way there. There are three big buildings, each with flags above them. One is a blue with an upside down fleur-de-le on it, the second is a green and blue on with a stylized gauntlet on it, and the

Adm H Sopko: final one is blood red with a black cross on it. There are also various other offices, some large and pretty reputable looking to others that are small, shady and tucked into corners:: "Well... I suppose we should really find

Adm H Sopko: out a few things before we get started. What caravans are in and hiring, if any have a recent history of being attacked, or Throkk or someone fitting his description has saved any."

Chromeus18: "A splendid idear, lad"

Avatar of Soul: "Yes."

SirAlextheFirst: brb

Adm H Sopko: "It's best we split, then report back here. After all, we still have to inform our comrades back at the in."

Chromeus18: i think they're llamaed right now, hovering an inch above ground behind us wordlessly

Adm H Sopko: ((This works just as well... and they're not llamaized))

MysteryGiIgamesh: (...>_>)

Avatar of Soul: lol

Chromeus18: (i prefer the term llamanated)

Chromeus18: "Split? We're jest lookin' for a caravan to protect lad."

Chromeus18: "A few questions is all it should take."

Adm H Sopko: "I guess you are right..." ::He turns around in frustration and gives in:: "Anyway... if I know Penobscot, there should be a board with that information around here anyway..."

Chromeus18: (pwned by the dwarf! :P)

Chromeus18: *looks for said board*

SirAlextheFirst: Back

Adm H Sopko: "Check the boards. I will find out if any caravans have been attacked lately..." ::Slowly slinks off to the Yarovan office::

Chromeus18: so gogo find the board i do!

Chromeus18: and when i find it i take down any notable information

Chromeus18: which Alex must give me >_>

MysteryGiIgamesh: *just watches*

MysteryGiIgamesh: (I have no idea what to do right now. >_>)

SirAlextheFirst: Do whatever you want

Avatar of Soul: I'm waiting for my stern lecture and slap on the wrist.

Avatar of Soul: :P

Chromeus18: i'm waitin for it too :P

Chromeus18: waitin for the right time

Chromeus18: in case i have to cut your head off

SirAlextheFirst: I dunno what kind of information is on this board

Adm H Sopko: ((Scroll up))

Chromeus18: Throkk sightings, attacks, hiring caravans.

Adm H Sopko: ((What caravans are in currently, and what caravans are hiring))

SirAlextheFirst: You tell me

Adm H Sopko: ((Bah... I'll roll for the three major ones. 1 here, 2 not. Yarovans, Yardalions, and Gooms))

*OnlineHost*: Adm H Sopko rolled 3 2-sided dice: 1 1 2

Adm H Sopko: ((You can decide the rest of the information on if they've been attacked, or if Throkk was sighted))

SirAlextheFirst: I already spoke to the subject of Throkk sightings. The board confirms what the gossip said. And with much less effort.

SirAlextheFirst: So, the Yarovan and Yardalion groups have major caravans preparing to depart.

Chromeus18: *returns to Hunter* "Alrighty, lad. Yarovan and Yardalion have some caravans we can help out with."

Adm H Sopko: ((Hunter is currently missing))

Avatar of Soul: "Major caravans might already have enough guards that whatever comes up won't attract Throkk's attention.

Avatar of Soul: "I'd go with a minor, unknown group."

Chromeus18: well then i just return to the building he slinked off into

Adm H Sopko: ::That would be the one with the blue flag. It looks like your average trade office. Actually, much less impressive than you thought. This must be one of their minor routes::

Chromeus18: "HUNTER! Ya in there, lad?"

Adm H Sopko: ::The clerks look at you oddly, but one appears to recognize that at least you might have been with him::

Chromeus18: *goes inside*

Chromeus18: "I've found some caravans, Hunter, mebbe ye'd like to find out more about them"

Adm H Sopko: ::Hunter isn't there, but the one clerk continues to look at you::

Chromeus18: oh

Chromeus18: "Err.... excuse me!"

Chromeus18: *steps outside*

Adm H Sopko: (::Chuckles:: ))

Avatar of Soul: "...Jerry? You wanted to speak with me... I wanted to know if I could shop for a while first. Or does it have to happen now?"

Chromeus18: "...We'll get to it, Queklain"

Avatar of Soul: "Where would you like me to meet you?"

Chromeus18: "Here. Be back swiftly."

