You have just entered room "DAoA Xtreme Volleyball."

Dark Japheth has entered the room.

Dark Japheth: Or you can make the room. My mother expects me to start chores in about 25 minutes.

Dark Japheth: *chortles with laughter*

Chromeus18 has entered the room.

Dark Japheth: CHROMEY! Whats up?

Chromeus18: blah, not much

AndrewRogue: Ah I need to walk my dog here first <_<

coughingpuppy has left the room.

Chromeus18: rendering my poor computer's ass off, now that i'm back in the land of electricity

coughingpuppy has entered the room.

Dark Japheth: Heh

Dark Japheth: Welcome.

Dark Japheth: Someone care to recap?

coughingpuppy: Hey.

coughingpuppy: Kirk's already recapping on the phone.

Sarcazmo47: I'm glad you didn't get killed by a windblown surfboard or something, Chrome.

Dark Japheth: I think we established Kirk as a storyteller.

Dark Japheth: Aha, but it is not merely for you, it is also for me, and for Chrome, and for Andrew.

Dark Japheth: Just to get events fresh in our minds.

coughingpuppy: Indeed.

AndrewRogue: Oh yeah. I wanna hear this recap.

Dark Japheth: lol

AndrewRogue: *silently prays his BAD PERSON INTUITION is off*

Chromeus18: no one dead yet! half of florida doesn't have power though.

Dark Japheth: Ha, whining about chores gets me the ability to do a few of them now. I will do this while recap occurs. Someone do it in chat, I want it in the log for my own sick amusement. Or wait until I'm back.

Dark Japheth: :P

AndrewRogue: I'm going to walk my dog, so if you want me to help recap Kirk, you gotta wait.

Chromeus18: http://patburch.jinxonline.com/Chrysalis/ima ges/sila.jpg

Chromeus18: gaze upon what i spent all day doing

AndrewRogue: ...that kicks ass. Now BRB

Chromeus18: i'm rendering the wind and grass blowing now

Sarcazmo47: That is pretty sexy.

Sarcazmo47: It is reminicent of Jabba's Palace.

Chromeus18: minus the pudding golem

Sarcazmo47: Yah.

Sarcazmo47: SO

Sarcazmo47: Krist, you missed a flight to Penobscot to see Landus's sister.

Sarcazmo47: Everyone was very mushy.

Chromeus18: blah

coughingpuppy: He also missed Rivas Kul.

Sarcazmo47: Oh.

Sarcazmo47: Yeah, that too.

Chromeus18: i was about to ask... about Rivas Kul

Sarcazmo47: We walked there.

coughingpuppy: Skocion got woman-raped!

Sarcazmo47: Skocion got raped by the queen.

Sarcazmo47: They walked back.

Sarcazmo47: That was that.

Sarcazmo47: THEN they flew to Penobscot.

Sarcazmo47: Niniel revealed that, oh, she could cure Landus's sister's debilitating illness.

Sarcazmo47: People were like "Huh."

Sarcazmo47: Ice cream was had.

Sarcazmo47: Everyone went to various beds - Riannon to the forest, Skocion to an upscale hotel, Landus to his sister's flat.

Sarcazmo47: Krist can be wherever, I'd guess.

Chromeus18: has Niniel turned into Karnage yet and ate us?

Sarcazmo47: Uh, sort of.

AndrewRogue: I was gonna say that <_<

Sarcazmo47: Andrew, you can take over from here.

Sarcazmo47: It's all stuff that happened to your character anyway.

AndrewRogue: Weeeell, turns out poor Nin says she's a demon sent from hell to torment him who fell in love with him after that dream of smothering his sister and all.

Chromeus18: if anyone has logs, just send em to me, i'll catch up

AndrewRogue: By not doing Bad Stuff (TM) she's been rendered dissonant and will die unless she harms Landus.

Chromeus18: a Succu-py, eh?

AndrewRogue: But she wuvs him and won't do it.

AndrewRogue: Landus weighs options, senses a lot of motives and in the end determines that she's one of the very very few people who care about him.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion also pensioned Landus off the team.

Chromeus18: omg

AndrewRogue: So its determined that by doing the succubi energy drain thing she'll be okay.

Chromeus18: free agent, he gets recruited by the Goro Bruins

AndrewRogue: So the most excellent way of losing levels is had and black is faded to.

AndrewRogue: And lo, here we are.

Chromeus18: (on a side note, i'm on frame 3-150 -_- place your bets as to when this shit will finish)

Sarcazmo47: And he fails his fort save.

AndrewRogue: I still have the important save to make :p

Chromeus18: i've missed four sessions

Chromeus18: or should i wait for chapter 15-32?

Sarcazmo47: No, that was it.

Sarcazmo47: They were short and uninteresting anyway.

AndrewRogue: Yeah.

Chromeus18: stupid hurricanes

Chromeus18: aaaaaaaahhh

AndrewRogue: ?

Chromeus18: i need to track down my .RGB plugin for photoshop, cuz maya hates bitmaps

AndrewRogue: Ah.

AndrewRogue: Anyway, dog out now. Be back

Chromeus18: jesus h fucking christ on a pogo crucifix

Chromeus18: i forgot to backlight the castle tower.

Chromeus18: GNOMORE!

Chromeus18: HAK HAK DRAKKHEN

Chromeus18: GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF NYARLATHOTEP

Sarcazmo47: Someone broke the Chrome.

Chromeus18: i just started batch rendering this shit... i need to fix it, but my pirated copy of maya won't open when i'm online.

Sarcazmo47: Who has the Instruction Manual?

Chromeus18: and if i stick my nose back in that now, i'm gone for tonight.

Sarcazmo47: HARD DECISION TIME, BOYO

Sarcazmo47: TO DRAW OR TO GAME

Sarcazmo47: WHICH IS YOUR DESTINY?

Chromeus18: brb

Chromeus18 has left the room.

Dark Japheth: It appears to draw.

Dark Japheth: While my destiny, of course, is to be consistently guilt tripped into fixing my parents insane gardening issues.

Chromeus18 has entered the room.

Dark Japheth: Dad- "Why won't my onions grow?" Me- "Because you don't do anything to replenish the soil, there is no nutrients left. They won't grow."

Dark Japheth: Dad- "...that doesn't make sense."

Dark Japheth: Me- "...The dirt isn't good enough for the plants.

Dark Japheth: Dad- "...but Matt! I know if you take dirt, add seeds, then water, plants come up!"

Chromeus18: i'll fix it, render and game at the SAME TIME

Dark Japheth: Me- "...I fucking give up, I hope to god Kirk, Riannon, Andrew and Chrome are online."

Dark Japheth: Anyway. Yeah, dissonance, bad things happening, evil shit going down

Dark Japheth: I suggest every last person log this game. >.>

Sarcazmo47: Why is that?

Sarcazmo47: Because there will be dying muchly?

Chromeus18: AAAAARRRGH

Chromeus18: brb

Dark Japheth: I bet on one PC death, and probably about two hours of combat.

Sarcazmo47: .....

Sarcazmo47: I don't like PC death.

Chromeus18 has left the room.

Dark Japheth: This is the prediction of the wise koopa troopa.

Sarcazmo47: PC death = sad times.

coughingpuppy: I know. :-(

Dark Japheth: You really shouldn't, since only the high priest of each religion can rezz.

Dark Japheth: At all.

Dark Japheth: *shrug*

AndrewRogue: (I'm back)

Chromeus18 has entered the room.

Dark Japheth: Welcome back.

Dark Japheth: Is everyone here?

AndrewRogue: We appear to be.

Chromeus18: ok, i'm gonna be lagging like Traci Lords tonight

coughingpuppy: Yep!

