You have just entered room "Place."
AndrewRogue: *waves curtly* Heya.
Sarcazmo47: Curtly?
Sarcazmo47: CURTLY!
Sarcazmo47: HEDONIST!
AndrewRogue: Curt has nothing to do with hedonism :p
Sarcazmo47: Hey kids, working all day...is a long time.
Dark Japheth: Yes.
Sarcazmo47: Remember that.
Sarcazmo47: DUR DUR DUR!
Sarcazmo47: *slams head into desk*
coughingpuppy has entered the room.
coughingpuppy: Not too long tonight, guys. Kirk is really tired, despite what he might tell you.
Sarcazmo47: SHUT UP
Sarcazmo47: I AM NOT
Sarcazmo47: FUCK YOU ALL
Sarcazmo47: DIE
AndrewRogue: Whatever he wants.
Dark Japheth: Uhh.
Dark Japheth: No thanks, I'd rather not be fucked.
Dark Japheth: :P
Dark Japheth: ...by kirk.
AndrewRogue: I'm moody or home sick. Can't tell.
Sarcazmo47: Ooo.
Dark Japheth: Andrew, though, can sleep with me if he wants.
Sarcazmo47: Which is it?
AndrewRogue: Damn straight.
AndrewRogue: Can't tell.
coughingpuppy: Probably homesick, Andrew. That happens a bit the first few weeks.
Sarcazmo47: Not to me.
Dark Japheth: I dunno. Only weenies get homesick
coughingpuppy: You went to military school for four years before college, dear.
Dark Japheth: I didn't, and I moved to fucking ALASKA
Sarcazmo47: So?
AndrewRogue: Yes, well pleasantly go fuck yourself Gorth ^_^
Sarcazmo47: He's moody.
Dark Japheth: See
Sarcazmo47: It's Andrew's man cycle.
Dark Japheth: lol
AndrewRogue: Bah. Its what happens when I lose every incidence of direct competition I've been incolved in in the last 48 hours.
Dark Japheth: Hmm.
Dark Japheth: Ok.
Dark Japheth: Roll dice!
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 100-sided die: 25
Dark Japheth: I got 25
Dark Japheth: You have a three in four chance of beating me
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 100-sided die: 48
Sarcazmo47: http://loserz.scribblekid.org/index.php?id=2 36
AndrewRogue: YAY!
AndrewRogue: I won something!
Sarcazmo47: Were you not winning so much at the arcade then, I take it?
AndrewRogue: Recent losses- Pool, Ping Pong, Halo, Starcraft, MvsC2, CvsSNK2, SF3: Third Strike, GGXX, Samurai Showdown 5.
AndrewRogue: Duels.
Sarcazmo47: Andrew...
Sarcazmo47: That's cuz Aria has a terrible character build for gears or fighting.
AndrewRogue: I know :p
AndrewRogue: That was just an afterthought.
Dark Japheth: Dude, holy shit, man, there is a crapload of awesome in that comic
coughingpuppy: Hey, I was stopped by a Death Ward and then a Feeblemind. Don't feel too bad.
Sarcazmo47: I want to play Samurai Showdown 5.
Sarcazmo47: That sounds awsome.
AndrewRogue: Its... pretty fun.
AndrewRogue: Looks like crap though.
Sarcazmo47: I'd rather play Chatkill 2004, though.
AndrewRogue: Wuv Zombies!
Sarcazmo47: Which story has Kirk as the main villain?
AndrewRogue: All of them.
AndrewRogue: Including his.
Sarcazmo47: Kirk didn't have a storyline.
Dark Japheth: What?
AndrewRogue: Hmm... must have included it as a bonus.
Sarcazmo47: Right.
Sarcazmo47: Kirk is the secret character.
coughingpuppy: It's an expansion!
AndrewRogue: Its what happened when Andrew lost his mind last night.
Sarcazmo47: Unlocked after winning the game on hard.
Sarcazmo47: CHATKILL 2004
Sarcazmo47: GO
AndrewRogue: I started raving about a survival horror game.
AndrewRogue: Choose Your Character *character select music*
Sarcazmo47: *game promo voiceover voice*
AndrewRogue: I'm getting horribly tempted to whip out RPGMaker 2003 and actually make a crappy game like this <_<
Sarcazmo47: "Mild mannered college student dies in a mysterious voice, and is reanimated by the unholy power of Wuv."
Sarcazmo47: *short cuts of opening scene where Andrew becomes Wuv Zombie*
Sarcazmo47: "In this new survival horror game, released by GilKill Studios, you choose one of four characters!"
Dark Japheth: Who are said characters?
AndrewRogue: (He's getting there. He has to make sense of my ranting to do the promo properly :p)
Sarcazmo47: Andrew, you do it.
Sarcazmo47: You're better at it.
AndrewRogue: Bah fine.
AndrewRogue: Play as one of four characters!
AndrewRogue: Gorth- The man from Alaska recieves a mysterious letter from one of his players claiming to know his darkest secrets.
AndrewRogue: That, and have some kicking goods.
Dark Japheth: (...I'm in this game. Woot.)
AndrewRogue: Alex- Mild mannered and tactless DM finally descends into a dark hell as his mind snaps under the pressure of ANOTHER IM TO RUN AND!
AndrewRogue: Soppy- Borderline Nerd deserves his Hockey Stick to be missing. Unable to get anything from his position on the bed, he steps up, only to fall into a world of nightmarish wuv.
AndrewRogue: (For reference, cutscenes of our heroes show up after every description)
AndrewRogue: Staci- A poor young girl surrounded by far too much NERD seeks relief in the arms of her boyfriend, only to discover that he is gone, a mysterious letter marking his disappearance.
AndrewRogue: Taking up her Punch Daggers, she swears to kick some ass.
coughingpuppy: AWESOME!
AndrewRogue: What do these four have in common?
AndrewRogue: Hell if we know.
AndrewRogue: But their stories shall soon entertwine into a true nightmare...
AndrewRogue: *clip of a dark overlord rising in the background as they stand side by side*
Sarcazmo47: All four find themselves drawn to the dark, mysterious town of Indiana, Pennsylvania.
AndrewRogue: *camera whip and pan out to said city*
coughingpuppy: City? You have to be kidding me.
AndrewRogue: *town
AndrewRogue: *the camera moves down the street, showing dark, empty and relatively foreboding buildings*
AndrewRogue: *sorta*
AndrewRogue: The story unfolds as YOU make decisions. Will you pursue good? Or will you pursue evil?
AndrewRogue: *shows Alex squaring off with Andrew*
AndrewRogue: A- Hey man, put the shotgun down. You can save me from being the wuv zombie. <3
AndrewRogue: Al- Eh...
AndrewRogue: *unloads on him and blows him in two*
AndrewRogue: A- Th...at... wasn...t ve...ry C...hri...stan...
AndrewRogue: Pursue a deep and philisophical plot!
AndrewRogue: *Kirk and Staci standing in a flower shop*
AndrewRogue: K- Have you ever considered the life of a flower? *tears the head off of one*
AndrewRogue: K- So short... So pointless...
AndrewRogue: Revel in pointless religious symbolism!
AndrewRogue: *shows Soppy walking down a hallway made completely of crosses*
AndrewRogue: Solve intricate puzzles!
AndrewRogue: *Wuv Zombie Andrew sits on a high balcony as Soppy is stranded below*
AndrewRogue: A- Should have know you really were that stupid! You can't me! NYAH NYAH NYAH!
AndrewRogue: S- What if I put down the plates of Aria, Landus and Harkan right here? I mean... I did find them and there are three colored indentations...
AndrewRogue: A- *anime-style sweatdrop* Uh... no?
AndrewRogue: Battle hordes of undead abominations!
Sarcazmo47: Engage in real-time and turn-based strategic combat against the forces of Wuv....and more.
AndrewRogue: *shows Staci unleashing an awesome combo of attacks with her daggers on zombies who look a lot like a certain teacher named... Begres. (SP)
AndrewRogue: *
coughingpuppy: Begres zombies? Awesome!
Sarcazmo47: Begres was already a zombie.
coughingpuppy: But now I get to KILL THEM!
Sarcazmo47: From whence did the demons come? What is the source of the Wuv that threatens to consume the world?
Sarcazmo47: Venture into the bowels of Indiana....and Hell itself.
AndrewRogue: *shows some clips of a stairway in a convenience store leading to somewhere that looks ripped outta Doom*
coughingpuppy: It's in our Sheetz!
AndrewRogue: Ally with the others... or make new enemies.
AndrewRogue: *shows Gorth and Alex squaring off guns pointed at each others faces*
AndrewRogue: Al- You know that we were fine here without you.
AndrewRogue: G- And you'll be fine without a face.
AndrewRogue: *guns both cocked*
AndrewRogue: G- Nellix always did piss me off... just like you.
Dark Japheth: ....
AndrewRogue: *BLAM as we cut to a new scene*
Dark Japheth: Nerdgasming now.
AndrewRogue: Battle secret bosses!
AndrewRogue: *shows Gil's Sonic Whine wreck havoc on a four man team*
AndrewRogue: G- You're ruining my character concept!
coughingpuppy: I'm dying over here, Andrew.
Dark Japheth: meanwhile I need a tissue
Sarcazmo47: And, of course, complete the game with every character to unlock the secret character - or use your gameshark and play the secret character first.
Dark Japheth: and goddamnit, you fucking need to get RPGmaker.
AndrewRogue: I have it. :p
Dark Japheth: I mean
Dark Japheth: ANd use it
Dark Japheth: to make such a game.
AndrewRogue: I may very well do it.
AndrewRogue: And face off against the true mastermind behind all of this...
AndrewRogue: *shows Wuv Zombie Andrew facing off with a mysterious shadow*
AndrewRogue: A- Why did you do all this man? <3
AndrewRogue: ????- Silence, slave.
AndrewRogue: A- *cute pouty face* You're mean!
AndrewRogue: ????- God. This plan sucks so badly in some ways.
AndrewRogue: ????- I take relief in knowing I shall destroy that sort of attitude in the end.
AndrewRogue: A- But I still WUV Y...!
AndrewRogue: *get's decapitated*
AndrewRogue: Whew.
AndrewRogue: Did I miss anything?
AndrewRogue: Agh... Secret Character Scenes.
Dark Japheth: Other than storylines, whats different about the characters?
Dark Japheth: ...and I wanna play. :P
AndrewRogue: Ah. Character difference.
Dark Japheth: that game, not D&D.
AndrewRogue: All right. All 4 characters are unique in stats and abilities!
coughingpuppy: Well, stat differences, obviously. And my punch daggers of awesome!
AndrewRogue: Gorth
AndrewRogue: Favored Weapon- Heavy Bludgeoning Object. Angst. The ability to crush hopes and dreams.