Chromeus18: "And may Tiyrael guide you in your purchases."

Avatar of Soul: "May the Eviscerator of Evil shine his grace upon you, as well."

Avatar of Soul: *smiles, and leaves to go shop*

Adm H Sopko: ((Minor notes. You notice medicinal herbs are cheaper at stores with the red with black cross logo, and armor and weapons at the gauntlet marked stores))

SirAlextheFirst: *IM with Soppy*

MysteryGiIgamesh: "....."

Avatar of Soul: There are only a few things I want. I'll list them here in order of importance.

Avatar of Soul: 1) Black spiked gauntlet, for my right hand.

MysteryGiIgamesh: (Things I want, in order of importance.)

Avatar of Soul: 2) Cigarettes.

MysteryGiIgamesh: (1: Everything.)

MysteryGiIgamesh: (2: Anything else.)

MysteryGiIgamesh: (^_^)

Avatar of Soul: 3) Books. If I can get them, I want anything dating from the warrior of hope period. Anything telling me ANYTHING about the life of Throkk, I want it in print.

Avatar of Soul: 4) Knives. Because you can't ever have too many knives, and the only one I've got on me is made of silver (don't want to break that!)

Avatar of Soul: 5) A large quartz crystal so I can use gemcutting to make something.

SirAlextheFirst: There are no surviving books from that time period that you can get your hands on here.

Adm H Sopko: ((Weapons and armor are the Yardalion specialty, but you may find something that interests you at other smaller shops. Books are hit or miss, medicinal herbs and stuff for that like are Gooms. The Yarovans specialize in goods

Adm H Sopko: from other countries))

Chromeus18: i just wait outside the office

Avatar of Soul: Alright. But can I find like... Throkk- The definitive Autobiography by Claudius J Greel

Avatar of Soul: Or something like that?

Avatar of Soul: :P

Chromeus18: GREEEEL

SirAlextheFirst: Sure

Avatar of Soul: (Yes I'm aware that subconsciously I added auto before biography. Resume Throkk is greel jokes!)

MysteryGiIgamesh: (...Hmm....'tis getting late.)

SirAlextheFirst: There are a great many books about the WoH

Avatar of Soul: (Wussy.)

Avatar of Soul: I want to find one that seems to be... not well liked.

Avatar of Soul: You know, there are ten biographies of Martin Luther King. I want the kind that nobody ever buys.

MysteryGiIgamesh: (I still want to make my anti-Johan. >_>)

Avatar of Soul: Those tend to be closer to the truth than any popular book.

SirAlextheFirst: All right.

Quitesimplymad has entered the room.

MysteryGiIgamesh: (*hopes the bandits are human* Gotta have my FE kick in some time...>_>)

Quitesimplymad: (I'm verys sorry about that.)

Quitesimplymad: (What's going on?)

Chromeus18: de-llamaed is you!

Avatar of Soul: (Queklain used the zodiac stone.)

Avatar of Soul: (Now I have bio1 and bio2. Soon I'll have enough JP for nightmare)

SirAlextheFirst: (That isn't funny.)

Chromeus18: (we're gonna rehire onto a carvan guard job)

SirAlextheFirst: (Recap in a nutshell: Queklain and Jacynth had a fight in which it was revealed that Quek has been outcast from elven society for being eeeeeevil)

Avatar of Soul: (Although as Quekky tells the story, it was a bum rap. Or at least greatly exaggerated)

MysteryGiIgamesh: (Actually, Quek was the one fighting. Jac is too spaced out emotionally to have any emotion other than apathetic.)

SirAlextheFirst: (The group's decided to try and find Sir Throkk, but nobody knows where he is, so they're going to go on a caravan guard stint and hope to be ambushed. (again) )

Avatar of Soul: (Yeah, he was like ".....you..... suck.... bad... bad man....")

Chromeus18: (Sir Throkk likes to come smiting bad raiders)

Quitesimplymad: (Ok.)

MysteryGiIgamesh: (Sir Throkk is one deviant orc, then. :P)

Quitesimplymad: (And my official motivation is I get to guard a caravan, and I'd do that, anyhow.)

Quitesimplymad: (I.... don't know what to think about the Quek thing, becuase I really don't trust Jacynth.

