You have just entered room "Wheeee."
Dark Japheth has entered the room.
Dark Japheth: One day when I am rich and famous
Chromeus18 has entered the room.
Dark Japheth: we will all eat dinner at hooters
AndrewRogue: Yay!
AndrewRogue: Buffalo Wings!
Dark Japheth: They have excellent hot wings! Yes!
Chromeus18: hey, i was about to install doom 3 :P
Dark Japheth: Girls lie too, you know. :P
Dark Japheth: Chrome, I hate you.
Sarcazmo47: Well, get back to it, Chrome.
Dark Japheth: Anyway, what level is Krist?
Chromeus18: uhh.. let me check
Chromeus18: level 4
Sarcazmo47: NOT ANYMORE
Sarcazmo47: DON'T PEDDLE YOUR VILE CANDY TO ME, CANDYMAN!
Chromeus18: RAZOR BLADE REESIE CUPS
Chromeus18: here's the games i got from jinx's friend:
Dark Japheth: Level Krist up to level 5.
Dark Japheth: And now that you are back, i get to be totally awesome! And whomp on some major EVIL ASS using the PALADIN ASSASSINATION SQUAD
Chromeus18: doom 3, halo, BF 1942 w/ expansion, uhh... COD, return to wolfenstein, battlezone 2, chaos legions
AndrewRogue: Oh yeah. I heard about this Paladin Squad.
Chromeus18: whee!
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 2 10-sided dice: 8 7
Chromeus18: 8 hp for mee
Sarcazmo47: I have not heard of this Paladin Squad.
Sarcazmo47: Tell me of it.
Dark Japheth: Oh, and the guy who was going to make a mage? He instead wants to make a cleric of Tiyrael. Who, rather than try and bring you down from outside like others of his order
Dark Japheth: Will instead ask to help you out. And subtly manipulate you into being good.
Sarcazmo47: HAHAHAHAHA
Dark Japheth: Who's got Knowledge- Religion or an Int mod of +2 or better?
Sarcazmo47: Yo.
AndrewRogue: I do!
Dark Japheth: A subtle priest/paladin. Yeah, I know.
Dark Japheth: Ok! I think that applies to everyone. History also works, mr Froggy.
Sarcazmo47: Anyone want to take bets on how long it will take Skocion to make him fall?
Chromeus18: me
Dark Japheth: Against particularly twisted foes, there are two types of the Paladin death squads. They are titled "Quads", because while an evil sorceror or wizard might be able to eliminate one, maybe two, they can't get all four.
Dark Japheth: One is always mounted. One is always more magically inclined, so as to provide counterspells. Beyond that, its up to the individual quad.
Dark Japheth: Some quads, for instance, are all about politics. They advance in rank in evil societies, then purge evil where they find it.
Dark Japheth: Nastily.
Dark Japheth: Some quads are made up of harpies and designed for hit and run tactics.
Dark Japheth: Perhaps the most famous quad consisted of four people who believed that names had power. They referred to themselves by titles.
Sarcazmo47: So they're all vigilanties?
Dark Japheth: "The Slayer" was a reformed assassin, who used his knowledge of anatomy and death for good. He also knew a lot of old cults, because he... was once in them.
Chromeus18: death, war, famine, and greed
Sarcazmo47: You know, for LG, they're not very L.
Dark Japheth: Not really- all governments, except Rivas Kul, accept the existence of Quads and their ability to divine the true quests of the gods.
Sarcazmo47: I dunno.
Sarcazmo47: Shai'tan clergy "We kill people we don't like."
Dark Japheth: And in a world where a mage with detect spells can detect alignments, its very hard to impersonate them without being, y'know, lawful good.
Sarcazmo47: Tiyrael clergy - "We kill people we don't like."
Dark Japheth: You know that most of Shaitan's clergy consists of paladins who questioned what they did, and then continued to do it anyway, and then lost mercy?
Sarcazmo47: I think it's one of the things that annoys Skocion the most.
Dark Japheth: I also want you to notice exactly how I'm juxtaposing the god of Valor and the god of Tyranny.
Dark Japheth: And how similar, eerily similar.
Dark Japheth: Mmm.
Sarcazmo47: Anyway. Gorth, run some game. Because I want you to.
Dark Japheth: I see.
Sarcazmo47: Yeah, that's right.
Sarcazmo47: And, I have a way to see if you're really evil enough to be a DM or not.
Dark Japheth: And what is this way?
AndrewRogue: I don't want to know.
Sarcazmo47: To see whether we have to fight this Quad either before or after we get a chance to resupply at the Deveel.
Chromeus18: just let Krist tank and let them waste their smite evils on him :P
Dark Japheth: You are wearing psionic skin.
Sarcazmo47: Ow, your skin takes damage!
Chromeus18: that doesn't make me evil though, does it? you said it just makes me LOOK evil when people detect me.
Dark Japheth: You are right.
Dark Japheth: So technically, they could waste smite evils on you.
Dark Japheth: You aren't high profile, though. :P
Sarcazmo47: No?
Sarcazmo47: No, that's true.
Sarcazmo47: When one detects evil at our party.
Chromeus18: then again, if i hit one, you could drop me to evil
Sarcazmo47: One person definitely stands out.
Adm H Sopko has entered the room.
Adm H Sopko: CHROME!
Chromeus18: SOPPY!
Sarcazmo47: And I'm his friend, Jesus!
AndrewRogue: Stop him Jesus!
