You have just entered room "AND."
MysteryGiIgamesh has entered the room.
AndrewRogue: GRAAAAAAAAAH!
Sarcazmo47 has entered the room.
coughingpuppy has entered the room.
yummeiness has left the room.
coughingpuppy: Yay AND!
AndrewRogue: YAY, BRB!
Adm H Sopko has entered the room.
yummeiness has entered the room.
Chromeus18 has entered the room.
yummeiness: (whee!)
Chromeus18: does anyone here use N64 emulators?
Sarcazmo47: I use chocolate-covered afterbirth.
yummeiness: No >.> Why would I do that? Quit looking at me
Adm H Sopko: No
yummeiness: <.<
Chromeus18: i prefer my afterbirth pureed in virgin blood
Chromeus18: into a thick rich bloody mary
MysteryGiIgamesh: I drink the blood of children. And the weak.
Chromeus18: you will not be grosser than me kirk!
SirAlexTheFirst: ........
Sarcazmo47: Is that a challende?
Sarcazmo47: No, but spelling is.
coughingpuppy: I'd prefer challenges that didn't involve you guys talking about afterbirth, thanks.
Sarcazmo47: How about scat?
MysteryGiIgamesh: And stop using neon green.
coughingpuppy: ...No.
Adm H Sopko: Stop using blue
Chromeus18: scat snuff furry porn anyone?
Sarcazmo47: Please and thank you.
AndrewRogue: ...wheee.
Chromeus18: come to my family reunion then kirk!
Sarcazmo47: *makes space on his calendar*
Chromeus18: back to N64 emulators though... why do they hate me?
AndrewRogue: Because you touch your friends at night!
Adm H Sopko: ::Backs away slowly::
AndrewRogue: *giggles manicacally*
Chromeus18: *touches Andrew*
AndrewRogue: *maniacally*
AndrewRogue: Not there! Here!
coughingpuppy: ...
AndrewRogue: Two down!
Sarcazmo47: And porn to go?
Chromeus18: i can run maya, and all sorts of 3d games
Sarcazmo47: "Welcome to Porn Shack, can I take your order please?"
Chromeus18: chicken fried pig clit with a side of cow colon puhleeze!
AndrewRogue: "What's the Bangin' Special this week?"
SirAlexTheFirst: I'd prefer NOT
MysteryGiIgamesh: Can you stop using neon green, damnit?
SirAlexTheFirst: How about rocks fall and everybody dies?
Sarcazmo47: How much damage do I take?
AndrewRogue: <_< Okay. I'll settle. Starcraft makes me hyper.
SirAlexTheFirst: None. You die. It's very simple.
Sarcazmo47: Oh.
Adm H Sopko: Somewhere between Infinity and Infinity + 2 damage
Sarcazmo47: Can I roll a save of some sort?
SirAlexTheFirst: Gil: Neon green on black >>>>>>>> dark blue on black.
MysteryGiIgamesh: Yeah, except one thing.
Chromeus18: Al has a point
MysteryGiIgamesh: On my screen...It's always white.
yummeiness: He's not using AIM so he doesn't have a black BG.
MysteryGiIgamesh: Right.
yummeiness: It.. rubs off or some shit
yummeiness: He can't tell
AndrewRogue: Giiiil, I swear, I'm coming to your house and downloading AIM for you.
AndrewRogue: Then I'm going to throw free AOL discs at you until you surrender!
Chromeus18: my trillian has a dark grey background that defaults black text to white
Chromeus18: revolution X-2 starring Andy!
Sarcazmo47: MUSIC IS THE WEAPON!
AndrewRogue: Or in my case, poorly, poorly played music is the weapon!
Chromeus18: *throws a 300lb amp rack at enemies*
SirAlexTheFirst: MUSIC IS NOT THE WEAPON
Adm H Sopko: Would a guitar count as a 1d6 bludgeoning weapon?
SirAlexTheFirst: AEROSMITH SHALL PERISH
SirAlexTheFirst: NEW ORDER NATION FOREVER
Sarcazmo47: *remembers the time a bard hit his paladin in the face with a critical hit with a lute*
Chromeus18: an acoustic would have a 10% cumulative chance of shattering, dealing 1d3 slashing damage as well
Adm H Sopko: It's time for El-Kabong...
Adm H Sopko: KA-BONG!
MysteryGiIgamesh: Stop. Using. Neon. Green.
Chromeus18: oh my el-kabong
yummeiness: You people are the reason I get shit about being a geek because I play D&D
Chromeus18: one day when i really get into smoking pot i'll buy a bong named that
Adm H Sopko: Even me?
AndrewRogue: That's mean Beth ;_;
Sarcazmo47: Are you a Bad Enough dude to stop neon green?
coughingpuppy: You ARE a geek if you play D&D. You may as well face it now.
SirAlexTheFirst: You! Invaders!
Adm H Sopko: Wel... I was a bad enough dude to save the President...
yummeiness: There are a few exceptions. Like Soppy and Andrew. But damn it Gil and the rest.
SirAlexTheFirst: Get you the hot bullets of shotgun to die!
MysteryGiIgamesh: What? ;_;
Chromeus18: you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose beth. but you can't pick your friend's noses.
yummeiness: I am not a geek.
AndrewRogue: ...uh, Imma pretty big geek Beth. Two words- Cat. Girls. ^_~
Chromeus18: let's asskick together!
yummeiness: >.>
Adm H Sopko: I'm... a semi-geek... I have geek qualities while not being a full geek
MysteryGiIgamesh: Gorth hasn't been around in a week or so...X_x
Chromeus18: i 3d model motorcycles and my friend's wicked demons, i'm not that geeky
yummeiness: Screamer finally went to Afghanistan. To his death. X.x
AndrewRogue: ...
SirAlexTheFirst: Soppy.... you're a full geek, man...
Sarcazmo47: I have no redeeming virtues. I am 100% pure geek. With military training.
Adm H Sopko: I play Ice Hockey and was Track captain... I do the fishing of the non-minigame variety..
Chromeus18: he'll be alright i bet. my friend went during the big fighting
SirAlexTheFirst: You write reviews of hockey video games and cosplay Shinji. :P
yummeiness: I am still not a geek. >.>
Chromeus18: i chop down aluminum poles with my neck, i'm a REAL MAN
yummeiness: I do not wath anime, porn, hentai, or play D&D . i am jsut a poser.
yummeiness: just*
Adm H Sopko: And I managed to get a hot, hot girlfriend while cosplaying Shinji. A geek can't pull that one off
Sarcazmo47: Oh yes, I hear there's a photo of Sopko and his gal cosplaying Shinji and Auska?
SirAlexTheFirst: You'd be amazed what geeks can do.
SirAlexTheFirst: :P
SirAlexTheFirst: Anyways
AndrewRogue: I... I... Uh... *counts off hobbies...* Wow. I am a complete and utter geek. Wow.
Adm H Sopko: Heh.
SirAlexTheFirst: Game on?
coughingpuppy: Er...being a geek doesn't mean you have to watch anime, porn, or hentai...I think that's one of the benefits of being a female geek.
yummeiness: Well, I was so.. I dunno... outcasted when i was in HS not even the D&D geeks would date me
yummeiness: Game on
AndrewRogue: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAME ON!
Adm H Sopko: CAAAAR!
Adm H Sopko: ::Moves the net::
yummeiness: (And I was being sarcastic ^-^)
SirAlexTheFirst: And as for Staci there, Hellsing begs to differ.
SirAlexTheFirst: ~~~~~~BEGIN~~~~~~~~
MysteryGiIgamesh: Hellsing!
Adm H Sopko: GAME ON!
AndrewRogue: (I need to see the rest of Hellsing <_<)
coughingpuppy: ((I've seen Hellsing and liked it. Doesn't mean I watch anime.))
Chromeus18: *puts on Jerri orthopedic underwear*
yummeiness: (I love porn, hentai, and watch anime constantly. infact, i have some bible black episodes i need to get rollin)
AndrewRogue: (*puts an Arianna panties... slowly to avoid pain*)
yummeiness: (Not to mention I have a Chinese girlfriend, which is so every geeks fantasy)
SirAlexTheFirst: So anyways
SirAlexTheFirst: You're all in jail.