MysteryGiIgamesh: (Thanks. :P)

Chromeus18: (i'm waiting till next session for the Quek thing :P)

Avatar of Soul: (NO.)

Avatar of Soul: (Do it tonight!)

Avatar of Soul: (You crazy dwarf bastard!)

Adm H Sopko: ::Hunter exits the building with the blue flag::

Chromeus18: (no, we'd be up until 6 am -_-)

Quitesimplymad: (What? I don't trust him. He just popped up, all weird, like.)

Chromeus18: "Hunter, ye found us a good caravan to defend?"

Chromeus18: "I've looked at the notices, nothing of Throkk we haven't heard out of hearsay

Adm H Sopko: ::Jumps in suprise as Jerry asks him immediately after walking out:: "Err... yes. I've found us a job. It seems the most promising"

Quitesimplymad: (Oh! I didn't know it was still going.)

Chromeus18: "Excellent work lad, when do we depart?"

Chromeus18: (it's us, VSM :P 2 am is the limit on stopping points)

Adm H Sopko: "Quickly. I'd recommend getting the rest of the group together so we can head out."

Avatar of Soul: How much money did I spend on my shopping spree?

MysteryGiIgamesh: *is just milling/lounging about, not doing much*

Adm H Sopko: (2am minimum or maximum?)

Quitesimplymad: (Where was everyone, when they had their argument?

Adm H Sopko: ((I was standing right next to them, Jerry was in the Temple))

Quitesimplymad: (I never stay up past 3:30, and I hate staying up past 3.)

Chromeus18: (minimum)

Adm H Sopko: ((You sure as hell do it enough, VSM))

Quitesimplymad: (Aye.)

Chromeus18: "Queklain went shopping..."

Quitesimplymad: (I usually kick myself for it.)

SirAlextheFirst: I'd say about $100

Adm H Sopko: "Ah... well, I suppose thats alright... they're still going through final preparations. They were very happy to hear we'd help. It seems the Yarovans have had a little trouble on this route lately"

Avatar of Soul: Wow. Super cheap.

Avatar of Soul: Any chance I can get a magical gauntlet, instead?

Adm H Sopko: ((Yes... Super is cheap...)

Avatar of Soul: Considerably upping the price, I know...

SirAlextheFirst: Magical?

SirAlextheFirst: Like how?

Chromeus18: (+5 flaming, farting, belching gauntlets of death and annihilation)

Avatar of Soul: (I'm hoping for a +1. If I can get it, a +1 shocking gauntlet.)

Adm H Sopko: ((And perversion. Can't forget perversion)

Avatar of Soul: (Ha ha.)

Chromeus18: (and yaoi)

MysteryGiIgamesh: (Eww.)

Chromeus18: (all magical weapons must be enchanted with yaoi)

SirAlextheFirst: (Not Chrome too! Augh!)

Quitesimplymad: (AUGH!)

Avatar of Soul: (....Don't worry, alex. I will remain as a bastion of sexual purity in your games.)

Chromeus18: (ok ok, no more from me)

Quitesimplymad: (Approx how many Dollars is a GP?)

SirAlextheFirst: Jack up the cost to $400 then, for +1

MysteryGiIgamesh: (o_O)

MysteryGiIgamesh: (Thats like...The cheapest +1 weapon ever. >_>)

SirAlextheFirst: They do have enchanted gauntlets here.

Avatar of Soul: 4190 dollars left if I get it +1. How much to add shocking?

Quitesimplymad: O_o

Quitesimplymad: o_O

Quitesimplymad: Holy....

Avatar of Soul: AND I've been blowing my money on useless shit like HUGE TIPS.

SirAlextheFirst: No shocking.

Avatar of Soul: :P

Chromeus18: (gonna have a shocking SHOCKING grasp?)

Avatar of Soul: What kind of awesome spiked gauntlet can I get for 1000 or less? I know of the +1 gauntlet already.

Adm H Sopko: ((Customized if you go to the Yardalions, apparantly... but you don't have the time<G> You could order it now and pick it up later in the quest<G>))

SirAlextheFirst: Just that one. You can get it custom designed, sure, for double price.

Avatar of Soul: (That sounds like a good idea, actually.)

Adm H Sopko: ((But thats more aestetic than fuctional))

Avatar of Soul: Indeed.

Avatar of Soul: Hmm.

Adm H Sopko: ((But who cares, right?<G>))

Avatar of Soul: Ah, ditch the magical spiked gauntlet.