Dark Japheth: That reminds me
Dark Japheth: I was listening to KFRG today, the local country station
Dark Japheth: they have a song about jesus
Chromeus18: *wipes hot wing sauce on Jesus's burial shroud*
Dark Japheth: "They hung him on a cross"
Dark Japheth: "But he was tougher than nails"
Dark Japheth: And I started laughing
Sarcazmo47: Who was it who had the idea to make a out of a crucifix with "Hang In There!" written on it?
Chromeus18: someone recap me
Chromeus18: that was me
Chromeus18: and it was a t-shirt
AndrewRogue: I love that song Gorth.
AndrewRogue: I can't help but laugh every time I hear it.
Sarcazmo47: Chrome, I love you and want to bear your children.
Chromeus18: i'll slip you a roofie to alleviate the grueling process that would be
Sarcazmo47: Anyhoo!
Dark Japheth: Heh.
Sarcazmo47: Recap!
Sarcazmo47: Skocion bought a fiddle.
Sarcazmo47: Landus cut his hand off.
Dark Japheth: Oh no
Dark Japheth: We get a HUGE ASS RECAP
Chromeus18: are we starting an EVIL bluegrass band?
AndrewRogue: Yep.
Dark Japheth: Skocion traveled with the group to Jolir. On his way, he encountered a few hippies, a few native americans who weren't living off the government (wtf mate)
Dark Japheth: And then met a dragon.
Dark Japheth: Riannon- "FUCK THIS NOT GOOD"
Dark Japheth: Dragon- *snorts*
Dark Japheth: Riannon- *speaks in druidic*
Chromeus18: was it a black dragon?
Dark Japheth: Dragon- "WTF You speak druidic."
Dark Japheth: "Why you travel with blind man? Kill him. He's weak, he should have died."
Dark Japheth: Riannon- "I can't, because he'd whomp me in combat... I mean, because he makes up for it with cunning."
Dark Japheth: Dragon- "....Well. Fine. Do not hesitate to kill him at the first available opportunity."
Dark Japheth: Riannon- "mkay!"
Dark Japheth: They continue onward, and go to Jolir.
Dark Japheth: Where the people are mostly elves, live in trees, and everyone had at least a level of bard.
Chromeus18: mmm tasty elven cookies
Dark Japheth: Indeed.
Dark Japheth: They say "Wow what a bunch of fruity faggots. I hate this country."
Dark Japheth: Gorth- "...I hate you. I want to live in a tree and make cookies."
Dark Japheth: Everyone- "Goddamn, gorth"
Dark Japheth: They go deeper into the jungle
Dark Japheth: Encounter HUGE ASS TREE
Dark Japheth: Skocion- "Thats funny."
Dark Japheth: Riannon- "Wow."
Chromeus18: Yggdrasil?
Dark Japheth: Landus- "Its a fucking tree."
Dark Japheth: Yeah. :P
Chromeus18: man i'm good!
Chromeus18: i'm gonna put a holy giant flagpole in my campaign
Dark Japheth: They say "Skocion, where the FUCK are we going."
Dark Japheth: Skocion- "Underneath."
Dark Japheth: They go underneath
Dark Japheth: Bad things happen
Dark Japheth: They see a tree. Growing underground. under the huge ass tree.
Dark Japheth: Its a willow.
Dark Japheth: Party- "...so much suspense..."
Dark Japheth: Skocion- *inches forward*
Dark Japheth: Me- "The tree grabs you and begins to hang you.
Dark Japheth: Party says "WHAT THE SHIT"
Chromeus18: ninja trees!
Dark Japheth: Skocion cuts himself free, pisses on the tree in anger, and then smiles, digs underneath it, and pulls out a severed human hand
Dark Japheth: that looks like its been dead for about... a year, although its clearly older.
Chromeus18: ...did he really piss on the tree?
Dark Japheth: No.
Chromeus18: that woulda been funny
Dark Japheth: Anyway, he comes back through Jolir, and once in town
Dark Japheth: Landus says - "So what do you do with the hand?"
Chromeus18: SHUT UP PF
Dark Japheth: Skocion- "You cut off someones hand, and replace it with this."
Sarcazmo47: You're leaving out the yaoi.
Dark Japheth: Not yet.
AndrewRogue: Gorth's recaps > All
Chromeus18: with good reason, i bet
Dark Japheth: The two hug and mansechs is almost had
Dark Japheth: Skocion- "You wanna go?"
Dark Japheth: Landus, mildly drunk- "...Dude. Are you retarded? Or just fucking stupid?"
Chromeus18: is there any sentient being Skocion will not put his EVIL penis in?
Dark Japheth: Skocion, a little more drunk, says "Dude do it."
AndrewRogue: *dies laughing*
Dark Japheth: Andrew rolls damage and cuts off Skocions hand, and they graft this dead and likely diseased hand
Dark Japheth: Skocion- "I've got the powah!" He broke out into song and sang that whole dance remix
Chromeus18: i'm gonna need beer
Dark Japheth: Skocion touches water, it freezes.
Dark Japheth: Cutscenes are had
Adm H Sopko: Beautifully rendered ones too
Dark Japheth: Landus wanders and encounters a strange man in charge of security at the Roaming Deveel- the bazaar everyone has gone to.
Dark Japheth: Landus- "I think you fucking suck at your job."
Dark Japheth: Landus- "I mean, you are head of security. Shouldn't you be there?"
Dark Japheth: Man- "...Shit."
Dark Japheth: *runs*
Chromeus18: brb, i'm gonna go get beer, i'll read this when i get back.
AndrewRogue: Gorth is my new hero.
Dark Japheth: Then yesterday I ran a game
Dark Japheth: and then I got booted because God hates me
Dark Japheth: and my girlfriend called and wanted to yell at me
Dark Japheth: So
Adm H Sopko: Skocion duelled AND Hunter
AndrewRogue: And won.
