You have just entered room "AIM Likes Me More Than You."
Dark Japheth: Hi.
Dark Japheth: ALRIGHT
AndrewRogue: Heya
Sarcazmo47: Tee hee
Dark Japheth: I have a cigarette to enjoy before game. You have roughly.... five minutes before I personally am ready'
Dark Japheth: However
Dark Japheth: I apologize in advance for several things.
Dark Japheth: 1) I cannot recap the last game.
Sarcazmo47: If anyone is annoyed or bitchy, it's all Staci's fault.
Dark Japheth: 2) My cognitive and lateral thinking abilities are slightly impaired.
Sarcazmo47: She's PMSing. Blame her.
Dark Japheth: 3) I am somewhat high.
Dark Japheth: Aha.
Dark Japheth: Its Staci's fault, then.
Chromeus18: i'm hungry :-(
coughingpuppy: Hey. :-P
Sarcazmo47: Yup.
Dark Japheth: 4) Jasmine totally blew me off, and I am sad inside.
AndrewRogue: ;_;
Dark Japheth: I've got chinese food.
Sarcazmo47: I'm kind of hungry, too.
Dark Japheth: you want to come over? Still got plenty of orange chicken, beef and broccoli, and teriyaki chicken
Chromeus18: lemme go see if i can whip something up real quick
Dark Japheth: Go for it
coughingpuppy: I'll symbolize all feminine evil for tonight if you want, Gorth. You can hurt my character.
Chromeus18: you make me hungrier gorth
Dark Japheth: Naaaah
Dark Japheth: You see... here is the thing.
Dark Japheth: I put women on pedestals. I see them as inherently more virtuous than males.
Dark Japheth: its a character flaw of mine.
coughingpuppy: Yeah, big mistake.
Dark Japheth: in my heart of hearts, whenever I meet people, I automatically assume they have the best of intentions. Girls... well... they've got to out and out lie to me and explain in detail WHY they hate me
Dark Japheth: then I get the impression that they aren't all chaotic good in alignment.
Dark Japheth: My true seeing is somewhat fucked up.
Sarcazmo47: Staci is LG sometimes. And LE most of the time. And CE right now.
Dark Japheth: You just won't stop until she calls you on the phone, sticks her face through the phone line and devours your soul.
Dark Japheth: Will you.
Sarcazmo47: I was making fun of her cramps before.
coughingpuppy: I'm already on the phone with him, sucking out his soul as we speak.
Dark Japheth: AH
Dark Japheth: Goody
Dark Japheth: Take pictures for bonus XP
Chromeus18: i massage my girlfriend's cramps out.
Dark Japheth: brb, must kill my body with nictoine and tar
coughingpuppy: Whoa. Hey, see, Chrome is a NICE boyfriend.
Dark Japheth: and I just get bitched at, everyone here gets to stop
Sarcazmo47: He didn't say with what
Chromeus18: with my hands of course
Sarcazmo47: Of course.
Sarcazmo47: What does Misty do, anyway?
Chromeus18: you see, then i get sweet lovin' when she's not in the mood.
Chromeus18: she's still in school.
Chromeus18: and does customer service for some sporting goods website parttime
Sarcazmo47: Cool.
Sarcazmo47: You?
Dark Japheth: Chrome massages his girlfriend
Dark Japheth: we went over this, didn't we?
Sarcazmo47: Oh, right.
Dark Japheth: *chuckle snort*
Sarcazmo47: I make fun of my girlfriend.
AndrewRogue: *feels vaguely lonely*
Dark Japheth: Don't
Sarcazmo47: It makes life so interesting, though.
Dark Japheth: Women are just a waste of time and effort, they invariably break your heart, stomp on your feelings, and live only for your despair and pain
AndrewRogue: I would imagine.
coughingpuppy: Hey, I take it well.
Dark Japheth: am I right?
Dark Japheth: *to staci*
coughingpuppy: No, you aren't, actually. You just haven't found the right one.
Chromeus18: i just moved, i'm jobhunting
coughingpuppy: Or one who doesn't care to stomp on your feelings and disregard the things you do for her.
Chromeus18: might do some odd jobs in orlando though.
Dark Japheth: Bah
Dark Japheth: See, they always tell you how WRONG YOU ARE.... </belligerence>
Sarcazmo47: Gorth.
Chromeus18: and see, i've always treated my girlfriends well. so when we split for whatever reason, they always come back, and then i can crush them like the fleas they are.
Sarcazmo47: Your problem is that you want to please your women.
Sarcazmo47: Women are the enemy.
Dark Japheth: Indeed.
Sarcazmo47: Treat them accordingly.
Dark Japheth: *not to enemy part
Dark Japheth: No, you see...
Dark Japheth: I had a livejournal update that explained my feelings completely.
Sarcazmo47: If she complains about not seeing you enough, threaten to see her even less.
coughingpuppy: ...
Dark Japheth: I have discovered that there are approximately six people in the world that I could concievably fall in love with, and also relate to in some horrible way
Sarcazmo47: If she complains about not getting enough gifts, take back the ones you've already given.
Dark Japheth: such as a love for displeasing people and making them laugh.
Sarcazmo47: It's all about control.
Dark Japheth: I can't do these things.
Dark Japheth: Anyway.
Dark Japheth: I've gone on far enough with my little jokes
AndrewRogue: Wow. I'm doomed for relationships.
Dark Japheth: And I am SURE I am pissing you off, Staci, so I'll stop. As I understand how I'd feel.
coughingpuppy: You aren't pissing me off, actually. I'm used to teasing.
Dark Japheth: Yeah, you DO date Kirk
Dark Japheth: anyway
Dark Japheth: In case you haven't figured it out
Dark Japheth: i'm talkative because I'm high
Dark Japheth: if any of you take advantage of this to find out things you shouldn't, and I find out about it tomorrow, you get stabbed.
AndrewRogue: Shit. You're close enough to me to do it too <_<
Sarcazmo47: Taking lessons from Black Mage, are we?
coughingpuppy: I would use Kirk as a human shield.
Sarcazmo47: ANDREWDOKEN!
Dark Japheth: One day, when you've discovered that for all my posturing I'm just a harmless man who enjoys making people squirm but can't even stand to be gently touched.... you'll be like "OMG GORTH CAN I HAVE DINNER WITH YOU"
Sarcazmo47: I love you too, dear.
Dark Japheth: ANd I'll say "Sorry, Andrew, I'm not gay."
Dark Japheth: And that will be the end of it.
Dark Japheth: I vagurely remember introducing Niniel Tearmaiden, the harpy girl, to Andrew, and waking you all up somehow.