Chromeus18: i'm ready sir launcelot!

Sarcazmo47: SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH

Chromeus18: lesbians!

Chromeus18: or no...

AndrewRogue: ...

Dark Japheth: Heh.

Dark Japheth: ~-~-~BEGIN~-~-~

Dark Japheth: We will start with landus.

Dark Japheth: You faded to black in the middle of the oh so fun romp you had with Niniel.

AndrewRogue: (Oh yay!)

Dark Japheth: You are alone in her room. It is morning, and you are alone.

AndrewRogue: (And are we feeling dizzy and ill-ish?)

Dark Japheth: (Can I get a "the rest of the group is downstairs" cheesy done?)

Dark Japheth: Oh, quite.

Dark Japheth: It feels like... a piece of you is missing.

Dark Japheth: You do not know what it is, but something is missing, and as a result, your balance is off, your will seems sapped...

Chromeus18: (i.e. syphilis)

AndrewRogue: (And sure, do the rest of the group stuff first.)

Dark Japheth: No.

Dark Japheth: If you want, you head downstairs.

Dark Japheth: I presume that the rest of the group is downstairs, idly chatting.

Dark Japheth: Actually, yeah.

Dark Japheth: None of you have seen Niniel, or Landus, since he went upstairs to her room last night.

AndrewRogue: (<_<) *manages to roll himself out of bed, rather disoriented* "Er...? Eh heh? Not supposed to be here. Damn..." *he reassembles his clothes and stumbles in that downstairs direction*

Chromeus18: Krist eats a piece of bacon.

coughingpuppy: Riannon is resting her head in her arms and not talking much.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion eats nothing at all, but rather flirts with the server.

Dark Japheth: The woman smiles, of course, at you. She is a half orc, but you can only tell from the greenish tint to her skin.

Dark Japheth: Other than that, she's kind of pretty.

AndrewRogue: *he manages his way over to the table* "Did any of you see Nin this morning?" *hs sounds... off*

Chromeus18: Krist motions for Landus to take a seat, assuming that we're assuming nothing is wrong

coughingpuppy: "Huh-uh. Sorry."

AndrewRogue: *shakes his head* "No thanks Krist. Mmm... stupid girl. Jeanne'll kill me."

Sarcazmo47: Skocion turns his attentions away from the server. "Did you find your evening....restful?"

AndrewRogue: "Not really boss."

Sarcazmo47: He nods. "Well, I suppose you should be getting home, no? Would you like some breakfast before we part?"

Sarcazmo47: And he waves his hand. "And I'm not your boss anymore, remember?"

coughingpuppy: Riannon looks up and over at Landus. "You're leaving?"

AndrewRogue: "No thanks. I shouldn't even be here right now." *he sighs* "Right, right Skocion."

AndrewRogue: "And yeah Rii. I don't need the money from this anymore. My sister needs somewhere here with her a lot more."

Chromeus18: Krist looks up at Landus, not really looking like he cares.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion gives him a little shooing-along wave. "Go, then. I'm explain it to the others."

AndrewRogue: "Thanks bo... Skocion."

AndrewRogue: *he gives a weak grin and a jaunty salute as he takes off at slightly faster than calm speed*

coughingpuppy: She waves at Landus as he walks off.

AndrewRogue: "Its been a treat! Keep yourselves best you can."

Chromeus18: (Krist STABS HIM IN THE SKULL)

Chromeus18: Krist just nods.

coughingpuppy: "Yeah, you too."

Dark Japheth: Landus runs through the alleys and streets. You get tired way easier- like your stamina has been sapped..

Dark Japheth: But of course, you know why.

Sarcazmo47: And when Landus leaves, "So....where do you two suggest we seek a replacement? I've heard rumors of gladiatorial arenas in this region."

coughingpuppy: Riannon lets her head drop back down onto the table. "Eh...I don't know. It's not like we do too much fighting anymore."

Chromeus18: "I'm pretty unfamiliar with this place.." unless know:hist helps any

Dark Japheth: History might.

Dark Japheth: I mean, if you wanted to get Throkk to join the group.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion shrugs. "All the more reason to be prepared, Riannon. You only need to lose once."

Chromeus18: heheh

Dark Japheth: brb smoke.

Chromeus18: Throkk has a paladin level I think, he'd Bernlak us

coughingpuppy: "Yeah, I suppose you're right. Another hand might help us out, too."

Sarcazmo47: "Besides, I've......had an unplesant feeling these past weeks. Losing a quarter of our strength does not help it."

coughingpuppy: "You aren't the only one."

Chromeus18: Krist hasn't read the logs yet, so he'll just nod along accordingly.

coughingpuppy: "An arena'd be fine. Can't ever have too many people handy with a weapon."

Sarcazmo47: Skocion calls the waitress over again while the important stuff happens in IMs with Andrew.

AndrewRogue: Not at the moment actually.

AndrewRogue: I have the option though, you folks want the important stuff in chat or IM?

Sarcazmo47: Your call.

Chromeus18: doesn't matter to me

Sarcazmo47: We can come up with things to do.

Sarcazmo47: Like, say, get into gladiatorial arena fights. Or hire gladiators.

Sarcazmo47: Or duel the Emperor himself in the great arena.

AndrewRogue: That would be awesome.

Chromeus18: whahaha

Dark Japheth: There is an emperor?

Sarcazmo47: </Gladiator>

coughingpuppy: ((We still need to watch the end of that...))

Dark Japheth: That... sounds... stupid.. no emperor would dare fight in an arena outside of D&D.

Chromeus18: (*fights Tigrus*)

Sarcazmo47: Yes, yes we do

Sarcazmo47: No intelligent Emperor, no.

Sarcazmo47: Granted, this Emperor coup de graced his opponent with a poisoned dagger beforehand.

Sarcazmo47: And HOLY BEJEESUS THE LAG IS KILLING ME

Sarcazmo47: MASSACRE THE LESBIANS

Sarcazmo47: Oh. That's better.

Chromeus18: you killed 1d50 lesbians

*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 50-sided die: 16

Sarcazmo47: Anyhoo.

Sarcazmo47: "My dear, your service has been impeccable, and I thank you for it." He presses a platinum piece into her palm. "I was hoping that you might be able to help a few bored visitors ot a bit more."

Chromeus18: (Skocion: Sluts are on me!)

Dark Japheth: She looks at you. "What? How can I help you?'

Sarcazmo47: "Well, you see, my friends and I are....how shall I put this....connisseurs of the martial arts. And I've heard there are a number of places that one might see a wide variety of techniques practiced...and wagered on."

Dark Japheth: "Oh, the Fight Clubs."

Dark Japheth: "What about them?"

Sarcazmo47: "I'd like to find one. Or more."

Chromeus18: (she's breaking the first rule)

Sarcazmo47: (Stuff her face in between your bitch tits)

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 9

Dark Japheth: "Thats easy. Hmm. Outside of the hall of heroes, every saturday night. A group of people get together, and just beat on each other."

Dark Japheth: "I watch them once in a while. Some people wager, again, but mostly everyone just goes there to get rid of stress."

Sarcazmo47: "Are there any other groups that practice more regularly? Or more privately?"

coughingpuppy: "Or more professionally."

Sarcazmo47: WHERE DO I FIND THE DEAD PEOPLES

Dark Japheth: "...I don... hmm. Probably in one of the gnoll districts."

Dark Japheth: The girl looks at you. "In the northern section of town."

Dark Japheth: "...They hide it well, they have to, or the police get them and break them up.'

Sarcazmo47: Skocion takes her hand and kisses it extravagantly. "Your assistance is priceless, my lady."

Chromeus18: Krist blinks.

coughingpuppy: Riannon comes close to rolling her eyes.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion looks at the others. "Still eating?"