Sarcazmo47: Body 5, Mind 7, Charm 8
AndrewRogue: Special Attacks- High- (Confuses enemies for low SP cost)
Dark Japheth: ...I get Heavy Bludgeoning Objects. Thats awesome.
Dark Japheth: *beats someone to death using a bookshelf*
Dark Japheth: *then grabs computer monitor*
AndrewRogue: Alex
Dark Japheth: (naturally, controls would be reversed while High)
AndrewRogue: Favored Weapons- String Action (Correct me you bastard...) Shotgun. Tactlessness.
coughingpuppy: No Moodiness?
AndrewRogue: *Moodiness
AndrewRogue: (Kirk handles numeric stats from now on)
Sarcazmo47: Body 4 Mind 9 Charm 1.
Dark Japheth: heh, I have a higher average. omg. I pwn
AndrewRogue: Special Attacks- Moody (Mass damage to enemies, but drops his stats. MT and ITD)
coughingpuppy: Also gives diplomacy penalty towards potential allies.
AndrewRogue: Ignore- (Draws all attacks to himself oddly, but raises Def)
AndrewRogue: That was stupid- (Beserks an ally)
AndrewRogue: Insult- (50% chance of Instant Death. Failure Beserks.)
AndrewRogue: Soppy
AndrewRogue: Favored Weapons- Razor Sharp Wit. That Hockey Stick 'o His
Sarcazmo47: Body 7 Mind 4 Charm 4
AndrewRogue: Special Attacks- Hockey Stick Grab- (Increases Attack range significantly)
AndrewRogue: NJ Style Beat Down- (He wails on them with a hockey stick.)
AndrewRogue: Condundrum- (He astounds them with his athletic qualities... then whips out his Roleplaying and Anime. Causes all statuses.)
Sarcazmo47: Sorted by difficulty: Gorth: Easy, Sopko: Normal, Staci: Hard, Alex: Insane
AndrewRogue: Staci
AndrewRogue: Favored Weapons- Punch Daggers. Love of Kirk. EVILNESS.
Dark Japheth: I think its funny that the stoner has the easiest game, despite only having "High" as a special attack
Sarcazmo47: Body 6 Mind 8 Charm 4
AndrewRogue: But you do MAD physical damage.
Dark Japheth: ...I use a heavy blunt object of pain
Sarcazmo47: And guns.
Dark Japheth: While high. :P
Sarcazmo47: You get guns.
Dark Japheth: Oh, guns too
AndrewRogue: And I'm not listing all specials :p
Dark Japheth: Fuckign A.
AndrewRogue: Secret moves and stuff.
AndrewRogue: Kirk, do specials for Staci. I can't think of any right this second <_<
Dark Japheth: Can I... can I name my gun? Like... for example, my old gun, the chinese manufactured SKS? .747 calibur, hollowpoint, convertable to fully automatic or sniper mode depending on mood and how much time...
AndrewRogue: Hmm... that would work. Gorth gets a base gun and he can mod it out.
Sarcazmo47: Confusing Aura - Sends off an aura that confuses opponents sexuality (stuns)
Dark Japheth: .....XD
AndrewRogue: (Wuv Zombie Andrew has a similar attack ^_~)
Sarcazmo47: It's Stabbin Time - Dual-wields rapier and punch dagger for a short time. Like Bladestrom from WCIII.
Sarcazmo47: Shame - Blushes so hard, enemies take fire damage.
Sarcazmo47: Maternity Armor - Berserks self, deals double damage.
Sarcazmo47: That's all I got.
AndrewRogue: That works.
AndrewRogue: So Gorth is the Tank, Staci is Speed/Damage Dealer, Soppy is Average Guy/Main Character, Alex is Mage.
Sarcazmo47: Yep.
Sarcazmo47: And then there is the Secret Character.
AndrewRogue: Indeed.
AndrewRogue: ????
AndrewRogue: Favored Weapons- ????
Sarcazmo47: Body ? Mind ? Charm ?
AndrewRogue: Special Attacks- ????
AndrewRogue: Well. That was easy <_<
Dark Japheth: lol
AndrewRogue: You all realize I'm actually going to end up poking around in RPGMaker and attempt to do something like this :p
Sarcazmo47: Chatkill 2004.
coughingpuppy: You should! It would be really cool.
Sarcazmo47: Coming Winter 2004.
Dark Japheth: lol
Sarcazmo47: *flashes the GilKill logo*
Dark Japheth: XD
Sarcazmo47: ....wow. So who feels like game now?
Sarcazmo47: Other than, you know, me.
AndrewRogue: I'm for whatever.
coughingpuppy: Me too.
AndrewRogue: Ranting like that made me feel better :p
Sarcazmo47: Good!
Sarcazmo47: Do you still have WCIII?
AndrewRogue: I do yes.
Sarcazmo47: I bet if we played that you would school me.
AndrewRogue: Probably :p Unless you got better since last time.
coughingpuppy: It's a better bet that he'd school me, actually. Play me in strategy games if you ever want an ego boost, Andrew.
Sarcazmo47: Yes, do that.
AndrewRogue: I dunno. Raider Rushes aren't super effective :p
AndrewRogue: Only problem with RPGMaker 2K3 is all the skins suck for this...
AndrewRogue: *makes do*
Sarcazmo47: HAH
Sarcazmo47: Kirk says GAME'D!
Sarcazmo47: ...
Sarcazmo47: What was happening when Gorth disappeared?
Sarcazmo47: I remember "god this is going to be fun"
coughingpuppy: We'd just gotten to Rivas Kul and passed out passports.
Sarcazmo47: Followed immediately by "Dark Japheth has signed off"
AndrewRogue: Then I woke up and my pants were missing.
Sarcazmo47: RIGHT.
AndrewRogue: Damn. Too slow.
Dark Japheth: .....
Dark Japheth: ..............
Dark Japheth: we've got 40 minutes tops. Or WOULD
coughingpuppy: Nooooooooooooooooooo
Dark Japheth: If melissa hadn't gotten off work 30 minutes early
Dark Japheth: THEREFORE
AndrewRogue: DAMN.
Dark Japheth: You guys have a choice
Dark Japheth: You can make it for me.
Dark Japheth: Ditch girl for game
Dark Japheth: Or ditch game for girl, and come back at an unspecified time and possibly continue?
Dark Japheth: *chortle laugh*
Sarcazmo47: Oooooo.
AndrewRogue: Hmm.
Sarcazmo47: You've already made your decision.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
Sarcazmo47: Now you have to understand it.
AndrewRogue: Damn. AIM says go for girl.
Sarcazmo47: The question is.
Sarcazmo47: Do you trust AIM?
Dark Japheth: I do not usually.
Dark Japheth: I'm leaving the decision up to you guys. Oh, and do not choose poorly.
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 2 5-sided dice: 5 5
Dark Japheth: *points to withered corpse in Indiana Jones*
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 1 5
Sarcazmo47: It won't roll //roll -girl 1 -choices 2
Dark Japheth: Ecks. Dee.
Sarcazmo47: Is she there now?
Dark Japheth: No, she's on the phone with me now.
Sarcazmo47: Okay. I say....go. But I forbid you to make out or anthing.
Sarcazmo47: Eat fast.
AndrewRogue: Yes.
AndrewRogue: Eat.
AndrewRogue: Fast.
Dark Japheth: lmfao
Sarcazmo47: FAST
Sarcazmo47: NO MAKING OUT, YOU HEAR ME?
Dark Japheth: Why not.
Sarcazmo47: Because making out leads to more making out.
Sarcazmo47: Which leads to hours later before you get back.
Dark Japheth: And where is the downside.
Sarcazmo47: I KILL YOU
Sarcazmo47: AND RAPE YOUR EYE SOCKET
Sarcazmo47: WITH KATIE'S VIBRATOR
coughingpuppy: ....
Dark Japheth: what.
Sarcazmo47: There is the downside.
Sarcazmo47: Having your face raped with Katie's dirty vibrator.
AndrewRogue: ...
coughingpuppy: *cries*
AndrewRogue: *joins in*
Sarcazmo47: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAAHAHAHA
Sarcazmo47: *is evil*
Dark Japheth: I don't get it.
Sarcazmo47: .....
Sarcazmo47: Nevermind.
coughingpuppy: You don't want to get it.
Sarcazmo47: Hurry. Hurry. Hurry. Hurry! Hurry! HURRY! HURRY!
Sarcazmo47: No one gets the Hellsing reference.
Dark Japheth has left the room.
coughingpuppy: I've only seen it once.
AndrewRogue: Haven't seen thw whole show yet.
Sarcazmo47: Dear Staci.
Sarcazmo47: My love for you is like a Halo Deathmatch.
coughingpuppy: kirk,
Sarcazmo47: Full of danger and Master Chief.
Sarcazmo47: But always exciting and new.
Sarcazmo47: But we can never be.
Sarcazmo47: For I am Red.
Sarcazmo47: And you are Blue.
coughingpuppy: j00 R0X0R /\/\y \/\/0r|d. PLZ D4T3 M3!!
coughingpuppy: That is pathetic Leetspeak. And I am proud of it.
Sarcazmo47: Do you want to sexxorsize?
coughingpuppy: *pepper spray!*
AndrewRogue: Should I... uh... get a videocam?
Sarcazmo47: Yes.
coughingpuppy: OMG YOU ARE SO NAKED UNDER THOSE CLOTHES
AndrewRogue: *does so and sets it up*
AndrewRogue: What clothes?
AndrewRogue: *stands NAKED*
coughingpuppy: I don't need clothes! *stands naked too!*
AndrewRogue: YAY!
Sarcazmo47: YAY
coughingpuppy: I feel so...violated.
AndrewRogue: You're the one who stripped me ;_;
coughingpuppy: I didn't strip you!
AndrewRogue: YES YOU DID!
AndrewRogue: WITH YOUR MIND!
coughingpuppy: I DID NOT YOU LIAR
AndrewRogue: DID TOO
Sarcazmo47: Allright, kids.
Sarcazmo47: Staci, no using your telekinetic powers to violate Andrew.
coughingpuppy: Awwww...
AndrewRogue: Awww...
AndrewRogue: ...er.
AndrewRogue: I mean.
Sarcazmo47: Andrew, no making ametuer porn out of me and Staci's relationship.
AndrewRogue: ;_;
AndrewRogue: Please?
Sarcazmo47: No.
Sarcazmo47: We only produce professional grade porn.
AndrewRogue: Shucks.
AndrewRogue: *hums as he considers what to do*
Sarcazmo47: http://xbox.ign.com/articles/542/542459p1. html
Sarcazmo47: Drool over Fable.
Sarcazmo47: Go.
AndrewRogue: Eh... Don't want to. No own X-Box, why drool?
Sarcazmo47: For fun.
Sarcazmo47: C'mon.
Sarcazmo47: FABLE'D
AndrewRogue: Maybe a bit later.