Sarcazmo47: I thought we were talking to a big face?
AndrewRogue: (Yay!)
Chromeus18: that we were
yummeiness: (Except me and gil?)
SirAlexTheFirst: A very nice padded jail, and talking to a big face.
Sarcazmo47: Right!
SirAlexTheFirst: Except the people in Whittyre, of course. They're off at Core or something.
MysteryGiIgamesh: (Can you stop using neon green, dammit?)
Adm H Sopko: (Stop whining, Gil... best I tell you before Alex does)
Chromeus18: (don't worry, i can't read Andy's text without highlighting)
AndrewRogue: (Better?)
MysteryGiIgamesh: (It's not whining. :P)
Chromeus18: i need to clean my screen, brb
SirAlexTheFirst: (Yes it is. Other people are not going to change their font because you choose to use AOL. Highlight it and be still.)
Chromeus18: much better Andy!
MysteryGiIgamesh: (Actually, it only turns neon pink when highlighted. Same problem.)
MysteryGiIgamesh: (And it's easier for them to switch font color than it is for me to do anything else.)
AndrewRogue: (You're welcome ^_^ Anyway, what were we talking to the big face about? I remember a moral debate, but not much else.)
SirAlexTheFirst: The giant head on the wall, whom nobody still knows the name of except Hunter, is waiting for an answer.
coughingpuppy: ((An answer to what?))
SirAlexTheFirst: The question, which has been standing, is "Are you gonna go kill more people if we let you out of here?"
Chromeus18: ahh, clean
coughingpuppy: Aurelia has answered that question as far as she's going to, and so she just remains standing there, staring in silence at the talking face.
AndrewRogue: (Ah yes. Weren't we waiting on Verity giving an answer, or has no one done such?)
Chromeus18: we're waiting on Verity
Sarcazmo47: We are?
Sarcazmo47: For what?
Adm H Sopko: And everyone wants to make a philosophical stand about it
Chromeus18: an answer!
coughingpuppy: ((To answer the question. It was directed at him and Aurelia.))
Sarcazmo47: Didn't he say "I don't know."?
AndrewRogue: *Arianna sits on the floor, quietly, having already said her piece*
MysteryGiIgamesh: (Kirk. Please change your font color to something non-neon.)
MysteryGiIgamesh: (Last time I'm asking. Stop being a dick.)
SirAlexTheFirst: Seemingly unsatisfied with "I don't know, maybe", the woman responds, "I think they sort of want a promise that you won't slaughter another village or anything like that. Or kill more soldiers."
Adm H Sopko: (Why... does it matter?)
MysteryGiIgamesh: (Because it hurts to look at neon green on white.)
coughingpuppy: Aurelia's brow furrows. "I'm not going to risk breaking my word, however small that chance may be. I still can't give you a promise."
Adm H Sopko: (It's on a black background here...)
MysteryGiIgamesh: (And it's all white on my screen.)
SirAlexTheFirst: (Gil. Quit it. Now.) "So.. you'll adhere to your word, then?", she asks hopefully.
coughingpuppy: "To any promise I give you, yes."
AndrewRogue: (Grah, BRB)
Dark Japheth has entered the room.
Dark Japheth: Greetings.
Chromeus18: holy crap
Chromeus18: GOOOOOORTH
Adm H Sopko: ::Just stands back, letting the others debate and promise::
SirAlexTheFirst: "Can you promise to not murder people, maybe? I know you think you have to fight in self-defense, but I think they're not talking about that..."
Chromeus18: *plops dwarvenly onto the ground* "They're waitin' for yer answer, Verity."
Sarcazmo47: BRB
AndrewRogue: (Baaack)
Dark Japheth: (So... uhh... someone care to recap in IM to the poor guy who is stuck on 56k?)
coughingpuppy: Aurelia is still frowning. "I'll do what's necessary at the time, as I've always done. If that requires murder...I can't say I'll like doing it, but I'll do what I have to."
Adm H Sopko: ((Oh yeah... ::Cues up the AND Season 2 OP:: ))
MysteryGiIgamesh has left the room.
yummeiness has left the room.
Dark Japheth: Lag?
Dark Japheth: (Guess not.)
AndrewRogue: (*sighs*)
SirAlexTheFirst: The giant face on the wall looks rather disappointed.
SirAlexTheFirst: "Well, I'll go talk to them. I think they'll take that, but if not I'll be back here. Do you need food or anything?"
coughingpuppy: She just shakes her head.
AndrewRogue: "No. I'm fine. Thank you though. Bandon? Hunter? Jerri?"
Chromeus18: *stomach rumbles a bit* "I can hold out.."
Adm H Sopko: "Sure. Food wouldn't be too bad."
SirAlexTheFirst: "Okay. Please, try to have fun!" She smiles, and the giant face is abruptly replaced with wall.
Chromeus18: "Fun in a prison cell?"
Chromeus18: (shut up PF)
SirAlexTheFirst: Several bowls of steaming... oatmeal? appear on a low table on the side of the room, along with two pitchers of water, cups and utensils.
AndrewRogue: (Ahem, we interrupt AND to bring this late breaking announcement. Two players have just gone south. Looks like Gorth is on his own.) "We could... play a game or something." *she laughs, weakly*
Dark Japheth: (Oh nos.)
Chromeus18: *stares at the food for a moment* "Game later lass.." *grabs a bowl*
Dark Japheth: (The guy with unreliable internet access is on his own for a while? However will you keep entertained?)
coughingpuppy: Aurelia leans back against the wall and looks at the ground, silent. Once in a while she glances up at the wall where the face was.
AndrewRogue: *she'll lay back and lift her hand to stare idly at a ring on her right hand*
Chromeus18: *gobbles down a bowl*
Adm H Sopko: ::He walks over to the bowl and eats in a bit more civilized manner than Jerry::
Adm H Sopko: ::He looks a bit preoccupied though, as if thinking::
Chromeus18: "Not exactly tasty, but satisfying." *pours a glass of water* "Anyone thirsty?"
Adm H Sopko: ::He nods in agreement and pours his own glass. His movements seem a bit sluggish::
AndrewRogue: "A little Jerri. Mind pouring a glass?"
Chromeus18: "Not at all." *hands Aria his glass and pours another*
AndrewRogue: "Thank you."
Chromeus18: "I hope your answer was satisfactory, Verity.. I've seen too many prison cells recently."
coughingpuppy: Aurelia takes a look around the place. "If they're all like this then I don't see why you should complain."
Dark Japheth: (indeed. This is more of a country club than prison!)
Chromeus18: "Haw, hardly. Remember this is the prison of the goddess of love."
Adm H Sopko: ::To himself:: ~What is this supposed to be then? The conjugal visit room?~
coughingpuppy: "Then I suppose we chose the right people to offend."
AndrewRogue: *sets the glass off to her side* "Is this... is it typical for a Church of Luthien Bandon?"
SirAlexTheFirst: (Kirk seems to be dead)
SirAlexTheFirst: (Bandon would answer yes, because it is)
coughingpuppy: ((He said above that he had to leave for something.))
Chromeus18: (*casts Resurrect PC IX*)
AndrewRogue: *she nods and lays back, sliding the ring off to examine it closer, occasionally sipping from the water*
Chromeus18: *glugs his water*
Adm H Sopko: ::Hunter takes his glass of water back to where he was sitting, looking more sluggish than before::
SirAlexTheFirst: (Nothing's happening for a while. RP or tell me to skip ahead)
Adm H Sopko: Hunter and Aria are having a conversation in thoughts... other than that... skip ahead, I guess
AndrewRogue: *noticing something* "Aurelia... what happened to that other girl who was with you?"
coughingpuppy: Aurelia looks up when she hears her name. "Which? The half-elf?"
AndrewRogue: "The... the giggling one."
coughingpuppy: She smirks at the description, but the expression leaves when she explains, "She's dead. Though not by my hand or Verity's."
AndrewRogue: *looks a little startled* "But... what happened?"
coughingpuppy: "A rather impulsive decision on her part." She shrugs. "I did what I could."