Dark Japheth: She smiles. "Thank you for the tip."

Chromeus18: Krist has mysteriously finished!

coughingpuppy: "I'm done."

Sarcazmo47: "My pleasure, madam.

Sarcazmo47: "

Chromeus18: "Are you done, Skocion?"

Sarcazmo47: He laughs. "Quite. Let's go."

coughingpuppy: Riannon gets up, stretches, an d heads for the doorway.

Sarcazmo47: And away they go, to the Gnoll district!

Chromeus18: Krist stands, and walks out the door.

Chromeus18: lesbians are eating my FACE

Dark Japheth: As you walk out... you step outside, and see...

Dark Japheth: *moves the IM to the chat*

Sarcazmo47: FOMP

Dark Japheth: (sorry. Otherwise... you'll probably never find them again)

Dark Japheth: Nothing.

Dark Japheth: You continue walking, to the gnoll district.

Dark Japheth: But you get faded out as Landus is ... ach fuck it

Dark Japheth: YOU IN GNOLLS

Dark Japheth: (....going... insane)

Dark Japheth: (lag)

AndrewRogue: (...what the fuck?)

Sarcazmo47: I am cunfused.

Dark Japheth: ANYWAY

Dark Japheth: IGNORE ME FOR A MOMENT.

*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 1

Chromeus18: FAILE

Sarcazmo47: That 1 means combat, kids!

Sarcazmo47: GNOLLED

Sarcazmo47: Gorth, I just want you to know that I'm going to be paying more attention to this game than AND.

Sarcazmo47: By a lot.

Chromeus18: (why does that always happen? :P)

AndrewRogue: (Because its the first AND in two weeks :p)

AndrewRogue: (Nobody cares ^_~)

Dark Japheth: Aww.

Dark Japheth: You are so sweet.

Dark Japheth: If only this game wasn't lagged.

Dark Japheth: oooooh

Dark Japheth has left the room.

coughingpuppy: Noooooooooooooo

coughingpuppy: We lost our DM.

Sarcazmo47: I lost my ability to make text appear in chat.

AndrewRogue: We've been defeated.

coughingpuppy: I can see it.

Dark Japheth has entered the room.

Chromeus18: he shall return!

Dark Japheth: Fucking lag.

Chromeus18: i'd be a better prophet if my predictions came before the event

Sarcazmo47: True.

Dark Japheth: Indeed.

Dark Japheth: You could always go back in time.

Dark Japheth: I mean, it worked for the Oracle.

Dark Japheth: :P

Sarcazmo47: So.

Sarcazmo47: Welcome To The Gnoll District!

Sarcazmo47: Is there a big banner or something?

Dark Japheth: No.

Dark Japheth: But...

Dark Japheth: It is a rather savage and messed up place.

Dark Japheth: Imagine east LA. But if the gangbangers just had strength, and nasty fangs, over everyone else.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion probably sticks out like a meatbag on Tatooine.

Chromeus18: Krist looks scary anyways!

Sarcazmo47: Krist fits right in, man.

Dark Japheth: Krist actually does. He fits in better than anyone else in the group can.

Sarcazmo47: "Krist...why don't you take the lead here?"

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 12

Chromeus18: "If you wish."

Chromeus18: any abandoned buildings around?

Dark Japheth: There are a few, most of them surrounded by what appears to be a soft string.

Dark Japheth: The string denotes the building is condemned and to be torn down, replaced by a better building.

Chromeus18: "A building like that would be an ideal place. Maybe too obvious."

Dark Japheth: Hm. listen checks.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion shrugs. "Of course, Master."

*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 6

coughingpuppy: 13.

*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 3

*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 18

Sarcazmo47: 19.

Chromeus18: +wis is 3!

Dark Japheth: lol.

Dark Japheth: Ri and Sko hear an almost barking noise.

Dark Japheth: From inside the building.

Sarcazmo47: "There is something inside, Master."

coughingpuppy: "Sounds like gnolls in there."

Chromeus18: Krist looks towards it.

Chromeus18: is it condemned?

Dark Japheth: It appears to have been.

Chromeus18: "Let us check it out."

Chromeus18: Krist steps over the string, and ventures inside!

Chromeus18: (lesbians run amok)

coughingpuppy: Riannon follows him.

Chromeus18: and Krist draws his scythe with a quick, precise motion.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion follows.

Sarcazmo47: Remaining unarmed for now.

Dark Japheth: Heh.

Dark Japheth: You all hear a noise... of something landing, HARD, right outside, almost as soon as you step inside.

Dark Japheth: It is breathing heavily, looking at you all. Covered in blood, which drips from its wings in a horrifically grotesque fashion.

Chromeus18: Krist whirls around to face it

AndrewRogue: "Eh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh..."

Sarcazmo47: Skocion gives himself a three-count before turning to face the sound, unless it's charging.

Chromeus18: "You're back Landus?"

AndrewRogue: "No, not really."

Sarcazmo47: Skocion is silent for a moment, just staring.

coughingpuppy: Riannon turns around, looking at him in confusion. "Landus?"

Chromeus18: "What... happened to you?"

AndrewRogue: *he takes the pension purse and tosses it at the ground around Skocion's feet*

coughingpuppy: "Hold still a minute, Landus, I can heal you if you're wounded."

AndrewRogue: *he sounds just about as bad as he looks* "Noooo you can't. I'm dead!"

Sarcazmo47: Skocion makes a sharp, slicing motion at Riannon when she says that, a nonverbal commant not to move.

Chromeus18: "...."

AndrewRogue: *he tchs gently* "Don't be stupid Rii. You can't heal what's dead."

Chromeus18: "Have a happy funeral then."

Sarcazmo47: Skocion takes a step forward. "That's a fallacy. In fact you can. What the fuck is wrong with you, boy?"

Chromeus18: and Krist lowers his scythe.

AndrewRogue: *the laughing switches pitches and becomes... sobs* "You need a right hand again boss? A fool to serve at your beck and call maybe?"

Sarcazmo47: "Landus.....come here."

Sarcazmo47: He extends a hand.

coughingpuppy: Riannon is just watching him in silence.

AndrewRogue: "She's dead boss. Deaddeaddeaddeaddeaddeaddeaddead deaddeaddeaddead."

Sarcazmo47: His voice, carefully modulated, becomes a command. "Come here, Landus."

AndrewRogue: "Right boss-Skocion. I'm here. See? "

AndrewRogue: *he manages a couple of staggering steps forward*

Sarcazmo47: Skocion takes a step forward, hand still extended.

Sarcazmo47: "Take my hand."

Chromeus18: Krist's throat thrusts.

AndrewRogue: *he reaches out and takes it, shaking like a leaf as he decides to laugh/growl/scream/shout/cry/whisper*

Sarcazmo47: Skocion siezes his wrist and pulls him close into a bloody man-hug.

Chromeus18: (does Krist even know about Landus's sister?)

Sarcazmo47: Naturally.

AndrewRogue: "She did it... bitchsluthoar... Niiniel." *the name is growled even as he cries and drips blood all over Skocion*

coughingpuppy: "You sure about that?"

Sarcazmo47: "Landus, Landus, Landus. Stop. Stop thinking."

AndrewRogue: "Eh heh heh heh... I'm not boss. Am I thinking Krist? Rii?"

Chromeus18: Krist's throat expands again, and contracts... very slowly.

Sarcazmo47: "Come inside." He starts back into the building, leading Landus by the wrist.

coughingpuppy: Riannon just looks at Landus and doesn't answer.

AndrewRogue: "We gonna break some folks boss? Nasty nasty gnolls?"