Avatar of Soul: Just keep me mundanes near me at all times.

Quitesimplymad: (Are we just more rich than we likely ought to be, or does he have sources?)

Avatar of Soul: Still have 4390 bucks left.

MysteryGiIgamesh: (More rich than we should be, for first level. o_o)

SirAlextheFirst: (Second level o_O)

MysteryGiIgamesh: (More than second level.)

Chromeus18: anyways

MysteryGiIgamesh: (We're just 400 GP short of being as rich as your average 4th level party. Except for me, who turned down the gold, and thus has....Uh...Nothn'. ^_^ii)

MysteryGiIgamesh: (5,400 GP=Average for each 4th level guy in the group, according to the DMG. *has it memorized*)

SirAlextheFirst: Anyways

Chromeus18: anyways

Chromeus18: let's hop on that caravan

Avatar of Soul: (You have it memorized because it makes you feel geek sexy)

Avatar of Soul: (Geek sexy, of course, is when the girl is covered in nothing but fritos, but I'm digressing)

MysteryGiIgamesh: (Aye. That I do. I'm the envy of every geek girl in the world. They all want my sexy, fat hairy geek self.)

Chromeus18: ANYWAYS

Chromeus18: zipizipiwah!

SirAlextheFirst: We shall fast forward to the caravan, then.

Adm H Sopko: Is the group back together?

MysteryGiIgamesh: (Yay!)

SirAlextheFirst: Or not, if people have RPing to do

Chromeus18: I don't right now

MysteryGiIgamesh: *is riding wherever is most comfortable, in that same lounging style, his head resting on the back of whatever surface is available, eyes semi-closed, starting into the sky*

Chromeus18: *is on a horse, if one is supplied*

Adm H Sopko: ::Everything is well supplied for the escorts. Seems a bit much for a 5 wagon caravan::

Avatar of Soul: I would LIKE it if Jerri would just zoom to the conversation we are bound to have.

Avatar of Soul: I'm sweating bullets IRL here.

Chromeus18: (haha, suffer!)

SirAlextheFirst: *takes back DM chair from Soppy with a stern look :P*

Adm H Sopko: ::Poses like Lilka:: V is for victory, sucka!

SirAlextheFirst: Indeed. 5 wagons. All of you guarding it. The drivers are very, very happy.

SirAlextheFirst: They aren't emotionless silent people either!

Chromeus18: yay!

Quitesimplymad: >Shrug<

Quitesimplymad: Ah, fuck it. I'll buy at the next town.

Quitesimplymad: We have normal person drivers?

Avatar of Soul: OMG OMG OMG

Adm H Sopko: ::Hunter mounts his horse happily, ready to set out once again, happy at his accomplishment in finding all this out::

Chromeus18: "Well, shall we be off then drivers?"

Quitesimplymad: *Fergus mounts a horse. He's a little tired, so he's been pretty out of it the whole day.*

SirAlextheFirst: "Sure thing, guardsmen!"

Chromeus18: "Good to see ye chipper, lad! Alot more sociable than our last folks.."

Quitesimplymad: To closest party member, Discreetly: "Ain't cartin' around somebody's ancestors, now, are we?"

Adm H Sopko: ::He smiles, glad to be with a Yarovan Caravan once again, and also with drivers that talk don't deliver cryptic messages from the gods::

MysteryGiIgamesh: *opens his eyes slightly wider, yawning as his eyes slowly pick out details from the enviornment*

Chromeus18: *still stays behind Queklain*

Avatar of Soul: "...is there something wrong?"

Avatar of Soul: "...did I do something?"

Chromeus18: "No lad, just ye tend yer own there"

MysteryGiIgamesh: *his ers tune in on the sounds of the vast reaches of nature*

MysteryGiIgamesh: *ears

Avatar of Soul: I cast Arcane Mark on my gauntlet. Invisible to all but me.

Avatar of Soul: Wooo.

Avatar of Soul: :P

SirAlextheFirst: *caravan moves in the background. Destination: Zest*

Adm H Sopko: ::Hunter laughs at Fergus' joke::

Chromeus18: onward to Zestfully clean!

SirAlextheFirst: No more talking? Shall we stop for tonight then?

MysteryGiIgamesh: Exp?

Chromeus18: "How long we be travelling for, driver?"