AndrewRogue: *she stares at her kind of vacantly for a moment before looking away*
coughingpuppy: Aurelia seems - probably not surprisingly - rather unbothered, and finally sits down to wait for the face to reappear, still leaned against the wall.
Chromeus18: (*takes ritalin to contain his excitement*)
SirAlexTheFirst: The face isn't reappearing for quite some time.
AndrewRogue: *she sighs* "You sure you aren't up for a game of some sort Jerri. We might be here a while."
Chromeus18: "Sure lass, what's yer pleasure?"
Chromeus18: (shut up PF)
AndrewRogue: (Heh) "I was sort of hoping you had an idea."
Chromeus18: "Hmmmm... lemme think..."
AndrewRogue: (unless of course everyone wants to fast forward. I'm sure there are more entertaining things for you all then watching Jerri and Aria come up with a game. ^_~)
Dark Japheth: (Calvinball!)
Chromeus18: (if not, i'm deafulting to..... Calvinball)
AndrewRogue: (Calvinball?)
Chromeus18: "Take out 20 coins Aria."
Chromeus18: "Make that 18"
AndrewRogue: *takes her baggie and counts them out*
Chromeus18: is there any paper and ink lying around? enough for a checkerboard?
Adm H Sopko: ::Hunter just seems to be absorbed in his thoughts in his spot::
SirAlexTheFirst: There is.
Chromeus18: *takes a large sheet of paper and draws an 8x8 grid on it* "You've seen this game before Aria" *smiles*
AndrewRogue: *she chuckles quietly* "Last time I saw it was quite an event.
Chromeus18: *arranges the game in checkers fashion, one side is heads the other is tails*
Chromeus18: "Ye know how to play right?"
AndrewRogue: "Its checkers, right?"
Chromeus18: "That it is"
AndrewRogue: Then that I do.
Chromeus18: "Ladies first." *motions for her to start*
Chromeus18: (or i suppose an Int check would work for a quick game :P)
AndrewRogue: (Hmm... and how to conduct a game of checkers?)
SirAlexTheFirst: (Bid some mental traits. But we're not in that system, so opposed Int, I guess.)
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
AndrewRogue: Whee, 12.
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
Chromeus18: +0, so whatever i get
AndrewRogue: (19)
Adm H Sopko: Chess would be hell... you could use Bluff checks and stuff
AndrewRogue: *get's Dwarf-handled in a rather grueling game*
Chromeus18: "Good game lass!"
AndrewRogue: "Thank you. It looks like I need more practice." *smiling*
Chromeus18: "Care to play again? Or would someone else like to play?"
AndrewRogue: *she sighs* "Since it looks like we still have time, I'll play again."
Chromeus18: "This time I'll go first, maybe you'll have an advantage"
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
Chromeus18: (roll?)
AndrewRogue: (15)
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
Chromeus18: -_-
AndrewRogue: Ow. Aria makes a glaring error early on and it just gets worse.
AndrewRogue: Eventually, Jerri manages to jump a majority of her pieces at once.
AndrewRogue: "With age comes wisdom I suppose."
Chromeus18: "Just study the game, watch what I do and try to figure it out before I can pull it off" *smiles*
Chromeus18: brb
Chromeus18: "Hunter come play a game with Aria!"
Adm H Sopko: ::He looks up, a bit surprised, and a little nervous:: "Ah... okay..."
AndrewRogue: *her face turns the slightest bit pink as she re-adjusts to look at the board* "I wish they'd hurry."
Adm H Sopko: ::He walks over, taking Jerry's place and playing the game::
Sarcazmo47: With the back-ness.
AndrewRogue: "Y-you first Hunter?"
AndrewRogue: (Yay, Kirk return-th. BRB, need to switch laundry)
Sarcazmo47: Bandon is hangin' out by Arianna.
Adm H Sopko: ::He nods::
*OnlineHost*: Adm H Sopko rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
Adm H Sopko: 13
coughingpuppy: Aurelia watches them play for a while and almost seems to be trying to analyze what they're doing, but eventually grows bored of that and closes her eyes, leaning her head back against the wall.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
AndrewRogue: And again, Aria loses. Closer this time though.
Sarcazmo47: Verity demolishes one of the bowls of oatmeal, not with any sort of relish, but very efficiently.
AndrewRogue: "Maybe you should take my place Bandon. I... don't seem to be very good at this. Maybe my dad always played easy with me."
Sarcazmo47: Bandon laughs. "I was never any good at games."
AndrewRogue: "You can't do worse then I have."
Adm H Sopko: "I could always play Jerry..."
AndrewRogue: *she claps her hands together and scoots out of the way* "A match of champions!" *playfully*
Chromeus18: back
Sarcazmo47: Verity finishes the meal, sets the spoon down, and then steps over to the group of kids at play.
Chromeus18: "If ye wish Hunter."
Chromeus18: *sits and let's Hunter move first*
Adm H Sopko: "Why not?" ::To himself:: ~Better than playing Bandon right now...~
*OnlineHost*: Adm H Sopko rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
Adm H Sopko: Ouch
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
Dark Japheth: LOL
AndrewRogue: (PWNed.)
Chromeus18: what'd i get?
Adm H Sopko: 13
AndrewRogue: (13... to -9)
Chromeus18: we should resolve big battles this way >_>
Adm H Sopko: ::After the first few moves, Hunter's elbow suddenly falls from his knee and he falls right into the board, messing the game up:":
Dark Japheth: (Look, I got two more points on my Fight skill check than he did!)
Dark Japheth: (DM- You win. You have 1d20 + Skill Rank HP left.)
Chromeus18: (i mean with checkers :P)
Adm H Sopko: ::He blushes, then starts to laugh::
AndrewRogue: *she laughs cheerfully, leaning back with Bandon* "Looks like I'm not the only clumsy one."
Chromeus18: "We'll play again, that one doesn't count."
Chromeus18: *resets the board*
Adm H Sopko: "Ahh... alright."
Sarcazmo47: Verity will observe the game in silence, and then offer, "Perhaps a more evolved game would offer you a chance to redeem yourself, boy hero."
Sarcazmo47: And he'll produce a small leather pack and offer it to the players.
Adm H Sopko: "What? Chess?"
Chromeus18: "What's this called?"
Sarcazmo47: Verity nods to Hunter.
Dark Japheth: (Its Pazaak!)
Adm H Sopko: "I guess... after this game"
Chromeus18: "Wish I knew ye had that earlier.."
AndrewRogue: "Oh! Its been years since I played chess! My dad kept an old set in his room. He dusted it off once or twice to play me. Mom too."
Chromeus18: "Make your move lad."
*OnlineHost*: Adm H Sopko rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
Adm H Sopko: ::Slaps his forehead::
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
Chromeus18: (roll?)
AndrewRogue: (20!)
Adm H Sopko: ((::Paints that OOC:: ))
AndrewRogue: (30 - 4... a commanding win!)
Chromeus18: COC has shifted to anyone opposing me!
Adm H Sopko: "Well, Verity... now that I've been shown up throughly... how about that Chess?"
Dark Japheth: (Holy god. Its true.)
Sarcazmo47: Verity hands him the leather packet.
Adm H Sopko: ::He sets up the pieces to their places:: "You and me, I'm guessing?"
AndrewRogue: "Mmm... you want something to eat or drink Bandon?"
Chromeus18: "Good game Hunter, ye can use the.... 'board' I made, unless ye've got a real wooden one stashed away" *looks to Verity*
Sarcazmo47: Upon closer observation, it appears to be a very unusual material.
Dark Japheth: (*grins wickedly*)
Sarcazmo47: And the packet unrolls to reveal an intricate design.
Sarcazmo47: *chessboard design
Sarcazmo47: Verity shrugs and seats himself opposite Hunter.
Chromeus18: "I'll just save this one for later then..." *rolls up the paper board*
Adm H Sopko: ::Sets up the board, himself using black::
coughingpuppy: Aurelia opens her eyes eventually so she can watch, but remains where she is against the wall instead of going over to the group.
Chromeus18: *observes the game from the side*
Adm H Sopko: Survival check for mr. Kirk
*OnlineHost*: Adm H Sopko rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
Adm H Sopko: 11
Sarcazmo47: Chess of Heroes!