Chromeus18: "...I understand how it feels, Landus."

Sarcazmo47: "....yes." He snatches up the purse as he walks past it.

AndrewRogue: In his mad twisted way, sense motive!

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 2

Chromeus18: (to whom?)

AndrewRogue: ~12

AndrewRogue: (And... I need to go pick up the pizza my mom ordered. I'll be like 15 minutes -_- Maybe it will help make lesbians leave.)

AndrewRogue: (Skocion)

Sarcazmo47: Has Skocion ever lied to you?

Dark Japheth: (The answer to that, of course, is a resounding no.)

Dark Japheth: We appear to be on a fifteen minute break.

Dark Japheth: Therefore.

Sarcazmo47: Well, that's interesting.

Dark Japheth: Anyone got any ideas for fun? I vote Yahzee.

*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 5 6-sided dice: 4 1 3 4 6

*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 5 6-sided dice: 5 5 5 1 6

Dark Japheth: Hmm. Reroll the 1, 3, and 6

Chromeus18: i win!

*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 3 6-sided dice: 6 4 4

Dark Japheth: Four of a kind 4's, six high.

Chromeus18: reroll 1

Dark Japheth: Beat that biznitch

*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 6-sided die: 4

Dark Japheth: It appears I am the master of AIM dice

Sarcazmo47: Ohh...so close.

Dark Japheth: He had a one in six chance.

Sarcazmo47: Thank god you don't do that in combat.

Dark Japheth: Full house doesn't beat four of a kind.

Chromeus18: you saw my last damage roll, right?

Dark Japheth: I did, I don't remember it at the moment.

Sarcazmo47: You saw my last damage roll, right?

Chromeus18: 2d4, i got two 4's

Chromeus18: cuz AIM likes to taunt me cruelly like that

Sarcazmo47: It was a 1.

Sarcazmo47: But I still made the kill!

*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 17

Dark Japheth: Dude. ::P

*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 2 4-sided dice: 4 2

Chromeus18: ok, not that bad

Dark Japheth: I like it that everyone has a kill count of 1.

Dark Japheth: Except Krist

Dark Japheth: Who is at 1 killcount

Chromeus18: Krist hasn't killed anything this campaign

Sarcazmo47: Landus has killed the most stuff!

Chromeus18: he's ruined some shit, but no deaths

Dark Japheth: Has he?

Dark Japheth: No, but I think Landus' kill count is going WAY up this session

Sarcazmo47: 1 commoner, 1 assassin beastie thing.

Chromeus18: SCYTHE STAB, TRIP TO BACKBREAK!

Chromeus18: the Krist/Landus combo

Dark Japheth: Oh.

Dark Japheth: You are right.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion has....1 commoner. Riannon has 1 commoner.

Chromeus18: Krist: 0

Sarcazmo47: Mrrrr....

Sarcazmo47: *is anxious*

coughingpuppy: Anxious? Why?

Sarcazmo47: I can FEEL the combat creeping up....stalking us...

Dark Japheth: What I'm wondering

Dark Japheth: Is why nobody is saying "...Ok... I'm going to find that Niniel bitch."

Dark Japheth: "And fucking kill her."

Sarcazmo47: Because at the moment, Skocion is saying "I need to get Landus sane before he flips out and attacks us all."

Dark Japheth: Heh

coughingpuppy: They're too worried about Landus to immediately think of killing Niniel.

Sarcazmo47: I quit. We're not even the evil party. We're the UnGood party.

Chromeus18: Krist would have to addend the figurine then.

Dark Japheth: Whats funny about that..

Dark Japheth: Is you now have a perfect likeness of Niniel.

Sarcazmo47: Now, if only one of us knew voodoo!

Dark Japheth: In a town that you throw a rock, and you'll find someone who knows a cleric.

Dark Japheth: Clerics have a very useful spell... Find the path.

Dark Japheth: :P

Dark Japheth: Say "That is Niniel. Find us the real version of her."

Chromeus18: good point :P

Dark Japheth: Now you see why she didn't want you to sculpt her?

Sarcazmo47: Don't.....Druids...get that spell?

Dark Japheth: I think they might. I don't remember.

Chromeus18: my AMPHIBIAN CHARM won her over!

Chromeus18: it sounds like a druid spell

Dark Japheth: No, she just convinced herself that you were too stupid to do it right.

Dark Japheth: I know Clerics get the spell.

Dark Japheth: Dunno about druids.

Sarcazmo47: It seems like they should.

Sarcazmo47: *looks*

Dark Japheth: No, to me it sounds like a fucking RANGER spell

Dark Japheth: But hey.

Chromeus18: Ranger/Druid!

Chromeus18: it's like.. level 6 though isn't it?

Chromeus18: or is that Discern Location?

Chromeus18: i hate D&D spells sometimes.

Sarcazmo47: 6th level Cleric, Druid, and Bard.

Sarcazmo47: It lets the caster avoid all traps and things.

Dark Japheth: Hey, I just got an idea. Doesn't Skocion have in his list of contacts a high level cleric?

Sarcazmo47: Why, yes

Sarcazmo47: Several of them.

AndrewRogue: (Back, sorry)

Chromeus18: whoo!

Sarcazmo47: ROCK ON

Sarcazmo47: 1UP

AndrewRogue: (Where were? Ah yes... THERMOS'D)

Sarcazmo47: HARDCORE THERMOS OH YES

Sarcazmo47: Inside the abandoned building!

AndrewRogue: "I dunno boss. She said you cared for me you know that? Isn't that funny?" *he finds it immensely so* "So when will you stab me in the back?"

coughingpuppy: "Hey, Landus, you don't have to worry about anybody here stabbing you in the back. I think Niniel's a special case."

Chromeus18: Krist blinks.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion doesn't answer.

Sarcazmo47: He looks....offended, sort of.

Sarcazmo47: Sad, maybe.

Sarcazmo47: He opens his mouth once, to say something, but then shakes his head and closes it again, silent.

AndrewRogue: "Oh... don't worry boss. I'll still love you the same. I did Nin didn't I?"

Sarcazmo47: "Shut up, Landus."

Sarcazmo47: His tone is flat.

AndrewRogue: *he does so*

Sarcazmo47: Skocion waits a moment, staring at him. "Where is your sister's body?"

AndrewRogue: "It depends boss, it depends. Maybe its still lying right there in the church or maybe they buried her already."

Sarcazmo47: His voice falls quiet. "Landus. What happened?"

Chromeus18: Krist listens silently.

AndrewRogue: "She lied to me, y'know. That whole love me thing. So cute!"

coughingpuppy: "Landus, what did she do?"

Sarcazmo47: ((Sooooooooo precious!))

AndrewRogue: "She said she was a demon and that she betrayed her purpose to destroy me and was gonna die for it. She didn't want to hurt me! Irooony <3!" (The heart is practically visible)

Sarcazmo47: Skocion repeats his question flatly. "Landus....what happened?"

AndrewRogue: "So I sleep with her. Let her take part of my soul so she can live. One of the few people who care. Couldn't let her die. So we sleeeept together! She took part of me! Then I go home!"

AndrewRogue: *he starts breaking down again*

Sarcazmo47: Skocion slaps him.

AndrewRogue: "Eh heh! That's the way you do it! Slap sense! She was dying boss. Alllll sliced up! She even tore her wing off, broke the other!"

AndrewRogue: "And here I am, alone, adrift and needing a job."

Chromeus18: "Did you witness this?"

Sarcazmo47: "Landus....your sister is murdered and you're on your knees?"

Sarcazmo47: His tone is cold, but begins to become icy.

Sarcazmo47: "Fool! Do you want to die? Do you want to despair?"

