You have just entered room "Wheeeeee."
AndrewRogue: Gorth. I know what I want Landus's pet to be.
AndrewRogue: An awakened Assassin Vine Ftr/Reaping Mauler named Kudzu.
Dark Japheth: You cannot have Kudzu vines.
Dark Japheth: :P
AndrewRogue: He shall be the evil Bluegrass band's mascot.
AndrewRogue: <_<
Chromeus18: dude, progression on that would be insane
Chromeus18: from small to colossal in a week
Sarcazmo47: And it would be good.
Sarcazmo47: Gorth, would you be disappointed in me if I sold Chrome's Fang for a nipple clamp?
Dark Japheth: I would be. But it means I get a Battle Scion of the Vampire Kings Fang to use as an NPC against you
Dark Japheth: So go for it!
AndrewRogue: XD
Sarcazmo47: I am NOT sinking ten levels into Battle Scion.
Sarcazmo47: Not if I'm already doing in Alex's game.
Sarcazmo47: ANyhoo!
Dark Japheth: Ten levels? :P
Sarcazmo47: Paladins!
AndrewRogue: You're doing that for Verity? </last to know>
Dark Japheth: If I use battle scions, they'll be three levels.
Sarcazmo47: Yeah, that's the plan.
Dark Japheth: I knew it. Dude, he uses EXCALIBUR. Granted, Alex nerfed it. :P
Sarcazmo47: Since there aren't a lot of other options for him.
Sarcazmo47: Nerfed it?
Sarcazmo47: It is not a masterwork weapon.
Sarcazmo47: It's a stick.
Sarcazmo47: A vaguely sharp stick.
Sarcazmo47: Anyway!
Sarcazmo47: Paladins.
Sarcazmo47: Paladins got ate.
Sarcazmo47: Anything left over?
Dark Japheth: Yes. You were able to salvage one cloak, a white cloak- covered in blood, but it used to be white!
Dark Japheth: And a single red boot. :P
AndrewRogue: Yay one boot!
Sarcazmo47: I don't suppose any of them happened to drop a large purse filled to the brim with platinum coins and love notes to Skocion, were they?
AndrewRogue: Is it a boot of Grack? And XD\
Dark Japheth: Unfortunately, no.
Dark Japheth: Oh, coins.
Dark Japheth: There were about 200 gold pieces.
Dark Japheth: In bags.
Sarcazmo47: Meh.
Dark Japheth: You'll have to pick through their bodies to get them.
Dark Japheth: :P
Sarcazmo47: You mean their eaten bodies?
Sarcazmo47: Nah, we don't bother.
Dark Japheth: Their half-eaten bodies
Sarcazmo47: Their weapons got eated?
Dark Japheth: Basically, he left enough to be grossed out.
Dark Japheth: Nope. Not the weapons.
Sarcazmo47: Ahhh.
Sarcazmo47: Are they any good?
Sarcazmo47: I calced our expenses at work today!
Sarcazmo47: You might ask why.
AndrewRogue: Kirk is such a hard worked ^_^
Dark Japheth: I might
Dark Japheth: Except you work at UPS
Dark Japheth: :P
Sarcazmo47: The UPS Store.
Sarcazmo47: Difference.
Dark Japheth: The weapons... each of their weapons (bow being the exception) are +2.
Dark Japheth: The bow is a Mighty Composite Longbow +2 str.
Sarcazmo47: Ah.
AndrewRogue: (The archer was the group's bitch I guess.)
Sarcazmo47: So it would seem.
Chromeus18: Krist will take that bow if no one objects :P
Dark Japheth: No. he had the best stuff. :P
Sarcazmo47: Skocion does not object.
Dark Japheth: Now the Hellcat has the best stuff.
Dark Japheth: Rumbly in his tumbly.
Sarcazmo47: He does note it in his inventory sheet.
Chromeus18: hellcat will have +7 magical shits!
Sarcazmo47: They explode on contact?
AndrewRogue: Ouch
Chromeus18: flaming, shocking, glamered shits of light fortification!
Sarcazmo47: They look and taste like bakery-fresh cinnamon rolls!
Chromeus18: you can taste them :P
Dark Japheth: Glamered Shit = nasty shit.
Sarcazmo47: Anyhoo!
Sarcazmo47: They clean themselves up and roll on out....some more.
Dark Japheth: And that said...
Dark Japheth: ~-~-~BEGIN~-~-~
Dark Japheth: EXP for last session- 500 XP
AndrewRogue: Whee.
Chromeus18: yay
Sarcazmo47: Yup.
Sarcazmo47: They....get their shit together and leave.
Sarcazmo47: In a bit of a hurry.
Dark Japheth: Now you were heading north, I believe, towards the Wizards Palace in Aydindril.
Sarcazmo47: Correct.
AndrewRogue: Then we continue I guess.
Sarcazmo47: Yep.
Chromeus18: *continues*
Dark Japheth: Nothing particularly interesting happens in the downtime.
Sarcazmo47: Good.
Dark Japheth: At the end of the path, of the road... you see in the distance... what looks like a city. Or rather, one huge building
Dark Japheth: With about 20 smaller towers shooting off it, at insane angles- some are pointed diagonally down.
Sarcazmo47: Wow, that's exciting.
Dark Japheth: Quite.
Dark Japheth: As you get closer
Dark Japheth: You realize it is located on a small island, which has literally been torn from the earth, and is now suspended about twenty feet above ground- with only a stone bridge allowing access to the Wizards Palace.
AndrewRogue: "Well now that's one hell of a building."
Sarcazmo47: "What do you mean?"
AndrewRogue: *gesture at the tower/city thingy* "Well, maybe you have, but I've never seen anything like that."
AndrewRogue: "Er... heard of."
Chromeus18: Krist's throat thrusts in agreement.
Sarcazmo47: "Ah. Is there something to see?"
AndrewRogue: "Just fucking huge. Its like a city, but one building. And, well, it floats."
Sarcazmo47: "....that does sound impressive. Do you want to make a layover? Or shall we continue?"
Chromeus18: "It has towers extruding at all angles as well."
Dark Japheth: Suddenly, in the air above you, you hear a loud crack. Like... a whip snapping.
Dark Japheth: Looking up, you see two tiny figures, flying in the air, rotating and swiveling at insane angles.
Chromeus18: Krist draws his scythe and looks up
AndrewRogue: *looks up*
Dark Japheth: A lightning bolt crackles from one's fingertips, and launches into his opponent
Sarcazmo47: *doesn't look up*
Dark Japheth: His opponent backs away just in time, and launches a few magic missiles at his opponent, which are deftly and barely blocked by what appears to be a half-shield of light covering one figure.
AndrewRogue: "Looks like mages are fighting boss."
Dark Japheth: The two don't seem to be in it to kill each other- it seems more like an aerial joust.