AndrewRogue: Be back.
Sarcazmo47: http://media.xbox.ign.com/media/016/01652 6/img_2067099.html
Sarcazmo47: When I get that in my game, I will nerdgasm so hard I will pass out
coughingpuppy: Me too.
AndrewRogue: *chuckles*
Sarcazmo47: Has Landus considered the Eagle Claw Strike feat?
AndrewRogue: Teh Weapon Breaker?
Sarcazmo47: That's the one.
AndrewRogue: Not really. Next feat is being devoured by Hover.
AndrewRogue: Then I'm thinking slide Ham String and Bleeding Wound in somewhere.
AndrewRogue: *Hamstring
Sarcazmo47: Bleeding Wound?
Sarcazmo47: Hamstring sucks a LOT.
AndrewRogue: I think I was considering simply on the basis of having fun with Fly-By Attack.
AndrewRogue: Lemme get out CW. Hang on.
Sarcazmo47: Get Arterial Strike instead.
AndrewRogue: I think that's what I was thinking Bleeding WOund is.
Sarcazmo47: Yah.
Sarcazmo47: Hamstring is not worth it.
Sarcazmo47: 1/2 speed! Oh noes!
AndrewRogue: Eh, depending on the foe I can amuse myself a lot with it I think.
AndrewRogue: I need to, y'know, avoid letting Landus get hit.
Sarcazmo47: I need to finagle Gorth into giving me semi-outsider status so I can have a Flesh Ring Of Scorn.
Sarcazmo47: And Tongue Studs Of Hellbreath.
AndrewRogue: Woot?
Sarcazmo47: You know what the Flesh Ring does?
AndrewRogue: No.
Sarcazmo47: Autoconfirm crits.
Chromeus18 has entered the room.
Chromeus18: in da place
Sarcazmo47: I need to go.......place.
AndrewRogue: That's nice.
AndrewRogue: The place.
AndrewRogue: Whee.
Sarcazmo47: When life throws pies at you,
Sarcazmo47: You make yourself a tall, cool glass of Piemonade!
AndrewRogue: You should shoot life and take the remaining pies and devour them.
AndrewRogue: Or sell them at a far above market rate.
Chromeus18: when life throws pies at you, bring tupperware
AndrewRogue: Tupperware yo?
Chromeus18: to save it!
AndrewRogue: Ah. Indeed.
Chromeus18: or you could use the pie to kill poorly modelled and animated diabetic superheroes
AndrewRogue: That you could.
Chromeus18: http://www.thehumanelement.com/courage/c omic9.html
AndrewRogue: Heh
coughingpuppy: Kirk and I were laughing at that earlier.
Chromeus18: what is it with bad ideas always being done poorly?
AndrewRogue: Its because they are inherently bad that they seem to go poorly. Them going off successfully is in essence a poor job.
AndrewRogue: So really, its a Catch-22.
AndrewRogue: You perform a bad idea well, its still a bad idea.
AndrewRogue: You do it in a shitty manner, its still a bad idea.
Chromeus18: i don't understand how someone can see these mangled models and say "Yeah, I'm proud of that!"
AndrewRogue: Same way I can congratulate mine own work right after I finish it.
AndrewRogue: I delude myself into thinking its good :p
Chromeus18: where is your work anyways Andy? i don't think i've seen it.
AndrewRogue: Not models or anything.
AndrewRogue: Just writing and sketching.
Chromeus18: i wanna see your sketches
AndrewRogue: Hmm... lemme see if I have anything online actually if you want to look.
Chromeus18: ok
AndrewRogue: Hmm... I wish I'd brought a scanner. I have a couple of decent new things I should put up.
AndrewRogue: And yes, I'm a horrible horrible anime sketchist because I suck/despise doing real <_< I'm still trying to work out mine own style.
Chromeus18: i would grumble and rant at bitch at you, but i don't feel like it.
AndrewRogue: I assume as much. Hence my disclaimer.
AndrewRogue: ^_^
AndrewRogue: Its not like I possess talnet anyway. I just have more exposure to it, so I feel more comfortable with it.
AndrewRogue: Ew... my online stuff blows.
Chromeus18: i wanna see!
AndrewRogue: http://www.oocities.org/terrybrash/kiy one1.gif
AndrewRogue: http://www.oocities.org/terrybrash/kiy oneinked1.jpg
AndrewRogue: I vaguely wish I had some of my folder stuff up. S'not much better, but I can at least feel better ^_^
Chromeus18: is that a paw holding the sword in the first one?
AndrewRogue: That's Andrew exhibiting lack of mechanical knowledge of hands in general.
AndrewRogue: ^_^
Chromeus18: all you need is 3 lines :P
AndrewRogue: And I still can't do it :p
Chromeus18: well, make some artistically inclined friends, and get them to help you out, it helps alot
AndrewRogue: Heh!
AndrewRogue: Wow. I'm uninspired in general tonight.
Chromeus18: well, that's what i did
Chromeus18: alot of my highschool stuff has styles alot like my friends
AndrewRogue: That would work well I think. I was actually referring to the fact that I can't think of anything to write or draw.
coughingpuppy: My best advice with drawing is to get models.
coughingpuppy: Or draw from pictures of people. You get better at drawing from life than you do by anything else.
Chromeus18: that's good too, cuz you have an excuse to leer at naked girls
coughingpuppy: I should put up the couple of pictures that I have...
AndrewRogue: You should.
coughingpuppy: They're all Evil Campaign, though.
coughingpuppy: And I have no server.
Chromeus18: and in college, you're bound to find girls who'll throw it all off to be bound forever on paper!
AndrewRogue: Use mine. *shrugs* Or go get one of those free art sites.
Chromeus18: use imageshack
coughingpuppy: Yeah, I could. Hm. Well, I could send them to you if you want, Andrew.
AndrewRogue: Whatever you want Staci. I live to serve.
Chromeus18: you made a funny!
coughingpuppy: It'd be nice if I had a better scanner, though.
coughingpuppy: Maybe I'll use the school ones to scan the others I have, once I get there.
Sarcazmo47: I give Gorth...
Sarcazmo47: Fifteen minutes.
Chromeus18: i have access to big architectural scanners! i should scan some of my paintings on it
AndrewRogue: Then you sleep?
coughingpuppy: My scanner just causes vast dark areas to appear on the pictures.
AndrewRogue: Want the links put here Stacmistress?
coughingpuppy: Sure.
Sarcazmo47: I WIN
Chromeus18: you're a genius Kirk
AndrewRogue: http://www.oocities.org/terrybrash/veri tydrauglin.jpg
AndrewRogue: http://www.oocities.org/terrybrash/aur elia.jpg
coughingpuppy: Anyway, that's what the two of them look like.
Chromeus18: i have no doubt that your comment made gorth's hand spasm and immediately click the AIM sign on button
Dark Japheth has entered the room.
Dark Japheth: ....I really missed melissa.
Dark Japheth: I did not remember exactly how much until I saw her in the halter top.
Dark Japheth: I love life.
Dark Japheth: Anyway. Whats up, y'all?
AndrewRogue: I'm ANGSTY
AndrewRogue: <_<
Chromeus18: does your scanner close all the way, staci?
Sarcazmo47: Kirk ROCKS THE FACE OF YOUR MOTHER
Sarcazmo47: ...
Dark Japheth: Probably, my mom's a whore
Dark Japheth: anywya
coughingpuppy: No. Which is, sadly, the source of the dark areas. I can't get it to fully close around my sketchpad, but I don't want to tear the drawings out of the sketchpad, either.
Chromeus18: is verity stabbing his horse?
Sarcazmo47: He had no horse at that point.
coughingpuppy: No, he's talking to a minotaur.
Dark Japheth: Man I wish I knew what was up.
Chromeus18: you can unhook the lid and lay it flat on the back of your pad, that may help
Sarcazmo47: He didn't acquire the Nightmare until he ritually sacrificed his assitant for trechery.
AndrewRogue: Sharing art.
Sarcazmo47: *assistant
coughingpuppy: Maybe. I've also tried draping towels and/or blankets over it.
Sarcazmo47: *treachery
coughingpuppy: It makes it slightly better.
Sarcazmo47: I can spell.
Sarcazmo47: I can.
AndrewRogue: I should emphasize in some cases art should be preceeded and proceeded by quotes.
Chromeus18: i should re-jerry rig my scanner
Sarcazmo47: Someday, I will tell you kids the story of Verity Dalliant.
Sarcazmo47: But not today
Chromeus18: i need to find a pulley and replace the string, and it's back in business
Sarcazmo47: String?
Sarcazmo47: For your scanner?
Dark Japheth: While we share art
Chromeus18: yeah
Dark Japheth: I'm going to send people a picture of me getting my hair cut by my sister
Sarcazmo47: Wheee!
Sarcazmo47: Bring it.
coughingpuppy: Why should art be preceeded and proceeded by quotes in some cases, Andrew?
Dark Japheth: And she has teh worlds ugliest face while she's cutting my hair, I don't know HOW she contorted her face like that.
AndrewRogue: Because I SUCK :p
coughingpuppy: You do not!
AndrewRogue: BWAHAHAAHA!
coughingpuppy: Seriously. And if you aren't happy with what you can do right now, the only thing that makes you better is practice anyway. And the circle method helps with poses, too.
AndrewRogue: Indeed. Practice makes perfect. Its jsut depressing sometimes :p
Sarcazmo47: http://www.homestarrunner.com/disk4of12. html
Chromeus18: i need to finish my pic of Krist
Chromeus18: someday
AndrewRogue: XD at that Pic.
AndrewRogue: Gorth's that is.
Sarcazmo47: Holy shit!
Sarcazmo47: Gorth!
Sarcazmo47: You're a fat kid!
Chromeus18: i wanna see gorth!
coughingpuppy: Me too!
Dark Japheth: ....Skocion loses...
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 4-sided die: 3
Dark Japheth: 3 HP permanantly
Sarcazmo47: Tee hee!
Sarcazmo47: Thankfully, there are no digital photos of Kirk floating around
AndrewRogue: I used to have one ;_;
Sarcazmo47: Liar.
AndrewRogue: Alex gave it to me ^_^
Chromeus18: i can put my pic of you on the net :P
Sarcazmo47: That rat bastard.
AndrewRogue: But I forgot to save it.
AndrewRogue: WAIT!
Dark Japheth: ......FUCKING LIAR
Sarcazmo47: ...
AndrewRogue: AND GROUP PIC!
Dark Japheth: THAT BASTARD
coughingpuppy: I have pictures of you in Mickey Mouse ears, Kirk.
Dark Japheth: HOW DARE HE SHOW YOU WHO I AM
Sarcazmo47: That's a very bad picture. Of a picture.
coughingpuppy: But still a picture.
AndrewRogue: *looks at Gorth* Wha?
