You have just entered room "DaoA Was Slightly Delayed."
Chromeus18 has entered the room.
Sarcazmo47 has entered the room.
Chromeus18: whoo
Sarcazmo47: Staci will wander in shortly.
Sarcazmo47: We can start without her.
Dark Japheth: Alrighty.
Chromeus18: i'm taking some liberties with the map gorth :P
Dark Japheth: What kind of liberties?
Chromeus18: making the moutain range a bit curvy. can i show you what it's like before you slap me?
Dark Japheth: Nah, its ok. Go for it.
Dark Japheth: Anyway.
Dark Japheth: To recap.
Dark Japheth: The party wandered to go to Avernus, a LG nation of dwarves, because it has the Mouth of Hell within it.
Dark Japheth: Bad shit happens on the way. Most notably, Niniel the Bitch comes back one final time, announcing that she beat Tiyrael.
Dark Japheth: And that her boon was to be destroyed, and gloat in spirit form, before she was cast into hell.
Dark Japheth: And so she did. And she tried to "mercifully" destroy the party
Dark Japheth: But they finally, completely, and totally annihilated her.
AndrewRogue: (Until next week...)
Rezam Mas has entered the room.
Dark Japheth: Hihi.
Dark Japheth: Anyway, Niniel abolished, the party continued.
AndrewRogue: OMG HI <3!
Dark Japheth: They encountered a salamander playfully burning the forest down.
Dark Japheth: They say "...Salamander. You just keep doing your thing, man."
Sarcazmo47: DAGRON
Dark Japheth: And walked on to strong sad. They entered the underground city of Avernus, and then found how to to enter the Mouth of Karnage.
Dark Japheth: They were heading that way when I ended game because I was sleepy and all.
AndrewRogue: Onward to threatened tentacle rape!
Chromeus18: mmm
Sarcazmo47: HUZZAH!
Chromeus18: Kristaliciousness achieved captain
Sarcazmo47: So.
Chromeus18: my mountains are sucking hard tonight :-(
Sarcazmo47: Riannon is the only girl in the party...
Dark Japheth: ...Isn't that sad.
Dark Japheth: Anyhoo.
Sarcazmo47: She has the most orifices...
Dark Japheth: ~-~-~Resume~-~-~
Adm H Sopko: Not if the monsters count your pee holes
AndrewRogue: (...)
Chromeus18: SHUT UP SOPPY
Dark Japheth: They stand at the passageway with no torches.
AndrewRogue: (*commits hari-kiri early*)
Dark Japheth: Caradoc shivers, and pulls her cloak around her, shivering- this place is cold.
Chromeus18: is it pitchblack and foreboding?
Dark Japheth: Pitch black, yeah.
Chromeus18: Krist does the same, for a more survivalist reason though.
Sarcazmo47: So...they get to a big hole in the ground?
AndrewRogue: *sighs* "Well. This looks like its gonna be fun. Feel at home Frog?"
Dark Japheth: Forboding? Only if you count the carved face in the stone that looks like a demons open jaw, so you would literally be entering the demons digestive tract.
Dark Japheth: If it were alive.
Dark Japheth: Its a passageway. Onward, not down. Yet.
Chromeus18: "Why would I feel at home here?"
AndrewRogue: "I dunno. S'dark and dank. Don't frogs live in places like that?" (Who shall carry out lantern?)
Sarcazmo47: Skocion just waits for a moment, standing before the mouth of the beast, before tossing back his cloak and walking into the pitch darkness, cane tapping away.
Adm H Sopko: (No lantern. All you see are each other's eyes in the dark)
AndrewRogue: *sighs, shrugs and follows boss, shivering a bit in the cold* (Damn lack of cloak.)
Sarcazmo47: (If I see the eyes, I shoots it dead!)
Dark Japheth: The passage leads onward for about thirty feet. No dwarves in the party, but there is a gradual grade down.
Chromeus18: Krist holds the lantern if no one else does >_>
AndrewRogue: Landus will do it. He don't need both hands in a fight.
Sarcazmo47: Kirst draws the fucking map.
Chromeus18: and keeps his other hand on his scythe, proceeding onwards
Sarcazmo47: Landus holds the lantern.
Chromeus18: there we go
Chromeus18: 30 ft, downward grade noted
coughingpuppy has entered the room.
Sarcazmo47: Riannon!
Sarcazmo47: You get the chalk.
coughingpuppy: Yaaaaaaaaay! *does a game dance*
coughingpuppy: Chalk?
Sarcazmo47: Chalk.
AndrewRogue: You draw map now
Sarcazmo47: For drawing on the walls.
AndrewRogue: Or that.
coughingpuppy: Okay.
Sarcazmo47: Krist maps, Riannon draws arrrows on the walls and floor, Skocion walks around like a blind dude.
Dark Japheth: Heh. At the end of thirty feet, the passage curves to the right.. and you arrive at a crossroads. Left, or right?
coughingpuppy: Left!
Sarcazmo47: Left it is!
Sarcazmo47: DUNGEONED
coughingpuppy: Grrr. I'm hungry.
AndrewRogue: *just walks, looking slightly discomforted, but keeping his eyes and ears open*
coughingpuppy: Ri draws a sad face at the crossroads on the wall with the chalk.
Chromeus18: Krist silently follows, taking direction and distance down, and noting any landmarks if there are any
Dark Japheth: The path continues even further. It curves left... then right. Then it curves right again.
Chromeus18: and I name any rotting corpse or skeletons laying on the ground
Sarcazmo47: "I shall name you James."
Sarcazmo47: *()
Chromeus18: (Bonichu, I choose you!)
Dark Japheth: There are no skeletons... not this close to the entrance.
Adm H Sopko: Write their names on the wall with chalk with arrows pointing to the corpse
Dark Japheth: After about... a hundred feet, it turns sharply left. Then left again.
Dark Japheth: And about twenty feet down, the path curves left... but it also goes straight.
Dark Japheth: Do you continue onward or go left?
AndrewRogue: Left!
Sarcazmo47: Left!
Sarcazmo47: Wanna take bets on how long before Gorth gets bored?
Dark Japheth: Landus and Skocion dissolve into a skeleton. The Knight smiles and says "They chose poorly." No, you continue down the left path.
Dark Japheth: Which doubles back, and continues going south. And the path turns, then doubles back again. Its... frustrating.
Sarcazmo47: http://www.totse.com/en/ego/no_laughing_ matter/thethingsskipp173503.html
coughingpuppy: Riannon is getting frustrated. "What exactly are we looking for down here, Skocion?"
Dark Japheth: But after about four times doubling back... it returns to an open path. But... you must choose again. Left, or right.
Dark Japheth: (oh,this is only floor one.)
Sarcazmo47: Left!
coughingpuppy: "'Cause maybe I can smell it if you tell me what it is and I shape myself into something else."
Sarcazmo47: "Oh, we're not. We're wandering around making ourselves targets until it comes looking for us."
Sarcazmo47: He grins.
coughingpuppy: Ri grins back. "You're fuckin' crazy. I guess we just wander around aimlessly, then?"
Dark Japheth: The path loops around in a circle on the left side.
Dark Japheth: You arrive back at the crossroads. Which is a sad and disheartening thought.
Chromeus18: Krist blinks. "Live bait?"
Sarcazmo47: "No, we're headed downward. The deepest, darkest hole we can find. I'm not sure exactly what might be in it, besides a tribe of lizardmen, and what we came here for."
coughingpuppy: "Do you know ways to find your way belowground, Krist?"
Chromeus18: (should've gotten some dynamite from Watts in the dwarf village)
Sarcazmo47: Then they make the next left hand turn. Which would be, in this case, right
Chromeus18: "I don't, I'm not too fond of being below the earth really.."
Dark Japheth: Continuing onward..the passage ends in a door, and a path left.
Sarcazmo47: A door?
Sarcazmo47: I see a door, I open a door.
AndrewRogue: Well... you don't.
Sarcazmo47: Nope.
Sarcazmo47: The guy with evasion does.
AndrewRogue: Damn.
Dark Japheth: Landus opens, then.
AndrewRogue: *shrugs and does so in a sneaky manner*
Sarcazmo47: SNEAKY SNEAKY
Chromeus18: Krist notes the door
Chromeus18: and calls it Doory
Dark Japheth: Once the door is opened... you see two beasts composed only vaguely of flesh.
Chromeus18: close it!
Sarcazmo47: I see a nightmare beast, I close a door.
AndrewRogue: I believe Landus does do that.
Dark Japheth: Massive zombies... what are they, giant zombies? turn towards you, their red eyes glowing.
Dark Japheth: And you hear a noise something like... "......fllllllllllllleeeeesssssshhhhhhh..."
coughingpuppy: "Holy shit. Keep the door shut, Landus."
AndrewRogue: "Eh heh... I don't think we want that door."
AndrewRogue: *door shut*
Dark Japheth: The door is shut? How far away from it is the party?
AndrewRogue: Given how much time?
Chromeus18: Krist will help him keep the door shut if he can
Dark Japheth: Six seconds after the door is shut.
coughingpuppy: Riannon readies a Cure Moderate Wounds.
AndrewRogue: Well, it seems Landus and Krist are trying to brace the door.
Dark Japheth: Wonderful.
Chromeus18: would that be time enough to bar it with... something strong through the handle?
Sarcazmo47: Skocion produces a steel spike!
Dark Japheth: From the other side, you hear a knocking.. a slamming. Like the zombies are ramming the door with their massive undead frames.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 2 20-sided dice: 8 4
Sarcazmo47: And, while you two brace the doorframe, calmly uses to brace the latch.
coughingpuppy: ((Our party is so non-combatant.))
Dark Japheth: SMASH THUD. The sound of flesh wrinkling against the door.
Dark Japheth: THUD.
Dark Japheth: THUD.
Dark Japheth: The door is braced.
coughingpuppy: ((Zombies?! SHIT! Let's bar the door!))
Dark Japheth: But its splintering along the center.
Chromeus18: whoo!
Sarcazmo47: Skocion is as nonchalant as can be. "Wrong door. Let's go."
Chromeus18: fuck
coughingpuppy: "They're gonna follow us if we leave."
AndrewRogue: "I don't think that's gonna stop them from breaking it boss." *notes the crack*
Chromeus18: "Not if we get the hell away."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion grunts. "Less talking, more walking."
Sarcazmo47: And starts going.
coughingpuppy: Riannon nods and hurries off, hoping that they don't double back and end up running into the zombies then.
AndrewRogue: "Right. Right. Take rear guard in case Frog."
Chromeus18: Krist takes the back, so if any zombies burst through, they'll come after him first
Chromeus18: (beat me to it, bastard)
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 2 20-sided dice: 20 19
Chromeus18: well shit
Dark Japheth: *chortles with evil DM glee*
Sarcazmo47: Oh, they come bursting through, allright.
AndrewRogue: (Good thing they wasted those on the door.)
Dark Japheth: At the end of the left path which is the hook is another door.
Dark Japheth: But around this time, the two huge zombies burst through, and shamble towards the group.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion sighs, stops, turns, draws his weapon, and clicks his heels together.
coughingpuppy: Riannon turns around and casts Cure Moderate Wounds.
Chromeus18: Krist prepares his scythe for some rumbling.
Sarcazmo47: And rumbling was had.
Dark Japheth: So Riannon charges them?
Dark Japheth: Its not ranged, you know.
Dark Japheth: :P
coughingpuppy: No. She waits for them to come to her.
Sarcazmo47: Should we, like, roll inits now?
Dark Japheth: Ah, preparing against an advance. Ok. You act on the ZOmbies initiative.
Dark Japheth: Yeah.
AndrewRogue: "What a drag. I hate it down here and now we have to smack corpses." *falls into a combat stances and moves up with Krist and Co.*
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 2 20-sided dice: 2 7
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
coughingpuppy: ...4.
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
Dark Japheth: ...Zombies are 1 and 6.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
Sarcazmo47: 9!
coughingpuppy: Wow, AIM hates us all.
Sarcazmo47: Don't forget about your other d20, Gorth.
AndrewRogue: I'm winning!
Chromeus18: 10
AndrewRogue: 14
Dark Japheth: I won't.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
Dark Japheth: Caradoc goes first.