Sarcazmo47: "....maybe we'll just keep moving."
Chromeus18: "Good idea"
AndrewRogue: "Sure thing."
Sarcazmo47: They keep moving.
Chromeus18: we keep rollin' rollin' rollin', rollin'
Chromeus18: *shoots self*
AndrewRogue: *assists*
Dark Japheth: Alright.
Dark Japheth: You are able to make it back to Tamerand without much ado.
Sarcazmo47: Oh, good.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion sets everyone up in a nice hotel, and sets up a schedule.
Sarcazmo47: You guys have anything to add to your shopping lists?
AndrewRogue: I haven't been able to think of anything at the moment.
Sarcazmo47: Okie dokie.
Chromeus18: nope
AndrewRogue: I think our stuff is pretty expensive anyway.
Sarcazmo47: This is true.
Sarcazmo47: Krist still wants his weapon keened?
Chromeus18: sure!
Sarcazmo47: Okie dokie.
Dark Japheth: So who wanders through Tamerand, and is listening to pick up rumors?
Chromeus18: Krist will!
AndrewRogue: Krist or Landus I assume. Hell, we could split and do it.
Dark Japheth: Alrighty.
Dark Japheth: The church to Keikeru has been completed in this time- and it is from there that many of the rumors issue.
Dark Japheth: The most strange, and probably false, rumor is that Tiyrael has in the flesh come down to Asgard, although for what reason, few know or are willing to share.
Dark Japheth: He dwells in the Church of the Trinity, also known as the Crystal Cathedral.
Chromeus18: uber
Sarcazmo47: ((Equipment time! Krist, you get your armor +2'd and your scythe Keen'd and +1'd. And Boots Of Striding And Jumping.))
Sarcazmo47: ((Landus, you pick up an Amulet Of Mighty Fists +1 and a Monk's Belt.))
Chromeus18: omg
Sarcazmo47: ((And....what kind of bracers do you have?))
Chromeus18: +2 chain shirt and +1 Keen Scythe for me?
AndrewRogue: (Bracers +2 I think)
Sarcazmo47: ((And the boots.))
Sarcazmo47: ((Pump up your bracers another point.))
Chromeus18: whee!
AndrewRogue: (Bracers o Armor +3
AndrewRogue: )
AndrewRogue: (Ahem. That's what I have now.)
Sarcazmo47: Okie dokie.
Sarcazmo47: ((You both sure you don't want anything else?))
Chromeus18: i'm good :P
Sarcazmo47: Hokay.
AndrewRogue: (I can't think of anything else I really need.)
Sarcazmo47: Allrighty.
Chromeus18: (a cloak of resistance would be nice, actually :P)
Sarcazmo47: Great! +3 cloak for you.
Chromeus18: whoo!
Sarcazmo47: Err...
Sarcazmo47: Blanket.
Sarcazmo47: +3 Blanket Of Resistance.
Chromeus18: heheheh
AndrewRogue: A cheap Bag of Tricks might be useful if you still have cash. Its not a kudzu, but it helps with flanks.
Sarcazmo47: Bag Of Tricks?
Sarcazmo47: Check!
Sarcazmo47: You got one.
Sarcazmo47: A full one.
Dark Japheth: :P
AndrewRogue: What kind? <_<
Sarcazmo47: What kind do you want?
Dark Japheth: lol
Dark Japheth: Say baige.
AndrewRogue: Beige
Chromeus18: how bout a belt of ogre strength? :P
AndrewRogue: That's how its spelled I think.
Dark Japheth: Eh. There is no beige bag of tricks!
AndrewRogue: Anyway... the bag color don't really matter. Its namely to help with flanks.
Sarcazmo47: Tan.
Sarcazmo47: You get a tan one.
Sarcazmo47: From which to draw Rhinoceri.
Sarcazmo47: Sure!
AndrewRogue: Whee. The dangerous one.
Sarcazmo47: +4 to Krist's Strength!
Chromeus18: no way
Chromeus18: are you serious?
Sarcazmo47: Yes.
AndrewRogue: How much money do you have? O_o
Chromeus18: gogo 23 str!
Sarcazmo47: I am liquidating for a reason.
Sarcazmo47: Soon I will have very little.
Sarcazmo47: For money in items is more useful than money sitting in your pocket.
AndrewRogue: Oh oh! How about wings of flying! <_<
Sarcazmo47: And it's far more useful than magic weapons you don't use.
Chromeus18: how bout an Ioun stone of constitution? :P
Sarcazmo47: No.
Sarcazmo47: No ioun stones for you.
AndrewRogue: Actually... hmm... if you have cash one of the Figurines might be better'n a Bag of Tricks. <_<
Sarcazmo47: Which one?
Chromeus18: good, i have way more than enough
Chromeus18: i now hit AC 20 on a 5, and do 12 damage minimum
coughingpuppy has entered the room.
coughingpuppy: Yaaaaaaaay!
AndrewRogue: Eh... n/m. I'll stick with the bag. Figures have too little use time.
AndrewRogue: You should buy Rii stuff. Hi Staci!
AndrewRogue: ^_^
Sarcazmo47: How about a spear of Spell Storing?
coughingpuppy: Hey, guys.
AndrewRogue: I know! Use Rii and get me my pet Kudzu of DEATH
coughingpuppy: That would be super badass.
Chromeus18: howdy Riannon
Sarcazmo47: Okay.
Chromeus18: Skocion is currently buffing us the FUCK out
Sarcazmo47: Riannon, your spear is now Spell Storing.
coughingpuppy: Awesome.
Sarcazmo47: Yep.
Sarcazmo47: Read up on it.
Dark Japheth: Best weapon ever- get an assassin vine. Use it as a whip, give it a few fighter levels
coughingpuppy: Aurelia has a ring of Spell Storing, I know what htey do.
Chromeus18: i'm gonna go visit the loo, brb
AndrewRogue: ...get me what Gorth suggested.
AndrewRogue: <_<
Dark Japheth: Try no. :P
Dark Japheth: If you try and pull a gorth style overpowering
Dark Japheth: I stab people
AndrewRogue: We finally spent Kirk or do you need us to shop more?
Sarcazmo47: I'm running the final tallies by the DM.
Dark Japheth: ...my mother gave me ten minutes. Stupid parents.
Dark Japheth: I call a break, is that acceptable?
coughingpuppy: Sure.
Dark Japheth: Wonderful
AndrewRogue: We don't seem to have a huge option.
Dark Japheth: Well
Dark Japheth: You have two
Dark Japheth: 1) End here and I stab you all
Dark Japheth: 2) Take a break and I don't stab you all
AndrewRogue: I'm kidding. Go ahead. I'll watch Naruto and wait.
Sarcazmo47: Hey, Riannon's periapt?