Sarcazmo47: Seconded.
Sarcazmo47: Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Dark Japheth: What, I'm not like you pictured me as?
Chromeus18: i got these exotic camel cigs today... bourbon flavored
Chromeus18: i smell like an alcoholic now
Dark Japheth: Lol
Sarcazmo47: When is Krist going to get a psionic skin that turns him yellow and makes people that lick him hallucinate?
Dark Japheth: Talk to Shale when he gets the "High" skin
Chromeus18: muahaha
Chromeus18: not my goods and services!
Sarcazmo47: So!
Sarcazmo47: *dies*
AndrewRogue: *takes Kirk's heart and devours it*
Sarcazmo47: *reanimates as a Kine*
Dark Japheth: ......
Sarcazmo47: :-P
Dark Japheth: how do you know of this
Sarcazmo47: I remember shit.
Dark Japheth: did I tell you something when I was high?
Dark Japheth: DAMN
Dark Japheth: DAAAAAMN
AndrewRogue: ???
Dark Japheth: Kirk, you fucking OWN
AndrewRogue: I'm not following anyone tonight -_-
Dark Japheth: Its ok. DoaMM reference
Sarcazmo47: I think he's annoyed because I just spoiled a plot device for him.
Dark Japheth: anyway
AndrewRogue: Maybe I'm the one who needs to sleep.
Dark Japheth: NO
Sarcazmo47: NO SLEEP
Sarcazmo47: SLEEP IS FOR DEAD PEOPLE
AndrewRogue: Fine. I'll stay here. Happy?
coughingpuppy: Sleepy...
Dark Japheth: Anyway, my date went well- just a bunch of talking, her telling me how much she missed me, how disappointed she is that I did weed, and then how she'd like to keep doing that sort of thing
Dark Japheth: followed by an hour long makeout session and me returning home to play D&D
Dark Japheth: So my day would be perfect
Dark Japheth: Every little piece of the puzzle always fits
Sarcazmo47: Didn't I tell you not to make out, Gorth?
Sarcazmo47: Tut tut.
Dark Japheth: Guess what
Dark Japheth: Nothing bad came of it
Dark Japheth: So FUCK YOU
Dark Japheth: anyway.
AndrewRogue: Heh.
Dark Japheth: We all ready to play, or do I get coffee and give y'all fifteen minutes to get ready?
coughingpuppy: I am ready.
AndrewRogue: Go ahead and get coffee.
Sarcazmo47: I am ready like Freddy.
Sarcazmo47: I can wait for you to get coffee, though.
AndrewRogue: Or do what they say.
Sarcazmo47: I can use some myself.
Chromeus18: i need time
AndrewRogue: I dunno.
Chromeus18: must visit the loo for a moment
coughingpuppy: I want coffee...
Sarcazmo47: OBEY THE WUV
Chromeus18: brb
Dark Japheth: Everyone, coffee break for five minutes
coughingpuppy: Maybe I should just drink more Live Wire...
Dark Japheth: Live Wire Good
Dark Japheth: ANyway, I have my coffee. How's everyone else doing with the coffee thing?
Dark Japheth: Or livewire.
Dark Japheth: :P
Chromeus18: back
AndrewRogue: I'm... suffering under lack of caffienne.
Chromeus18: ok, i'm not ever drinking pitch black again
Sarcazmo47: HAH
Chromeus18: i bought a 12 pack, i'm about 8 cans through it
Sarcazmo47: I have alchohol.
Sarcazmo47: So that works.
Dark Japheth: Alchohol is God.
Chromeus18: my shit was grass green
Dark Japheth: I will one day make a cleric for D&D that will worship alchohol.
Dark Japheth: ...that was more information than I needed to have
Chromeus18: pitch black is made of people. PITCH BLACK IS PEOPLE.
Sarcazmo47: Cleric/monk Drunken Master?
Sarcazmo47: ANYWAY
Sarcazmo47: GOGO GAME
Dark Japheth: We were entering Rivas Kul. The guards stop you all.
Dark Japheth: ~-~-~BEGIN~-~-~
Dark Japheth: "...State your names and purposes here in our country."
Chromeus18: *assimilates*
AndrewRogue: *let's boss do the talking*
Dark Japheth: The women smile, the single scar on their right cheek showing in a grotesque flash of healing.
Sarcazmo47: "Baron Skocion Atrox. I am here to patronize the Bazaar Of Wonders. This is my escort."
Sarcazmo47: He provides his passport.
Chromeus18: Krist shows his too
AndrewRogue: *shows*
Dark Japheth: "Ah, Baron Atrox. You and your party are permitted to pass."
Dark Japheth: The two grin, and look at each other, then smile even wider. They do not even look at your passport.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion takes it in stride.
coughingpuppy: Riannon frowns. She really didn't think Skocion going in with them was all that great an idea, but hey, his decision.
Chromeus18: Krist rides on silently
Sarcazmo47: He leads them inside.
Dark Japheth: And so you continue onward.
Sarcazmo47: To the Bazaar!
Dark Japheth: The light drizzle of rain is slight, and will likely keep you up at night.
Dark Japheth: Now, here's the time to do the nasty part- who among you owns a tent?
Dark Japheth: :P
AndrewRogue: Not me. Landus is a vagabond.
Sarcazmo47: I do if you declare it to be among my Pack Of Adventuring Gear.
Dark Japheth: I do not normally consider a tent to be Pack of Adventuring Gear. Bedroll, sure.
Sarcazmo47: Righto.
Dark Japheth: But if you do not have one, I'm going to have you be cold and wet. Mwahaha.
Sarcazmo47: OH NOES
Dark Japheth: Everyone, during the night, takes 5 subdual cold damage.
Sarcazmo47: ....
Chromeus18: i do
Dark Japheth: This is not taken by your skin, either.
Dark Japheth: AND CHROME SAVES THE DAY
Dark Japheth: Ignore me.
Dark Japheth: :p
Sarcazmo47: Day = saved.
Sarcazmo47: Good job, Chrome!
Dark Japheth: You are able to find shelter under his tent. Thank god.
Chromeus18: Krist thinks ahead!
Dark Japheth: Anyway.
Dark Japheth: It is another two days to the Bazaar, but you can see the tallest tower even from here.
Chromeus18: Krist doesn't share his warm blanket though, that'd be creepy
Dark Japheth: It is perhaps miles tall.
Chromeus18: and evil.. cuddly party
Sarcazmo47: Okay.
Sarcazmo47: The night before they reach the Bazaar, Skocion wakes everyone at around midnight.
Sarcazmo47: He's carrying a small stone jar with a lid, an alchemists decanter, and a stone knife.
Sarcazmo47: In the shape of an ankh.
Chromeus18: "What is it?"
AndrewRogue: (Hang on. My eye is burning.)
coughingpuppy: Riannon looks blearily at him. "What the hell're we doing, Skocion?"
Sarcazmo47: Wow, nice
Sarcazmo47: Flaming eye.
Dark Japheth: (....holy shit. take a picture)
Chromeus18: (Ignus is after you!)
Sarcazmo47: "Sorry to wake you all, but this is something that needs to be done. I have here the poison I acquired in Tamerand, but it is not as potent as it could be."
Sarcazmo47: "I woke you tonight because this is the right moon for it."
Sarcazmo47: He holds out the knife and the decanter. "A small amount from each of you will suffice."
AndrewRogue: (Okay I can see again.) "What is it boss?"
Sarcazmo47: "A ritual, of sorts."
coughingpuppy: Riannon sits up and takes the knife and decanter. "How do you know how to do this?"
Chromeus18: Krist blinks.
Sarcazmo47: His blind eyes stare into hers. "Training. Instinct. Blood. Take your pick."
AndrewRogue: "Well then. You want some of our blood boss?"
Sarcazmo47: He nods.
coughingpuppy: "Anything we ought to do first?" Ri looks up at Skocion, the blade already laid against her palm.
Sarcazmo47: He shakes his head.
Sarcazmo47: He is slowly clenching and unclenching his left hand.
Chromeus18: (has this already been talked about in a session i missed?)
Sarcazmo47: No;
coughingpuppy: She nods, draws the knife across her palm, and, with a brief wince, makes a fist over the decanter and hands the knife to Landus.
Sarcazmo47: This is the first you've heard of it.
Sarcazmo47: Landus?
AndrewRogue: *cuts his palm with a certain precision before passing the blade on and decanter to Krist*
Chromeus18: Krist watches, fascinated and somewhat disturbed.
Sarcazmo47: Heh.
Chromeus18: "What do you need blood for?"
Sarcazmo47: "An awakening."
Chromeus18: "Of what?"
Sarcazmo47: He smiles.
Sarcazmo47: "That which sleeps. I can't say much more than that."
Chromeus18: (CTHULu)
Chromeus18: "Then I can't give any blood."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion raises an eyebrow.
AndrewRogue: (I would like to point out Cthulu [or at least his plushy] lives on my desk)
Chromeus18: "I'm paid to spill blood for you, not give it."
Dark Japheth: (Yes. Good man.)
Sarcazmo47: "What I have here is not a true poison, Krist. It is a seed. It must be fed to bloom."
Sarcazmo47: "I am not ordering you. But I am asking you."
Sarcazmo47: "The blood of the Koa-Toa is thick."
Chromeus18: Krist chews it over in his mind for a bit. "Will this harm me at all?" *looks at the knife* "And... can I use a different knife?"
Sarcazmo47: "I would rather you did not, but if you must, you must. But no, it will not harm you more than any wound would."
Chromeus18: Krist grabs his scythe blade then, and runs his hand across it, squeezing blood into the decanter. "There."
Chromeus18: (Krist crits himself on his scythe, and takes x4 damage)
Sarcazmo47: Skocion takes the knife and decanter, slowly.
Sarcazmo47: He holds it up to the moonlight and the firelight, and looks at it for a moment.
Sarcazmo47: Then he cuts his own left hand and holds it over the decanter, squeezing his hand rhythmically to pump a quantity of his own blood into it.
Sarcazmo47: He turnes even paler as he keeps at it, and a cold sweat appears on his brow, but he doesn't let it interrupt him.
Chromeus18: (bet Niniel gave Landus AIDS! Skocion is a carrier!)
Sarcazmo47: He starts to speak, but half of it, really, is words. Some of it is almost gibberish.
Dark Japheth: CTHULHUSPEAK
Sarcazmo47: It's mostly nonsensical, but what you do hear deals with spirits and the dead.
Chromeus18: (know:hist check to make sense of the nonsense?)
AndrewRogue: *watches with a morbid curiosity*
Sarcazmo47: After a few moments, he opens the stone jar.
Sarcazmo47: And pours a quantity of dust into the decanter of blood.
Dark Japheth: Suddenly, a veritable maelstrom surrounds the four of you.