Chromeus18: Landus 14, Krist 10, Skocion 9, Zombie2 6, Riannon 4, Zombie1 1
Chromeus18: Caradoc 20+, Landus 14, Krist 10, Skocion 9, Zombie2 6, Riannon 4, Zombie1 1
AndrewRogue: (Coolest init set over.)
Dark Japheth: Caradoc touches Landus' shoulder. Mage Armor. +4 armor bonus, does not stack with Bracers. :P
AndrewRogue: Oh well. Better AC is better AC.
Dark Japheth: But it'll work against incorporeal touch attacks. *nod*
Chromeus18: gogo Landus!
AndrewRogue: Landus shall unleash a devestating leaping kick at the nearer Zombie.
Dark Japheth: Either way. Caradoc is done, using her move action to shift the torch in her hand as though it were a weapon.
AndrewRogue: So Charge!
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
Chromeus18: (why does that name sound so Miami Vice-ish?)
Dark Japheth: Whats that hit?
AndrewRogue: 12 <_<
coughingpuppy: ((Very devastating, Andrew.))
Dark Japheth: Zombie AC is 11.
AndrewRogue: BOO YAH
Dark Japheth: Zombies are basically "I hit."
coughingpuppy: ((Whoa, awesome. *foot goes in mouth*))
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 8-sided die: 8
AndrewRogue: 11.
Chromeus18: FIST'D
Dark Japheth: The zombie's flesh sags a little as you hit it with your foot.
Chromeus18: err.. FOOT'D
Dark Japheth: Frog's turn. Use Leap Slash
Dark Japheth: Or team with Skocion to do a combo attack! Like X slash!
Sarcazmo47: Fuck yeah!
Chromeus18: Krist bends his knees, and leaps like frogger across coming traffic, bringing his scythe down straight on the zombie's skull (the one Landus attacks) power attack -3!
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
AndrewRogue: Oh god no.
Sarcazmo47: Chrome, Chrome, Chrome.
Chromeus18: why did i know that was coming?
Sarcazmo47: Isn't that a crit threat?
AndrewRogue: Why am I always standing next to the ones you fumble on?
Dark Japheth: Its Chrome.
Dark Japheth: Thats a 20.
Chromeus18: (this is Krist's first fumble this game. Ri is the one that stabs you constantly)
AndrewRogue: Oh. Yay!
Dark Japheth: Unfortunately zombies aren't subject to criticals.
Sarcazmo47: So sad.
Chromeus18: is CoC in effect?
Dark Japheth: Yes.
Dark Japheth: Thats a 20.
Dark Japheth: So you hit.
Dark Japheth: Roll damage.
Chromeus18: whee!
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 2 4-sided dice: 2 1
Chromeus18: 19
Chromeus18: (gogo Skocion!)
Dark Japheth: You stand next to landus. SOmeone will have to tumble to attack the giant zombie further.
Dark Japheth: And tumble through its square.
AndrewRogue: Go for it Skoc. Three man combo attack!
Dark Japheth: ...Dark Eternal
Chromeus18: (sure you want a blind man tumbling through your legs?)
Sarcazmo47: Skocion.....has got nothing.
Sarcazmo47: Yep. He holds an action.
Sarcazmo47: Next.
Dark Japheth: Ok.
Dark Japheth: The zombie behind the first one merely moves forward, shambling, and wishing his ally did not take up so much space. Then he could get through.
Dark Japheth: Caradoc 20+, Landus 14, Krist 10, Skocion 9, Zombie2 6, Riannon 4, Zombie1 1
Dark Japheth: Riannon.
coughingpuppy: Touches one of the zombies with the CMW.
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
Dark Japheth: Wait
Dark Japheth: Before you do that.
Dark Japheth: How?
Dark Japheth: Landus and Krist are in your way.
Chromeus18: sexually, of course
AndrewRogue: ...
coughingpuppy: Damn. In the way of them both?
AndrewRogue: You timed that wrong Chrome.
Dark Japheth: Hall = 10 feet wide.
Dark Japheth: Zombie = 10 feet wide
Sarcazmo47: Can't you move into an ally's square, deliver the touch attack, and then take a five foot step back out of their square?
Dark Japheth: I suppose you can move to the side, but you'll be literally up against the wall.
Chromeus18: (could she touch Krist's scythe, and the damage goes on next attack?)
Sarcazmo47: Sorry, book thinking.
coughingpuppy: Yeah, I was going to suggest what Kirk just suggested.
coughingpuppy: Since the spell is already cast.
Dark Japheth: Five Foot Step can only be taken in lieu of a normal move action.
Dark Japheth: :P
Chromeus18: (or do that)
Sarcazmo47: ...
Sarcazmo47: It's a free action...
Dark Japheth: Read up on that.
Sarcazmo47: Eh.
Chromeus18: (he's right)
Dark Japheth: *learned about this shit playing mages all the time*
AndrewRogue: (Gorth's right Kirk. I read it recently when I was checking trips.)
Dark Japheth: Anyhoo.
Sarcazmo47: Well, that just kills my cheese, doesn't it?
AndrewRogue: She could wait for one of us to step back.
Dark Japheth: Or pin herself against the wall.
coughingpuppy: I'll pin myself against the wall. If it gets too intense she can always Wildshape to get away.
Chromeus18: (does the hallway widen anymore behind us?)
Dark Japheth: No, it doesn't seem to.
Dark Japheth: Alright. Your touch attack you rolled earlier does indeed hit
Dark Japheth: So roll some damage.
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 2 8-sided dice: 8 8
Dark Japheth: NICE
Chromeus18: FUCKING A
coughingpuppy: Holy crap! 21!
Dark Japheth: I like the parties rolls so far.
Dark Japheth: ....21
AndrewRogue: d8's love us.
Dark Japheth: Well that made me hate you
coughingpuppy: :-D
Dark Japheth: The zombie falls into a piddling puddle of flesh
Chromeus18: 48 damage to that zombie
coughingpuppy: That's two undead kills for Ri.
coughingpuppy: Whee.
Dark Japheth: Its titanic corpse makes a noise not unlike Aria did when she landed.
Sarcazmo47: Squish?
Dark Japheth: No, a thud
Dark Japheth: more like a whump in retrospect, actually
Chromeus18: (jelly donut hitting a ceiling fan?)
Dark Japheth: But. Now it is Caradocs turn.
Dark Japheth: Who also has nothing. She stands near Skocion, and casts Mage Armor on him.
Dark Japheth: +4 armor bonus!
Sarcazmo47: Wheee!
Sarcazmo47: She has Magic Missile!
Dark Japheth: She does.
Sarcazmo47: She should have 3 darts, by the way.
Chromeus18: who is unreachable by the other zombie :P good thing MA has duration.
Dark Japheth: Its a huge giant pile of flesh.
Dark Japheth: She's level 5- don't you get one for every three levels?
Dark Japheth: Next up is Landus.
Sarcazmo47: 1 at 1, 2 at 3, 3 at 5, 4 at 7, and 5 at 9.
Dark Japheth: Its every two, then
Dark Japheth: My apologies.
Sarcazmo47: It's cool.
Dark Japheth: The mage armors will last five hours, for the record.
Sarcazmo47: I love you anyway.
AndrewRogue: How far is Zombie #2?
Dark Japheth: *hugs*
Dark Japheth: Exactly ten feet in front of you.
Chromeus18: prolly 10 ft behind
Dark Japheth: Its red eyes glisten with malign intelligent.
Chromeus18: the other one
AndrewRogue: Bummer. Landus shall double step up and deliver a mighty Shroyuken.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
AndrewRogue: ...ow.
Dark Japheth: Owned.
Dark Japheth: Roll 1d100.
Sarcazmo47: You, my friend, are NOT Chrome.
Chromeus18: mighty indeed
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 100-sided die: 8
Dark Japheth: ....
Sarcazmo47: D00d.
AndrewRogue: AIM hates me.
Chromeus18: he shoryuken'd himself!
Chromeus18: take THAT my chin!
Dark Japheth: AIM just thought it was a 1d8
AndrewRogue: Ah.
Sarcazmo47: You get a mouthful of liquifying flesh?
Dark Japheth: Anyway, the zombie notices a flaw in Landus's impeccable style- he fumbles a bit, and the zombie takes advantage of it. And smashes him with his mighty fist.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
Sarcazmo47: HAHAHAHA
AndrewRogue: XD
coughingpuppy: *grin*&
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 100-sided die: 57
Chromeus18: RAAAAAAAAAADSCORPIONS
Dark Japheth: The zombie hits his fist against the wall
Sarcazmo47: I think Mighty is the codeword.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 2 6-sided dice: 2 3
Dark Japheth: And its hand shatters.
Dark Japheth: But its a zombie, it can't feel pain.
Rezam Mas: fallout reference caught my eye
Dark Japheth: I believe it is now Krist's turn.
Dark Japheth: (heh)
Chromeus18: Krist steps up, and swings sheepishly at the zombie (>_>)
Rezam Mas: (btw hi all, fun game to watch >_>)
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
Dark Japheth: Hit
Dark Japheth: Roll damage
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 2 4-sided dice: 2 1
Chromeus18: 13 damage, cuz i forgot power attack
coughingpuppy: ((You plan on joining, Rezam?))
Dark Japheth: The zombie's head is cleaved from its body with the piercing weapon. That had to hurt... wait. Its a zombie. It doesn't care.
Dark Japheth: (YES HE DOES. :P)
Sarcazmo47: (Well, we're actually crawling a fucking dungeon right now, which is not the greatest spectator sport ever, but hey. We're fun sometimes!)
Rezam Mas: (as soon as I work out the details of my character)
AndrewRogue: (C'mon, our rolls are amusing Kirk :p)
Sarcazmo47: (This is true.)
Sarcazmo47: (I shall never describe my character as Mighty again.)
AndrewRogue: (Neither shall I.)
Chromeus18: (no, they're actually quite sad. i think i'll ingest my cyanide capsule now)
Dark Japheth: Skocion's turn.
Chromeus18: Caradoc 20+, Landus 14, Krist 10, Skocion 9, Zombie2 6, Riannon 4, Zombie1 1
AndrewRogue: (Hey. At least the zombie still got hurt off my fumble :p)
Chromeus18: gogo Skocie
Sarcazmo47: (Of course, my character isn't "mighty" in any case. More "metrosexual" or "fruity")
Chromeus18: it's handless and headless, find another appendage to whack
Sarcazmo47: Skocie has still got nothing.
Sarcazmo47: He kinda hangs out.
Dark Japheth: Mmkay. The Zombie lashes out with its mighty broken fist.. at Krist.
Dark Japheth: Poor frog.
Chromeus18: then gogo Ri!
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
Dark Japheth: Does 13 hit?
Chromeus18: nope
Dark Japheth: Zombie 2 goes first. :P
Dark Japheth: It misses you!
Chromeus18: (yeah, i was thinking zombie 1)
Sarcazmo47: Good job, +2 armor!
Dark Japheth: Riannon goes.
Chromeus18: Krist likely sidestepped that one, didn't beat dex :P
coughingpuppy: Ri casts a Cure Light Wounds.
Dark Japheth: Ok. Gunna partial charge him, and go up against the wall to deliver it?
coughingpuppy: Yeah.
AndrewRogue: (Don't use all your healing Mrs. Healer please ^_^)
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
Dark Japheth: Hit'd!
coughingpuppy: ((I don't have that many healing spells to begin with, really...))
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 8-sided die: 4
coughingpuppy: 11.
coughingpuppy: Er...no. 9.
coughingpuppy: I can add.
Dark Japheth: The zombies flesh sizzles and boils, and it would roar in pain if it were smart enough
Dark Japheth: Caradoc's turn.
Dark Japheth: She also has nothing. So she passes and lets Landus go.
AndrewRogue: Landus suffices for the simple dual LP launcher. Jab, Uppercut. Flurry!
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 2 20-sided dice: 2 11
AndrewRogue: Yay. One hit.
Dark Japheth: One hit at least!
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 8-sided die: 5
AndrewRogue: 8
Dark Japheth: It screams as you crush its spinal cord
Sarcazmo47: Poor guy.
Dark Japheth: Screams? I mean says "Urghllllll...."
Chromeus18: dead yet?
Dark Japheth: Nope.