Sarcazmo47: "Get the fuck up and hate! If you sleep again before you've bathed in her murderer's blood, I'll kill you myself."

Sarcazmo47: He crouches low.

Sarcazmo47: "Sit here and die."

Chromeus18: Krist blinks

coughingpuppy: "What makes you so sure she betrayed you, Landus?"

Sarcazmo47: He gazes intently into Landus's eyes with his own blind ones.

AndrewRogue: "Try it and you'll die first boss. That you will."

Sarcazmo47: "Go on, Landus. Curl up and die."

Chromeus18: Krist's throat thrusts again, and retracts very slowly.

Sarcazmo47: "Or stand up, and hate, and live. Do it now."

AndrewRogue: "You think I don't hate boss?"

Sarcazmo47: He slaps him again.

Sarcazmo47: "Don't speak. Act."

Sarcazmo47: Anyone want a sense motive here?

Dark Japheth: Yes

*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 1

Dark Japheth: ...I have no fucking clue whats going on

Dark Japheth: *has a cigarette*

Sarcazmo47: Awsome.

*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 10

Chromeus18: 10!

AndrewRogue: "Touch me like that again and I'll tear your throat out first."

Chromeus18: or 14, if it's int

*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 13

coughingpuppy: 17.

AndrewRogue: "I intend to make her pay. I will break every, pay every scratch ten-fold."

AndrewRogue: *break every bone

Sarcazmo47: "Good!"

Sarcazmo47: "You see now. It gives you clarity. Now tell me what happened."

AndrewRogue: "Same thing I told you boss. The lying whore killed her."

Chromeus18: "Yet you're the one who trusted her. A self proclaimed demon."

Sarcazmo47: "Two hours ago, I was eating breakfast. Explain to me what happened since then."

Chromeus18: "And gave yourself to her, so she could finish her deed."

AndrewRogue: "Wouldn't you trust one who 'confessed' their every crime to you? Killed themselves for you? It doesn't matter though, you don't know."

AndrewRogue: "I went home and found her that way boss. She was concious longe enough to know what had happened. Alllll cut up she was. Blood everywhere. I think her wing is still there."

Chromeus18: Krist's throat expands again, and begins to contract. Before it finishes, he croaks out a "NO!"

coughingpuppy: "How do you know it was Niniel, Landus?"

Chromeus18: "I *KNOW* of your pain. You read her book which she willingly laid before you, and still wrote the ending the way she wished it. I guarantee she's laughing at you now. You were used worse than a piece of toilet paper."

Chromeus18: "Had I your opportunities, I would not be able to relate with your suffering."

AndrewRogue: "Jeanne told me, and she never lies, y'know that? She'd get all three axes easy." *and he starts laughing* "So perfect aren't we Krist?"

Chromeus18: "Compared to you, I have to agree."

Sarcazmo47: Skocion is rapidly left behind by this conversation.

Chromeus18: "There is always rectification though."

AndrewRogue: "That's nice. And maybe you're right! I'll have my vengence, but you won't live to see it happen."

AndrewRogue: *but if you don't shut up

Chromeus18: "A man on his knees is in no position to make threats." Krist still has his scythe in hand.

Sarcazmo47: "Motherfucker." Skocion sighs, and his lips move.

Chromeus18: "We have a common ground, Landus."

AndrewRogue: *he pushes himself to his feet* "Not really." *he cracks his knuckles*

coughingpuppy: "Krist, you aren't helping."

Chromeus18: "Do you wish to see Niniel dead?"

Chromeus18: (lesbians strike at the WORST times)

Sarcazmo47: Skocion takes a deep break. "Enough. Krist, silence. Landus, Krist is not your enemy. I am not your enemy. Niniel is your enemy. Do not forget it."

AndrewRogue: "Of course I'll see her dead. And then I'll take her to my place in hell." *he smiles* "Right boss. Of course. I know that."

AndrewRogue: "Eh heh... I'm playing with him."

Sarcazmo47: "I can help you, Landus. For my right hand is the strongest part of myself. But not if it is the enemy of my left hand. Are you still with me, Landus?"

Sarcazmo47: And he extends his right hand.

AndrewRogue: "Of course boss. I got nothing but you and vengence left." *he takes the hand*

Sarcazmo47: He takes Landus's hand in a vice grip.

Chromeus18: Krist grimaces.

Sarcazmo47: "I have never lied to you. You know this."

AndrewRogue: "'course not boss."

Sarcazmo47: "Then it shall be so." He releases Landus's hand.

AndrewRogue: (And lo, yaoi was had.)

Sarcazmo47: "Now.......get yourself cleaned up."

Sarcazmo47: Internal dissention is BAD.

Chromeus18: this is nothing

AndrewRogue: "Right boss. I don't think I can get it all. Blood stains deep."

Sarcazmo47: He speaks, almost inaudibly. "We all know that, here."

coughingpuppy: "You need healed at all, Landus?" Riannon is feeling slightly awkward after that whole Skocion-Landus moment.

AndrewRogue: "None of its mine dear Rii, not a drop."

AndrewRogue: "Unless you can fix my soul of course." *he grins*

coughingpuppy: "Only purpose does that, Landus."

AndrewRogue: "Of course dear Rii. That's why I have one. I always have one."

Chromeus18: Krist straps his scythe back onto his back silently, turning away.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion rolls his blind eyes up toward the sky for a moment.

Sarcazmo47: Then he looks forward.

Sarcazmo47: "I know someone that can help us find her."

AndrewRogue: "Oh ho?"

AndrewRogue: *Landus seems to be... mostly normal*

Chromeus18: Krist is sitting on the floor.

Sarcazmo47: "Yes..."

Sarcazmo47: "Let's get back to Tamerand."

coughingpuppy: Riannon offers Krist a hand up.

AndrewRogue: "Indeed. Back home to Tamerand. Aren't you excited Krist?"

Sarcazmo47: The only noticeable difference in Skocion is that one gloved had is wrapped tightly around the hilt of his sword. But he seems normal enough. "Come on. Let's go." And he heads out the door.

Chromeus18: *takes Riannon's hand, and slips his other into his blanket*

AndrewRogue: *returns to his place of strolling in the group*

coughingpuppy: Riannon frowns at something she sees either with Krist or on Krist, but pulls him to his feet and falls in behind Skocion.

Chromeus18: "Yes, let's."

AndrewRogue: Oooh@ Can I spot spot to see what he has?

Chromeus18: no :P

AndrewRogue: You make me cry Chrome ;_;

AndrewRogue: Lesbians!

Sarcazmo47: To Tamerand!

Dark Japheth: Heh

Dark Japheth: Heh heh.

Chromeus18: sorry Andy :P

Dark Japheth: You don't have horses, by the way.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion buys some.

AndrewRogue: Are we gonna kill me while I sleep? ;_;

Dark Japheth: And whats happening with Jeannes body?

Dark Japheth: Or are we leaving it for gorth to use later?

Sarcazmo47: I sure am!

Chromeus18: Jeanne zombie!

AndrewRogue: Landus... would probably make sure they obeyed him.

Chromeus18: only killable by Landus himself

Dark Japheth: No no no.

Dark Japheth: It won't ONLY be killable by landus. It'll just have DR 30/Landus

Chromeus18: and a DC 20 will save to attack her!

Chromeus18: whoo boy

AndrewRogue: (YAY WILL SAVE!)

Chromeus18: anyways

Chromeus18: (is at frame 17 of 150.... damn..)

Sarcazmo47: Anyhoo.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion buys horses yes.

AndrewRogue: (Wow that is going to take a while.)

Dark Japheth: Landus, are you getting your sisters body, or not?

Sarcazmo47: Are they beset by gnoll raiders?