MysteryGiIgamesh: Gil need's levels! Leeeeeeeeveeeeeeeelllls!

SirAlextheFirst: Hard to say in the Wildlands.

Chromeus18: ah ok

Adm H Sopko: Stopping for tonight, I guess

Avatar of Soul: No.

Avatar of Soul: Chrome has something he has to do.

Avatar of Soul: :P

MysteryGiIgamesh: (How about we all get ambushed? No fighting makes Gil something something.)

Avatar of Soul: (Start roleplaying?)

Avatar of Soul: (Talk normally?)

Chromeus18: no, Chrome has to create a plan of attack :P

Avatar of Soul: (Lose munchkinpowers)

MysteryGiIgamesh: (I've had two sessions of heavy RPing. Now I have the itch to kill something.)

Avatar of Soul: Come on man! I'm like empathizing with my character

Avatar of Soul: if someone says "I have to talk to you later." I get all fuckin jittery.

Avatar of Soul: :P

Adm H Sopko: Yes... fighting is needed...

Chromeus18: don't worry about it

SirAlextheFirst: What, y'all want to keep on going?

Chromeus18: and it's gonna be a long talk too, probably done in IM

Chromeus18: i'm up for it if anyone else is

Adm H Sopko: I game...

MysteryGiIgamesh: (I can go a bit more.)

Avatar of Soul: I'm up for it.

Avatar of Soul: I can keep going till the dawn.

Quitesimplymad: ...

Avatar of Soul: ...or until I run out of smokes.

Avatar of Soul: brb.

SirAlextheFirst: Fine then. Caravan journey, or Jerri talks to Quek?

Chromeus18: gogo caravan journey

MysteryGiIgamesh: Caravan journey!

SirAlextheFirst: Okay.

SirAlextheFirst: The trip is mostly uneventful, aside from the odd pratfall, up to where you enter the Wildlands in earnest.

Chromeus18: pratfall?

Avatar of Soul: Caravan.

SirAlextheFirst: The drivers get lax on security because of having so many guards, Queklain gets his hand stuck in the gauntlet, and so forth

Chromeus18: heheheh

Adm H Sopko: Heh

Avatar of Soul: Laugh all you want.

Chromeus18: are there other guards besides us?

Avatar of Soul: *now has a steel spiked gauntlet*

Avatar of Soul: *flexes it, enjoys the idea of having it*

SirAlextheFirst: In the Wildlands, as always it has been for those who have been in them before, the road is narrow and unpaved, but in good condition, and there are no great dangers near it.

Chromeus18: *silently travels on*

SirAlextheFirst: There are no landmarks that anyone can navigate by, just the path.

MysteryGiIgamesh: *just takes in the scenery, totally relaxed, yet oddly enough, vigilent in his own ways*

Adm H Sopko: ::He turns to his group:: "Be on your guard... two caravans have been lost on this route in the past month."

SirAlextheFirst: And there are few animals and no other people along the route.

SirAlextheFirst: Or so you think.

Chromeus18: "Aye Hunter"

SirAlextheFirst: WOW.

SirAlextheFirst: No, I think we should stop for tonight.

Chromeus18: nooo :-(

Quitesimplymad: Agreed.

SirAlextheFirst: Soppy just pointed out that this caravan's actually supposed to be going to the NORTH

MysteryGiIgamesh: Exp! Need exp. >_>

SirAlextheFirst: I'm making big plot mistakes

SirAlextheFirst: Nooo more thinking for Alex

Avatar of Soul: lol.

Avatar of Soul: Which means!

Avatar of Soul: CHATTY TIME! prz? :'(

Chromeus18: no chatty chat for j00 Quek

SirAlextheFirst: Jerri doesn't want to talk to you.

MysteryGiIgamesh: *needs 500 exp* >_>

SirAlextheFirst: No means no, Queklain!

Chromeus18: i'm gonna find the way to say it all first

SirAlextheFirst: XP

SirAlextheFirst: 750

Adm H Sopko: Yay

Adm H Sopko: 250 more until next level!

Chromeus18: w00t

MysteryGiIgamesh: *levels*

MysteryGiIgamesh: *does the FF6 spinny level dance*

SirAlextheFirst: ~~~~~FINE~~~~~

SirAlextheFirst: Comments?