Sarcazmo47: Make it +6.
coughingpuppy: Are you serious?
Sarcazmo47: Yes.
coughingpuppy: Awesome!
coughingpuppy: Ri is close to rivaling Aurelia in the Wisdom department.
AndrewRogue: Holy crap we had a lot of cash.
Dark Japheth: Thats not the only thing.
Dark Japheth: But. :P
Dark Japheth: Anyway, I'll be back shortly. Figure out how you spend shit or whatnot. :P
Dark Japheth: Oh, staci
Dark Japheth: before I go.
Dark Japheth: The most strange, and probably false, rumor is that Tiyrael has in the flesh come down to Asgard, although for what reason, few know or are willing to share.
Dark Japheth: He dwells in the Church of the Trinity, also known as the Crystal Cathedral.
Dark Japheth: This has been passing around druidic circles for a while.
coughingpuppy: Interesting. Why's it so particularly important to druids?
coughingpuppy: Riannon is probably going to mention this to Skocion.
Dark Japheth: And roleplay that, if'n y'all wish
Chromeus18: back
Dark Japheth: if yah don't, I'm gunna be sad when I read the log.
Dark Japheth: brb.
Dark Japheth has left the room.
coughingpuppy: Does Skocion make any sort of comment on it?
Chromeus18: Krist is mystified at Skocion's blatant generosity, but does not refuse it. In fact, he looks more excited with every purchase.
Chromeus18: and he mumbles something to himself
AndrewRogue: For when it matters, Landus shall be lazing about the inn, thinking. He does mind to thank boss however.
coughingpuppy: Riannon thanks him too.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion is obviously pleased with himself.
Sarcazmo47: This takes place over the course of a couple of weeks.
Chromeus18: Krist doesn't thank him until all the purchases are done, then Krist thanks Skocion profusely.
AndrewRogue: Landus does it as stuff rolls in.
Sarcazmo47: He occassionally sends you on errands to remind this or that person of favors promised, or to fetch this or that item and bring it to someone else, etc etc.
coughingpuppy: Since he was so generous Ri does the errand-running without much complaint.
Chromeus18: Krist does it extra efficiently!
Chromeus18: and per DM permission, may come back with a few more figurines, since he can't get any in combat.
coughingpuppy: Also, Ri has just learned to shift herself into an animal and is taking just about any opportunity to do so. She seems to have fun with it.
Chromeus18: (turn into a female frog, i dare you)
AndrewRogue: XD
Sarcazmo47: Skocion....teaches himself the fiddle.
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
Sarcazmo47: Yep.
Chromeus18: In his spare time, Krist has drawn a figure on wooden posts, and cuts them down
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
AndrewRogue: Providing a few free days, Landus may or may not disappear.
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 2 4-sided dice: 4 3
Chromeus18: one swipe cut
AndrewRogue: Not too bad.
Chromeus18: (boots of striding and sprinting don't affect swim speed, right?)
coughingpuppy: Ri does go to Skocion, though, and tells him that Tiyrael is rumored to be in Asgard and is accepting challenges.
Chromeus18: Krist will handily be there in the telling, unless Riannon and Skocion wish it otherwise.
coughingpuppy: She doesn't really mind if Krist is around.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion nods. "I don't exactly see any reason to go rushing to the scene."
Sarcazmo47: "Do you?"
Sarcazmo47: Skocion now carries a large bag/case!
Sarcazmo47: Into which he puts EVERYTHING.
Chromeus18: "I heard the same rumor, though not quite as detailed.. Best to stay away I'd think....."
coughingpuppy: "Well, uh, yeah, actually. See...he's letting people CHOOSE their challenges. And if somebody can beat him, he'll grant them a favor. I mean, I'm agreeing that we shouldn't go rushing there or anything..."
coughingpuppy: "Three druids have already done it."
Sarcazmo47: "How did they fare, fighting against a god?"
AndrewRogue: (...Gorth just wants to see a fiddle off, don't he?)
Chromeus18: (i honestly wouldn't be surprised if Skocion was challenged by an evil god at a fiddling contest)
Sarcazmo47: (You know.....that gives me a crazy idea!)
coughingpuppy: "Uh. Well, I didn't hear that part. But there has to be some way to do it. I mean, all I'm saying is that we ought to go to Asgard and give it a try before he leaves."
coughingpuppy: "I don't know about you, but I've got plans, and he could really help me out with those."
Chromeus18: "Your 'Tiyrael' is the god of honor and valor. He wouldn't fight unfairly, but he would be a foe none could beat."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion actually laughs. "Ah. My apologies. Most certainly, go if you want. I've heard about the boons he's offered. I also know of several powerful warriors - far more powerful than you or I -
Sarcazmo47: that took up the challenge."
Chromeus18: "Tangling with the likes of him would be defeat for any mortal."
Sarcazmo47: "Do you know what he did to them?"
coughingpuppy: "Uh...no."
coughingpuppy: "But the thing is that they were WARRIORS. That's not how I fight."
Sarcazmo47: And how would you propose to fight him?"
Chromeus18: Krist holds back a scoff. "You think you can best him in mystical powers?"
coughingpuppy: "Spells. He said he'd take any kind of challenge as long as there was danger of him losing. That counts."
coughingpuppy: "You never know, I might get really, really, really lucky."
AndrewRogue: (No swimsuit contest Rii? <_<)
Sarcazmo47: Skocion coughs. "You think he would be unable to resist your spells?"
coughingpuppy: ((Combat challenge. :-P))
Sarcazmo47: "Moreover....you think your spells would even have a chance of effecting him?"
coughingpuppy: "Well, that's where the really, really, really lucky part comes in."
AndrewRogue: (Anything Goes Martial Arts Swimsuit Contest then)
Sarcazmo47: ((Read - DIVINE SPELL RESISTANCE))
Chromeus18: "Hmmmm..."
Sarcazmo47: ((WHICH YOU CANNOT BEAT WITH A 20))
coughingpuppy: "I don't think I could take him NOW, but maybe a little later."
AndrewRogue: (Soppy rolled 3 1
coughingpuppy: ((Ri doesn't know that.))
AndrewRogue: 's, maybe she can get more 20's)
Chromeus18: "Perhaps you should think of something outside of combat."
Chromeus18: "Maybe a game of chance."
coughingpuppy: "Well, I think it's supposed to be a combat challenge, is the thing."
Chromeus18: "Then you can provoke him into yours." Krist smiles.
Sarcazmo47: "He's not interested unless there's a potential for spilled blood. More's the pity."
coughingpuppy: "I can turn into other stuff now. Maybe that'd help me."
Chromeus18: "Paladins are often high and mighty in all things, right? Who says their Lord isn't any different?"