Sarcazmo47: *dies of laughter*
Dark Japheth: How did I do that?
coughingpuppy: Dream sequences of awesome!
Sarcazmo47: With a bloodcurdling scream.
AndrewRogue: Yeah. And... I was still dreamy/not dreamy. Or something.
AndrewRogue: I dunno. You want to log Gorth?
Dark Japheth: I cannot log.
Dark Japheth: You were awake. Fully. When you talked to Niniel, it was NOT in the dream world.
Dark Japheth: BLOODCURDLING SCREAM YES
Chromeus18: i logged everything except the dream sequences, cuz i'm a human failure.
Dark Japheth: Ok.
Dark Japheth: We all ready?
Dark Japheth: Yes? Good.
Dark Japheth: ~-~-~BEGIN~-~-~
AndrewRogue: (Harpy font!)
Dark Japheth: Niniel looks at Landus. "What...the hell... was... that?"
Chromeus18: *puts on Krist + EVIL skin*
Dark Japheth: SHe looks down, at the floor near the door.
AndrewRogue: *is off the bed rather quick, looking a lot more alert than he did* "That's a good question."
Dark Japheth: Her perfect hair glistens in the moonlight.
Dark Japheth: *opens the door*
Dark Japheth: Who rolls over and goes back to sleep, and who wakes up to investigate?
Sarcazmo47: That's a good question.
AndrewRogue: "Hey, you probably shouldn't go first..." *coming up right behind her*
Chromeus18: *wakes up and investigates* what direction did the scream come from?
Sarcazmo47: Is it an actual scream?
Dark Japheth: It seems to be.
Sarcazmo47: Then everyone investergates!
Dark Japheth: Wonderful!
Chromeus18: i smell combat
Dark Japheth: The group is together.... outside their rooms, in the halls. It sounded like it came from downstairs.
Sarcazmo47: UNEQUIPPED combat!
Sarcazmo47: Sweet!
Dark Japheth: Oh, and Niniel is there. With eveyrone.
AndrewRogue: Hey, unequipped works for me <_<
Sarcazmo47: Skocion will take along his weapon of slicing. And a shirt.
Chromeus18: i dunno about you, Krist brings his scythe :P
AndrewRogue: "Eh heh, you all hear that too?"
Chromeus18: Krist nods, and looks down the stairs.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion nods and looks around at the others, then moves over to the stairs.
coughingpuppy: Riannon gets up, rubbing at her eyes, and brings along her spear to go investigate the noise. She meets the others at the stairs.
Dark Japheth: Niniel is dressed. Who logged my six page description of her? Yeah, reread that, thats how she looks.
Sarcazmo47: Yep.
Dark Japheth: Hot harpy chick, black wings, dressed in a corset thats way too skintight, as are most of her clothes.
Dark Japheth: Yay summary.
AndrewRogue: "Maybe you oughta wait here a sec Niniel."
Dark Japheth: "It is probably for the better. Should I wait right here, or back in the rooms?" She looks at you, her grey eyes wide with fear.
AndrewRogue: "Eh heh, go in the room and shut the door. I'll rap on the door when we're clear."
Chromeus18: Krist still wears his blanket.
Chromeus18: (MC Landus)
AndrewRogue: *moves quickly to catch up with Skocion and provide some eyes downstairs*
Chromeus18: so what be down yon stairs?
Sarcazmo47: Skocion will find out!
Sarcazmo47: With Landus's help.
Dark Japheth: There is a bartender, hiding behind said bar. There... appears... to be nothing in the room.
coughingpuppy: Riannon will follow the two of them down. "What did you see?" she calls over to the bartender.
AndrewRogue: *looks around curiously* "I don't see anything boss."
Chromeus18: "What... in the world is that?"
coughingpuppy: "Is what?" She turns a confused look around at Krist.
Dark Japheth: THe bartender just shudders. "..." is all he says.
Chromeus18: "That." *points at it*
Dark Japheth: Suddenly, a table lifts itself off the floor, and smashes...
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 8-sided die: 5
AndrewRogue: (He's Crono!) "What?" *looks in the general direction*
Dark Japheth: Right in front of Riannon.
Chromeus18: "You don't see it WATCH OUT!"
Dark Japheth: Initiative?
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
Sarcazmo47: 11.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
AndrewRogue: ...
Chromeus18: 10
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
AndrewRogue: 11
Dark Japheth: 20.
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
coughingpuppy: ((...))
Dark Japheth: And Riannon goes last.
Dark Japheth: First... out of nowhere, Riannon feels like she's... being stabbed, almost. Or slashed. Hard to describe a puncture wound forming spontaneously in your skin.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
Chromeus18: baddie 20, Skocion 11, Landus 11, Krist 10, Riannon (last)
Dark Japheth: Does 16 hit unarmored AC?
coughingpuppy: ((Yep.))
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 8-sided die: 8
Chromeus18: pain
Dark Japheth: You take 11 damage.
coughingpuppy: ((Ouch.))
Dark Japheth: Blood, amazingly, does not seem to exit the wound as one might expect it to- it simply oozes out, slowly.
Dark Japheth: And now, it is Skocions turn.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion?
Sarcazmo47: Skocion consults his character sheet.
Sarcazmo47: Full defensive action.
Dark Japheth: huz freaking zah.
Sarcazmo47: He's got a shiny, pretty sword, and he knows how to hold it in front of himself!
AndrewRogue: Yay!
Dark Japheth: Landus, your turn.
Dark Japheth: (This, pals, is a good reason to keep a mage around.)
Dark Japheth: (>.>)
AndrewRogue: Er... where did the wound appear on Rii?
Dark Japheth: On her side.
Dark Japheth: You target the square, then?
AndrewRogue: Er... listen check to try and do that cool pinpointing thing is what action type?
Dark Japheth: I figure that having seen the wound, you know approximately where it is.
Dark Japheth: hit AC 18, then give me 1d2. And call evens or odds before you roll it. You will still, with 50% likelihood, miss.
Dark Japheth: And you, not being able to see it, cannot choose the type of damage- its going to be lethal, and you can't stun it.
Dark Japheth: :P
Chromeus18: concealments a bitch yo
Dark Japheth: (...oh god, I almost pulled an Alex. Foes with Concealment...)
AndrewRogue: I assume no sneak attack either? <_<
Dark Japheth: (....gargle)
Dark Japheth: Nope.
AndrewRogue: Heh
AndrewRogue: Well then.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
Dark Japheth: And I believe that is a miss
AndrewRogue: Landus lays into the air.