Dark Japheth: Spirits, foul wraiths, chanting utter darkest phrases, seem to raise up. Shadows leap from the trees, and leap into the vortex that is forming over the decanter.
Dark Japheth: Like a tornado, the bottom is centered in the decanter, the top is wider, and many things are pulled into it...
coughingpuppy: Riannon, who had been trying to stop the bleeding in her palm, suddenly curses and stares at the shadows. "What the hell...?"
AndrewRogue: *grits his teeth* "This supposed to be happening?"
Sarcazmo47: Skocion does not stop with his gibberish.
Dark Japheth: And it swirls, swirls, swirls quickly, so quickly. The wind whips your hair about, and then, suddenly, they all fall into the decanter, screaming foul oaths of torment and pain. THey continue to swirl and scream about inside...
Sarcazmo47: Skocion pours the whole thing into the stone jar and slams the lid back on, panting.
Dark Japheth: As the lid slides into place, the screams finally quiet, and then there is silence.
Sarcazmo47: He looks drained and exhausted.
AndrewRogue: "Quite a trick."
coughingpuppy: Riannon just shakes her head. She didn't really like that at all. "Yeah, I'll say."
Chromeus18: "I suppose that's the effect you were looking for..."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion nods, sets the jar down, and sets to binding his hand.
AndrewRogue: *does the same* "So this makes your poison work?"
Sarcazmo47: He almost laugh. "Work? It always works. What we hold now is a bit more than simple poison."
Chromeus18: "I imagine that's far beyond common poison now. Whatever that ritual was.."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion heaves a heavy sigh.
Sarcazmo47: "Thank you all for your trust."
AndrewRogue: *snorts* "S'not a problem boss."
coughingpuppy: Riannon just shrugs.
Sarcazmo47: "....I think I'll get some rest, now."
coughingpuppy: "Yeah, you look like you need it."
Sarcazmo47: He more or less passes out.
Chromeus18: and Krist stares into the campfire silently for a moment.
AndrewRogue: "A problem Frog?"
Chromeus18: "No."
AndrewRogue: "Then I'm sleeping. Wake me for my watch."
Dark Japheth: ...who has next watch?
Chromeus18: "As you wish."
coughingpuppy: Riannon had first watch.
Chromeus18: prolly Krist
Dark Japheth: Had, they were woken up at midnight.
AndrewRogue: Oh. Nevermind. Porbably me.
coughingpuppy: Riannon goes back to sleep.
AndrewRogue: Second watch and all.
Chromeus18: Krist does as well. "Wake me for my watch."
AndrewRogue: "Sure thing."
Dark Japheth: About an hour into it, I need a spot check.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
AndrewRogue: 23
Chromeus18: (lesbians or inactivity?)
AndrewRogue: *stands up rather quickly and moves towards the group*
Sarcazmo47: IMitude, I would guess.
AndrewRogue: *and prods them awake*
Sarcazmo47: Skocion wakes reluctantly, but quickly. "Yes?"
AndrewRogue: "Hey guys. We got trouble. Eh heh... arm yourselves quick."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion does so, while asking, "What kind of trouble?"
Chromeus18: Krist was barely asleep, he gets up quickly
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
coughingpuppy: Riannon also gets herself awake and reaches for her spear. "What's coming?"
AndrewRogue: "A thing wrapped in chains and a thing with a scorpion tial."
AndrewRogue: *tail
Sarcazmo47: KNOWLEDGE RELIGION
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
Sarcazmo47: Arrgle.
AndrewRogue: *he gestures in the appropriate direction as he turns about*
coughingpuppy: I'll second that.
Chromeus18: (radsorpion)
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
Sarcazmo47: 15.
Chromeus18: would knowledge: hist apply? :P
Sarcazmo47: Or Arcana?
Sarcazmo47: Or Astrology?
Sarcazmo47: Or Kytons?
Dark Japheth: Wow./
Dark Japheth: Bitch.
Dark Japheth: Hmm
Dark Japheth: History does not apply
Dark Japheth: But Religion does, somewhat.
Dark Japheth: You recognize the figure as a Kyton, upon description.
Chromeus18: (or knowledge: we're about to get raped)
Dark Japheth: (You should be able to take them)
Chromeus18: Krist stands, scythe in hands, like a poet mans
Sarcazmo47: Skocion is readied with a Scimitar, and moves to the front of the group.
Dark Japheth: Roll inits, if you wish.
Sarcazmo47: Fully defended.
Dark Japheth: Or don't, if you want to try diplomacy.
Sarcazmo47: Indeed.
AndrewRogue: Landus follows bosses lead.
AndrewRogue: So no inits.
Dark Japheth: Alright.
Chromeus18: Krist stands next to Skocion
Dark Japheth: The scorpion tailed one, hunched over slightly, walks forward, screeching in a bizarre tongue- the same one Skocion used, earlier.
AndrewRogue: *stands about... 15 feet back of them*
coughingpuppy: Riannon can't help but feel that this has something to do with the ritual. She's hoping Skocion can talk their way out of it, but she has her spear ready just in case.
Dark Japheth: "Ph-nglui mglw-nafh Cthulhu fhtagna-weh!"
AndrewRogue: (*hugs his Cthulu plush for luck*)
Chromeus18: Krist blinks.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion calls out to the approaching figures. "Hail, Lord Kyton, Master Of Chains. Hail, Osyluth, Lord Of Bone."
Dark Japheth: They screech out, more dark speek. More Cthulhu speak from the boned one.
Dark Japheth: The one in Chains does not answer, merely looking at the chains on Skocion's back.
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
coughingpuppy: ((Skocion has chains on his back?))
Sarcazmo47: Ah.
Sarcazmo47: Yesh.
Dark Japheth: Yes, he does. He has a chain. A nasty chain, too.
Sarcazmo47: He's carried a set of spiked chains since his encounter with Melanie.
coughingpuppy: ((Oh, that one. Okay.))
Dark Japheth: Why wouldn't he? It only really is a liability against Kytons
Dark Japheth: >.>
AndrewRogue: (I missed that...)
Dark Japheth: The Kyton only grins, and his hands move quickly, fast, almost in a somatic gesture for a spell.
Dark Japheth: The Osyluth looks at the Kyton.
Sarcazmo47: We're looking at CR 6 and CR 9 devils there, folks.
AndrewRogue: Bah.
AndrewRogue: <_<
Dark Japheth: (Both six, in 3.0)
Dark Japheth: (The only monster manual I've got.)
AndrewRogue: (Gogo SRD?)
Dark Japheth: (me too lazy. I like having the book in front of me, so I don't have to switch windows consistently)
Sarcazmo47: Skocion's hands dance like he's playing a piano, like a nervous tic on overdrive.
Chromeus18: Krist is utterly silent, his throat quivers a bit
coughingpuppy: Riannon watches curiously.
Chromeus18: how far away are they?
AndrewRogue: *keeps more attention on the beasts*
Dark Japheth: The Kytons hands move in the same style as Skocion's, but his arms do not make a single motion. The chains all about him jangle, and his body is sliced and slashed by them- but he takes no notice of the pain
Dark Japheth: or is immune, as the wounds bleed nastily, and then immediately seal.
Chromeus18: (who just got CHAIN'D?)
Dark Japheth: The Kyton's face, mutable, changes... into the face of the old man, from Skocion's dream. He chortles, and laughs.
Dark Japheth: Will save, oh Skocion.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion shouts. "FUCK!" And grabs the chain on his back and attempts to hurl it away.
Sarcazmo47: I think now would be a good time for inits.
Dark Japheth: Indeed.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
Sarcazmo47: FUCK
Dark Japheth: Osyluth = 18
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
Dark Japheth: Kyton
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
Chromeus18: ...
Dark Japheth: 19
Sarcazmo47: SCREW'D
Chromeus18: 4
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
AndrewRogue: 21
Sarcazmo47: 7.
coughingpuppy: 6.
Sarcazmo47: No.
Sarcazmo47: 8.
Chromeus18: Landus 21, Kyton 19, Osyluth 18, Skocion 8, Riannon 6, Krist 4
Dark Japheth: 21 Landus, 19 Kyton, 18 Osyluth, 8 Skocion, 6 Riannon, 4 krist
Dark Japheth: oh you bastard you pwn with speed.
Dark Japheth: :P
Chromeus18: (*cracks knuckles*)
AndrewRogue: My action then?
Dark Japheth: Yep.
Dark Japheth: You are the only one who won't be flatfooted on the Kyton, and then the Osyluth's, turn.
AndrewRogue: Okay, how far is Kyton from Skocion?
Dark Japheth: About 20 feet.
Sarcazmo47: Grab the chain on Skocion!
Sarcazmo47: And toss it!
Dark Japheth: I would most definately not do that. :P
AndrewRogue: Hmm... is boss looking like he's trying to get the chain off him?
Chromeus18: (it AoO's you!)
Sarcazmo47: Boss hasn't had time to do a damn thing.
Sarcazmo47: Except cuss.
Dark Japheth: But
Dark Japheth: He does look like he's going to get rid of that fuckin chain
Dark Japheth: Which will be the death of the party, invariably.
AndrewRogue: I hate you Gorth. I can't trust a thing you say.
AndrewRogue: Logical assumption for a character is that boss can get rid of the chain himself though.
Dark Japheth: AndrewRogue: I hate you Gorth. I can't trust a thing you say. (this means I have succeeded as a DM)
AndrewRogue: *Landus runs forward, pulling his fist back and then opens the palm, slamming it into the creature's chest*
Dark Japheth: WHICH ONE
Dark Japheth: Bone or Chain devil?
AndrewRogue: Charge+Attack+Stunning Fist to Chain thing.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
AndrewRogue: 22
Dark Japheth: AC of 18
Dark Japheth: So hit.
Dark Japheth: Whats the DC on the fort save?
AndrewRogue: 14 <_<
AndrewRogue: Er... 15
Dark Japheth: I gotta roll 8 or above.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
Dark Japheth: ha.
AndrewRogue: PWNed me.
Sarcazmo47: Goodo.
AndrewRogue: Damage then.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
AndrewRogue: 3 from fist
Dark Japheth: Roll sneak on that, too- it is TECHNICALLY flat footed since it hasn't gone in combat yet.
Dark Japheth: :P
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
Sarcazmo47: *snort*
AndrewRogue: 3 from sneak.
AndrewRogue: 6 Total.
Dark Japheth: The Kyton laughs as something so puny decides to hit it. You notice that your wound has... hardly... done... anything. In fact, almost nothing.
Chromeus18: (good job tickling the devil)
Dark Japheth: He raises a single fist to the sky, and suddenly, the chain that Skocion is trying to grab oh so delicately grows to an obscene length, 15 feet, and grows NASTY spikes.
Chromeus18: (Landus' battle cry: COOCHIE COOCHIE COO!)