Chromeus18: "He may thirst for combat, but I doubt he would shun any who would attempt to best him otherwise, if the challenge was worded properly."
coughingpuppy: "Yeah, maybe. Anyway, I can't take on a god right now in anything. I'm not that stupid. But maybe later."
Chromeus18: "I wouldn't try in any event. It's a fool's task."
Chromeus18: (why do i have a fighter with 18 int?)
AndrewRogue: (Bah. No guts. Any of you :p)
coughingpuppy: ((Whoa. Time to turn music on...))
Sarcazmo47: ((Loud neighbor sex?))
coughingpuppy: ((Yes.))
AndrewRogue: (Beat me to it.)
Sarcazmo47: ((Brent and Katie?))
Chromeus18: (maybe there's a sense of survival :P)
coughingpuppy: ((Yes.))
Chromeus18: (turn on loud porn!)
coughingpuppy: ((I don't have any porn.))
Chromeus18: (OH MY GOD SHOVE IT IN MY ASS HARDER BABY OH OH!)
Chromeus18: that'll shut em up
Sarcazmo47: ((Hey guys, you know those paladins we slaughtered because they attacked us without provocation and without being willing to talk? Let's go to their home country, in broad daylight,
Sarcazmo47: and challenge their god to a fight in full view of everyone at the most popular temple in the world!))
AndrewRogue: (Sounds like a plan!)
Dark Japheth has entered the room.
Chromeus18: (hey Krist isn't evil... yet)
Dark Japheth: Before we resume teh game.
Chromeus18: (although helping to kill paladins might've shifted that)
Sarcazmo47: Killing those paladins was not an evil act.
AndrewRogue: (Hey now, that was self-defense)
Sarcazmo47: At all.
Dark Japheth: My sister- "Lets have a staring contest."
Dark Japheth: Me- "Alright."
Chromeus18: (not really, they never attacked me :P)
Dark Japheth: I win.
Dark Japheth: Sara- "Rematch!"
Sarcazmo47: Skocion did everything in his abiltiy to prevent things from becoming violent.
Dark Japheth: Three seconds into the second round
Dark Japheth: she pokes me in the eye
AndrewRogue: XD
Sarcazmo47: Nice.
Dark Japheth: I yell OW OW OW and blink, she says "I win!"
AndrewRogue: Smart girl.
Chromeus18: dude, your sister is the winnah
Sarcazmo47: You have a nice sister.
Dark Japheth: Then, my sister comes in, and says "Where is my spleen?"
Dark Japheth: Me- "Uhh, right here!" *pokes her really hard in her stomach*
Sarcazmo47: They grow up so fast....
Dark Japheth: She lays down for like five minutes saying "Ow! Ow!"
Dark Japheth: I've taught her well- she may have youth and agility and size on her side (for hiding and such), but I'm old and treacherous. Youth and skill lose to age and treachery every time.
Dark Japheth: So she beats me by tricking me, and I applaud that.
AndrewRogue: (Your sister will be a Mistress Ninja one day. *nodnod*)
Chromeus18: she will be recruited when i take over the world.
coughingpuppy: I used to play horrible jokes on my little sisters when I was younger...
Sarcazmo47: As opposed t o now?
coughingpuppy: I told the youngest that her brains were leaking out once when she had an ear infection. I think she was three.
Sarcazmo47: Dude.
Sarcazmo47: They were.
AndrewRogue: (Badass Naruto Line- Yet, I do not have enough strength to left to pull this guy's soul out?)
Dark Japheth: Ecks dee.
AndrewRogue: And XD
coughingpuppy: *grin* That isn't nice, dear. She liked you after you offered to lend her your Tri-Gun series.
Sarcazmo47: Then why did she decline it?
coughingpuppy: I don't remember. I don't think she wanted to take it since it was yours.
Dark Japheth: (for the record, Tiyrael does not require a combat challenge. There merely has to be a chance for harm.)
Chromeus18: you lovebirds talk somewhere else, let's play!
Sarcazmo47: PLAY'D
Sarcazmo47: Right after I stop hacking up phlegm!
Sarcazmo47: Okay, go!
Chromeus18: before we restart...
Chromeus18: i missed out on a great girl while i evacced
Chromeus18: my buddies cousin, cute as a button, sweet as a cookie, and her pie was the best i ever tasted.
coughingpuppy: Er...don't you have a girlfriend?
Chromeus18: yes, i do
Chromeus18: that's why i missed out
Chromeus18: she was giving me the go eyes too.
coughingpuppy: ah.
Chromeus18: and she's engaged!
Dark Japheth: Eh.
Sarcazmo47: I think those were "Flood Victim" eyes dude, not "Go" eyes.
Chromeus18: one broken marriage is enough for me though.. i'll just listen to misty's bitching some more.
Chromeus18: nah
Chromeus18: ok, let's go
Sarcazmo47: Go!
Chromeus18: she made AWESOME pie though
Dark Japheth: Anyway.
Dark Japheth: ~-~-~RESUME~-~_~
Chromeus18: Krist is sitting at a table with Skoc and Ri, I presume.
Chromeus18: talking about how to own Tiyrael.
coughingpuppy: Probably.
Sarcazmo47: coughingpuppy (10:20:37 PM): "Yeah, maybe. Anyway, I can't take on a god right now in anything. I'm not that stupid. But maybe later."
Sarcazmo47: Chromeus18 (10:21:37 PM): "I wouldn't try in any event. It's a fool's task."
Sarcazmo47: Continue!
coughingpuppy: "Why not at least try? What have you got to lose, anyway?"
Sarcazmo47: "Your life, for one. You think you won't be marked by every paladin, guard, and squire anxious to prove himself in the entire country?"
Sarcazmo47: "It'll only be a matter of time before you're hunted down."
Chromeus18: Krist's eyes narrow. "I, my dear, have nothing to lose. I have nothing to live for right now. I'm not foolish enough to lock horns with a god though."
Chromeus18: "If you value your goals, you won't take unnecessary risks."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion nods. "There are three rules to working with me, my dear - three rules you should never break."
coughingpuppy: "Yeah?"
Dark Japheth: (Rule 1- you do not talk about fight club.)
Sarcazmo47: "First, always check your supplies."
Sarcazmo47: "Second, kill the mage first."
Sarcazmo47: "And third, never cut a deal with a dragon. That goes twice for gods."
coughingpuppy: Ri grins. "I hope other people don't follow that second one, 'cause I'd be fucked. Not that I'm a mage or anything. And you're lucky I deal with dragons."
Chromeus18: "I typically go for the one you guys can't see.. no offense, Skocion."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion shakes his head. "None taken." He's grinning.
Chromeus18: "It's never wise to tangle with those more powerful than you. That is, if you value your life."
coughingpuppy: Riannon shrugs. "Goals don't get accomplished if you aren't willing to take risks, Krist."