Dark Japheth: I am sorry for your loss.
Sarcazmo47: Being able to use your class abilties? Hell no!
Dark Japheth: Krist, your turn.
Dark Japheth: Do something spectacular, and the entire course of this battle changes completely.
Dark Japheth: :P
AndrewRogue: ...oh crap. Concealment means I lose my Dex and Wis bonus doesn't it?
Dark Japheth: Nope to neither.
Sarcazmo47: Nope.
Dark Japheth: Only if you are flat footed will you lose the dex.
Chromeus18: Krist takes a 5 foot step, and swings his scythe straight up into the chest of the attacker that apparently only he can see.
Dark Japheth: And wis will apply as long as you can move at all.
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
Chromeus18: yeah, that looks good
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 2 4-sided dice: 4 4
Chromeus18: 14 damage
Dark Japheth: Holy shit, man.
AndrewRogue: O_O
Chromeus18: (i know..)
Dark Japheth: Suddenly, blood- Riannon's blood, you realize- pours from the wounds of the beast.
Dark Japheth: It sprays all over poor Krist, and over itself.
Dark Japheth: ...but only half of it is visible. The front half.
Chromeus18: *sputters*
Dark Japheth: It is hazy, and slightly insubstantial...
Dark Japheth: But.
Dark Japheth: it is a vaguely humanoid figure. Its face is a skull, with one large eyeball in the center of it, and two fangs protruding from the top of its jaw. It has no bottom jaw.
Dark Japheth: Its arms are like scythes in shape- mere blades, without digits to manipulate.
Dark Japheth: Anyone care to make a knowledge Arcana, Religion, or Nature check to discern what it is?
coughingpuppy: Knowledge: Nature.
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
Chromeus18: *only has knowledge: history*
coughingpuppy: 23.
Dark Japheth: You can use that
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
AndrewRogue: I got nothing.
Sarcazmo47: PSI ROCKIN' OMEGA!
Chromeus18: yep, 18
Dark Japheth: And.
Dark Japheth: It is now... Riannon's turn!
Dark Japheth: You see a creature spattered in YOUR BLOOD in front of you.
Dark Japheth: With one blinking eye, bloodshot, and full of hate.
coughingpuppy: Riannon curls her lip in disgust at the creature and attempts to skewer it.
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
Dark Japheth: Hit AC 12, so go for it.
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 8-sided die: 4
coughingpuppy: 5.
Dark Japheth: (The invisibility gives him +4 to AC. He charged, giving him minus 2, and base is 14.)
Dark Japheth: Five damage.
Dark Japheth: The thing is impaled...
Dark Japheth: But turns its eye on Skocion, suddenly, rushing at the young man.
Dark Japheth: However, to do so, he's going to provoke not one, but TWO attacks of opportunity. No, make that three.
Sarcazmo47: Gah!
Dark Japheth: He does not care, though.
Dark Japheth: Would you all like to take them?
Chromeus18: whoo!
Dark Japheth: :P
Chromeus18: *takes*
AndrewRogue: Round after charging equal -2 to attack?
Dark Japheth: DESCRIPTION PEOPLE
Dark Japheth: Yep
Dark Japheth: what, no.
Dark Japheth: -2 AC
Chromeus18: who goes first?
Dark Japheth: While you charge, AND the round after.
AndrewRogue: Oh.
coughingpuppy: Riannon, seeing the thing turn around to attack Skocion instead, reacts mostly out of instinct once its back turns and tries to drive her spear into it again.
Dark Japheth: Who has the highest dex? He provokes Krist and Ri's first, then Landus.
coughingpuppy: ((Hm...Ri's is 14.))
Chromeus18: 15, Riannon can go first though
coughingpuppy: ((Okay.))
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
coughingpuppy: 6.
Dark Japheth: Chrome? :P
Chromeus18: *whips his scythe around the ankles of the beast, and attempts to lash them out from under it.* Trip!
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
Chromeus18: 18 touch
Dark Japheth: Str or dex versus strength,
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
Chromeus18: 21!
Dark Japheth: 10.
Sarcazmo47: Wow.
Chromeus18: Krist brings the beast down on it's chin
Chromeus18: or lack thereof
Dark Japheth: The beast flies through the air, its sheer momentum pressing it forward. It still provokes an AoO, you just denied it an attack against Skocion.
Dark Japheth: From, of course, Landus.
Dark Japheth: Hit it in the air! Hit it in the air!
AndrewRogue: It SA-able?
Dark Japheth: No, it isn't.
Dark Japheth: Or... is it?
Dark Japheth: Why don't you hit.
AndrewRogue: Okay.
Dark Japheth: And I'll never tell you whether or not the Sneak Attack damage applies.
Dark Japheth: (curse you, slightly growing sobriety)
AndrewRogue: *Landus whips his knee up into the air to catch it in the chest, while bringing both hands down to break its back* Flurry!
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 2 20-sided dice: 9 20
Chromeus18: whoamg
AndrewRogue: 10/Hit
Dark Japheth: Both hit
Dark Japheth: Roll to confirm critical.
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
AndrewRogue: 16
Dark Japheth: Ok. Crit confirmed.
AndrewRogue: Strike Damage
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 3 6-sided dice: 1 5 3
AndrewRogue: 15
AndrewRogue: SA
*OnlineHost*: AndrewRogue rolled 2 6-sided dice: 2 4
AndrewRogue: 15 from the hits, 6 from SA
Chromeus18: good night
Dark Japheth: The creature literally stops its forward momentum as Landus' fierce blows break it, again, literally, in half.
Dark Japheth: Both halves fall on the floor and slide slightly towards skocion, but stop a few good feet from him.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion.....gives no indication that he's aware the fight is over.
coughingpuppy: Riannon immediately brings a hand to her side, looking at the blood that comes away on it.
Chromeus18: Krist blinks, wipes the blood off his scythe.
coughingpuppy: "What the hell was that thing doing in here?"
AndrewRogue: *relaxes his stance a bit, unfolding his wings* "Got'm boss."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion slowly relaxes his stance and looks distressed.
Sarcazmo47: "What...happened?"
AndrewRogue: "I hate to say it boss, but Krist saved our asses."
coughingpuppy: "That thing's just...unnatural. Mages raise it. Feeds on blood, it does. Not sure how it came up on me like that, though."
Chromeus18: "If I'm correct, this manner of beast is native to my homeland. I have no idea what it's doing here.."
coughingpuppy: Riannon takes the opportunity to heal herself, in case there might be anything else around.