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
AndrewRogue: (XD)
Chromeus18: oh nos
Adm H Sopko: ::Notices the odd material:: "What is this?" ::He makes his first move::
Sarcazmo47: Verity keeps his eyes on the board. "What is what?"
Chromeus18: (Fetus cartilage)
Adm H Sopko: ::Seeing Verity trouncing him, he tries to sense the way he is playing:: (Sense motive!<G>)
Sarcazmo47: Ooo.
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
*OnlineHost*: Adm H Sopko rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
Adm H Sopko: 17... but no<G>
Sarcazmo47: He's gonna Castle....oh, crap!
Chromeus18: en passant, en passant!
Dark Japheth: (This is so indescribably amusing!)
Sarcazmo47: ((I thought so.))
Adm H Sopko: ::Seeing that not work, he tries going on the all out offensive, trying to bluff like he has a strategy::
AndrewRogue: (*chuckles*)
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
Dark Japheth: (....and what about diplomacy? "Don't take this pawn. This is not the pawn you are looking for!")
*OnlineHost*: Adm H Sopko rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
Adm H Sopko: 14
AndrewRogue: *looks back to Bandon* "Are you sure you're worse than Hunter?"
Sarcazmo47: He doesn't buy it.
coughingpuppy: Aurelia looks amused from where she's sitting.
Sarcazmo47: Bandon barks a laugh. "I'm never sure. Let's get something to eat."
Adm H Sopko: And at last, seeing no other way out of it and no stopping the dreaded 20, he falls back to regular playing for the final roll::
*OnlineHost*: Adm H Sopko rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
Adm H Sopko: 15... looks like I lose<G>
Sarcazmo47: It's actually a damn good game.
AndrewRogue: *she casts another glance and giggle at the board as she stands*
Sarcazmo47: What Hunter lacks in pure skill he compensates for in unaticipated tactics.
Chromeus18: *just studies*
Adm H Sopko: ::The mark of a true amateur::
Sarcazmo47: His somewhat haphazard offense, however, grinds itself to dust against a defense that seems immovable.
Sarcazmo47: Ultimately, Verity simply outlasts him, and takes the win.
Adm H Sopko: ::He at least manages a check or two before Verity makes his defense crumble::
Adm H Sopko: ::Chuckles a bit:: "Well... looks like I'll have to wait to redeem myself"
Chromeus18: "Wonderful game. Chess is much more engrossing than checkers."
AndrewRogue: *she returns with porridge and water and hands it over to Bandon before resuming a spot on the floor* "Here you go." *and to Hunter* "You might just be worse then me." *with a smile*
Adm H Sopko: ::He smiles:: "I beat you, didn't I?"
Sarcazmo47: "It's leather." he murmurs, gesturing to the board, then stands up and goes over to sit by Aurelia.
AndrewRogue: "How is it Bandon?"
Adm H Sopko: ::Nods:: "Just checking... never know these days..." ::He backs away from the board::
Sarcazmo47: Bandon seems reminded when Aria asks him and suddenly starts digging into his porridge.
coughingpuppy: Aurelia looks up at him when he moves to sit beside her, but stays quiet as usual.
Chromeus18: *pulls out the paper board and a pen and doodles to pass time*
AndrewRogue: *looks to Bandon in an anticipatory manner* "Well?"
Sarcazmo47: Bandon swallows what appears to be an unhealthily large gulp and says "It's good."
AndrewRogue: "Don't choke..."
Sarcazmo47: Bandon chuckles nervously, pats his chest, and continues eating.
Sarcazmo47: ((*presses the fast forward button*))
Chromeus18: *mashes it*
SirAlexTheFirst: Okay!
Chromeus18: *the doodle turns into an impressive, if amateur, rendition of a sunset behind an ocean*
SirAlexTheFirst: After a good 6 hours or so, the room lights dim further.
Sarcazmo47: ((Please turn off all pagers and cell phones.))
AndrewRogue: "It must be getting towards dusk..."
coughingpuppy: Aurelia's probably fallen asleep by then, or seems to have done so.
Chromeus18: "I hope it's not bed-time.."
SirAlexTheFirst: That's about all that happens.
Sarcazmo47: *pushes the fast forward button harder*
Chromeus18: so there's no doors at all in here?
AndrewRogue: *uses Skip Chapter*
Adm H Sopko: ::Hunter looks around the room, having been keeping himself awake on purpose::
*OnlineHost*: Adm H Sopko rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
Adm H Sopko: 20
Sarcazmo47: Verity does nothing interesting whatsoever. He sleeps.
Sarcazmo47: Bandon regales Aria in low tones with tales of his misadventures before he met the group.
SirAlexTheFirst: There's nothing odd or sinister in the room.
Chromeus18: doors would be quite refreshing though
Adm H Sopko: Anything good now?
AndrewRogue: *she grins and, for the most part, listens in rapt attention. Occasioanlly her focus seems to go away though. Amusingly, she probably dozes off and just lays out near Bandon after the first couple of hours.*
SirAlexTheFirst: Nooope. No doors.
SirAlexTheFirst: In another 10 hours, the lights brighten again.
Chromeus18: *snores*
Sarcazmo47: Bandon watches her creepily. I mean, cutely.
Adm H Sopko: ::Hunter wakes from his 3 hour nap, having been keeping watch for most of the night::
AndrewRogue: *sleeps like the little virgin angel she is*
SirAlexTheFirst: ......
AndrewRogue: (<_<)
Sarcazmo47: *mashes the fast-forward button some more*
SirAlexTheFirst: Well, the lights gradually brighten further over the next few hours.
Sarcazmo47: Until we all take searing light damage?
SirAlexTheFirst: Eventually, the face pops back up!
Adm H Sopko: ::He gets up, stretching out a bit. Despite not having his weapons, he keeps himself busy by going through some basic sword routines he learned::
Sarcazmo47: Verity grunts awake when - one assumes - the voice starts talking.
Chromeus18: *snores*
SirAlexTheFirst: Indeed.
SirAlexTheFirst: "Good morning! Is everything all right?"
Adm H Sopko: ::Still practicing after a few hours, he looks over to the wall again::
AndrewRogue: *sleeps unless something relatively loud occurs, or someone wakes her*
Adm H Sopko: Is it Kate again?
coughingpuppy: Aurelia eventually stirs awake when she hears someone talking and rubs at an eye, looking toward the face on the wall.
SirAlexTheFirst: It is.
Sarcazmo47: Bandon: "What are we waiting for, sister?"
Chromeus18: *snores*
SirAlexTheFirst: "I had to talk to the people. But they accepted your word, Mr. Verity and Miss Aurelia, so I think you're free to go now!"
Adm H Sopko: "Heh... so ends our longest incarceration yet."
SirAlexTheFirst: The girl seems more excited than anyone has a right to be setting people free from jail.
Sarcazmo47: Verity blinks and tries to remember what specific word he gave to this girl.
Chromeus18: *awakes groggily* "So.. *rubs eyes* We're out of here?"
Adm H Sopko: ::He walks up to the wall:: "Just curious... why were you the one to question us?"
coughingpuppy: Aurelia seems considerably less excited than the girl is, and just gets to her feet.
AndrewRogue: *stretching out on the ground* "Mmmm...?"
SirAlexTheFirst: ""Thanks for being patient and everything, and we'll have you out of there in a jiffy." She waves, and vanishes, but comes back as Hunter calls after her. "Me? Well, I'm new on the rehabilitation staff,
Sarcazmo47: Bandon puts his hand on Arianna shoulder. "We're being released."
SirAlexTheFirst: and I knew Hunter, so I volunteered. Did I do something wrong?"
Sarcazmo47: Verity starts laughing.
Sarcazmo47: Really hard.
coughingpuppy: Aurelia just raises an eyebrow. "Rehabilitation staff...?"
Adm H Sopko: ::As does Hunter, but not quite as hard as Verity::
Adm H Sopko: "No, no. You did nothing wrong..."
Sarcazmo47: He's laughing so hard that, after a few seconds, tears start to leak out of his eyes.
Dark Japheth: heh
AndrewRogue: *she stretches for another moment* "Really? That's nice."
Chromeus18: *blinks*
Sarcazmo47: He appears to be trying to get himself under control, but then a glance at the face on the wall sets him off again.
