You have just entered room "Orichalku."

coughingpuppy has entered the room.

Sarcazmo47 has entered the room.

Dark Japheth: Welcome to my parlor.

Dark Japheth: Said the spider to the fly.

Dark Japheth: Tis the prettiest little parlor you ever did spy.

Dark Japheth: Before we begin game, I figure there are bound to be questions.

Dark Japheth: So I will answer them to the best of my ability, which means I'll be vague or yell "Hey, dipshit, OOC!"

Dark Japheth: *nod*

Sarcazmo47: Why are my pands on fire?

Sarcazmo47: *pants

Dark Japheth: Because you are a dirty, dirty liar.

Dark Japheth: You should hang them from a telephone wire.

AndrewRogue: Why... uh... I got nothing.

Dark Japheth: Yes you do.

Dark Japheth: You want to know why we are playing almost an hour before I said we should.

Sarcazmo47: You know what?

AndrewRogue: Where do baby harpies come from?

Sarcazmo47: I've NEVER made a 1st level character before.

Dark Japheth: And the answer to that is "Well, I think its because I'm bored."

Dark Japheth: Heh!

Dark Japheth: Congratulation.

Sarcazmo47: They freaking SUCK.

Dark Japheth: Baby harpies come from their mothers, obviously.

Dark Japheth: Yeah.

Dark Japheth: Is everyone ready or at least a reasonable fascsimile thereof?

Dark Japheth: Or are we all just playing the "Gorth Killed The Chat" game?

coughingpuppy: I'm ready.

Dark Japheth: Wonderful.

Sarcazmo47: I'm ready for your FACE.

Dark Japheth: Good.

Dark Japheth: Andrew?

Dark Japheth: OMG ICE CREAM MAN

Dark Japheth: BRB

Dark Japheth: IN FIVE MINUTES

Dark Japheth: TOTALLY AWESOME

AndrewRogue: Ahem. Sorry. Forgot about this chat.

Dark Japheth: Mmm

AndrewRogue: I'm here now.

Dark Japheth: TMNT ICE CREAM

Dark Japheth: Ok, everyone is here?

Dark Japheth: ~-~-~Campaign Begin~-~-~

Dark Japheth: ~-~-~Session Begin~-~-~

Sarcazmo47: Okay.

coughingpuppy has left the room.

Dark Japheth: You four have stood.....

Dark Japheth: Well that was QUICK

Sarcazmo47: Wait, she's coming back.

Dark Japheth: Ok. Then I'll wait.

coughingpuppy has entered the room.

Sarcazmo47: You four?

Dark Japheth: You four have stood athwart the skein in the town of Orichalku. Here dwells the permanant residents of more than a few bandits, as has been dictated by the government of Tamerand.

coughingpuppy: ((*cries* i need to try to fix my keyboard so hold on a minute))

Dark Japheth: In fact, the guy who was placed in charge of dealing with the bandits in any way (and pays you three for dealing with them) was supposed to have come here, but he heard rumors of a smuggling crew.

Dark Japheth: Alright.

coughingpuppy: ((okay i need to restart hang on))

coughingpuppy has left the room.

Sarcazmo47: Good job, girl!

coughingpuppy has entered the room.

coughingpuppy: ((Keyboard fixed. Did you guys start yet?))

AndrewRogue: (We got TPKed while you were gone.)

Dark Japheth: Yeah.

Dark Japheth: A goblin ripped off Andrew's arm and beat him to death with it.

Dark Japheth: Alrighty.

Dark Japheth: The town is mostly small farms, about six or seven of them. You are told that the family Daike, the family Aamr. and the Hortik families are accused of being bandits.

Dark Japheth: And of course, smuggling furs and magical items stolen from wanderers, to outside sources.

Dark Japheth: The town has no ruler, but its too small to need one. WHen the people want to afford something expensive, they pool their money and buy one for the town to use.

Dark Japheth: Like the town cow.

Dark Japheth: Thats all the history you know of this relatively small thorp, located about fifty miles south of Tamerand.

Sarcazmo47: So, basically, informants have accused some of the farmers here of making extra money by smuggling and occasional banditry?

Dark Japheth: Indeed.

Sarcazmo47: Do we know from whence the accusation came?

Dark Japheth: Yes- the authorities, a group of local diviners.

Sarcazmo47: Ah.

Sarcazmo47: So, no room for questioning.

Dark Japheth: In Tamerand, threats to commerce are divined in advance, and dealt with accordingly.

Sarcazmo47: Okay.

Sarcazmo47: Specific orders?

Dark Japheth: Or they would be, if they could afford mages full scale. As it stands, only a few people have threatened it.

Dark Japheth: Kill the bandits. They've committed crimes. Or convince them to spend time in the jail at Aydindril, a maximum security dungeon.

Sarcazmo47: The whole family?

Dark Japheth: No. They don't know which members of the families are bandits. Or even if all of them are.

Dark Japheth: They know that one or two, but not all three, are bandits. And probably only one family member.

Dark Japheth: Divinations are reliably obscure since the book of fate perished, you know.

Sarcazmo47: Okay. So there's one or two bandits in this town in one of those three families.

Dark Japheth: Perhaps as many as one or two bandits in two of the homes.

Sarcazmo47: Okie dokie.

Sarcazmo47: Huzzah!

AndrewRogue: Investigations and killing!

Sarcazmo47: Yup!

Sarcazmo47: Do we all have names?

AndrewRogue: Landus.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion.

coughingpuppy: Riannon.

Sarcazmo47: Right!

Dark Japheth: And Chrome will be Krist, a frogman warrior.

Dark Japheth: Eventually.

Sarcazmo47: He wanted to be a part of this little band as well?

Dark Japheth: Indeed.

Sarcazmo47: Rock on.

Sarcazmo47: Okay.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion is a youthful-looking fellow with milky white eyes and a bit of a flair in his clothing. Crimson dominates, with a large hat and fethar to top off the affiar.

Sarcazmo47: *affair

Sarcazmo47: He has a stick that he uses to guide himself around.

Dark Japheth: Stick!

Sarcazmo47: And swords at his hips.

Sarcazmo47: He casts the spells that make the peoples fall down.

Dark Japheth: Any other character descriptions, or am I to assume that you all look like Jaypeth?

Sarcazmo47: His hat has writing on it.

AndrewRogue: Landus is a small, wiry man with large black wings. Most of the time keeps his torso bare, favoring loose black pants alone. He wears a black headband drooping almost across one eye. Black hair goes all over the place. Green eyes.

Dark Japheth: Oooh, writing!

Sarcazmo47: Of the mysterious rune variety.

Sarcazmo47: Divvied up into twelve sections around the brim.

AndrewRogue: Obviously he's well tanned, and despite his wiry build, its clear he's worked out quite a bit. He looks ready to move at any moment.

coughingpuppy: Riannon's a tallish young woman. Her dark brown hair is fairly short and curls a little at the edges so it kind of frames her face. Her clothing is mostly brown trimmed in black.

coughingpuppy: She's usually accompanied by a badger and almost always has a shortspear in hand. She leans on it ocassionally.

Sarcazmo47: These three have been working together for at least a short time, so you two know that Skocion likes to act quite blind, but doesn't have much trouble lopping off heads with those scimitars when it comes down to the wire.

Dark Japheth: Awesome.

AndrewRogue: Indeed. Landus's specialty seems to revolve about an uncanny knowledge of the bodies most sensitive portions.

Dark Japheth: (so in other words, he's a monk of the school "Kick people in the nuts really hard)

Sarcazmo47: HA!

AndrewRogue: (<_<)

Sarcazmo47: So, these bandits have been poaching, right?

Dark Japheth: Not only poaching

Dark Japheth: But poaching Jaguars.

Sarcazmo47: HAHAHA!

Dark Japheth: Which, out of respect for the nobl creatures, has been made illegal by the Marquis.

Dark Japheth: *noble

Dark Japheth: ANd then selling the skins to people.

Sarcazmo47: Indeed?

Sarcazmo47: Well then!

Dark Japheth: Quite.

coughingpuppy: The other two would have heard Riannon grumbling about this the moment they found out about it.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion will walk right into the center of the town and then sniff the air for the scent of tannin.

Dark Japheth: Spot.

Sarcazmo47: He leads with his stick.

Sarcazmo47: Spot check?

Sarcazmo47: Nope!

Dark Japheth: Or wisdom, since you are attempting to locate the smell of tanning.

AndrewRogue: "Eh heh... pretty small place boss."

Dark Japheth: And if there is one, its faint.

*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 8

Sarcazmo47: 9.

Sarcazmo47: Question is more if it's there or not.

Dark Japheth: It is there.

Dark Japheth: But you will have to find it.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion turns and kind of looks somewhere between the two of you, eyes focused on nothing.

Sarcazmo47: "Do you two smell that?"

AndrewRogue: (Checks, or are we not so skilled?)

Dark Japheth: Sure.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 16

AndrewRogue: 19 <_<

*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 17

coughingpuppy: 19.

AndrewRogue: "Definitely smell it boss. Up in one of these three houses just north of here."

coughingpuppy: Riannon scowls and points with her shortspear towards a specific house. "It's that one. Smells awful, it does."

AndrewRogue: "Eh heh... you got sharp senses."

Sarcazmo47: He nods slowly and smiles. "Lead the way, Riannon."

coughingpuppy: She heads over towards the house, badger at heels and periodically touching the butt of the spear to the ground as she walks. "Not sharp senses. It's just that nothing natural smells like that."

Sarcazmo47: Skocion seems to be following Riannon's footsteps and the occasional thud of her shortspear, staring intently at...nothing.

AndrewRogue: *he keeps his wings folded down as he follows them* "Even I couldn't pick out the exact house. So boss, what's the plan?"

coughingpuppy: When she gets to the house, Riannon immediately starts pounding a fist on the door.