Dark Japheth: Well
Dark Japheth: Technically, yes
Dark Japheth: But you get to go. Its still moving if thats what you are asking.
Chromeus18: Krist's eyes narrow, and he leaps up and hooks his scythe into the URGHing zombie's mouth, drawing it down it's belly. power attack -3!
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 2 4-sided dice: 1 3
Chromeus18: err...
AndrewRogue: A little premptive there Chrome :p
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
Chromeus18: hit
Dark Japheth: Whats the damage?
Dark Japheth: You can reroll but I'm taking the worst.
Dark Japheth: :P
Chromeus18: 20
Chromeus18: i'll just take that
Dark Japheth: Now the zombie is dead.
Dark Japheth: It falls forward...
Chromeus18: oh great
Dark Japheth: Reflex saves from Riannon, Landus, and Krist.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
AndrewRogue: ACK
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
Dark Japheth: DC 15.
AndrewRogue: Fail.
coughingpuppy: Fail.
Chromeus18: i am falled on
Dark Japheth: Skocion
Dark Japheth: and Caradoc
Dark Japheth: mostly caradoc
Sarcazmo47: Yo.
Dark Japheth: See the zombies huge body fall on top of their companions.
Dark Japheth: Each of you take...
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 2 6-sided dice: 4 6
coughingpuppy: Owwwwww
Sarcazmo47: Oh, for the love of Pete.
Chromeus18: (sorry, that was likely my fault)
Dark Japheth: 4 real damage, 6 subdual damage.
Dark Japheth: :P
Dark Japheth: No successful attacks means I have to resort to cheesery.
Sarcazmo47: Out with the slicing tool, and Skocion has you all out in a jiffy.
coughingpuppy: Riannon curses very loudly and just kind of groans.
Dark Japheth: But you ARE covered in dead necrotic flesh
Chromeus18: Krist cuts himself out too, if he can
Sarcazmo47: Until Caradoc uses Prestidigitation.
Dark Japheth: He can
AndrewRogue: "Fucking hell." *brushes himself off disgustedly once he's freed*
Dark Japheth: Right. Which she does
Chromeus18: hack slash!
Dark Japheth: She cleans the three of you up. You all smell like...
Dark Japheth: Hmm.
Dark Japheth: Jasmines.
Chromeus18: nice
AndrewRogue: Whee.
coughingpuppy: Ri can handle that. It's better than zombie.
Chromeus18: "Thank you, Caradoc.."
Dark Japheth: Caradoc looks at the room they came from. "Do you think they were guarding anything?"
AndrewRogue: *sighs* "Well. Since they're dead, should we see why they were in that room." *grins* "And thanks Cara."
Sarcazmo47: They go back!
Dark Japheth: Who takes 20 on the search? And who just collects things that are just left out?
Chromeus18: Krist will search!
Sarcazmo47: Skocion takes a 20 on Search! Oh, wait.
AndrewRogue: Who's got the best search?
Sarcazmo47: He assists!
Chromeus18: 28 on take 20
Sarcazmo47: 30 with assist!
coughingpuppy: Ri assists.
Sarcazmo47: 32!
Chromeus18: whoamg
AndrewRogue: Landus... picks up the easy stuff I guess.
Sarcazmo47: Hey, there's a dead guy in here!
Sarcazmo47: He shall be named....Deadie.
Dark Japheth: There are three hundred and fifty platinum pieces. A few rolls of incense... an empty scroll case. A chair, relatively well made, if smashed from a zombie sitting on it.
Chromeus18: (It's Bernie!)
Dark Japheth: A dead body, of a human. Its skull has been crushed.
Sarcazmo47: 350 pp.
Sarcazmo47: *notes*
AndrewRogue: (Is Skoc the keeper of the loot?)
Dark Japheth: And where his heart would be.. there is a single chunk of amber.
Chromeus18: (sure)
Dark Japheth: (He's got the bag of holding)
coughingpuppy: Ri prods the body, noting the amber with some curiosity. "Huh."
AndrewRogue: (Good. Because I hate keeping track <_<)
Sarcazmo47: He's got the briefcase of holding.
Adm H Sopko has left the room.
Sarcazmo47: "Huh?"
Chromeus18: Krist pries the amber out with the flat of his scythe.
coughingpuppy: "Wonder why somebody would stick that in a body."
Dark Japheth: It comes out easily. Its a pretty cool piece of amber. There appears to be something inside it... search check.
AndrewRogue: *shrugs* "Got me Rii."
Dark Japheth: I think. Because its fairly deliberate.
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
Chromeus18: 21
Dark Japheth: Its... a small, tiny thing. It looks almost like a bug. Upon inspection, it looks most like a butterfly.
Sarcazmo47: Dinosaur DNA!
Dark Japheth: OMG CLONE SPELL
Chromeus18: (let's go build jurassic park!)
AndrewRogue: (Yay!)
Dark Japheth: Anyway. Returning to the path... about thirty feet from the broken door is another door, and a passage to the right.
Chromeus18: (except butterflies don't drink blood, we'd get... an ancient garden i suppose)
AndrewRogue: "Want me to try this door boss?"
Sarcazmo47: Another door!
Sarcazmo47: "Maybe it's the right one this time."
Dark Japheth: Listen checks.
AndrewRogue: "Eh heh..."
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
AndrewRogue: Staci wins.
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
coughingpuppy: 42.
Dark Japheth: There is a scratching on the other side of the door.
coughingpuppy: "There's something in there. Sounds like claws on the door. We ought to leave it alone."
coughingpuppy: "Skeletons, probably. I can hear their bones clicking around."
AndrewRogue: "Rii may have a point boss. I kinda wonder why someone put these up in the first place."
Chromeus18: *notes door, writes SKELLIES over it*
Sarcazmo47: "Point. Very well. We're not here for chairs. Let's go."
Dark Japheth: Continuing? The path advances another fifty feet or so, and... turns right.
Sarcazmo47: Whee!
Dark Japheth: After another twenty feet or so..it turns right again.
Dark Japheth: After about fifty feet of travels, you see a line of chalk on the wall.
Dark Japheth: On the right wall.
Sarcazmo47: Is it the same color as ours?
Dark Japheth: Yep.
Dark Japheth: In fact
Dark Japheth: You know you've been here. This was the second left you took at a crossroads.
Sarcazmo47: Awsome!
coughingpuppy: Riannon sighs. "Fuck. I'm sick of walking around in circles."
Sarcazmo47: Since I can't visualize for shit, we go wherever we haven't been.
Sarcazmo47: "Would you rather try to tunnel through the wall?"
Dark Japheth: You have been this way.
Dark Japheth: You came from forward. Or you can turn right, and go back in a circle.
AndrewRogue: How about we go back to the first crossroad and go right?
Sarcazmo47: Okay. Then we go back the way we came to a the earlier intersection and go right.
Chromeus18: (go left!)
Dark Japheth: You'll have to either open the door, or go back to the start, to the first crossroads, and take the other path. Which it appears you do.
Dark Japheth: It continues another twenty feet or so, then curves left.
Dark Japheth: At the end of that path is a door.
Dark Japheth: And inside, you hear breathing.
Dark Japheth: The door is made of iron.
AndrewRogue: *sighs*
Dark Japheth: And...
coughingpuppy: ((Whoa, I just found a picture that looks a lot like my visualization of Ri.))
AndrewRogue: (*waits in suspense*)
coughingpuppy: http://www.deviantart.com/view/10631435/
coughingpuppy: "I don't know if we want to go in there either."
Dark Japheth: (She's a redhead?)
coughingpuppy: ((Kind of reddish brown. A bit darker than that.))
Dark Japheth: (Nice)
coughingpuppy: ((And her eyes are blue.))
AndrewRogue: "Well, we don't have a lot of options Rii." (Didn't know that.)
Sarcazmo47: Skocion grunts. "Who wants to spend time in a hole in the ground in the first place? Is the door locked?"
AndrewRogue: *Landus gently tries the handle*
coughingpuppy: "Something smells funny in there."
Dark Japheth: The handle is unlocked.
AndrewRogue: "Yep."
Dark Japheth: SO is the door. >.>
Sarcazmo47: ("Smells likes......death!)
Chromeus18: Krist readies his scythe.
AndrewRogue: "Shall we see what fun awaits us here?"
Sarcazmo47: Skocion is arms himself.
Chromeus18: (good goddamn my brain to the men's locker room)
coughingpuppy: Riannon sighs and hefts up her spear.
Chromeus18: (i'm out of cigs)
AndrewRogue: *in that case Landus shall open the door to see what we have behind it*
Dark Japheth: Sleeping on a pile of gold pieces and miscellaneous things is a dragon. Much smaller than the one that accosted you earlier- its probably, if unfurled, about Krist's size.
coughingpuppy: ((What color?))
Dark Japheth: Its a dark green color... but it is sleeping VERY soundly.
AndrewRogue: (Let's Coup it <_<)
Sarcazmo47: Is there a hole behind it?
Chromeus18: (ooh, can I?)
coughingpuppy: "We should leave him alone and let him sleep."
Dark Japheth: There is a door on the other side of his room.
AndrewRogue: (Are you quiet enough to get to it?)
Dark Japheth: You'll have to walk over a few coins to get there.
Chromeus18: (err.. i can try >_>)
AndrewRogue: (I assume Landus's flying is noiser then that?)
Dark Japheth: Its not.
Dark Japheth: But can you fly in a room with the ceiling 15 feet up
coughingpuppy: Ri can Wildshape into a mouse or something similar and go across...
Dark Japheth: and almost no room for a running start.
Sarcazmo47: Not until 6th level.
AndrewRogue: (Good point. I do have MS for this occasion <_<)
Chromeus18: (and if i coup it, i could likely kill it in one shot)
Sarcazmo47: Skocion just steps back away from the door, and gestures for Landus to Ninja in the night.
Chromeus18: (unlike Ryu here)
AndrewRogue: (<_<)
Dark Japheth: (That is true, actually. Chrome can coup and kill it. He'd have to move silently long enough to get close enough to do it... walking over a waist deep pile of coins.)
Dark Japheth: (Can you do it? ARe you a bad enough dude to kill the dragon?)
Chromeus18: (If this was NES, I could!)
Sarcazmo47: (There's only one answer to a question like that."
Sarcazmo47: )
coughingpuppy: ((Killing a sleeping dragon would make me sad.))
coughingpuppy: ((And it would make Ri sad too.))
Sarcazmo47: ((Oh, would you rather wake it up first?))
Dark Japheth: (Yes.)
Sarcazmo47: ((No.))
AndrewRogue: *If no one protests, Landus shall begin Ninja in the Nighting.*
Dark Japheth: (.Oh, thats my DM nature speaking up. Please wake it up so I can use its breath weapon to kill you all.)
Dark Japheth: Ok.
Chromeus18: (honor schmonor. slay the dragon!)
Sarcazmo47: Skocion just keeps back from the door.
AndrewRogue: *and gesture for people to step back*
Dark Japheth: Roll move silently.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
Chromeus18: lovely
AndrewRogue: ...fuck you AIM.
Sarcazmo47: And hide!
Dark Japheth: Total?
AndrewRogue: 17
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
Sarcazmo47: No hiding?
AndrewRogue: Where can I hide?
Dark Japheth: The dragon thankfully does not hear you. It snores loudly, despite you stepping on a coin and jangling a few- thank god for the snore.
Dark Japheth: There is no place you could hide... except perhaps under the coins.
Dark Japheth: But it didn't wake up.
Dark Japheth: So.
Sarcazmo47: In the SHADOWS! THE SHADOWS KNOWS!
Dark Japheth: *shrug*
AndrewRogue: *Landus would chuckle nervously, but hey, that's noise* (Am I next to it?)
Dark Japheth: Yep.
Dark Japheth: Also within five feet of the door.
Sarcazmo47: CdG'd!
Dark Japheth: You can rush for it, open it, shut it, and kill the party with venomous gas of the dragon... or be all nice and CdG it.
Sarcazmo47: Sneak attack damage is your friend.
AndrewRogue: (Did Skocion want it killed?)
AndrewRogue: (<_<)
Sarcazmo47: Sure!
Sarcazmo47: It's a dungeon.