Sarcazmo47: "Risks, yes. Stupid ones, however, should be avoided."
coughingpuppy: "Agreed. But once I know how to do more stuff, it won't be AS stupid, I guess."
coughingpuppy: "But there's plenty of time to decide on that later."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion shrugs. "Probably."
Chromeus18: Krist sighs "You've been a wonderful companion thus far, Riannon. I'd hate to see your life go to waste. Don't do anything stupid."
coughingpuppy: Ri grins. "Don't worry. Like I said, I've got plans. Keeps me from doing anything TOO stupid."
Sarcazmo47: "Out of curiosity.....what are your plans? Both of you."
Sarcazmo47: "We've spent a great deal of time on the road on my behalf."
Sarcazmo47: "Is there anything you'd like from me?"
coughingpuppy: "Huh. Well, I'd kind of like to make a new druid circle and split away from the New Moon. They initiated me and everything, but I can't say I always agree with 'em."
Chromeus18: Krist is silent.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion blinks.
Sarcazmo47: "I....don't know much about druids. But I might be able to put you in touch with some people that could help you."
Chromeus18: "I'm afraid my only knowledge is that of Shugenjas in my homeland.."
coughingpuppy: "You think you could? I dunno if it's possible immediately...I mean, I kind of need to get people to follow me, first off. And I really need to kind of lay out my beliefs to make me seperate from the other circles."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion nods. "How long do you need?"
coughingpuppy: "I don't know. I'll need some time to talk to other druids first. New Moon circles are probably the way to start, but I don't really want 'em pissed at me for taking away followers, either."
Sarcazmo47: "Smart. Well, why don't you spend some time looking into it? Find Melanie Boomgren, and tell her I sent you to talk to her. She oversees training in her circle, I believe.
Sarcazmo47: She might be able to help you find a source of recruits. Just.....be subtle."
Sarcazmo47: He tries a smie.
Sarcazmo47: *smile
coughingpuppy: Riannon grins. "Can do. Where is she?"
Sarcazmo47: "Oh, out in the forests. Doing....druid-y things, I suppose. She's generally associating with the centaurs when she's not busy. I think she fancies one of them."
coughingpuppy: "A centaur?" Ri seems to think that's a little weird, by her expression, but she shrugs. "I'll go look for her."
Sarcazmo47: "In the meanwhile....I will stay here in my parlor, and sharpen my musical skills."
Dark Japheth: (The parlor.)
Sarcazmo47: (He said what he said.)
Chromeus18: Krist almost chuckles.
Chromeus18: at the centaur thing
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
Chromeus18: "If you wish any accompiment, I learned a bit on the biwa, Skocion. I'm no musician, though."
Sarcazmo47: "Actually, if you would be so kind as to find a gentleman named Raleigh, in the back of a tailor's shop called Skivvies in the South Quarter, and bring him to me, I would be much obliged."
coughingpuppy: She gives him a quick clap on the shoulder and gets to her feet. "Sounds good. Thanks, Skocion." Ri heads out the door and towards the woods. She wild shapes into a wolf for the sake of easy going once she gets there.
Chromeus18: "And I'd need an instrument, of course."
Sarcazmo47: "I would like your accompaniment, however."
Sarcazmo47: "In fact..."
Sarcazmo47: He fishes around and comes up with twenty platinum coins, "Purchase a quality one that suits your tastes."
Chromeus18: Krist blinks. Twice.
Chromeus18: "Very well then."
Chromeus18: (any place to buy a biwa?)
Dark Japheth: This is Tamerand.
Dark Japheth: You can find anything not considered amoral here for sale.
Dark Japheth: And a few things that are. Orc slaves, for instance. :P
Chromeus18: Krist scores a MW Biwa then!
Dark Japheth: Huzzah
Chromeus18: +2 to perform checks, i think?
Dark Japheth: Yes.
Chromeus18: Krist gives Skocion the change back, how much, i don't know.
Chromeus18: and he brandishes a strange lute looking instrument.
Dark Japheth: 50 GP. Thats 5 PP. So he gets 15 platinum change.
Chromeus18: Krist gives it a strum
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
Chromeus18: 20!
Sarcazmo47: Does he go get the dude?
Chromeus18: errr.. did you ask both Riannon and Krist?
Sarcazmo47: No, he just asked Krist.
coughingpuppy: Ri left.
Chromeus18: then Krist does
Dark Japheth: Alright. For one. When you go to skivvies, and go to the back, there is an office marked Raleigh.
Dark Japheth: The door is locked.
Chromeus18: what time of day is it?
Dark Japheth: Around four or so in the afternoon.
Chromeus18: Krist heads in the front door, and shuts it behind him. Any customers?
Dark Japheth: There are none, oddly.
Chromeus18: "Mr. Raleigh? A friend of mine would like to meet with you." Krist locks the door behind him.
Rezam Mas has entered the room.
Chromeus18: (is that Mav?)
Dark Japheth: (Dunno, its up to him.)
Dark Japheth: (:P)
Rezam Mas: (I can't think of anything clever to say to that.)
Dark Japheth: (So yeah.)
Sarcazmo47: (No, I am GARTERBELT, KING OF THE GNOMES!)
Chromeus18: (don't worry about it, i'm good like that :P)
AndrewRogue: (No. Its my sex slave.)
Dark Japheth: (Mav, meet evil party.)
coughingpuppy: ((Hey there.))
Dark Japheth: (Evil party, meet my first PC in online Amaryllis.)
Sarcazmo47: (*waves*)
Dark Japheth: (And my best buddy.)
AndrewRogue: (Oh god. A friend of Gorth? *runs*)
Rezam Mas: (Hi.)
Chromeus18: (Hi again Mav, you know me, you saw me in Neo Amaryllis :P)
Chromeus18: (keep your mindflayer bartender!)
Sarcazmo47: (So tell me, is Matt really as angsty in person as he is online?)
Dark Japheth: Not irl. I called him on his birthday once, but until I decide I'm stupid and want to be a complete redneck, I can't go visit him. :P
Sarcazmo47: (Aww.)
Dark Japheth: I hope you all choke. :P
Sarcazmo47: (So precious!)
AndrewRogue: (By the way, I'm visiting you some time Gorth.)
AndrewRogue: (Then killing you while you sleep.)
coughingpuppy: The irony of that is that I laughed when I read that and almost choked on my water.
AndrewRogue: (XD)
Sarcazmo47: There's only one solution.
Chromeus18: *Krist lays his scythe on the counter, and keeps a firm grip on it.* "My friend has business with you, Mr. Raleigh."
Sarcazmo47: This.
Dark Japheth: Raleigh stands up. "What is your friends name?"
coughingpuppy: ((No.))
coughingpuppy: ((I should never have gotten a badger.))