Sarcazmo47: "After we meet these folks, we'll see if Riannon can find out if any of the local wildlife recognizes their faces."

Sarcazmo47: "In the meantime....I think it's time we introduced ourselves."

Sarcazmo47: He puts on a disarming smile and faces not-quite-towards the door.

AndrewRogue: "Glad to." *he grins, pulling his headband tight*

Dark Japheth: The door opens, and a slim woman answers it. She's probably a little over marriage age in this country, about fifteen or so.

Dark Japheth: She looks at you. "Good day, friends. Can I help you?"

Dark Japheth: Invited a bored pal of mine.

P Hap409 has entered the room.

Dark Japheth: Won't be playing just watching.

coughingpuppy: Riannon's a little hard-pressed to not just push into the house, but she can tolerate the fact that Skocion has business to do.

P Hap409: (Well hello everyone, I'll keep the OOC to a min)

Sarcazmo47: Skocion puts a hand out not quite in her direction, continuing to smile warmly. "Hello! My name is Skocion. These are my friends Riannon and Landon. We're here on a task for the government - do you mind if we come in?"

AndrewRogue: (Hey Phap. And Landus <_<)

Sarcazmo47: *Landus

Dark Japheth: "...no, please. Help yourselves."

Sarcazmo47: Sorry, I'll get it.

Dark Japheth: "We've payed the property taxes."

AndrewRogue: (No problem.) *chuckles*

Sarcazmo47: He nods again and gestures his friends into the wall, which you can assume he meant to be the door.

Dark Japheth: "I have the papers somewhere here. My son is with his father right now, in the fields, but if you'd like, I can fetch them. Would you like some broth?"

Dark Japheth: She gestures to a pot, simmering over a fire in the section of the one room house roped off as the kitchen.

Sarcazmo47: "That would be lovely, ma'am. Thank you for your kindness. I didn't catch your name..."

coughingpuppy: "Aren't here for property taxes." She nudges her badger in first with a toe, not bothering to ask whether the young woman minds. She eyes the broth suspiciously.

AndrewRogue: *follows behind Riannon*

Dark Japheth: "....You have such a pretty dog. Whats his name?" She looks down and smiles.

Dark Japheth: "My name is Melissa Hortek."

coughingpuppy: The look the woman gets in return is verging on disgusted. "Brom." She's about to tell her that he isn't a dog, but thinks better of it and grins. "You can pet him if you like."

Sarcazmo47: Skocion walks into the house and almost trips over the threshold.

coughingpuppy: "He's only a little shy at first."

Dark Japheth: "No, thats ok. Brom? beautiful name." She smiles.

Dark Japheth: "..are you ok, sir?" She looks at Skocions eyes. "...oh... I'm sorry."

AndrewRogue: *guides Skocion a bit* "Watch it there boss."

Dark Japheth: "I didn't know. Can I help you with your coat or hat?"

Sarcazmo47: Skocion smiles at her again. "No need to trouble yourself, miss. When did you say your father and husband would be in?"

Dark Japheth: "...about sundown. They need to be working in those fields all the time, or we won't have enough for the harvest."

Dark Japheth: It is about three hours from sundown.

Sarcazmo47: "Thank you for your hospitality, miss Hortek."

Sarcazmo47: He offers her his hand again.

Dark Japheth: She looks at it, and seems to help guide you to a chair, leading you. "Sorry about all that, I didn't know you were..."

Sarcazmo47: She touches him?

Dark Japheth: Yeah.

Sarcazmo47: VOIP!

Sarcazmo47: Laying on of Trustworthiness.

Dark Japheth: Wonderful.

AndrewRogue: *finds a wall to conveniently lean up against, grinning disconcertingly*

coughingpuppy: Riannon leans on her spear, taking a look around the house. Her nose is a bit wrinkled now that the smell is stronger.

Dark Japheth: She looks at you. "Can I help you, Mister...?"

coughingpuppy: "Oh, don't mind him."

Sarcazmo47: "Don't worry about it, ma'am. Thank you for the broth. I think I might like to take a few moments off my feet before you bring in your son and husband, if you don't mind.

Sarcazmo47: Maybe you could show my friends around your home a bit?"

Dark Japheth: She looks around. It is one bedroom.

Sarcazmo47: Can't tell!

Dark Japheth: "Well, we sleep over there, in the beds..." she gestures, which are just bales of hay loosely tossed with rough cloth over them.

Dark Japheth: Heh.

Sarcazmo47: The scent of tannin is definitely stronger in here?"

Sarcazmo47: Strike that "

Dark Japheth: Yes.

Dark Japheth: Significantly. But it'd be stronger around the back, outside the house.

Sarcazmo47: Ahhhh.

Dark Japheth: As it stands, only through the hay thatched roof can you smell it.

AndrewRogue: "Nice place."

Dark Japheth: "Its all we can afford for now..."

Sarcazmo47: Skocion nods again. "It's been hard to save money these days, with the taxes and all."

Dark Japheth: "...I wouldn't normally say, but you people look trustworthy... my husband has a plan to make more, and get to live maybe even in the capital. He's there every weekend to sell things."

AndrewRogue: "Eh heh..."

coughingpuppy: "Yeah? Well, a little extra income must help you."

Dark Japheth: "It really is. I wish they hadn't doubled the land tax, but... at least here we are free, instead of in perenolde."

Sarcazmo47: Skocion brightens and looks interested. "What does he sell?"

Dark Japheth: She stammers. "I... I don't know if I can..."

Dark Japheth: Diplomacy check, if someone wants one.

Dark Japheth: Or roleplay it out.

P Hap409: (drugs)

coughingpuppy: Riannon shrugs. "Hey, I'm sure it's nothing to be ashamed of, huh? Hey, if you need the money..."

AndrewRogue: *leaves this part to the others, as he's a bit coarse*

Dark Japheth: "...we do, but..."

coughingpuppy: "But?"

Dark Japheth: "I just don't think I can. Its my husbands business, not mine."

Dark Japheth: "If you'd like to talk about what he does outside of the home, you need to talk to him, not me."

Dark Japheth: She begins stirring the broth. "Are you sure I can't help you?"

Dark Japheth: "You must be hungry."

coughingpuppy: ((Kirk said his AIM just crashed.))

Dark Japheth: ...ouch.

Dark Japheth: We'll wait, then.

Sarcazmo47 has left the room.

Sarcazmo47 has entered the room.

Sarcazmo47: Yay for AIM explodity!

Sarcazmo47: I like diplomacy checks!

Dark Japheth: Righty o.

*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 8

Sarcazmo47: 16, +4 for the laying on of hands thing, so 20.

Dark Japheth: "...he's selling... I think... sangi."

Dark Japheth: Herbalism or Nature checks for knowledge.

Sarcazmo47: You could trust him with your firstborn child.

Dark Japheth: I'm aware. Thats why she's said Sangi.

Dark Japheth: :P

Dark Japheth: "...I shouldn't have said that."

Dark Japheth: (Sangi is a type of fungus. INT or Knowledge: Nature or Knowledge: Herbalism)

Dark Japheth: (To determine what it is.)

*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 1

coughingpuppy: ((No knowledge nature check for me!))

Sarcazmo47: He smiles. "We all have to make a living, miss. We understand."

Dark Japheth: (As far as the rest of you go, you just know that its one of those iffy things, that you need a permit)

Dark Japheth: "...thank you for being so understanding."

coughingpuppy: Riannon's kind of distracted by something in the house.

Sarcazmo47: Does this count as smuggling or poaching?

Dark Japheth: Spot check for Riannon and Landus.

*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 16

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 8

coughingpuppy: 23.

Dark Japheth: Technically, its selling illegal substances without a liscence.

Dark Japheth: Not either of them.

AndrewRogue: 18

Sarcazmo47: So, then, we're not worried about it.

AndrewRogue: Er... 17

Chromeus18 has entered the room.

Dark Japheth: She continues stirring at the broth, picking out a large chunk of flattened meat.

coughingpuppy: She wraps her hands around the haft of the spear and eyes the broth a little more. Suspicions confirmed.

Dark Japheth: And putting it back quickly.

P Hap409: (lolz Chrome)

Chromeus18: (it seems i missed the beginning, oh noes)

AndrewRogue: "Eh heh... looks good. What is it?"

Dark Japheth: (Its ok. They are investigating claims of smuggling and illegal poaching of jaguar skin)

P Hap409: (And you missed a potential session Chrome!)

Dark Japheth: "...just broth. Here, have a cup." She takes a cup and fills it, and then hands it to you.

Chromeus18: Froggy flesh is go!

P Hap409: (:-()

coughingpuppy: Riannon grimaces.

AndrewRogue: "Meat looked a bit better. More filling, ya know?"

Dark Japheth: "I know, but we have to keep on boiling it, or it won't last."

Dark Japheth: "Go on, drink it."

Dark Japheth: Sense motive if anyone wants one.

Dark Japheth: Riannon passes.

Dark Japheth: :P

AndrewRogue: Sense Motive.

*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 3

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 20

Sarcazmo47: 8!

AndrewRogue: PWNed

Dark Japheth: Landus, there is obviously something with the broth that she wants you to drink some so bad.

Dark Japheth: And also that she hasn't offered it to Skocion.

AndrewRogue: "Eh heh..." *takes it up* "You reaaaaally think I'll like it that much?"

Dark Japheth: "I don't know... does your kind.. drink broth?"

Sarcazmo47: Skocion laughs. "Ma'am, he'll eat anything."

AndrewRogue: "Not anything boss." *scoffs*

coughingpuppy: "Brom wouldn't eat half of what you eat. Go ahead and try it."

AndrewRogue: "For example, I think I can do without the broth. You didn't even offer any to boss."

Dark Japheth: "He said earlier he wasn't hungry."

Sarcazmo47: Skocion nods. "Why don't you go get your husband and son, ma'am? I think I hear them outside."