Dark Japheth: That is recap.
AndrewRogue: <_<
Adm H Sopko: When Skocion brought on the Hellcat, much ownage
Adm H Sopko: Without it, Skocion was fucked up
Sarcazmo47: Oh. Skocion's latest fashion statement.
Dark Japheth: Before I say anything further- I have one little addendum to add to niceties.
Dark Japheth: Who here has Arcana Unearthed? Or rather, Unearthed Arcana, whichever has the book of variant shit.
Sarcazmo47: Yo.
AndrewRogue: *points at Kirk*
Dark Japheth: If I *ever* reference a god, or a warrior of hope, or hell, even *name* an item
Dark Japheth: It means I've thought of those nifty kinds of prestige classes that make your weapon or item legendary.
Dark Japheth: :P
Sarcazmo47: Battle Scion?
Dark Japheth: Thats the one.
Sarcazmo47: Badass.
Dark Japheth: Anyway, I go smoke now
AndrewRogue: Aghh. Fuck. I'm buying asprin tomorrow -_-
Sarcazmo47: Good idea.
Sarcazmo47: Well.
Sarcazmo47: Headaches?
Sarcazmo47: Get Excedrin.
AndrewRogue: Back.
Dark Japheth: (no, to help make his heart stronger)
Dark Japheth: (aspirin makes your heart tick longer.)
AndrewRogue: Er, I mean, no, its for my back.
Sarcazmo47: Ah,
Sarcazmo47: Then Advil.
Sarcazmo47: Mmm...my leg is throbbing violently and I don't know why.
Sarcazmo47: Huh.
AndrewRogue: Probably the same reason my back hurts. Because.
Sarcazmo47: Good reason.
Sarcazmo47: And...it stopped.
AndrewRogue: Hmm... have alien beasts humped your leg lately?
Dark Japheth: No, but a zombie from Evil Dead stabbed his foot
Sarcazmo47: OW!
Dark Japheth: He'll have to cut it off and replace it with a chainsaw.
AndrewRogue: And speaking of... this story made me the happies I have been in weeks- http://cbsnewyork.com/topstories/topstories ny_story_253075820.html
Chromeus18: back
Sarcazmo47: Chrome.
Sarcazmo47: You will be happy about this.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion has a new art piece that he wears around his neck.
Chromeus18: yessir?
Sarcazmo47: It's a large fang, resting it a set of two gold rings that are suspended thus around his neck via a gold chain. It's thus worn without damaging the fang.
Chromeus18: you used thus too many times in that paragraph :P
Dark Japheth: Guess what the fang is?
Dark Japheth: :P
Chromeus18: is it a necklace of scariness?
Dark Japheth: No.
Dark Japheth: Remember the orb of Schism?
Chromeus18: oh no, not that
Dark Japheth: No, its not the orb.
Dark Japheth: But remember when it was used on Chrome?
Chromeus18: i know what it is
Dark Japheth: And when Chrome was a full vampire? :P
Dark Japheth: Or so Scratch claims
Chromeus18: katana wielding vampires ain't fun
Sarcazmo47: Anyhoo. It's the Fang Of Chromeus, a 1000 PP art piece!
Chromeus18: whoamg
Dark Japheth: Anyway.
Dark Japheth: Lets...
Chromeus18: can i dip into Chrome and come down and take it from Skocion? :P
Dark Japheth: ~-~-~BEGIN~-~-~(since I have approximately an hour and a half before I must sleep)
Dark Japheth: Chrome's dead. :P
Dark Japheth: He's finally at peace.
Chromeus18: (i know, maybe i can haunt him?)
Dark Japheth: ...If you want, go for it!
AndrewRogue: Ack. Cameos.
Dark Japheth: Cameos = character masturbation
Chromeus18: no, no cameos, continue on :P
Adm H Sopko: Heh
AndrewRogue: *Landus exists in a state of being where the group is*
AndrewRogue: *I think*
Dark Japheth: Yes.
Dark Japheth: The group is traveling back home. Are you going back the way you came?
Chromeus18: Krist is wrapped in his blanket, as usual, fighting off cold weather and precipitation wherever it occurs.
Dark Japheth: or will you instead come up through Aydindril, coming in the east side? You don't have to deal with ridiculously violent dr00ds either.
Dark Japheth: You are still in the jungle, that likely isn't a problem.
Chromeus18: ah nice
Sarcazmo47: Hmm.
Sarcazmo47: Which was is faster?
Dark Japheth: The other way was faster.
Sarcazmo47: We go the faster way.
Chromeus18: (i'm gonna make a druid one day, with a speech impediment. he'll call himself a droid, and his name will be Seethreepeo)
Dark Japheth: But it was also guarded by a dragon, a group of druids who are very much like riannon... ok.
Sarcazmo47: Oh.
Sarcazmo47: Good point.
Sarcazmo47: We avoid the dragon.
Dark Japheth: Very, very good plan.
Chromeus18: (it's time to AVOID THE DRAGON)
AndrewRogue: (But it WUVS YOU)
Dark Japheth: Interestingly
Sarcazmo47: (Stomp 10 pesants to achieve Burnination.)
Dark Japheth: You will be going through Avernus.
Chromeus18: Krist hacks through any underbrush with his trusty scythe.
Sarcazmo47: Trusty, indeed.
Dark Japheth: Awexome.
Dark Japheth: Alright. In heading back, eventually, you leave the jungle. And you are out on the open plains.
Sarcazmo47: Ah.
Dark Japheth: It'll be about a week before you get to Avernus.