MysteryGiIgamesh: *is happy*

Chromeus18: 250 till next Soppy?

SirAlextheFirst: Good RPing tonight

MysteryGiIgamesh: Danke. ^_^ii

Chromeus18: twas fun, though we were kinda slow at parts

Chromeus18: more the players fault >_>

Chromeus18: *steps on his own toe for alex's revenge*

SirAlextheFirst: Notice the lack of me doing much

MysteryGiIgamesh: Well, my guy is supposed to be quiet, heh.

Avatar of Soul: Experience Points: 1750/3000

Avatar of Soul: Woo.

MysteryGiIgamesh: o_O

Avatar of Soul: Yay.

Avatar of Soul: Go me.

MysteryGiIgamesh: How'd Gorth get so much? o_O

MysteryGiIgamesh: I didn't know he was second level already...>_>

Quitesimplymad: (Alex: I'm not gonna mark that. I assume I shouldn't get any.)

Avatar of Soul: I started at the beginning.

Avatar of Soul: :P

Chromeus18: you missed the first+second session, Gil

Avatar of Soul: Then I marked down each point I got. It was nice.

MysteryGiIgamesh: I should have started at the begining...And I missed the second session?

Avatar of Soul: I liked killing that one rider.

SirAlextheFirst: Mark it anyways

Quitesimplymad: (I made a quip to Sopko. And did nothing else.)

MysteryGiIgamesh: I thought I came in on the second session?

SirAlextheFirst: Take the XP, VSM!

Avatar of Soul: I inflicted the FIRST CASUALTY OF THE NEW DAWN

Avatar of Soul: Yes but that quip was NICE.

Chromeus18: the rest of us suck

Quitesimplymad: 750 Exp nice?

SirAlextheFirst: It's good to keep the party more or less the same in XP, and you did show up

MysteryGiIgamesh: Erm...How do you do HP, Alex?

Adm H Sopko: Oh yeah... 1250 till next

SirAlextheFirst: We would be playing a lot longer except that this was Thesis Day for me

MysteryGiIgamesh: Well, I currently have, with the 750 we just got, 1,250.

SirAlextheFirst: HP - 2 rolls, take higher

MysteryGiIgamesh: Okay.

Chromeus18: Hunter can't hit the broad side of a barn, Fergus only attacks weapons, and i do shitty damage

*OnlineHost*: MysteryGiIgamesh rolled 2 8-sided dice: 7 6

Avatar of Soul: Thats -2 rolls.

Avatar of Soul: Roll -2 dice.

MysteryGiIgamesh: w00t!

Avatar of Soul: :P

Avatar of Soul: Hey, I killed someone. With my tongue.

Avatar of Soul: Man I'm fuckin uber

Chromeus18: yes, you're the only effectual person so far >_>

Avatar of Soul: And I have 6 HP!

Adm H Sopko: I swing at nothing!

SirAlextheFirst: Well, technically they died from impacting the ground at a high velocity from horseback, but yeah

Chromeus18: next time i'll remember to buff myself first

Adm H Sopko: But I have Knowledge: Trade... it's just not a stat<G>

Chromeus18: magic weapon + divine favor + feat of strength = one tough dwarf

MysteryGiIgamesh: *now has Two Weapon Fighting* Yay for the ranger path.

Adm H Sopko: What about Two Weapon Fighting for Ranger?

MysteryGiIgamesh: I would've taken the archery path, buuut.....I'd rather be able to choose my own archery feats. :D

Quitesimplymad: (Alex: Can we compromise, then? 250 to put me at the same spot as Gil?)

SirAlextheFirst: Uh, sure

Adm H Sopko: My Dex is 10... yeah... I'm gonna get Two Weapon fighting

Quitesimplymad: >Boots Morals<

Chromeus18: two weapon fighting allows you to use two weapons at once while attacking without a -6, -10 penalty

Quitesimplymad: You know, I'll never master my Evil side, like this.

Adm H Sopko: Oh I know

Chromeus18: ah ok

Adm H Sopko: Did you take that as an original feat or did you gain it?

Chromeus18: rangers gain it automatically

Adm H Sopko: ...

Adm H Sopko: Hm... ALEX!

SirAlextheFirst: What?

MysteryGiIgamesh: Ranger's gain it automatically at 2nd level. However, they can choose to get Rapid Shot, instead. There are two path's, and once you choose a path, you're stuck with it.