Dark Japheth: Or are you just leaving it as like, a present, for the church of Amakiir.

AndrewRogue: He's going to make sure the lovely Clerics obeyed him.

Dark Japheth: I'll do each day as it happens.

Dark Japheth: They didn't. They didn't heal her. :P They couldn't. Beyond that, they didn't hear him.

Chromeus18: (damn, i animate some good dust!)

AndrewRogue: Then he'll show up and have a nice little chat about them burying her.

Sarcazmo47: Skcion will assist!

Dark Japheth: You know

Dark Japheth: Ok.

Chromeus18: Krist doesn't help... in other words... brb

Dark Japheth: Thats all I needed. :P

coughingpuppy: Riannon doesn't help either, as she generally thinks all dead bodies should be tossed outside to feed other things.

Dark Japheth: *evil chortle*

Dark Japheth: You arrive at the church.

Dark Japheth: You see a bloody trail leading in....

AndrewRogue: (Whee, got the obligatory whining and little bits of good out of Landus. Now he will just kick ass.)

Dark Japheth: And one bloody trail leading out.

Dark Japheth: As if... as if... something held a bag, or something, to smear the blood for a little distance.

Dark Japheth: The trail vanishes in the road.

AndrewRogue: (Would that be a Landus induced trail, or a someone else induced trail?)

Dark Japheth: You were mad at the time.

Dark Japheth: There are a set of bloody footprints, though, but they vanish long before the skid marks.

AndrewRogue: Well then, into the church!

Sarcazmo47: *follows*

Dark Japheth: There is a bloody puddle on the ground, and nobody in the church. A symbol of the goddess of marriage, Amakiir, sits at the front, behind an altar.

Dark Japheth: There is one door, the door the nun escaped to.

AndrewRogue: "Helloooooo?" *its almost... cheerful as he goes up to the door and knocks*

Dark Japheth: There is no noise behind the door.

AndrewRogue: *he sighs* "Looks like I scared 'em off. Oh well." *he looks about considerately* "And the body's gone. So either they did something with it, or Niniel is stupid enough to hand around and torment me more."

AndrewRogue: *hang

Sarcazmo47: Skocion doesn't immediately answer. Then..."Do you want to follow that trail?"

AndrewRogue: "If it could lead me to dear Nin? Of course!"

Sarcazmo47: "Then let's go."

Sarcazmo47: And down the red-red path we go.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion seems to have no trouble following it on his own.

AndrewRogue: With our resident nature person and frog I assume.

Sarcazmo47: Coming, kids?

coughingpuppy: Sure!

Dark Japheth: Except, of course, for the fact that it ends abruptly in the middle of the street.

Sarcazmo47: Oh?

Sarcazmo47: Of course.

AndrewRogue: Bloody trails always fo that.

AndrewRogue: Its like, a rule or something.

coughingpuppy: Damn. See, this is one of those times when Wild Shape would really come in handy.

AndrewRogue: Well then, to Tamerand! Landus will assume its more vengence he will need.

Sarcazmo47: Ah, wait.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion will continue to follow a trail you can't see.

Sarcazmo47: In a southerly direction.

AndrewRogue: "Where are you going boss?"

Sarcazmo47: Headed toward Landus's house.

Sarcazmo47: "I've a hunch."

Sarcazmo47: "Let's go to your flat."

AndrewRogue: *he hesitates for a moment and the shrugs* "If you want boss."

Dark Japheth: And now chrome is back

Dark Japheth: But Lesbians lag my chat.

Sarcazmo47: FLAT'D

Sarcazmo47: Not for MEEEEEEEEE

coughingpuppy: Riannon gives him a confused look and follows after him. "Seems like it's kind of an obvious place for her to hang out, huh, Skocion?"

Sarcazmo47: Skocion quirks an eyebrow. "So?"

Dark Japheth: You arrive at the flat. The door is ajar... not really ajar, I think.

Dark Japheth: No, the best way to describe it is "beaten off the hinge"

Sarcazmo47: More like abusted?

Sarcazmo47: So.

Chromeus18: backie

Sarcazmo47: Within we find....?

Dark Japheth: There is a trail of blood, and sitting in the room, calmly in a hunched position...

Dark Japheth: Is Jeanne.

AndrewRogue: *Landus pushes the door out of the way to step in*'

AndrewRogue: And is assaulted by lesbians.

Chromeus18: (got a cute asian chick's number! go me)

Sarcazmo47: Skocion seems singularly unaware of Jeanne presence, and continues into the room.

Chromeus18: *follows silently*

AndrewRogue: (Ahem...) "Er boss..."

coughingpuppy: So does Ri.

Sarcazmo47: "Yes?"

Dark Japheth: Jeanne looks up at Landus. "Hello, brother." Her voice grates.

AndrewRogue: "Yeah. I was gonna say that. We have a guest."

AndrewRogue: "Hello there Jeanne. Nin bring you back to haunt me too?"

Dark Japheth: "Nin didn't do anything, Landus."

Dark Japheth: "You did."

Dark Japheth: "Niniel brought the ghouls, who feasted on my flesh.'

Dark Japheth: "You didn't heal me fast enough. You didn't even bury my body. You left me to fucking rot in a church."

Dark Japheth: "Not even of a god who wasn't a pussy, Landus."

Dark Japheth: She grins, blood dripping from her teeth.

AndrewRogue: *he starts laughing* "Dear creature... you think you can guilt me?"

Sarcazmo47: Skocion is standing, looking rather calm. His weapon is naked in his hand, and drops of clear fluid are starting to fall from it.

Dark Japheth: This isn't a solo performance for Landus.

Dark Japheth: "Creature?" She sounds hurt. "...I'm your sister, Jeanne."

Sarcazmo47: "Destroy it. Now."

Dark Japheth: "...I did become a monster, Landus."

AndrewRogue: "Jeanne is dead. You are not. Let's rectify that."

Chromeus18: Krist has his scythe in hand, awaiting the word.

Dark Japheth: "...I am dead, Landus."

Dark Japheth: She laughs. "We can be one big, happy family."

coughingpuppy: Riannon has her spear in hand, also, regretting that most of the spells she has aren't really going to work on this thing.

AndrewRogue: *he slides back into a fighting stance* "An abomination AND a mockery. Jeanne may hate me for what I let happen, but she would never speak like that."

Sarcazmo47: Skocion raises his blade to a ready stance, and carefully assumes a full guard pose. "Landus, then, Krist, then Riannon. Stop talking, Landus. Act."

Dark Japheth: Her eyes glow an obscene red. "LICK ME."

AndrewRogue: *and he punches it dead on*

AndrewRogue: Unless you'd like an init out of me first.

Dark Japheth: Nah, you can get a hit first.

Chromeus18: (gorth invited lesbians)

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 20

AndrewRogue: WHAT A WASTE -_-

Dark Japheth: OMG.

Sarcazmo47: In the FACE.

Dark Japheth: (and fuck. I have to call jasmine right fucking now.)

AndrewRogue: Go ahead.

Chromeus18: pow

Dark Japheth: Roll damage.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 6-sided die: 4

AndrewRogue: 6 damage

Chromeus18: ..that's not even double dude

AndrewRogue: Its undead. No crit for me.

Chromeus18: true

AndrewRogue: Just normal damage.

Dark Japheth: inits.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 12

*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 18

*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 19

*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 11

Chromeus18: 20

AndrewRogue: 16

Dark Japheth: 23.

Chromeus18: i smell a feat!

Chromeus18: or alotta dex

Sarcazmo47: 15.

*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 20

AndrewRogue: ...wow AIM is happy.

Sarcazmo47: Bloody hell. 18 Dex man goes LAST.

Dark Japheth: Natural 20 is a 30.