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 8-sided die: 6
coughingpuppy: ((And I heal 8 HP. Yay.))
Chromeus18: Krist takes a glance around for anything else!
Dark Japheth: There is nothing you can see.
coughingpuppy: She rolls her shoulder and touches her side again once the wound closes up, and then prods one half of the thing with the end of her spear. "You two got some good hits on it."
Dark Japheth: You recognize the source of the scream.
Dark Japheth: A woman, still bleeding, is lying in the corner.
Dark Japheth: She's been literally cut in half.
Dark Japheth: Unable to scream, as her voice box has been torn out after the first scream.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion.....blinks.
AndrewRogue: *shrugs* "Eh, you did pretty good managing to avoid it. Surprises like that kill you quick."
Chromeus18: "Could none of you see it? You struck at seemingly nothing."
coughingpuppy: "I didn't see it until after you hit it."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion looks sharply at Krist at that comment.
Sarcazmo47: "No, Krist. I did not see much of anything."
Dark Japheth: But blood pours from her wound, regardless.
Chromeus18: Krist blinks. "Apologies, Skocion. I meant to address Riannon and Landus."
Sarcazmo47: He sounds.....terse.
AndrewRogue: "Thing was invisible far as I could tell."
AndrewRogue: "You all right though boss?"
Sarcazmo47: Skocion closes his eyes and takes a deep breath, then opens them again.
Chromeus18: "The creature seems to have claimed a victim however."
Sarcazmo47: ".....yes. I am fine. I apologize of snapping at you, Krist."
Sarcazmo47: "Ah? Where?"
coughingpuppy: "Over here." Riannon walks to the body and taps the butt of her spear on the ground to indicate where she is.
Chromeus18: *leads Skocion over to the butchered woman*
Sarcazmo47: Skocion comes on over. "Mmmmm......."
Sarcazmo47: "Bartender?"
AndrewRogue: "I'll be right back boss. Lemme go reclaim my 'friend' so she doesn't worry."
Sarcazmo47: He turns and faces the quivering Commoner1 NPC barkeep.
Chromeus18: "You struck some very powerful blows, Landus. I commend you."
Dark Japheth: The man is literally passed out.
Dark Japheth: From fear.
Dark Japheth: Sweat clings to his brow like flies to stink.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion sighs.
AndrewRogue: *twists, grinning* "Thanks. Krist. Like I said though, couldn't see it without you."
Sarcazmo47: "Someone wake him up and send him to fetch the guard."
Sarcazmo47: Awww....rivalry repaired!
Chromeus18: "..Think uh... nothing of it.."
AndrewRogue: "But next time do it faster."
coughingpuppy: "She's beyond pretty much anything I could do." Riannon looks down at the body and shrugs. "I can try to wake this guy up, though."
Sarcazmo47: "Do so, please."
coughingpuppy: Heal check!
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
coughingpuppy: 16.
Dark Japheth: Short of hitting him hard, he isn't going to wake up.
Chromeus18: is there anything on butchered woman besides blood and viscera?
coughingpuppy: "Looks like he's out cold, Skocion."
Dark Japheth: Yeah. If you would like to, you can salvage her headband.
Dark Japheth: Its red, with gold trim.
Sarcazmo47: "Ah."
Chromeus18: *takes it*
coughingpuppy: "He won't be waking up anytime soon, I don't think."
Sarcazmo47: "Then...I'll go fetch the guard. The rest of you....I'd suggest you gather your posessions. I think we should leave. Soon."
Chromeus18: (i put it on, and draw disfavor from invisible monsters!)
Dark Japheth: Knowledge- History check.
Dark Japheth: Chrome.
Dark Japheth: :P
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
Chromeus18: 17
coughingpuppy: "You think this has anything to do with going to Rivas Kul?"
Sarcazmo47: Skocion shrugs. "I have no evidence. But I can think of nothing else."
Dark Japheth: Its a symbol ancient. In Nagukor, it is known as the Symbol of the Golem.
Sarcazmo47: He heads for the door.
Dark Japheth: And those who uphold the Golem's virtues are praised and extolled.
Sarcazmo47: Golem Armor?
coughingpuppy: "Maybe one of us should go with you for a guard. Might be more out there, you know?"
Sarcazmo47: What?
Sarcazmo47: "...not a bad idea. If you'd be so kind, Krist?"
Chromeus18: "Hmm... Yes, of course."
Chromeus18: *stands, and moves over next to Skocion*
coughingpuppy: Riannon heads back upstairs to get her stuff, leaving the bartender where he is.
Dark Japheth: Cut to Landus.
Chromeus18: "Let's go."
AndrewRogue: *knocks idly on his door* "Hey Niniel. S'all clear."
Dark Japheth: She opens the door, and looks at you.
Dark Japheth: "What?"
Sarcazmo47: *Casts Summon City Watch II*
Dark Japheth: The guards, of course, are making their rounds.
AndrewRogue: "There was a Nagukorian creature of some sorts. It killed a woman. We killed it."
Dark Japheth: "Ah. Thats good. Explains the scream."
Dark Japheth: "Are you certain the woman is dead?"
Dark Japheth: She looks at you, an eyebrow raised.
AndrewRogue: (The woman... was cut in half right?)
Dark Japheth: Yep
Dark Japheth: And her throat was torn out
Dark Japheth: She WAS trying to scream, though
Dark Japheth: But of course, having no throat made that impossible.
Dark Japheth: She's GOING to die, obviously
AndrewRogue: (Oh... she was still alive? Wow.) *sighs* "She was practically cut in two and her throat was torn out. She's good as."
Dark Japheth: She brushes past you. Of course, the doorway hardly fits both of you standing in it, especially since you both have large semi-angelic wings protruding from your back, so she brushes rather closely to you.
Chromeus18: (Krist shoulda put her out of her misery)
Dark Japheth: And then, she lightly jogs past you, downstairs.
Dark Japheth: Presumably to said woman.
AndrewRogue: "If you want to look..." *follows her*
Dark Japheth: Niniel again jogs to the woman, and looks down at her. "She's going to lose the legs. I think I can help her, though."
Dark Japheth: "Would you like me to, Landus?" She looks up at you, and back to the woman, who is already turning pale.
AndrewRogue: "I'll be damnably well impressed that you can."
AndrewRogue: Heal check to confirm her words?
Dark Japheth: No check needed
Dark Japheth: there is no way, short of her being a cleric, that you are going to get this crap healed.
Dark Japheth: And even then, she's probably going to die unless she's got a lot of spells, and starts healing immediately.