Sarcazmo47: As they travel, Skocion starts practicing with his new fiddle.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 7 100-sided dice: 32 16 16 95 41 93 13
Sarcazmo47: At camp and such.
Dark Japheth: On the fourth day. Who has...
Chromeus18: and our golem goes berserk.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 3-sided die: 1
Sarcazmo47: No no, the golem left.
Dark Japheth: Shift one?
Chromeus18: (ack)
Sarcazmo47: Skocion!
AndrewRogue: Uh... yeah.
Sarcazmo47: He's practicing lullibying the others to sleep!
Sarcazmo47: No, he's just playing quietly.
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
Sarcazmo47: And not very well.
Dark Japheth: Skocion, you are laying there, not watching very well since you do lack the ability to see.
Sarcazmo47: He's stil learning.
Dark Japheth: When suddenly, you hear a gurgling voice. Blood, little droplets, land on your arm, almost like spittle.
Sarcazmo47: It's obvious he's trying to teach himself.
Sarcazmo47: Eh?
Chromeus18: (Shai'tan arrives, and challenges Skocion to a fiddle match for his golden fiddle!)
Sarcazmo47: "Who goes there?"
Dark Japheth: And standing behind you is a dark figure, large in size, holding a severed human head.
Dark Japheth: "....Alllllllllllllllll..... I.... do...."
Dark Japheth: "...frommmmmmmm..... dusssssssssssssssssssssssk.... until dawn......."
Dark Japheth: ".......issssssssssssssssss maaaaaaaaaaaaaaake..."
Dark Japheth: "the soldiers................."
Sarcazmo47: He cuts it off.
Sarcazmo47: "Silence."
Dark Japheth: Then it begins stuttering, or gets cut off.
Dark Japheth: It looks, and its grin is terrifying.
Sarcazmo47: "These are the mortal remains of Sir Lethe?"
Dark Japheth: It nods.
Sarcazmo47: He ponders. He almost wants to keep it around, but it makes the others so uncomfortable...
Sarcazmo47: "Very well. If you were damaged, repair yourself. Go back, again, and eliminate any remainder of his family. Children, wife, brothers or sisters."
Sarcazmo47: "Return with their hearts or heads."
Sarcazmo47: "Leave...Sir Lethe....here."
Dark Japheth: It grins, and speaks in a gravelly and rotten voice. "Already done." It reaches into its ribcage, covered in core, and removes a small bag.
Sarcazmo47: "Ah. Excellent."
Dark Japheth: "Hands... count?" It throws the bag beneath you.
Sarcazmo47: He ponders for a few moments. "Certainly."
Sarcazmo47: Then, he wakes Landus.
AndrewRogue: *sits up* "Yeah boss?"
Sarcazmo47: "Find the mark of the maker who forged this armor, if you would be so kind, and describe it to me."
Sarcazmo47: "This armor" refers to one of the suits of full plate they found.
AndrewRogue: "Eh heh... looks like the mark of... hrmm... Sir Johnathan Arkan."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion nods, then goes back to Niniel. "Repair yourself. Then kill Sir Johnathan Arkan and his family. Again, return with their remains, and go in secret where possible."
Dark Japheth: It nods. It seems.. considerably smarter than last time. "I will do this."
Dark Japheth: "If I cannot find him, what am I to do?"
Sarcazmo47: "Then kill those closest to him. Destroy his will to create."
AndrewRogue: About how far is this conversation occurring from us sleepers?
Dark Japheth: Not far at all.
Dark Japheth: And you aren't sleeping.
Sarcazmo47: You're...not asleep.
Dark Japheth: "I will do as you say, Skocion."
AndrewRogue: "Er... hey boss?"
Sarcazmo47: "Yes?"
AndrewRogue: "Look... I hate to bother with pittiance crap like this but, uh, why?"
Dark Japheth: It nods, and suddenly, its back seems to open up. Huge wings composed of blood, bits of muscle and broken bone shards open up, and it begins flapping.
Sarcazmo47: He waves at the creature. "I don't like his product."
Sarcazmo47: *waves the creature away.
Dark Japheth: You know, its kind of funny that it could not fly previously. But clearly this isn't as big a deal as I had considered it to be. :P
Sarcazmo47: Why, so it isn't.
AndrewRogue: "Eh heh... right."
Dark Japheth: *shrugs, and grins his evil DM grin*
Sarcazmo47: "The things he produces are...distasteful to me. In more ways than the ascetic. His enchantments are not ones that I appreciate being widely available.
Sarcazmo47: "
AndrewRogue: *nods* "Ah, that sorta thing."
Sarcazmo47: "At any rate. Go back to sleep. Your shift will be up soon enough."
AndrewRogue: "Yeah. Sure thing."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion does collect the remains of Lethe and his family and put them in his saddlebag.
Chromeus18: Krist has third
Dark Japheth: Aww. Isn't that sweet.
Dark Japheth: Nothing else too important happens... until the seventh day.
Chromeus18: seven days
Sarcazmo47: Then we all take a break?
Dark Japheth: Around here in your travels, there is a somewhat modest building. Its not atop a hill, per se- more like at the bottom of a big one.
Dark Japheth: Probably has maybe, fifty people. Huge gates. Archers in towers, that sort of thing.
Dark Japheth: But. Thats in the distance.
Sarcazmo47: Is it on the map?
Dark Japheth: That would be the capital... if the map is correct.
Sarcazmo47: This is an LG nation?
Dark Japheth: Incredibly.
Sarcazmo47: Yeah.
Dark Japheth: Oddly, not many paladins.
Sarcazmo47: We go around.
Dark Japheth: Around the small little thorp?
Sarcazmo47: It's a thorp with walls and gates?
Dark Japheth: So it would appear.