AndrewRogue: "Didn't say I was hungry either." *grins disconcertingly*

coughingpuppy: Riannon frowns and shakes her head at Landus. "Don't be rude, huh? You said you wanted some."

Dark Japheth: SHe says "Ok. Alright. I'll go... I'll go. Why don't you stay here? My home is always open to the government."

Dark Japheth: She walks outside, and wanders outside the house.

Sarcazmo47: Hold a sec.

Sarcazmo47: When she says that, Skocion says, "I'm sure Landus would appreciate a bit of open air. Why don't you go with her?"

AndrewRogue: "Sure thing boss. Gotta stretch the wings."

Dark Japheth: ack, brb. phone

AndrewRogue: *dumps the borth back in the pot*

AndrewRogue: *broth

coughingpuppy: Once they're out of the house, Riannon walks over to the pot and examines it. "Broth my ass..."

Dark Japheth: It turns out to be indeed as you suspected.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion stares at her. "What do you mean?"

Dark Japheth: About the corners of the pot, there are little orange hairs.

Dark Japheth: Melissa walks outside with the harpy behind. And goes to her husband...

Dark Japheth: "...Honey? This man is from the government, and they... they wanted to talk to you."

Dark Japheth: "Really? I thought we.. well. Ok. Where are they?"

Dark Japheth: "...in the house."

AndrewRogue: "Eh heh... hello sir."

coughingpuppy: "This is tannin. You can't smell it?"

Dark Japheth: "...what?" The man smiles at you haphazardly. "Hi. I'm John. I'm going inside, so we can talk. Honey, why don't you take Steven?"

Dark Japheth: He hands the kid off to his mother, and walks inside.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion blinks, then nods again.

coughingpuppy: Riannon looks up at Steven and grins when he comes inside. "Hey there."

Sarcazmo47: Steven?

Sarcazmo47: Steven is the little kid.

Sarcazmo47: John is the guy.

AndrewRogue: *hangs out with the wife and kid*

coughingpuppy: ((Er...John.))

Dark Japheth: "Hello there. I'm sorry about that. My name is John, how can I help you? I have all the papers on the taxes I've paid..."

Sarcazmo47: Skocion stands when the man starts talking and offers a hand not-quite toward the man.

Sarcazmo47: "Hello, John! My name is Skocion. I'm pleased to meet you."

Dark Japheth: He shakes your hand, and smiles. "Hi."

Dark Japheth: "Can I ask why you are here?"

Sarcazmo47: He gets the treatment, too.

Dark Japheth: I believe you.

Sarcazmo47: "Well, John, I have some concerns about the taxes, actually. Not that you've paid them, but rather the impact they've had on the citizenry."

Sarcazmo47: "Please, sit down, and let's discuss the matter."

Dark Japheth: He does so, and looks quizzically at you.

Dark Japheth: "Whats wrong with your eyes?"

Sarcazmo47: Skocion laughs softly. "I am blind, sir."

Dark Japheth: "Oh... I'm sorry. How did it happen?" He thinks to himself, realizes its not polite, and says "I'm sorry, thats none of my business. THe taxes, you say?"

Dark Japheth: "What about them?"

Dark Japheth: "I mean, we pay them..."

Sarcazmo47: Skocion just keeps smiling. "Don't worry about it. Yes, the taxes. You see, a number of folks have been looking for supplemental income since the tax increase in order to support their families."

coughingpuppy: Riannon rolls her eyes. She just wants to start with the killing sometime soon.

Dark Japheth: He looks nervously.

Dark Japheth: At both of you.

Dark Japheth: Outside, the child is trying to play with his mother, who is too busy with an ear against the wall trying to hear.

Sarcazmo47: "We've been asked to see if there were families in this area that needed government assitance in that regard."

Sarcazmo47: "No one wants our children going hungry, right?

Sarcazmo47: "

Dark Japheth: "...there certainly are. And you are certainly right."

AndrewRogue: "'Scuse me miss, but isn't that a bit rude?"

Dark Japheth: "...Are you serious? The Marquis does this?"

coughingpuppy: "Of course. It's a new act."

Dark Japheth: "...what? Oh. I'm sorry." She stops and looks at you. "Maybe. But I'm his wife."

Dark Japheth: Incredulous, the man looks at both of you. "Thank you." He smiles.

AndrewRogue: "Eh heh... nice to see such dedication.Want me to hold the kid so you can do it better?"

AndrewRogue: *he sounds honest*

Dark Japheth: "No, no, thats alright. Steven, why don't you go play in the fields?" The child whines a little bit, but then immediately wanders off into the field.

Sarcazmo47: "Anyway. Have you found it necessary to supplement your income?"

Dark Japheth: "I have. I have to... I have to go to the market on weekends to sell crops. I didn't have to, I used to have to go once a month."

Sarcazmo47: Turn on the charm!

Dark Japheth: "I also... I also hunt with some of my friends, and sell the meat. What we don't eat."

Dark Japheth: He seems rather embarassed. He quickly amends "Just stag. Stag and deer." He sweats.

Sarcazmo47: "Your wife mentioned that you've acquired a lisence for Sangi?"

Dark Japheth: "...yes, I did. I go into the forest and pick the mushrooms once in a while."

Dark Japheth: He seems ashamed. If either of you knew what Sangi does, you'd be ashamed, too.

Sarcazmo47: He nods. "Of course. Have you found that this has helped your family financially?"

Dark Japheth: "Its helped a bit. We can afford a scythe to help with the wheat, which helps quite a bit. We used to actually have to use sickles."

Sarcazmo47: "Who else here has needed to expand their income? Your hunting buddies?"

Dark Japheth: "Yeah. Sammy and Michael."

coughingpuppy: Riannon shifts from foot to foot and gives another look at the pot, tapping a rhythm with her fingers on the haft of her spear to distract herself.

Dark Japheth: "Not Michael. No, not Michael, actually. His son, junior."

Sarcazmo47: He nods again. "That soup smells wonderful."

Dark Japheth: "The soup? You mean the ta--- yes. The broth."

Dark Japheth: "Right. My wife is a marvelous cook."

Dark Japheth: "I'd offer you some, but I don't know how much we have, or how much she made."

Sarcazmo47: "You've been working all day. You should have some, and relax."

coughingpuppy: "Doesn't smell like any broth I've had before, though. What were you going to call it? Some regional thing?"

Dark Japheth: "Yeah."

Sarcazmo47: "Your hunting buddies. Did they have last names?"

Dark Japheth: "...I'm not hungry at the moment."

Dark Japheth: "Yeah. Sammy Daike, and Junior Aamr."

Sarcazmo47: Skocion tilts his head to the side ever so slightly, and his smile becomes even more ingratiating.

Sarcazmo47: "I'd very much like to meet them. Do you suppose you could introduce us all?"

Chromeus18: (damn tax collectors)

Dark Japheth: "I can't... I really can't. I've got a little more work to do."

Sarcazmo47: "Landus will be happy to watch your wife and child for you."

Sarcazmo47: The way he says that...

Sarcazmo47: It's friendly and all, but has a bit of an...edge to it.

Dark Japheth: Right.

Dark Japheth: "...I ... ok. I suppose."

Sarcazmo47: Skocion stands up immediately. "Great!"

Sarcazmo47: As they step outside, he calls out, "Landus!"

Dark Japheth: He walks out of the house, and walks to the two neighbors he has. Well, first he stops and waits for you.

AndrewRogue: "Yeah boss?"

coughingpuppy: "We just want to see if they need our help too. There'll just be a little paperwork, you know, to make sure you aren't taking too much from the woods. Overhunting. Can be a bad thing for everybody."

Sarcazmo47: "Make sure you keep an eye on John's family. Make sure nothing....untoward...happens."

Dark Japheth: "Right, right, of course."

AndrewRogue: *disconcerting grin* "Eh heh... right boss. Shall we wait inside miss?"

coughingpuppy: She follows John out of the house, saying this all the while, bringing the badger along. "That's why I'm along, of course. It's not too painful, just some busywork. They can help make it go faster."

Dark Japheth: "...I suppse. Lets go inside, I'll fix you some dinner..." she says, and walks inside.

AndrewRogue: "Better than your broth?"

Sarcazmo47: "Lead the way, John!" He follows in that odd blind-man-follow-the-sounds way he has.

Dark Japheth: John, however, walks next door, and walks in. "Ari? Ari? Is Junior home?"

coughingpuppy: Riannon helps Skocion avoid smacking into the doorframe on the way out of the house.

Dark Japheth: "Yeah, he is. He's sleeping, though. How can I help you?"

Dark Japheth: "It isn't friday, so.."

Dark Japheth: She stops when she sees his companions. "...I'm sorry, do I know you?"

coughingpuppy: "Nah. We're just coming through. Quick business." Riannon gives her a smile.

Dark Japheth: "I see."

Sarcazmo47: Skocion smiles at the new voice. "Hello, ma'am. My name is Skocion, and this is Riannon. It would be very helpful if you'd wake Junior and we could have a short talk with him."

Dark Japheth: "Junior!" She pokes a man sleeping. "Some people are here to see you." She then turns to the people. "I'm not going to be here. I know whats coming and I want no part in it."

Dark Japheth: She walks off, leaving John looking awkward. Junior gets up, scratches his stomach, looks at you all, and yelps.

Dark Japheth: "...can... can I help you? I have my papers here, hunting liscences, everything."

coughingpuppy: She puts on a slightly confused face, watching the woman walk off."

Sarcazmo47: Skocion is looking fairly nonthreatening. "Relax, Junior. We just want to talk to you and John and Sammy Daike."

coughingpuppy: "We'll be quick, I promise." Another smile.

Dark Japheth: "Sammy isn't even home now, he's out... hu... on his way to the Deveel. The place where we all trade our stuff."

Dark Japheth: John- "...thats right. He was."