AndrewRogue: "But what's it matter if I want you to? Go ahead and try."
Dark Japheth: SHe wipes her hands, and takes the woman's bottom half, and crudely jams it into the top half. You hear the squishing and ripping noise of her spine hitting the tissues and tearing them.
Dark Japheth: But... as she does this, she waves her hands across the wounds.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 8-sided die: 4
Dark Japheth: And spits to her side... and begins muttering again. In an arcane tongue, almost, but no- its merely a cleric casting her spells.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 8-sided die: 1
AndrewRogue: *watches with a morbid interest*
Chromeus18: (gonna take a lot of spells :P)
Dark Japheth: She yells to you. "I've fucked up. Hold her throat. I need direct pressure there, she's losing too much blood."
Dark Japheth: (Not particularly too many, just enough to bring her to 0 exactly.)
Dark Japheth: (then she's cool. :P)
Dark Japheth: (more = better, but 0 + is good.)
AndrewRogue: "Er... all right." *kneels down by the body and casually grasps the throat*
Chromeus18: (she wakes up "what happened?" "you were torn to shreds. you got better.")
Dark Japheth: "Harder, you fucking retard. Don't you know what direct pressure is? Pretend thats your sisters face, and you are pushing a pillow down on her to smother her and put her out of her misery."
Dark Japheth: She mutters more words.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 1 8-sided die: 2
Dark Japheth: And the bottom half finally seals completely, touching the top half.
AndrewRogue: *his hand loosens for a second as he looks aghast... and then tighters significantly. Not too much. But quite a bit.*
Dark Japheth: She looks at you. "Now you do it, now that its too late. Oh well. Move aside, plebian." She pushes you away, and puts her hands over the wound... and then breathes into them.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 2 8-sided dice: 1 1
Dark Japheth: "....Ok, I might be wrong."
Dark Japheth: SHe stands up, her hands covered in blood. "The woman will survive, but she will never speak, nor walk, again."
Chromeus18: (just put her out of her misery :P)
Dark Japheth: She looks at you, smiling, then walks behind the bar. "Barkeep!" And she kicks him viciously.
Sarcazmo47: I am Aragorn son of Alfred.
AndrewRogue: *stares sort of oddly from the woman to Niniel*
Chromeus18: (you got some seriously shitty rolls for healage, gorth)
Sarcazmo47: That was a wowzer, indeed.
Dark Japheth: "Get up." The barkeep does so. She looks at the poor level 3 commoner, and says "Now. Take her upstairs, to a room. Wash her off. Bring her to a hospital tomorrow. The church of..."
Dark Japheth: "Gabriel, I think. Thats his name here, yes. Gabriel. Take her here. And leave her."
Dark Japheth: The poor dumb little man nods, and shambles over to her misshapen body.
Dark Japheth: And does as she asks.
Dark Japheth: Niniel then puts her hands on her hips, and smiles at Landus....
AndrewRogue: *moves aside, wiping his hands on his pants* "What was all that?"
Dark Japheth: AND WE DRAMATICALLY CUT TO SKOCION AND KRIST
Dark Japheth: The two nearest guards are merely wandering the streets, checking, keeping a watch.
AndrewRogue: (Action CUT! Camera whips around and BAAAM!)
Sarcazmo47: THAT'S SOLOMON'S MILON DISH!!!!
Sarcazmo47: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Chromeus18: Krist is wiping blood off his blanket as best he can.
Chromeus18: "Excuse me, sirs.."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion is walking in his poor-little-blind-man way.
Chromeus18: *nudges Skocion, letting him talk to guards since he's the uber diplomat*
Sarcazmo47: "Ah! The watch! Thank Tiyrael."
Dark Japheth: The guards look to the frogman, and smile. "Its late. What are you doing?"
Chromeus18: Krist remains silent, apparently attending Skocion.
Sarcazmo47: "Good sirs, there's been some sort of attack in the Fallen Feather! I think someone has been killed!"
Dark Japheth: "What?"
Sarcazmo47: "Some sort of...creature! I don't know...please, come quickly!"
Sarcazmo47: He
Dark Japheth: The two look to each other. One nods to the other. "I'll go, Johan. You keep watch. If I don't return in fifteen minutes, find me!
Sarcazmo47: He's a panicked, sissy-faced nobleman.
Sarcazmo47: Just like plot devices everywhere.
Dark Japheth: And one of the guards, equipped with a halberd as his weapon, looks to both of you. "Take me to this inn, people!"
Sarcazmo47: Anyway, he leads the guard back.
Chromeus18: (Skocion, the sissy, and his tasty cajun attendant)
Dark Japheth: And upon arriving... does so at the instant that Niniel looks at Landus with the cute look.
Dark Japheth: There is a woman with a healed hole in her neck, but a hole in her neck regardless, sitting in teh middle of a pool of blood.
Dark Japheth: Landus, your helpful lackey, and Niniel, the beautiful 18+ charisma harpy, is also there.
Dark Japheth: :P
Sarcazmo47: Freaking Favored Souls.
Chromeus18: "One of the beasts has been dispatched. There may be more." *points to the slain halves of the original*
Chromeus18: (unless of course, the corpse is gone. which makes us look VERY SUSPICIOUS)
Dark Japheth: The Guard, who is now bold type for my ease... looks to the corpse. Which is just.. a floating puddle of blood smeared on something.
Dark Japheth: "Oh gods!" He walks over to it, and pokes each half with the halberd.
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
Dark Japheth: (By the way, there are no favored souls in Amaryllis.)
Dark Japheth: (If someone wants to be a favored soul, they get laughed at and I hand em the cleric class.)
AndrewRogue: (Heh!)
Dark Japheth: (Favored Soul is a Gil class.)
Dark Japheth: (*spits*)
Sarcazmo47: Fair enough.
Chromeus18: Krist looks to the harpy lady "Friend of yours, Landus?"
Sarcazmo47: Skocion blatantly stares at her.
Dark Japheth: The man looks. "Where is the dead woman?"
AndrewRogue: "Boss, Krist... this is Niniel." *doesn't take his eyes off her*
Dark Japheth: Niniel is helpful, and points.
Dark Japheth: "...I'll take her to the hospital. Which of you is the cleric?"
Dark Japheth: Niniel, of course, nods... and the guard smiles, and thanks her, then walks outside, carrying the body.
Dark Japheth: Again- basic description is this- looks about 16, the kind of girl you'd be willing to go to jail for. In fact, she's so freaking beautiful that it'd almost be worth ten years of bubba.