Dark Japheth: (omg pwn battle cry)
AndrewRogue: (XD)
Dark Japheth: The chain lashes out. Who is within fifteen feet of Skocion?
Dark Japheth: I.e. who else do I roll to hit?
AndrewRogue: Probably me -_-
Chromeus18: me
Dark Japheth: You definately aren't- you are between the Kyton and Skocion, who are 30 feet away.
Dark Japheth: Ok. The chain lashes out at Krist, and then at Skocion himself.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
Dark Japheth: 11 against Krist.
Dark Japheth: Don't include dex, does it hti?
Dark Japheth: hit?
Chromeus18: 17
Chromeus18: nope
coughingpuppy: Probably me too.
Dark Japheth: It hits, but does not strike his armor, in fact, it goes right past it... smacking Skocion square in the face.
Dark Japheth: (It only gets two attacks)
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
Dark Japheth: 20 on Skocion- not including dex, I believe that hits.
Sarcazmo47: Um....
Sarcazmo47: Yes.
Sarcazmo47: Yes it does.
Sarcazmo47: AC 20.
Dark Japheth: THWACKA THWACKA
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 8-sided die: 6
Dark Japheth: 9 damage.
Dark Japheth: Plus.
Sarcazmo47: *dies*
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
Dark Japheth: 1 pain damage
Sarcazmo47: Awsome.
Sarcazmo47: 2 more hits to go.
Dark Japheth: The Osyluth, however, smiles, and backs up... and vanishes completely from sight.
AndrewRogue: (... *kicks his Real Player* The opening to Steel Angel Kurumi is not good devil fighting music)
Chromeus18: (i just IMed myself)
Sarcazmo47: Landus 21, Kyton 19, Osyluth 18, Skocion 8, Riannon 6, Krist 4
Sarcazmo47: Skocion.
Dark Japheth: SPellcraft if anyone wants to check to see if he cast invisibility.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion is cussing nonstop.
Sarcazmo47: That doesn't prevent him from charging the Kyton, though.
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
AndrewRogue: That does however.
Sarcazmo47: It sure does.
Dark Japheth: Hmm.
Dark Japheth: Sacred 1d100
AndrewRogue: I swear to god if you stab me I will kill you.
Dark Japheth: Oh what type of fumble shall Kirk have
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 100-sided die: 14
Sarcazmo47: A super cool kind.
Sarcazmo47: He accidently impales the invisible Osyluth!
Dark Japheth: Eh, you do nothing but stumble. You are denied your dex bonus next round to AC.
Sarcazmo47: GREAT
Sarcazmo47: FUCK YOU ROCK
Sarcazmo47: *fist shake*
Dark Japheth: I can't tell if thats sarcasm or not.
Dark Japheth: Either way.
Dark Japheth: (your AC *does* go down for the charge. :P)
Dark Japheth: Next would be... Riannon, I believe.
Sarcazmo47: Noted.
coughingpuppy: Ri makes with the skewering.
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
Dark Japheth: AC 18.
coughingpuppy: 19?
Sarcazmo47: Cluster of dudes around the Kyton!
Dark Japheth: Yep. Hit.
coughingpuppy: Okay. Yay hit.
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 8-sided die: 2
Dark Japheth: Nobody going after Mr Invisible, hmm. Yet.
Sarcazmo47: And AIM dice are hating on us.
coughingpuppy: Mrrrrrr. 4.
Dark Japheth: Total damage?
Sarcazmo47: A LOT.
Dark Japheth: Krist, I believe it is your turn.
Chromeus18: Krist moves in on an empty square, and swings his scythe at nothing.
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
Chromeus18: 15!
Dark Japheth: Hmm.
Dark Japheth: Nope.
Chromeus18: dice are quite evil tonight
Sarcazmo47: Quite.
Sarcazmo47: Landus 21, Kyton 19, Osyluth 18, Skocion 8, Riannon 6, Krist 4
Dark Japheth: Barely. Actually.
Dark Japheth: Chrome.
Dark Japheth: You *did* hit if you charged him.
Dark Japheth: I'll let you change that to a charge, if you'd be so inclined.
Dark Japheth: It will mean less AC for you.
Dark Japheth: And likely a targeting by the Kyton's chain. :P
Chromeus18: i would, since we definitely need to hit
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 2 4-sided dice: 3 4
Chromeus18: 13 damage
Dark Japheth: THUD
Dark Japheth: He is covered with blood, but from where, you can only guess.
Dark Japheth: Probably the osyluth, which isn't revealed.
Dark Japheth: ...why don't Osyluth's have fucking Multiattack.
Dark Japheth: Goddamn crappy monsters
AndrewRogue: XD
Dark Japheth: Either way
Dark Japheth: Now it is Mr Landus' turn.
AndrewRogue: *noting that Krist seems to be doing all right, he returns his attention to the chained bastard, spinning out for a repeat of the previous meanver.
AndrewRogue: *
Dark Japheth: FLURRY
Dark Japheth: OMG FLURRY
AndrewRogue: Stunning Fist+Flanking first. Wanna make sure I at least hit :po
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
Chromeus18: whoo!
Dark Japheth: Holy shit.
Dark Japheth: HIT.
Dark Japheth: Roll some damage, and some sneak
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
AndrewRogue: 10 Damage and a Fort save.
Dark Japheth: Fort.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
Dark Japheth: Saved.
Sarcazmo47: Bastard.
Dark Japheth: Mr Kyton's turn.
AndrewRogue: Shucks. I'm outta tricks now ;_;
AndrewRogue: How long does AC charging penalty last?
Sarcazmo47: Don't feel bad. My tricks got us unto a fight.
Sarcazmo47: Your AC is at normal.
Sarcazmo47: It ends when you next turn starts.
Dark Japheth: Until your next action.
Dark Japheth: Yeah
AndrewRogue: Ah. Okay.
Dark Japheth: The Kyton, only barely bruised, smiles.
Dark Japheth: I want a will save from everyone actively engaged in melee with it. DC 15.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
Sarcazmo47: Phew.
AndrewRogue: I HATE WILL SAVES
Chromeus18: thank goodness
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 3-sided die: 1
Dark Japheth: Goddamnit.
Dark Japheth: Fucking AIM dice.
Dark Japheth: Anyway
Dark Japheth: Chains rake at Landus and Ri.
Dark Japheth: Landus
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
Dark Japheth: 21. hit?
AndrewRogue: 20 AC
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 8-sided die: 2
Dark Japheth: You take 3...
Dark Japheth: and..
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 2 6-sided dice: 1 2
Dark Japheth: ack.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 6-sided die: 5
Dark Japheth: 5 pain damage.
Dark Japheth: :P
AndrewRogue: WHOAMG, crappy HP total.
Dark Japheth: RI
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
Dark Japheth: ...hit, I don't even need to ask.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 8-sided die: 6
coughingpuppy: Ow.
Dark Japheth: 7 normal
Dark Japheth: and
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
Dark Japheth: 1 pain damage.
Dark Japheth: FUCKING SHITTY ASS AIM DICE.
AndrewRogue: XD
Dark Japheth: *looks up a few spells*
Sarcazmo47: Landus 21, Kyton 19, Osyluth 18, Skocion 8, Riannon 6, Krist 4
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
Chromeus18: Krist swings at nothing again!
Dark Japheth: AC 17
Sarcazmo47: Mrr?
Dark Japheth: (trust me, it all makes sense)
Dark Japheth: Roll damage.
Sarcazmo47: Oh, AoO.
Chromeus18: and his scythe STOPS
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 2 4-sided dice: 2 1
Chromeus18: 9 damage
Sarcazmo47: Concentration 15 + damage + spell level?
Chromeus18: 10 + damage + spell level
Dark Japheth: Which makes the DC for Animate Dead 15 + 9, yes?
Dark Japheth: Mmmmmkay.
Dark Japheth: Just checking.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
Sarcazmo47: *snort*
Dark Japheth: Total of 25.
Dark Japheth: DC was 24, and.
Sarcazmo47: PASS'D
Chromeus18: oh noes
Dark Japheth: Four dark skeletons rise up from the ground, surrounding the melee'ers. They'll be flanking with chains, for the record.
Sarcazmo47: *cries*
Dark Japheth: And they go on iniative 0. So.
Dark Japheth: Skocion, your turn.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion tries that thing again with the Scimitar.
Sarcazmo47: Clear fluid flies from the blade as he puts his weight into it with a great spin.
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
Chromeus18: :-(
Sarcazmo47: Fucknut.
Sarcazmo47: Riannon.
Dark Japheth: Damnzor, hmm.
Dark Japheth: God fucking damnit I finally balanced a goddamned encounter. Somewhat.
Sarcazmo47: *notes his complete dying*
Dark Japheth: Plenty of opportunities for everyone to use their abilities. Everyone. Hmm. Hmmmmm.
coughingpuppy: Riannon tries to skewer the Kyton again
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
coughingpuppy: And doesn't hit.
Dark Japheth: Unfortunately.
Dark Japheth: I believe that makes it... Krist's turn.
Sarcazmo47: Yep.
Chromeus18: Krist raises his scythe, bringing straight down onto nothingness again! Power Attack -1
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
Chromeus18: and whiff
AndrewRogue: And I cry for us.
Dark Japheth: Probably not a hit, not against AC 17. :P
Dark Japheth: Now skeletons.
Dark Japheth: Two hit Skocion, one hits Ri, one hits Landus.
Sarcazmo47: BUTCHER'D
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 2 20-sided dice: 17 13
Dark Japheth: 19, and 15.
Sarcazmo47: Double miss.
Dark Japheth: Do they hit you without dex bonuses? Yeah, I know. They suck.
Dark Japheth: They are just skeletons.
Dark Japheth: Landus.
coughingpuppy: How bad is everyone looking by this point?
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
Dark Japheth: 7. Miss.
Dark Japheth: And ri.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
Dark Japheth: OMG
coughingpuppy: *wince*
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
Chromeus18: i needed that..
AndrewRogue: Landus is looking... hurt, but not that bad.
Dark Japheth: 18. Does that hit?
coughingpuppy: Yes.
Dark Japheth: If so, its a CRITICAL HIT
AndrewRogue: >_<
Dark Japheth: \OMG OMG OMG
Sarcazmo47: Skocion looks just dandy.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
coughingpuppy: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Dark Japheth: ...4 damage!
Dark Japheth: GOddamn, skeletons fucking SUCK
AndrewRogue: XD'D
Sarcazmo47: That they do.
coughingpuppy: Oh, I thought that was with the chain.
Sarcazmo47: That they do.
Dark Japheth: Oh well. They have their use.
AndrewRogue: But they are great as Flanking bitches.
Dark Japheth: The chain hits on the Kyton's turn.
Dark Japheth: Your turn, Mr Landus.
AndrewRogue: Hmm... if I flurry, is it possible to divide my attacks between two skeles, presuming I down one with the first attack?