Dark Japheth: "I forgot all about that."

Sarcazmo47: Sense Motive DC 1!

Dark Japheth: heh.

*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 10

Sarcazmo47: 15.

Sarcazmo47: Yeah.

*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 12

coughingpuppy: 14.

Dark Japheth: Yeah, he's probably home. They just want to avoid conflict and bringing him into this.

Sarcazmo47: "Really? I'd hate for you gentlemen to get into trouble for lying to a government official."

Sarcazmo47: "And it's so easy to forget these things."

Dark Japheth: He stammers.

Dark Japheth: "...he... he might be home."

coughingpuppy: Riannon waves a hand. "No matter where he is, we can always wait for him to get back. Nothing's going to take long."

Dark Japheth: "Yeah, he really might. I don't know. I'll go get him."

Dark Japheth: He walks to the door trying to look calm.

Sarcazmo47: "Let's all go check, shall we?"

Dark Japheth: "... I suppose."

Dark Japheth: They all walk, and you get to the house. (sorry if I'm being a little clipped, my mom wants the computer so I'm speeding this up.)

Dark Japheth: Sammy is there, sitting, in a chair, reading a book quietly.

Sarcazmo47: We can always pause for a little while if you need.

Dark Japheth: It might be like a half hour or so.

coughingpuppy: "Back from town early, I guess."

AndrewRogue: (That's not a prob.)

Dark Japheth: Alright, I'll be back in a half hour or so. Deciding on appeasement.

Dark Japheth: be back.

coughingpuppy: ((Okay.))

Dark Japheth has left the room.

Sarcazmo47: Okay, who likes these characters?

coughingpuppy: *waves hand*

AndrewRogue: *raises hand*

Sarcazmo47: *waves hand*

P Hap409: (I like blind man!)

Sarcazmo47: Yay!

P Hap409: (>_>)

Sarcazmo47: I like blind man too!

coughingpuppy: Riannon's a chatterbox, for one of my characters.

P Hap409: (imo a mute monk that communicates by wacky hand signals and erotic gyrations would be a good pc)

AndrewRogue: Heh

Chromeus18: i'll have to try mine

Sarcazmo47: I'm digging on this blind fella. Maybe I should have him stay out of fights just on principle.

Chromeus18: what's everyone's class?

AndrewRogue: Except when some heads need chopping.

coughingpuppy: Druid here.

Sarcazmo47: Pally.

AndrewRogue: Monk... going Monk/Rogu

AndrewRogue: e

Chromeus18: nice

Chromeus18: teenage mutant fighter frog here

Sarcazmo47: Which reminds me...

Sarcazmo47: Did you decide on a PrC, Andrew?

AndrewRogue: Not yet. I think I'm going to mix up something that can do debilitating effects in place of Sneak Attack damage. Culminate with a variation on Quivering Palm

Chromeus18: how much have i missed, also?

AndrewRogue: Not too much.

Sarcazmo47: The first bit of the first session.

Sarcazmo47: Nothing special.

Sarcazmo47: Gorth filled you in about our little preformed group?

Chromeus18: gorth told me 11, so i rushed back from the cure.... driving back from tampa like a maniac.

Sarcazmo47: The Cure?

Sarcazmo47: Concert?

Chromeus18: he didn't tell me much of anything, except the party has an evil bent

Chromeus18: yes

Sarcazmo47: Holy crap.

Sarcazmo47: Heh.

Sarcazmo47: Not quite evil. Just amora.

Sarcazmo47: *amoral.

Chromeus18: i saw robert smith's face jiggle in person.

AndrewRogue: Yep. We won't eat puppies or stuff. We're just not good <_<

coughingpuppy: Er...I think Riannon might qualify as evil.

coughingpuppy: That made me laugh, Chrome.

AndrewRogue: Heh

Chromeus18: well i made Krist TN. we'll see how he develops

Sarcazmo47: The idea is, we're employed to keep the bandit population under control. We do this by getting bandits to pay us not to kill them and agreeing only to attack caravans we tell them to, and then we demand money

Sarcazmo47: from caravans for protection.

Sarcazmo47: Elsewhise they get raided.

Chromeus18: nice and manipulative

Chromeus18: does anyone have the txt file gorth was supposed to send me?

Sarcazmo47: Sure!

Chromeus18: whee!

Chromeus18: i got to the show too late to see most of interpol, but i saw mogwai and the cure, and the ticket was free, so i ain't complaining

Sarcazmo47: Right on.

Sarcazmo47: Free tickets are happy times.

P Hap409: The Cure = bleh.

P Hap409: >_>;

Chromeus18: Smite!

coughingpuppy: Like that semi-free ticket you got from Leah, Kirk? :-P

Sarcazmo47: Semi-free?

coughingpuppy: Well, you ended up with it for free, kind of.

Sarcazmo47: Kind of?

Sarcazmo47: She'll never find me!

Sarcazmo47: BWAHAHAHA!

coughingpuppy: I'll give her your address!

Sarcazmo47: No you won't.

coughingpuppy: No...no, I probably won't. But I can threaten.

Sarcazmo47: That you can do.

Sarcazmo47: But I have +15 against unfounded threats.

Chromeus18: *reads important shit.rtf*

coughingpuppy: I see.

Chromeus18: i think we're in Tamerand currently, right?

Sarcazmo47: Right.

Chromeus18: finished it

Chromeus18: though i don't think gorth did

AndrewRogue: I'm sad that lady tried to feed me Tannin <_<

Sarcazmo47: Tee hee!

Sarcazmo47: I thought it was funny.

AndrewRogue: No Miss. I don't want Tannin. Not tasty.

Chromeus18: jaguar broth

AndrewRogue: And I do not eat eveything!

Sarcazmo47: I was going to make some comment about you eating children.

AndrewRogue: ;_;

AndrewRogue: *Stunning Fists j00*

Sarcazmo47: Do you even HAVE stunning fist?

AndrewRogue: Yeah.

AndrewRogue: Monks can choose it as a first level feat.

Sarcazmo47: Oh. Seperate from the class feature?

AndrewRogue: 3.5 they get bonus feats at level 1 and 2

Sarcazmo47: Fucking 3.5

AndrewRogue: Heh.

P Hap409: (Wow I thought more was going on:-()

Chromeus18: gorth is away for the moment

Chromeus18: you're playin too Phap?

Sarcazmo47: Can someone link me to the SRD?

AndrewRogue: Lemme find it...

AndrewRogue: http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=d 20/article/srd35

Dark Japheth has entered the room.

Sarcazmo47: What was she up to?

Dark Japheth: I haven't the slightest clue

Dark Japheth: I don't want to know.

Dark Japheth: Ebay most likely

Dark Japheth: Anyway.

Dark Japheth: Where were we before we were so rudely interrupted?

Chromeus18: gorthy!

Dark Japheth: Had we gotten to the third poacher yet?

coughingpuppy: Yeah, he was in reading a book.

Dark Japheth: Ah. Anyone want to check and see which book it is?

coughingpuppy: You didn't say.

Dark Japheth: I ask now whether or not they want to check.

Dark Japheth: I.e. how many of you are literate?

Dark Japheth: :p

Sarcazmo47: Oooo!

Sarcazmo47: Ooo1

Sarcazmo47: I'm literate!

Dark Japheth: Yes, but you can't read with your eyes.

Dark Japheth: :P

Dark Japheth: You have to get the books on tape.

Sarcazmo47: Shush.

Sarcazmo47: A minor inconvenience.

Dark Japheth: Anyway.

Dark Japheth: The book he's reading is titled Malleus Judicarum. Hammer of the Judges.

coughingpuppy: Riannon isn't really all that interested, but does note the title.

Dark Japheth: Author is Xela Maelstrom.

Dark Japheth: "...well, here we all are."

Dark Japheth: "Hey Sammy."

Dark Japheth: "Hey. Hey junior."

Dark Japheth: "Can I ask your business?"

Sarcazmo47: "We're here to talk to you about your taxes, sir."

Dark Japheth: The men seem quite... unnerved, completely, at the fact that all three of them are together, alone, with two agents of the government.

Sarcazmo47: "Why don't we all go back to John's house and talk about it?"

Dark Japheth: "Oh. I am afraid I don't have the papers on me... probably in my office back in Tamerand capital. If you'd like, maybe the lady is a mage and can have a sending."

Dark Japheth: "Alright...."

Dark Japheth: "..Why my house?"

Sarcazmo47: Skocion smiles. "It's a very nice house, sir. Come, we'll be in and out quick as can be."

Dark Japheth: "..."

coughingpuppy: "We promise," Riannon says cheerfully, as though this will reassure them.

Dark Japheth: The three men follow you, and only Sammy seems to be completely confident.

Dark Japheth: "..What did I do?"

Sarcazmo47: Skocion doesn't answer until they get back inside John's hose.

Sarcazmo47: *house

Dark Japheth: And inside is your harpy friend, speaking with the woman, who is holding the child on her hip. The woman isn't talking.

AndrewRogue: *is lazing on a chair* "Hey boss."

coughingpuppy: Riannon nods to the woman. "Told you we wouldn't be long."

Dark Japheth: She smiles weakly.

Sarcazmo47: "Hello hello. Gentlemen, why don't you all have a seat."

Sarcazmo47: He continues standing, right in front of the doorway, more or less blocking any egress.

Dark Japheth: They all do.

AndrewRogue: (Any other exits, like a backdoor?)

Dark Japheth: Nope.

Sarcazmo47: "Now that we're all here, I think we should talk about jaguars."

Dark Japheth: They can't afford a back door. It'd mess wit the structural integrity.

AndrewRogue: *sits a bit more ready, looking like he could spring at any moment*

Dark Japheth: Sammy looks confused. "Why jaguars? I don't understand."

Dark Japheth: The other two, though, wipe their brows.

Sarcazmo47: Sense motive on Sammy!