Sarcazmo47: That's a well-funded thorp.
Dark Japheth: Its also atop a hill.
Dark Japheth: I wonder what the DM could be implying. :P
Sarcazmo47: Would it be fater going around or trying to go through?
AndrewRogue: That its Zaland Fort City?
Sarcazmo47: *faster
Sarcazmo47: Goug Machine City, man.
AndrewRogue: I hated that city.
Sarcazmo47: Most everyone did.
Sarcazmo47: ANYHOO
Chromeus18: (Mustadio rocks your asshole)
Sarcazmo47: Mustadio licks my asshole.
Chromeus18: let's go around, we can slaughter the town later
AndrewRogue: (So either way he is involved with your asshole. Let's continue.)
Dark Japheth: Around, it seems.
Sarcazmo47: No no, we have to make friends with this town. But later.
Dark Japheth: If you don't want to go through the gates.
Sarcazmo47: We could sneak through the sewage system?
Dark Japheth: And thus avoid the two men in shining armor who are standing there, scrutinizing everyone who passes through-in, or out.
Sarcazmo47: We go around, yes.
Dark Japheth: You are able to go all the way around, and to the road on the other side.
Sarcazmo47: Yep.
Chromeus18: gogo
Dark Japheth: You have roughly six days, due to the ease of travel, before you will reach the Wizards Palace.
Dark Japheth: But that first night.
Dark Japheth: Shifts?
Chromeus18: third
Sarcazmo47: First!
Dark Japheth: Landus I suppose will be second.
Dark Japheth: This means.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 3-sided die: 1
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 3-sided die: 1
Dark Japheth: Well. :P
Chromeus18: dammit Skocion!
Dark Japheth: It appears even with my free DM reroll
Dark Japheth: God wants YOU to be the one awake.
Sarcazmo47: Sorry!
Dark Japheth: Skocion, about an hour into your shift...
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
Dark Japheth: Something... bugs you.
Sarcazmo47: At least I'm playing well this time.
Sarcazmo47: Bugs me?
Dark Japheth: Its like a twitch on your skin.
Sarcazmo47: Ow!
AndrewRogue: (*munches beef jerky because his roomates ate his cookies*)
Sarcazmo47: My skin!
Dark Japheth: Maybe. Like pins and needles in various spots on your body.
Sarcazmo47: Arrow'd?
Dark Japheth: You've felt this way a few times before. Its still disconcerting.
Dark Japheth: Not arrow'd.
Chromeus18: Edge is casting a spell!
Sarcazmo47: Shadow, NOOOOOO!
AndrewRogue: (*has an FFT generic two-sword you*)
Dark Japheth: Listen check.
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
Sarcazmo47: 16!
Sarcazmo47: He doesn't stop fiddling. with a 28, no less.
Dark Japheth: I see. :P
Sarcazmo47: "Do my ears decieve me, or is there someone there?"
Adm H Sopko: Your hearing succeeds as there are two forms in the darkness, approaching you.
Chromeus18: uh oh
Sarcazmo47: He comes to a rousing stop, preferably loudly enough to wake his companions, and sets his fiddle on his knee.
Dark Japheth: The season is fall. >.>
Sarcazmo47: "Ah. Hello, travellers. What can we do for you on this fine fall night?"
Adm H Sopko: They stop somewhere between 5 to 10 feet from you and simply look at you for a bit, then they both take a step back, moving their hands to their eyes as if blinded
Sarcazmo47: Or, say, stunned?
Adm H Sopko: Iie
Sarcazmo47: Do Landus and/or Krist wake up to abrupt fiddle loudness and stopping?
AndrewRogue: I dunno.
Chromeus18: do we?
AndrewRogue: DM says?
Dark Japheth: Sure. Since God loves you
Sarcazmo47: Thanks, God.
Dark Japheth: You are welcome.
Adm H Sopko: One man draws a sword and shield, while the other... draws the largest sword you've ever seen. The one with the large sword steps forward. "I believe you are the man we are looking for."
Chromeus18: Krist peeks out of his tent, and checks the surrounding.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion looks puzzled, and quirks his head to one side. "You're in search of a fiddler?"
AndrewRogue: *Landus sits up, mildly annoyed and gets up in a rather peaceful manner* "Fucking hell, a fiddler who won't even shut up at night."
Chromeus18: and he pops back in his tent (donning armor!)
Adm H Sopko: ::The men both chuckle:: "Hardly. I think perhaps it was the fiddle that caused you to give off an aura such as yours. Of course, your previous actions don't help that much."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion continues to look puzzled, and doesn't stand up. "I think you may have me confused with someone else. I don't know much about auras....might I have your names, gentles?"
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 2 20-sided dice: 16 17
Adm H Sopko: "I am Jarosh Blackburn, and this is Kilik Pom. We are paladins of the Church of Tiyrael, and your moment of reckoning is nigh, Baron Skocion Atrox."
Chromeus18: (Click Porn?)
Adm H Sopko: There is another man in the distance, on horseback. He seems to be watching
Sarcazmo47: Skocion blinks again. "I see. I'm flattered you know my name. Does there need to be so much bare steel for my reckoning? Or can you have a seat and tell me what the issue is like civilized men?"
AndrewRogue: *Landus smiles as he steps a bit closer to Skoc* "You might want to invite your friend over as well."
Adm H Sopko: "Your words do well to decieve the weak-will, but we are made of stronger stuff. However, we do have our honor. Awaken your companions and we will engage in a proper, standup fight."
Adm H Sopko: (Weak-willed)
Chromeus18: Krist emerges from his tent, and checks the surroundings.