Chromeus18: "You are quite becoming... Niniel is it?" Krist pulls out a piece of clay!
AndrewRogue: "Niniel... the frog is Krist. The man is Skocion."
Dark Japheth: "Why thank you, Kuo-Toa."
Dark Japheth: "Ah. Pleasure to meet you both. I'm Niniel. My mother tells me its elven."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion snaps his gaze back to "staring at nothing in particular".
Chromeus18: Krist blinks "There aren't many that call me that.. May I?" and he prepares to sculpt her!
Sarcazmo47: "Ah. Likewise, Lady. How do you know Landus?"
Dark Japheth: "I'd actually prefer if you held off on that."
Dark Japheth: She smiles, and says nothing.
Dark Japheth: "I had to ask him a few questions."
Dark Japheth: (ok, thats not NOTHING but...)
Sarcazmo47: He blinks. "I...see. Did you get your answers?"
Chromeus18: without a word, Krist repacks the clay.
Dark Japheth: "Some of them. We were rudely interrupted."
AndrewRogue: "Eh heh... it was that woman's scream boss."
Sarcazmo47: He blinks.
Dark Japheth: "Anyway. I want to get my answers. Landus, I understand the nature of your answers may be personal. It can be in public, or in private." She stretches her wings, almost gesturing to fly.
Sarcazmo47: "We were just leaving, lady."
Dark Japheth: "Ah. Where are you going, if you don't mind me asking?"
Sarcazmo47: Skocion quirks an eyebrow. "What I wouldn't give to know the answer, Lady."
Chromeus18: "Of course. I'll go get my things." Krist heads up to the room and gets his armor, etc.
coughingpuppy: Riannon comes down within a few moments carrying her pack and her spear.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion gives a distracted wave and goes to fetch his possions as well.
Chromeus18: (how long would it take to wash blood out of a blue winter blanket?)
Dark Japheth: Only a little while.
Chromeus18: (does so)
Dark Japheth: Niniel leans over to landus, and whispers into his ears.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion reappears looking his usually overdressed self.
Sarcazmo47: Now, though, he has a black steel cane.
Chromeus18: *puts his stud leather back on, cuz Krist is so manly*
Chromeus18: (Skocion has a sword cane, i bet :D)
Dark Japheth: (Heh, that'd be pwn.)
coughingpuppy: She looks rather oddly at the girl with Landus. They seem rather intimate to be just acquaintances. "Found yourself a friend, huh?"
Sarcazmo47: It's flourished with white gold and silver, and has several inset rubies.
Sarcazmo47: It matches his tastes quite well.
Chromeus18: (character concept, someone with a sword cane, dual-wielding a dagger and club)
Sarcazmo47: The sword cane comes later.
Sarcazmo47: I don't want to emulate Eugene.
Dark Japheth: lol
AndrewRogue: "You could say that Rii..." *looks at Skocion* "Hey boss. Mind if she tags along for a few? I'll accept resonsibility for her, but we ought finish our game and I don't want to hold you up."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion blinks a few times, then smiles broadly.
Chromeus18: Krist returns, noticeably cleaner, much less likely to draw gasps of horror from passersby
Sarcazmo47: "Not at all. I'd love to have a chance to study the young lady."
Dark Japheth: Niniel looks at Skocion, with the cutest look in her eyes. "Yeah, Boss. Please? Pretty please?" She looks up at you, as she is about a foot shorter than you, and smiles.
Dark Japheth: "Good." She smiles again.
Sarcazmo47: He laughs and throws up his arms. "Who am I to deny the desires of youth?"
Chromeus18: Krist is silent.
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
AndrewRogue: "Thanks boss." *seems a bit... fidgety*
Sarcazmo47: And Skocion makes for the door.
coughingpuppy: Riannon follows him.
Sarcazmo47: He hands Riannon a purse.
Chromeus18: Krist follows, silently.
coughingpuppy: She takes it and looks down at it in confusion. "What's this for?"
Sarcazmo47: "The four of you. Get us some horses. I'll go get our passports."
Chromeus18: (we know she's a cleric, does she have any recognizable symbols?)
AndrewRogue: "You want one of us to go with you boss?"
Dark Japheth: None that you see.
Dark Japheth: Visibly.
Sarcazmo47: "Unnecesary."
coughingpuppy: "Right. Better hurry." She looks noticeably displeased at the mention of horses, though.
Sarcazmo47: "I'll meet you back here."
Sarcazmo47: So.
Sarcazmo47: Who remembers that Clerics can create greater undead?
Sarcazmo47: Oh, I do!
Dark Japheth: Thats funny
Dark Japheth: I don't see "Strange invisible guy with swords for arms" on the list of monsters made by Create Greater Undead."
Sarcazmo47: I'm allowed my guesses, dammit.
Dark Japheth: Heh.
Sarcazmo47: DON'T DESTROY MY ILLUSIONS
Chromeus18: Krist goes with the rest, keeping a slight distance from Niniel.
Dark Japheth: Alright. Fast forward to getting the horses?
Chromeus18: and yadda yadda yadda...
Sarcazmo47: Skocion goes off by his lonesome.
coughingpuppy: Riannon hands the bag to someone else, refusing to partake in the enslaving of animals.
Chromeus18: (what's in the bag, a rag and ether? :P)
Sarcazmo47: 30 pp.
Dark Japheth: Alright. 25 gold pieces, a few words from Niniel (man, them clerics with high charisma be useful!) and you have horses. You must return them at the end of your journey, though.
Chromeus18: (those underage girls in revealing clothing get all the breaks)
AndrewRogue: (Eh, Harpies mature quick.)
Sarcazmo47: ANYWAY.
AndrewRogue: Yes. We return to the inn.
Sarcazmo47: They meet up back at the inn.
Sarcazmo47: Skocion distributes passports.
Chromeus18: *takes his, slipping it beneath his blanket*
coughingpuppy: Riannon takes hers and tucks it away into her pack where she won't lose it.
Sarcazmo47: They're out of the city as first glimmerings of dawn begin to appear.
Dark Japheth: Of course.
AndrewRogue: *slips it in one of his pockets*
Dark Japheth: When do you set up camp? You only got four hours of sleep, you know.
Chromeus18: we should go on, we're tough!
Sarcazmo47: Skocion will push to keep going until dusk.
Dark Japheth: I bet the spellcaster in the group would disagree.
Sarcazmo47: He would like some distance from the city.
Dark Japheth: Ok.
AndrewRogue: Landus doesn't complain.
Dark Japheth: Fast forward until dusk?
coughingpuppy: Riannon's okay with getting away from the city, too.