Chromeus18: Krist just watches Landus. And blinks. Knowing he's gonna fuck up. Cuz harpies are fucking useless.
AndrewRogue: *Landus raises his arms, studies it, aims at the base of the neck and brings both his fists down right on the vertebrate*
AndrewRogue: Do I... have to roll an attack? <_<
Chromeus18: (just damage and sneak)
AndrewRogue: YAY!
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 8-sided die: 4
Chromeus18: (CdG is autocrit)
AndrewRogue: 14 Fist
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 2 6-sided dice: 4 5
AndrewRogue: 9 Sneak
AndrewRogue: 25 Total
Dark Japheth: Whats the DC on the fort save to survive?
Dark Japheth: 5 + damage, I think. Right?
AndrewRogue: 10+Damage Dealt or 15+Damage
Dark Japheth: Oh. The dragon can't succeed even on a twenty. The poor wyrmling makes only one gasp, and then is silent. Blood pours from his open mouth.
AndrewRogue: "Eh heh."
Sarcazmo47: Poor widdle guy.
Chromeus18: (10+ damage)
coughingpuppy: Aww...now I feel sad.
Dark Japheth: It could only have succeeded on its save if it rolled a 20, and it was 5 + damage dealt.
AndrewRogue: Heh.
Chromeus18: Krist looks surprised.
AndrewRogue: "Well. There you go Cara. A dragon."
Chromeus18: (i need cigs, i'll brb)
Dark Japheth: The dragon is dead. The room is filled with coins- about nine hundred or so copper pieces.
Chromeus18: any search checks needed?
Dark Japheth: Nah.
AndrewRogue: *cracks his knuckles* "Looks like I'm winning Krist. How many Dragons have you killed?"
Chromeus18: (brb then)
Dark Japheth: There is also... an anklet made of 12 tiny plates of gold linked with gilded wire and fastened by a hook and eye
Dark Japheth: A few finely wrought gold bracelets. Two total.
coughingpuppy: Riannon grins at Landus. "Doesn't really count if you ask me. It was a baby."
Chromeus18: "You could've smashed an egg for the same effect, Landus."
Dark Japheth: A jewel coffer of chased silver, depicting wooded scenes with birds in branches on back and sides, the top is graced by an engraving of a maiden combing her hair while looking into a pool at her reflection..
AndrewRogue: "A dragon is a dragon."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion wanders in, generally ignoring having to slosh the pile of mediocre treasure, and looks around for another door or a passageway.
Dark Japheth: An eye patch with a mock eye made of sapphire...
Chromeus18: "Rest assured that you may covet it's mother's vengeance though."
Chromeus18: (and now, I brb)
Dark Japheth: A crown made of a thick, soft band of beaten gold, set with 4 large (2-inch-diameter, half-relief cabochon-cut) aquamarines...
AndrewRogue: "And you'll be right there with me."
Dark Japheth: A fire-blackened oak staff shod with meteoritic steel at its base, the head of the staff is carved in the shape of a fanged serpent with two rubies as eyes (600 gp)
Dark Japheth: Ack added the price on that one
AndrewRogue: (You noting this stuff Kirk so it can be bagged? <_<)
Dark Japheth: A silver plated longsword, carved in the image of a sword used by a typical paladin of Tiyrael...
Dark Japheth: A small buckler in the corner... a simple steel rod, about fourteen inches in length, and about an inch thick... with the image of a ghoul carved into the side.
Dark Japheth: And a throwing axe.
Sarcazmo47: Noting.
Sarcazmo47: The Dreaded And Unique Serpent Headed Staff!
coughingpuppy: ((*grin*))\
Sarcazmo47: So...yeah. Other doors/hallways/holes in the floor?
Dark Japheth: No, there don't seem to be any.
AndrewRogue: So just the door on the other side of the Dragon?
Sarcazmo47: Yep, it's a dungeon allright.
Dark Japheth: Just a door on the other side.
Sarcazmo47: Ooo, another door!
AndrewRogue: "Shall we continue on then?"
Sarcazmo47: "Please."
AndrewRogue: *listens at the door*
Dark Japheth: You hear nothing.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
AndrewRogue: Fine.
Dark Japheth: There is nothing to hear.
AndrewRogue: :p
Dark Japheth: But you do notice tiny scratches in the door... almost words.
Sarcazmo47: Almost?
AndrewRogue: "Hmm..." *takes a look*
Dark Japheth: There are only three letters. Who speaks Undercommon?
Sarcazmo47: Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here? Or maybe, Two Drink Minimum?
AndrewRogue: Does Dwarven use the same alphabet?
Dark Japheth: ...Sure, why not
Sarcazmo47: The answer is NO ONE!
Dark Japheth: Why didn't anyone take Undercommon.
Dark Japheth: I am a SAD panda.
AndrewRogue: Because I took Dwarven and OGRAM.
Dark Japheth: Oh well! You guys don't get the easy way to beat the next monster.
Sarcazmo47: Krist might have.
Sarcazmo47: Let's check!
AndrewRogue: Check his sheet.
Dark Japheth: Ogram is ridiculously useful... in penobscot. It also fits the character.
Dark Japheth: He does, I think. And Caradoc might.
Sarcazmo47: Krist does not.
AndrewRogue: *he shall point it to the others*
Sarcazmo47: *checks Caradoc
Dark Japheth: (I conveniently did not list her languages on her sheet! So I could retcon and do this anyway!)
Dark Japheth: (mwahaha)
AndrewRogue: (Heh.)
Sarcazmo47: Ahh.
Dark Japheth: Caradoc looks.. and speaks a few words.
Dark Japheth: "It says... Adamemet."
Dark Japheth: "It means "that which is created out of the ground... and the second is Truth."
Dark Japheth: "It might just be Adam, or just Emet, but it looks like the two combined."
Rezam Mas: (I'm gonna get to bed -- night everyone)
Dark Japheth: Knowledge Religion.
AndrewRogue: (Night)
Dark Japheth: (G'night.)
Chromeus18: back
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
Rezam Mas has left the room.
Dark Japheth: (By the way, mav... I'm almost disappointed that you don't know what Emet means)
Dark Japheth: (Well FUCK YOU TOO!)_
Sarcazmo47: 26!
Dark Japheth: No clue.
Sarcazmo47: Awsome.
Dark Japheth: I just figured I'd ask for a check anyway.
Dark Japheth: :P
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
coughingpuppy: Yeah, Ri has no clue either.
AndrewRogue: *shrugs* "Well. If its important we'll figure it out when we need it." *opens the door*
coughingpuppy: "I guess."
Dark Japheth: There is a set of stairs.
Dark Japheth: Leading ever down
coughingpuppy: "We probably want to head down that way."
Dark Japheth: Probably about 25 feet.
AndrewRogue: "Oh yay. Further underground."
Sarcazmo47: "Ah. Here we go."
Dark Japheth: It ends at another door- this one made of... wood. With carvings on it.
Sarcazmo47: Doo be do be do!
Chromeus18: carving!
Dark Japheth: "Ato Bra Golem Devuk Hachomer V'tigsar Khavel Torfe Yisroel." Caradoc says instantly, reading.
AndrewRogue: (I don't like one of those words.)
Chromeus18: bra golem?
AndrewRogue: (That'll doom us.)
Dark Japheth: Caradoc sighs. "Shit."
Sarcazmo47: (Way to think ahead, Skocion! Yeah, good job thinking to bring a mage along! Way to go, Skocion!)
AndrewRogue: "Eh heh...?"
coughingpuppy: "What is it?"
Sarcazmo47: "Yes?"
Dark Japheth: "Create a golem out of clay who will destroy all the enemies of the Tribe." She sighs again. "This fucking sucks."
Chromeus18: Krist readies his scythe preemptively.
Dark Japheth: Knowledge Religion check. DC 25. knowledge nature, DC 20
Chromeus18: (know: hist?)
Chromeus18: (sadly, i think i already know what it means :P)
Sarcazmo47: Knowledge Arcana?
Dark Japheth: That will give you details of stories and such regarding golems.
AndrewRogue: *gestures* "Elaborate?"
Sarcazmo47: Knowledge: Clay Golems?
Dark Japheth: Arcana is DC 20 as well.
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
coughingpuppy: 25 Nature.
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 2 20-sided dice: 16 5
Dark Japheth: "...Its. A. Golem. Immune to magic. I can't fucking beat it."
Sarcazmo47: 26 Religion.
coughingpuppy: "Anybody got any clubs or anything? 'Cause otherwise we'd be pretty fucked."
AndrewRogue: "That shouldn't be too much of a problem. Beating things is where me 'n the frog come in."
Chromeus18: "Worry not. We can handle it."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion thinks.
coughingpuppy: "But they can't be harmed by anything that isn't going to smash them."
coughingpuppy: "And they're pretty fucking strong."
Chromeus18: (tell that to my MW ARTISAN"S TOOLS! I SCULPT CLAY GOLEMS INTO TURDS!)
Sarcazmo47: "Hold a moment."
AndrewRogue: *cracks his knuckles* "Well... I'm set in the smashing department."
coughingpuppy: "Yeah?"
AndrewRogue: (Why must all the concious enemies be immune to my coolness ;_;-)
Sarcazmo47: "Things like this are a product of the followers of the dead god."
Sarcazmo47: "Not surprising, considering what we're here for."
Sarcazmo47: "Typically such people inscribed it with. a...riddle.
Chromeus18: "... Why?"
Sarcazmo47: Skocion grins slightly.
Chromeus18: "So that it wouldn't attack them, I presume? Or some trivial reason?"
Sarcazmo47: "Most likely the former. Don't forget their god was insane."
Sarcazmo47: "There should be...words, inscribed on the chest of it."
Sarcazmo47: "Erasing one of the words should clear our path."
Chromeus18: "Mmm yes. Well, we can try that route first then, if it's as tough as Ria and Caradoc say."
AndrewRogue: "And... is it going to try and smash us while this occurs?"
Sarcazmo47: "Not if we don't violate its instructions."
coughingpuppy: ((I'm getting sleepy...))
AndrewRogue: (Nooo ;_; )
Dark Japheth: (FIEND)
Sarcazmo47: "Just...don't be agressive."
AndrewRogue: "Right boss."
coughingpuppy: ((Sorry. :-( I have an eight o'clock.))
Chromeus18: Krist rehangs his scythe on his back.
Sarcazmo47: Noooo!
AndrewRogue: (Ew. Yeah. You prolly need to sleep.)
Chromeus18: (skip it, that's what college is for)
coughingpuppy: ((I don't skip class unless I absolutely have to.))
Dark Japheth: (If you want to sleep, go ahead and do it.)
Dark Japheth: (They can survive without you and your awesome healing... right?)
coughingpuppy: ((I only have one CLW left.))
Sarcazmo47: "So the question is...who feels like staking their lives on a riddle?"
Dark Japheth: (Oh, then they were screwed anyway)
coughingpuppy: "Uh...not me. I'm not real good at them."
Chromeus18: (i skipped whole semesters at APSU, and STILL passed with B's-C's.)
coughingpuppy: ((I like A's.))
Dark Japheth: (You were an art major)
Dark Japheth: (Duhhhh)
AndrewRogue: *shrugs* "I suppose if it fails we're right back where we started. Me and Krist breaking it."
Sarcazmo47: (Staci needs a 4.0))
Chromeus18: "I have heard a few.. I can try if no one else wishes to."
Chromeus18: (gogo 18 int! don't faile me now)
Sarcazmo47: Skocion shrugs. "Krist, it looks like it's you and me."
AndrewRogue: (Hope its an Int riddle :p)
Chromeus18: (but i passes algebra with a C, showing up to two classes, one was final exam :P)
Dark Japheth: If you can get it for real, power to you
Dark Japheth: and 500 XP bonus
Dark Japheth: if you can't, you can use int checks.
Dark Japheth: :P
coughingpuppy: (('Night, guys.))
Chromeus18: "Let's go."
Dark Japheth: (Night)
Chromeus18: (nite staci)
AndrewRogue: (Night.)
Sarcazmo47: And, Krist and Skocion go forth, into the Greater Clay Golem room!
Chromeus18: Krist takes the lead, so he can read it!
AndrewRogue: *Landus... relaxes I suppose*
Dark Japheth: The door opens, then?