Dark Japheth: Hmm. Sure.
Chromeus18: full attack you can, i don't see why flurry couldn't
Sarcazmo47: There are no constrictions on where you place your attacks with a flurry.
Dark Japheth: Doing so will eliminate the chain flanking bonus against either you or Ri, or if you target both on Skocion, preventing him from taking damage.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion's sword is thunking into the chains that wrap around the Kyton and sizzling, but doesn't seem to be getting through to flesh.
AndrewRogue: Then we shall try. *Landus grits his teeth as he steps out and attacks the ones at boss's back* "Don't fuck with me chain-bastard."
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
AndrewRogue: Am I flanking the skeles? <_<
Sarcazmo47: EVERYBODY IS FLANKING
Sarcazmo47: WHEEE
Dark Japheth: Pretty much.
Chromeus18: i think pretty much everyone is flanked :P
AndrewRogue: Then I hit a mighty... 9.
Dark Japheth: For one of the skeletons, but not for the other.
Dark Japheth: AC 13.
AndrewRogue: God damn.
Dark Japheth: So WHIFF
AndrewRogue: *his spin continues through and he goes low*
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
Dark Japheth: WHIFF
AndrewRogue: *lower
Chromeus18: ouch
Dark Japheth: Landus's mighty blows have failed to hit even the lowly skeletons.
Dark Japheth: The Kyton grins, and strikes Skocion and Landus each with the chains of pain.
Dark Japheth: Landus
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
Dark Japheth: Whoops, thats d6.
AndrewRogue: I was gonna laugh ;_;
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
Chromeus18: rolls a 1
Dark Japheth: Ha.
Dark Japheth: No.
Chromeus18: damn
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 8-sided die: 1
AndrewRogue: Thanks for getting my hopes up asshole.
Dark Japheth: Take 2 damage.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
Dark Japheth: And SIX PAIN DAMAGE
Dark Japheth: OMG SIX HOLY FUCK IT HURRRRRTS
Sarcazmo47: Gorth, I hate you so much
Sarcazmo47: This much.
Dark Japheth: You are the one who had to do the ritual.
Dark Japheth: Kirk- "No, everyone, it'll be cool!"
Dark Japheth: Me- *GRINS EVIL DM GRIN*
AndrewRogue: Guys... I recommend better part of valor.
AndrewRogue: <_<
Dark Japheth: Either way.
Dark Japheth: Skocion.
Sarcazmo47: http://poetry.rotten.com/cab-driver/
Sarcazmo47: That much.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
Sarcazmo47: NO YOU DO NOT HIT FUCKER.
coughingpuppy: Now how are you guys looking?
Dark Japheth: The chain is suddenly, out of nowhere, whiffing past Skocion. The Kyton is confused- nobody before has ever put up this much of a fight.
AndrewRogue: I'm looking like not good (6HP since I can't describe right now)
Chromeus18: full health
Dark Japheth: The Osyluth... is provoking another AoO.
Chromeus18: power attack still in effect!
Sarcazmo47: Skocion looks fine.
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
Dark Japheth: Whiff.
AndrewRogue: *sobs*
Chromeus18: shit
Chromeus18: Krist blinks, and turns his attention to the Kyton now
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 2 20-sided dice: 6 4
Sarcazmo47: Heh.
Dark Japheth: Either way. Skocion, your turn for real now.
Sarcazmo47: Landus 21, Kyton 19, Osyluth 18, Skocion 8, Riannon 6, Krist 4
Sarcazmo47: Yeah.
Sarcazmo47: He's getting desperate.
Sarcazmo47: His attacks are getting sloppy.
Sarcazmo47: But he's as fast as ever.
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
Dark Japheth: HIT
AndrewRogue: WOOT
Sarcazmo47: ABOUT FUCKING TIME
Sarcazmo47: Crit threat.
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
Sarcazmo47: WHACK
AndrewRogue: YEEEES
Dark Japheth: CRITICAL'D
coughingpuppy: Yay!
Chromeus18: gogo!
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 4 4
Sarcazmo47: 20 points of damage.
Sarcazmo47: 4 of which are acid.
Dark Japheth: Ok.
Dark Japheth: The Kyton looks finally hurt. Its flesh sizzles when Skocion's blade, dripping acid, touches it.
Dark Japheth: Ri, your turn.
coughingpuppy: Ri heals Landus.
Dark Japheth: (Do 10 or more, and it goes unconscious this round)
Sarcazmo47: He cuts around in another spin, and one of the Kyton's chains rises to deflect. - and Skocion's weapon shears straight through it and carves a sizzling chunk out of the Kyton.
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 8-sided die: 2
coughingpuppy: Ack. Only 5. Sorry Andrew.
AndrewRogue: First you stab me, now this? ;_;
AndrewRogue: </joke>
Dark Japheth: Thankfully, he's got a Skin of the Hero.
AndrewRogue: Me?
Dark Japheth: So 10 of it goes away at the end of tomorrow.
Sarcazmo47: No, he doesn't.
Dark Japheth: Doesn't *everyone* have one, but... one person has Skin of Chameleon.
Dark Japheth: Oh!
Sarcazmo47: No.
AndrewRogue: ...no.
Dark Japheth: You don't. Yeah, you got fucked.
Dark Japheth: Oh well.
Dark Japheth: :P
AndrewRogue: XD
Dark Japheth: I believe it is now Krist's turn.
Sarcazmo47: Fuck me in the goatass!
Chromeus18: indeed
Dark Japheth: You are about 10 feet from the Kyton.
Dark Japheth: Who is getting very, very irritated. And a look, almost fear, crosses his face.
Chromeus18: Krist springs towards the Kyton, and stabs it in the chest with his scythe.
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
Chromeus18: 12...
AndrewRogue: I like these downward scaling rolls.
Dark Japheth: This is fucking... cool
Dark Japheth: Skeletons.
Dark Japheth: One hits each member of the party, or tries to.
Dark Japheth: Everyone but Ri is currently flanked.
Dark Japheth: Sko-
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
Dark Japheth: MIss.
Dark Japheth: Landus
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
AndrewRogue: Bitch.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 100-sided die: 82
Chromeus18: (it explodes!)
Dark Japheth: ...it does not hit itself, but stumbles, and is laying prone on the ground.
Dark Japheth: Ri.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
Dark Japheth: miss.
Dark Japheth: And Krist.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
Dark Japheth: miss.
coughingpuppy: Ri's AC is only 15.
Sarcazmo47: Skeletons, man.
Dark Japheth: Its only hitting for 11. No base attack bonus.
Sarcazmo47: They're no good.
coughingpuppy: Okay.
Dark Japheth: Landus. You, then Kyton.
AndrewRogue: Kyton is looking scared we said?
Dark Japheth: Something like scared.
Sarcazmo47: AKA Pissed Off.
Dark Japheth: Severely pissed, at least.
Dark Japheth: I mean, it said "Die" and you aren't dying.
Chromeus18: (those ornery kids!)
AndrewRogue: I think that's inspirational. *Landus slides away from the fodder and directs too nasty strikes at that wound Skocion made*
AndrewRogue: WHOAMG, Flurry.
Dark Japheth: Any stunning fist attempts?
AndrewRogue: I'm out -_-
Dark Japheth: Oh well.
AndrewRogue: Flanking Bonus aplly though?
Dark Japheth: You ARE flanking, so if you hit, you get to roll sneak.
AndrewRogue: Yay.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
AndrewRogue: 20!
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
AndrewRogue: 23
Chromeus18: whoo!
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 2 6-sided dice: 4 6
AndrewRogue: 14 Fists
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 2 6-sided dice: 4 2
AndrewRogue: 6 Sneak
Dark Japheth: The Kyton's head is knocked clear off its body, and goes flying, like a football, at a nearby tree- which it hits, and falls to the ground.
Chromeus18: punch! kick!
Dark Japheth: But.
AndrewRogue: Shouryuken!
Dark Japheth: The chains do two attacks, quickly, against Krist.
Sarcazmo47: LANDUSDOKEN
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 2 20-sided dice: 2 13
Chromeus18: 19
Dark Japheth: 10 and 21.
Dark Japheth: So one hit.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 8-sided die: 8
Dark Japheth: 9 damage
Dark Japheth: and
Sarcazmo47: OUCH
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
Dark Japheth: 4 pain damage.
Chromeus18: PAIN
Sarcazmo47: Damn.
Dark Japheth: There are now merely four skeletons.
Chromeus18: that's half my hp, golly!
Chromeus18: it would be Skocion's turn now
Sarcazmo47: Oh.
Sarcazmo47: Heh.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion kneels, reverses the sword in his hand, and slams it through the chains on the Kyton's chest, breaking straight through and pinning it to the ground like an insect.
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 5 1
AndrewRogue: COUP'D
Dark Japheth: AoO from skeletons, first! Two AoO!
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 2 20-sided dice: 14 14
Sarcazmo47: Yar.
Sarcazmo47: Miss miss.
Dark Japheth: ....16 each.
Dark Japheth: Oh well.
Dark Japheth: Worth a shot. :P
Sarcazmo47: 19 damage, one of which is acid.
Sarcazmo47: Fort save!
Dark Japheth: DC is what?
Sarcazmo47: 29.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
Dark Japheth: It dies
Sarcazmo47: PHAILE
Dark Japheth: It dissolves, into blood seeping into the ground. Its head, which you now realize was slowly crawling back, has stopped moving.
Dark Japheth: All that remains on the ground is its skull, made of Ebony, where the head was, and its four spiked chains.
Dark Japheth: Skocion's chain sinks down to its normal level and size, by the way. No longer with obscene and gross barbs.
Sarcazmo47: Awww.
Sarcazmo47: Too bad.
Sarcazmo47: Landus 21, Kyton 19, Osyluth 18, Skocion 8, Riannon 6, Krist 4
Sarcazmo47: Riannon?
Dark Japheth: I do this because it doesn't say it seems to have a duration, so I figure its "Permanant while Kyton is alive."
AndrewRogue: Makes sense.
coughingpuppy: I am trying to figure out what to do against skeletons when I have a spear.
Chromeus18: heal them :P
Sarcazmo47: Why, deal half damage, of course!
AndrewRogue: Bash them with the blunt end.
Sarcazmo47: They have 6 HP.
coughingpuppy: Yes. What would the penalty be for that, Gorth?
Dark Japheth: You forget.
Dark Japheth: I'm in 3.0.
Sarcazmo47: I mean, blow on them.
Dark Japheth: So. It'd be a quarterstaff.
Dark Japheth: -4 penalty, not using it as it was intended.
Sarcazmo47: Just use your club.
Dark Japheth: Piercing damage is only 1 for skeletons back in good old 3.0.
Dark Japheth: :P
Dark Japheth: Where is the badger, surprisingly?
coughingpuppy: She left him outside Rivas Kul.