MysteryGiIgamesh: I would normally choose the archery path, but since I'm planning on making my guy versatile, I want to be able to choose my own archery-related feats. ^_^ii So, I'm going with the TWF style.

Adm H Sopko: I did not know that... although... isn't there a DEX minimum?

MysteryGiIgamesh: Yes.

Chromeus18: 10 dex isn't good for archers :P

MysteryGiIgamesh: However, if you're a ranger, you ignore it.

Adm H Sopko: For Two Weapon I mean

Adm H Sopko: Ah

Adm H Sopko: Then I choose 2 Weapon Fighting

MysteryGiIgamesh: I meet the minimum anyway, heh.

SirAlextheFirst: Why am I being called in capitol letters?

Avatar of Soul: I don't know, ALEX

Avatar of Soul: *shrugs*

Chromeus18: now get ambidexterity! you're on your way to becoming Chromeus!

MysteryGiIgamesh: Don't need Ambi in 3.5

Chromeus18: wow really?

MysteryGiIgamesh: Ambi and TWF have been fused into one Feat.

Adm H Sopko: Niiice

MysteryGiIgamesh: Mm.

MysteryGiIgamesh: Also, the only req for TWF now is a Dex 15+, I think.

Adm H Sopko: Fighting with a longsword and a kukri<G>

MysteryGiIgamesh: And if you're a ranger, and you choose TWF as your path, you ignore the req.

Adm H Sopko: Which I don't meet, but apparantly rangers ignore that<G>

MysteryGiIgamesh: Heh.

MysteryGiIgamesh: I'm using two short swords. Dunno why. Could use other stuff, but meh.

Chromeus18: is the -4 -4 penalty still in place? for having ambi and TWF?

MysteryGiIgamesh: And a bow. Gotta have my bow.

Avatar of Soul: Ah.

Avatar of Soul: But in 3.5

Avatar of Soul: Two Weapon Fighting IS ambidexterity.

Avatar of Soul: :P

Chromeus18: is there still the penalties though?

MysteryGiIgamesh: Yes.

Chromeus18: ah ok

MysteryGiIgamesh: Penalties are, as always, assesed by how big of a weapon you use in each hand.

Avatar of Soul: http://www.mutedfaith.com /quiz/qz4.htm

Avatar of Soul: I got spirit mage.

Avatar of Soul: Wooo.

Chromeus18: yeah, two larges are like -6 -6 i think

Avatar of Soul: The trick is to be Large, and use two fullblades (with monkey grip)

Avatar of Soul: Or two mercurial greatswords. No monkey grip.

MysteryGiIgamesh: Heh,.

Avatar of Soul: Anyway.

Avatar of Soul: This was a good session.

MysteryGiIgamesh: Mm. :D

Avatar of Soul: *enjoyed his soliloquoy and Gil whining at him for being a not nice person.

MysteryGiIgamesh: Level up's are always good.

Avatar of Soul: And I got to make fun of Gil's speech impediment!

MysteryGiIgamesh: It's not a speech impediment. :P

Chromeus18: it was fun

Chromeus18: i woulda thought gorth's evilness would've been a secret for longer though :P

Avatar of Soul: So did I.

Avatar of Soul: STupid gil and his whining.

Avatar of Soul: :P

Avatar of Soul: WHINE WHINE WHINE

MysteryGiIgamesh: Would you like some cheese with my WHINE? :p

Chromeus18: shouldn't of said your last name :P

MysteryGiIgamesh: Gorth=Marked for death. :P

Adm H Sopko: Man... I kept my trade secret longer... I thought you'd notice this round<G>

MysteryGiIgamesh: I'm pretty sure I can down a low AC, 6 HP sorc in one round. :P

Avatar of Soul: You have no cause to do so yet.

MysteryGiIgamesh: Yet.

Chromeus18: now that session is over (and hopefully saved, alex), does anyone know how to initialize a modem in linux based OS's?

MysteryGiIgamesh: But you'll probably give me a reason, heh.

Avatar of Soul: If this character dies, I'm making a paladin of the judicator. Or just a cleric.

Avatar of Soul: :P

Adm H Sopko: I've saved them all, except the very first one

Avatar of Soul: Who will SMITE YOU with GREAT VENGEANCE.

MysteryGiIgamesh: Yay for clerics!