Chromeus18: *hits FF*
Dark Japheth: Unfortunately, you only hold one fourth of the fast forward key!
Dark Japheth: The other three party members each hold a piece!
Sarcazmo47: FAST FORWARDS
Dark Japheth: And to prevent too much power from being in one PC's hands... you cannot even use them, you require all four of you to make the key, and Captain DM to use the key on the Amaryllis VCR
Sarcazmo47: keep praising thats the key
Dark Japheth: What? :P
AndrewRogue: (*chuckles*)
Dark Japheth: I almost wish I wasn't high, so I would get that.
Dark Japheth: Anyway.
Chromeus18: doesn't matter to me ultimately
Dark Japheth: Niniel, once you stop to set up camp... looks at Landus, suddenly, and then walks to Skocion. And taps him gently on the shoulder.
Dark Japheth: "...Boss? Sir? Do you mind if I borrow Landus?"
Dark Japheth: "I need to finish something important with him."
Sarcazmo47: "Will you give him back in the same condition your borrowed him in?"
AndrewRogue: (I swear, if I get thrown off another high place...)
Dark Japheth: "Probably. Depends on how well he pleases me."
coughingpuppy: ((Hey, you have wings this time.))
Sarcazmo47: You can FLY, asshole.
Chromeus18: (oh lord)
Dark Japheth: (lmfao)
AndrewRogue: (I'm kidding :p)
Sarcazmo47: "Well, if you break him, you have to buy me a new one."
Dark Japheth: "Deal."
AndrewRogue: "Booossss, is that all you think of me?"
Sarcazmo47: Skocion laughs.
AndrewRogue: *its pretty sarcastic*
Dark Japheth: Niniel shares a laugh at Landus' expense.
Sarcazmo47: "What can I say. Her charms befuddle a man as simple as myself."
Dark Japheth: And then bends down at the knees, and launches herself into the air, using her wings to keep aloft, hovering in the air for a moment.
Dark Japheth: MALES, WILL SAVE DC 15 TO AVOID GOING NUTS WITH LUST
Dark Japheth: </old flashback>
Dark Japheth: "Landus, Follow me."
Dark Japheth: She soars off into the skies above her.
Dark Japheth: And I cut to IM. The rest of you are free to roleplay.
Chromeus18: (i'd faile that save, i'm sure)
AndrewRogue: "I'll be back boss. Keep yourselves out of trouble." *takes a few running steps to get flying*
Sarcazmo47: Skocion actually spends a good deal of time talking to the horses, making sure they're fed, etc etc.
Sarcazmo47: Not exactly animal empathy or anything like that.
Chromeus18: "I wonder if Landus even knows that girl."
Sarcazmo47: He's not trying to win them over.
coughingpuppy: Riannon takes a seat on the ground with her badger and watches the harpies fly off. "Tell me if you need help with those, Skocion."
Sarcazmo47: Just...repaying them for how hard he means to ride them.
coughingpuppy: "Probably not. I haven't seen her around before."
Dark Japheth: OH!
Dark Japheth: Area.
Dark Japheth: This area cuts through a mountain pass. It will likely be like this for a few days.
Sarcazmo47: So, rocky and steep.
Dark Japheth: Yep.
Sarcazmo47: Yay brambles.
coughingpuppy: ((Yay Woodland Stride.))
Sarcazmo47: Yeah, he makes sure the horses are kept in good condition.
Dark Japheth: And... semi-random... these are the kind of places that, before their... culturization... harpies lived. When they were savage bards and barbarians.
Chromeus18: (fear the wrath of the SAVAGE BARD! it's off-key squawks will make your EARS BLEED)
Sarcazmo47: Fuck you, I have a savage bard character.
Sarcazmo47: ...
Sarcazmo47: *hangs himself*
Chromeus18: "I don't trust her, honestly. She appears out of nowhere in the middle of the night?"
Sarcazmo47: Skocion comes over, sits by the fire, and nods his head slowly. "You're right, of course."
Chromeus18: "Typical situations like that never turn out well."
coughingpuppy: Riannon grins. "For Landus they seem to."
Sarcazmo47: "But, Krist....would you rather have the enemy you can see, or the enemy you can't?"
Chromeus18: Krist breaks a smile, one of his rare shows of emotion. "And if said enemy is a spy? Perhaps Shale sent her to tag along and watch us, make sure we do our part."
coughingpuppy: "Then since we're doing our part, I guess we don't have anything to worry about, huh?"
Sarcazmo47: "Then she will serve her purpose well enough. Krist, we have two purposes here. First, to deliver the message. And second, to remain alive."
Sarcazmo47: "I will take care of the first part."
Sarcazmo47: "I'd appreciate it if you looked after the second."
coughingpuppy: "Yeah? And what am I?"
Chromeus18: "I will. Just as we all will."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion grins. "Irreplaceable, of course."
coughingpuppy: "That's more like it."
Chromeus18: *takes a scan of the area for anything suspicious*
Chromeus18: "Are you sure you couldn't see that creature Riannon?"
coughingpuppy: She shakes her head. "Not at all. Didn't even know it was there until it stabbed me."
Chromeus18: "Hmm.. I know I didn't imagine it. I could see it well."
Sarcazmo47: "What, precisely, did you see, Krist?"
Sarcazmo47: Skocion sounds very interested.
coughingpuppy: "Did it look different after you hit it?"
Chromeus18: "I could see ..it. Plain as day, yet blurred along the edges. It came into focus once the blood spattered it."
Chromeus18: "I've never seen anything like that before, but I remember hearing about a creature like that once."
coughingpuppy: "I've heard of 'em before. Doesn't matter to me much, though, other than the fact that I kill things like that."
Chromeus18: "I also found this, on the woman who was attacked. Guess I should've returned it to her."
Chromeus18: *holds out the headband*
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
Chromeus18: (yeah, the golem thing :P)
Chromeus18: (Sweatband of the Exercise Golem: +2 to Jog, Stairmaster, and Yoga checks)
Chromeus18: *leaves it with Skocion and Riannon* "You can study it, divine it, whatever. I'll go check the area out real quick." BRB
*OnlineHost*: Sarcazmo47 rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
coughingpuppy: Riannon peers curiously at the headband. "Any idea what it is?"
Sarcazmo47: Skocion snorts.
Sarcazmo47: "It's the symbol of the Heolstrom family."
coughingpuppy: "Who...?"
Sarcazmo47: He waves his hand dismissively.
Sarcazmo47: "A legendary hero. Paladin of sweetness and light."