Sarcazmo47: "I have no particular in a fight. Why don't you go away and try again in the morning?"
Adm H Sopko: "Enough talk."
Sarcazmo47: Do they make an agressive action?
Dark Japheth: So it would seem. Roll initiatives if you wish. Or don't, and they'll just slaughter you where you stand.
Sarcazmo47: I'll use my readied action, then?
Dark Japheth: Mkay.
*OnlineHost*: Adm H Sopko rolled 4 20-sided dice: 2 14 6 15
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
Sarcazmo47: Yeah, Skocion snaps his overly-long fingers, looking relatively unperturbed.
Sarcazmo47: Then he rolls his init.
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
AndrewRogue: 22
Sarcazmo47: 14.
Sarcazmo47: Ah, 13.
Chromeus18: Landus 22, Skocion 13, Krist 13
Chromeus18: what's the other's totals?
Adm H Sopko: 4, 21, 7, 17
AndrewRogue: So... moi first?
Sarcazmo47: Quite.
Chromeus18: Landus 22, Goody1 21, Goody2 17, Skocion 13, Krist 13, Goody3 7, Goody4 4
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
AndrewRogue: Hmm... so Big Sword Guy, Sword Shield Guy are right by us. Horse guy is 70ft or so off. Other guy is MIA
Sarcazmo47: The sword guys are 15 feet away, I thinkus.
Dark Japheth: 10, actually.
Sarcazmo47: Ah, excellent.
AndrewRogue: Then Landus shall politely saunter up and jam his hand into Big Sword's throat.
AndrewRogue: Go SF+Charge
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
Chromeus18: (Charging is not a polite saunter :P)
AndrewRogue: 23
Sarcazmo47: That doesn't strike me as polite at all!
Adm H Sopko: Hit
AndrewRogue: Fort Save DC 16
*OnlineHost*: Adm H Sopko rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
Sarcazmo47: They're PALADINS. They make saves.
Adm H Sopko: 17
Sarcazmo47: Especially Fort saves.
Dark Japheth: Heh.
AndrewRogue: ...I will hit with Stunning Fist one day. I swear it <_<
AndrewRogue: Anyway.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
Chromeus18: (which init is Big Sword?)
AndrewRogue: 3 Fist
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 2 6-sided dice: 2 5
AndrewRogue: 7 Sneak
AndrewRogue: 10 Total
Adm H Sopko: ... Thats sneak?
AndrewRogue: You is flat-footed till you go.
Adm H Sopko: Heh. They initiated, but ah well.
Dark Japheth: Technically, Andrew is right
Dark Japheth: Everyone is flat footed until they MOVE in combat.
Adm H Sopko: K
Dark Japheth: I normally don't care, unless there are people with actual sneak in the game.
Chromeus18: gogo Goody1!
Adm H Sopko: Well. From seemingly nowhere, two arrows fly out!
Adm H Sopko: At Skocion!
Dark Japheth: Once they hit, you'll be able to figure out approximately where they are.
Sarcazmo47: Oh noes!
*OnlineHost*: Adm H Sopko rolled 2 20-sided dice: 11 15
Sarcazmo47: If you hurt my fiddle, I'll be forced to kill you.
Adm H Sopko: 17 and 21
Sarcazmo47: One misses completely.
Adm H Sopko: The other hits?
*OnlineHost*: Adm H Sopko rolled 1 8-sided die: 6
Adm H Sopko: 7 damage
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
Sarcazmo47: The second thuds into empty air about three feet away from Skocion.
Dark Japheth: A ROAR is heard. A ferocious, terrible roar, of anguish, and perhaps pain.
Adm H Sopko: Goody2 takes a delayed action
Dark Japheth: Suddenly, a faint outline... of a lion. A leonal beast of nastiness.
Dark Japheth: ts only faint, and made, seemingly, out of a dim light.
Dark Japheth: Its teeth are jagged, its mane... well. Its mane isn't actually a mane... rather, it looks like quills. Small quills. Almost like teeth.
Chromeus18: muahaha
Chromeus18: we have the THUNDERCATS on our side!
Dark Japheth: Its four glowing eyes gleam with predatory hunger and a primal intelligence.
Sarcazmo47: It's situated directly over Skocion, like a mother over a cub.
Sarcazmo47: It's...really big.
Dark Japheth: Its as tall as a troll, and its legs are the size of people.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion simply stands up, draws his sword, and walks forward until he's standing between its two front legs.
Sarcazmo47: "So quick to the slaughter, gentles."
Chromeus18: (what's the hellcat's init?)
Sarcazmo47: "Truly valorous."
Dark Japheth: (14)
Adm H Sopko: (Skocion talks too much)
Sarcazmo47: (It's what he does.)
Chromeus18: Landus 22, Archer 21, Goody2 <delay>, Hellcast 14, Skocion 13, Krist 13, Goody3 7, Goody4 4
Dark Japheth: (Its like Queklain talked too much. Except Skocion is somewhat acceptable)
Adm H Sopko: (He's like Verity and Bandon's love child... only more pedantic and boring)
Sarcazmo47: (So mean!)
Dark Japheth: Hellcats turn, by the way
Dark Japheth: Since I realized I screwed up and should have told you he's got +6 to init, making the 8 Kirk rolled be a 14. :P
Sarcazmo47: D'0h!
Chromeus18: Landus 22, Archer 21, Goody2 <delay>, Hellcast 14, Skocion 14, Krist 13, Goody3 7, Goody4 4
Chromeus18: fixed
Chromeus18: gogo hellcat
Sarcazmo47: The Hellcat takes this opportunity to pounce on Big Sword Dude.
Adm H Sopko: Okay...