*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 2

*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 14

Sarcazmo47: 19.

Dark Japheth: He doesn't seem to be lying.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion smiles.

Sarcazmo47: "Well, you see, Sammy...your friends here have been poaching jaguars. And John says you've been helping."

coughingpuppy: "It's pretty illegal, you know."

Dark Japheth: "WHAT?" He stands up, indignant, knocking over his chair.

Dark Japheth: "You fucking LIAR!"

Dark Japheth: John merely says something sounding like "Mimblewimble."

Dark Japheth: John's wife begins crying.

AndrewRogue: "Eh heh..." *is up and by him real quick* "Please sit down."

Dark Japheth: Junior doesn't even react.

Dark Japheth: "No. Fucking explain this, John. Now."

Dark Japheth: "...I... I... I needed to give them another name! I had to!"

Dark Japheth: This doesn't calm him, but Sammy walks back to his chair, and sits down. "I hope to Tiyrael you will punish them."

coughingpuppy: "Don't worry about that."

AndrewRogue: *stretches out his wings and sits back down*

Sarcazmo47: "Well, Sammy. I'm afraid that, unless they give me the name of their true accomplice, then I'll have to kill you in their stead."

Chromeus18: (male harpy)

AndrewRogue: (Yes I am.)

Dark Japheth: (Yep. At least he's not Harpy/Orc and PSIONIC)

Dark Japheth: (Call the circus!)

Dark Japheth: (Or the zoo. Zing)

Dark Japheth: "...what?"

Dark Japheth: "Thats... thats not fair!"

Chromeus18: (don't feel bad, i'm a giant frog)

AndrewRogue: "Life ain't."

Dark Japheth: John- "..I won't say it."

Sarcazmo47: Skocion keeps smiling. "That's true. You should take it up with John, who lied and brought you here."

Dark Japheth: Junior- "Neither will I. I completely refuse."

AndrewRogue: "Eh heh... you completely refuse?"

Dark Japheth: "Then I'll fucking tell you! Its that bitch! Melissa! She's the one tanning the hides! Right there! Can't you people tell?" He points to the pot.

Dark Japheth: Sammy is near hysterical.

AndrewRogue: "The stuff she tried to feed me?"

Dark Japheth: "I've never killed a jaguar, not even when they killed my wife, I didn't strike back, I knew the laws, this isn't fair, this isn't fair!"

Sarcazmo47: "Gentlemen, gentlemen. Please, we are not barbarians. I would find it most distasteful if I had to flay your son to get you to speak, John."

Dark Japheth: Melissa mutters but mostly its a "Oh shit."

Sarcazmo47: He hods out his hands in a calming motion.

Dark Japheth: "..........wha.."

Dark Japheth: "...please don't hurt my son."

Sarcazmo47: His tone becomes more biting. "Then tell me the truth."

Chromeus18: (if the IRS did this, rich people wouldn't evade taxes)

Dark Japheth: "...my wife."

Sarcazmo47: "Your wife what?"

Sarcazmo47: "The whole story, please."

Dark Japheth: "Junior and I went hunting, and found a dead jaguar. We skinned it, and ate the meat- we couldn't sell the grain, even the Sangi..."

Dark Japheth: "We took the leather, and made clothing, and sold it to a few people... we'd met. A man named Shale bought a lot of it, claiming to need it for magical reasons."

Dark Japheth: "We kept on hunting, the price was too good! Ten gold a skin!"

P Hap409: (Belated answer no I'm not Chrome)

Dark Japheth: "Melissa tanned the hides herself, here."

Dark Japheth: Melissa is just crying now.

Dark Japheth: "Yeah. She did."

coughingpuppy: Riannon's scowl is deepening as this goes on. "You realize that if a jaguar had come into this village and killed one of you...your son, perhaps...you would hunt it down."

Sarcazmo47: Skocion clucks. "Now, John. Really. You knew it was illegal. You knew the punishments for poaching. If you and your wife die, who will provide for your son?"

Dark Japheth: "I don't know." He looks sad at this.

Dark Japheth: "I didn't think we'd... get... get.."

Dark Japheth: Meanwhile, Sammy is breathing again, normally, slightly faster than normal, but thats because he was afraid for his life.

coughingpuppy: "Don't worry. If your son can survive on his own, he'll be the stronger for it later on."

Dark Japheth: This doesn't at all please the mother of the four year old.

Dark Japheth: Who sobs even deeper.

AndrewRogue: "Now now Rii, no need to be hasty." *grinning*

Sarcazmo47: Skocion continues. "Now, gentlemen. You've confessed to your crimes. Can you offer anything to us in the way of mitigating circumstances? Anything to belay the executions that await you?"

Dark Japheth: "...I don't have anything! We don't have anything!"

Dark Japheth: "...we do. I have... I have ten pounds of Sangi. I can sell it at the market and get you, maybe 100 gold. Thats all I can give you."

coughingpuppy: Riannon shakes her head. "You think gold is enough to amend what you've done?"

Dark Japheth: "I have nothing else... and I am a man of the world. I know.. I know how these things work. For the rich."

Sarcazmo47: Skocion laughs.

Dark Japheth: "I remember, this is how my old lord did it back in Perenolde..."

Dark Japheth: They are all completely disturbed by your laugh.

Sarcazmo47: "John. If you had wanted protection, you should have asked for it before you started poaching."

Sarcazmo47: "Why do you think we're here?"

Sarcazmo47: He laughs again. "John, your part in this is over." He nods to Riannon, then turns a little and faces Junior, suddenly seeming not very blind at all.

coughingpuppy: ((Initiatives?))

Sarcazmo47: I doubt it'll be necessary.

Dark Japheth: If you'd like, you can, but I get the... yeah. Likely not necessary.

AndrewRogue: "Eh heh heh heh..."

Sarcazmo47: Anyway, Skocion simply continues to speak calmly to Junior.

coughingpuppy: Riannon puts her spear through John.

Chromeus18: violence in the media!

Sarcazmo47: "Now, you, sir. Perhaps you can make a more convincing argument? Plead your case, perhaps?"

Chromeus18: (*calls the FCC*)

AndrewRogue: "I really wish you didn't have ta do it that way Rii. Messy."

coughingpuppy: "So is skinning."

Chromeus18: (picks a color that other's don't have)

Dark Japheth: "I... I..."

Dark Japheth: "I did what I had to do to improve my lot in life."

Dark Japheth: "Besides, isn't it illegal to buy poached goods, too? Shouldn't you be after Shale?"

coughingpuppy: Riannon turns to Melissa once she's done with John, putting a boot on his chest to help pull her spear out.

Sarcazmo47: He tilts his head to the side. "Naturally. And I thank you for the information. But you're not telling me why Riannon shouldn't flay you and cure the skin."

Dark Japheth: "...becau.. because that would be a waste. Certainly I can do more for the country alive than dead!"

Chromeus18: (brb)

Sarcazmo47: "I think she disagrees. You should convince us. Quickly."

Dark Japheth: "This land was untamed, uncivilized before us! It had been burned since the razing that the demons brought! We cultivated it so it was habitable again!"

Dark Japheth: He's bleeding.

Dark Japheth: Bad.

coughingpuppy: "What's wrong with it being untamed and uncivilized?"

AndrewRogue: "Whoops..."

Dark Japheth: "...people can't live there... they can't raise families.."

AndrewRogue: "Whoops again..."

Dark Japheth: "...it makes excellent hiding spots for the cultists of wicked and EVIL GODS!"

coughingpuppy: "Nature would have reclaimed it without you."

Dark Japheth: "Like Shaitan and Thoth!"

Dark Japheth: The other noise in the room goes out when he speaks those names.

coughingpuppy: Riannon gives him a small, rather cynical grin. "And Deimos?"

Sarcazmo47: "And now you're killing it just as surely as the demons did, if a bit more slowly. Friend...." he shakes his head, then nods to Landus.

Sarcazmo47: Then he turns to face Melissa.

AndrewRogue: *is up lightning quick and bashes his skull. Hard."

AndrewRogue: **

Dark Japheth: John?

Dark Japheth: Roll damage.

Sarcazmo47: No, John got speared.

Sarcazmo47: Junior is getting bashed.

Dark Japheth: Right. But he's still alive, just squirming.

Dark Japheth: Ok.

Dark Japheth: Roll damage. :P

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 6-sided die: 1

AndrewRogue: >_< 3. Mind if I flurry?

Dark Japheth: Nah.

Dark Japheth: Its ok.

Dark Japheth: You are a monk, so I gotta ask

Dark Japheth: Subdual or lethal?

AndrewRogue: Meh. Since we did the spear thing, lethal.

AndrewRogue: *as his hand passes across the skull, he spins out, striking with an elbow*

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 6-sided die: 2

Dark Japheth: Whack.

AndrewRogue: 4 more. 7 total.

Dark Japheth: The man falls down, unconscious, at -1 HP.

Dark Japheth: Bleeding from his ear.

Dark Japheth: John, of course barely conscious at this point, seems to cry.

Dark Japheth: "....please don't kill me."

P Hap409: (You all are bad people, or something!)

Dark Japheth: (Really?)

Dark Japheth: (This is the frst time I've had really intelligent evil PC's who aren't violent. :P)

P Hap409: (Thats what the others citizens would say!)

Sarcazmo47: Anyway, more or less completely unphased by all this, Skocion keeps talking to Melissa. "Now, my dear. Perhaps you have a bit more to say for yourself. I mean, you were prepared to let Sammy die in your place.

Sarcazmo47: Doesn't that make you ashamed?"

Dark Japheth: "......"

Dark Japheth: She doesn't respond.

coughingpuppy: Riannon frowns down at John and puts the spear through his chest.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion takes a small sidestep to aviod the bloodspatter.

AndrewRogue: (BRB)

Dark Japheth: John screams, and dies.