Sarcazmo47: ((Mav, meet Staci, who plays Riannon, who has a tremendously fat badger companion.))
Chromeus18: "Baron Skocion Atrox. If you will just come with me, we'll settle this in short time."
coughingpuppy: ((Brom is not fat.))
Chromeus18: (but he's a badger)
coughingpuppy: ((Yes, he is a badger.))
Sarcazmo47: ((He's fat.))
Dark Japheth: "Ah. Skocion. Ok." He trembles a little, then stands, and wanders forward to follow.
Chromeus18: Krist unlocks and opens the door, and leads Raleigh back to Skocion.
Chromeus18: with his biwa :P
Chromeus18: gogo!
Dark Japheth: Yay. Krist arrives with Raleigh in tow.
Dark Japheth: I might mention nobody has seen Landus. :P
Chromeus18: Krist doesn't really care :P
Dark Japheth: Heh.
coughingpuppy: And Ri is out in the woods.
Sarcazmo47: And Skocion is a bastard.
Dark Japheth: badger badger badger.
Sarcazmo47: "Ah, Raleigh! Please, have a seat."
Sarcazmo47: He's still mucking about with the fiddle when you arrive.
Sarcazmo47: But his clothes have changes.
Sarcazmo47: Specifically, much more expensive-looking changes.
Dark Japheth: Raleigh does so.
Sarcazmo47: He looks like royalty - gems and expensive fabrics have replaced his clothes.
Dark Japheth: and sorry about this, but BRB! must have nicotine or body will die.
Sarcazmo47: "How have things been since we last talked?"
Chromeus18: Krist lays his new shiny scythe on the table while the chat goes on.
Sarcazmo47: Oh, it's pretty fucking shiny, allright.
coughingpuppy: ((Ri left her spear leaning against her chair, by the way.))
Chromeus18: if Raleigh fucks up, Krist intimidates!
Chromeus18: and you don't fuck with someone with +15 to intimidate
Sarcazmo47: Cause, you know, he's not intimidating enough right now.
Sarcazmo47: He needs to practice.
Chromeus18: he'll be the stupid commoner i crit on, and score complete max damage
Chromeus18: and he explodes
Sarcazmo47: Foomp!
Chromeus18: and i'll not crit until the next random commoner comes along
Sarcazmo47: What's your damage bonus? +10?
AndrewRogue: His head asplode!
Chromeus18: yes
Chromeus18: +16 with full power attack
Sarcazmo47: Heh.
Rezam Mas: What level are you people? o_o
Sarcazmo47: Five.
Rezam Mas: oh, ok.
Sarcazmo47: We've built up from 1, baby!
AndrewRogue: We're level BADASS
Sarcazmo47: Yeah, Gorth has been generous with the cash, too.
AndrewRogue: We do things 1-5 levels have wet dreams about!
Dark Japheth: Anyway, Raleigh sits down and sighs. "Good day, baron."
AndrewRogue: And then back up when Mariliths are thrown at us.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion waves aside the formalities. "Tell he, how is buisness? Don't be afraid to be honest."
Dark Japheth: (I've been generous with cash? Hardly. You've just intelligently played well with people who have political agendas and schemes, and blackmailed them.)
Chromeus18: i think i have points for insane acts by low level characters so far :P
Dark Japheth: "Poor. Since Tiyrael came.... the paladins have left Asgard. They wander here, and do... things.'
Dark Japheth: "I'm frightened to leave my office, if I may be frank."
Sarcazmo47: "How unfortunate. Are there any in particular that have been troublesome?"
Dark Japheth: "No. Thats the problem.'
Chromeus18: (i'm generous with cash in my campaign :P the PC's just don't use it)
Dark Japheth: "If it were one, I'd hunt them down. I can best a paladin in single combat. But they travel in groups of four."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion sniggers.
Sarcazmo47: "Do they?"
Dark Japheth: "Always."
Dark Japheth: "And a trained squad of four can beat even ten of my thugs."
Chromeus18: Krist remains silent, his scythe on the table, and his hand on it.
Sarcazmo47: "How many of these squads of vigilanties roam our fair city?"
Dark Japheth: "As near as I can tell, twenty."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion grunts. "That's a significant force. Of armed and trained knights? Hells, that's an invasion."
Dark Japheth: "No. It would be an invasion if the Marquis didn't let them come in, and was averse to what they are doing."
Dark Japheth: "He's old, and has apparantly had a hit to his conscience."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion sighs. "How unfortunate."
Sarcazmo47: "How long do you think you can hold out?"
Dark Japheth: "I don't know. I told my people to lie low."
Dark Japheth: "A few don't listen, and they get offed."
Sarcazmo47: "Keep at it, then. Krist will take you back to your office."
Chromeus18: Krist raises his scythe, and it falls behind Raleigh's back.
Dark Japheth: He turns, and shudders. "Alright."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion makes a disgusted noise.
Sarcazmo47: "Paladins. In groups of four."
Chromeus18: Krist leads Raleigh back to his office.
Sarcazmo47: He sighs, and goes back to fiddling.
Chromeus18: not wanting to be the next Nellix, Krist heads back after escorting Raleigh.
Chromeus18: and takes his 20 on biwa!
Sarcazmo47: They jam!
Sarcazmo47: And IM RP continues!
AndrewRogue: (Skocion bluegrass experience!)
Chromeus18: Krist plays a lovely rhythm for Skocion to fiddle to.
Sarcazmo47: And oh baby does he.
Rezam Mas has left the room.
Chromeus18: when night falls, Krist heads to bed, bowing out to Skocion. "You've taken to the violin quite well."
Dark Japheth: Andrew gets a diplomacy check.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
AndrewRogue: Whoamg Diplomacy'd
Sarcazmo47: "My thanks. It seems to have taken to me, as well."
Chromeus18: (i have yet to really use my intimidate skill :P)
Sarcazmo47: (I have a number of skills I've yet to really use.)
Chromeus18: "I've noticed. Keep practicing, I will also." Krist smiles a froggy smile.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion nods.
Chromeus18: and he heads up for the night.
Chromeus18: we know Landus is occupied..
Chromeus18: can we FF to next morning?
Dark Japheth: If you'd like.
Sarcazmo47: Is Riannon done?
coughingpuppy: Nope.
Chromeus18: Riannon needs to be around more!
Sarcazmo47: I can wait.
Chromeus18: I can't really talk though, seeing as I missed alot when I ran away from hurricane #2
AndrewRogue: Coward!
AndrewRogue: You should have kicked Hurricane Ass.
coughingpuppy: I'd like to be around a lot more, but it's harder now that I'm back in school.
Chromeus18: we'll see if i have a place to live soon. luckily, Misty and I signed a new lease sept 1st, so if the apartment is uninhabitable, we get our money back
Chromeus18: considering the apartment complex was on the riverside, at the very best it's flooded.
