You have just entered room "DaoA Jungles OMG."

coughingpuppy: Yay!

Sarcazmo47: Actual game!

Sarcazmo47: Holy shit!

Dark Japheth: OMG WOAH

Dark Japheth: NERD FUCKING GASM

Chromeus18: whoa

coughingpuppy: I have this feeling Alex is going to stop AND now, and then bitch when I can't play on the weekends anymore once the year starts.

Dark Japheth: Anyway, someone should recap.

AndrewRogue: *cries*

Dark Japheth: What?

AndrewRogue: *cries*

Dark Japheth: As in, he ends AND completely?

Dark Japheth: *chortle*

Dark Japheth: *chuckle*

Dark Japheth: Chrome, what prophecy did I make? :P

coughingpuppy: No, just the session tonight, because he put off his scheduling.

Dark Japheth: aha

Dark Japheth: Ok, I'm wrong.

AndrewRogue: I am crying so bad at what is going to happen.

Dark Japheth: What *is* going to happen?

AndrewRogue: Total party dissension and mass deat.

AndrewRogue: </nostradamus>

coughingpuppy: In AND? Or in this game?

AndrewRogue: AND. We're good here :p

Dark Japheth: Oh, I can tell you what will happen in this game

Dark Japheth: Niniel will turn out to be both Arwen and Greel

AndrewRogue: *death by the way

coughingpuppy: There wouldn't have been any dissension if Hunter had cooperated.

Dark Japheth: Arwen will announce a dying mission to all of you to retrieve several body parts of Karnage, a la "simons quest", so you can rezz him, fight him, and kill him completely.

AndrewRogue: Well technically that's dissension too.

Dark Japheth: Heh

Dark Japheth: I wish I knew what was going on specifically. Oh well. :P

AndrewRogue: Aurelia dominated Hunter.

Dark Japheth: Either way, someone else should recap while I'm examining what I did wrong.

AndrewRogue: And they're going straight to the Yaravon offices ^_^

Dark Japheth: lmfao

coughingpuppy: Well, Aurelia dominated Hunter because she sees saving three people as more important than looking for someone who is already dead.

AndrewRogue: I understand. I just wanna say for the record that going to Yaravon is insanely stupid.

AndrewRogue: <_<

Chromeus18: Krist is here!

Dark Japheth: Amazingly enough, no matter how much they look, they probably aren't going to find Aria outside the dome. :P

AndrewRogue: But they'll find a crater <_<

Sarcazmo47: Actually, considering how Aurelia doesn't care about the good guys at all, going to the Yarovan is not a bad idea.

Dark Japheth: Its just a hole, a dune.

Sarcazmo47: They'll be like "Do you care about pillars?"

Dark Japheth: Heh, kirk = pwn.

Sarcazmo47: And Aurelia will be like "No."

Dark Japheth: Aurelia = pwn

AndrewRogue: Eh... Yaravon serves Sahkmeht.

Sarcazmo47: And she'll be like "I'm pro-Verity."

Sarcazmo47: And they'll be like, ".......we like you."

Dark Japheth: ....do they really, now?

AndrewRogue: Yep.

Dark Japheth: *wonders if he should port Yarovan*

Dark Japheth: *decides against it*

AndrewRogue: I'd put $5 that at least a fraction of it is in league with Sahky

Dark Japheth: ack, brb, phone call.

Sarcazmo47: The general idea is that Yarovan is a trading company. If that's a group Skocion has been helping (EXTORTING), that works for me.

AndrewRogue: Of course I could be horribly wrong and making myself look like an ass.

AndrewRogue: Oh. Gorth-y... what is my favored class?

Dark Japheth: for male harpies, sorceror, for females, barbarian or fighter.

Dark Japheth: either gender may switch their favored class to Bard if they so wish it.

AndrewRogue: Ah. Whee. I shall take that horrible second level of Rogue.

AndrewRogue: Because I levelled last night <_<

Dark Japheth: What level is everyone now?

Sarcazmo47: 3.

Dark Japheth: Chrome, include the LA you bought off.

AndrewRogue: I made it to 4 <_<

Chromeus18: Krist is at 3rd level

Chromeus18: 4th with LA

Dark Japheth: brb, coming up with an awesome plot and idea for this story.

AndrewRogue: HP...

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 2 6-sided dice: 3 3

Sarcazmo47: What DOES 2nd level of rogue get?

AndrewRogue: Evasion *finger wave*

Sarcazmo47: Doesn't 1st level monk get that?

AndrewRogue: 2nd Level but yeah.

Sarcazmo47: And you have...2 monk and 2 rogue?

AndrewRogue: Yep

Sarcazmo47: When do you qualify for your PrC?

AndrewRogue: Next level.

Sarcazmo47: What will it be of?

Dark Japheth: Will it be a monk or a rogue?

AndrewRogue: Monk-ness

Sarcazmo47: Ahh.

Dark Japheth: I suggest rogue, +1d6 sneak > 3rd level monk

AndrewRogue: Good point that.

AndrewRogue: What does 3 Monk get?

Sarcazmo47: I think he's planning ahead to the monk abilities, though.

Sarcazmo47: And his Monk's Belt.

Dark Japheth: I am back, by the way.

AndrewRogue: Oh, really?

Dark Japheth: Yeah, I had to mention it.

Dark Japheth: I'm also extraordinarily NOT HIGH.

Dark Japheth: >.>

AndrewRogue: Woot?

Sarcazmo47: We can START

Sarcazmo47: YES

Dark Japheth: INDEED.

Sarcazmo47: CHROME

Sarcazmo47: YOU MISSED OUT ON SKOCION BUYING AN ORPHANAGE AND FEEDING SOME OF THE ORPHANS TO MANTICORES

Sarcazmo47: THAT WAS IT

Dark Japheth: Heh

Dark Japheth: ~-~-~BEGIN~-~-~

Chromeus18: i'll catch up

coughingpuppy: I will be a little slow.

Sarcazmo47: They roll back into the city presumeably without further incident?

Dark Japheth: Yeah.

Sarcazmo47: Somewhere along the way Skocion became....very quit.

Sarcazmo47: *quiet

Sarcazmo47: And generally unhappy.

AndrewRogue: "What's the matter boss?"

Dark Japheth: On your way back, you do notice a man dressed in silver full plate, walking into the orphanage

Sarcazmo47: HAHAHAHA

AndrewRogue: XD

Dark Japheth: Paladin'd

Sarcazmo47: That's okay, though.

Dark Japheth: You arrive back at home in the city. Strange the changes even a week brings.

Dark Japheth: The church to Keikeru has been changed- it will now be a church to Chaosyn. Chaosyn's clerics helped pay, under the thought that it would be a church of Keikeru.

coughingpuppy: ((Does Skocion not answer Landus?))

Sarcazmo47: MISSED THAT COMPLETELY

Sarcazmo47: SORRY

Dark Japheth: (You also missed the caps lock key)

Sarcazmo47: Hush.

Sarcazmo47: "Ah.......heh." He grins, the creepiest one you've seen out him yet.

Sarcazmo47: "It seems I don't know myself as well as I thought."

coughingpuppy: Riannon frowns at him. "Yeah? What do you mean?"

Sarcazmo47: He shakes his head. "I'm not sure."

AndrewRogue: "Ah well boss. We learn new things aaaall the time."

Sarcazmo47: Skocion laughs. "No, this is a pretty old thing, actually."

Sarcazmo47: "It seems I just forgot about it."

coughingpuppy: "Feel like telling us about it?"

Sarcazmo47: "There's nothing to tell, yet. Just.....a bad feeling."

Sarcazmo47: He shakes his head. "I know where Niniel is."

AndrewRogue: "Oh ho?"

Chromeus18: Krist blinks

Sarcazmo47: "Rivas Kul. In the Bazaar Of Wonders. A personal guest of the Marquis Ill'phuk."

Sarcazmo47: If I spelled that right.

Dark Japheth: You did

Chromeus18: (i think you forgot an Ir at the end)

AndrewRogue: You did.

Chromeus18: (because that name is recycled :P)

Dark Japheth: (No, he didn't.)

Dark Japheth: (In elven, 'ihr is a shortened part of thaur which means abhorred or abomination.)

Dark Japheth: (He introduces himself differently depending on to "whom"

AndrewRogue: "Makes herself a little hard to catch, doesn't she?"

Chromeus18: (i just remembered it phonetically comes to illfucker)

AndrewRogue: (YES!)

Sarcazmo47: He snorts. "She's not moving. I think she believes herself safe. At any rate...I have an interesting idea."

Dark Japheth: (Actually, phoenetically, it comes to Eeeel Fyook here.)

Dark Japheth: (But that was the impression I tried to give with the name)

AndrewRogue: "And what's that boss?"

coughingpuppy: Riannon has gone quiet at the mention of the Marquis. "You probably want to go there, huh?"

Sarcazmo47: "There are a few more.....exotic materials that I could acquire for you. If those materials found their way into her dinners with the Marquis..."

AndrewRogue: "Eh heh... its no fun that way boss. But sometimes that has to take a back seat."

Sarcazmo47: He shrugs. "Well, I can't take credit for the idea. And it seems to me that this is your decision."

AndrewRogue: "We can do it that way. Dead is dead I suppose. I'm sure I'll be seeing her again sometime anyway." *he has an odd little smile*

Sarcazmo47: Skocion snorts. "Allright. It shouldn't take me too long to procure the materials, get us passports, and arrange our visit to the Bazaar. In the meantime....would you like me to put you all up in an inn?"

AndrewRogue: "I'm fine with wherever."

coughingpuppy: "You aren't coming?"

Chromeus18: "I'd like a word with you Landus.. in private."

AndrewRogue: *shrugs* "Sure. Whatever."

Chromeus18: "Let us retire to our rooms first."

AndrewRogue: "Sure."

Sarcazmo47: Skocion sets them up nicely.

*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 2

Chromeus18: not very nicely :P

Sarcazmo47: That was for something else.

Sarcazmo47: Carry on with your private conversation.

AndrewRogue: (Lag?)

Dark Japheth: (Nope)

Dark Japheth: (I thought you'd continue your private convo in here.)

Sarcazmo47: Me too.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion is doing legowrk.

Dark Japheth: (*Is sad because he is stupid*)

AndrewRogue: (Its not going on anywhere.

AndrewRogue: )

Sarcazmo47: *legwork

Sarcazmo47: Well, go!

coughingpuppy: ((Then make it go on!))

AndrewRogue: "So what do you want Frog?" *he seats himself comfortably on a whatever*

AndrewRogue: (*munches frog legs*)

Chromeus18: "I wanted to talk to you... about your predicament." Krist's eyes are narrowed

AndrewRogue: "Oh?"

Chromeus18: "You're sure that Niniel was responsible for your sister's death?"

AndrewRogue: "Hmmm... I dunno really. My sister telling me, Niniel disappearing, that little note, the timing of everything- Oh, yeah. Yeah I'm sure."

Chromeus18: Krist drops to one knee. "Then I have a proposition for you, as you've suffered the same as I have."

AndrewRogue: *raises an eyebrow* "Really now?"

Chromeus18: "My blade is yours when we face her, she will be dead or I will be... all I ask is the same vow in return. My brother was murdered as well, and I seek his vengeance."

Chromeus18: Krist pulls out a statuette

AndrewRogue: *looks at it curiously*

Chromeus18: it's a man of obviously Nagukorian descent, and he is covered in wounds of all kinds, the statue is pretty grisly.

AndrewRogue: "Your brother?"

Chromeus18: "My brother died, much like your sister did. Helpless, unable to defend himself."

Chromeus18: "He is not my brother by blood, but my brother in spirit."

Chromeus18: "And spirit may hold stronger than blood.."

AndrewRogue: "I noticed the lack of semblance." Sense Motive the whole story by the way.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 15

Chromeus18: he isn't lying

Chromeus18: his eyes are narrowed, but there is a sense of pleading in them

AndrewRogue: "Eh heh... funny that isn't it. How everyone always picks the weak to die?"

AndrewRogue: *funny that, isn't it?

Chromeus18: "It isn't, really."

Chromeus18: "Do you find Niniel slaying your sister funny?"

AndrewRogue: *he grins broadly* "Not really. But someone else might. I work so hard to protect her and keep her safe and then..." *he draws a finger along his throat*

AndrewRogue: "She's gone. Everything I ever cared about gone because nobody cared."

Chromeus18: Krist stands. "You find *humor* in her death? Is this not a grave matter to you?"

AndrewRogue: *his eyes narrow* "Of course it is Krist. And I will make Nin pay for her every sin here or when I meet her in hell. But that doesn't change

AndrewRogue: a simple fact that the world works in that way, with its stupid, stupid, funny little ways."

AndrewRogue: "You want a second oath? Fine. You'll have it. The thought of brutally slaughtering someone like Nin... it makes me happy."

AndrewRogue: *he smiles again*

Chromeus18: Krist blinks

Chromeus18: and he blinks again.

Chromeus18: and again.

Chromeus18: and he finally extends a hand to you. "I will see Niniel dead, if you vow to find my brother's murderers dead."

Dark Japheth: Landus, will save

Chromeus18: and his head twitches

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 5

Dark Japheth: ...against Krist's Aura of Froggy Cuteness, otherwise, you laugh at him at a serious point in his life. :P

Dark Japheth: You fail, take 2d6 damage.

Dark Japheth: No, I'm kidding.

AndrewRogue: Oh >_<

AndrewRogue: 12 if you want a number.

AndrewRogue: *raises an eyebrow*

Dark Japheth: Only +7 to will. Hmmmmm

AndrewRogue: I'm level 4. Cut me some slack <_<

Chromeus18: "I'm not sure if you hold your contempt as seriously as I do mine.. but know that if you retract your vow, yours will be the next neck to meet my blade."

AndrewRogue: "Your head caught fire Krist."

AndrewRogue: *his smile broadens* "And question my contempt again and I will tear you apart."

Chromeus18: "You would fail miserably, I assure you." Krist turns to leave.

AndrewRogue: "Eh heh... pride goeth before the fall Krist."

Chromeus18: Krist ignores your comment as he heads to his room.

Chromeus18: and...

AndrewRogue: (*suspense*)

AndrewRogue: (*really long suspense*)

Sarcazmo47: Okay.

Sarcazmo47: Whoa, underlined.

AndrewRogue: WHOAMG

Chromeus18: your suspense is noted

AndrewRogue: UNDERLINE'D

Sarcazmo47: Gorthypoo, are we all ready to Go To Rivas Kul?

Sarcazmo47: Do we pass Go?

Dark Japheth: I don't know.

Dark Japheth: Are we?

AndrewRogue: Hi ho, hi ho, its off to murder we go.

Sarcazmo47: I sure am!

coughingpuppy: Me too.

Dark Japheth: You all manage to leave. For the first night

Dark Japheth: Who takes which shifts?

coughingpuppy: Ri'll take the first one.

Chromeus18: *takes the latest, 3rd*

AndrewRogue: Second I guess.

Dark Japheth: During the night.

*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 4 100-sided dice: 45 72 49 22

Dark Japheth: Nothing happens, thankfully for everyone involved.

AndrewRogue: (Er, yay?)

Sarcazmo47: Skocion is pretty much stock still for his watch. After about an hour, he speaks softly amongst the breathing of those asleep, "Having trouble sleeping?"

Chromeus18: shall we establish a night shift to speed things up later?

Sarcazmo47: Sure.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion shall go last.

Chromeus18: Krist 3rd!

AndrewRogue: Second

coughingpuppy: And Ri first, then.

AndrewRogue: So now that I'm horribly confused... what's happening?

Sarcazmo47: Nothing.

Sarcazmo47: We have watches.

Sarcazmo47: We ride to Rivas Kul.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion gives out passports.

Chromeus18: Krist takes his

Dark Japheth: Niniel would take hers, but you see, she doesn't need one. She's already in the country.

AndrewRogue: *takes it*

Sarcazmo47: Bwahahaha.

coughingpuppy: And Ri takes hers, with some apprehension.

Dark Japheth has left the room.

Chromeus18: Krist has no apprehension anymore

Chromeus18: and our DM left

Sarcazmo47: Whoa.

AndrewRogue: WHOAMG

Chromeus18: he'll be back

Sarcazmo47: Blame dialup?

coughingpuppy: ((Booted.))

AndrewRogue: DM'D

coughingpuppy: ((Since he left AND too.))

AndrewRogue: And left AIM

Sarcazmo47: Dark Japheth (11:55:05 PM): god this is going to be funDark Japheth signed off at 11:55:13 PM.

AndrewRogue: XD

AndrewRogue: I hate feeling manipulated.

AndrewRogue: And I hate feeling utterly lost.

AndrewRogue: And I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate YOU!

AndrewRogue: <_<

Chromeus18: don't be manipulated :P

Sarcazmo47: Precisely.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion manipulates no one.

Sarcazmo47: He thinks it's bad form.

AndrewRogue: Its not like I'm actively trying here Chrome :p

AndrewRogue: But Gorth is a sick man.

AndrewRogue: And cunning.

Chromeus18: you let Krist manipulate you!

AndrewRogue: :p

Chromeus18: without a single roll

Sarcazmo47: I like how Krist and Landus talk smack to each other ALL THE TIME.

Sarcazmo47: But never to Skocion.

AndrewRogue: Skocion is boss. You don't talk shit to boss.

Chromeus18: of course, the end result is yet to come

Chromeus18: exactly.

Chromeus18: maybe someday Landus will see just how many harpy's Krist has slain, and get pissed off :P

Sarcazmo47: Maybe Skocion will give him a cookie.

AndrewRogue: Don't make me fail to kill your ass giving my Versus record Chrome :p

AndrewRogue: *given even

Chromeus18: Krist will never strike you first.

AndrewRogue: That gives me an edge I suppose.

AndrewRogue: <_<

Sarcazmo47: Where the fuck is Gorth!

Chromeus18: but he will defend himself, and he'll quadra crit you if needed.

Sarcazmo47: ARRGH

Sarcazmo47: QUADRA STRIKE

Chromeus18: gorth will be back

*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 7

Sarcazmo47: Not so much.

AndrewRogue: No crit for you.

*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 12

Chromeus18: AC 16 hit!

AndrewRogue: Ac 20

AndrewRogue: AC 18 hit

Chromeus18: nope

Chromeus18: don't worry about this though

Sarcazmo47: I think that the CoC only comes into effect when the roll makes a serious difference in the outcome of combat.

AndrewRogue: I want to kill something.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion wants to kill something, too.

AndrewRogue: Too much RP lately, not enough killing.

Sarcazmo47: In his own special way.

Chromeus18: Kirk, that is the NATURE of CoC

Chromeus18: 1's come only when they really matter

coughingpuppy: I'm okay with the RP over the killing, actually. My characters usually die when the killing comes around.

Sarcazmo47: Skocion's own special way, as it happens, is Mummy Dust. But I think that's just as good as stabbing, meself.

Chromeus18: Krist just stabs faces

AndrewRogue: Mine seem to die (physically or spiritually) when RP happens :p

Chromeus18: or scares people shitless

Sarcazmo47: Come on. Won't Landus enjoy going to dinner with Niniel?

Sarcazmo47: And watching her die at the table?

AndrewRogue: Depends on how painful it is ^_^

Sarcazmo47: ...

Chromeus18: you expect mummy dust to kill her?

Sarcazmo47: :-D

AndrewRogue: Sorry, my evilness is kicking in a bit.

Chromeus18: i bet it doesn't

Sarcazmo47: I have vile points that need using.

AndrewRogue: Then I'll kill her.

AndrewRogue: The good ol' fashioned way.

Chromeus18: If Krist helps you Landus, you have to help him :P

coughingpuppy: She might be too high a level for you guys right now.

AndrewRogue: Too high a level! BAH!

Sarcazmo47: Oh, are you planning not to participate?

Chromeus18: or you die :P

AndrewRogue: Nothing natural 20's won't solve.

Sarcazmo47: So why hasn't Krist asked Skocion to help him out?

coughingpuppy: Nah, Ri'll join in.

AndrewRogue: And of course! Landus was/is/I dunno Lawful

AndrewRogue: He'll keep his word.

AndrewRogue: He ain't a liar.

Sarcazmo47: LAWFULITUDE

Chromeus18: Krist has no common ground with Skocion, he's simply the pouch that provides money

Sarcazmo47: Heh.

AndrewRogue: XD

Sarcazmo47: I like that.

Chromeus18: Riannon is friendly, which Krist responds to. Landus has a similar dilemma. Skocion is the one who hands out money.

AndrewRogue: *eats Computer Drawer cookies*

Sarcazmo47: Skocion is friendly!

Chromeus18: Skocion isn't "friendly", he's "negotiable"

Sarcazmo47: He's friendly!

Chromeus18: friendliness isn't threatening others

Sarcazmo47: He has never threatened any of the three of them, as I recall.

AndrewRogue: Well... technically you did me <_<

Chromeus18: he's threatened others though

Sarcazmo47: That was just to snap him out of it.

AndrewRogue: I was kidding. I know :p

Sarcazmo47: Or was it?

AndrewRogue: Bring it blind man <_<

Sarcazmo47: *broughtens it*

AndrewRogue: Oh.

AndrewRogue: Well.

AndrewRogue: I wonder if Gorth is just waiting to see how long we wait here :p

Chromeus18: Krist is ultimately only in it for the money. which i think is a bit overdue, isn't it?

Sarcazmo47: Is it?

Chromeus18: has a week gone by?

AndrewRogue: ...eww. My coke tastes awful.

Sarcazmo47: Several.

Sarcazmo47: You got 500 gold at one point.

Chromeus18: i did?

Sarcazmo47: We all did. You probably missed it.

Chromeus18: 40 GP per week, or 120 per month is the rate

Sarcazmo47: Skocion gives you....

Sarcazmo47: 30 pp, in additon to the 500 gp you got.

Chromeus18: Krist gives you back everything that wasn't in the contract.

Sarcazmo47: He won't take it.

Sarcazmo47: "Call it a bonus."

Chromeus18: "Why do I deserve a bonus?"

Sarcazmo47: "For excellent work and your great reliabilty. I could look for years and not find a man half as capable as you, or half as trustworthy."

Chromeus18: Krist's throat THRUSTS

Sarcazmo47: Does it hit Skocion in the face?

Chromeus18: "If you feel I deserve it.."

Chromeus18: nah, not that close

Chromeus18: "Maybe we should renegotiate our contract."

Chromeus18: "200 GP per month."

Sarcazmo47: Skocion scoffs. "Still a paltry sum for your services."

Sarcazmo47: "Make it five."

Chromeus18: Krist's eyes widen considerably

Chromeus18: "500?"

Sarcazmo47: "Aye. And let me know if you ever find yourself unable to equip yourself properly."

Chromeus18: "I'm.. not sure I can provide that much in return. Are you sure you wish to offer that?"

Sarcazmo47: Skocion laughs. "You already do, Krist. Yes, I am sure."

Sarcazmo47: "Are you declining my offer?"

Chromeus18: "Very well, I accept."

Sarcazmo47: Skocion grins. "Excellent."

coughingpuppy: I wonder if Gorth died...

Chromeus18: nah

Sarcazmo47: Maybe so.

Chromeus18: he may be on the phone...

Chromeus18: he is a talker

Chromeus18: "Then I'll.. talk to you of payment this next half month."

Chromeus18: Krist seems eager

Sarcazmo47: Kirk returns from brushing his teeth.

Sarcazmo47: "Certainly. Let me know if you need an advance."

Chromeus18: "I may.."

Sarcazmo47: (Who's your sugar daddy? Skocion is your sugar daddy.)

Chromeus18: (prepare to enter a new plot point, i thnk :P)

Sarcazmo47: PLOT POINT APLPHA REACHED

Sarcazmo47: Proceed to Plot Point Beta

Chromeus18: not till gorth is here :P

Sarcazmo47: In that case, I think I'll fall asleep at my computer.

coughingpuppy: Don't fall asleep, I'll call you.

Chromeus18: i'll call you too!

AndrewRogue: I'll call you!

AndrewRogue: <3

coughingpuppy: Or else I'm going to fail my will save against moving five feet to my left and collapsing on my bed.

Sarcazmo47: 503-332-8457

Chromeus18: except i'd have to hop offline to do so

Sarcazmo47: Go for it.

Chromeus18: call him Staci

Sarcazmo47: Call him.....Staci.

Chromeus18: i'll wait up till 4 am

Chromeus18: i have things to do at 9 am concerning money to avoid late bills, you can call him!

Chromeus18: or you could give him sex

Chromeus18: which i highly recommend

Sarcazmo47: She could if we were in the same state.

Chromeus18: why would you leave you?

Chromeus18: fuck me in the goat ass

Chromeus18: why would you leave her?

Chromeus18: and WHY IS WIN NARRATOR COPYING EVERYTHING I SAY

Sarcazmo47: Because it hates you.

coughingpuppy: Well, we live in different states, unfortunately. But in four weeks that will hopefully not be the case.

Chromeus18: please give him sex

Sarcazmo47: Thank you Chrome.

Chromeus18: i've been a month without it

Sarcazmo47: Thank you for your support.

coughingpuppy: I'm going to go to bed. 'Night, guys.

Chromeus18: misty totally blows at handjobs, and she doesn't go down

coughingpuppy: ...

Chromeus18: jacking off sucks

Chromeus18: it really, truly, honestly does

Sarcazmo47: I feel your pain, brother.

coughingpuppy: Whoa. This isn't awkward.

AndrewRogue: XD

Sarcazmo47: Quick, dear.

Sarcazmo47: Leave the room so I can talk about your sexual prowess.

Chromeus18: just giving you some non-biased insight.

coughingpuppy: I don't want you to talk about my sexual prowess....

Sarcazmo47: That's nice, dear.

Chromeus18: i don't care to hear your sexual prowess, just give your man some loving

Chromeus18: maybe karma will rub me right

coughingpuppy has left the room.

Sarcazmo47: What she lacks in skill she makes up for in enthusiasm.

Chromeus18: so, how good is she, Kirk?

Chromeus18: JINX

Sarcazmo47: She doesn't actually know how to do anything, but she learns fast.

Chromeus18: skill can be learned, that's not a problem

Sarcazmo47: Yah..

Chromeus18: enthusiasm training sucks!

Sarcazmo47: Heh!

Sarcazmo47: The only thing that is an issue, really, is hair.

Chromeus18: what really hurts... before misty and I broke up, she'd do the steps on going down

Chromeus18: now, she won't put her head below my nipples

Chromeus18: hair isn't an issue

Chromeus18: it's your job to fix that

Sarcazmo47: To fix HER hair?

Chromeus18: long hair takes only one good pull

Sarcazmo47: Allrighty, sleeptime.

Sarcazmo47: Night, hoss.

AndrewRogue: Bah. G'night

Sarcazmo47 has left the room.

Chromeus18: heh, night