Dark Japheth: Remember that.

coughingpuppy: 22.

Sarcazmo47: Tee hee!

Chromeus18: Riannon 32, Jeanne 23, Krist 20, Landus 16, Skocion 15

coughingpuppy: ((Lagged. 32, if that's a 30.))

Chromeus18: it's accounted for

Chromeus18: inits are posted

Chromeus18: so gogo Riannon!

coughingpuppy: ((Sorry, I'm getting lagged really badly.))

coughingpuppy: Riannon, with the full disgust of a druid towards an undead, attempts to spear Jeanne.

*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 1

Chromeus18: radscorpions

coughingpuppy: ((...))

AndrewRogue: (And lo, Landus is speared)

Dark Japheth: 1d100.

Dark Japheth: Roll it.

*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 100-sided die: 95

Sarcazmo47: Radscorpions, indeed.

Dark Japheth: Well.

Dark Japheth: Hmm.

Dark Japheth: Roll damage.

Dark Japheth: On an unrelated not, Landus, you lose whatever she rolls.

Dark Japheth: >.>

AndrewRogue: XD

coughingpuppy: ((*head to desk*))

*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 8-sided die: 6

Chromeus18: SPEAR!

coughingpuppy: 8.

coughingpuppy: Riannon's eyes widen as the attack goes really wide and into Landus.

Chromeus18: Krist squints his eyes as best as a frog can.

Dark Japheth: Jeanne laughs.

Dark Japheth: "...You didn't lick me. Now I'm going to lick you!"

Dark Japheth: Bite!

*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 16

AndrewRogue: 20 AC

Dark Japheth: Then that is a hit.

*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 6-sided die: 5

Dark Japheth: 9 damage.

AndrewRogue: *cries*

Dark Japheth: "...Mmmm! FUCKING TASTY! I wonder, Brother, did NINIEL taste as good while she fucked YOU?"

AndrewRogue: *Landus manages a look of shock as crumbles*

AndrewRogue: -3 HP, yay!

coughingpuppy: ((I'm sorry!))

Chromeus18: Krist swings his scythe, aiming right for the throat as Jeanne ends her words.

*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 8

Chromeus18: uhh.. 17

AndrewRogue: (I forgive you Staci ^_~)

Dark Japheth: AC is 15.

Dark Japheth: So hit.

*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 2 4-sided dice: 2 2

Chromeus18: 10 damage

AndrewRogue: (BRB)

Dark Japheth: Jeanne's head splits where you cut her, and the back of her head falls apart.

Dark Japheth: Her eyes are filled with hate, but there was perhaps no resistance.

Chromeus18: (great, her head is a new enemy, tiny, with bite attack!)

Dark Japheth: It isn't removed

Dark Japheth: just the back of her head.

Chromeus18: (ahh)

Dark Japheth: Her brain pulses fluid, and blood pours on the floor.

Chromeus18: Riannon 32, Jeanne 23, Krist 20, Landus 16, Skocion 15

Chromeus18: Landus can uhh.. roll to stabilize, or let Skocion go ahead.

Sarcazmo47: Anyhoo. Skocion, as well, takes a half-step to the side, a half-step forward, spin, and slash blindly through what he can see everyone else swinging for.

*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 5

Sarcazmo47: And miss completely.

Sarcazmo47: Damn.

Dark Japheth: Heh.

Dark Japheth: Ri. Your turn.

coughingpuppy: Riannon, her face red with embarrassment, pulls her spear out of poor Landus's body and attempts to skewer Jeanne again.

*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 14

coughingpuppy: 19!

Dark Japheth: HIT!

*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 8-sided die: 2

coughingpuppy: 4 damage.

Dark Japheth: The spear sticks into the ghasts body, and it looks up at you, Ri.

Chromeus18: (FUCK WITH ME!!!!)

Dark Japheth: It throws aside Landus' body, and laughs. "...Fuck me. FUCK ME. LICK ME. LET TIYRAEL FUCK YOU!"

Dark Japheth: It leaps at you and bites.

Dark Japheth: Deep.

*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 13

Dark Japheth: 18 hit?

coughingpuppy: Yep.

Chromeus18: (lesbians are upon us!)

Chromeus18: (or not)

Dark Japheth: Gorth is just perpetually fucking distracted by my goddamned parents.

*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 6-sided die: 3

Dark Japheth: 7 damage.

coughingpuppy: Ow.

Dark Japheth: BITE CHOMPY CHOMP

Chromeus18: Krist brings his scythe around Jeanne's ankles, and swipes up with a quick upstroke. Trip!

*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 12

AndrewRogue: (Do I need to check for bleeding/stabilization?)

Dark Japheth: Sure.

Dark Japheth: You have your last roll.

Dark Japheth: Ok, that hits.

Dark Japheth: Str versus Str or Dex

Dark Japheth: She picks strength

*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 1

Dark Japheth: Well

Chromeus18: 21 touch

*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 7

Dark Japheth: You trip the poor fricking Ghast

Chromeus18: 11! she is tripped the fuck out

Dark Japheth: It falls to the ground unceremoniously.

Chromeus18: -4 AC ya'll!

Dark Japheth: Do you have Improved Trip?

Dark Japheth: If so, you jsut got a free attack!

Chromeus18: and AoO's agogo when she stands

Chromeus18: (doesn't have that)

Dark Japheth: Alright.

Dark Japheth: Rogue

Dark Japheth: You must roll for stabilizaion.

Chromeus18: roll up that stabilization, Landus, since it's your turn :P

Dark Japheth: *stabilization

Dark Japheth: roll twice.

Dark Japheth: You missed out last turn.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 2 100-sided dice: 24 62

AndrewRogue: Bleeds his way down to -5

Chromeus18: "Someone tend to Landus!" Krist yells as he drops the ghast.

Chromeus18: (late, yeah...)

AndrewRogue: (Hey, I didn't get CdG'd. I'm happy :p)

Sarcazmo47: Skocion attacks blindly again. Yeah, laugh.

Dark Japheth: Wait.

Dark Japheth: What the fuck.

Sarcazmo47: *waits*

Dark Japheth: Why are you rolling 1d100 to stabilize?

AndrewRogue: (Its a flat percentage...)

Dark Japheth: ....what kind of fucked up house rule is that.

Sarcazmo47: 1d5, silly.

Chromeus18: (he isn't using your rule, gorth)

Dark Japheth: No, its a fort save.

Dark Japheth: DC 15, if I recall right.

AndrewRogue: (Oh. No one filled me in on this rule -_-)

Dark Japheth: Yeah, it was stupid, but its there for a reason.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 2 20-sided dice: 7 14

AndrewRogue: -4 and I stabalize

Sarcazmo47: Yay stabilized!

Sarcazmo47: Attack blindly again!

*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 11

Sarcazmo47: 19.

Dark Japheth: Hit. Roll random miss chance.

Sarcazmo47: I'll go high.

*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 2-sided die: 1

Sarcazmo47: Damn.

Dark Japheth: You faile.

Dark Japheth: Ri.

Chromeus18: gogo druidess

coughingpuppy: Riannon decides to cure Landus after the Ghast is dead and takes the opportunity to stab it while it's down.

*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 14

coughingpuppy: 19 again.

Dark Japheth: Roll damage.

*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 8-sided die: 5

coughingpuppy: 7.

Chromeus18: (frame 22 of 150... almost 1 second of animation!)

Sarcazmo47: Hot damn!

Chromeus18: gogo ghasty

Dark Japheth: Well.

Dark Japheth: The ghasty WOULD go

Dark Japheth: If it hadn't fallen down, limp, unmoving.

Chromeus18: it's dead?