AndrewRogue: Ya'll shall find Landus in the inn tavern next morning. In the meanwhile *kicks back and waits for Rii*
Chromeus18: Krist will be waiting for everyone the next morning, with a nice breakfast in front of him.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion will show up dead last!
Sarcazmo47: "Ahhh. Good morning, Landus. Where have you been?"
AndrewRogue: "Eh heh... meditating upon the mysteries of life and the universe boss."
Chromeus18: Krist is eating a nice plate of ham and eggs :P
Dark Japheth: Mm. Ham.
Dark Japheth: Its good ham.
Chromeus18: sense motive!
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
Dark Japheth: The ham is clearly lying.
Dark Japheth: Its a foe.
Chromeus18: i FAILE
Dark Japheth: You should stab it with your fork. For intimidation purposes.
Dark Japheth: :P
Chromeus18: "That's a noble ideal, Landus.."
AndrewRogue: "I'm THIS close to the meaning of life."
AndrewRogue: *he pinches the air*
Chromeus18: Krist blinks.
AndrewRogue: "And I think... it is discovering a use for Frogs."
AndrewRogue: *and he starts laughing uproariously at his notedly unfunny joke*
Chromeus18: Krist's throat thrusts. "A use?"
coughingpuppy: Ri eventually wanders back into the inn.
coughingpuppy: She drops down into a chair between Krist and Skocion.
Chromeus18: "Better that my kind have a use, unlike your squalid race, chicken shit." Krist takes a bite of ham.
coughingpuppy: Riannon rolls her eyes. "Don't tell me you two are at it again."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion grunts, and looks at Riannon with a long-suffering face. "So, how about you, my dear?"
Sarcazmo47: "How was your evening out?"
coughingpuppy: "Fine. Talked to your friend. She said there might be a few druids who are interested, but they're all in Freydin on some kind of pilgrimage thing. She said it couldn't hurt so she let 'em go."
Sarcazmo47: "Hmm. I suppose it would be more fertile ground for you than this place, anyway."
coughingpuppy: "Yeah, probably. I'm not in a big rush, though. I don't think I'm ready to take on followers just yet." She grins.
coughingpuppy: "Besides, seems like druids hanging around her probably wouldn't be the kind interested in joining up with me."
Chromeus18: Krist sips from his orange juice as well!
Sarcazmo47: A bold move!
AndrewRogue: *lazes*
Chromeus18: "Why is that, Riannon?"
coughingpuppy: "Well, druids are usually divided up into factions. Her faction's a lot different than my faction. Very different ideals and whatnot."
coughingpuppy: Ri decides that she wants a glass of juice too and goes to get one, sipping it as she sits back down.
Sarcazmo47: "Landus..." He seems about to broach a topic again, and then decides against it. "So, do any of you have unfinished buisness in the city? Or places to go?"
Chromeus18: "Hm. And I always though your nature was the same as the others."
Chromeus18: Krist instantly shuts up
coughingpuppy: "Not really," she says, both to Krist and Skocion at the same time, it would seem."
Sarcazmo47: Who was he addressing?
Sarcazmo47: Krist, I mean.
AndrewRogue: *looks at boss curiously and Sense Motives* "Not really."
Chromeus18: Riannon
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
Sarcazmo47: wtf, mate?
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
AndrewRogue: Bah. I think you win. 25.
Sarcazmo47: The ham is your enemy.
AndrewRogue: DAMN IT
Sarcazmo47: In Jade Empire, you can dual-wield hams.
AndrewRogue: Woot!
Sarcazmo47: But enough out of me.
Sarcazmo47: "If not....I have a favor I need to do for a friend."
Chromeus18: Krist finishes his breakfast silently.
coughingpuppy: "And what's that?"
Sarcazmo47: "To fetch something of his."
Chromeus18: Krist listens
coughingpuppy: "Yeah? So what're we fetching? Any severed body parts this time?"
Sarcazmo47: "Possibly."
AndrewRogue: "Hoo-ray."
Sarcazmo47: "I don't think anyone will be...ahem...using this one, though."
Chromeus18: Krist simply listens
AndrewRogue: "Excellent."
Chromeus18: "What are you asking, Skocion?"
Sarcazmo47: "I'm asking for your assitance in fetching the dessicated skull of an honored ancestor from defilement at the hands of a shamanaistic barbarian lizardman."
Sarcazmo47: He smiles.
Sarcazmo47: "Since you don't seem willing to tell me what you want from me."
AndrewRogue: "Ah. Is that it boss? To be honest, I really think we need less lizards. And I need to test some things. I'm in." *he grins*
Chromeus18: "I will not trouble you with my concerns. Where can we fetch this skull?"
coughingpuppy: "Hey, the leader of the circle I was initiated into was a lizardman, don't bash 'em."
Sarcazmo47: "Deep within the Mouth Of Karnage."
Sarcazmo47: "It's no trouble. It's far more troubling when my associates hide things from me."
Sarcazmo47: His grin turns a little more humorless.
Sarcazmo47: And is directed at both Krist and Landus.
coughingpuppy: "Hey, maybe it's private."
AndrewRogue: "Oh come now boss."
Sarcazmo47: He snaps his fingers. "Now now, my dear. Even the weakest of the gods teach us, friends don't let friends suicide. Krist doesn't seem to have anything to live for."
Sarcazmo47: "Unless, of course, there is something."
Chromeus18: Krist's throat thrusts. "I'd rather not burden you with my troubles, Baron Skocion Atrox."
Sarcazmo47: His eyes narrow. "I'll be judge of what burdens I can bear, thank you, Krist. If that is your concern, please, discard it."
AndrewRogue: (Bathroom, BRB)
Chromeus18: "I assure you it won't help you. It's strictly a personal matter."
Chromeus18: Krist's eyes take a sad shape. "But I'll share if you.. require it."
coughingpuppy: Riannon just tilts her head a little and watches Krist. She isn't sure if Skocion meant literal suicide, but her policies say that people weak enough to commit it deserve to die. But, as always when friends are involved,
coughingpuppy: she finds herself contradicting her beliefs.
Chromeus18: Krist looks pained
Sarcazmo47: "I would be forever concerned for your health if you did not."
AndrewRogue: "Come now Krist. You already took my oath for help. Why not explain it finally?"
coughingpuppy: "Would it be easier for you to tell just Skocion? Me and Landus can leave."
Chromeus18: "That oath amounted to nothing. Your sister's murderer still exists, Landus."
AndrewRogue: *he shrugs* "Not a worse existence I could give her."
Chromeus18: "I cannot hold you to your end, as I have not paid on mine."
Chromeus18: "And still, they live..."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion just waits.