SirAlexTheFirst: Said face looks terribly confused now.
AndrewRogue: "Mmm? What's so funny?" *sitting up*
SirAlexTheFirst: "Mister Verity? Sir? Hunter? What's funny?"
Sarcazmo47: Verity eventually reduces himself to a chukle, but he just shakes his head and waves a hand in Kate's general direction.
Adm H Sopko: "Nothing... for me, it's just that you thought you did something wrong... Verity has his own reasons..."
SirAlexTheFirst: "Ah..." she laughs weakly, and vanishes.
Sarcazmo47: Verity finally looks up at Aurelia, his eyes still watering, and chokes out, "We've been rehabilitated!"
SirAlexTheFirst: A few seconds later, so does the room, and y'all are transported to the front of the Temple of Luthien. Or outside a large pretty circular building for those who haven't been here.
Adm H Sopko: ::He now gets what Verity was laughing at and manages another laugh::
coughingpuppy: Aurelia just smirks at that. "Apparently so. Without their efforts I certainly would feel like running out and massacring a village right now."
Sarcazmo47: He finally gets himself to his feet. "Hormones, most likely."
AndrewRogue: *is dazed for a moment, before looking a bit embarassed. Having just woken up and being in such ill-fitting clothes makes her look rather goofy. She looks to Verity and Aurelia and stares for a moment before smiling... slightly.*
coughingpuppy: Still smirking, she gives him a shove and takes a look around for a door.
Sarcazmo47: Outside.
Sarcazmo47: Verity is shoved and then looks around for a beardless dwarf. "Karn."
Adm H Sopko: ::He stretches out and checks around for his equipment::
AndrewRogue: *thinking about the time they lost...* "Hunter, maybe we should try and contact Rosa and let him know we'll be late?"
coughingpuppy: Oh, right. Starts to walk off the temple grounds, then.
coughingpuppy: But when she hears that she looks around for him. "He's probably still back at the inn."
SirAlexTheFirst: Karn's been with y'all, you know
Chromeus18: do we have our weapons back?
SirAlexTheFirst: He snaps to attention. "Yes, Master Verity?"
SirAlexTheFirst: And no, you do not have your weapons back.
Adm H Sopko: (Not again...)
SirAlexTheFirst: Nor do you have anything left in the rooms.
SirAlexTheFirst: Like say Aria's armor and such.
AndrewRogue: ...
Chromeus18: that's it, i'm going for unarmed attacks only
Adm H Sopko: ::Lucky he took everything with him::
coughingpuppy: ((Erk. Aurelia was wearing her armor when she was transported, does she still have it?))
Adm H Sopko: ::Just sans his weapons now::
Sarcazmo47: Verity nods and then looks at the others. "Go with the boy hero here and acquire an axe, nails, a hammer, and whatever other tools you think appropriate construction."
Sarcazmo47: *for
AndrewRogue: (Well... I'm going to look very stupid when I return to my room...)
Adm H Sopko: ::He looks to Verity:: "One, why? Two, no. We have to meet the Marquis now."
SirAlexTheFirst: Anything you had when transported, you have still.
Sarcazmo47: Verity quirks an eyebrow. "Have to? I doubt that. Besides, it will save a trip - we'll need those things where we're going anyway."
Chromeus18: we just have no weapons -_-
SirAlexTheFirst: "Yes, Master Verity." Karn nods, and bows, and takes Hunter by the arm and starts walking off.
Sarcazmo47: "If you can make it quick, all the better."
coughingpuppy: ((Oh! Alex! Since she slept, do I get new spells?))
Adm H Sopko: ::Hunter resists the dwarf::
SirAlexTheFirst: Yes, actually, she does.
Sarcazmo47: Verity then turns to Jerriford. "Go into the temple and see if their paladins will return the equipment that was appropriated."
coughingpuppy: ((Yay.))
SirAlexTheFirst: Karn looks back at Verity when Hunter throws him off.
AndrewRogue: "Hunter, you might to see if Rosa still has a circlet? We need to go back to the inn for things, and I still need to clear up a loose end or two..."
Sarcazmo47: Then, to Aria "Take Aurelia, go to the inn, and collect everything there."
Adm H Sopko: "He stole ours... and knowing him, he should still be wearing it."
Chromeus18: "Err.. This is a temple of Luthien. This may be better suited for Bandon."
Sarcazmo47: Verity shrugs at Jerriford. "Then take him with you."
Chromeus18: "Very well... Let's go Bandon." *heads back into the temple*
Sarcazmo47: Then, to Sopko, "Hurry, please. It won't take long. I don't require an entire work crew and scaffold. Just some basic materials."
Sarcazmo47: Bandon follows Jerri.
Adm H Sopko: ::Watching everyone walk off, he sighs and heads with Karn::
SirAlexTheFirst: Okay then!
coughingpuppy: Aurelia glances up at Verity. "And where are you going?"
Adm H Sopko: ~Marquis Dela Rosa?~
Sarcazmo47: "I'll wait here for you all to return. We'll head out when everyone is collected."
Chromeus18: *finds a passing priest* "Hi, my companions and I were recently in your 'rehabilitation facility', and would like to request our weapons back."
coughingpuppy: She nods and then heads towards the inn, briefly waiting to make sure Aria is coming along.
AndrewRogue: *she hops to it and follows*
SirAlexTheFirst: One at a time.
Chromeus18: (let me go, i'll be done quick!)
SirAlexTheFirst: Hunter and Karn first. As they're walking..
AndrewRogue: (Choose a party, Kupo!)
Chromeus18: (or ok)
SirAlexTheFirst: ~Where are you?~ Rosa's voice is curt even in your mind.
Adm H Sopko: ~We were detained by the Temple of Luthien with regards to the incident~
SirAlexTheFirst: ~I'm sure you were. You have thirty minutes to be here.~
Adm H Sopko: ~Right...~
Adm H Sopko: ::He relays this to all in the group who have circlets, and Aria::
Adm H Sopko: ::He looks to Karn as he leads him to the closest store having the items Verity requested:: "What is he planning anyway?" ::Hunter pauses at the entrance though::
SirAlexTheFirst: Karn walks Hunter into the nearest store that looks like it sells carpentry-related items, goes up to the counter, and says "Sir! I would like materials suitable for construction of a small wooden structure."
Adm H Sopko: ::Karn soon realizes Hunter is not currently with him. He's currently standing by the door, looking at some seal on the window of the store::
SirAlexTheFirst: Karn fails to care, and procures the materials with a liberal dollop of the gold coins Verity had displayed earlier.
Adm H Sopko: ::Just waits outside::
SirAlexTheFirst: Karn comes out with a large leather sack, and hands it to Hunter, saying "Carry these back to Master Verity, please."
SirAlexTheFirst: He turns around and reenters before Hunter can reply.
Adm H Sopko: ::He smirks, then walks back to the meeting place::
SirAlexTheFirst: Ah, the smirk.
SirAlexTheFirst: Tool of champions.
SirAlexTheFirst: Karn catches up to you fairly quickly, carrying a large armload of wooden planks, and walks on to Verity wordlessly.
SirAlexTheFirst: Next!
Sarcazmo47: Aria and Aurelia, or Jerri and Bandon?
SirAlexTheFirst: Jerri and Bandon.
Sarcazmo47: Bandon doesn't have a lot to add to "I want my possession back. Posessions I use for chopping people."
Chromeus18: *repeats above statement*
SirAlexTheFirst: The paladin, coming out, glances at Jerri. "We don't keep weapons in this temple. You'll have to look wherever they got put by the guys who took them."
Chromeus18: (ok, who took our weapons? i missed that part)
Sarcazmo47: (Other paladins.)
Dark Japheth: (I believe I'm probably going to have to leave now. Good night.)
Dark Japheth has left the room.
Chromeus18: "Well... do you know what usually happens to them?"
Adm H Sopko: (Melted down to make sex toys for the priestesses)
AndrewRogue: (Wow... these priestesses like it haaardcore. *shuts up*)
SirAlexTheFirst: He shrugs. "Depends. The whole rehabilitation thing is kind of odd... sometimes they melt them or something, depends on the people. You could try asking the judge who dealt with you."
Chromeus18: (Shocking vibrator +3!)
Chromeus18: (again i missed that part, anyone care to help?)
AndrewRogue: (Hunter mentioned her name. Stone wall girl. Kate.)
Chromeus18: (did he mention her name aloud?)
AndrewRogue: (That he did.)
Chromeus18: "Umm... I believe her name was Kate. Could we speak with her please?"
Adm H Sopko: (I never told anyone her name...)
Sarcazmo47: Fortunately, she told us all herself.
SirAlexTheFirst: "Kate... Kate who? I know a couple, but I don't think they're around here today. You should ask one of the actual priestesses."
AndrewRogue: (You used it... I coulda sworn.)
Sarcazmo47: Bandon will nods, thank the paladin politely, and head for the priestess running the day's duties.
Chromeus18: *sigh* "Alright, thanks anyways"
SirAlexTheFirst: "No problem." He heads off, and Bandon finds said priestess line dancing with a few other priestesses and some scruffy looking men.
Chromeus18: (...)
AndrewRogue: (I wanna convert to Luthien-ism <_<)
Chromeus18: (like country line dancing? or lord of the dancing?)
SirAlexTheFirst: A mix of both, really.
Sarcazmo47: Bandon joins in.
SirAlexTheFirst: They're singing a song about love, life, the universe, everything, sport, family, and the value of the home.
Chromeus18: *approaches and looks for Kate*
Chromeus18: (shoots Al for LUE reference)
SirAlexTheFirst: (shoots Chrome for not knowing what LUE is a reference TO)
Sarcazmo47: He also immediately makes up a verse pertaining to the positive nature of clenliness.
SirAlexTheFirst: Kate isn't around that you can see. Bandon was looking for the priestess in charge of daily duties, as indicated by her apron, and there she is.
Chromeus18: *looks to Bandon* "I hate to disrupt, but we're not here to dance.."
Sarcazmo47: Bandon disengages himself from them somewhat disappointedly and waits for the dance to end.
SirAlexTheFirst: The song concludes with an ode to the avoidance of obliteration of life forms, and Bandon is included
Chromeus18: *smiles glumly*
SirAlexTheFirst: The Apron Assigner looks at Bandon, very happily. "Yeeeessss?"
Chromeus18: "We're looking for Kate, she was our judge during my companions and my incarceration."
Adm H Sopko: (We were just released 5 minutes or so ago, right?)
SirAlexTheFirst: "Ahh. She's just left, I'm afraid, after dealing with her first case. She seemed a little upset. That was you, sir?"
Chromeus18: "Yes, it was. Do you know where we can find her?"
Adm H Sopko: (BOY THIS LOOKS GREAT)
SirAlexTheFirst: (.....)
Chromeus18: (She moved to Nagukor to commit seppuku! have a nice day!)
SirAlexTheFirst: (the heck?)
Adm H Sopko: (Yeah... we're looking for our JUDGE... we made her really upset somehow. Can you tell us where she is so we may get our weapons of death back?)
AndrewRogue: (heh)
Sarcazmo47: Bandon will interrupt. "Some of their possessions were taken when we were arrested, sister."
SirAlexTheFirst: "She was going home, I think. Her house is on the south side, near the archway and the Yarovan company building. You can't miss it, it's bright pink. I'm sure she won't mind you stopping in."
Chromeus18: "Alrighty, thank ye much, priestess, enjoy your dancing!"
SirAlexTheFirst: brb
AndrewRogue: (Bright Pink... near Yaravon. Plot point! Plot point! I call plot point! :p)
Sarcazmo47: Bandon trails along behind Jerriford.
Chromeus18: *marches dwarvenly to the bright pink house!*
SirAlexTheFirst: (Ummmm..... I might be kidnapped in a few minutes....)
SirAlexTheFirst: (or people might try to)
Chromeus18: baseball bats are your friends
SirAlexTheFirst: Anyways
coughingpuppy: ((This late?))
SirAlexTheFirst: You're going to her house?
Chromeus18: yep
AndrewRogue: (<_< Yell "You're not my Mommy or Daddy!" That always gets 'em.)
SirAlexTheFirst: (Yes this late. Werewolf just ended and it looks like people want to steal me for Vampire RP)
SirAlexTheFirst: (Actually, she IS my mommy, in Vampire)
Adm H Sopko: (Fight the urge, Alex)
Chromeus18: what an exciting RP life you live Alex
SirAlexTheFirst: (Kirk, Blaine says Hi)
AndrewRogue: (Well, so much for my idea <_< And here I thought we monopolized your roleplaying evenings, and here you're two timing us for some LARP ^_~)
SirAlexTheFirst: Argh. I also need to eat.
SirAlexTheFirst: I think we must sadly can here.
AndrewRogue: Blaar <_<
SirAlexTheFirst: Same thing tomorrow night!
SirAlexTheFirst: Except without the sex jokes!
Chromeus18: (commits seppuku with a hambone)
AndrewRogue: ...er, huh?
AndrewRogue: Are you implying gamey tomorrow Al, because, ah, unless you do it reeeal late, my players will beat me for not running <_<
SirAlexTheFirst: Oh. Never mind then
coughingpuppy: Maybe we could do AND Saturday, or something.
AndrewRogue: I'm free alllll weekend <_< *loves his so exciting life*
Chromeus18: saturday might be tough
Chromeus18: and my sunday, monday, and tuesday is booked
Adm H Sopko has left the room.
AndrewRogue: Oh, I should warn... in all liklihood, I'm not going to be here next Thursday, Friday or Saturday. Orientation-ish stuff at Berkeley.
SirAlexTheFirst: Well
SirAlexTheFirst: We'll see
SirAlexTheFirst: I might be back tonight'
coughingpuppy: Mrrrr. I'm going to bed, though.
SirAlexTheFirst: Might convince them not to kidnap me
SirAlexTheFirst: Oh well then
coughingpuppy: I have work tomorrow.
AndrewRogue: -_- Andrew sad, but its probably for the best.
Chromeus18: i'm expecting a call from rich tomorrow, telling me if i've bullshitted my way into a $22 an hour job telling other people what to do
coughingpuppy: If you don't end up going, Alex, around what time do you think you'd be back?
Sarcazmo47: You peoples.
Adm H Sopko has entered the room.
Adm H Sopko: ::Kicks AIM::
Adm H Sopko: Hello? ::Echoes::
coughingpuppy: I think Alex must have left...
Sarcazmo47: YOU'VE BEEN SELECTED!
Adm H Sopko: YES!
Adm H Sopko: For what?
Sarcazmo47: FOR THE BIG PRIZE!
AndrewRogue: Yay!
Adm H Sopko: YES!
Adm H Sopko: What is it?
Sarcazmo47: A FREE CONTRACT KILLING!
Adm H Sopko: YES!
Chromeus18: an official Amaryllis© brand dildo!
Adm H Sopko: Thank GOD I typed that in fast
Sarcazmo47: But it would have been ever so siggable.
AndrewRogue: XD
AndrewRogue: <_<
Adm H Sopko: ::Drops a pin::
AndrewRogue: ;_; On my foot meanie.
Chromeus18: *is stabbed after it passes through Andy's foot*
Sarcazmo47: It's the Magic Pin!
Chromeus18: anyone wanna duel?
AndrewRogue: Not while you have Hold Person :p
Chromeus18: get better will saves :P
Chromeus18: i won't use it, c'mon
AndrewRogue: Fine. I'll take ya.
Chromeus18: let me get on AIM real quick
Chromeus18 has left the room.
Chromeus18 has entered the room.
Chromeus18: back
AndrewRogue: Okay. Stipulations in the duel? Like, starting distance?
Chromeus18: whatever you want, 60 ft preferable
AndrewRogue: Heh... out of charging range, but sure :p
AndrewRogue: Leeeeeet's DUEL!
Chromeus18: remember, i haven't gained a level since last time we dueled >_>
Chromeus18: i'm still level 6
AndrewRogue: <_< This could be messy.
Chromeus18: or was that Hunter? i dunno
Sarcazmo47: You want to duel Verity?
Chromeus18: i won't use hold person though
AndrewRogue: All right :p Inits!
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
AndrewRogue: 11!
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
Sarcazmo47: CHROME VS ARIANNA!
Chromeus18: 16, i win
Sarcazmo47: ROUND 1!
Sarcazmo47: FIGHT!
Chromeus18: *casts Magic Vestment on himself, and selects Aria for Dodge!*
Chromeus18: +3 to my AC
AndrewRogue: Yummy. Done?
Chromeus18: yep
AndrewRogue: Steps up 20ft and pulls out that rarely used short bow and fires!
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
Chromeus18: AC to hit is 21
AndrewRogue: ...11 ain't cutting.
AndrewRogue: Done.
AndrewRogue: ...wait, switch to Guisarme, done :p
Chromeus18: *casts Shield of Faith* +3 more AC!
Chromeus18: done
AndrewRogue: Whee, Charge with Guisarme. Trip first! Touch AC?
Chromeus18: that would be 12
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
AndrewRogue: ...hit. Opposed Strength.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
Chromeus18: or dex for me
AndrewRogue: -_-
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
Chromeus18: +2 is 8
AndrewRogue: Want to try to counter-trip?
Chromeus18: nah
Chromeus18: *casts Shatter on your Guisarme*
Chromeus18: Will save for your weapon, unless it's magical
AndrewRogue: Magical.
Chromeus18: FAILE
Chromeus18: am i the only one without anything magical at all in the party?
Chromeus18: i step back 5 ft.
AndrewRogue: Actually, I'm the only one with magical stuff. Although that may soon be rectified <_<
Sarcazmo47: Does casting the spell provoke and AoO?
Chromeus18: actually it would
AndrewRogue: Oh yeah. AoO
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
AndrewRogue: ...nope.
Chromeus18: 24 is AC to hit now
Chromeus18: now your turn
Chromeus18: i'm 5 feet away
AndrewRogue: 15 feet away. Guis has reach.
Chromeus18: i think charge kinda puts you in threat range though
Chromeus18: you can't exactly charge, stop 10 feet away, then attack
Chromeus18: can you?
AndrewRogue: Reachy weapons do that.
Chromeus18: doesn't matter though
AndrewRogue: Right. Up 5ft and Full Attack. Trip.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
AndrewRogue: Hit. Opposed check.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
Chromeus18: +2 is 12
AndrewRogue: Tie... goes to defender.
Chromeus18: whew
AndrewRogue: Second attack... Trip.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
AndrewRogue: Hit.
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
Chromeus18: 20
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
AndrewRogue: ...stuffed.
Chromeus18: and a botch!
Chromeus18: in a full attack that normally ends your attack
AndrewRogue: No botching on opposed checks :p
Chromeus18: ah i guess so
Chromeus18: more attacks?
Chromeus18: i dunno what level you are
AndrewRogue: Nope.
Sarcazmo47: Duuude! There are no 11th level characters in the group.
AndrewRogue: Unless they're Verity :p
Sarcazmo47: Shush!
Chromeus18: *backs up 20 feet* AoO?
AndrewRogue: Nope.
Chromeus18: i'm leaving your threatened area, do you wish to take one?
AndrewRogue: Oh... yeah sure. >_< I forgot. Trip!
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
AndrewRogue: Hit.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
AndrewRogue: 16
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
Chromeus18: FAILE
AndrewRogue: Tripped! Follow up attack thanks to Improved Trip!
Chromeus18: and i stumble on the move back
Chromeus18: now you're hitting AC 20 due to prone
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
AndrewRogue: >_< Sunuva...
AndrewRogue: Done?
Chromeus18: i stand up
Chromeus18: now i'm done
AndrewRogue: Trip
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
AndrewRogue: Hit.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
AndrewRogue: 20
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
Chromeus18: 20
Chromeus18: whew!
Sarcazmo47: That actually goes to the person with the higher mod.
AndrewRogue: = mods though.
Sarcazmo47: Oh, nice.
AndrewRogue: Trip 2
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
AndrewRogue: ...miss.
AndrewRogue: Done.
Chromeus18: instead of moving away, i just cast a Prayer in your FACE! AoO me whore
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
Chromeus18: AC 24
AndrewRogue: Hit!
Chromeus18: roll damage
Sarcazmo47: +2 weapons will do that.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 2 4-sided dice: 4 4
Chromeus18: lvl 10 fighter, i assume?
Sarcazmo47: She's level 8.
AndrewRogue: 14+
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 2 6-sided dice: 5 6
Sarcazmo47: Hunter is level 8.
AndrewRogue: 25 total.
Chromeus18: so DC for concentrate is... 35?
Sarcazmo47: Bandon is level 8, and Karn is level 8.
AndrewRogue: Yeah.
Chromeus18: i auto fail, spell interrupted
AndrewRogue: Natural 20 possible.
Chromeus18: nope, not when your skill total is 12
Chromeus18: wait, yeah it is possible...
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
AndrewRogue: +10 on 20 ^_^
AndrewRogue: And sooo close.
Chromeus18: nope!
Chromeus18: prayer is lost, i take a 5 foot step back
Chromeus18: and done
AndrewRogue: A moment please.
Sarcazmo47: My first level fighter is pasting monsters.
Sarcazmo47: Go, go, little fighter!
AndrewRogue: You know the routine. 5ft up. Trip.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
AndrewRogue: Hit.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
AndrewRogue: 6
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
Chromeus18: 13 beats you
AndrewRogue: Trip 2.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
AndrewRogue: ...botch chance.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
AndrewRogue: ...no botch I think <_<
Chromeus18: no, but a miss
AndrewRogue: Anyway, sucky rolls. Done.
Chromeus18: *5 ft step, smacks you in the face with a longsword*
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
Chromeus18: uhh.. +6
AndrewRogue: Nope.
Chromeus18: end turn
AndrewRogue: Trag this. 5ft step back and SUNDER THE LONGSWORD.
Chromeus18: you better not
AndrewRogue: Opposed attack rolls! Taking 5 for Power Attack.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
Chromeus18: you need a touch attack first though
Chromeus18: right?
Sarcazmo47: No, it's an opposed attack roll.
Sarcazmo47: You get an AoO, except that she has Improved Sunder.
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 1-sided die: 1
AndrewRogue: ...
Chromeus18: uber
Sarcazmo47: Nice 1-sided die, there.
AndrewRogue: Uh, a 1 sided die? The physics!
Chromeus18: oh wait
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
Chromeus18: 13 for me
AndrewRogue: ...er, IS adds +4 to the roll, right?
Sarcazmo47: No.
Sarcazmo47: It prevents you from getting AoO'ed.
Sarcazmo47: Unless 3.5 is gayified.
AndrewRogue: Hmm... I thought it did. Lemme look <_<
Chromeus18: i go and memorize all the 3.0 rules, and WOTC releases 3.5 -_-
Sarcazmo47: Gayified.
AndrewRogue: Dumb luck prevails. 14!
AndrewRogue: Damage to the Longsword...
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 2 4-sided dice: 4 1
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 2 6-sided dice: 6 2
Sarcazmo47: So now IS adds +4 to the roll, as well?
AndrewRogue: Yep.
Sarcazmo47: Ugh.
Sarcazmo47: Gayified.
Chromeus18: what additional damage does your guisarme do?
AndrewRogue: 5+6+10 for 21. Then 8 that passes straight through DR.
AndrewRogue: Magic DM special damage.
Sarcazmo47: Actually....
Chromeus18: what kind though?
Sarcazmo47: Jerri is sort of good...
Sarcazmo47: So you might not deal that.
Chromeus18: Jerri is good
AndrewRogue: Bah. I don't know what DM magic does <_<
Sarcazmo47: ANyway.
Chromeus18: you should find out quick
Sarcazmo47: 21 damage.
Sarcazmo47: Longsword hardness is......10?
Chromeus18: does that destroy a basic longsword?
AndrewRogue: I'd have to ask Alex. Or rely on Kirk. It really is DM Magic Damage.
Chromeus18: hardness is 10
Sarcazmo47: I think you broke it.
AndrewRogue: I believe so.
Chromeus18: that's uber
AndrewRogue: And now... insult to injury. Trip!
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
AndrewRogue: AC?
Chromeus18: 12 as usual
AndrewRogue: Hit.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
AndrewRogue: 11
Chromeus18: and i'm tripped
AndrewRogue: IT follow up.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
AndrewRogue: 20?
Chromeus18: you probably hit 20 AC
AndrewRogue: Actually... no.
AndrewRogue: Missed. Done.
Chromeus18: you're 10 feet away, right?
AndrewRogue: Right.
Chromeus18: hmmmmm.....
Chromeus18: no weapon, no offensive spells i can use
Chromeus18: how long is your hair?
Sarcazmo47: Hold Person!
AndrewRogue: Cut above the shoulders :p
Chromeus18: i can't use hold person >_>
AndrewRogue: Go for it.
Chromeus18: heh, you sure?
Chromeus18: it's just gonna draw this out longer
AndrewRogue: *shrugs* I used my abilities fully. Use yours.
AndrewRogue: You win if it hits. CdG
Chromeus18: *stands, and casts Hold Person* AoO
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
Chromeus18: coup de grace for 1d3 isn't much
AndrewRogue: AC?
Chromeus18: 24
AndrewRogue: STUPID STUPID PA! >_<
AndrewRogue: In other words, total of 23 because of stupid Power Attack.
Chromeus18: heheh
Chromeus18: you normally have to call PA before the attack, but this is probably a pity miss :P
Chromeus18: and i'm taking it
AndrewRogue: Not really. PA lasts the whole round.
coughingpuppy: Mrrrrrk. Alex isn't back yet...I think I'm going to bed. 'Night, guys.
Chromeus18: g'nite
Sarcazmo47: Night!
coughingpuppy has left the room.
AndrewRogue: Night
Chromeus18: *casts Hold Person* gimme will save
AndrewRogue: DC?
Chromeus18: 19
Chromeus18: wait, no
Chromeus18: i've had too much beer i think... on to mountain dew
AndrewRogue: Heh...
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
Chromeus18: DC is 15
AndrewRogue: O_o LUCKY!
AndrewRogue: *thanks Aria's +0 Will Save*
Chromeus18: i have another, let's hope you get lucky twice
Chromeus18: your turn
AndrewRogue: Heh.
AndrewRogue: TRIP!
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
Chromeus18: miss
AndrewRogue: ...hit.
Chromeus18: oh yeah, hit
Chromeus18: level 8, +2 weapon
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
Chromeus18: 20 dex check yo
AndrewRogue: Beat.
AndrewRogue: Trip 2!
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
Chromeus18: ...
AndrewRogue: ...critical Trip!
Sarcazmo47: CRITICALLY TOUCH ATTACKED!
Sarcazmo47: PHEAR!
Chromeus18: you nudged your guisarme against my testicles!
AndrewRogue: :p
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
AndrewRogue: Opposed check....
Chromeus18: 17
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
AndrewRogue: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AndrewRogue: Done.
Chromeus18: *change of pace* grapple!
Chromeus18: touch attack
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
AndrewRogue: Yeah.
Chromeus18: 15
Chromeus18: hit?
AndrewRogue: Very much so.
Chromeus18: *FEAT OF STRENGTH*
AndrewRogue: Here's the magic 3?
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
AndrewRogue: Amazing, no 3!
Chromeus18: 18
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
Chromeus18: errr.. 15
Chromeus18: my bad
AndrewRogue: ...grappled.
Sarcazmo47: No, you add your BAB to that one.
AndrewRogue: ...18 total then.
Chromeus18: 19 for me then
Chromeus18: thanks to FoS
Sarcazmo47: GRAPPLED!
Chromeus18: *pins you to the ground*
Chromeus18: *unarmed attack, with FOS!*
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
AndrewRogue: Total?
Chromeus18: 13
Chromeus18: and you're prone
AndrewRogue: Yep.
AndrewRogue: Done?
Chromeus18: is that a miss?
AndrewRogue: 13 hits.
Chromeus18: ok
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 3-sided die: 2
Chromeus18: 6 damage -_-
Chromeus18: subdual, of course
AndrewRogue: 73 to go <_<
Chromeus18: and i think i'll submite
Chromeus18: with no weapon, i can't do anything to you
AndrewRogue: Heh. Aria ain't bad at disabling stuff :p
Chromeus18: i've used all my buff spells except for magic weapon, which ain't gonna do much good >_>
AndrewRogue: Even level, you have a good chance at me. Especially considering my new PrC takes away my combat focus :p
Adm H Sopko: Heh
Chromeus18: i'm two levels lower, i think i hung fairly well
Chromeus18: and without spells prepared to deal with one on one fights
AndrewRogue: Indeed. My rolls did not help :p
Adm H Sopko: Lets have another chess match!
AndrewRogue: Dueling Verity, hang on :p
Sarcazmo47: Whee!
Chromeus18: that 25 damage dropped me to 41/63 hp, i couldn't last
Chromeus18: ack, 39/63
Adm H Sopko: Looks like I'm gonna have an even rougher time establishing myself as a leader than I thought...
Chromeus18: whatever, Jerri is not equipped to deal with his companions
Sarcazmo47: Why's that, Sopko?
Chromeus18: i'm gonna reorganize Jerri's spells
AndrewRogue: Gotta admit, Jerri is killer <_<
Adm H Sopko: Verity's commanding personality is very overpowering to someone just starting out on that road
Sarcazmo47: Oh.
Sarcazmo47: Hmm.
Sarcazmo47: You could gag him.
Adm H Sopko: He's got the experience, the knowledge and the presence... three things Hunter doesn't have<G>
AndrewRogue: Then get AWESOME and get them.
Adm H Sopko: I'ma trying<G>
Adm H Sopko: Doesn't happen overnight...
Adm H Sopko: He's gotten a bit better than he was. It's just gonna take time and this RP is moving slowly<G>
Chromeus18: Jerri will help!
Adm H Sopko: Yay
AndrewRogue: *loses Primary weapon to Verity*
Adm H Sopko: But it'll be a good challenge RP-wise.
Chromeus18: Jerri needs more of a role though :-(
Adm H Sopko: Be a Warrior-Cleric!
Sarcazmo47: Well, as an attempt to console you both.......Verity's going to quiet down and stop telling people what to do shortly.
Adm H Sopko: Really? Heh...
Adm H Sopko: I'm just wondering why he needs some construction equipment<G> Building the Marquis a Trojan horse?
Chromeus18: Jerri's entire character is built around NOT being a warrior, i'd have to re-evaluate him then
AndrewRogue: He's building a cabin in the woods :p
Sarcazmo47: Damn! YOU READ MY MIND!
Adm H Sopko: Is Verity gonna be leaving our fold?<G>
Sarcazmo47: Could be.
Adm H Sopko: oo
Chromeus18: Kirk can be the original Amaryllis's PF!
Sarcazmo47: Eh?
Chromeus18: you've got/had 3 characters so far, right?
Sarcazmo47: .....no.
Chromeus18: Marquis, Bandon, Verity
Sarcazmo47: Well, if you want to get technical.
Chromeus18: unless 1st grade lied to me, that's three
AndrewRogue: Verity vs Aria... END
AndrewRogue: Ohhhh the pain -_-
Sarcazmo47: Being at -60 HP is a bad thing.
Chromeus18: get 3 more, and you'll be AND's PF
AndrewRogue: Hey, I'm impressed I managed to stand for that long against you :p
Sarcazmo47: What did PF do?
AndrewRogue: Remember folks, never duel someone who can Smite your particular alignment, several times :p
Sarcazmo47: Six, to be precise.
Chromeus18: PF had a habit of getting bored with his character, so he'd make new ones constantly
Chromeus18: he went through six before gorth finally said "Nope, no more"
Adm H Sopko: Heh
AndrewRogue: Damn IT is a killer feat.
Adm H Sopko: Doobie doobie doo
Chromeus18: kirk is a different case i think
Chromeus18: but it's leading towards that
AndrewRogue: Kirk is playing characters for Alex :p
Chromeus18: that can't be a happy situation
AndrewRogue: I thiiiink I should go to bed <_<
AndrewRogue: Yeah. Definitely. Night ya'll.
Adm H Sopko: Later