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 5 20-sided dice: 6 11 12 15 18
Sarcazmo47: AC?
Adm H Sopko: 17
Sarcazmo47: Then that's a whole lot of hitting.
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 6 8-sided dice: 2 7 8 6 1 1
Sarcazmo47: 49 damage.
Sarcazmo47: And a grapple check!
Chromeus18: PAIN
Adm H Sopko: No need
Sarcazmo47: Shredded?
Chromeus18: which Goody was that?
Adm H Sopko: Not shredded, but downed
Adm H Sopko: Goody 4
Sarcazmo47: Rockin.
Sarcazmo47: Krist!
Sarcazmo47: And, and downed guy needs a fort save.
*OnlineHost*: Adm H Sopko rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
Sarcazmo47: Pass.
Chromeus18: Krist leaps at S&S guy, ferally swinging his scythe straight at the back of his neck. Charge + Power Attack -3.
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
Adm H Sopko: 20 AC
Chromeus18: 24
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 2 4-sided dice: 3 4
Chromeus18: 19 damage
Adm H Sopko: K
Chromeus18: Krist strikes him across the shoulders!
Chromeus18: Landus 22, Archer 21, Goody2 <delay>, Hellcast 14, Skocion 14, Krist 13, Goody3 7, Goody4 <downed>
Adm H Sopko: The man who is standing outside your view, the one on the horse, CHARGES FORWARD
Adm H Sopko: Right at Skocion. He lowers his lance down for a strike!
Sarcazmo47: Hot shit!
*OnlineHost*: Adm H Sopko rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
Chromeus18: oh noes
AndrewRogue: WHOAMG, YAOI'D BY A PALLY'S LANCE
Sarcazmo47: You hit what AC?
Adm H Sopko: 48
Chromeus18: oh my
Sarcazmo47: Oh yeah, you hit allright.
*OnlineHost*: Adm H Sopko rolled 1 8-sided die: 2
Chromeus18: Skocion be smited, methinks
Sarcazmo47: So it would seem.
Adm H Sopko: 20 damage
Sarcazmo47: Taken'd.
Chromeus18: gogo Landus!
AndrewRogue: Hmm... what's the process for de-horsing people?
Sarcazmo47: Being grappled by a giant cat?
AndrewRogue: Oh yeah.
AndrewRogue: Is S&S with 5ft step range?
Chromeus18: or a trip attempt vs. ride skill
Adm H Sopko: Wait
Adm H Sopko: S&S never went
AndrewRogue: Ah.
AndrewRogue: Then go S&S
Sarcazmo47: Didn't he delay an action?
Adm H Sopko: No
Adm H Sopko: Lancer did
Sarcazmo47: Ah.
Chromeus18: then he should go right now
Chromeus18: Landus 22, Archer 21, Hellcast 14, Skocion 14, Krist 13, Lancer 7, S&S 6, Big Sword <downed>
Adm H Sopko: The man with the sword and shield shrugs off Krist damage and charges foward to Skocion as well, saccing 4 for power attack
*OnlineHost*: Adm H Sopko rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
Chromeus18: whoops!
Dark Japheth: Ouch. Miss.
*OnlineHost*: Adm H Sopko rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
AndrewRogue: XD
Chromeus18: he didn't shrug it off that well :P
Adm H Sopko: And kills himself on his own sword
Dark Japheth: Nah
Sarcazmo47: CoC?
Dark Japheth: He just drops it.
AndrewRogue: Now to reiterate my question. Is he within 5ft step range?
Adm H Sopko: Now he probably is
AndrewRogue: Then Landus slides over behind him and uses the Flank to jam his hands into his Kidneys
AndrewRogue: Flurry
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 2 20-sided dice: 16 17
Adm H Sopko: hit
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 2 6-sided dice: 6 5
AndrewRogue: 15 Fist
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 4 6-sided dice: 4 2 6 4
AndrewRogue: 16 Sneak
AndrewRogue: 31 Total
Adm H Sopko: He's downed
Adm H Sopko: Pretty dead as you punch through his full plate and his kidneys explode
Sarcazmo47: Trecherous kidneys.
Chromeus18: whoo!
Dark Japheth: ...Ouch.
Adm H Sopko: The archer takes aim again though for Skocion, firing
*OnlineHost*: Adm H Sopko rolled 2 20-sided dice: 1 13
Adm H Sopko: THREE IN A ROW! WOO
Sarcazmo47: I think that qualifies for CoC.
AndrewRogue: *gives Soppy a cookie*
Chromeus18: yessir
Dark Japheth: Alrighty. Soppy, next time you've got NPC's fighting the party, you are qualified for the Curse of Chrome
Dark Japheth: Which means 1 is really a 20
AndrewRogue: XD
Adm H Sopko: Heh. Alright
Adm H Sopko: the 13 is a... 19
*OnlineHost*: Adm H Sopko rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
Adm H Sopko: No crit miss I think
Sarcazmo47: No go. Skocion is all Prince Of Persia, only, you know, less cool.
Chromeus18: gogo Hellcat!
Sarcazmo47: Hellcat mauls the lancer!
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 3 20-sided dice: 14 13 15
Sarcazmo47: AC?
Adm H Sopko: One moment
Adm H Sopko: All hit, most likely
AndrewRogue: (BRB, bathroom)
Sarcazmo47: 22, 26, 28.
Adm H Sopko: Like I said, all hit
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 4 8-sided dice: 8 7 5 2
Sarcazmo47: 37 damage.
Sarcazmo47: And a grapple check.
*OnlineHost*: Adm H Sopko rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
Adm H Sopko: You win
Adm H Sopko: He's grappled, but alive
Sarcazmo47: Yarr. It pummels him off the horse.