Dark Japheth: Its been dead since combat

Dark Japheth: started

Chromeus18: you know what i mean :P

Sarcazmo47: Skocion earns the Totally Useless award.

Dark Japheth: Totally Useless in Combat Against undead

Sarcazmo47: Anyhoo.

Dark Japheth: Forgot the quantifiers.

coughingpuppy: Hey, at least he didn't stab a member of the party.

Sarcazmo47: Hush.

Sarcazmo47: Anyhoo.

AndrewRogue: Staci earns the cool collateral damage award :p

Sarcazmo47: He sheathes his weapon, and stands. "Riannon? Treat Landus, if you please."

coughingpuppy: She nods, still looking a little shamed from, you know, putting her spear through the guy. "Yeah, hang on." She sets her spear aside and casts Cure Light Wounds on him.

Chromeus18: Krist wipes any ghastly blood off his scythe onto the corpse, and then straps it back

*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 8-sided die: 3

coughingpuppy: 6 HP healed!

AndrewRogue: *Landus sits up quickly and looks over at the corpse*

AndrewRogue: "I take it as you guys destroyed it?"

coughingpuppy: "Yeah, it's dead. Uh, sorry about hitting you...normally my aim's a lot better than that..."

Chromeus18: "It was a trifle."

AndrewRogue: "Yeah... about that Rii..."

AndrewRogue: "Could you stand a liiiitle further away in future fights?"

coughingpuppy: She grins sheepishly. "Yeah. No problem."

AndrewRogue: "Is the abmoniation supposed to stay dead now?"

coughingpuppy: "Maybe we ought to burn the body."

Sarcazmo47: "Wait."

coughingpuppy: She looks up at Skocion. "What?"

Sarcazmo47: "All of you...search the flat, first. Just in case Niniel left any messages."

AndrewRogue: "Hmmm?"

AndrewRogue: "Sure thing boss."

Sarcazmo47: "Beyond this one." And he prods the body with his toe.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 12

AndrewRogue: 16

coughingpuppy: Riannon has a look around, too.

*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 4

Sarcazmo47: If there's ANYTHING I learned from the evil campaign....

coughingpuppy: 4, if it's Search.

Sarcazmo47: It's ALWAYS, ALWAYS take 20 on Search checks.

AndrewRogue: Oh yeah.

AndrewRogue: I forget about taking 20. Hell, its his house.

Dark Japheth: Heh.

coughingpuppy: Yes, that's true...

Dark Japheth: Heh heh heh.

AndrewRogue: 24 then, plus people assisting. Unless someone has a better bonus.

Dark Japheth: 24 works.

Dark Japheth: At 15, you find... stabbed with a knife, into Jeanne's broken body where a wing has been ripped off...

Dark Japheth: "...Have fun. Thanks for the little pick me up. Hope it was as fun for you as it was for me."

Dark Japheth: "And Krist lasts longer. I'd practice a little, if I were you." --Niniel

AndrewRogue: *he cheerfully tears the note in two*

Sarcazmo47: Skocion is lighting a torch.

AndrewRogue: "Are you sure you wouldn't make the same mistake as me Krist?"

Chromeus18: "What are you talking about?"

AndrewRogue: *chuckles as he tears the note up and sprinkles it on the body* "She seems to imply that you and her had your own little romp at some time."

Sarcazmo47: Once it's lit, he hands it to Landus along with a small canteen of lamp oil, and says, "Krist, Riannon. With me." And then steps outside.

coughingpuppy: Riannon follows him out.

Sarcazmo47: I'm willing to wager the message is fairly clear.

Chromeus18: "...I would not disgrace myself in that way."

Sarcazmo47: I like how Landus still believes what Niniel tells him.

Chromeus18: Krist heads out with Skocion.

AndrewRogue: (He doesn't really. He's just poking at Krist :p)

Sarcazmo47: That works, too.

coughingpuppy: Once Krist is out, Riannon turns to him immediately. "You've seen someone killed that way before, Krist, haven't you?"

Sarcazmo47: Skocion actually kind of ushers them a bit further away from the building before they stop to talk.

AndrewRogue: *Landus takes the implication of what to do pretty easily*

Chromeus18: "I've seen many slain with many wounds. Landus's former sister got off rather easy."

coughingpuppy: Riannon frowns at him. "You know what I'm talking about. I saw the statue you had."

Chromeus18: Krist glares at Riannon for a moment. "I'd rather.. not talk about that."

coughingpuppy: "Yeah? Maybe you ought to, if you know more than you're telling us."

Sarcazmo47: Skocion touches Riannon on the shoulder softly. "Ri...it's not polite to pry."

coughingpuppy: Riannon sighs, nods, and waves a hand at Krist. "Nevermind. Just thought you might know something about Niniel, but I figure if you did you'd have said so by now."

Chromeus18: "It doesn't concern any of you. It is my issue, and I bear it alone."

Chromeus18: "And I know nothing about Niniel."

AndrewRogue: *Landus will probably stroll on out at this point* "We might want to move on folks." *its probably possible to smell smoke or see flames beginning quickly inside*

coughingpuppy: "If we get Brom, he might be able to track her. But I left him in Tamerand."

Sarcazmo47: Skocion shrugs. "I have a few friends that can track, myself. But let's get moving.

Sarcazmo47: And he suits actions to words, moving along.

coughingpuppy: She walks after him.

AndrewRogue: *nods in agreement and follows*

Chromeus18: Krist follows

Dark Japheth: Anyone else think it was funny that my intro consisted of me saying "...I drag the body endless miles to a church."

Sarcazmo47: I was amused.

Sarcazmo47: Anyhoo.

AndrewRogue: I'm still laughing

Sarcazmo47: Horses.

Sarcazmo47: Tamerand.

Sarcazmo47: Vampire Gnoll Attack!

Dark Japheth: You ride onward.

Dark Japheth: The camp that night is awkward. The last time you did this, in almost this exact spot, Niniel was here, expressing her fear that she wouldn't be able to cure Jeanne's problems.

Dark Japheth: The DM smiles, and ends the session.

Dark Japheth: ~-~-~END~-~-~

AndrewRogue: Once again. THERMOS'D :p

Dark Japheth: XP- this was a HUGE fucking INTENSIVE RP session

Dark Japheth: No, more like NINIEL'D

AndrewRogue: Oh! Fort save for level loss?

Dark Japheth: You know, I just took everything your character was and is, and raped it

Sarcazmo47: Ohhhhhh, that was just the same Thermos from before.

Dark Japheth: I took his emotions and bent them over and FUCKED until it was shredded until tiny pieces

Dark Japheth: Then I looked at the pieces and laughed and pissed.

Dark Japheth: I don't know if I have the heart to do anything nasty to your character now.

Dark Japheth: Except

Dark Japheth: ROLL THAT FORT SAVE OR LOSE A LEVEL

Dark Japheth: *chortle*

Chromeus18: Krist is gonna take Landus aside at some point, and have a little talk

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 18

AndrewRogue: YAY!

AndrewRogue: I MAAAAAKE IT!

AndrewRogue: *dies laughing imagining Gil in the same situation*

Sarcazmo47: I can't even imagine.

Sarcazmo47: What are you thinking?

Dark Japheth: Me?

Dark Japheth: Oh dude

Sarcazmo47: No, Andrew.

Dark Japheth: I just realized

Dark Japheth: You guys get 750 XP

Sarcazmo47: What would Gil do?

Sarcazmo47: And what did you just realize?

AndrewRogue: He'd whiiiiiiiiiiiiiine :p

Sarcazmo47: So true.

Sarcazmo47: 750, you say?

Chromeus18: *tacks it on*

Dark Japheth: I said 749.

Sarcazmo47: Cool.