Dark Japheth: Melissa says "Yes! YES I AM ASHAMED!"

Chromeus18: back

Dark Japheth: "I'm sorry, Sammy! I am sorry!"

coughingpuppy: Riannon almost nonchalantly pulls out a knife and starts to skin the corpse.

coughingpuppy: ((...I feel horrible...))

Dark Japheth: His body hasn't even finished twitching yet.

coughingpuppy: That doesn't matter.

Dark Japheth: Keep on going? I'll require a dex check.

*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 6

coughingpuppy: 8.

Dark Japheth: (Roll conscience or you lose humanity!)

Dark Japheth: Alright, you manage to do it sloppily. For example, when you get to the face..

coughingpuppy: ((...))

AndrewRogue: (Back) "Egh..." *makes a point to not watch that*

Dark Japheth: You miss and pop one of the eyes, which sort of oozes out slowly down the floor.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion nods. "That's good to hear, Melissa. Now. Why don't you hand Steven over to Landus?"

Dark Japheth: Melissa is throwing up and apologizing quickly, all at the same time.

Dark Japheth: "....no..."

coughingpuppy: She frowns at it, then shrugs and continues. She isn't very used to doing this sort of thing.

Dark Japheth: "Not my son."

AndrewRogue: "Now come now. You're son hasn't done anything wrong."

Sarcazmo47: "Now now, my dear. We wouldn't want to get blood on your boy."

coughingpuppy: "You seem pretty disgusted for someone who was stewing an animal body on your stove..."

Dark Japheth: "He hasn't done anything wrong! Thats why I'm not giving him to you... you monsters!"

Dark Japheth: "It was meat. Other animals eat meat!"

Sarcazmo47: "Will you shield yourself with his body? It's in his best interest that you put him aside now, Melissa."

coughingpuppy: "They don't sell the pelts for profit."

AndrewRogue: "Now now. I'm not gonna hurt your son. That's why he's asking." *smile* "You can trust me."

Dark Japheth: "........I..."

Dark Japheth: She says "....have him... kill me. Please don't hurt my child."

Dark Japheth: "Please."

Dark Japheth: And hands the three year old to Landus.

coughingpuppy: "We won't hurt him. I'm sure you didn't hurt any cubs you might have come across when you killed their mothers."

Dark Japheth: "I didn't even hunt!"

Sarcazmo47: Skocion waits for her to do so, then says. "Whoever said anything about killing you. Melissa?"

AndrewRogue: *takes him carefully* "Thank ya."

Dark Japheth: "...you've killed the others.."

Dark Japheth: "And I'm just as guilty... I knew about it and said nothing..."

Sarcazmo47: "No, we all want Steven to grow up strong and lean, and it helps to have a mother to raise him. What I need from you is to turn over all the illegitimate funds you've gained from this."

Dark Japheth: "....its under the bed. In the pile of hay. Under the blankets."

Sarcazmo47: "Why don't you go get it?"

Dark Japheth: She won't move, out of fear that sudden movements will get her stabbed or punched in the face.

P Hap409: (You know, 95% of serial killers were raised by their mom *nod*)

Dark Japheth: "...I can't... I'm too scared..."

Dark Japheth: (You know 100% of serial killers are white males between the ages of 15 to 35?)

Sarcazmo47: He smiles. "I'm sure you can. You're strong. Go ahead."

AndrewRogue: (Is it really 100%?)

Chromeus18: (not 100%)

P Hap409: (Untrue, there was that one old guy that shoved flaming cotton balls up his ass)

Dark Japheth: She stands up... steps in a puddle of her own vomit, and keeps going, heads to the bed.

Dark Japheth: (Its 100% for white males, though)

Chromeus18: (women can be serial killers too)

Dark Japheth: (I wasn't completely sure about the age. I read the age somewhere.)

P Hap409: (Bonnie and Clyde)

Dark Japheth: (No, they are just soulsucking creeps. Its something only males do, and really, only white males do)

Dark Japheth: (Right. They weren't fictional at all. Or even serial killers.)

Sarcazmo47: Anyway. She comes back with the sackful of gold?

Dark Japheth: Not a sackful, just.. really a leather purseful.

Sarcazmo47: Rightr.

Dark Japheth: Probably about 200 gold, and probably fifty platinum pieces.

Dark Japheth: She hands it to you hesitantly.

coughingpuppy: ((Whoa.))

Chromeus18: (serial poisoners are serial killers, a few women have poisoned lots of people.)

Sarcazmo47: He takes it.

P Hap409: (That one woman who killed young girls and bathed in their blood)

Dark Japheth: (Elizabeth bathory?)

P Hap409: (Dont remember)

Sarcazmo47: "Thank you, Melissa. This is Junior's, as well?"

Chromeus18: (that's Bathory)

Dark Japheth: (That actually was due to her madness. It wasn't just young girls, it was young people.)

Dark Japheth: "...yes."

Sarcazmo47: Sense motive!

*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 16

P Hap409: (yeah I remember)

Sarcazmo47: 21.

Dark Japheth: She's not lying. It is his gold. Or at least thats what she's been told.

Sarcazmo47: Righto.

Sarcazmo47: "Thank you, Melissa. You've been very helpful. I hope you learned something valuable today."

P Hap409: (If Beo was here, he'd Detect Evil even though its an evil campaign)

Dark Japheth: (And Bathory didn't do it specifically to target someone. For the record, serial killer implies they personally did it, not that they ordered it done or murdered people poisonously anonymously)

AndrewRogue: (Its not an evil campaign.)

Dark Japheth: She's crying.

Dark Japheth: HOLD ON

Dark Japheth: ~-~-~PAUSES GAME~-~-~

Sarcazmo47: *stasis*

Chromeus18: (wants to join in badly :P)

P Hap409: (It isnt?)

Dark Japheth: Sarcazmo47: "Gentlemen, gentlemen. Please, we are not barbarians. I would find it most distasteful if I had to flay your son to get you to speak, John."

Sarcazmo47: Nope!

Dark Japheth: NO IT ISN"T AN EVIL GAME

Dark Japheth: ~-~-~UNPAUSES GAME~-~-~

Sarcazmo47: Hey, he wasn't going to do it!

Dark Japheth: (Regardless.)

Sarcazmo47: Anyway, he turns to Riannon and nods to her again.

P Hap409: (Thats what I get for watching ATHF=/)

coughingpuppy: Riannon looks up from her skinning and smiles briefly. "It should be easier for you to feed your son, without the extra mouth." She probably has most of the skin. She hands it to Melissa.

coughingpuppy: "I'm sure you could fetch a price for that in the right market."

Dark Japheth: She screams in horror.

Dark Japheth: And does not stop screaming.

Dark Japheth: Well, until her voice gives out

AndrewRogue: *rolls eyes* "That's enough Rii."

Dark Japheth: Approximately a minute into it.

Dark Japheth: And then she just sort of gasps.

coughingpuppy: Riannon feigns an innocent expression. "I thought she might appreciate the extra income..."

AndrewRogue: "Unless the boss says otherwise, I think that's enough. Shi..."

Sarcazmo47: Skocion just shakes his head. "Oh, just put the woman out of her misery. Give me the boy, Landus."

coughingpuppy: She nods and skewers Melissa too.

Dark Japheth: She yells. No!

Dark Japheth: Initiatives.

*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 2

*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 20

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 7

*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 11

Dark Japheth: Well it appears this is just fucking funny

coughingpuppy: 13.

AndrewRogue: 10

Dark Japheth: LAST

Sarcazmo47: She screams no and starts to move?

Dark Japheth: Well sort of mouths it

Sarcazmo47: And starts to move?

Chromeus18: (she'd likely get a surprise round :P)

Dark Japheth: And then rushes to leap in between you and Landus.

Sarcazmo47: Okay.

Dark Japheth: No, they were WAITING for her to move.

Dark Japheth: Hence

Dark Japheth: Inits.

Sarcazmo47: Move action to pull out the old scimitar, and then we try to seperate her head from her body.

*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 6

Sarcazmo47: 10!

Chromeus18: (slaughtering commoners, that likely hits :P)

Dark Japheth: Hit.

Dark Japheth: Yeah.

*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 6-sided die: 2

Sarcazmo47: For 4 damage!

Dark Japheth: Skewer chunk

Dark Japheth: She slides down your blade, unconscious, until she is leaning on your body.

Dark Japheth: Bleeding all over your clothes. Reflex save to save your clothing and back up before she does so.

*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 15

Sarcazmo47: 22!

Dark Japheth: Yes!

Dark Japheth: You succeed.

Sarcazmo47: Huzzah!

Dark Japheth: She falls unceremoniously on the floor.

Sarcazmo47: He cleans the blade on her clothes and sheathes it.

Dark Japheth: The only ones in the room are Sammy and, of course, the child.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion holds out his hand again. "The boy, Landus."

AndrewRogue: *sighs* "Really boss, we could hauled 'em into prison."

Sarcazmo47: He snorts. "Why? So they could die after a month in a cell with mouldy bread in their stomachs and despair in their hearts?"

coughingpuppy: "Besides, I like poetic justice."

coughingpuppy: Riannon is heading out to a pump or well or somesuch to clean her hands off.

AndrewRogue: *somewhat reluctant hands the child over* "Eh... whatcha intend to with the kid? I really hope you were serious about leaving him alone."

Dark Japheth: The fountain in the center of town. more like a wishing well.

coughingpuppy: Ah. No she doesn't, then.

Dark Japheth: You see a few ceramic coins at the bottom.

Sarcazmo47: He shakes his head and says, "No, we're taking him to an orphanage."

Dark Japheth: (To the church of Kayeluaokalani? Or however I ended up deciding on the spelling?)

Dark Japheth: (Thats the nearest orphanage for miles. The nearest secular one is... gelendar. :P)

Sarcazmo47: *pardon

Chromeus18: (way too long of a name dude)

Sarcazmo47: Strike that.