Sarcazmo47: And rakes him.
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 2 8-sided dice: 6 4
Sarcazmo47: For 16 more damage.
Adm H Sopko: And shreds him
Chromeus18: downed?
Adm H Sopko: Yep
Chromeus18: gogo Skocie!
AndrewRogue: (Back)
Sarcazmo47: Skocion...begins moving in the direction the arrows have been coming from.
Sarcazmo47: Moving very fast.
Sarcazmo47: Like, running.
Adm H Sopko: He's 100 feet away, 10 o'clock to Skocion's position
Sarcazmo47: Badass.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion run run runs right around to behind him!
Sarcazmo47: Or not.
Sarcazmo47: No, he just keeps right on truckin.
Sarcazmo47: Right on past you.
Sarcazmo47: Next!
Chromeus18: Krist does exactly the same, only he can move 80 ft in a run, probably within sight range.
Adm H Sopko: Sorry... I should correct that... He was 100 feet from you when he fired. He did a standard move after he fired away towards town
Adm H Sopko: You can see him though
Sarcazmo47: Only 80 ft?
Chromeus18: 20 ft speed sucks :P
Sarcazmo47: Quite.
Chromeus18: Landus 22, Archer 21, Hellcast 14, Skocion 14, Krist 13, Lancer 7, S&S <downed>, Big Sword <downed>
Chromeus18: wait, Lancer is down, gogo Landus!
AndrewRogue: Landus... takes to the air as he runs so he should end up right above him or so.
Sarcazmo47: Hellcat runs, too. 160 feet, I believe.
Sarcazmo47: It DOES wind up in between the archer and where he's trying to go.
Adm H Sopko: Yep
Sarcazmo47: Skocion is effectively out of combat.
Sarcazmo47: Having done a whole lot of nothing.
Chromeus18: the archer kinda needs to go :P
Sarcazmo47: Go Krist!
Sarcazmo47: Oh.
Sarcazmo47: Right.
Sarcazmo47: D'oh!
Sarcazmo47: *sucks*
Dark Japheth: Without the hellcat, this would have been a much more fair fight. By fair, I mean, the odds in favor of MutuallyAssuredDestruction
AndrewRogue: However, we had the kitty.
AndrewRogue: So neener, neener, neener.
Adm H Sopko: The archer sees the hellcat get in front of him and stops, taking aim and firing at it in a final act of despiration
*OnlineHost*: Adm H Sopko rolled 2 20-sided dice: 8 3
Dark Japheth: No crit, this makes me a sad panda.
Dark Japheth: AC 14.
Adm H Sopko: 14 and a miss
*OnlineHost*: Adm H Sopko rolled 1 8-sided die: 2
Adm H Sopko: 3 damage
Chromeus18: is the archer within 40 feet from Krist?
Dark Japheth: Probably.
Sarcazmo47: Good question.
Adm H Sopko: No... he started off 100 feet or so from him before the Archer tried running making it 130, ran 80, so thats 50
Chromeus18: Krist runs up to the archer, directly next to him!
Sarcazmo47: Okay!
Sarcazmo47: Landus!
AndrewRogue: In that case Landus shall do his normal thing and deliver 1 nice blow as he falls on by to land and let the cat finish.
AndrewRogue: Fly-By Stunning Fist
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
AndrewRogue: 19
Sarcazmo47: I must be lagging.
Dark Japheth: I believe thats a hit.
Adm H Sopko: Yep
AndrewRogue: DC 16 please.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
AndrewRogue: And 6 damage
Dark Japheth: The battle, at this point, is effectively over. The paladin cannot beat the hellcat.
Dark Japheth: And so the hellcat devours and consumes him.
AndrewRogue: I think so.
Dark Japheth: I'm fast forawrding for my sake considering that I have to work in the morning.
Sarcazmo47: I presume it devours all four of them.
Dark Japheth: It does indeed.
Sarcazmo47: And the horse?
AndrewRogue: FAST FORWARD'D
Dark Japheth: ~-~-~END SESSION ON NOTE OF KITTY DEVOURING~-~-~
Sarcazmo47: Yummy!
Dark Japheth: The horse is eaten eventually, too.
Dark Japheth: EXP.
Dark Japheth: Hmm.
Dark Japheth: 200 XP.
Dark Japheth: Wait
Sarcazmo47: My apologies for overdoing the Hellcat.
Dark Japheth: I must have calced that wrong
Adm H Sopko: Eh
Chromeus18: Krist wipes any blood off his scythe, and returns to the campsite
Dark Japheth: Eh, it doesn't matter, beginning of next session, I'll do this one's XP
Sarcazmo47: Good idea!
Sarcazmo47: Sleep!@
Dark Japheth: Any last comments before I fade off to sleep?
Sarcazmo47: Nargle.
Chromeus18: Krist needs boots of speed!
AndrewRogue: Sneak Attack is fun.
Sarcazmo47: Yep.
Sarcazmo47: Andrew?
AndrewRogue: ?
Sarcazmo47: Watch Kill Bill Vol. 2.
Sarcazmo47: Landus is Pai Mei.
AndrewRogue: That requires me finding it.
Sarcazmo47: Go to freaking blockbuster.
Dark Japheth: I must go to sleep now. Good night all.
Dark Japheth: *ninja... VANISH*
AndrewRogue: G'night
Chromeus18: g'nite gorth
Dark Japheth has left the room.
Chromeus18: now...
Chromeus18: opinions on exploding bolts.
Adm H Sopko: Exploding bolts of awesomeness!
Sarcazmo47: Ninja vanish!
Sarcazmo47 has left the room.