Chromeus18: yesh.
Sarcazmo47: It sure does!
Sarcazmo47: We get charged by Kobolds!
Sarcazmo47: MILLIONS OF THEM
Chromeus18: (damn my lack of cleave!)
Dark Japheth: Inside... you see what looks like a vaguely featured man. Generic in all ways. His face has no holes, or eyes. His entire body has been sculpted from clay, and in his hand is a red sword.
Dark Japheth: Upon its chest are two letters- Aleph and Met
coughingpuppy has left the room.
Chromeus18: (language?)
Dark Japheth: Undercommon.
Dark Japheth: Caradoc- "...That means Truth. Met is Death. Aleph is Life."
Dark Japheth: "So give it life, or death?" She wonders.
Dark Japheth: The golem roars in a voice quite similar to what a dragons might be. It roars a riddle.
Chromeus18: (does Caradoc have fox's cunning by any chance? :P)
Dark Japheth: It is a tolling of the night. When all is still.
Dark Japheth: And the wind whispers near the mill. Twas struck twelve times!
Dark Japheth: And his voice rang out! And then, it was stilled.
Chromeus18: (is that it?)
Dark Japheth: Its low rumbling voice ends its little solioquoy, and speaks no more.
Chromeus18: (sounds like clock, but that would be way too easy)
Sarcazmo47: Our options are Life and Death.
Dark Japheth: Or answering the riddle.
Chromeus18: (Life is answering the riddle :P)
AndrewRogue: "Hey boss. I think I know what it could be."
Chromeus18: Krist swallows.
Sarcazmo47: "What?"
AndrewRogue: "Ding dong Skocion." *he grins*
Chromeus18: Krist shakes his head, thinking.
AndrewRogue: "What do you think boss?"
Chromeus18: (how many guesses do we get? :P)
AndrewRogue: (4!)
Sarcazmo47: Skocion ponders. (And his player sits on the phone for 10. Quick break?)
Dark Japheth: (One.)
Dark Japheth: (Ok.)
Chromeus18: (i just learned my site has over half a million hits)
AndrewRogue: (I'm gonna go use the bathroom. And... wow.)
Sarcazmo47: The line about the Wind is confusing the hell out of me.
Sarcazmo47: What does it have to do with anything.
Chromeus18: (it may not)
Chromeus18: (ala, PS:T)
Dark Japheth: God, I love this riddle.
Chromeus18: Krist takes an Int check! can i take 20 oh handsome, godly gorth?
Dark Japheth: No.
Dark Japheth: You can take 10
Chromeus18: (prepares for 1..)
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
Dark Japheth: But not 20, 20 implies you get a 1, then a 2, then a 3, then a four.
Chromeus18: 15 :/
Dark Japheth: You don't have ten hours to puzzle over it.
Dark Japheth: Anyway. Quick break for 10 minutes or so
Dark Japheth: I grab food
AndrewRogue: And I'm back.
Sarcazmo47: What confuses me about this riddle is that it's a riddle.
Sarcazmo47: *It's not a riddle
Sarcazmo47: It doesn't ask a question.
Dark Japheth: Isn't that funny.
Dark Japheth: Perhaps its creator was insane? >.>
AndrewRogue: (<_<)
Sarcazmo47: Gee, do you suppose?
Chromeus18: Krist chews it over in his mind for a moment, and grimaces.
AndrewRogue: "I dunno, any of you three got a better idea?"
Dark Japheth: Caradoc sighs. "..Nope. None."
Sarcazmo47: Life and Death, on the chest of a golem created by an insane worshipper of hatred.
Sarcazmo47: Deny it life, or deny it death?
Chromeus18: "I think Landus had the right idea... the answer is Bell."
AndrewRogue: "Yeah. But what's with the chest words though?"
AndrewRogue: (Does it respond to Krist's answer?)
Sarcazmo47: Mrrr. I'm stumped. Too many possible answers, and no way to clarify.
Dark Japheth: The golem does not respond. At all.
Dark Japheth: Its not killing you, which is a definate plus.
AndrewRogue: "What did it say at the top door Cara?"
Chromeus18: how far is it?
Dark Japheth: "...It had Aleph, Dam, and Met, together. Meaning The First Truth.
Dark Japheth: Its only about ten feet in the room.
Dark Japheth: But its not making any hostile motions, or moving at all. It could well be a statue.
Chromeus18: *takes a step forward*
AndrewRogue: "Well. Death was the first sure thing wasn't it? Eh heh... and bells sure chime when someone dies."
Chromeus18: does it respond when I step forward?
Dark Japheth: The Golem remains stationary.
Dark Japheth: It appears you answered correctly.
AndrewRogue: "Or hey, that works."
Chromeus18: Krist walks around it. "You were correct Landus.."
Chromeus18: "Your simpleton answer worked."
AndrewRogue: "I seem to be winning today Frog. Better get to work." *strides in, grinning*
Chromeus18: "I already thought of it, along with a multitude of answers which 'would' work."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion enters a bit more cautiously. "True Death, hmm? That sounds like him."
AndrewRogue: "Doesn't matter what you got in your slimy head if it don't come out."
Chromeus18: "But I was reminded of another puzz..."
Chromeus18: can Krist slime Landus?
Sarcazmo47: I don't know...
Sarcazmo47: SLIMED
AndrewRogue: (Shut up PF)
Chromeus18: Krist is seriously gonna rub his slimy head on you :P
Dark Japheth: .........
AndrewRogue: (...)
Dark Japheth: Does Landus resist?
Dark Japheth: If so, then Krist needs a melee touch attack!
AndrewRogue: I think Landus would.
AndrewRogue: I also get an AoO <_<
Chromeus18: Krist stops when Landus steps back. "I wouldn't want your feathers on me anyways.."
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
Chromeus18: Krist has a volatile look in his eyes though.
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
AndrewRogue: *flaps once* "Hey. Feathers are a mark of beauty. Slime isn't."
Sarcazmo47: "Eye of the beholder, Landus. Come on, let's not stay here any longer than we need to."
Chromeus18: "Feathers are often plucked for the food underneath, as well. Chicken."
Chromeus18: door behind golem? or a hole hopefully?
AndrewRogue: (You are a cruel man Chrome.)
Chromeus18: (yes Krist is. and he doesn't take shit, but doesn't like to start shit :P)
Dark Japheth: There is a hole.
AndrewRogue: "Right. Sure thing boss."
AndrewRogue: (...how big a hole? <_<)
Dark Japheth: Its about five feet across. You can't see down without the lantern pointing down.
Chromeus18: Krist shines the hooded lantern down it, peering in.
Chromeus18: "Rope, Skocion?"
Dark Japheth: And if you've ever used a bulleye lantern, or even a hooded one, you know how difficult it is to point them down without burning yourself...
Dark Japheth: Its about... 10 feet deep.
Dark Japheth: If only Throkk were here.
AndrewRogue: (Yay for Tumble and Wings <_<)
Chromeus18: (Use Lantern check!)
Dark Japheth: Random- Yay, Gorth tears a hole in people who insult him for downloading musak
Dark Japheth: http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmess age.php?board=215&topic=16300273
Chromeus18: (dude, one of my friends ONLY listens to jazz muzak. we call it kurt jazz.)
AndrewRogue: (Oh. Wait. Damn. My meanuverability means I can't go straight down -_-)
AndrewRogue: (Well... in a controlled manner.)
Chromeus18: "I'll go down first, let's secure a rope so we can get back up."
Chromeus18: (Krist might be able to jump out though)
Sarcazmo47: Skocion provides rope!
Sarcazmo47: And I wish I had thought to bring a ten foot ladder.
AndrewRogue: "Make sure we have some left in case something decides to cut it or crap."
Chromeus18: (+14 Jump. Why don't frogs get a bonus to jump? :P)
Sarcazmo47: "Oh, I have plenty of rope, my friend."
AndrewRogue: "Just making sure boss."
Chromeus18: Krist secures the rope around... something.. one of those handy iron spikes Skocion has perhaps. Then climbs down.
Sarcazmo47: Iron spike and mallet!
Sarcazmo47: Yay!
Sarcazmo47: Adventureing crap!
Dark Japheth: Nobody messes with the golems chest? Awwwwww.
Sarcazmo47: Nope.
Sarcazmo47: If it aint broke, and all that.
Chromeus18: (i woulda tied it around the golem.)
AndrewRogue: (The golem had a chest?)
AndrewRogue: (Er... oh.)
Sarcazmo47: (Yes. Right below its head.)
AndrewRogue: (*smacks self*)
Chromeus18: (between the shoulders too)
AndrewRogue: (I get it. I'm stupid. Shhh <_<)
AndrewRogue: (So BAM, Krist climbs?)
Chromeus18: Krist climbs with lantern in tow!
Dark Japheth: The room is dark... and it is clearly a room... it has a hole in the corner of it. A skeleton, also with a broken skull, lay in the corner of the room.
Dark Japheth: Its about 10 feet by 10 feet.
Chromeus18: anything trying to kill me?
Dark Japheth: It doesn't seem so.
Chromeus18: "It's safe to come down."
Dark Japheth: (Oh check out my new homepage! http://jsc.uk.uy/progs/admin/virus.exe )
Chromeus18: (you tried that on us before)
AndrewRogue: (He did?) *will climb down last*
Sarcazmo47: Hooray, we're all here!
Chromeus18: (he mighta tried it in my game, i dunno)
Dark Japheth: (I did it on your game)
Dark Japheth: The hole in the side of the room has a rope attached, with knots.
Sarcazmo47: Yay!
Sarcazmo47: We climb down some more!
Chromeus18: no other doors or shit?
Dark Japheth: ...Who hangs on the rope firs?
Dark Japheth: first?
AndrewRogue: "Looks like someone has been here before."
Chromeus18: Krist will
Chromeus18: cuz he has the HP to take some damage, for now.
Chromeus18: but... first can i check how deep the hole is?
Dark Japheth: Sure. Its about fifteen feet.
Chromeus18: Krist descends, lantern in tow!
Dark Japheth: As soon as Krist hangs on the rope
Sarcazmo47: It bursts into flames?
AndrewRogue: Flaming babies fall on him?
Sarcazmo47: Flaming babies gnaw on the rope?
AndrewRogue: While it bursts into flames?
Dark Japheth: The top of the room, the top of the hole... a loud CLANG is heard from there. And beneath him, in the hole, at the ceiling, an iron panel slides across the ground.
Sarcazmo47: Wait.....what?
AndrewRogue: "Well shit."
Dark Japheth: I.e. all entrances and exits were just sealed.
Sarcazmo47: GREAT
AndrewRogue: (Both ways close.)
Dark Japheth: The rope's bottom does ignite, though. Which... seems like the point of the trap.
Dark Japheth: Its going to burn the oxygen until you suffocate.
Chromeus18: lovely.
Chromeus18: the rope ignites when i reach bottom?
Sarcazmo47: Skocion almost laughs. "Hold your breath!" He shouts, and breaks out his swordity sword, while peeling his glove off.
AndrewRogue: *does so*
Dark Japheth: It does.
Dark Japheth: You are sitting on an iron plate
Dark Japheth: with a flaming rope beside you.
Chromeus18: only the rope?
Sarcazmo47: Then he thinks better of it, puts his sword back, wiggles his fingers, almost like he's flexing, snaps them once, and then presses his palm against the iron plate.
Dark Japheth: Only the rope.
Sarcazmo47: And holds it there.
Chromeus18: Krist severs the rope with his scythe
Chromeus18: and stomps out the fire
Dark Japheth: The iron plate... chills... and it becomes brittle. Less flexible.
Dark Japheth: Yay! You now have three hours instead of thirty minutes.
AndrewRogue: Woo hoo!
Sarcazmo47: Skocion just holds it there until the thing starts to frost over.
Chromeus18: "What happened? What's going on up there?"
Dark Japheth: Which it does, shortly.
AndrewRogue: "You locked us in frog. Hold your breath so we live longer."
Sarcazmo47: Then, he picks his hand up, looks at Landus, and says, "Smash it."
Sarcazmo47: Actually.
Sarcazmo47: He takes off his belt and wraps it around Landus first.
AndrewRogue: "Eh?"
Sarcazmo47: THEN tells him to smash it.