Sarcazmo47: "No, we're taking him somewhere where his needs will be seen to."

Dark Japheth: (I'm aware of that. I didn't want anyone to worship her.)

Dark Japheth: (So I made her name too long and impossible to spell)

AndrewRogue: "Eh heh. Good to know."

Dark Japheth: (Plus, I know someone IRL with that name)

Chromeus18: (you completely succeeded)

coughingpuppy: She frowns. "I think it's better if we set him loose."

Dark Japheth: The little boy is completely unable to speak or move his feet unless his hands are held.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion takes his hand.

Sarcazmo47: And looks at Sammy.

Chromeus18: (hand him a business card :P)

Sarcazmo47: "You should remember what happens when people can't control themselves, Sammy. Don't let something like this happen in this town again."

Dark Japheth: "I won't."

Dark Japheth: "Iska omara lomi."

Dark Japheth: He nods.

Sarcazmo47: He nods, gives the man a jaunty salute, and steps outside, leading the boy by the hand.

AndrewRogue: (What's that spoken in?)

Dark Japheth: Undercommon.

Sarcazmo47: Which reminds me!

coughingpuppy: Riannon follows them out, making sure her badger is coming along.

Sarcazmo47: What languages are there in your game, and how are they used?

AndrewRogue: (Ah.) "You might want to clean this." *follows Skocion out*

Dark Japheth: You know, thats a funny question.

Dark Japheth: Elven, Dwarven, Common, Undercommon, Abyssal, Infernal, Celestial, The Dark Tongue, the Words of Creation, the four elemental tongues, a few secret languages.

Dark Japheth: And Nagukorian. As well as the spirit tongue.

Dark Japheth: Each is used appropriately.

Sarcazmo47: Okay. Is undercommon spoken by drow in the underdark?

Dark Japheth: Abyssal is Low Demonic. Infernal is middle demonic. The Dark Tongue is only spoken by the nobility.

Sarcazmo47: Cause if it is, I'll kill you.

Dark Japheth: Nope.

Dark Japheth: There are no Drow.

Sarcazmo47: Good.

Dark Japheth: Its spoken by the evil underground beasties.

Dark Japheth: The underground is naturally under Avernus

Dark Japheth: But hey.

AndrewRogue: (What languages would be most spoken by Pescobnets, because I need two more <_<)

Dark Japheth: (Most of the PHB languages. If you pick one, I'll try and use it more often)

Sarcazmo47: Draconic?

Chromeus18: (in Penobscot, any language would be useful really)

Dark Japheth: Draconic is nice, and the language of Penobscot other than the normal is called OGRAM. Often spoken by the ogres, its more simple than any normal language, and is used by the dumber people there.

Dark Japheth: Draconic = pwn.

Dark Japheth: Language of Mages.

AndrewRogue: (Meh. I'll take Ogram/Dwarven then)

Dark Japheth: (Nice)

Dark Japheth: (Dwarven, I'll use German. :P)

Dark Japheth: (Elven, I'll use actual elven.)

Dark Japheth: (And Celestial will be italian)

Dark Japheth: Anyway

Sarcazmo47: Anyway indeed.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion looks at the other two.

Sarcazmo47: "Did either of you want to do anything else here?"

coughingpuppy: "I don't think anything else is necessary. Other than a bath, maybe." Riannon's probably pretty bloody. "All in all a good day's work I'd say."

AndrewRogue: "Not really boss. I think we handled this enough."

Sarcazmo47: Skocion nods. "We might have been able to work something out with them, but they'd already attracted too much attention to themselves. "

Sarcazmo47: "It seems to me that we should look in on this Shale."

AndrewRogue: "I suppose you got a point boss about that boss. Sorry. Rii gets me edgy sometimes."

Sarcazmo47: "After we get this boy somewhere safe, at least temporarily."

Dark Japheth: If you'd like to fast forward, I can do that.

Sarcazmo47: He smiles. "I can't really see what it is that bothers you so much, Landus."

coughingpuppy: "Squeamish, he is."

Sarcazmo47: Yes, he'll drop off his package and then they'll make for the city with Shale-fellow in it.

AndrewRogue: *rolls his eyes*

Dark Japheth: Wonderful.

coughingpuppy: While they're walking, Riannon gets a strange expression.

coughingpuppy: She'll clean off her hands and forearms somewhere along the way, too.

Sarcazmo47: Does she say anything to make her change in mood known?

AndrewRogue: *drops from his low flight to land on the ground a bit awkwardly*

AndrewRogue: "Eh heh... any of you hear that?" *looking about*

coughingpuppy: "Hear what?"

Sarcazmo47: Skocion just slows down and stops.

AndrewRogue: "Eh heh... turning out to be a weird day. First I dream up a killer poem, now I'm hearing we ought to Let the lord of chaos rule."

coughingpuppy: "Huh. I've been thinking of rhymes too, lately. Probably something I heard as a kid."

Sarcazmo47: Skocion speaks, softly.

Sarcazmo47: "Thy immortal hands and eyes..."

Sarcazmo47: "Must ensure the morning dies."

Sarcazmo47: He turns and looks somewhere between the two of you again.

Sarcazmo47: "How long ago did this start happening?"

coughingpuppy: "Last night, I think." Riannon shrugs. "Didn't think much of it."

Dark Japheth: (Did you guys work Krist, the half-frog, into your awesome racketing scheme?)

AndrewRogue: "Eh... dreamt up the poem last night too. Thought I was exhibiting a new talent."

Sarcazmo47: Uhhh....

Sarcazmo47: Sure!

Sarcazmo47: He was off getting money from a bandit group!

Sarcazmo47: We agreed to rendezvous somewhere.

Chromeus18: whoo!

Dark Japheth: How's about RIGHT HERE.

Dark Japheth: At the fountain, once he arrived!

Sarcazmo47: Sure!

Sarcazmo47: Frogman!

Sarcazmo47: What is Frogman's name?

AndrewRogue: (Krist)

Sarcazmo47: Quick, Frogman! Why did you get involved in this racket in the first place?

Chromeus18: *walks up to the fountain, wrapped in a thick blue blanket.*

P Hap409 has left the room.

Chromeus18: (Cuz I needed money, and this was a quick way to do it)

Sarcazmo47: You've seen all of our specialties - what's yours?

Dark Japheth: (Intimidation. With the SCYTHE)

Sarcazmo47: Oh yeah.

Chromeus18: (Krist is a Kuo-Toan, he makes an exceptional fighter, and his very demeanor unnerves people.)

Sarcazmo47: Excellent.

Sarcazmo47: Okay.

Sarcazmo47: So, he starts up toward the group.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion turns to face you at your approach, but doesn't say anything.

Dark Japheth: (Yay, temporary cheesiness over, but the group = united)

Chromeus18: *the frogman awaits by the fountain*

Sarcazmo47: "Krist. Good. Did they give you any trouble?"

Chromeus18: *he pulls a small bag out of his blanket, not revealing anything underneath.* "Not at all."

Chromeus18: his scythe doesn't have a drop of blood on it.

Sarcazmo47: He smiles. "Excellent. We've picked up something of a lead. If you feel up to it, we can check it out immediately."

AndrewRogue: *readjusts the headband*

Chromeus18: *eyes twitch for a moment, and suddenly regains composure.*

Chromeus18: "If that's your *involuntary throat thrust* wish."

coughingpuppy: "This lead might keep you in money for a while, Skocion. There's probably a network of them."

Sarcazmo47: "Ah. Thank you for reminding me, Riannon."

Sarcazmo47: He shares out 12 platinum to everyone.

AndrewRogue: "Eh heh... quite a bit today."

Chromeus18: *reaches into his bag* "I've taken my share." *drops the rest on the ground, and pockets his hand quickly.*

Sarcazmo47: You don't take it all? Okay.

coughingpuppy: Riannon eyes the platinum without too much interest and drops it into her bag.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion retrives what Krist declines.

Sarcazmo47: How much was it?

Chromeus18: there's 180 gold in the bag

AndrewRogue: *pockets his share quickly* "Thanks boss."

Sarcazmo47: Ah.

Chromeus18: "I've taken my fee for my service."

Sarcazmo47: So Krist has 180, and Skocion splits the 12 platinum 3 ways.

Sarcazmo47: So, everyone gets 4 more yay!

coughingpuppy: ((Yay!))

Dark Japheth: (Anyway)

Sarcazmo47: Yeah.

Sarcazmo47: Anyway.

Sarcazmo47: They do what they were previously doing and make their way on the road, then getting POEMED.

Chromeus18: (is it night out?)

Sarcazmo47: Okay.

Dark Japheth: Hey

Sarcazmo47: Skocion leads you all north.

Dark Japheth: POEMED is awesome.

Chromeus18: *follows silently with his scythe strapped to his back*

AndrewRogue: *takes this opportunity to fly above the party and stretch his wings*

Chromeus18: "Just so you know...."

Sarcazmo47: Skocion leads himself with his stick.

Sarcazmo47: "Yes?"

Chromeus18: "The people I dealt with are still alive. After they defecated themselves, I couldn't stand to be there anymore. So expect later payments from them."

Sarcazmo47: He laughs. "Excellent."

Dark Japheth: Alright. Fast forward, or end the session.

AndrewRogue: "Good job Krist." *dropping a bit low to compliment*

Sarcazmo47: What is the people's will?

Dark Japheth: I've got maybe ten minutes, since I've got other online stuff to do, but my network shuts down at 11:00

Chromeus18: "I'll take my cut, you can distribute the rest as you wish to your peons."

AndrewRogue: (We should prolly end then.)

Dark Japheth: Alright then.

Dark Japheth: EXP!

Sarcazmo47: VOIP!

Dark Japheth: *does so in IM*

AndrewRogue: Whee.

Dark Japheth: AND NOW NOBODY HAS HURT FEELINGS.