Dark Japheth: You suck. *cries*
Chromeus18: eating the kyton's skull like the BADASS it is
Chromeus18: that's what i'd do if i was an evil badger
Sarcazmo47: Nono, see, Riannon only uses her Animal companion for RP, not combat.
coughingpuppy: Ri casts Shillelagh so she can start whomping on the skeletons next round.
Sarcazmo47: It's not an evil badger. It's a fat badger.
coughingpuppy: Nah, she just doesn't want him coming into a place where he'd be unhappy.
coughingpuppy: I will use him for combat someday!
Dark Japheth: Fat badgers, I might remind you, would also be eating the Kyton's skull and catching Soul Rot
Sarcazmo47: :-P
Dark Japheth: It is now Krist's turn.
Sarcazmo47: Yarr Krist.
Chromeus18: Krist smashes his scythe into the nearest skeleton he sees, Power Attacking!
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
Chromeus18: -_-
Chromeus18: 23 hits
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 2 4-sided dice: 1 4
Chromeus18: 13
Dark Japheth: You do half damage to it.
Dark Japheth: But
Dark Japheth: it still crumbles into dust and bones.
Dark Japheth: SKeletons turns.
Chromeus18: froggy might!
Dark Japheth: One hits skocion, or tries to. One hits Landus, one hits Krist.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 2 20-sided dice: 18 5
Dark Japheth: Miss skocion and landus.
Dark Japheth: Wait.
Dark Japheth: Does 20 hit you without dex, Skocion?
Sarcazmo47: Why, yes.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
Dark Japheth: You take 4 damage.
Dark Japheth: As it rakes your face.
Dark Japheth: And Krist.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
Dark Japheth: .....
Chromeus18: oh my
Dark Japheth: does 19 hit. It isn't flanking you.
Chromeus18: yep
Dark Japheth: At this point, only Skocion and Landus are flanked.
Dark Japheth: Ok.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
AndrewRogue: Now the skeletons start doing stuff, huh?
Dark Japheth: You take 2 damage as it RAKES Your....
Dark Japheth: f... f.... f.....
Dark Japheth: FAAAAACE
AndrewRogue: WHOAMG FACE'D
Chromeus18: MY FAAAAACE
Dark Japheth: The big point of them was to give the chains +2 to attacks, giving them +11. :P
AndrewRogue: I know :p
Chromeus18: GRAPPLE FOR THE UNDEAD CHAMPIONSHIP BELT
Dark Japheth: .......Go for it. :P
Chromeus18: not my turn :P
Sarcazmo47: WUWF
Dark Japheth: Its Landus' Turn
Sarcazmo47: Landus 21, Kyton 19, Osyluth 18, Skocion 8, Riannon 6, Krist 4
AndrewRogue: Oh.
Sarcazmo47: Worldwide Undead Wresting Federation!
Sarcazmo47: *Wrestling
AndrewRogue: *Landus spins out, lashing with a vicious spin kick at one*
AndrewRogue: Flurry. Whee. I flanking?
Dark Japheth: Yep.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
AndrewRogue: 20
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 6-sided die: 5
Dark Japheth: AC 13.
AndrewRogue: 7 Damage.
Dark Japheth: THE SKELETON IS CRUSHED IN THE FAAAACE
AndrewRogue: *Landus continues his momentum to deliver a second kick at the other*
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
Dark Japheth: It dies too.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
Chromeus18: wham bam
Dark Japheth: Don't even roll damage.
AndrewRogue: Oh. Okay.
Dark Japheth: I am too weak to consider it
Dark Japheth: IT IS CRUSHED IN THE FACE
Dark Japheth: Skocion, your turn.
Dark Japheth: One skeleton left.
Sarcazmo47: Slicey slicey.
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
Dark Japheth: IT TOO PERISHES AND IS CRUSHED
Sarcazmo47: Hit'd.
Dark Japheth: And so.
Sarcazmo47: Acid'd.
Dark Japheth: ~-~-~End Combat~-~-~
Chromeus18: we slaughtered skeletons!
Chromeus18: and a Kyton!
Sarcazmo47: Skocion panting, and dripping sweat and spittle.
AndrewRogue: (puts 3 more notches on Landus's belt)
Dark Japheth: And forced an Osyluth to run in fear.
Sarcazmo47: His scimitar is sweating as well, or might as well be.
Dark Japheth: XP- 1000 for each of you. Good, tough fucking battle. I thought you guys might not make that one.
Dark Japheth: ~-~-~End Session~-~-~
Dark Japheth: As my little curfew thing is 3 minutes late. Any last minute comments for the session?
Chromeus18: Krists wipes bonish blood off of his scythe, onto the grass. "The bone creature vanished from my sig.." ok
AndrewRogue: Not really.
Dark Japheth: Thoughts on session?
Chromeus18: fun fun fun. Krist is never putting blood in decanters every again.
AndrewRogue: Yay KILLING
AndrewRogue: I NEEDED DEATH
Dark Japheth: Did I do well, poorly, too much combat...?
Chromeus18: what does pain damage do?
Dark Japheth: Damage against beings that can feel pain.
Dark Japheth: Things that can't don't take the damage.
coughingpuppy: ((Thank you Gorth!))
Dark Japheth: Skeletons, for example, do not take the damage.
Chromeus18: that was very nice. i didn't think we'd make it either :P
Sarcazmo47: One question.
Dark Japheth: For the Bio spells? No problem.
AndrewRogue: Go Skocion crit!
coughingpuppy: They are awesome.
Sarcazmo47: That was combat to get to keep what is now in the stone jar.
Sarcazmo47: So.......what's in the stone jar?
AndrewRogue: It saved our butts.
Chromeus18: so it's just normal damage? no chasing the left foot of a hermaphrodite leprechaun to heal it?
Sarcazmo47: Nope.
Dark Japheth: You'll be pleasantly surprised.
Dark Japheth: Normal damage.
Chromeus18: whew
Sarcazmo47: The pain damage is from Skocion's chain, not from Kyton awsomeness.
Dark Japheth: Right.
Dark Japheth: Thats why the Kyton didn't use his chains.
AndrewRogue: Ah.
Dark Japheth: For the record- the loot is the Skull of the Kyton
Sarcazmo47: I see.
Sarcazmo47: So....
AndrewRogue: Skoc's were doing a good job of hurting us.
Dark Japheth: and the chains of the kyton- four masterwork spiked chains.
Dark Japheth: A very, VERY good job.
Dark Japheth: Enchanted Chains = bad to use against Kytons.
AndrewRogue: Landus's poor HP scare me <_<
Sarcazmo47: Thank the lord for 18-20 crit range.
AndrewRogue: YES
AndrewRogue: I LOVE YOU AND YOUR SCIMITAR.
AndrewRogue: YOU ARE MY HERO
Chromeus18: Krist got halved in one attack :-(
AndrewRogue: LET ME MAKE LOVE TO YOU!
AndrewRogue: <3<3<3<3<3
coughingpuppy: Whoa. Ri levels up.
Dark Japheth: What level is you?
coughingpuppy: Four.
AndrewRogue: That should come close to making us all four.
Chromeus18: i'm 700 away, it's comin'
Dark Japheth: Any other levelups?
Sarcazmo47: Yo.
Dark Japheth: Hi.
Sarcazmo47: Level'd
Dark Japheth: Levelupped characters need to be in my hotmail inbox tomorrow morning
Sarcazmo47: Okie dokie.
Dark Japheth: avatarofsoul@hotmail.com
Dark Japheth: And
Sarcazmo47: Scumbag.
Dark Japheth: GOOOOOOOOD Night
Dark Japheth has left the room.
Sarcazmo47: YAY it is much later than I planned to be up.
AndrewRogue: XD
Chromeus18: as always
coughingpuppy: I'm going to have to start looking for a PrC.
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 2 10-sided dice: 2 5
AndrewRogue: Ew.
AndrewRogue: This game likes meh HP rolls.
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 5 20-sided dice: 17 17 2 8 10
Chromeus18: there went my 17's
Sarcazmo47: Does anyone want to bid for the skull of the Kyton?
AndrewRogue: I dunno waht it does, and Landus doesn't care.
AndrewRogue: So... no.
Chromeus18: Krist will just take a chain
Sarcazmo47: Skocion digs on the devils, as I'm sure NONE OF YOU have guessed his alignment.
coughingpuppy: I'm not sure what the skull does either.
Sarcazmo47: So he'll take it for now.
coughingpuppy: I'm so tired...sleep now.
AndrewRogue: Night
Sarcazmo47: Everyone take a masterwork chain!
coughingpuppy: 'Night!
coughingpuppy has left the room.
Chromeus18: what's threat range on spiked chain?
AndrewRogue: 20/x2
Sarcazmo47: It's not that great.
Sarcazmo47: It's for style.
Sarcazmo47: And Krist already has a style.
Chromeus18: yeah, just wanted to know in case it comes in handy
Chromeus18: reach weapons are useful!
Sarcazmo47: Heh.
Chromeus18: scythe has no reach, sadly
Sarcazmo47: Sleeptime
Sarcazmo47 has left the room.
AndrewRogue: We function pretty well as a tank team.
Chromeus18: that we do :P
AndrewRogue: Whoah. Night there...
AndrewRogue: <_<
Chromeus18: once we get mass dominated, we'll have a grand ole time whacking each other to death
AndrewRogue: *does the Monk dance*
Chromeus18: i can see gorth doing that to me, since Krist has 0 will save
AndrewRogue: +7 Will Save isn't bad :p
AndrewRogue: On that note, Flurry + Sneak Attack works well.
Chromeus18: yep, sneak is great when you have shitloads of attacks
AndrewRogue: The only disadvantage is the poor HP I have backing it.
Chromeus18: what is your HP?
AndrewRogue: 22.
Chromeus18: wow, Krist has 24, and 1 HD
Chromeus18: well, 14 + 10 from the skin
AndrewRogue: Ah.
AndrewRogue: But that's because you have 1HD
Chromeus18: yes :P
AndrewRogue: You'll catch me pretty quick once you start levelling.
Chromeus18: one more level and i can start gaining HP
AndrewRogue: YAY!
Chromeus18: might take some barb levels too
AndrewRogue: On a side note, I think Landus has more kills than Krist :p
Chromeus18: TEENAGE OVERGROWN RAGING AMPHIBIANS
AndrewRogue: Unless he did a number on the Gargoyles of course :p
Chromeus18: Krist got one
Chromeus18: maybe two, i don't remember
AndrewRogue: Yeah. Krist will probably brag about winning so far then.
AndrewRogue: *Landus
Chromeus18: Krist woulda gotten that Osyluth if it hadn't ran like a chicken
AndrewRogue: Indeed. You were doing well against it.
Chromeus18: it was being an idiot and casting RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME