(9:37:58 PM) You have just entered room "Amaryllis New Dawn."
(9:38:01 PM) psychopenguin313 has entered the room.
(9:38:02 PM) MysteryGiIgamesh has entered the room.
(9:38:09 PM) Chromeus18 has entered the room.
psychopenguin313 (9:38:10 PM): Alex is doing homework, stop IMing him?
MysteryGiIgamesh (9:38:21 PM): o_O
(9:38:26 PM) Adm H Sopko has entered the room.
MysteryGiIgamesh (9:38:27 PM): Peng's in this game, too?
Adm H Sopko (9:38:31 PM): =-P
MysteryGiIgamesh (9:38:35 PM): I didn't even know it, heh.
psychopenguin313 (9:38:37 PM): Yeah, although I've been pretty inactive.
MysteryGiIgamesh (9:38:48 PM): Ahh.
psychopenguin313 (9:38:51 PM): Considering I've been amazingly dead these past two weeks...
MysteryGiIgamesh (9:40:10 PM): Hmm..
MysteryGiIgamesh (9:40:15 PM): Cold air.
psychopenguin313 (9:40:17 PM): So, no game tonight?
MysteryGiIgamesh (9:40:20 PM): and stupid cats.
Adm H Sopko (9:40:30 PM): SirAlextheFirst (9:37:32 PM): There will be
MysteryGiIgamesh (9:40:32 PM): ...Why would he gather us if there was no game?
MysteryGiIgamesh (9:40:34 PM): Heh.
psychopenguin313 (9:40:40 PM): I dunno. To alert us that there would be no game?
Chromeus18 (9:41:03 PM): nah
MysteryGiIgamesh (9:41:05 PM): Well, he normally tells us individually if there's no game.
MysteryGiIgamesh (9:42:05 PM): Oh, and peng?
psychopenguin313 (9:42:10 PM): ?
MysteryGiIgamesh (9:42:12 PM): You know that girl I mentioned?
psychopenguin313 (9:42:16 PM): Ja.
MysteryGiIgamesh (9:42:33 PM): Her name is Amber. And no, it's not the same Amber from before. o_O
psychopenguin313 (9:42:44 PM): Ah.
MysteryGiIgamesh (9:42:59 PM): First time I talked to her I was like "Uhh.....Damn. o_O"
MysteryGiIgamesh (9:43:06 PM): "What?"
MysteryGiIgamesh (9:43:17 PM): "Oh, nothing, you just have the same name as my greatest headahce ever."
psychopenguin313 (9:43:23 PM): Heh.
MysteryGiIgamesh (9:43:24 PM): *headache
MysteryGiIgamesh (9:44:00 PM): And, since Alex isn't starting yet (or so it appears), it's time for me to do a few things around the house. Be back pretty soon.
psychopenguin313 (9:45:09 PM): Ditto. Like the last session, I'm probably going to have to cut it short, because I'm sick and I have class tomorrow. Which really sucks, considering I haven't really participated at all in this... >_<
Adm H Sopko (9:46:45 PM): Wonder what'll happen this session
Chromeus18 (9:48:28 PM): Gorth gets kicked in the balls for wanton slaughter
Adm H Sopko (9:49:21 PM): I wouldn't doubt it
Adm H Sopko (9:55:16 PM): This new comedy with Charlie Sheen is actually pretty funny
MysteryGiIgamesh (9:57:54 PM): Charline Sheen. Ben Vereen, Shrink to the size of a lima bean!
MysteryGiIgamesh (9:57:58 PM): *Charlie
MysteryGiIgamesh (9:58:21 PM): A cookie to anyone that remembers where that phrase is from.
psychopenguin313 (9:59:57 PM): Back.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:02:14 PM): *wonders where Alex is* _>
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:02:17 PM): *>_>
Adm H Sopko (10:02:39 PM): Doing homework
(10:03:35 PM) popichuelo76 has entered the room.
(10:03:36 PM) Avatar of Soul has entered the room.
popichuelo76 (10:03:44 PM): hello gentlemen
Avatar of Soul (10:03:52 PM): How are you???
popichuelo76 (10:04:08 PM): I am absolutely wonderful, yourself?
Avatar of Soul (10:04:18 PM): Pretty good.
psychopenguin313 (10:04:27 PM): This has been the worst month ever.
Avatar of Soul (10:04:31 PM): I got to make a low level rogue, and it was pretty good.
psychopenguin313 (10:04:37 PM): So far.
Avatar of Soul (10:04:38 PM): Ouch. You ok?
psychopenguin313 (10:04:53 PM): Been sick for two weeks.
popichuelo76 (10:04:54 PM): oh, btw Chrome/Gorth, my article was printed
popichuelo76 (10:04:58 PM): but my scanner is dumb
psychopenguin313 (10:05:01 PM): Or so. A little longer.
Avatar of Soul (10:05:22 PM): Ouch.
psychopenguin313 (10:05:25 PM): 's not fun.
Chromeus18 (10:05:39 PM): gogo popi!
popichuelo76 (10:05:51 PM): the funny thing is
popichuelo76 (10:05:57 PM): the teachers are giving me uber support
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:06:02 PM): Article?
Avatar of Soul (10:06:20 PM): Popi's school had a "Homosexual day" for school spirit week.
popichuelo76 (10:06:24 PM): yes, about our school promoting cross dressing =/
Avatar of Soul (10:06:28 PM): Popi, being a rational heterosexual, disliked this.
Avatar of Soul (10:06:30 PM): And wrote his paper.
psychopenguin313 (10:06:44 PM): Hah.
psychopenguin313 (10:07:28 PM): Printed where? School paper?
popichuelo76 (10:07:35 PM): city newspaper
psychopenguin313 (10:08:08 PM): That's cool. Congrats.
popichuelo76 (10:08:13 PM): thanks
Avatar of Soul (10:09:15 PM): Anyway
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:09:18 PM): ...How is being gay supposed to promote school spirit in the first place?
Avatar of Soul (10:09:24 PM): Whats happening with the game?
Avatar of Soul (10:09:27 PM): Exactly, Gil.
Avatar of Soul (10:09:28 PM): :P
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:09:53 PM): And, the game is waiting for Alex.
popichuelo76 (10:10:14 PM): i think screamer is back from boot camp
popichuelo76 (10:10:20 PM): i saw him on a few times in the last week
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:10:32 PM): Screamer?
popichuelo76 (10:10:40 PM): the guy who played grag in amaryllis
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:10:46 PM): Oh.
popichuelo76 (10:10:47 PM): the other kickass half-orc
SirAlextheFirst (10:10:57 PM): If you want to make the game come faster, YOU calculate the Real GDP of Bananaland using both the base year and the chain-weighted GDP methods and compare and contrast the differences.
SirAlextheFirst (10:11:08 PM): Screamer's been back for a while now.
Avatar of Soul (10:11:16 PM): Yeah
Avatar of Soul (10:11:26 PM): Him- "You were Karnage? Keen."
popichuelo76 (10:11:30 PM): heh
Avatar of Soul (10:11:32 PM): "How was it like roleplaying your death?"
Avatar of Soul (10:11:37 PM): me- "I dunno."
psychopenguin313 (10:11:46 PM): I forgot everything I knew about math when I didn't have to take it anymore.
Avatar of Soul (10:11:50 PM): Same here.
popichuelo76 (10:11:52 PM): hey alex, how are you doing?
Avatar of Soul (10:11:57 PM): Although I can still factor stuff. Sometimes.
Avatar of Soul (10:11:57 PM): :P
Chromeus18 (10:11:58 PM): the answer is 92.464 Alex
SirAlextheFirst (10:12:13 PM): The answer is BALEETED
psychopenguin313 (10:12:29 PM): *wheezes*
Avatar of Soul (10:12:32 PM): Flagrant System Error
SirAlextheFirst (10:12:44 PM): Popi.
SirAlextheFirst (10:12:50 PM): What you say.
popichuelo76 (10:13:16 PM): Hows it going?
SirAlextheFirst (10:13:48 PM): All my base are belong to school. I have no chance to survive make my time or do many fun things.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:13:56 PM): Bananaland?
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:14:05 PM): That was a land in Nuclear War. o_O
popichuelo76 (10:14:08 PM): i see, care if i join your game?
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:14:08 PM): I loved tha game...
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:14:16 PM): *that
Adm H Sopko (10:14:42 PM): Isn't that it's WPC?
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:14:50 PM): Nuclear War was also the only game where'd you're regularly hear "Give me change for 10,000 people".
Avatar of Soul (10:14:54 PM): Holy shit
Avatar of Soul (10:14:57 PM): I'm Elite
Avatar of Soul (10:14:58 PM): Wow
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:14:59 PM): So am I.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:15:03 PM): Your point?
SirAlextheFirst (10:15:10 PM): I'm Alex. Nice to meet you.
Avatar of Soul (10:15:12 PM): Yeah, Gil, but you are gay, and I signed up before you.
Adm H Sopko (10:15:13 PM): Wankers Per Capita
Avatar of Soul (10:15:13 PM): :P
psychopenguin313 (10:15:14 PM): Holy shit, I'm a general moderator.
psychopenguin313 (10:15:18 PM): <_<
Avatar of Soul (10:15:20 PM): lol
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:15:23 PM): I'M THURSDAY. BLEEP BLIP BLEEP.
psychopenguin313 (10:15:35 PM): OBEY HOT CHICKS. THAT IS THE RULE. (Or something like that.)
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:15:40 PM): Yes!
psychopenguin313 (10:15:44 PM): Disgaea r0x so hard.
SirAlextheFirst (10:15:48 PM): Make a level 3 character, Popi.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:15:50 PM): Bwahahahha!
psychopenguin313 (10:15:56 PM): Hmhmhm!
Avatar of Soul (10:15:56 PM): *chortles*
popichuelo76 (10:16:02 PM): w00t
popichuelo76 (10:16:03 PM): done >.>
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:16:05 PM): "Oh no...Now she's teaching sex ed!"
Avatar of Soul (10:16:10 PM): That was fast, popi!
psychopenguin313 (10:16:10 PM): Nin nin nin!
Adm H Sopko (10:16:12 PM): Where?
Adm H Sopko (10:16:12 PM): Holy shit am I lagging tonight
Avatar of Soul (10:16:12 PM): You have awesome talent.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:16:21 PM): I'm lagging a bit myself.
psychopenguin313 (10:16:28 PM): YELLOOOOOOOOOOW! BLUUUUUUUUE!
psychopenguin313 (10:16:30 PM): <_<
Avatar of Soul (10:16:30 PM): Thats because you aren't as 1337 as I.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:16:34 PM): Bwahaha.
psychopenguin313 (10:16:40 PM): Best game ever.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:16:42 PM): "KEEP YOUR SEXY BODY AWAY FROM ME!"
Avatar of Soul (10:16:44 PM): :P
SirAlextheFirst (10:16:57 PM): Ninjas are cool@
SirAlextheFirst (10:16:58 PM): !
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:16:59 PM): "Hey...Why isn't Laharl affected by us?"
psychopenguin313 (10:17:03 PM): "Flatchested girls like you have absolutely no effect on me."
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:17:06 PM): "Because you're too flat chested."
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:17:08 PM): Hehe.
psychopenguin313 (10:17:11 PM): Ya.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:17:15 PM): "WHAT!?!?!?" *flames in eye*
psychopenguin313 (10:17:22 PM): Heh heh heh.
psychopenguin313 (10:17:39 PM): I beat it for the second time yesterday.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:17:58 PM): The song the prinnies sang was sad, though. ;_;
psychopenguin313 (10:18:02 PM): Yeah.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:18:02 PM): Eep. I'm lagging badly.
SirAlextheFirst (10:18:08 PM): Dood.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:18:13 PM): D00d!
SirAlextheFirst (10:18:22 PM): Anyways.
psychopenguin313 (10:18:23 PM): "You don't even talk like them."
psychopenguin313 (10:18:26 PM): "Yes I do... dood."
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:18:37 PM): "Who will be born again tonight, tonight...Who will beeeee boooorrn aggaaaaiiin tooooooniiiiiight...."
SirAlextheFirst (10:18:41 PM): Popi....
SirAlextheFirst (10:18:45 PM): Your character.....
popichuelo76 (10:18:58 PM): any complaints please see gorth >.>
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:19:00 PM): I still haven't beaten Disgaea yet, though.
SirAlextheFirst (10:19:04 PM): Does the name Ghaleon ring any bells with you?
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:19:10 PM): Heh!
psychopenguin313 (10:19:12 PM): Yeah... I've gotten plenty of time to play that, considering my lack of ability to do anything outside these last few days.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:19:14 PM): Maybe...
popichuelo76 (10:19:15 PM): no, it does not
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:19:19 PM): Magic Emperor Ghaleon?
Avatar of Soul (10:19:22 PM): Magic Emperor Ghaleon!
Avatar of Soul (10:19:32 PM): Indalecio was cooler.
Avatar of Soul (10:19:33 PM): :P
SirAlextheFirst (10:19:33 PM): Just testing.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:19:41 PM): Ghaleon>Indelico.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:19:56 PM): And, I'm restarting. I'm lagging too badly. See you all soon.
SirAlextheFirst (10:19:56 PM): Popi's character simply bears a strong resemblance to a certain Lunarian.
popichuelo76 (10:19:58 PM): yep, i sure am lost
Avatar of Soul (10:20:04 PM): So am I.
Avatar of Soul (10:20:11 PM): I've only heard of the names and basic storyline.
Avatar of Soul (10:20:12 PM): :P
SirAlextheFirst (10:20:20 PM): Indalecio was NOT cooler than Ghaleon.
Avatar of Soul (10:20:28 PM): *helped make Popi's character earlier*
Adm H Sopko (10:20:29 PM): Indy deserves points for the sole reason he wanted to destroy the entire SO2 universe
(10:20:30 PM) MysteryGiIgamesh has left the room.
Avatar of Soul (10:20:36 PM): *smiles with a dark glee*
Avatar of Soul (10:20:39 PM): Yep
Avatar of Soul (10:20:55 PM): Indalecio was awesome because he wasn't crazy, he just wanted to annihilate the universe. And he had good reason.
Adm H Sopko (10:21:04 PM): I was rooting for Indy the entire game
SirAlextheFirst (10:21:20 PM): True indeed. But Ghaleon owns him.
popichuelo76 (10:21:22 PM): so is everything kosher alex?
SirAlextheFirst (10:21:44 PM): Yes, except for one little letter.
popichuelo76 (10:21:52 PM): E?
popichuelo76 (10:22:10 PM): J?
popichuelo76 (10:22:12 PM): Q?
SirAlextheFirst (10:22:21 PM): Anyways.
Avatar of Soul (10:22:40 PM): E.
Avatar of Soul (10:22:40 PM): :P
(10:25:10 PM) MysteryGiIgamesh has entered the room.
Avatar of Soul (10:25:13 PM): Welcome, senyor gil.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:25:27 PM): It's senior!
Adm H Sopko (10:25:58 PM): Gil-Sempai?
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:26:08 PM): Gil-sensei is more appropriate.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:26:23 PM): Though, I do look like friggin' Keitaro.
SirAlextheFirst (10:26:31 PM): Ohayo, Gil-kun! <3 <3 <3
Avatar of Soul (10:26:34 PM): Baka-Gil is probably the best.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:26:34 PM): And, in all seriousness, I do. It scares me.
Adm H Sopko (10:26:53 PM): I look like... Shinji, Ataru, Kyosuke and Tenchi's quintuplet brother
Avatar of Soul (10:26:55 PM): Or Gil-Baka. *doesn't speak much japanese*
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:27:05 PM): If I lost a bit more weight, and walked into an anime convention, I'd win a friggin' costume contest without even trying.
Adm H Sopko (10:27:24 PM): I look like half the teenage male mains in anime
SirAlextheFirst (10:27:34 PM): I don't look like anybody. Oh well.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:27:47 PM): Heh. Alex looks like Incognito. >_>
Avatar of Soul (10:27:53 PM): I look like a white, thin, slightly pale dude with long hair that touches the middle of my back who dresses in all black. I have a goatee, and my natural hair color is red.
psychopenguin313 (10:27:55 PM): o_o
Avatar of Soul (10:27:56 PM): lol
Avatar of Soul (10:28:01 PM): *has seen Alex's pic*
Avatar of Soul (10:28:06 PM): He looks like Boomhauer.
psychopenguin313 (10:28:06 PM): Alex looks like a grey, dead guy with purple glasses?
popichuelo76 (10:28:09 PM): im told i bear a strong resemblence to a cross between brad pitt and tom cruise
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:28:10 PM): XD
Adm H Sopko (10:28:16 PM): ::rummages through files to get his cosplay pic::
psychopenguin313 (10:28:25 PM): My hair cut is very anime.
psychopenguin313 (10:28:30 PM): It extends over my forehead.
psychopenguin313 (10:28:34 PM): But doesn't touch it.
Avatar of Soul (10:28:43 PM): Peng wins.
Avatar of Soul (10:28:44 PM): :P
psychopenguin313 (10:28:52 PM): Being Asian kind of helps, too.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:28:54 PM): http://www.geekvoice.com/galeria/hell sing/screenCaps/images/incognito20.j pg
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:28:57 PM): A pic of Alex. >_>
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:29:01 PM): ...Peng's asian?
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:29:06 PM): Since when?
psychopenguin313 (10:29:08 PM): o_o
psychopenguin313 (10:29:16 PM): Since I was born?
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:29:23 PM): ...I never knew that.
Avatar of Soul (10:29:29 PM): I knew that.
psychopenguin313 (10:29:31 PM): o_o? I'm almost sure it came up once.
Avatar of Soul (10:29:32 PM): He picked a celtic names.
Avatar of Soul (10:29:35 PM): *name.
psychopenguin313 (10:29:37 PM): Hah.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:29:37 PM): You wouldn't happen to have a sexy 20 year old sister, would you? >_>
Avatar of Soul (10:29:44 PM): Only asians and really white dudes have names like Ceredryn.
psychopenguin313 (10:29:46 PM): I have really hot cousins, for some reason.
Avatar of Soul (10:29:47 PM): Plus, he likes ghost walker.
psychopenguin313 (10:29:51 PM): Female cousins.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:29:52 PM): ...Whoo hoo@
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:29:54 PM): !
popichuelo76 (10:30:00 PM): one for all of us?
Avatar of Soul (10:30:00 PM): I'd tell you to introduce me, but I'm not that desperate.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:30:02 PM): Send them to me. >_>
Avatar of Soul (10:30:10 PM): *sigh*
psychopenguin313 (10:30:11 PM): But one of em's married, and most of em' are in China.
Avatar of Soul (10:30:18 PM): Communism = hot.
Avatar of Soul (10:30:21 PM): *nods*
popichuelo76 (10:30:22 PM): i can relocate
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:30:23 PM): What? I've always had a thing for asian women. (-_-i)
Avatar of Soul (10:30:27 PM): Alright.
Avatar of Soul (10:30:29 PM): Anyway.
popichuelo76 (10:30:29 PM): i have nothing tieing me down to the US
psychopenguin313 (10:30:32 PM): Heh.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:30:54 PM): and latino+asian mixes=Good, too.
Adm H Sopko (10:30:58 PM): Me and my girlfriend as Shinji and Asuka . As you can see, we get along well
Avatar of Soul (10:31:24 PM): Oh, and Alex? Just so you know, I initially thought it'd be nifty if he played as Melanie.
Avatar of Soul (10:31:26 PM): Awwww.
Avatar of Soul (10:31:34 PM): I'm going to overdose on cute
Avatar of Soul (10:31:35 PM): So
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:31:58 PM): Gaah. The Shinji hair is...o_O
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:32:13 PM): ....My hair grows naturally like that.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:32:16 PM): And it scares me.
Avatar of Soul (10:32:17 PM): Give me a moment to absolve myself of this CUTE by watching a die hard clip.
psychopenguin313 (10:32:21 PM): o_o
psychopenguin313 (10:32:28 PM): My hair is pretty much naturally spiky.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:32:30 PM): Which is why I always get a haircut ASAP.
Avatar of Soul (10:32:42 PM): *has curly hair, but wishes it was straight*
psychopenguin313 (10:32:46 PM): If I give it long enough, it grows into something like a mullet.
Avatar of Soul (10:32:49 PM): lol
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:32:53 PM): Bwahaha.
Avatar of Soul (10:32:55 PM): Mullets = fun.
Avatar of Soul (10:32:57 PM): Right, Popi?
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:33:02 PM): Even I don't grow a mullet, thankfully.
SirAlextheFirst (10:33:07 PM): Peng, if your name is Luke and you go to IUP, I know you.
popichuelo76 (10:33:13 PM): mullets are annoying as hell
psychopenguin313 (10:33:18 PM): Nope..
SirAlextheFirst (10:33:23 PM): Nuts.
Avatar of Soul (10:33:25 PM): Heh
Avatar of Soul (10:33:28 PM): That would be amusing.
Avatar of Soul (10:33:32 PM): Alex- "Hold on a second."
Avatar of Soul (10:33:39 PM): Peng- "OH MY GOD HERE HE IS AND HE'S GOT A KNIFE"
psychopenguin313 (10:33:42 PM): Heh.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:33:56 PM): So, will there be a game, or is this the traditonal Amaryllis "bullshit for two hours then game" session? ^_~
Avatar of Soul (10:34:03 PM): "No I'm kidding. Yay for liquid communism."
Adm H Sopko (10:34:13 PM): Where shall we start? Morning?
psychopenguin313 (10:34:13 PM): China is an awesome place.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:34:20 PM): IN COMMUNIST RUSSIA, TV WATCHES YOU!
psychopenguin313 (10:34:21 PM): Food = best.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:34:38 PM): American Chinese food=/=Chinese Chinese food. And that scares me.
psychopenguin313 (10:34:53 PM): American Chinese food is trash compared to real Chinese food.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:35:01 PM): America corrupts too much stuff. >_>
psychopenguin313 (10:35:07 PM): Mostly because you just can't get the ingredients here, or so I hear.
SirAlextheFirst (10:35:18 PM): Anyways.
Avatar of Soul (10:35:25 PM): *likes american chinese food*
SirAlextheFirst (10:35:29 PM): ~~~~~BEGIN~~~~~~
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:35:30 PM): I like it too.
Avatar of Soul (10:35:32 PM): And I eat it with a fork. Because I'm fuckin american
popichuelo76 (10:35:50 PM): (kekeke i have no clue whats going on)
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:36:11 PM): (I can use chopsticks damned well, for some reason. It scares everyone I know. I could probably catch a fly with'em, if I wanted.)
Avatar of Soul (10:36:15 PM): *grins, a fell smile on his face as he stands over the bloody corpse, with blood running down his fingers and into the gauntlet*
SirAlextheFirst (10:36:27 PM): The leader of the group of men, and two of his followers, have passed by. Four people are dead on the ground.
Adm H Sopko (10:37:37 PM): ::Hunter wipes his mouth clean of the vomit, finishing the trek back to the camp. He desperately tries to come up with a rational explaination for his friend's violent behavior::
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:37:38 PM): (I'm guessing my arrows didn't work so well? :P)
Avatar of Soul (10:37:42 PM): All four of those deaths were caused by who? I forgot.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:38:00 PM): (Well, I dunno. I wasn't here to know. I shot the leader once, though. I do know that.)
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:38:34 PM): *comes out from his sniper position*
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:38:53 PM): *retrives whatever arrows he has used, quietly sheathing them back in thier quiver*
psychopenguin313 (10:39:18 PM): *does the same*
psychopenguin313 (10:39:31 PM): (although I was only here to shoot one arrow, and I missed horribly.)
SirAlextheFirst (10:39:36 PM): All by Queklain
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:40:02 PM): (...That lil' priss killed them all? o_O)
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:40:19 PM): (Since when can Gorth pull miracles out his butt? >_>)
Avatar of Soul (10:40:20 PM): Man I'm awesome.
Avatar of Soul (10:40:32 PM): I tied them all together, then scared the shit out of one of the horses.
Adm H Sopko (10:40:35 PM): ::He lays down, hoping sleep will cure him of this::
Avatar of Soul (10:40:39 PM): Then the survivor got gauntlet punched in his throat.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:41:03 PM): *gives Quek a glare, and then continues his watch for the night*
Avatar of Soul (10:41:34 PM): *grins*
Avatar of Soul (10:41:43 PM): "...are we going to stop those three, or not?"
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:42:17 PM): "Mm.........That is up to........The rest of you,........I for one wanted them stopped......Before..."
Avatar of Soul (10:42:29 PM): *pants, spitting out blood*
Avatar of Soul (10:42:35 PM): "Before what?"
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:42:50 PM): "When we had.....The chance to.......Trace them to thier.....Lair."
Avatar of Soul (10:43:17 PM): *grins* "I'm not opposed to it, there is just no real point."
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:43:21 PM): "Though, if you........Would like, one who is......Of the Blood, but not.......I could track such.......Persons down easily....Humans......Are so careless...."
Avatar of Soul (10:43:39 PM): "I'm going to sleep now.*
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:43:48 PM): (+9 to tracking humans. Yay for stuff.)
Avatar of Soul (10:43:50 PM): *takes off gauntlet, and lays down in his bedroll near the fire*
Avatar of Soul (10:43:57 PM): *smiles softly as he enters trance*
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:44:23 PM): *resumes his watch until his appointed time is up, whereupon he wakes the next one for thier watch duty*
psychopenguin313 (10:44:41 PM): *does the same*
SirAlextheFirst (10:44:46 PM): Chrome?
Adm H Sopko (10:45:19 PM): ::Had let the others take watch duty, allowing him to rest for once, so he sleeps until morning::
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:45:58 PM): (Also, I'll take a look at the bodies one the way back. Anything useful on'em?)
Adm H Sopko (10:46:14 PM): (+5 Axes of Wanking)
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:46:17 PM): *on
Avatar of Soul (10:46:29 PM): (I'm the evil guy, and the "one of the blood who is of the blood and not not of the blood" is ransacking corpses)
Avatar of Soul (10:46:34 PM): (Anyone else seeing a problem here?
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:46:45 PM): (They're dead. They dead don't need money. :P)
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:46:51 PM): (or weapons. Or armor.)
Avatar of Soul (10:47:06 PM): (They dead don't need money.)
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:47:09 PM): (I'm a waste not, want not player. :P)
SirAlextheFirst (10:47:42 PM): They have their axes, and nothing else of value.'
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:47:50 PM): (what size axes?)
Adm H Sopko (10:47:58 PM): ((They dropped their weapons, but their armor is probably thrashed)
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:48:47 PM): (Battleaxes, handaxes, etc?)
SirAlextheFirst (10:48:51 PM): Medium size axes.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:49:00 PM): *takes one*
SirAlextheFirst (10:49:05 PM): Like one would chop logs with.
SirAlextheFirst (10:49:18 PM): 1d8 damage, x3 crit.
popichuelo76 (10:49:19 PM): ( you guys pwned lumberjacks? )
SirAlextheFirst (10:49:30 PM): 19-20 x3 crit, even.
Adm H Sopko (10:50:34 PM): No wonder I got so much damage
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:50:39 PM): (Yaar. And next on the list: Pwning some pirates, then ninjas, and then pirate ninjas with lumberjack shirts.)
Adm H Sopko (10:51:08 PM): Aside from the dual 20s in a row
Avatar of Soul (10:51:36 PM): This is amaryllis. I'm expecting a major bad dream sequence.
SirAlextheFirst (10:51:47 PM): No. Nothing happens.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:51:47 PM): (You're an elf. You don't dream. :P)
Avatar of Soul (10:52:26 PM): This is amaryllis. Unless Alex has dramatically changed it, everyone dreams.
Avatar of Soul (10:52:38 PM): And besides, even if he has, I'm no longer "of the blood".
Avatar of Soul (10:52:40 PM): :P
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:52:58 PM): (:P)
popichuelo76 (10:53:51 PM): ( *twidles thumbs* )
Avatar of Soul (10:54:04 PM): (*also waits*)
SirAlextheFirst (10:54:09 PM): Nothing happens, guys.
SirAlextheFirst (10:54:11 PM): Morning.
SirAlextheFirst (10:54:26 PM): The sun doth rise.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:54:31 PM): *comes out form his trance*
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:54:42 PM): *rises to his full height, stretching*
Avatar of Soul (10:54:54 PM): *lays in bed a little longer, looking at the sun*
Adm H Sopko (10:55:02 PM): ::Hates waking up::
psychopenguin313 (10:55:27 PM): *rolls over*
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:56:12 PM): *waits until the rest of the lollgaggers awaken*
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:56:17 PM): *lollygaggers
SirAlextheFirst (10:56:28 PM): I think Chrome is dead.
popichuelo76 (10:56:44 PM): me too
popichuelo76 (10:56:50 PM): his cat finally got him...
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:57:07 PM): (Well, every man wants to die by pussy, I suppose?)
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:57:35 PM): (He's alive. He's lagging or something.)
Adm H Sopko (10:57:46 PM): ::Does all the normal waking up crap, trying still to get the images of sadistic murder out of his head::
Chromeus18 (10:57:56 PM): *is here, sorry*
Chromeus18 (10:58:41 PM): *awakens, a bit groggy and confused by what happened last night*
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:58:45 PM): (Hmm...When I hit level 4, I get an animal companion. Level 4 is a long way off, though. >_>)
SirAlextheFirst (10:58:54 PM): Nope, the bloody bodies are still there, frozen in the agonizing death grimaces.
MysteryGiIgamesh (10:59:15 PM): *ignores the bodies*
Chromeus18 (11:00:11 PM): *stares down at them for awhile*
Chromeus18 (11:00:47 PM): what's Quek doing?
psychopenguin313 (11:00:55 PM): *finally pushes himself up and sits, looking around*
Avatar of Soul (11:01:00 PM): I'm laying in bed.
Chromeus18 (11:02:09 PM): *just stares, then looks over to Quek*
Adm H Sopko (11:03:30 PM): ::After surveying the aftermath, and retrieving his broken bow, he heads over to his horse and readies it:: "No use staying around here..."
SirAlextheFirst (11:03:32 PM): Don't you just love the morning after murdering people?
Avatar of Soul (11:03:39 PM): Yes.
MysteryGiIgamesh (11:03:46 PM): (Yeah. It's better'n sex. :P)
Avatar of Soul (11:03:58 PM): (How would you know?)
MysteryGiIgamesh (11:04:05 PM): (*hides bodies* Know what?)
MysteryGiIgamesh (11:04:47 PM): *nods* "Mm.....We should continue.......Forth upon our journy...."
psychopenguin313 (11:05:08 PM): (brb, need meds.)
Chromeus18 (11:05:13 PM): *goes over to Quek and "arouses" him from slumber quite roughly* "This is strike one, elf! And ye don't know how many strikes ye get. I suggest ye lean away from yer insane ways quickly!"
Avatar of Soul (11:06:12 PM): "I did nothing wrong."
Avatar of Soul (11:06:17 PM): *stands up and packs his things*
Avatar of Soul (11:06:29 PM): *squats down by one of the dead bodies, looking at it closely*
Adm H Sopko (11:06:46 PM): "Nothing wrong, no... but there is a line you should not cross... it was crossed last night"
psychopenguin313 (11:06:54 PM): *locates all of his stuff and stands quietly*
Avatar of Soul (11:07:00 PM): *puts the gauntlet on his right hand, flexes it, but doesn't make any motion to strike the corpse*
Chromeus18 (11:07:11 PM): "I have no more to say to the likes of you!"
MysteryGiIgamesh (11:07:16 PM): "I have told you.......He is a portent of.......A coming evil..."
Avatar of Soul (11:07:21 PM): "My apologies, then. I thought they were not to cross. I apologize for the misunderstanding."
Avatar of Soul (11:07:27 PM): *sighs*
MysteryGiIgamesh (11:07:50 PM): *looks nonchalantly at Queklain*
Avatar of Soul (11:07:58 PM): Suddenly, Queklain reaches out with his gauntleted fist.. and gently moves the hair out of the corpses face.
Avatar of Soul (11:08:12 PM): I look deeply into the corpses eyes. What emotion is printed on his face?
SirAlextheFirst (11:08:30 PM): Fear, mixed with determination.
Adm H Sopko (11:08:45 PM): ::Hops on his horse, watching the group with patience::
Avatar of Soul (11:08:52 PM): Fear.
Avatar of Soul (11:08:53 PM): I like that.
Avatar of Soul (11:09:32 PM): *smiles, almost as an artist looks upon his completed creation, and then stands up, hops on his horse, and waits for action*
MysteryGiIgamesh (11:09:37 PM): *looks up at the others* "Take much caution......For we may.....Suffer reprisals, for.....What commenced last eve..."
Adm H Sopko (11:09:56 PM): "Reprisals from whom?"
Avatar of Soul (11:10:02 PM): "I thought you wanted to kill them all anyway, Jacynth."
MysteryGiIgamesh (11:10:06 PM): (The leader escaped.)
Chromeus18 (11:10:37 PM): *hops on his horse with a disgusted look on his face*
MysteryGiIgamesh (11:11:03 PM): "Killing must be done........At times, though.....Never without thought...."
Avatar of Soul (11:11:12 PM): "It was with thought."
Avatar of Soul (11:11:26 PM): *shrugs, and moves his horse up closer to the clerics*
MysteryGiIgamesh (11:11:43 PM): "And if such......Brigands and bandits.......Continue to plague the area.......Thoughts must be moved.......Towards clearing such.....Refuse away..."
Adm H Sopko (11:12:02 PM): ::Tries to interject:: "Anyway... I say we try to finish our journey to Kunta"
Chromeus18 (11:12:20 PM): "Stand away from me! Yer a blight on my eyes!"
MysteryGiIgamesh (11:12:50 PM): *nods* "Mm....I was merely.......Producing a warning. You can never.......Quite know when you might.......Suffer consequences, for......Certain actions."
psychopenguin313 (11:13:04 PM): "... let's just go. We're wasting time."
MysteryGiIgamesh (11:13:15 PM): "And......Those who escaped......On last eve.......Might produce such......Radical consequences."
Adm H Sopko (11:13:19 PM): ::Steels his will and glares at them all, trying to maintain some order:: "Quit bickering! All of you!"
Avatar of Soul (11:13:20 PM): "As you are upon mine. Please attempt to retain some semblance of tact, Jerriford. I do not judge you, do not judge me."
Avatar of Soul (11:13:23 PM): *continues onward*
MysteryGiIgamesh (11:13:31 PM): *follows the rest, quietly*
SirAlextheFirst (11:13:55 PM): And we go onwards?
Adm H Sopko (11:14:04 PM): Yep
MysteryGiIgamesh (11:14:09 PM): (Aye, cap'n.)
SirAlextheFirst (11:14:39 PM): Alrighty then.
*OnlineHost* (11:14:44 PM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
*OnlineHost* (11:14:45 PM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
*OnlineHost* (11:14:46 PM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
Adm H Sopko (11:15:34 PM): 11-1-19... so nothing happens until we stumble upon buried treasure guarded by a basilisk?<G>
SirAlextheFirst (11:15:56 PM): Second day of travel.
MysteryGiIgamesh (11:15:57 PM): (Well, at least I was right about the consequences...)
Chromeus18 (11:16:09 PM): we're all eaten by BLACK DRAGONS
SirAlextheFirst (11:16:12 PM): Nothing happens.
MysteryGiIgamesh (11:16:27 PM): (Black dragons that shoot red dragons from thier mouthes!)
SirAlextheFirst (11:16:36 PM): You reach the border to Asgard in late evening.
Adm H Sopko (11:16:43 PM): ::Just continues onwards, trying to keep the group from tearing itself apart::
psychopenguin313 (11:17:05 PM): *rides almost nonchalantly*
SirAlextheFirst (11:18:00 PM): And the border guards stop you.
Chromeus18 (11:18:03 PM): the border of the country, right?
SirAlextheFirst (11:18:11 PM): Yes indeed.
Chromeus18 (11:18:37 PM): *looks to the border guard*
SirAlextheFirst (11:19:17 PM): The guards come out, all five of em.
SirAlextheFirst (11:19:24 PM): Officer: "Names and business?"
psychopenguin313 (11:19:55 PM): *looks to the others*
Avatar of Soul (11:20:00 PM): "Queklain Il'phuki, sorceror."
Chromeus18 (11:20:01 PM): "Me names Jerriford Stullbin. I'm a priest in service to m'Lord Tiyrael"
Avatar of Soul (11:20:16 PM): "My business is to accompany these men wherever their journeys may take them."
Adm H Sopko (11:20:31 PM): "Hunter Sopko, same as the elf."
MysteryGiIgamesh (11:20:31 PM): "I am.......Jacynth Dornkirk. I am merely here.....As a follower to this......Company of men."
psychopenguin313 (11:20:32 PM): "I'm Roald. I'm a hired hand."
SirAlextheFirst (11:20:59 PM): "Jerriford?"
SirAlextheFirst (11:21:13 PM): "Are you a priest of Tiyreal, sir?"
Chromeus18 (11:21:18 PM): "Aye"
Adm H Sopko (11:22:03 PM): Reminds me of the Alania border guards in RoLW... You're a preist of Valis, Etoh? Go right ahead!
SirAlextheFirst (11:22:19 PM): The guard nods to himself. "Three men rode through here this morning, and claimed that a self-avowed priest of Tiyreal named Jerriford ambushed and murdered three of their companions last night."
MysteryGiIgamesh (11:22:42 PM): (I was right. We are getting bitten in the ass.)
Adm H Sopko (11:23:13 PM): ((Weren't they heading in the opposite direction?))
Chromeus18 (11:23:25 PM): *glares at Queklain for a second* "I apologize on behalf of this..... person who was responsible for that. It was not my intent nor the intent of anyone else in this group." *points to Queklain*
SirAlextheFirst (11:23:33 PM): (Nope, they were going south, same as y'all)
Adm H Sopko (11:23:40 PM): ((aha...))
Chromeus18 (11:23:49 PM): "If'n ye wish to take him into custody, please do so"
SirAlextheFirst (11:23:53 PM): *looks at Queklain* "And what do you have to say about this?"
Avatar of Soul (11:24:11 PM): "I have nothing to say, except that as stated, the actions are entirely out of context."
SirAlextheFirst (11:25:15 PM): "Nothing to say except that?"
Chromeus18 (11:25:26 PM): "They were affiliated with the bandits who've been plagueing the caravans recently. I wished to stop them and question them further, then see them into the hand of justice. THIS fellow decided t'would be more fun to wantonly
Chromeus18 (11:25:29 PM): murder them!"
Adm H Sopko (11:25:31 PM): "If we care to explain what happened, might then we be allowed to enter?"
Adm H Sopko (11:25:51 PM): ~Oh Jerriford you massive fool!~
SirAlextheFirst (11:26:04 PM): The officer sighs. "Give me a coherent and rational explanation."
Avatar of Soul (11:26:36 PM): "They would have murdered us the other night, with little or no provocation."
Avatar of Soul (11:26:57 PM): "I feared they might do the same thing."
Adm H Sopko (11:27:19 PM): "Okay. Several days previous we were hired by the Yarovan trade group to protect a caravan that was often being attacked by raiders. We were ambushed in the middle of the night by a large group of bandits, however, we were able
MysteryGiIgamesh (11:27:41 PM): *just watches the others scramble to explain, while he relaxes*
Adm H Sopko (11:28:25 PM): to fight them off. A few of their survivors managed to limp away. We ran into the group you mentioned the night before last, and attempted to question them on exactly why they ambushed us and demanded some answers. They stubbornly
Adm H Sopko (11:28:49 PM): refused... and things sort of got... out of hand... Ending with the deaths of several of them."
Adm H Sopko (11:29:57 PM): "The group you mentioned carried the same weapons, and had the same manner of dress as the raiders that attacked us. They were even arguing about the battle with us amongst themselves as they approached"
SirAlextheFirst (11:30:41 PM): "And what happened?"
Chromeus18 (11:31:16 PM): *just grumbles to himself*
Avatar of Soul (11:31:46 PM): "I panicked, and killed four of them. The others left, in much fear. I did not pursue them."
Avatar of Soul (11:32:36 PM): "I am sorry for my actions, but had they answered questions regarding their attempted murder of our group the previous week, I wouldn't have panicked."
Chromeus18 (11:33:00 PM): *glares at Queklain*
Adm H Sopko (11:33:06 PM): "Keep in mind that this was a group that ambushed us while we were sleeping two nights previously. I assure you that my friend Queklain had only our group's wll being at heart"
SirAlextheFirst (11:33:21 PM): "You panicked because they refused to answer questions?"
Avatar of Soul (11:33:41 PM): "Because they had the same weapons as the bandits who assaulted us. I was very nearly killed in that assault."
Avatar of Soul (11:33:53 PM): "I panicked because I feared for my life."
Avatar of Soul (11:34:04 PM): "Both incidents occurred at night."
SirAlextheFirst (11:34:31 PM): "Because they were traveling at night, had the same weapons, and didn't answer questions."
Adm H Sopko (11:34:33 PM): "Not to mention when my friend Jerriford over there attempted to question the leader, he ended up being dragged by his horse. That also sparked Quelain's panic"
Adm H Sopko (11:34:53 PM): (dragged by the leader's horse, even)
psychopenguin313 (11:35:06 PM): "If I may interject, we are caravan guards. We are hired to drive off those who endanger ourselves or the caravan itself. None of us did anything wrong."
SirAlextheFirst (11:35:08 PM): *blinks*
SirAlextheFirst (11:35:18 PM): "Where's your caravan?"
Avatar of Soul (11:35:27 PM): (You are making this intentionally hard on the murderer.)
Avatar of Soul (11:35:31 PM): (:P)
Avatar of Soul (11:35:38 PM): (*awaits "DUH" response*)
MysteryGiIgamesh (11:35:44 PM): (Well, you can't be evil and not expect repercussions. :P)
Chromeus18 (11:35:52 PM): "We dunna have a caravan to guard at the moment."
psychopenguin313 (11:36:00 PM): (Wait, did something happen to the caravan..?)
psychopenguin313 (11:36:10 PM): (... I think I missed something.)
MysteryGiIgamesh (11:36:15 PM): (Yes. It delivered it's stuff. And then our contract ended.)
psychopenguin313 (11:36:36 PM): (They attacked us while it was with us, though, correct?)
Adm H Sopko (11:36:42 PM): ::Sighs:: "The caravan we protected arrived safetly at it's destination the night after the raid. However, we are here on official Yarovan business"
MysteryGiIgamesh (11:36:46 PM): (Yes.)
Adm H Sopko (11:37:23 PM): ((::Crosses his fingers:: ))
SirAlextheFirst (11:37:32 PM): "Are you, now? And what business would that be?"
Adm H Sopko (11:38:20 PM): "We are to report to the head office in Asgard and meet up with one of the main caravans that has just arrived" ((Little lie never hurt nobody))
SirAlextheFirst (11:38:32 PM): "And your badge?"
Adm H Sopko (11:39:19 PM): ::Sopko looks down, hesitating:: "Of course..." ::He slowly reaches into his pouch, pulling out the golden badge of the group::
SirAlextheFirst (11:39:57 PM): *holds out his hand for it*
Adm H Sopko (11:40:17 PM): ::Extends his arm to him, handing it over::
SirAlextheFirst (11:40:54 PM): While inspecting the badge idly, the man asks "Did any of these people make any aggressive moves towards you all?"
popichuelo76 (11:41:12 PM): (LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE)
psychopenguin313 (11:41:50 PM): (I'm probably the best at bluffing, considering I'm a rogue..)
Adm H Sopko (11:42:14 PM): "Not of such, really... however, I'll say again that Queklain was very nervous about the whole situation, so when he saw Jerriford accidentally get dragged along behind the leader's horse, he panicked."
Avatar of Soul (11:43:01 PM): *nods*
SirAlextheFirst (11:43:13 PM): "When and how did this dragging occur, exactly?"
Adm H Sopko (11:43:22 PM): ::Looks to Jerriford::
Chromeus18 (11:43:46 PM): "I was trying to restrain the leader for questioning, and slipped."
SirAlextheFirst (11:44:12 PM): "You were trying to restrain a man on a horse? And slipped?"
Adm H Sopko (11:44:13 PM): ~Dear Gabriel, Jerriford, I have revealed myself to you all to get us in... if you mess this up, I will wring your grubby neck~
Chromeus18 (11:45:16 PM): "Aye. Care to see where the horse kicked me?"
MysteryGiIgamesh (11:45:37 PM): (Oh God. The dwarf's gonna drop his pants.)
SirAlextheFirst (11:45:42 PM): "Why were you trying to restrain a man on horseback by yourself? One who didn't attack you?"
Adm H Sopko (11:46:25 PM): ~That is true... why would he try to restrain him? He's supposed to be a good priest of Tiryael...~
Avatar of Soul (11:46:26 PM): ("And you said I was an abomination to tiyrael. Look at you!")
MysteryGiIgamesh (11:46:35 PM): (Bwahaha.)
Adm H Sopko (11:46:41 PM): ((Heh!))
Chromeus18 (11:47:23 PM): "Why did they try to kill us all the other night? I dunna know. Had they cooperated and let us speak with them, half their mates wouldn't be dead!"
Adm H Sopko (11:47:50 PM): ~Oh lord, Jerriford... you sounded more evil than Karnage himself saying that...~
SirAlextheFirst (11:48:19 PM): "Were these the people that attacked you that night? Are you certain?"
Avatar of Soul (11:48:28 PM): "Yes."
Avatar of Soul (11:48:35 PM): (Karnage was way worse. :P)
Adm H Sopko (11:48:47 PM): "Completely certain. As I mentioned, they were arguing about the attack amongst themselves as they approached"
Avatar of Soul (11:48:50 PM): (Karnage came and offered desperate PC's wishes with no strings attached.)
Avatar of Soul (11:49:12 PM): (Karnage also stomped on the party mage, doing enough damage to him to kill the barbarian in the group)
Chromeus18 (11:49:29 PM): "They were speaking in detail about it on their approach. Had we had a caravan with us we might not even be here now."
popichuelo76 (11:49:38 PM): ( meh, i coulda hung >.> )
SirAlextheFirst (11:49:47 PM): (Yeah, and then the party mage refused to die and returned more than four times that damage, so :P)
Avatar of Soul (11:50:22 PM): (Thats true. Karnage could have survived a lot longer, though, if he hadn't have constantly rolled 2's. And everyone and their mother got a critical in that fight... except me.)
SirAlextheFirst (11:50:29 PM): "Yet, they didn't attack you this time?"
Avatar of Soul (11:50:47 PM): "No, but I feared they might."
popichuelo76 (11:51:00 PM): ( i critted? )
Adm H Sopko (11:51:06 PM): "They did draw their weapons when they saw us"
Chromeus18 (11:52:12 PM): "We have nothin for them to steal. If'n we had a caravan with us though, I would guarantee they''d have attacked us."
SirAlextheFirst (11:52:31 PM): "...but you didn't have a caravan, so you CAN'T guarantee they would have attacked?"
Chromeus18 (11:53:03 PM): "Maybe if they're some on-again off-again bandits, ne'er heard of those type though."
Chromeus18 (11:53:57 PM): "Will ye let us through the gate or not? As I said, ye can take him into custody if'n ye wish." *points at Queklain again*
Adm H Sopko (11:54:17 PM): ::Suddenly has the urge to punch Jerriford::
psychopenguin313 (11:54:22 PM): "I don't think he did anything wrong..."
SirAlextheFirst (11:54:25 PM): "......."
psychopenguin313 (11:54:35 PM): "Had he not done what he did, you don't know what might have happened. One of us might not be here."
SirAlextheFirst (11:54:47 PM): "You don't deny killing three people, who made no aggressive moves towards you."
Avatar of Soul (11:54:49 PM): *is highly tempted to cast a nasty spell that I haven't shown the party yet at Jerri*
Avatar of Soul (11:55:09 PM): "Four. They implied aggressive moves by drawing their weapons, and attacking."
Avatar of Soul (11:55:24 PM): "While in Asgard, I plan on visiting the temple of Gabriel for redemption."
SirAlextheFirst (11:55:29 PM): "Four, sorry. Attacking? They fought back?"
Chromeus18 (11:55:35 PM): *rolls eyes*
Avatar of Soul (11:55:48 PM): "They would have, if I had not killed them."
Avatar of Soul (11:56:00 PM): "I wish to seek penance for my actions which were in haste. I made a mistake."
SirAlextheFirst (11:56:07 PM): "What about the other three, who survived?"
Avatar of Soul (11:56:21 PM): "I let them go. I realized I had panicked, and did not pursue them."
MysteryGiIgamesh (11:56:21 PM): *is still watching quietly, if intently*
Adm H Sopko (11:56:22 PM): "If it wasn't an freak accident, would he be so honest and forthcoming about it? Who would admit to maliciously murdering 4 people to knights of Asgard? Please, let us through."
Chromeus18 (11:56:25 PM): "Did ye let them through the gate?"
Avatar of Soul (11:56:26 PM): "Furthrmore, they ran."
MysteryGiIgamesh (11:57:02 PM): (Everyone else can't say enough, but I clam up. Odd, eh?)
Avatar of Soul (11:57:38 PM): (Quite rare.)
SirAlextheFirst (11:57:39 PM): "Hm."
Chromeus18 (11:58:20 PM): "If'n ye did, know that ye've let criminals through."
Adm H Sopko (11:58:50 PM): ~Finally he says something useful"
Adm H Sopko (11:58:57 PM): ~ even
SirAlextheFirst (11:59:27 PM): "We did let them through."
MysteryGiIgamesh (11:59:31 PM): (Mm. Altoids are addicting.)
Chromeus18 (11:59:49 PM): "Great. Now caravans are in danger in Asgard as well...."
psychopenguin313 (12:00:14 AM): "Hopefully the scare Queklain gave them will teach them some sort of lesson, at least... *muses to himself*"
Chromeus18 (12:00:36 AM): "Mayhaps we can track them down and bring them to justice before they wreak any havoc here. That is, if ye let us through."
SirAlextheFirst (12:00:51 AM): "So, I am to take your word that they were indeed the same bandits who attacked you?"
Avatar of Soul (12:00:58 AM): "Yes."
Chromeus18 (12:01:38 AM): *shows his holy symbol* "As ye can see, I'm a man of Tiyrael. I dunna lie."
Adm H Sopko (12:02:46 AM): ::Looks to his badge and sighs:: "And I am a ranking member of the Yarovan Trade Group, as you can see from the badge."
SirAlextheFirst (12:03:52 AM): "I see from this badge that you have a badge of the Yarovans, and a holy symbol. That doesn't mean you ARE actually who you claim to be."
Avatar of Soul (12:04:25 AM): "I hope you questioned the thieves at least this much before taking their word on things."
Avatar of Soul (12:04:54 AM): <...Satan, give me the strength to not cast arcane death at them.>
SirAlextheFirst (12:04:57 AM): "Oh, we did."
psychopenguin313 (12:05:20 AM): "They obviously omitted certain relevant facts, then."
Adm H Sopko (12:05:20 AM): "Do you think the average brigand or adventurer can just HAPPEN upon a gold Yarovan ID badge? My family has headed the Asgard-Gelendar-Peronolde trade route for over 100 years!"
Avatar of Soul (12:05:24 AM): "And obviously they were who they claimed to be. Did they show you their official bandit cards, then?"
SirAlextheFirst (12:05:26 AM): "Answer me one more thing. When you all started killing these people, did any of them fight back?"
Adm H Sopko (12:05:51 AM): "First, Queklain was the only one who killed or attacked anyone"
Avatar of Soul (12:06:09 AM): "They would have, if they were not afraid of their own incoming death."
Avatar of Soul (12:06:09 AM): *sighs*
SirAlextheFirst (12:06:14 AM): "One of the men had an arrow wound, from someone else."
SirAlextheFirst (12:06:38 AM): "So none of them fought back."
Avatar of Soul (12:06:39 AM): "And I was shot by two arrows less than three days ago."
Chromeus18 (12:06:43 AM): *starts to look annoyed* "Nay, they fled! Probably ransacking a caravan by now!"
Avatar of Soul (12:06:54 AM): "However, Jerriford found it in his heart to cure me."
Avatar of Soul (12:07:03 AM): "I don't know if the scars are still there."
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:07:20 AM): *looks slowly down at the guards*
Chromeus18 (12:07:23 AM): "Will ye let us through now?"
SirAlextheFirst (12:07:38 AM): "We're taking you all into custody. Lay down your weapons and lie down with your hands over your heads."
psychopenguin313 (12:07:48 AM): *laughs*
Avatar of Soul (12:07:49 AM): "You had better be joking"
Avatar of Soul (12:07:56 AM): "For your sake and mine."
SirAlextheFirst (12:08:25 AM): The look on the man's face is deadly serious.
Adm H Sopko (12:08:27 AM): ::Glares at Queklain and hops off his horse, tossing his weapons to the ground and complying:: "I might ask for my ID back"
psychopenguin313 (12:08:30 AM): "Queklain, this is not the time nor the place to pull anything."
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:08:42 AM): (C'mon! Prison'll be fun. We can all watch Quek get prison shower raped.)
psychopenguin313 (12:08:43 AM): *takes down his quiver of arrows and bow*
SirAlextheFirst (12:08:47 AM): *hands Hunter's badge back*
psychopenguin313 (12:09:06 AM): *tosses the quiver and the bow to the guard and dismounts*
Avatar of Soul (12:09:09 AM): "Well. I will not be entering asgard as a prisoner, especially when I am innocent of my crime."
psychopenguin313 (12:09:15 AM): "What a wonderful sense of justice..."
Adm H Sopko (12:09:16 AM): "Thank you." ::Puts away his badge before putting his hands on his head::
Chromeus18 (12:09:21 AM): *glares at Queklain for a loooong time, before tossing his sword on the ground*
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:09:46 AM): *removes his blades, still sheathed, and lays them upon the ground*
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:10:04 AM): *takes his bow from his shoulder, and lays it on top of that, within a cross formation*
Chromeus18 (12:10:21 AM): "I'm growin' ta think ye're beyond redemption elf..."
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:10:39 AM): *finally, takes the axe and lays it out, followed by setting his quiver down*
Adm H Sopko (12:10:48 AM): ::Turns to Quek:: "There is a time and a place for everything. Now is not the time. We all must do things we do not like. Think of this as atoning for what you did, friend Queklain"
psychopenguin313 (12:11:04 AM): "And we'll help atone for him, eh?"
Avatar of Soul (12:11:10 AM): *glares*
Avatar of Soul (12:11:18 AM): "I have no weapon."
Avatar of Soul (12:11:36 AM): *dismounts*
psychopenguin313 (12:11:44 AM): "Ah, well. This won't be the first time I've been in prison for unjust reasons. At least we'll get fed."
Chromeus18 (12:12:06 AM): *hops off his horse* "Good ta know the border guards let criminals through, but not a priest of Tiyrael..."
Chromeus18 (12:12:24 AM): "What in the world is happening to this land?"
Adm H Sopko (12:12:32 AM): ((Don't worry! I'll call my daddy and he'll get us a good lawyer!))
Chromeus18 (12:12:46 AM): (i already have a better lawyer than you :P)
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:13:21 AM): *he still bears a face of complete apathy*
Avatar of Soul (12:13:25 AM): (I'm lawful evil. I can serve as the best lawyer out of anyone in the party.)
Adm H Sopko (12:13:34 AM): ((We'll bring the HUNTERs in as witnesses))
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:13:37 AM): (What's that? Going to lock an elf up for 50 years? Sure, I'll laugh at you now.)
SirAlextheFirst (12:14:37 AM): Everyone down?
Adm H Sopko (12:14:42 AM): Yes
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:15:09 AM): (All of my weapons are on the ground, yup.)
Chromeus18 (12:15:15 AM): hmmmm....
Chromeus18 (12:15:26 AM): do these border guards look like anyone we've seen before?
Avatar of Soul (12:15:30 AM): I'm off the horse, but I'm not laying on the ground.
SirAlextheFirst (12:15:37 AM): No, Jerry.
SirAlextheFirst (12:15:46 AM): *waits for Queklain to get down*
Avatar of Soul (12:16:25 AM): "I have dignity. I will not lay down on the ground. If you wish to take me, I shall go peacefully."
Chromeus18 (12:16:26 AM): (REALLY wishes he had a detect evil stored)
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:16:26 AM): (I believe this is a good time to mention my underpants are made from solid mithral. No getting prison raped for me. >_>)
Avatar of Soul (12:17:01 AM): "But I will not at all lay down in the dirt. Cuff my hands, throw manacles on my feet, whatever."
Avatar of Soul (12:17:12 AM): *makes absolutely no motion, simply stands there*
popichuelo76 (12:17:12 AM): *approaches from the other side, a man of fairly young age. He has a rapier clearly visible at his side, and is wearing common clothing. He approaches the border, and rubs his eyes when he looks at who the guards are with*
popichuelo76 (12:17:51 AM): "Well well well, getting rusty Queklain?"
SirAlextheFirst (12:17:54 AM): The captain motions, and and two guards cautiously move over to Queklain and hold his arms.
Avatar of Soul (12:18:09 AM): *blinks twice*
Avatar of Soul (12:18:14 AM): "...is that..."
Avatar of Soul (12:18:14 AM): "Nash?"
popichuelo76 (12:18:22 AM): "in the flesh"
Adm H Sopko (12:18:23 AM): ((ROFL))
Avatar of Soul (12:18:42 AM): "My little Nash! Gods, you have grown since I saw you last!"
SirAlextheFirst (12:18:43 AM): (And now Soppy sees)
Adm H Sopko (12:18:49 AM): ((Nash Rumack!))
popichuelo76 (12:19:10 AM): "Hah, i do what i can, and what i must"
popichuelo76 (12:19:22 AM): *looks at the guards* "Whats all the trouble, boys?"
SirAlextheFirst (12:19:27 AM): Cappy: "Stay away, sir. We'll get to you in a bit."
Adm H Sopko (12:19:39 AM): ((::Laughing his ass off:: Don't let him... hehe... cast a status on you!))
Avatar of Soul (12:19:40 AM): *smiles, with a genuine smile such that you rarely see upon Queklains face*
popichuelo76 (12:20:45 AM): "Oh come now, This man is a good friend, why is he being reprimanded?"
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:20:48 AM): (I feel like I've been shoved into a videogame. What's next? Sephiroth's our warden? Maybe Indaleco is the janitor?)
Chromeus18 (12:21:00 AM): *says nothing at all, just stares straight ahead*
Avatar of Soul (12:21:03 AM): (And you are Alleria, the feminine elven ranger)
Avatar of Soul (12:21:13 AM): (Just named differently.)
SirAlextheFirst (12:21:22 AM): "Murder, four times over."
Avatar of Soul (12:21:36 AM): *casts an innocent look at his nephew*
popichuelo76 (12:21:39 AM): "It wouldnt have been some bandits, would it?"
Avatar of Soul (12:21:48 AM): "Indeed, Nash."
psychopenguin313 (12:22:15 AM): (I have to go. I'll leave the window open, sorry about having to go so early so often, but I really need sleep. 'night all.)
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:22:21 AM): (Good night, peng.)
popichuelo76 (12:22:23 AM): "Well, i thought it was you Quek, i was talking with some boys earlier and they said they got roughed up pretty good"
Chromeus18 (12:22:28 AM): "Bandits that the trusty guards let waltz STRAIGHT in, while a servant of Tiyrael gets carted off...."
popichuelo76 (12:22:50 AM): "Worlds a funny place, aint it dwarf?"
Avatar of Soul (12:22:52 AM): "You were with them? I should have known." *smiles with pride*
popichuelo76 (12:23:19 AM): "Just looking for a little spare change"
popichuelo76 (12:23:42 AM): "Might want to watch out though, they seemed pretty bent on revenge"
Chromeus18 (12:24:05 AM): *just grumbles to himself*
popichuelo76 (12:24:08 AM): "something about how you got them twice, and the next time you wouldnt? i dont know"
Avatar of Soul (12:24:13 AM): "I could handle them with one hand tied behind my back."
Avatar of Soul (12:24:22 AM): *looks at the guards holding his hands*
Avatar of Soul (12:24:24 AM): "But maybe not."
popichuelo76 (12:24:41 AM): "So...why are you being arrested for killing bandits?"
Chromeus18 (12:25:01 AM): "Because like ye said stranger, the world's a crazy place."
popichuelo76 (12:25:40 AM): "Yeah, but its their own fault, they told me how you ruined their payload on a caravan, and then killed a couple of their lackeys"
Avatar of Soul (12:26:00 AM): "I figured it'd be something like that."
Avatar of Soul (12:26:12 AM): *to the captain* "...does this mean we are clear?"
Avatar of Soul (12:26:20 AM): "And your baboons in steel can let go of me?"
SirAlextheFirst (12:27:06 AM): "No. But you there, sir, you're coming in with us too. Drop your weapons, lie down, hands on your head. I've had enough of this."
popichuelo76 (12:27:16 AM): "You hold on just a minute"
popichuelo76 (12:27:29 AM): "I am a free man, and i am just continuing on my journey"
Chromeus18 (12:27:47 AM): "May Tiyrael find ye worthy of forgiveness for this mistake yer makin', guard."
Avatar of Soul (12:28:01 AM): <I hope he doesn't.>
SirAlextheFirst (12:28:12 AM): "You seem to know things about this case, and you might be a confederate of these men."
Avatar of Soul (12:28:30 AM): "Oh for the love of..."
Avatar of Soul (12:28:48 AM): *looks to nash, then to the captain*
Adm H Sopko (12:28:53 AM): ((::Tiyrael right clicks on the guards and chooses "Smote":: ))
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:29:07 AM): "Be quiet, Queklain........Your tongue has caused.......Enough troubles..." (Bwahah.)
popichuelo76 (12:29:12 AM): "Well, i don't quite see it that way, but whatever you say, alright?"
Chromeus18 (12:29:19 AM): "Jest take us into custody so we kin prove our innocence sometime this century!"
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:29:20 AM): "Simply accept.....What will come."
popichuelo76 (12:29:28 AM): *tosses down his rapier*
popichuelo76 (12:29:37 AM): *pulls the dagger from his boot and tosses it down*
popichuelo76 (12:29:51 AM): "hold on, almost done"
Chromeus18 (12:29:55 AM): (*removes the sap from his underwear and tosses it down*)
Avatar of Soul (12:30:10 AM): (abominations against Tiyrael...)
Chromeus18 (12:30:11 AM): (*draws a greatsword from his sock, tosses it down*
popichuelo76 (12:30:24 AM): *grabs a bag at his side and tosses it down*
popichuelo76 (12:30:32 AM): "oh wait.....there is one more thing"
popichuelo76 (12:31:15 AM): *slides the thunderstone from his sleeve into his hand and throws it at the captain*
SirAlextheFirst (12:31:44 AM): Ranged touch.
Avatar of Soul (12:31:50 AM): Mwahahahaha!
Avatar of Soul (12:31:57 AM): "Yes!"
*OnlineHost* (12:31:58 AM): popichuelo76 rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
Adm H Sopko (12:32:02 AM): You... fucktard
popichuelo76 (12:32:07 AM): 15
popichuelo76 (12:32:28 AM): "I dont take kindly to false accusations, I have plenty of things that i have done"
SirAlextheFirst (12:32:30 AM): Hit.
SirAlextheFirst (12:32:37 AM): What's it do?
Avatar of Soul (12:32:46 AM): Deafens the target and stuns them for a few rounds.
popichuelo76 (12:32:48 AM): stuns for a short period and deafens
SirAlextheFirst (12:33:08 AM): WHat's it do exactly?
Avatar of Soul (12:33:18 AM): Fort save DC 15 or be deafened.
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:33:39 AM): (...Great. You just killed us all. :P)
Chromeus18 (12:33:47 AM): (nah, just himself :P)
Avatar of Soul (12:33:55 AM): And apparantly it doesn't stun the person. Although I'd figure the sudden deafening, the loud bang, and the flash of light would stun for a round.
*OnlineHost* (12:34:11 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
Avatar of Soul (12:34:14 AM): Oh, and everyone within 10 feet of the thunderstone has to make that save, too.
Avatar of Soul (12:34:22 AM): I hope he can read lips.
Avatar of Soul (12:34:23 AM): :P
SirAlextheFirst (12:34:25 AM): That would be nobody
popichuelo76 (12:34:28 AM): lol
Avatar of Soul (12:34:33 AM): Whaddya know.
Avatar of Soul (12:34:36 AM): No friendly fire.
popichuelo76 (12:34:43 AM): okay, Im gathering my goods, and getting the hell out of there
Adm H Sopko (12:35:30 AM): ::Bangs his head on the ground::
Avatar of Soul (12:35:34 AM): Alright. Initiative, or do we get surprise rounds?
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:35:35 AM): (XD)
SirAlextheFirst (12:35:52 AM): The captain falls to the ground in shock as the stone explodes in a deafening crash of noise.
SirAlextheFirst (12:36:01 AM): Was anyone prepared for this?
popichuelo76 (12:36:07 AM): i certainly was
Avatar of Soul (12:36:07 AM): *raises hand*
Adm H Sopko (12:36:13 AM): No
Chromeus18 (12:36:13 AM): "WHAT DO YE THINK YER DOIN??"
SirAlextheFirst (12:36:14 AM): Inits.
*OnlineHost* (12:36:16 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
*OnlineHost* (12:36:20 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 4 20-sided dice: 6 8 10 12
Avatar of Soul (12:36:30 AM): I'm not about to go to some prison cell. Sorry, I learned my lesson once.
*OnlineHost* (12:36:36 AM): Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
popichuelo76 (12:36:36 AM): *swipes up his Rapier and dagger and smiles*
Avatar of Soul (12:36:38 AM): Deafened dudes suffer a -4 penalty to initiative.
*OnlineHost* (12:36:41 AM): popichuelo76 rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
*OnlineHost* (12:36:49 AM): MysteryGiIgamesh rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
Avatar of Soul (12:36:51 AM): One time in a cell with no way out was more than enough for me.
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:36:53 AM): 15 for me.
*OnlineHost* (12:36:53 AM): Avatar of Soul rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
Chromeus18 (12:36:56 AM): 16 for me
Avatar of Soul (12:37:04 AM): 13.
*OnlineHost* (12:37:05 AM): Adm H Sopko rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
Adm H Sopko (12:37:09 AM): 10
popichuelo76 (12:37:11 AM): 12, ick
SirAlextheFirst (12:37:18 AM): First roll was Cappy, all guard inits are no modifiers
SirAlextheFirst (12:37:27 AM): Cappy's total's 10
Chromeus18 (12:37:45 AM): that makes me first?
Chromeus18 (12:37:49 AM): peng has yet to roll
SirAlextheFirst (12:37:55 AM): Peng is gone.
Chromeus18 (12:38:00 AM): ah, ok
Avatar of Soul (12:38:14 AM): "Gods, I missed you, Nash!"
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:38:21 AM): (Well, we can either slaughter the guards, or we can run like Hell. :P)
Avatar of Soul (12:38:36 AM): (I vote option one.)
popichuelo76 (12:38:37 AM): "Just like you taught me, It's all in the wrist"
Avatar of Soul (12:38:45 AM): *laughs*
Avatar of Soul (12:39:25 AM): Chromeus 16, Gil 15, Gorth 13, Popi 12, Guard 12, Sopko 10, Guard 10, Guard 8, Guard 6
Avatar of Soul (12:39:27 AM): So.
Avatar of Soul (12:39:28 AM): :P
Chromeus18 (12:39:52 AM): "What in blazes do ye think yer doing?!?"
SirAlextheFirst (12:40:04 AM): Missed Cappy 10
Avatar of Soul (12:40:08 AM): Oh yes.
Avatar of Soul (12:40:19 AM): Captain goes after Sopko. Although I suppose it has to do with dex.
Chromeus18 (12:40:34 AM): *murmurs a low chant, and begins to shimmer briefly* Sanctuary!
Chromeus18 (12:40:39 AM): and i end my turn
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:40:57 AM): (Hmm...What to do...)
Chromeus18 (12:40:58 AM): gonna see if anyone else has the sense to not kill the guards
SirAlextheFirst (12:41:06 AM): Very well
Adm H Sopko (12:41:07 AM): ((What does that do again?))
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:41:12 AM): *just lay's there*
SirAlextheFirst (12:41:20 AM): Basically makes people not notice you unless you take hostile action.
Adm H Sopko (12:41:28 AM): k
popichuelo76 (12:41:34 AM): "Seems your keeping yellow company, eh Queak?"
Avatar of Soul (12:41:42 AM): "Indeed."
Chromeus18 (12:41:44 AM): *says nothing*
SirAlextheFirst (12:42:33 AM): Queklain's up
Avatar of Soul (12:43:18 AM): I stall, lowering my initiative to 12. Which puts me after popi but before the guard.
SirAlextheFirst (12:43:27 AM): Very well.
Avatar of Soul (12:43:33 AM): Chromeus 16, Gil 15, Popi 12, Gorth 12, Guard 12, Sopko 10, Guard 10, Guard 8, Guard 6
SirAlextheFirst (12:43:50 AM): You're still missing Cappy.
Avatar of Soul (12:44:15 AM): The captains irrelevant!
Avatar of Soul (12:44:24 AM): Chromeus 16, Gil 15, Gorth 13, Popi 12, Guard 12, Sopko 10, Cappy, Guard 10, Guard 8, Guard 6
Avatar of Soul (12:44:32 AM): Chromeus 16, Gil 15, Gorth 13, Popi 12, Guard 12, Sopko 10, Cappy 10, Guard 10, Guard 8, Guard 6
Avatar of Soul (12:44:33 AM): There.
Avatar of Soul (12:44:35 AM): Thats best.
popichuelo76 (12:45:03 AM): *Swiftly strides to one of the guards holding Queklain, slashing at him cleanly with both arms*
*OnlineHost* (12:45:20 AM): popichuelo76 rolled 2 20-sided dice: 3 1
popichuelo76 (12:45:23 AM): O_o
*OnlineHost* (12:45:24 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
popichuelo76 (12:45:25 AM): holy hell
Avatar of Soul (12:45:26 AM): OUCH.
popichuelo76 (12:45:31 AM): verify?
SirAlextheFirst (12:45:37 AM): Yeh
Avatar of Soul (12:45:38 AM): Thats why Alex rolled.
Avatar of Soul (12:45:38 AM): :P
popichuelo76 (12:45:45 AM): oh -_-
popichuelo76 (12:45:53 AM): well, 7 and bam
Chromeus18 (12:46:10 AM): Curse of Chrome strikes again!
SirAlextheFirst (12:46:10 AM): The guard effortlessly parries your first sword, then your second, with his blade, slicing you as he does so.
*OnlineHost* (12:46:11 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
Avatar of Soul (12:46:21 AM): Or not.
Avatar of Soul (12:46:22 AM): :P
SirAlextheFirst (12:46:22 AM): 14
popichuelo76 (12:46:30 AM): miss
SirAlextheFirst (12:46:40 AM): Alright, you avoid the counter.
Adm H Sopko (12:46:55 AM): +10?
popichuelo76 (12:47:04 AM): some badass guards O_o
Avatar of Soul (12:47:11 AM): Indeed.
Avatar of Soul (12:47:12 AM): My turn?
Chromeus18 (12:47:14 AM): of course, they're lvl 40
SirAlextheFirst (12:47:21 AM): +10 on counter to a crit miss, yes.
Avatar of Soul (12:47:23 AM): They have no dex mod. :P
SirAlextheFirst (12:47:25 AM): Quek's up.
Adm H Sopko (12:47:34 AM): Ah
Avatar of Soul (12:47:34 AM): Alrighty.
Chromeus18 (12:47:54 AM): (would Hold Person be considered a hostile action?)
SirAlextheFirst (12:48:09 AM): (Yes, very much so)
popichuelo76 (12:48:21 AM): (especially when you hold them so i can cut them >.> )
Chromeus18 (12:48:30 AM): (bah, was gonna restrain Quek or Nash)
SirAlextheFirst (12:48:43 AM): (Oh, one of them? Sure)
SirAlextheFirst (12:48:51 AM): (It's hostile to the person you're doing it on)
Chromeus18 (12:48:51 AM): (:D)
Avatar of Soul (12:49:16 AM): (Thats a hostile action. It doesn't specify whether hostile action has to be targeted on an opponent.)
Avatar of Soul (12:50:00 AM): (I don't plan on killing the guards, just restraining them with Tongue Tendrils. Then stripping them, and leaving them tied up)
Chromeus18 (12:50:45 AM): well, then do it already :P
SirAlextheFirst (12:50:48 AM): (Ah, I was wrong)
Avatar of Soul (12:50:55 AM): (I would.)
Avatar of Soul (12:50:57 AM): Alright.
Avatar of Soul (12:51:04 AM): Am I considered grappled?
Avatar of Soul (12:51:15 AM): I.e. can I cast a spell, or do I have to break free first?
popichuelo76 (12:51:16 AM): if so they are unarmed
SirAlextheFirst (12:51:28 AM): (Sanctuary changed from 2e. Grr. Any attack spell ends it, including Hold Person. Enemies must make a WIll save or lose their turn if they try to attack you)
SirAlextheFirst (12:51:36 AM): You are VERY grappled
popichuelo76 (12:51:43 AM): which makes it hard for them to parry O_o
Avatar of Soul (12:52:04 AM): Well then.
Avatar of Soul (12:52:14 AM): I have a spiked gauntlet. One can use light weapons in grapples normally.
Avatar of Soul (12:52:18 AM): So I will do that.
Avatar of Soul (12:52:45 AM): *leans into guard that attempted to attack Nash, pushing my weight onto the spikes*
*OnlineHost* (12:52:49 AM): Avatar of Soul rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
Avatar of Soul (12:52:52 AM): Crit threat.
*OnlineHost* (12:52:54 AM): Avatar of Soul rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
SirAlextheFirst (12:53:01 AM): Yep.
Avatar of Soul (12:53:02 AM): +1. 15 hit?
SirAlextheFirst (12:53:06 AM): Yep.
popichuelo76 (12:53:07 AM): owninated
Avatar of Soul (12:53:09 AM): Alrighty.
Avatar of Soul (12:53:24 AM): Damage.
Avatar of Soul (12:53:26 AM): Pray, dudes.
*OnlineHost* (12:53:29 AM): Avatar of Soul rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
SirAlextheFirst (12:53:30 AM): Right past the mail shirt.
Avatar of Soul (12:53:35 AM): 8 damage.
Chromeus18 (12:53:42 AM): good lord, two max rolls
SirAlextheFirst (12:53:51 AM): The guard coughs blood and falls to his knees.
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:54:06 AM): (*wonders if it would be out of character to gut Quek right now*)
Avatar of Soul (12:54:10 AM): *grins wickedly as blood runs down the gauntlet*
SirAlextheFirst (12:54:14 AM): That's his turn.
SirAlextheFirst (12:54:20 AM): Hunter's up.
popichuelo76 (12:54:23 AM): "I bet that smarts"
Avatar of Soul (12:54:27 AM): "Heh."
Adm H Sopko (12:54:50 AM): ::Does nothing::
popichuelo76 (12:55:23 AM): "You sure know how to pick allies"
Avatar of Soul (12:56:09 AM): "Not my fault, I'll explain once I'm free and these pitiful cowards are fleeing for their lives."
Chromeus18 (12:56:10 AM): is the guard still alive?
SirAlextheFirst (12:56:18 AM): Yes.
SirAlextheFirst (12:56:26 AM): And now the guards go.
Chromeus18 (12:57:24 AM): gogo guard!
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:57:32 AM): (*watches guards PWN Quek*)
popichuelo76 (12:57:37 AM): your cheering for the wronk side =p
SirAlextheFirst (12:57:40 AM): The one holding Queklain goes berserk at the crushing of his partner, swiping at Quek mercilessly.
SirAlextheFirst (12:57:48 AM): With his dagger.
*OnlineHost* (12:57:53 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
SirAlextheFirst (12:58:07 AM): He misses.
Avatar of Soul (12:58:10 AM): (I'm not going to kill them. I'm going to cast Cause Fear at this guy, presuming someone else doesn't fell him sooner.)
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:58:27 AM): (You already killed one, idiot. ;P)
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:58:35 AM): (Or, at least attacke'em.)
SirAlextheFirst (12:58:36 AM): One of the other guards charges Queklain as well.
*OnlineHost* (12:58:39 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:58:43 AM): *attacked'em
Avatar of Soul (12:58:48 AM): (I did attack him.)
SirAlextheFirst (12:58:49 AM): Still misses, even using his sword.
Chromeus18 (12:58:49 AM): CoC is alive and well
Avatar of Soul (12:58:51 AM): (I did not kill him.)
Avatar of Soul (12:59:02 AM): You do realize that while I'm in a grapple, I get a cover bonus to AC.
SirAlextheFirst (12:59:24 AM): The third guard is a young man, slightly nervous.
*OnlineHost* (12:59:34 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
Avatar of Soul (12:59:50 AM): Well that is going to suck.
popichuelo76 (12:59:50 AM): cant be good....
MysteryGiIgamesh (12:59:58 AM): (Who just critted Quek upside the head, it seems. Looks like lucky and young beats old and stupid. >_>)
SirAlextheFirst (1:00:01 AM): And I forgot the second half of THAT line
SirAlextheFirst (1:00:18 AM): WHich was him also swiping at Queklain
SirAlextheFirst (1:00:21 AM): So
*OnlineHost* (1:00:22 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
SirAlextheFirst (1:00:30 AM): Crit, too.
popichuelo76 (1:00:34 AM): ouch
Avatar of Soul (1:00:37 AM): (Let me put it this way- had I had a similar thing happen to the PC's in Amaryllis at any time, you would have all fought them without mercy.)
Chromeus18 (1:00:37 AM): bye bye Quek
*OnlineHost* (1:00:43 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 8-sided die: 8
SirAlextheFirst (1:00:58 AM): 18 damage.
popichuelo76 (1:01:03 AM): O_o
Chromeus18 (1:01:15 AM): *splat*
SirAlextheFirst (1:01:25 AM): Status, Queklain?
popichuelo76 (1:01:36 AM): umm
popichuelo76 (1:01:43 AM): did any of these guys provoke AoO's?
Avatar of Soul (1:01:47 AM): I am at -9.
MysteryGiIgamesh (1:01:52 AM): (...Heh.)
popichuelo76 (1:01:53 AM): i would assume most did
SirAlextheFirst (1:01:59 AM): No. Queklain is grappled and nobody else is near.
Avatar of Soul (1:02:00 AM): Which means, since my death HP is -11, I've got two rounds.
MysteryGiIgamesh (1:02:02 AM): (Looks like the guard just saved Jac the trouble.)
Avatar of Soul (1:02:26 AM): So fuckin help me god, when I am healed and awake, I'm killing every fucking person who asks me to drop weapons or gives me a goddamn command.
Avatar of Soul (1:02:38 AM): Without even saying a word other than "Eat Shriveling, bitch."
SirAlextheFirst (1:03:19 AM): The nervous young man succeeds where his elders could not - though he attempted to just hit Queklain somehow, he winds up hitting him in the neck. Hard. Slicily.
popichuelo76 (1:03:49 AM): "Damn old man....Cleric, help your comrade!"
SirAlextheFirst (1:04:02 AM): And now we have Cappy, who put off his action till his soliders were done.
Chromeus18 (1:04:06 AM): *says nothing*
Adm H Sopko (1:04:14 AM): ::Watches in horror as the guard plays slicy with his best friend::
Avatar of Soul (1:04:40 AM): Before falling to the ground, QUeklains throat bubbles the words... "...help... me.."
SirAlextheFirst (1:04:44 AM): He screams "DOWN! EVERYBODY DOWN! OH MY GOD, I CAN'T HEAR!"
MysteryGiIgamesh (1:05:22 AM): Oo That young one has god aim. oO
MysteryGiIgamesh (1:05:25 AM): *good
SirAlextheFirst (1:05:39 AM): And moves in front of Nash, and stands at the ready.
SirAlextheFirst (1:05:44 AM): Next round.
popichuelo76 (1:06:00 AM): they didnt provoke AoO's?
Avatar of Soul (1:06:22 AM): The captain did at least, and very likely the dude who attacked me.
SirAlextheFirst (1:06:36 AM): .... uh... no...
popichuelo76 (1:06:40 AM): O_o
Avatar of Soul (1:06:59 AM): Moving into threatened space = AoO.
SirAlextheFirst (1:07:19 AM): The guards here aren't stupid enough to bunch prisoners up. You're all spread out, and Nash is way off to one side of everyone.
MysteryGiIgamesh (1:07:20 AM): (No. Moving through provokes.)
popichuelo76 (1:07:29 AM): O_o
popichuelo76 (1:07:33 AM): im at gorths side
MysteryGiIgamesh (1:07:36 AM): (Moving into doesn't, or else everyone who ever closed for melee would suck an AoO.)
Avatar of Soul (1:07:46 AM): Nash was in range of me. Grappling foes unfortunately means they are all in the same square.
Avatar of Soul (1:07:57 AM): (hence the charge action)
SirAlextheFirst (1:07:58 AM): Only ones who provoked AoOs would be the ones moving away from the other guys, who I assume wouldn't take them
SirAlextheFirst (1:08:35 AM): Chromeus 16, Gil 15, Gorth 13, Popi 12, Guard 12, Sopko 10, Cappy 10, Guard 10, Guard 8, Guard 6
Avatar of Soul (1:08:43 AM): Chromeus 16, Gil 15, Popi 12, Gorth 12, Guard 12, Sopko 10, Cappy 10, Guard 10, Guard 8, Guard 6
popichuelo76 (1:08:45 AM): "Heal him before he dies, damn you"
Avatar of Soul (1:08:45 AM): I lowered init.
SirAlextheFirst (1:08:51 AM): Except... right
Chromeus18 (1:09:32 AM): well, i'll move over to the guard who was injured, and sac Divine Favor for a CLW
popichuelo76 (1:09:46 AM): better hope your not in my threat range
Chromeus18 (1:09:48 AM): *places his hands on the guard's wound*
popichuelo76 (1:09:56 AM): cause i was right next to that guard
*OnlineHost* (1:09:59 AM): Chromeus18 rolled 1 8-sided die: 5
Chromeus18 (1:10:07 AM): 8 healing!
SirAlextheFirst (1:10:07 AM): Nope
SirAlextheFirst (1:10:23 AM): He AoOs you.
Chromeus18 (1:10:30 AM): "Cease this insanity at once!"
SirAlextheFirst (1:10:39 AM): Lunges up with his dagger, in desperation for his life.
SirAlextheFirst (1:10:46 AM): Will save to cut through Sanctuary
SirAlextheFirst (1:10:47 AM): Chromeus 16, Gil 15, Gorth 13, Popi 12, Guard 12, Sopko 10, Cappy 10, Guard 10, Guard 8, Guard 6
Chromeus18 (1:10:56 AM): i heal him, and he attacks me?
*OnlineHost* (1:10:57 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
popichuelo76 (1:10:57 AM): yeah, eat that chrome
SirAlextheFirst (1:11:03 AM): FAILE
popichuelo76 (1:11:12 AM): "See what you have done?"
SirAlextheFirst (1:11:36 AM): But somehow, the guard sees your intent in the magic around you, and sinks back down.
SirAlextheFirst (1:11:52 AM): So, he's healed.
Chromeus18 (1:11:56 AM): "If'n ye hadn't had yer smart idea to attack the guards, we wouldn't be in his blasted mess!"
SirAlextheFirst (1:12:05 AM): Jacynth.
popichuelo76 (1:12:29 AM): "Well, YOU are the ones whom i was helping, ungrateful bastards"
Chromeus18 (1:12:56 AM): "If ye defy the way of the law, then I need no help from the likes!"
MysteryGiIgamesh (1:13:09 AM): *sits where he is, not moving, indeed, he's just lounging about*
popichuelo76 (1:13:30 AM): "Isn't there a one of you who isnt a coward?"
SirAlextheFirst (1:13:52 AM): Nash next
popichuelo76 (1:13:58 AM): yesh, contemplating
Chromeus18 (1:14:05 AM): "Coward? HA! Isn't there any HONOR in yer heart??"
Adm H Sopko (1:14:41 AM): Soppy's gonna freak out on Nash...
MysteryGiIgamesh (1:15:12 AM): (We turn a simple ordeal and likely plot device into out and out combat. Wheee!_
MysteryGiIgamesh (1:15:13 AM): *)
Avatar of Soul (1:15:38 AM): (I had no other choice.)
Avatar of Soul (1:15:52 AM): (Asgard is populated by paladins who would have killed me had I surrendered.)
Avatar of Soul (1:16:03 AM): (And because I didn't want to surrender, I'm going to die anyway.)
MysteryGiIgamesh (1:16:07 AM): (Life sucks, evil boy. :P)
Avatar of Soul (1:16:15 AM): (Fuck you.)
MysteryGiIgamesh (1:18:04 AM): (*pokes chat* You all died or something?)
Chromeus18 (1:18:36 AM): it's Nash's turn
Adm H Sopko (1:18:40 AM): ((Popi's "contemplating"))
SirAlextheFirst (1:20:58 AM): He's gonna Stone Cappy!
Chromeus18 (1:21:09 AM): or me >_>
SirAlextheFirst (1:21:16 AM): Check THIS out!
Adm H Sopko (1:21:24 AM): HA
Adm H Sopko (1:22:02 AM): So help me if he attacks jerry, Sopko is charging nash
popichuelo76 (1:22:08 AM): "Honor is for people who are confused in life, grasping for something to take them by the hand and lead them through life" *Turns to the the young guard* "Motion to your captain to heal my friend, and I'll lay
popichuelo76 (1:22:16 AM): down my weapons"
SirAlextheFirst (1:22:52 AM): That's it?
popichuelo76 (1:23:01 AM): how does he reply?
SirAlextheFirst (1:23:36 AM): The young guard is too scared of what he just did to say anything.
SirAlextheFirst (1:23:44 AM): He may not even have heard you.
popichuelo76 (1:23:57 AM): then i repeat it to another guard, or maybe one of them hears it?
SirAlextheFirst (1:24:09 AM): Other guard: "Put your weapons down."
popichuelo76 (1:24:18 AM): "Bind his wounds first"
popichuelo76 (1:24:36 AM): ( <3 gorthy)
SirAlextheFirst (1:25:14 AM): *looks at Cappy* "Hm."
SirAlextheFirst (1:25:59 AM): The wounded-healed guard gets up, shakily, and is done.
SirAlextheFirst (1:26:01 AM): Hunter?
popichuelo76 (1:26:10 AM): what?
popichuelo76 (1:26:13 AM): how did that go?
popichuelo76 (1:26:15 AM): i didnt do anything
SirAlextheFirst (1:26:30 AM): The guard doesn't do anything. Cause it's not his turn.
Adm H Sopko (1:26:38 AM): ::Sits up, watching events unfold and trying to contain his rage at the situation::
SirAlextheFirst (1:27:30 AM): Nothing more?
Adm H Sopko (1:27:36 AM): Nope
SirAlextheFirst (1:28:15 AM): The guard Nash spoke to bends down, and the other sober one there helps him tend Queklain's wounds.
*OnlineHost* (1:28:18 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
SirAlextheFirst (1:28:29 AM): Easy success on stabilize.
SirAlextheFirst (1:29:14 AM): Young guard stares at his sword, and drops it.
Chromeus18 (1:29:31 AM): is the combat over now?
SirAlextheFirst (1:30:06 AM): No.
SirAlextheFirst (1:30:22 AM): Good lord no.
popichuelo76 (1:30:24 AM): the captn didnt hear anything that happened, he could hit the guard for healing quek O_o
SirAlextheFirst (1:30:31 AM): Cappy couldn't hear anything that went on.
SirAlextheFirst (1:30:48 AM): "DOWN ON THE GROUND! NOW!!"
popichuelo76 (1:30:58 AM): *quirks a smile at the captain and points to the guards helping his friend, and winks*
MysteryGiIgamesh (1:31:04 AM): *is already on the ground, and has been, for a while now*
SirAlextheFirst (1:31:24 AM): He's talking to you, Nash.
Adm H Sopko (1:31:28 AM): ::Lays back down::
popichuelo76 (1:32:13 AM): *slowly drops to his knees*
SirAlextheFirst (1:32:27 AM): Okay.
SirAlextheFirst (1:32:37 AM): Combat's over unless someone pulls something else
Avatar of Soul (1:32:42 AM): I bleed.
Chromeus18 (1:33:24 AM): i move to Quek and sac Hold Person for a Cure Moderate Wounds
*OnlineHost* (1:33:34 AM): Chromeus18 rolled 2 8-sided dice: 1 6
Chromeus18 (1:33:41 AM): 10 heal
Avatar of Soul (1:33:49 AM): 1 hp.
Chromeus18 (1:34:15 AM): *sighs a heavy sigh*
popichuelo76 (1:34:38 AM): "So now he heals, Welcome back to the living uncle"
Avatar of Soul (1:34:49 AM): "Thank.. you for trying to save me.."
popichuelo76 (1:35:14 AM): "You'd have done the same, i guess you just got yourself a little out of shape, letting a kid like that touch you"
Avatar of Soul (1:35:15 AM): "...it is a pleasure to see you again..."
Avatar of Soul (1:35:39 AM): "...I couldn't help it... if I'd have attacked without provocation, he'd have fucking killed me."
MysteryGiIgamesh (1:35:42 AM): (Is popi half elf or full elf?)
Avatar of Soul (1:35:43 AM): *eyeballs the cleric*
Avatar of Soul (1:35:45 AM): Neither.
Avatar of Soul (1:35:46 AM): He's human.
MysteryGiIgamesh (1:35:55 AM): (...Then how is he a nephew?)
Avatar of Soul (1:36:01 AM): (I don't know, you could always ask.)
popichuelo76 (1:36:40 AM): "So, i dont suppose you guards would let us off with a warning?"
Chromeus18 (1:36:43 AM): "If ye hadn't done such a daft thing, I wouldn't have NEEDED to heal him!" *shoots a look to Nash*
Avatar of Soul (1:36:59 AM): "...in retrospect, I shouldn't have tried to get free despite being completely justified..."
popichuelo76 (1:37:06 AM): "yeah yeah, you win some you lose some, just roll with the punches"
Avatar of Soul (1:37:17 AM): "..I'll remember to point out the hypocrasy of paladins murdering demons when I'm closer to Asgard."
Chromeus18 (1:37:53 AM): (how long is Cappy deafened for?)
MysteryGiIgamesh (1:37:54 AM): "Still your tougue....He who is of the Blood.....But not."
Avatar of Soul (1:38:04 AM): "You shut your fucking face."
Avatar of Soul (1:38:06 AM): *stands up*
Avatar of Soul (1:38:09 AM): *brushes self off*
SirAlextheFirst (1:38:13 AM): Cappy is talking to himself, regaining his hearing slowly.
Avatar of Soul (1:38:20 AM): Unless of course the guards insist on pushing me back to the ground.
popichuelo76 (1:38:30 AM): and taking your 1 hp
Avatar of Soul (1:38:36 AM): "...I did nothing wrong. Nothing that they've accused me of."
SirAlextheFirst (1:38:39 AM): No. They grab you again, though.
Avatar of Soul (1:38:43 AM): FUck that.
Avatar of Soul (1:38:45 AM): I back up.
SirAlextheFirst (1:38:48 AM): Everyone's just kinda recovering.
Avatar of Soul (1:39:00 AM): Reflex, what? I'm not letting them touch me.
SirAlextheFirst (1:39:20 AM): They tell you to get down.
SirAlextheFirst (1:39:24 AM): Repeatedly.
MysteryGiIgamesh (1:39:29 AM): "You have caused........Enough trouble this morn..........With that of your......Actions, and those of........Your supposed 'nephew'."
MysteryGiIgamesh (1:39:41 AM): "Just lay......And accept."
Avatar of Soul (1:39:41 AM): in elven. "I'm sorry, I don't speak common."
Chromeus18 (1:39:44 AM): "Be easy on him! His wounds are grave!"
popichuelo76 (1:39:48 AM): "Whats with that guy" *points to gil*
Avatar of Soul (1:39:54 AM): "I'm not letting you touch me. Let me go willingly."
Avatar of Soul (1:40:01 AM): "I'll explain later, if I get the chance to."
SirAlextheFirst (1:40:14 AM): Cappy's more or less recovered now.
MysteryGiIgamesh (1:40:16 AM): (Gorth's explanation: He's an idiot!)
Avatar of Soul (1:40:30 AM): No, you aren't stupid at all, your character just irritates mine.
Avatar of Soul (1:40:52 AM): "I may or may not go willingly, but you are NOT to touch me."
Chromeus18 (1:40:56 AM): "I apologize for their actions...."
popichuelo76 (1:41:04 AM): "dont"
MysteryGiIgamesh (1:41:21 AM): "Do not.....Offer apologies, Jerriford. They......Are not your responsibilites..."
Avatar of Soul (1:41:22 AM): "Why? We were justified. If we are to be held accountable for self defense, so are they."
Avatar of Soul (1:41:26 AM): "And they slashed my fucking through."
Avatar of Soul (1:41:29 AM): throat.
Avatar of Soul (1:41:46 AM): "So. I'm not going to Asgard. I'm heading back to penobscot."
Avatar of Soul (1:41:57 AM): "Coming with me, Nash?"
popichuelo76 (1:42:05 AM): "I was just passing by, saw my dear uncle, and then was told im being arrested"
popichuelo76 (1:42:25 AM): "i wouldnt mind visiting their again, good ale, the king sure knows what he is doing"
SirAlextheFirst (1:42:35 AM): Cappy:
SirAlextheFirst (1:43:01 AM): "All of you are going to go to Asgard with us and we're putting this all before a full trial."
popichuelo76 (1:43:21 AM): "on what account?"
(1:43:48 AM) Quitesimplymad has entered the room.
Quitesimplymad (1:43:56 AM): ARGH.
Quitesimplymad (1:44:10 AM): Damn Mondays.
SirAlextheFirst (1:44:18 AM): "Attacking and injuring the guardians of Asgard while on their duties, and slaying of four people."
Quitesimplymad (1:44:23 AM): (What'd I miss? For today and Friday?)
Quitesimplymad (1:44:32 AM): (IM works, if we're in something important.)
Avatar of Soul (1:44:43 AM): "Your crew attempted to slay me, an unarmed man who was simply trying to break free."
popichuelo76 (1:44:43 AM): "Four people? I just flippin came from Asgard myself, how could i slay four people outside the border?"
Avatar of Soul (1:44:56 AM): "As I see it, you are just as at fault as I.
SirAlextheFirst (1:45:36 AM): *to Nash* "You, sir, are not implicated in the slayings." *to Queklain* "You nearly killed Bart."
Adm H Sopko (1:45:51 AM): ROFL
Chromeus18 (1:45:54 AM): *just says nothing*
Avatar of Soul (1:46:06 AM): "Thats right. In self defense. I told you I panic easily, and you set two armed men to hold me, and not let me go."
Adm H Sopko (1:46:08 AM): Does he have an eyepatch?!<G>
popichuelo76 (1:46:20 AM): *stands then, brushing himself off* "Well, if im not a killer, i was false accused, and i will be off now"
popichuelo76 (1:46:38 AM): falsely
Avatar of Soul (1:47:00 AM): *looks to Nash* --in elven, so that only he can hear it "..can you come to the prison and free me?"
popichuelo76 (1:47:24 AM): *winks*
SirAlextheFirst (1:47:34 AM): "What did you just say?"
popichuelo76 (1:47:40 AM): he asked how my mother was
popichuelo76 (1:47:44 AM): "^
popichuelo76 (1:47:49 AM): quotes up there
Avatar of Soul (1:48:11 AM): "I told him, in my native tongue, to go with Tiyrael."
Avatar of Soul (1:48:19 AM): Whoops.
SirAlextheFirst (1:48:24 AM): Bluff check.
Avatar of Soul (1:48:26 AM): "And to bless his mother.
*OnlineHost* (1:48:26 AM): SirAlextheFirst rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
*OnlineHost* (1:48:30 AM): Avatar of Soul rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
popichuelo76 (1:48:33 AM): me too?
Avatar of Soul (1:48:34 AM): Well.
Avatar of Soul (1:48:35 AM): *shrug*
SirAlextheFirst (1:48:58 AM): "Like hell. Sir (Nash), I'm afraid you have to come with us, too."
popichuelo76 (1:49:08 AM): "Oh come now, dont butter them up with that Tiyrael talk"
Avatar of Soul (1:49:16 AM): "He did nothing wrong but try to fucking save me."
MysteryGiIgamesh (1:49:40 AM): *he sighs* "Accept your fates."
popichuelo76 (1:49:48 AM): "kiss my ass?"
Avatar of Soul (1:49:56 AM): "Fate is dead. It went away with the book."
SirAlextheFirst (1:50:03 AM): "Save you from WHAT? Being taken into custody to find out what happened in this incident in which by your own admission you killed 4 people who didn't fight back?!"
Avatar of Soul (1:50:17 AM): "But who were bandits. Furthermore, it did not happen in Asgard."
Avatar of Soul (1:50:25 AM): "If the people of Gelendar have a problem, have THEM prosecute me."
Avatar of Soul (1:50:34 AM): "Asgard has no claim over what happens in the land of the mages."
Quitesimplymad (1:50:37 AM): (Or, you know, stone you.)
Avatar of Soul (1:51:02 AM): "I did nothing that concerns the citizens of Asgard in any way."
SirAlextheFirst (1:51:12 AM): "You attempted to enter Asgard."
SirAlextheFirst (1:51:41 AM): "Furthermore, murder is a serious crime anywhere. Everyone has jurisdiction."
Avatar of Soul (1:51:51 AM): "With you taking only the word of bandits and thieves."
popichuelo76 (1:52:05 AM): "And not even the word of the RIGHT thief"
SirAlextheFirst (1:52:25 AM): "We have only your word that they are bandits and thieves. Why the hell am I arguing with you? Get in the guardhouse, all of you."
SirAlextheFirst (1:52:39 AM): "And take that gauntlet off. It's a weapon."
Adm H Sopko (1:52:42 AM): ::Complies::
popichuelo76 (1:52:57 AM): "whatever you say, to the guardhouse"
Avatar of Soul (1:53:02 AM): "..."
Avatar of Soul (1:53:04 AM): *looks to nash*
Chromeus18 (1:53:16 AM): *heads to the guardhouse*
Avatar of Soul (1:53:17 AM): (This is seriously getting ridiculously stupid.)
popichuelo76 (1:53:19 AM): "Come Uncle, we mustnt upset these upstanding guards anymore"
MysteryGiIgamesh (1:53:26 AM): *walks slowly along with the rest* "Mind my blades,........If you please, good.......Sir guardsman.......They are........Crafted by those......Of the Blood, and thus.......Dear to me...."
Avatar of Soul (1:53:34 AM): *throws gauntlet down*
MysteryGiIgamesh (1:53:47 AM): (Uh oh! He threw down the guantlet.)
MysteryGiIgamesh (1:53:57 AM): (I think he wants a challenge! >_>)
SirAlextheFirst (1:54:44 AM): (...)
Chromeus18 (1:55:02 AM): "Nevermind that the word of a priest of Tiyrael typically isn't questioned in this land...." *muttered to himself*
Quitesimplymad (1:55:20 AM): (Can I already be in the guard house? "My kilt got caught in a draft, and I was arrested for public indecency")
SirAlextheFirst (1:55:36 AM): All righty then. The guardhouse is fairly spacious, and you are all taken to the cell block underground. Yes, there's a cell block.
Quitesimplymad (1:55:40 AM): (Kidding, mostly.)
Avatar of Soul (1:55:47 AM): Nostalgia, how I missed you.
SirAlextheFirst (1:56:21 AM): Algus comes down to taunt you.
SirAlextheFirst (1:56:24 AM): Just kidding.
Adm H Sopko (1:56:33 AM): Heh
Avatar of Soul (1:56:40 AM): And I bet the hinges can't be changed or altered and the only way out is to contact Deus Ex NPC.
Avatar of Soul (1:56:52 AM): Oh and the locks are arcane locked and thus immune to Popi being able to pick them.
Quitesimplymad (1:57:14 AM): (Then we tunnel out.)
MysteryGiIgamesh (1:57:18 AM): (XD)
popichuelo76 (1:57:19 AM): describe my cell and the things around it?
SirAlextheFirst (1:57:24 AM): The doors aren't locked, but three of the guards watch you all at all times.
popichuelo76 (1:57:25 AM): and outside
SirAlextheFirst (1:57:29 AM): Cells:
Adm H Sopko (1:57:37 AM): Or Alice Morrisey comes down and instantly falls in love with me, then lets us out<G>
SirAlextheFirst (1:57:54 AM): 15 foot squares
SirAlextheFirst (1:58:01 AM): Metal barred doors
SirAlextheFirst (1:58:05 AM): No windows
popichuelo76 (1:58:18 AM): "This reminds me of the good old days, right Uncle?"
Avatar of Soul (1:58:20 AM): If we are in antimagic zones, I'm seriously quitting.
SirAlextheFirst (1:58:20 AM): Light rock fixed in the floor, with a cover
Avatar of Soul (1:58:22 AM): "Yeah."
SirAlextheFirst (1:58:38 AM): Cot built into the wall. Toilet hole in the corner.
Adm H Sopko (1:58:40 AM): Are we alone in each? Pairs? All in one?
Quitesimplymad (1:58:53 AM): What exactly was stripped off of us?
SirAlextheFirst (1:58:57 AM): Queklain is in one, Nash in another, and the rest of you all in a third.
SirAlextheFirst (1:59:08 AM): All weapons, VSM.
Quitesimplymad (1:59:11 AM): Everything? Or just weapons? Wait, I don't have non-weapons.
Quitesimplymad (1:59:31 AM): Well, I've got a Grappling Hook, but that's probably weapon-enough.
SirAlextheFirst (1:59:45 AM): Yep
SirAlextheFirst (2:00:11 AM): Cappy: "You'll stay here till our relief shift arrives, and we'll get you back to Asgard."
Quitesimplymad (2:00:30 AM): ("I blanked for a second, where are we?")
popichuelo76 (2:00:33 AM): "Will you be escorting us personally? I am quite worried about your hearing"
Chromeus18 (2:00:34 AM): "And how long will that be?"
Adm H Sopko (2:00:51 AM): "If I may ask... will you be attempting to find the bandits?"
SirAlextheFirst (2:01:14 AM): "Relief arrives tonight. We'll leave tomorrow morning."
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:01:42 AM): *just relaxes on one of the prison benches, seemingly at ease*
Chromeus18 (2:02:18 AM): "Of course they won't Hunter. They won't until a caravan is raided."
SirAlextheFirst (2:02:21 AM): Indeed, as he speaks, a knock sounds on the door above, and Cappy hastens to answer it.
Avatar of Soul (2:02:47 AM): *touches his throat, which isn't completely healed, but scabbed over*
Adm H Sopko (2:03:30 AM): ::Sighs and leans against the wall:: "Well... this is great..."
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:03:33 AM): "Just..........Relax......For now, there is......Nothing much we.....May be able to do...."
Avatar of Soul (2:04:01 AM): "I think it is a conspiracy of fate."
Chromeus18 (2:04:07 AM): i imagine there's no way i can heal Quek is there?
SirAlextheFirst (2:04:18 AM): Bart: "Didn't you say fate was dead, bastard?"
Avatar of Soul (2:04:21 AM): "How odd that a nation of law abiding good citizens don't accept the word of a priest of Tiyrael."
popichuelo76 (2:04:23 AM): "There is always something to do, just use a little imagination"
Quitesimplymad (2:04:31 AM): (Who the fuck is Bart? Or Cappy, for that matter?)
Avatar of Soul (2:04:35 AM): "Yeah, I did, but I didn't ask your opinion."
SirAlextheFirst (2:04:42 AM): Cappy = captain of the guards here
Quitesimplymad (2:04:51 AM): Nickname, I assume.
SirAlextheFirst (2:04:54 AM): Bart = guard who got suckerpunched by Queklain and almost died
Avatar of Soul (2:04:54 AM): "Fine. A conspiracy by the god of liars designed to entrap us within his web."
Adm H Sopko (2:05:10 AM): "If I was more paranoid, I'd be inclined to agree with you, Queklain"
Quitesimplymad (2:05:12 AM): (From a punch?)
Avatar of Soul (2:05:18 AM): "I mean..."
SirAlextheFirst (2:05:22 AM): Young dude = young guard who dang near cut Queklain';s head off
Avatar of Soul (2:05:38 AM): "We are attacked. We attack back, and we go to jail while our original attackers are wandering free in Asgard."
SirAlextheFirst (2:05:40 AM): (A critical punch with a spiked gauntlet for max damage, yes)
popichuelo76 (2:05:47 AM): "Seems that the guard regained his ego uncle, i mean he DID almost die, and didnt even bother to thank that cleric, how rude"
Quitesimplymad (2:05:48 AM): (Eh.)
Avatar of Soul (2:06:09 AM): "I fight in self defense, and so do they, and we are jailed for it."
Avatar of Soul (2:06:30 AM): "Tiyrael is truly a JUST god, isn't he? Now you understand the source of my lack of faith in your god, Jerri. No offense intended."
Chromeus18 (2:06:34 AM): "Me name's Jerriford..."
Avatar of Soul (2:06:40 AM): "Jerriford. My apologies."
SirAlextheFirst (2:06:41 AM): Bart hears this and realizes you are correct.
SirAlextheFirst (2:07:01 AM): *walks over to the cell of many people* "Hey, cleric? Jerriford?"
Chromeus18 (2:07:11 AM): "Yes?"
SirAlextheFirst (2:07:21 AM): "Thanks, man. Seriously."
popichuelo76 (2:07:30 AM): "Awww, i think someone needs a hug"
SirAlextheFirst (2:07:41 AM): "I won't forget that."
Chromeus18 (2:07:56 AM): "Tis only one of me duties guard, we all have them..."
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:08:03 AM): ("Just give me cast iron underwear so I'm not raped in the shower, guard dude.")
Avatar of Soul (2:08:04 AM): "You already seem to have, considering that he's in jail."
popichuelo76 (2:08:40 AM): whats it look like outside the cell?
Avatar of Soul (2:08:42 AM): "I lay, betrayed by those I might have considered friends for no clear reason."
Avatar of Soul (2:08:45 AM): We can't tell. No windows.
(2:08:49 AM) Adm H Sopko has left the room.
Avatar of Soul (2:08:53 AM): Oh, its probably just a stone hallway.
popichuelo76 (2:08:58 AM): hehe
Avatar of Soul (2:08:58 AM): With guards there.
SirAlextheFirst (2:09:16 AM): Gorth is correct. There's a table and chairs for the guards.
SirAlextheFirst (2:09:25 AM): And the staircase up, and doors to other rooms.
Quitesimplymad (2:09:51 AM): (We're to be executed! Save us, Lucca!)
popichuelo76 (2:09:51 AM): "Have any of you seen the women in Asgard? For such a holy city, they sure can show you a good time"
Avatar of Soul (2:10:27 AM): Are all the guards at that table?
Avatar of Soul (2:10:36 AM): Or are they nice and evenly spread out?
Quitesimplymad (2:10:48 AM): "So...."
SirAlextheFirst (2:11:05 AM): Bart is at the cell door.
SirAlextheFirst (2:11:19 AM): Young dude is sitting and staring at his sword.
SirAlextheFirst (2:11:37 AM): Nameless Sane Guards are at the table.
popichuelo76 (2:11:53 AM): thought there were only 3?
SirAlextheFirst (2:12:11 AM): Guard
popichuelo76 (2:12:30 AM): "Hey kid?"
popichuelo76 (2:12:45 AM): to the young soldier
SirAlextheFirst (2:12:45 AM): Until the new watch comes down
SirAlextheFirst (2:12:53 AM): He doesn't seem to hear you.
popichuelo76 (2:13:24 AM): "Lousy guards"
Chromeus18 (2:13:56 AM): "Yer name is Nash, right?"
popichuelo76 (2:14:13 AM): "Me?, sure, thats what they call me"
Chromeus18 (2:15:25 AM): "Relative of Quek's, eh?"
Avatar of Soul (2:15:34 AM): "Almost."
popichuelo76 (2:15:41 AM): "Might as well be"
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:16:17 AM): *is still lounging about*
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:16:29 AM): *he breathes in deeply, tasting the air*
Chromeus18 (2:17:00 AM): "So ye're... what are ye then?"
Avatar of Soul (2:17:12 AM): "I was a friend of his families."
Quitesimplymad (2:17:18 AM): y's.
Avatar of Soul (2:17:23 AM): "His mother took me in after my exile, and helped me get on my feet."
Avatar of Soul (2:17:28 AM): (Family)
Avatar of Soul (2:17:30 AM): (gah.)
Avatar of Soul (2:17:52 AM): "She wasn't very confident, and I told her to go for Nash's father. They were married, and soon came Nash."
Avatar of Soul (2:18:05 AM): "I suppose you can start the story now, since after all, I've told the important part."
Avatar of Soul (2:18:12 AM): Queklain smiles although nobody can see it.
Chromeus18 (2:18:14 AM): "Ah, I see. A good deed they did then"
popichuelo76 (2:18:17 AM): "Yeah, too bad you goofed on picking my pops"
popichuelo76 (2:18:33 AM): "Hey Uncle, remember that game we used to play?"
Avatar of Soul (2:18:45 AM): *smiles again* "Which one?"
popichuelo76 (2:19:05 AM): "You know, where you would put a hat in the corner, and we would try to throw stones into it?"
Avatar of Soul (2:19:17 AM): "Oh, yes. Hatsketball."
Avatar of Soul (2:19:30 AM): (Had to make at least one bad pun before this is over.)
popichuelo76 (2:19:36 AM): "Man, i would LOVE to play that game again"
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:19:42 AM): (....:P)
Avatar of Soul (2:19:49 AM): "Well why don't you?"
popichuelo76 (2:20:25 AM): *fiddles with his sleeves a bit* "Well, if you say so" *kicks his door open and tosses a thunder stone into the middle of the guards, catching them all within its impact*
Quitesimplymad (2:20:55 AM): "Eh?" (Ah, Fergus. How profound.)
popichuelo76 (2:21:00 AM): *quickly follows it up with an alchemist fire that spalshes on the three guards, catching them ablaze*
SirAlextheFirst (2:21:23 AM): ......................................seriously?
Quitesimplymad (2:21:23 AM): (Shouldn't he be rolling for this? Or was this in IM?)
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:21:24 AM): (...)
Avatar of Soul (2:21:53 AM): I think he's serious.
popichuelo76 (2:21:57 AM): well, should i roll for it alex? my target is the middle of them
Quitesimplymad (2:21:58 AM): (Well, guys, it was fun while we weren't executed.)
popichuelo76 (2:22:04 AM): nah
popichuelo76 (2:22:06 AM): you guys are fine
SirAlextheFirst (2:22:09 AM): *reminds you that Cappy's up answering the knock on the door, presumably from the relief watch*
popichuelo76 (2:22:11 AM): its me who is in shit
Avatar of Soul (2:22:12 AM): Its us that are dead.
popichuelo76 (2:22:17 AM): O_o
Avatar of Soul (2:22:19 AM): We can take Cappy, probably...
popichuelo76 (2:22:20 AM): its that late already?
Avatar of Soul (2:22:23 AM): What.
Quitesimplymad (2:22:25 AM): (Ok, while you weren't executed)
SirAlextheFirst (2:22:27 AM): I said so above
Avatar of Soul (2:22:39 AM): Nix your action.
Avatar of Soul (2:22:47 AM): We're fucked anyway without a deus ex machina.
SirAlextheFirst (2:22:49 AM): If you want to take that back you can, either way though, I'm done for tonight.
popichuelo76 (2:23:13 AM): yeah take that back
popichuelo76 (2:23:26 AM): i didnt know god was against us doing absolutely ANYTHING
Quitesimplymad (2:23:33 AM): Whooo-hooo! I missed an entire session.
SirAlextheFirst (2:23:34 AM): God is not against you.
Avatar of Soul (2:23:37 AM): Just you.
SirAlextheFirst (2:23:46 AM): It's perfectly possible to escape from here.
SirAlextheFirst (2:23:58 AM): That is if you all tried.
Quitesimplymad (2:24:09 AM): They need our help?
Avatar of Soul (2:24:14 AM): Unfortunately, it relies on about four or five perfect rolls, and the other guys cooperating.
Avatar of Soul (2:24:16 AM): And they won't.
Avatar of Soul (2:24:18 AM): *shrug8
Quitesimplymad (2:24:23 AM): They're fucked. Almost none of the group would.
Avatar of Soul (2:24:26 AM): Frankly, this was pretty bad railroading.
Avatar of Soul (2:24:41 AM): It is almost as bad as T-Rex on the plains.
Avatar of Soul (2:24:43 AM): Almost.
Quitesimplymad (2:24:56 AM): (How the hell do you NOT see that coming?)
Chromeus18 (2:25:02 AM): "I wonder what dad would think of this predicament..."
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:25:04 AM): (Gorth, the game was fine until you and popi started casing havoc with the guards. :P)
SirAlextheFirst (2:25:21 AM): ~~~~~END~~~~~
Avatar of Soul (2:25:26 AM): Oh.
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:25:32 AM): *causing
Avatar of Soul (2:25:33 AM): Let me explain my point on that.
Quitesimplymad (2:25:34 AM): >Twiddles thumbs<
Avatar of Soul (2:25:36 AM): First off.
popichuelo76 (2:25:39 AM): sorry for trying to play an evil character correctly O_o
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:25:50 AM): Evil doesn't mix well with a good group.
Avatar of Soul (2:25:51 AM): Frankly, what we did wasn't evil so much as more chaotic.
Quitesimplymad (2:26:08 AM): Aren't you lawful evil?
Avatar of Soul (2:26:11 AM): Yes, I am.
Avatar of Soul (2:26:21 AM): But since I'm lawful evil, I'm never allowed a single chaotic act?
Quitesimplymad (2:26:31 AM): Eh.
Avatar of Soul (2:26:32 AM): Thats like saying if a good guy accidentally slays another good person, he's evil.
Avatar of Soul (2:26:35 AM): It doesn't work that way.
Avatar of Soul (2:26:57 AM): First off.
Avatar of Soul (2:27:07 AM): Having a priest of Tiyrael in the land of the paladins should alone have been enough word.
Avatar of Soul (2:27:11 AM): For just about everyone but me.
Avatar of Soul (2:27:26 AM): But no, now they get suspicious. We back up our side well, but... we are to be jailed.
Avatar of Soul (2:27:33 AM): Nothing we could say would talk them out of it.
Avatar of Soul (2:27:39 AM): Regardless of how well thought out it was.
Avatar of Soul (2:27:44 AM): </example 1>
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:28:16 AM): Gorth. You admitted to killing 4 people. What did you expect?
Avatar of Soul (2:28:21 AM): In self defense.
Avatar of Soul (2:28:26 AM): Which is something any PALADIN would do.
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:28:29 AM): Doesn't matter.
Avatar of Soul (2:28:37 AM): No, thats bullshit, and you know it.
Avatar of Soul (2:29:11 AM): Throw in the fact that now we are in jail. A plan for escape won't work. Because everyone needs to work together and the rest of the party, despite my only "evil" act amongst you was to kill the bandit
popichuelo76 (2:29:31 AM): im not sure why he told me he was bringing me in too, it would have been peachy if not for that
Avatar of Soul (2:29:36 AM): Hunter is about the only one who should have been "You suck bad." because he also learned the truth. Gil's character, ok, that makes sense.
Avatar of Soul (2:30:07 AM): Nobody else had any justification for disliking my character.
SirAlextheFirst (2:30:07 AM): This is not the old Amaryllis.
Avatar of Soul (2:30:11 AM): No, its not.
Quitesimplymad (2:30:12 AM): I don't hate you. I just don't really care about you.
Avatar of Soul (2:30:12 AM): Obviously.
SirAlextheFirst (2:30:22 AM): Killing people is a big deal.
Avatar of Soul (2:30:22 AM): You are also spared the vitriol of this rant.
Quitesimplymad (2:30:27 AM): Thanks.
Quitesimplymad (2:30:40 AM): But then, I missed this play-session, so should be nulled, anyhow.
Avatar of Soul (2:30:46 AM): Obviously, since we were all prosecuted for killing the archers.
Avatar of Soul (2:31:31 AM): Oh, and regarding the bandit thing? Almost everyone, at one point (excepting... me, I think, and possibly two or three tohers) wanted to go to their lair and hunt and kill them all.
Avatar of Soul (2:31:44 AM): I kill four, and then I'm the evil dude.
Chromeus18 (2:32:13 AM): i think Jacynth is the only one that wanted to kill them >_>
Avatar of Soul (2:32:16 AM): I'm just irritated, because this is a very obvious attempt to railroad.
Quitesimplymad (2:32:38 AM): Same. I know I was against it.
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:32:39 AM): Railroading is neccsisary at times.
Avatar of Soul (2:32:56 AM): And that is why I won't be a PC in any game you run, Gil.
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:32:57 AM): Just accept it, and keep the game moving, heh.
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:33:12 AM): ...You've never been in a game of mine, Gorth.
Avatar of Soul (2:33:17 AM): You are right.
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:33:24 AM): You have no idea what my GMing style is even like.
Avatar of Soul (2:33:27 AM): And after that comment, I won't EVER willingly play in a game you run.
Avatar of Soul (2:33:31 AM): Railroading is never necessary.
Avatar of Soul (2:33:33 AM): Ever.
SirAlextheFirst (2:33:35 AM): This wasn't railroading.
popichuelo76 (2:33:45 AM): O_o
Avatar of Soul (2:33:50 AM): Right. We could talk our way out of getting arrested? Wait, thats a big no.
SirAlextheFirst (2:34:05 AM): Sure could have.
Avatar of Soul (2:34:05 AM): We had a priest of tiyrael! Wait, that also doesn't count since apparantly priestly imposters abound.
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:34:14 AM): ...The tradition of Amaryllis exploding after a session continues! >_>
SirAlextheFirst (2:34:14 AM): Could have snuck past the border.
Avatar of Soul (2:34:24 AM): Oh, right.
SirAlextheFirst (2:34:30 AM): Could have offered proof of being a priest instead of waving a holy symbol and nothing else.
SirAlextheFirst (2:34:44 AM): Even so, you admitted to killing people
Avatar of Soul (2:35:00 AM): Frankly, it didn't matter.
SirAlextheFirst (2:35:12 AM): There's a difference between being railroaded and suffering the consequences of your own actions.
Avatar of Soul (2:35:26 AM): Thats bullshit, and you know it. This isn't the consequence of our actions.
Chromeus18 (2:35:26 AM): well i guess i coulda healed someone who wasn't injured
Avatar of Soul (2:35:32 AM): Yeah.
SirAlextheFirst (2:35:49 AM): You kill 4 people who didn't attack you, no matter WHAT the circumstances, you'll find it very difficult not to get taken in by the police.
Avatar of Soul (2:35:50 AM): I've got major issues, because frankly, my character has done nothing evil in front of you, and to my knowledge, not once has Detect Evil been cast on him.
Quitesimplymad (2:35:51 AM): I thought you healed a guard, damn it.
SirAlextheFirst (2:36:07 AM): You mace the police when they take you in, they go down on your asses.
Avatar of Soul (2:36:11 AM): But yet everyone says "YOU ARE EVIL OMG" when their characters don't know it.
Chromeus18 (2:36:15 AM): i did, during the melee
popichuelo76 (2:36:15 AM): O_o amaryllis goes by the USA's justice system? god help us all
Avatar of Soul (2:36:20 AM): I'm sorry, I did nothing wrong but defend ourselves.
popichuelo76 (2:36:58 AM): there was no reason for me to be brought in though O_o
SirAlextheFirst (2:36:59 AM): The above are true for pretty much any developed country, Popi.
Quitesimplymad (2:37:19 AM): (You failed your bluff roll They knew you were up to something)
Avatar of Soul (2:37:23 AM): This whole "killing people is now REALLY REALLY BAD no matter what the justification is" is seriously fuckin new.
popichuelo76 (2:37:24 AM): i did?
Chromeus18 (2:37:30 AM): not in singapore, they just execute you :P
popichuelo76 (2:37:31 AM): i dont remember ROLLING a bluff roll
Quitesimplymad (2:37:33 AM): (Didn't you? Or was that him?)
Avatar of Soul (2:37:38 AM): I failed a bluff roll.
Avatar of Soul (2:37:43 AM): To say something to my comrade.
Avatar of Soul (2:37:46 AM): They asked what I said.
Avatar of Soul (2:37:48 AM): I failed bluff.
Quitesimplymad (2:37:51 AM): (Ah. See, HE fucked you.)
Avatar of Soul (2:37:58 AM): No, this seriously sucked.
SirAlextheFirst (2:38:02 AM): Umm.... Gorth.... yes. This is a nice world now. Killing people is BAD.
Avatar of Soul (2:38:11 AM): No, this is a huge giant surprise.
Avatar of Soul (2:38:19 AM): Even in Faerun, a nice world, people die all the damn time.
Avatar of Soul (2:38:36 AM): It would have been extremely fucking helpful for you to say "ANd I use the texas based justice system where they arrest you on a suspicion."
Quitesimplymad (2:38:40 AM): I think he means "It's pleasant.... too pleasant"
SirAlextheFirst (2:38:41 AM): Yeah, when they fight.
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:38:43 AM): Uh...They have laws in Faerun, man.
Avatar of Soul (2:38:57 AM): But if you kill a bandit, nobody prosecutes you.
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:39:02 AM): actually, they do.
Avatar of Soul (2:39:10 AM): Depends on the land.
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:39:28 AM): Most people just aren't stupid enough to go around admitting they went out and killed a few people to what amounts to town security. =/
Avatar of Soul (2:39:46 AM): I'm sorry, but this seriously sucks. This isn't "the just punishment for my actions", this is just you trying to get us in another unescapable jail cell.
SirAlextheFirst (2:39:49 AM): Bandits are people too. You kill em when they aren't hostile, you in trouble. Plus there ain't no proof - not even to you guys - that they attacked you previously.
popichuelo76 (2:40:09 AM): uhh
popichuelo76 (2:40:14 AM): i tried to throw in an alibi
popichuelo76 (2:40:19 AM): but they just tried to arrest
popichuelo76 (2:40:22 AM): no bluff check
popichuelo76 (2:40:39 AM): why wouldnt thieves hang out together?
SirAlextheFirst (2:41:07 AM): Your alibi, Jerri's story, and what the maybe-bandits told the guards do not match.
popichuelo76 (2:41:30 AM): but 2 of the 3 do
Chromeus18 (2:41:55 AM): i'm sure the bandits didn't say they were bandits
popichuelo76 (2:42:05 AM): which still gives them no reason to arrest me O_o
Avatar of Soul (2:42:36 AM): But they did anyway.
Avatar of Soul (2:42:39 AM): Because!
SirAlextheFirst (2:42:43 AM): Sure does. You started talking about the case.
Avatar of Soul (2:42:50 AM): Doesn't matter.
SirAlextheFirst (2:42:51 AM): So you know something.
Avatar of Soul (2:42:55 AM): Witnesses aren't jailed either.
Avatar of Soul (2:43:08 AM): But apparantly, they are now, even though this is a lawful good nation.
MysteryGiIgamesh (2:43:10 AM): They are when they chuck thunderstones at guards.
popichuelo76 (2:43:12 AM): he told me to drop my weapons and go with them
SirAlextheFirst (2:43:14 AM): Nobody would have been jailed without violence.
popichuelo76 (2:43:17 AM): THEN i threw the stone
Avatar of Soul (2:43:47 AM): Bullshit.
Avatar of Soul (2:44:23 AM): SirAlextheFirst (9:08:01 PM): "We're taking you all into custody
Avatar of Soul (2:44:25 AM): huh
SirAlextheFirst (2:44:29 AM): Yep
Avatar of Soul (2:44:30 AM): That was before violence at all.
SirAlextheFirst (2:44:33 AM): Sure was
Chromeus18 (2:44:34 AM): so uh... any XP tonight?
Avatar of Soul (2:44:43 AM): We would have been jailed without violence.
Quitesimplymad (2:44:49 AM): HEH.
Avatar of Soul (2:44:56 AM): I'm sorry, but I'm quitting. This is seriously fucking stupid. Nothing we could have done could have changed the outcome at all, and its very nice to throw out sayings
Avatar of Soul (2:45:04 AM): like "you can escape!" when there is no legitimate way for us to do it without rolling natural 20's on every fucking roll.
Avatar of Soul (2:45:07 AM): This is absolute railroading bullshit. I thought you'd learned last two times you tried to DM, and wouldn't pull this shit on us again.
Avatar of Soul (2:45:18 AM): But no, this is a standard Alex Game. Loads of impossible scenarios with no way out, changes to a world which were never explained (although other changes were that had no bearing on the situation..)
Avatar of Soul (2:45:29 AM): Actually, fuck apologies. If anything, I'm sorry I tried to play in this game and trust you to not fuck everything up by forcing us into your stupid scenarios and railroad us. Fuck you.
(2:45:31 AM) Avatar of Soul has left the room.