AndrewRogue: *waves his hand dismissively* "Look Frog. If you just keep all this to yourself, you're just gonna drive yourself to distraction then BAM. You die and prove what a failure you are."
Chromeus18: Krist continues.
Chromeus18: he has a hand on his scythe though,
Chromeus18: he reaches into his blanket, and pulls out a large clay figurine. for everyone.
Chromeus18: "This was my my brother."
Chromeus18: it's a human Nagukorian. anyone with Aquan IM me for the name :P
Chromeus18: "Before he was murdered."
Chromeus18: the figurine is covered in wounds, there were lots of broken bones, snapped tendons, and general pain.
coughingpuppy: Ri looks strangely at the figure. "Before he was murdered?"
Chromeus18: "This was after. I couldn't find his murderers..."
Chromeus18: "So I made this for him, so I can remember that night. I can remember the pain, the hatred, the..."
Chromeus18: "HATRED!"
Sarcazmo47: Skocion blinks.
Sarcazmo47: And speaks quietly.
Sarcazmo47: "Do you know who murdered him?"
Chromeus18: "Feel free to touch it Skocion. It's quite graphic though."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion does indeed touch it.
Chromeus18: "No, I don't. All I saw was figures disappearing into the darkness."
Chromeus18: Skocion feels at least 100 slashes on the flesh.
Chromeus18: they really did a number on him.
Sarcazmo47: "How do you mean to find them?"
Chromeus18: Krist is silent again.
AndrewRogue: Does it just like they butchered him because they felt like it?
AndrewRogue: *look like
Chromeus18: apparently
Sarcazmo47: He grunts. "What was his name?"
Chromeus18: "He...he.. was Anuel. Anuel Mongo..."
Chromeus18: "My namesake.."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion nods. "You will tell me more of him. But not now."
Sarcazmo47: He stands. "Now, I think, is a good time to move on."
Chromeus18: Krist is staring into his empty plate
Chromeus18: "I... can't... find.... them....."
coughingpuppy: "I'd have to agree with you there." She looks down at Krist and gives him a pat on the shoulder. "We'll help you cut them to bits when we find out who they are. And we will."
Chromeus18: "No, you won't."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion slams an ankh-shaped dagger onto Krist's plate.
Chromeus18: "I will deal with them, they will all die by my hand."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion just nods.
Chromeus18: Krist stares at the dagger "No.. I can't go that far.."
Sarcazmo47: "You can. You can."
Sarcazmo47: "You can do what must be done to avenge your brother. And you will."
Chromeus18: "Once I find them, they WILL die. I swear on my soul they will."
Sarcazmo47: "On your soul, Krist?" He leans on the dagger a bit more.
AndrewRogue: "Look boss. He wants to do it the old fashioned way." *he shrugs* "What's the matter with that?"
Chromeus18: "I'm keen to you, Skocion. I'm not stupid. But if it takes that..."
Chromeus18: Krist sighs heavily.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion shrugs. "Very well." He repockets the dagger. "Let's get moving, then."
coughingpuppy: Riannon gets to her feet and offers Krist a hand up.
AndrewRogue: *stands up and stretches*
Sarcazmo47: Aaaaaaaaaaand....Kirk goes to bed!
AndrewRogue: (Awww ;_;-)
Chromeus18: "Someone carry my weapon... just for awhile."
Sarcazmo47: Yeah, well, I have to work.
Sarcazmo47: The scythe goes into the bag!
Sarcazmo47: Bag/attache case!
Chromeus18: just make sure it's ready for battle :P
Dark Japheth: ~-~-~End Session~-~-~
Chromeus18: Krist is in berserker mode
Chromeus18: toss it later!
Dark Japheth: Anyway, sorry this session bit serious ass.
Dark Japheth: Things will get better, I promise.
AndrewRogue: It was fine ^_~
coughingpuppy: I thought it was fine.
Chromeus18: wtf?
Sarcazmo47: Agreed.
Sarcazmo47: Sleeptime!
coughingpuppy: And I'm all hyped about my new prestige class.
Sarcazmo47 has left the room.
AndrewRogue: This is biting ass- :0 8
Chromeus18: Krist gets some good development time, and it bites ass? :-(
AndrewRogue: XD
AndrewRogue: *reminds self to put Skill Points in Diplomacy*
Dark Japheth: ...You really really want to bang that chick, don't you.
AndrewRogue: No. I'm kidding :p
AndrewRogue: I'm not inviting more brutal slaughter.
Dark Japheth: lol.
Chromeus18: Andy. you will NOT get anywere in banging chicks
Dark Japheth: But what could this one do to you?
AndrewRogue: I don't want to know.
AndrewRogue: But now I have the mighty BOOK OF ANATOMY
Chromeus18: Chrome's first girlfriend was eaten by a dragon
Chromeus18: don't push it
Dark Japheth: BOOK OF ANATOMY
Dark Japheth: +2 To PERFORM SEX
Dark Japheth: Anyway.
Dark Japheth: Yeah, poor chrome.
Dark Japheth: ;_;
AndrewRogue: Hmm... I suppose that would have been a double entendre when I talked to Cara, wouldn't it?
Dark Japheth: That kind of was. :P
AndrewRogue: Wow. How embarassing.
Dark Japheth: And you didn't notice.
Chromeus18: so now Krist's story is fully out
AndrewRogue: And damn. Hard Liquor smells.
Dark Japheth: Mmm. I succeeded at an innuendo
Dark Japheth: and a PC didn't yell...
Dark Japheth: SHUT UP PF
Dark Japheth: YES.
Dark Japheth: BUT ITS A GOOD SMELL
AndrewRogue: Not really.
Dark Japheth: IT SMELLS LIKE LOVE.
Dark Japheth: *hugs liquor*
AndrewRogue: Eh, my suite reeks of it right now.
Chromeus18: well, as fully as everyone else knows it :P
AndrewRogue: Oh yeah. Obligatory Sense Motive
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
AndrewRogue: 22
Chromeus18: Krist swipes you in the throat for being stupid
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
AndrewRogue: ...ow.
AndrewRogue: I think you hit.
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 2 4-sided dice: 2 2
Chromeus18: 14 damage!
AndrewRogue: ...ow.
AndrewRogue: I defintely can't win a prolonged fight with you.
Dark Japheth: lol
Chromeus18: with power attack, it woulda been 20 damage
Dark Japheth: See
AndrewRogue: That's over half my HP without PA
Dark Japheth: Thats why Krist = PWN
Dark Japheth: You know the paladins could have mobbed the hellcat
Dark Japheth: And killed it, and gotten Skocion, then you.
Dark Japheth: Krist. Man. :P
Dark Japheth: TANK OF PAIN
AndrewRogue: Hey, I helped ;_;
Dark Japheth: Yeah!
AndrewRogue: We're deadly together though.