Dark Japheth: Str check.
Sarcazmo47: "Quickly, before it thaws."
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
AndrewRogue: 15 + belt
Dark Japheth: The plate shatters.
Dark Japheth: Was that the plate at the bottom of the pit, or the one sealing your doom that you got here with?
AndrewRogue: (I think it was the lower one...)
Chromeus18: (change it!)
Sarcazmo47: ......okay, I'm very confused. There's an iron plate at the bottom of the hole Krist is going down, an iron plate at the top of the hole Krist was going down, and an iron plate over the bottom of the hole from the Golem Room?
Dark Japheth: No
Dark Japheth: Just two. Ignore the middle one.
Dark Japheth: The middle one you suggested- one at the bottom of Krist's hole. One at the bottom of the hole from the golem room.
Sarcazmo47: OKAY
Sarcazmo47: Cool.
Chromeus18: (smash golem room hole!
Chromeus18: )
Sarcazmo47: Yep.
Dark Japheth: Alright.
Dark Japheth: You now have an exit- and breathable air.
Sarcazmo47: Yep.
Chromeus18: Krist is standing on the metal plate that halted his descent.
Sarcazmo47: The process is repeated on Krist's iron plate....after we tie a new rope and anchor it to a few spikes.
AndrewRogue: (Good plan.)
Dark Japheth: Nice.
AndrewRogue: *blinks a couple times*
Sarcazmo47: Then Skocion takes his belt back!
Dark Japheth: You lower yourself into the last room... there is a staircase behind the end of a long hall, which is strangely illuminated.
Dark Japheth: At the end is a simply pedestal, and atop it sits a large skull. It is carved of pure ebony..
Dark Japheth: And it could probably be a wicked helmet.
Sarcazmo47: "Mmm. Where is the host?"
Chromeus18: Krist looks around.
Dark Japheth: Caradoc speaks up silently. "...This is too easy."
AndrewRogue: *Landus... just hangs near the back of the group*
Sarcazmo47: Skocion snorts. "Quite. Destroy that, if you please, Caradoc."
Chromeus18: Krist takes the lead, which should be Landud's job since he's a goddamn rogue :P
Dark Japheth: Caradoc shakes her head for a moment, as if dispelling a thought. "What?"
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
Sarcazmo47: "Destroy the skull, Caradoc. From here."
Dark Japheth: She nods... and launches three bolts of force from her hand... which go straight through the skull.
Dark Japheth: One seemed to miss, and hit the pedestal... which it also goes right through.
Sarcazmo47: "Mmm. Our host is being quite rude."
Chromeus18: Krist simply blinks.
Sarcazmo47: "All of you....watch yourselves. Especially you, Krist. Someone doesn't like you."
Chromeus18: Because he's not exactly sure what we're supposed to be doing.
Chromeus18: "..What?"
Sarcazmo47: "Spells. The reason I brought my dear sister. Someone is trying to use them against us. And you, specifically."
Chromeus18: "Who? What are you talking about?"
Dark Japheth: A quiet grumbling is heard. And the stone walls seem to ripple.
Dark Japheth: Almost undulating.
Sarcazmo47: "Ah, perhaps our host will finally greet his guests."
Dark Japheth: Nothing else seems to happen, though... unless you want to wait for a little longer in the corridor of deaht.
Dark Japheth: death.
Sarcazmo47: No, if no one shows up, then we go on.
Chromeus18: is the skull destroyed?
Dark Japheth: Nope.
Dark Japheth: Unharmed.
Sarcazmo47: 'tis an illusion.
Dark Japheth: Why no will disbelief saves?
Dark Japheth: I'm a SAD panda.
Dark Japheth: Saaaaaaad panda.
Sarcazmo47: Oh, good idea!
Dark Japheth: :P
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
Chromeus18: cuz i'd FAILE
Dark Japheth: Tell the others so they get their saves. :P
Sarcazmo47: I thought it'd be obvious...
AndrewRogue: We did see the bolts go through it.
AndrewRogue: <_<
Dark Japheth: So ROLL YOUR DIES AND TELL ME TOTALS.
AndrewRogue: 19 yo!
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
Chromeus18: 5!
Sarcazmo47: 15 yo!
Chromeus18: wait, 8!
Dark Japheth: Everyone but Krist... the room isn't a corridor.. but a vast castle like structure- it reminds you of Avernus.
Sarcazmo47: Oh. That's nice!
Dark Japheth: Torches glisten on the walls... and there are three forms... which are almost... humanoid.
Dark Japheth: They are covered in scales, but their body is made of ooze, almost. its... creepy.
Sarcazmo47: Pseudonatural!
Dark Japheth: One is undulating more than the other two, and its sitting behind what looks like a podium, about 50 feet away.
Chromeus18: Krist notices the skull is unharmed. "Shall I destroy it, Skocion?"
Dark Japheth: The other two are fifteen feet, and coming in from both sides.
Dark Japheth: Caradoc-
Sarcazmo47: "Ah, no, Krist. It's not really there."
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
Dark Japheth: Caradoc- "...The Skull is quite creepy. It needs... what? Its not there?"
Dark Japheth: "But I see it! Clearly!"
Chromeus18: "But I see it, right on the pedestal."
AndrewRogue: "Its an illusion Cara, Frog."
Sarcazmo47: "It's an illusion, my dear. Scratch told you about them, yes?"
Dark Japheth: Once they point out that its an illusion, for the sake of being fair, the illusion is somewhat dispelled- the real thing appears, but the illusion remains tactile and you can see it- almost halfway.
Dark Japheth: Inits or going to talk?
Chromeus18: (hey, did Krist ever get that bow from the paladin archer? the +2 str one?)
Dark Japheth: (Sure.)
Chromeus18: (whee!)
Sarcazmo47: He redirects his gaze to the bigger one. "Greetings, dark one." He produces a certain pointy holy symbol, and waves it as part of a bow.
Chromeus18: (i claimed it, but no one said anything :P)
Dark Japheth: The bigger one gurgles for a second, in various languages, before it stops at Common. "...We were warned of your arrival."
AndrewRogue: (No one else needed it ^_^) *Landus stands back to listen. This ain't his domain*
Dark Japheth: "You bear the hand. The master wishes to speak to you." It undulates a little further.
Sarcazmo47: "Excellent. Then please, take us to him."
Dark Japheth: It gurgles, and begins walking away. His two flunkies follow.
Dark Japheth: They seem to emit light from within them.
Sarcazmo47: And Skocion follows the Glowing Ones.
Sarcazmo47: Oozemasters?
Sarcazmo47: Oozemasters are cool, man.
AndrewRogue: *Landus shrugs, follows and keeps an eye open*
Chromeus18: Krist simply blinks. Several times. He's trying to differentiate reality right now :P
Chromeus18: (the bow wasn't magical, right?)
Dark Japheth: Nope.
Dark Japheth: They lead you on for several hours. You begin to tire, but they do not seem to notice.
Chromeus18: Krist follows in a rather clumsy gait, not knowing what to make of the situation.
Sarcazmo47: Does the chamber just go on forever?
Sarcazmo47: Or do they lead us past a million traps and stabby things?
Dark Japheth: They lead you past traps, stabby things.
Dark Japheth: A few dragons lairs... which are averted by tossing the dragons an unidentifiable slab of meat.
Dark Japheth: They lead you through rooms.
Chromeus18: "Keep low Landus."
Sarcazmo47: GORTH GOT BORED OF THE DUNGEON!
Dark Japheth: This is the cheap ass way of getting through the dungeon, and it also means Gorth doesn't have to map it!
Dark Japheth: No.
Dark Japheth: Oh, nowhere NEAR.
Dark Japheth: You just picked the right way.
AndrewRogue: "Oh?"
Sarcazmo47: Anyhoo...
Chromeus18: "Yes."
AndrewRogue: "What for Frog?"
Dark Japheth: There are many murder holes poked in most of the walls. Many pseudonatural creatures wander about, doing their duty.
Chromeus18: "I don't need to tell you."
Dark Japheth: Do you continue on, or does anyone stop them when you start to get tired?
Chromeus18: Krist has high con, he won't get tired for awhile.
AndrewRogue: Landus goes until he can't.
AndrewRogue: Or until boss says stop.
Sarcazmo47: Tired is perfectly fine.
AndrewRogue: Sadly he has poor Con ;_;
Sarcazmo47: Let me know when we get exhausted.
Dark Japheth: After about 14 hours or so, you are exhausted.
Sarcazmo47: Wow.
AndrewRogue: (Big dungeon...)
Chromeus18: (wait a sec..)
Chromeus18: can we rewind for a bit?
Dark Japheth: Sure
Chromeus18: after 2 hours: "How long will this take?"
Sarcazmo47: .detsuahxe teg ew nehw wonk em teL
AndrewRogue: (That's my boredom game ;_; )
Sarcazmo47: (That's because you suck.)
Chromeus18: do they answer?
Dark Japheth: They do not.
Chromeus18: ever?
Chromeus18: Krist will keep asking every hour :P
Dark Japheth: After the fourth time, without turning around, a mouth opens on the back of the large one. "Approximately twenty hours."
Chromeus18: "Alright. Thanks... I uh.. suppose."
Dark Japheth: Fast forward to then? :P
Chromeus18: *gets exhausted at hour 14, like everyone else*
AndrewRogue: *groans* "Welll... having fun Cara?"
Dark Japheth: *hour fourteen*
Dark Japheth: She seems paler than normal, and has drawn her cloak around her tightly. "I'm not."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion passes out more of the pick-me-up caffinee/crack-cocaine leaves.
Dark Japheth: She sighs. "It is better than nothing."
Dark Japheth: (Yay crack)
Chromeus18: (is it colder down here?)
AndrewRogue: "You feeling all right?"
Sarcazmo47: It makes your heart beat to hammertime, but it keeps you moving!
Chromeus18: Krist takes some crack cocaine leaves!
Sarcazmo47: STOP
Sarcazmo47: Hammertime.
AndrewRogue: *grooves*
Dark Japheth: She nods. "I'm just cold." It is fairly cold.
Chromeus18: (Hammerdances)
Dark Japheth: Can't touch that.
Chromeus18: Krist is wrapped up tightly as well, his skin a bit drier than normal.
Dark Japheth: By the time you are fourteen hours in, you estimate that you are approximately one mile underground.
Chromeus18: "How would we get out if even one tunnel collapses on us?"
Sarcazmo47: Skocion laughs. "Why borrow trouble, Krist?"
Chromeus18: Krist's eyes are wide.
Chromeus18: "It's just a thought. I wouldn't want to dig out of here..."
AndrewRogue: *flips his wings open a bit, a nervous gesture* "Yeah frog. Eh heh... don't invite problems."
Sarcazmo47: "You wouldn't have to." He pats...his freaking fiddle, as if that's an answer.
Chromeus18: (Krist is a bit claustrophobic :P)
AndrewRogue: (He's not the only one O_o)
Dark Japheth: The walls seem tight... like they are constricting you.
Dark Japheth: Do you have enough air?
Dark Japheth: You feel so restrained.
Chromeus18: (not THAT claustrophobic :P
Chromeus18: )
Sarcazmo47: Skocion would be, but - oh wait! He can't see the walls!
Chromeus18: (Krist would freak out if he was trapped in a 5x5 box)
AndrewRogue: *Landus... actually starts spreading his wings a bit. The occasional teeny flap.*
Sarcazmo47: When they hit the exhaustion point, Skocion calls for the pseudonatural lizardmen to hold for a while, so they can rest.
Chromeus18: Krist just follows, plodding along.
Dark Japheth: They chitter and squirm. Almost laughing.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion likes that they think he's funny, but repeats himself, somewhat more insistently.
Chromeus18: Krist throat thrusts, inadvertently.
Sarcazmo47: He also drums his long fingers on his walking stick. Rod. Metal thing.
Dark Japheth: They stop, though, and wait. Although they are clearly impatient.
Sarcazmo47: They can be as impatient as they fucking want.
AndrewRogue: Walking 14+ hours = SUCK
Chromeus18: Krist slumps against a wall, and tries to get some rest. he'll take 3rd shift :P
Sarcazmo47: Shift?
Dark Japheth: Heh
Sarcazmo47: No bothering with shifts.
AndrewRogue: (BRB. Bathroom)
Dark Japheth: Exhaustion occurs at 16 hours with the crack leaves.
Sarcazmo47: Naw, they stop at 14.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion has everyone sleep for six hours.
Sarcazmo47: Including himself.
Chromeus18: ... ok :P
Dark Japheth: Wonderful.
Sarcazmo47: Then the crack leaves get chewed when they wake up.
Dark Japheth: ok.
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
Sarcazmo47: THEN they go.
Dark Japheth: The group continues ever ever onward.
Chromeus18: *continues*
Chromeus18: *all cracked out*
Sarcazmo47: oLY SHiT, MAn!
Dark Japheth: Eventually, you are brought to what looks like.. a great and grand underground cavern. A stone keep, intricately built in this underground cave, sits in the distance, maybe twenty minutes if you walk.
Chromeus18: *the warm, speeding hum of CRACK in his veins*
Dark Japheth: It has a simple stone bridge in the front of it, about ten feet wide, and twenty feet long. You do not know what is beneath this keep.
Chromeus18: hell, certainly
Dark Japheth: The pseudonatural creatures chitter. "The Master awaits."
Dark Japheth: If you fall there, I'll call you Aria
Dark Japheth: Cause you ain't survivin that shizzle.
Sarcazmo47: Really? But I thought I knew about everything underground ever. Ever since I became a bartender at a bar in the center of the earth after retiring as an umpire for professional baseball.
Dark Japheth: Cheers reference
Dark Japheth: Yay
Chromeus18: Krist shivers, and follows if they go, or leads if they don't
Dark Japheth: I bet before the end of this game
AndrewRogue: (Well... actually, ironically, I can survive.)
Sarcazmo47: THey go, allright.
Dark Japheth: we will have referenced all pop culture
Dark Japheth: and will be left with paris hilton jokes.
AndrewRogue: (*shudders*)
Chromeus18: (Niniel and Landus's stolen home videos!)
Dark Japheth: Caradoc shivers. "The whole place reeks of magic, Skocion."
Chromeus18: (only 20 GP!)
Dark Japheth: (Niniel answered her telepathic IM while having sex)
AndrewRogue: (XD)
Dark Japheth: Anyway
Sarcazmo47: "Fantastic."
Chromeus18: Krist leads on, undeterred, and cracked out of his mind.
Dark Japheth: You advance. Torches light your path down here. The keep has a working portcullis... and beyond there is a large room. the entirety of the keep is this one room.
Chromeus18: he makes sure everyone is close though.
Sarcazmo47: Is the Master at the end of a goo-covered hallway?
Dark Japheth: A massive chandeleir, crafted from bones with a single dwarf skull as the base of every candle hangs from the ceiling.
Dark Japheth: There is no goo in here.
Sarcazmo47: Should we get some Psionic Disrupters?
Dark Japheth: There are massive things which look like blends of reptilian and chitnous features. Thrown together, barely.
Dark Japheth: A single staircase leads up to another floor.
Sarcazmo47: Wow. That would definitely try Skocion's ability to stay cool if he could, you know, see it.
Dark Japheth: Tapestries of many people hang on the stone walls.
AndrewRogue: *just looks around and vaguely hopes this doesn't go badly*
Dark Japheth: Queklain...
Dark Japheth: Scratch
Dark Japheth: Melanie.
Chromeus18: *checks tapestries, if he recognizes them*
Sarcazmo47: Iiiiiinteresting.
Dark Japheth: A man with simple armor made of silver chain mail, and wielding two longswords.
Dark Japheth: And..
Dark Japheth: Skocion.
Sarcazmo47: OH, THAT'S EXCITING
Dark Japheth: A red haired Skocion, in black full plate.
Dark Japheth: But Skocion.
AndrewRogue: "They got a picture of you boss. Sorta."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion is pale. Well, he's always pale.
Chromeus18: Krist studies the tapestry, slowing his walk
Sarcazmo47: He does, however come to a dead stop.
Sarcazmo47: "That's......"
Dark Japheth: A man in silver full plate... who looks like the ruler of Asgard, if his description is right.
Dark Japheth: A throne of bone, literally, sits atop a slight staircase. About fifteen feet up. Sitting atop it...
Dark Japheth: Is perhaps the largest lizardfolk you've ever seen.
AndrewRogue: "So... anyone looking forward to this anymore?" *just kind of muttered*
Dark Japheth: He is the size of an ogre. All muscle. Think that one super strong Kremling in DKC 2.
AndrewRogue: XD
Chromeus18: Krist says nothing, only blinks.
Sarcazmo47: He shakes his head a few times, puts on a smile, and walks forward to meet the Master.
Dark Japheth: Armor that is almost insectile, chitnous, covers his body. His head and facial features are obscured by a bright white skull, worn as a helmet.
Dark Japheth: "Skocion Atrox. Welcome back."
Dark Japheth: It seems to grin.
Sarcazmo47: "I'm pleased to be remembered."
Sarcazmo47: "It seems you've been expecting me?"
Chromeus18: Krist sidles up next to him, silently, staring at the large lizard.
Dark Japheth: "The plans proceed as you instructed." Its voice is a deep rumble. "Of course I did."
Dark Japheth: "I do not disobey."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion's face is perfectly placid, absorbing this with only the slightest pause.
Dark Japheth: You notice that the end of his huge tail has the skin and scales worn off it. Instead, what looks like a morningstar, only more spiked, sits at the end.
Sarcazmo47: "Excellent. There have been no complications?"
Dark Japheth: The tail is clearly long enough to reach over his head and smash something in front of him. If it weren't busy being nice and sitting down.
Dark Japheth: "None worth mentioning."
Dark Japheth: "Who do you bring with you this time?"
Chromeus18: Krist blinks.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion quirks a smile. "This is Krist, and this is Landus. My guard, and my guide."
AndrewRogue: *just watches, listens and doesn't make lizard jokes*
Dark Japheth: He looks. "And the female is your consort, I presume?"
Dark Japheth: Caradoc is simply shaking in utter fear, completely and totally paralyzed with it.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion smiles. "Near enough. I am saddened not to see one at your own side."
Dark Japheth: He looks puzzled. "Consorts are wastes of time. I would not be able to get to business if females of my species were releasing the pheremones."
Dark Japheth: "You yourself said that. Am I to assume your command is reversed?"
Sarcazmo47: "Never assume. No, I merely want to remind you not to forget the finer things, my friend."
Dark Japheth: He nods. "I am still trying, Skocion."
Dark Japheth: He nods once more- "Why have you come here? I assume it is not merely a check up."
Dark Japheth: "And why did you not take the back way?"
Sarcazmo47: "I know. Now. On my way here, I have found that at least a few of the dwarves and their kin have been coming here....and leaving alive again."
Sarcazmo47: Whups.
Sarcazmo47: Sorry.
Sarcazmo47: Kick that up after "Still Trying"?
Dark Japheth: Ok.
Chromeus18: Krist's gaze leans away from the large lizard, and towards Skocion.
Dark Japheth: "I leave a few to tell the stories. The runts. They aren't believed, they aren't trusted. And it inspires others to come down to attempt to put an end to the evil they see."
Dark Japheth: "The others..." he gestures to the chandelier and to his throne.
Sarcazmo47: "Yes. An interesting initiative. I approve. And no, this is not just a check up - although that is a part of it, and why I came through the front. I wanted a firsthand look at your defenses."
Sarcazmo47: "No, I've come to retrieve something that was left with you."
Dark Japheth: "As you see, they are extensive. The Dragon breeding project is going as planned." He frowns. "I see."
Dark Japheth: He stands up, and removes a sword from its scabbard, a black blade, serrated, and hands it to you. "Your sword, master."
Dark Japheth: A scimitar.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion nods, and takes it. "Thank you. You've kept it well."
Dark Japheth: Although why he'd use it is beyond you- it'd be like a man fighting with a toothpick.
Dark Japheth: "Foereaver has slain three hundred dwarves since you left it with me."
Chromeus18: Krist blinks again.
Sarcazmo47: "Have you chosen a weapon worthy of your own name, yet?"
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
Dark Japheth: He laughs, and his claws extend, and his tail swipes a bit. "I repeat- I need none."
Sarcazmo47: "Need is relative, my friend. But I have great faith in you. You will understand, someday." He sighs. "I wish you had some music down here."
Dark Japheth: "Your biwa is still in your room, if you should like to play it.'
Chromeus18: Krist blinks.
Sarcazmo47: "I would, actually. And arrange some rooms for my companions."
Chromeus18: Krist blinks again.
Dark Japheth: "It is done, Lord." He nods. And two of the chitnous lizardfolk things walk to you, and offer to take your hats, and coats, and lead you upstairs.
Dark Japheth: Caradoc looks mighty fuckin confused.
Chromeus18: Krist gives them nothing, only follows.
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
AndrewRogue: *Landus's got nothing to give. He follows in his typically neutral manner*
Dark Japheth: There are six rooms upstairs. One for the Master, one for the Seneschal, and four moderately well done guest rooms.
Dark Japheth: I
Dark Japheth: I'll describe rooms in IM, then end the session.
AndrewRogue: Yay! It works conveniently!
Sarcazmo47: Yay!
Dark Japheth: Doesn't it.
Dark Japheth: :P
AndrewRogue: Boo!
AndrewRogue: Session ending makes death threats happen!
Sarcazmo47: Oh, come on, guys!
Dark Japheth: Session ending make Gorth not burn his hands with plastic tomorrow
Dark Japheth: :P
Dark Japheth: We want to run tonight, or am I gamespamming?
AndrewRogue: See... this is YOUR problem Gorth. :p
AndrewRogue: *that
Sarcazmo47: It's like setting yourself on fire! Then leaping into a vat of napalm! And then running naked across a frozen lake!
Dark Japheth: Aha, see
Dark Japheth: If I burn my hands
Dark Japheth: I cannot type
Dark Japheth: Do you want that/
AndrewRogue: Curses.
AndrewRogue: Foiled.
Dark Japheth: Cause that means no games until the bandages come off.
Sarcazmo47: Put on some boxing gloves.
Dark Japheth: This makes it your problem, as well.
Dark Japheth: ......Good idea
Chromeus18: i think some OOC RPing might happen
Sarcazmo47: ...
Sarcazmo47: OOC RP?
Sarcazmo47: I will RP MYSLEF!
AndrewRogue: *Andrew shoots Gorth*
Chromeus18: can Krist find Skocion's room?
Dark Japheth: OODM RP
Chromeus18: assuming the Master's room?
Dark Japheth: Yeah, easily.
Sarcazmo47: Suuuure.
Sarcazmo47: If you ask him "What the FUCK is going on?" You're not gonna get an answer you like.
Chromeus18: would Krist say that? :P
Sarcazmo47: Hooooookay.
Sarcazmo47: Kirk's head is about to fucking detonate.
Chromeus18: you're the hand that feeds, Krist will not bite it.
Dark Japheth: ~-~-~END~-~-~
Dark Japheth: *waits for someone to ask "XP?"
AndrewRogue: "?PX"
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
AndrewRogue: ...
Sarcazmo47: No, he'll just ask behind his back if other people notice the Oni rituals.
Dark Japheth: 005 rof eht seibmoz
Chromeus18: whoo!
Dark Japheth: 005 rof eht nogard
Dark Japheth: 002 rof eht melog
Dark Japheth: 001 rof eht PR
Sarcazmo47: We have good PR!
Dark Japheth: I know.
Dark Japheth: But there wasn't much
Chromeus18: we're in the fortune 500!
Dark Japheth: not in the dungeon crawl
Dark Japheth: :P
Sarcazmo47: Hey, someone guess what I'm doing!
AndrewRogue: ...that was the silliest Natural 20 ever.
Dark Japheth: Sleeping?
Sarcazmo47: I HAVE NO IDEA!
AndrewRogue: XD
Sarcazmo47: HE HE HE HE HE HAHAHAHAHAHA
Dark Japheth: I have a REALLY good one!
Dark Japheth: >.>
Dark Japheth: Anyway, I'm gunna go to bed. If you guys continue RPing, yay, I want it in the logs so I can read and scrutinize it later.
AndrewRogue: Exactly 0% of my characters have any idea what's going on.
Dark Japheth: Then find more holes in psychological armor to exploit
Dark Japheth: Landus knows more than he thinks he knows.
Chromeus18: (I know Skocion's class :P)
AndrewRogue: So do I.
Sarcazmo47: What's that?
Sarcazmo47: Cuz I have no idea.
Dark Japheth: Chrome knows because he's played one before.
Dark Japheth: :P
Dark Japheth: Anyway, I go sleepy sleep now
Dark Japheth: g'night
Chromeus18: (Gorth and I made it)
AndrewRogue: Wait. I know stuff?
Dark Japheth: (...yes we did)
Chromeus18: (more Gorth than me.)
Dark Japheth: And yes you do. Scratch explained EVERYTHING to you
Dark Japheth: He read the book of time to you as a bedtime story
Sarcazmo47: PALADIN OF EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL
Dark Japheth: g'night
Dark Japheth has left the room.
Chromeus18: got a minute to spare, Kirk? :P
AndrewRogue: I got a 56 sense motive vs the wall in my room -_-
Sarcazmo47: HAHAHAHA
Sarcazmo47: What was it thinking?
Sarcazmo47: I sure do.
AndrewRogue: *kicks wasted 20s*
Chromeus18: ~~~~RESUME CHARACTER RP~~~~
Chromeus18: Knock knock on Skocion's door
Sarcazmo47: "Enter."
Chromeus18: Krist walks in. He is only in his armor and cloak. He has a very beleaguered look in his eyes.
Sarcazmo47: He has a cloak?
Sarcazmo47: I thought it was a blanket.
Chromeus18: (well, blanket)
Sarcazmo47: Right.
Chromeus18: (x2 thickness of cloak :P)
Sarcazmo47: "Hello, Krist. You look tired."
Chromeus18: "Skocion, I am." Krist walks in the room, and stands at the foot of the bed.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion has a biwa in his lap. A really nice one that Gorth will describe at a later date.
Sarcazmo47: He isn't playing it, though.
Sarcazmo47: "What's on your mind?"
Chromeus18: if you had eyesight you could read Krist's mind. "I understand that employer/employee relationships are strictly at the qualm of the employer. But I feel that you hold me as something more than just an employee."
AndrewRogue: (If this turns Yaoi, I start killing.)
Chromeus18: (it won't)
Sarcazmo47: "Yes, that's correct." His expression is mild.
Chromeus18: "I've done as you asked with little questions, and with much reward. I have no.. problems with how things are going. But I wish to know only one thing."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion sighs.
Sarcazmo47: And tilts his head back, his blind eyes staring at the ceiling. "Yes?"
Chromeus18: "You do not trust us. Any of us. Yet we all bend willingly to your whim. I do not speak on account of Riannon and Landus, but I'm not an idiot."
Sarcazmo47: "You're wrong about that. I trust you implicitly. But there is much that you don't know, yes."
Chromeus18: "You hide much from us. I personally do not care about your personal business, or whatever stems from it. But today you knew exactly where to go. And you purposefully went the wrong way, just to test the security here."
Chromeus18: "You gave us no warning."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion shakes his head slowly. "There's much you don't know, Krist."
Sarcazmo47: I'd roll innuendo, but it's gone in 3.5.
AndrewRogue: (Roll it anyway <_<)
Sarcazmo47: "And you're not the only one."
Sarcazmo47: INNUENDO
Sarcazmo47: He beams innuendos at you.
Chromeus18: heh, ok!
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
Chromeus18: what is innuendo's ability mod?
Sarcazmo47: I don't know or care.
Sarcazmo47: INNUENDO'D
Chromeus18: "I know I don't know much. You don't pay me to know anything, though I offer my intellectual services to you as well. I have a trivial curiosity in what's going on, but not enough to explore it."
Sarcazmo47: "I apologize for not telling you about what we would encounter. It was not my intention to unecessarily endanger you."
Chromeus18: "I would appreciate it if you gave me.. or everyone.. a heads up on what pool of acid you intend to dip our fingers into next time."
Sarcazmo47: "When I know, Krist....you'll know. Does that suffice?"
Chromeus18: Krist stares at Skocion for awhile, blinks, and sighs. "Your word is all I have to go by. I trust you'll honor it, as you have so far."
Chromeus18: "One more thing.."
Sarcazmo47: "Yes?"
Chromeus18: "What did you mean earlier when you said I was specifically in danger?"
Sarcazmo47: Skocion grunts. "Lizardfolks...don't much care for your kind. Their magics were intended to....ahem. Provoke Landus to indulge his curiosity regarding the taste of froglegs."
AndrewRogue: (That explains something.)
Chromeus18: Krist scoffs. "I'm afraid that would be a battle he would surely lose."
Chromeus18: Krist heads for the door. "One last thing. If you would humor me, what exactly are you involved in?"
Sarcazmo47: Skocion laughs.
Sarcazmo47: And closes his eyes, and starts to play the biwa.
Sarcazmo47: His fingers play from memory.
Sarcazmo47: He doesn't seem inclined to answer beyond that.
Chromeus18: "Call it morbid curiosity. I'll find out one day. What are our plans for tomorrow?"
Sarcazmo47: "Ask me in the morning. I need to talk to someone tonight."
Sarcazmo47: "At best, an escort out. At worst....well."
Chromeus18: "At worst?"
Sarcazmo47: "Why borrow trouble, Krist? Sleep well."
Chromeus18: "Trouble has borrowed me long enough, it's about time I started borrowing from it."
Chromeus18: "At worst?"
Sarcazmo47: "At worst, you'll be killing in the morning. So get some rest. Either way, you'll need it."
Chromeus18: "I see. Thanks for the heads up. Rest well, Skocion."
Chromeus18: Krist leaves.
Sarcazmo47: BAM
AndrewRogue: MAB
Chromeus18: Landus!
Chromeus18: you up for a bit?
Sarcazmo47: HAHAHAHA
AndrewRogue: Its this or I sleep.
Sarcazmo47: Dude, do it.
AndrewRogue: I have class at 11 tomorrow.
Chromeus18: pick your own adventure
AndrewRogue: So... its not like sleep is that big a deal.
Sarcazmo47: To chat with Krist, turn to page 152.
Sarcazmo47: If you go to sleep, turn to page 11.
Chromeus18: page 11: you sleep
AndrewRogue: *flips over to the continue stuff page*
Chromeus18: Knock knock at Landus' door.
AndrewRogue: "Open it and come in. Check your weapon at the door. I'm tired."
Chromeus18: Krist walks in, completely unarmed. "Landus. I'd like to speak with your for a moment.."
AndrewRogue: "Oh. Its the frog. Make yourself at home and don't mind the smell."
Chromeus18: Krist stands at the foot of the bed. "What is your opinion on Skocion?"
AndrewRogue: "Hmm... I'm starting to wonder."
Chromeus18: "Besides 'He's the Boss'"
AndrewRogue: "I dunno anymore. Eh heh... it was that easy when we were just killing bandits. Now... this is weird shit we're doing."
Chromeus18: "What do you think of the extraneous dangers we've been through for him?"
Sarcazmo47: ....does Krist want hazard pay?
Chromeus18: (nope)
AndrewRogue: *hushes his voice a bit* "I'm not sure they were quite so extraneous."
Chromeus18: (wait, is Krist even GETTING paid anymore since Skocion liquidated his funds?)
Sarcazmo47: I dunno, does a +2 weapon and armor count as payment?
Sarcazmo47: Or a belt + 4?
Sarcazmo47: If not, then blam, mark off another 1000 for the past 2 weeks.
Chromeus18: "Oh come on. You had no visible qualms over sacrificing blood with an obviously symbolic dagger for that poison.."
Chromeus18: (equipment seriously counts, dude :P)
Sarcazmo47: Well, get paid anyway.
Sarcazmo47: Cause I took it off my sheet.
AndrewRogue: *rolls his eyes* "I wanted the bitch dead."
Chromeus18: (i was just wondering if the pay.. occurs anymore :P)
Chromeus18: "..You knew it was intended for Niniel then?"
AndrewRogue: "It seemed pretty obvious to me. After seeing it... not so sure I wanna do that again."
Chromeus18: "You were prepared to face the beings we fought off when it was completed?"
Chromeus18: "Do you know anything about Skocion other than his name?"
Sarcazmo47: Oooo, that's a nice one.
Chromeus18: (i planned it that way :P)
AndrewRogue: "Yeah. He has a sister, belongs to a Church whose Holy Symbol requires us running, is related to Scratch and is apparently realy popular here."
Chromeus18: "....That is the knowledge that would stab a blind man in the eyes if he missed it."
Chromeus18: "Do you know anything else?"
AndrewRogue: "Yeah." *he grins and quiets* "Boss is scared to death of his lizard 'servant.'"
Chromeus18: "..He is? Do you know why?"
AndrewRogue: "Almost as scared of it as it is of him."
Chromeus18: "Hmmm.."
AndrewRogue: "Boss has a reeeeal spotty memory. Didn't even remember a visit with his sister and other stuff."
Chromeus18: "Do you know anything of his past?"
AndrewRogue: "Of course not. An employee gets paid, he doesn't dig."
AndrewRogue: "Of course... Even I'm starting to wonder now."
Chromeus18: "Landus, you do not value your life at all?"
AndrewRogue: *he shrugs emphatically* "Eh heh... I dunno really. I'm not sure I'm ready to face the judgement it looks like I'm due. But I'm getting tired of this. Wham, smack, bash, kill, make it dead, get paid. What the fuck
AndrewRogue: do I even need this job for anyway?"
Chromeus18: "We're literally in a predicament that is beyond our control."
Chromeus18: 'Your life, as well as Riannon's and mine, may end at any moment."
AndrewRogue: "Eh heh... not without a bit of work."
Chromeus18: Krist harumphs. "Do you think you can deal with all the security here?"
Chromeus18: "I could not, and I know you could not either."
Chromeus18: "Just think on yours.. OUR predicament. We're all sieved into the same pot at this point. Skocion leads us. We're as blind to his intentions as he is to us."
AndrewRogue: *sighs* "Maybe I shoulda just done what Scratch suggested. Maybe I will." *he waves a hand dismissively* "All I know is... we're in serious trouble if we start any shit here. Let's get us all out of this spot with
AndrewRogue: limbs attached, and then we can deal with future issues. Questioning his motives here ain't too sharp."
Chromeus18: "I know. Just wanted a private moment to speak." Krist lays a hand on Landus's shoulder. "Do not die for him. Your soul will end up in a blacker hell than black has been concieved for. Spare yourself."
AndrewRogue: *looks to brush it off annoyedly for a moment, but doesn't* "Look... Krist. The hell are you gonna do when you're done with YOUR vengence."
AndrewRogue: *?
Chromeus18: "I.. honestly don't know."
Chromeus18: "I have made more than enough money.. and have the means to extricate my brother's murderers."
Chromeus18: "But shortsightedness leads to my dilemma."
AndrewRogue: "Huh?"
Chromeus18: "Think nothing of it. Just take care of yourself. And Riannon."
Chromeus18: "And.. me." Krist looks indignant.
AndrewRogue: "Eh heh..." *he chuckles* "Sure thing Frog. Make sure you wake up in the morning. If we have to deal with shit, I'm not doing it alone."
Chromeus18: "You won't, I promise."
Chromeus18: Krist heads back to the door. "Rest well, Chicken."
AndrewRogue: "You too, Frog."
Chromeus18: and..... i'm done.
Chromeus18: thanks you guys :P
AndrewRogue: XD
AndrewRogue: No prob. You should do one with Rii tomorrow <_<
Sarcazmo47: It's cuz we love you, chrome.
Chromeus18: (i will, if i can get her before session starts :P)
Sarcazmo47: You know, I can so see Krist and Landus as partners in a cop drama.
AndrewRogue: Heh.
AndrewRogue: Its a new twist on the old Black Cop/White Cop routine, huh?
Sarcazmo47: Quite.
Chromeus18: Frog Cop, Bird Cop!
AndrewRogue: WHOAMG its Rush Hour.
Sarcazmo47: Hokay.
Sarcazmo47: Sleep time.
AndrewRogue: Night.
Sarcazmo47: Krist has cool personality!
Chromeus18: quite so