Sarcazmo47: Why's that?

AndrewRogue: *gains 3 levels*

Dark Japheth: Because I didn't tell Andrew that Kirk got less than him, or Puppy that kirk got more than her

Dark Japheth: And poor chrome.

Sarcazmo47: Good job!

Dark Japheth: You should all know I'm just kidding and full of shit.

Dark Japheth: :P

AndrewRogue: ^_^

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 6 8-sided dice: 7 7 4 2 8 2

AndrewRogue: Look at my HP!

Sarcazmo47: Wow!

Dark Japheth: You wish you gained five levels!

AndrewRogue: :p

Dark Japheth: ~-~-~END~-~-~

Dark Japheth: Any questions?

Sarcazmo47: Uhh..yeah.

AndrewRogue: How much does human skin go for?

Chromeus18: nope

coughingpuppy: She didn't KEEP the skin.

Dark Japheth: Depends on where you go. You'd probably need to go to Rivas Kul to get a good price.

Dark Japheth: In Tamerand, most citizens are good willed and will turn you in.

Dark Japheth: Rivas Kul...

Dark Japheth: Let me put it this way-

AndrewRogue: Shucks :p

Dark Japheth: Bloody maries include actual faeries that have been cut and diced into the drink

Dark Japheth: ALong with the blood of sentient children.

AndrewRogue: <_<

AndrewRogue: >_>

Sarcazmo47: Tamerand is a neutral country, right? So we should be getting, er, at least Neutral quests, right?

Sarcazmo47: No eating babies.

Sarcazmo47: I hope.

Dark Japheth: Somewhat.

Dark Japheth: Tamerand is controlled by commerce.

Dark Japheth: Its only army is volunteers, and they are paid well. Imagine the ultimate anarchocapitalistic society ever.

Dark Japheth: So you'll get the greedy missions.

Sarcazmo47: Excellent.

Dark Japheth: And none of you made evil cultists

Dark Japheth: So no baby eating missions.

Sarcazmo47: Good.

Sarcazmo47: Why was the one guy flipping out about Thoth and Shaitan and evil cultists?

Dark Japheth: Because some people just know too much for their own good.

Dark Japheth: He knew two names of EVIL GODS

Dark Japheth: And figured that by saying what he did fought them

Dark Japheth: You'd spare him,.

Dark Japheth: GUESS HE FAILED THE WISDOM CHECK

Dark Japheth: *laughs*

Sarcazmo47: Anyway. We're not too evil.

Sarcazmo47: Well, except for Riannon.

Dark Japheth: Dude.

Dark Japheth: You are cold hearted, puppy.

coughingpuppy: She doesn't THINK she's evil, though! She just thinks it's poetic justice, like she said.

Dark Japheth: Its like... the most evil and sadisting thing I've ever seen.

Dark Japheth: POETIC JUSTICE IS EVIL.

coughingpuppy: I think I had way too much fun RPing it, too...

Dark Japheth: Poetic justic is "You crucified jesus, I crucify you."

Sarcazmo47: She's just very angry.

Sarcazmo47: And young.

Dark Japheth: GOOD is "You crucified Jesus, I forgive you."

Dark Japheth: Yeah, in time, roleplaying evil won't be fun

Dark Japheth: Cause you'll be more evil IRL, and who comes online to RP themselves?

Sarcazmo47: ...

Dark Japheth: Thats something Freud would have a field day with

Sarcazmo47: ...

Dark Japheth: wait

Sarcazmo47: 9/10 alignment tests pin me as LE.

Dark Japheth: I'm usually NE or CE.

coughingpuppy: I like LE.

Dark Japheth: Bah.

Dark Japheth: No spontaneity

Dark Japheth: Its all about random evil.

Dark Japheth: Like...

Dark Japheth: "...I hadn't considered this before. When you bend him backwards like this... with the knife inserted just so..."

Sarcazmo47: Like....I'll kill and skin this man in front of his wife and child?

Dark Japheth: "Doesn't he look sort of like a screaming origami swan?"

Dark Japheth: Nah

Dark Japheth: I like semi-insane people though.

Dark Japheth: The ones who cut off people's faces

Sarcazmo47: TOO BAD!

Dark Japheth: and wear them

Dark Japheth: and then start dancing!

Sarcazmo47: NO EVIL CULTISTS FOR YOU!

Dark Japheth: THEY DO THE KOOKY DANCE

Dark Japheth: No, they aren't cultists

Dark Japheth: Cultists are never insane.

Sarcazmo47: THEY CAST THE SPELLS THAT MAKE THE PEOPLES FALL DOWN

Dark Japheth: YES THEY DO

Dark Japheth: Alright

Dark Japheth: Any *real* questions before I sign off?

Sarcazmo47: Wednesday?

Sarcazmo47: And what about Ori?

Sarcazmo47: And the chinaman?

Dark Japheth: Ori ain't online.

Dark Japheth: Dumb kid, probably someone didn't pay the bill in mexico and everyone who was stealing cable off them or stealing off a thief...

Dark Japheth: Hmm

Dark Japheth: Chinaman isn't back from the COMMUNIST LAND

Dark Japheth: Where nobody plays D&D, because thats what Capitalist Pig Dogs do!

Chromeus18: yes, next session would help

Dark Japheth: Uhh

Dark Japheth: Wednesday doesn't look good, my bro gets home.

Dark Japheth: However

Sarcazmo47: Ahhh.

Dark Japheth: I *can* try for like... maybe... tomorrow. MAYBE.

Dark Japheth: MAAAAYBE.

Dark Japheth: Otherwise, we're looking at at least Friday.

Sarcazmo47: MAAAAAAAAAAAYBE.

Dark Japheth: :P

Chromeus18: i won't be here tomorrow or tuesday

Dark Japheth: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAYBE.

Dark Japheth: Then friday.

Dark Japheth: :P

Sarcazmo47: Chrome won't be here tomorrow or tuesday.

Sarcazmo47: Friday!

coughingpuppy: I'll be around...whenever. Because summer means I have no life.

Dark Japheth: DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFINAT ELY?

Chromeus18: friday works!

Dark Japheth: Yes huh! Everyone has a life during the summer.

Dark Japheth: I cancelled a date for you guys, by the way

Dark Japheth: Feel undeniably lucky

Sarcazmo47: I have a job instead!

Dark Japheth: Job!

Sarcazmo47: ...

Dark Japheth: Where do you work?

Sarcazmo47: The UPS Store.

Chromeus18: yeah see, i have to go move in with my girlfriend.

Dark Japheth: Wow

Dark Japheth: Where? And are they hiring?

Sarcazmo47: Why in all hell did you call off a date for D&D.

Dark Japheth: *needs a job that won't require UA's...*

Dark Japheth: Oh.

Dark Japheth: Well

Dark Japheth: Actually

Dark Japheth: I did.... but not for D&D alone.

Dark Japheth: I had promised my sister I'd have a camp-out with her in the living room

Chromeus18: D&D is often better than a date.

Dark Japheth: Setting up the tent and everything, because I'm a badass big brother like that

Dark Japheth: Ordered pizza

Sarcazmo47: The last time a guy tried to cancel a date for D&D, Luke and I beat him within an inch of his life.

Dark Japheth: And so on, been doing that in between you guys

Dark Japheth: Are you serious?

Dark Japheth: LOL.

AndrewRogue: XD

Dark Japheth: Thank god you don't know where I live.

Sarcazmo47: DOn't I

Sarcazmo47: ?

Dark Japheth: No, you don't.

coughingpuppy: Kirk can't cancel a date for D&D.

Chromeus18: i've seen your pic Kirk, i could take you :P

Dark Japheth: Although

Sarcazmo47: ....no. No I don't.

Dark Japheth: I'm sure, in fact, I'm POSITIVE you can ask alex

Sarcazmo47: You've seen my pic?

Dark Japheth: and he could get you my address.

Sarcazmo47: WHAT?

Sarcazmo47: WHEN?

Sarcazmo47: WHERE?

Sarcazmo47: How the hell did a pic of me get on the internet?

Dark Japheth: MAGIC.

Chromeus18: Soppy sent me the group pic

Dark Japheth: He practices Santeria.

Sarcazmo47: Ohhhhhh.

Dark Japheth: VODOO

Sarcazmo47: I see.

Dark Japheth: *VOOdoo

Sarcazmo47: Rock on.

Sarcazmo47: Yes, you probably could.

coughingpuppy: Hey, Soppy never sent me the group pic...

Chromeus18: you look like a guy i went to high school with

Chromeus18: i have the pic if you guys want it.

Sarcazmo47: Is that good or bad?

Sarcazmo47: Yeah, I'd like that pic!

coughingpuppy: Me too.

Dark Japheth: Me three!

Dark Japheth: Despite not being involved in any way shape or form with any of you!

AndrewRogue: Me... its on my other computer.

Dark Japheth: Hey, Andrew- you ever been to the ontario mills mall?

AndrewRogue: Yeah. I go every couple weeks to check out GW <_<

Dark Japheth: Heh!

Dark Japheth: I go pretty much only for Glow and the smoke shop.

AndrewRogue: ^_^

Dark Japheth: But hey, age does that to you.

Chromeus18: accept Kirk!

Dark Japheth: I haven't been back there since I went to alaska

Dark Japheth: Is Glow still there?

Dark Japheth: What about the smoke shop?

Dark Japheth: and shit, getting the five minute warning now

AndrewRogue: Hrmmm... I think Glow closed. Don't know about the smoke shop.

Dark Japheth: KLAATU VERATA NIKTO

Dark Japheth: NOOOOOOOO

Chromeus18: accept Staci!

Dark Japheth: I KILL ALL MALL EMPLOYEES TOMORROW

Dark Japheth: GOOD NIGHT

Dark Japheth has left the room.

Sarcazmo47: I'm the 2nd one from the right.