Sarcazmo47: "Other such nonsense."
coughingpuppy: "...Right. Probably out trying to hunt that thing down or something."
Sarcazmo47: Skocion ponders for a while, then finally just shakes his head.
Sarcazmo47: "Either way, it doesn't matter. We leave at daybreak...wake me for my watch."
coughingpuppy: "Got it."
Sarcazmo47: He promptly lies down and sleepifies.
coughingpuppy: She'll stay awake and take first watch, then, and wait for Krist to get back.
Dark Japheth: Around this time...
Dark Japheth: Ri, spot check.
*OnlineHost*: coughingpuppy rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
Sarcazmo47: RIANNONDOKEN!
Chromeus18: back
coughingpuppy: 25.
Dark Japheth: You see Niniel and Landus returning from their little diversion.
Dark Japheth: Niniel is gliding slightly behind the other.
coughingpuppy: She waves at them.
coughingpuppy: ((Do they land?))
Dark Japheth: Dunno. Landus? :P
Dark Japheth: She's following you.
AndrewRogue: *Landus swoops down, landing neatly at the camp* (I assume) "Back Rii."
coughingpuppy: "I see. Have fun?"
AndrewRogue: *he grins at her* "Of course."
coughingpuppy: "Good. Anyway, you might want to start resting now, 'cause I think Skocion wants to get going pretty early tomorrow."
Chromeus18: Krist returns about this time.
AndrewRogue: "Thanks for the warning Rii. We have watches established?"
Dark Japheth: Niniel is silent, and looks at the ground.
coughingpuppy: "I figure I'll take first. Whoever wants to go next can."
Chromeus18: "I'll take it. I saw nothing following us."
coughingpuppy: "Okay. I'll wake you up when I'm done, then."
AndrewRogue: *nods* "All right then. I'm putting down then. I'm exhausted."
Chromeus18: http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload 8/naked.gif
Chromeus18: Krist nods, and crawls into his tent.
AndrewRogue: "You might want to do it too Nin. Boss likes to be up bright and early."
Dark Japheth: "Yeah."
Dark Japheth: She lays down, and covers herself in a sleeping bag.
Dark Japheth: And then lays there, eyes open, looking out.
Chromeus18: (good god, these neighbors are loud)
Sarcazmo47: More DM action, or FF to the border?
AndrewRogue: *he seats himself by her and stretches out, quietly* "And don't worry about what was said." *closes his eyes to sleep*
Dark Japheth: No DM action.
Dark Japheth: But I cannot fast forward.
Dark Japheth: For.
Dark Japheth: I have things I must do.
Dark Japheth: I weep.
AndrewRogue: ;_;
coughingpuppy: Aww.
Sarcazmo47: Sucker.
Dark Japheth: ~-~-~END~-~-~
Dark Japheth: 250 XP.
Dark Japheth: questions?
AndrewRogue: Roleplay ending before midnight? This is sacralige ;_;
Dark Japheth: comments?
Dark Japheth: Concerns?
Chromeus18: (it's 2:30 am here dude, i can go with a full night's sleep :P)
coughingpuppy: Well, it's past midnight here. But probably not for the rest of you.
AndrewRogue: Level 3 fast approaches!
Chromeus18: very fun
Chromeus18: i think CoC has been passed to another unlucky soul.
AndrewRogue: And yes. Its quite enjoyable ^_^
*OnlineHost*: Chromeus18 rolled 5 20-sided dice: 5 10 14 4 14
Chromeus18: i guess, yeah
AndrewRogue: Eh, I think its hovering about Chrome.
AndrewRogue: It hasn't settled on a victim <_<
coughingpuppy: I seem to get it at the most inopportune moments.
Dark Japheth: No, it hasn't.
Dark Japheth: Curse of Chrome is amusing, its a 9th level cleric spell
coughingpuppy: Like that stupid 1-2 roll.
Dark Japheth: In the Vengeance domain
Chromeus18: the curse! zhe TAUNTS us!
Dark Japheth: "Target opponent now rolls 1d10 for all rolls they would roll 1d20 on."
Dark Japheth: "This is permanant."
AndrewRogue: Fear the 1-1 roll :p
Dark Japheth: Imagine.
*OnlineHost*: Dark Japheth rolled 5 10-sided dice: 2 9 3 3 1
Dark Japheth: WAY bigger chance of a 1.
AndrewRogue: That would suck.
Dark Japheth: Chrome's Blessing, though, is a 9th level spell. All 1's count as 20's.
Chromeus18: ....does gorth have the curse?
Chromeus18: after those healing rolls, he might.
Dark Japheth: I actually wanted low rolls, to be fair
Dark Japheth: one high roll and all the work would have been done.
Chromeus18: that should be called Crutch of Chrome. that rule made it to where he didn't slaughter the party completely by accident.
coughingpuppy: I'm going to bed. 'Night, guys.
coughingpuppy has left the room.
Chromeus18: nitey nite
Sarcazmo47: So.
Sarcazmo47: This was like some sort of teaser session.
Dark Japheth: In a way.
Dark Japheth: Opinions on niniel?
Dark Japheth: And Chrome... do you notice any similarities between Niniel and another person?
Sarcazmo47: I haven't got an opinion.
Sarcazmo47: Too soon for anything but wild ass guesses.
Chromeus18: yeah, several people, in several ways.
Chromeus18: if she's a vampire harpy though, i've narrowed it down completely.
Dark Japheth: What are wild ass guesses?
Dark Japheth: *the wild
Dark Japheth: And no, she isn't a vampire.
Dark Japheth: I mean
Dark Japheth: She was out during the day, dude.
Dark Japheth: >.>
Chromeus18: so was Mel, when we met her :P
Sarcazmo47: Cleric of Sahkmet!
Sarcazmo47: That is the Wild Ass Guess.
Chromeus18: we don't have Lan to point out the obvious though.
Chromeus18: in direct correlation though, i have another guess.
Chromeus18: GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
Sarcazmo47: Actually, I have a question for Chrome.
Chromeus18: and Landus probably just knocked GREEEEEEEEEEEL up
Chromeus18: to have greelecious kids
Chromeus18: ok
Sarcazmo47: Do you like our party? Or would you rather be with those other guys and their gnolls?
AndrewRogue: Hey, if that was Greel, I know where a lot of his skill points went.
Chromeus18: i like the party.
Dark Japheth: I really really fucking HATE the other party.
Dark Japheth: Please don't join it.
Dark Japheth: *twitches*
AndrewRogue: Wow. Is it that bad?
Sarcazmo47: Okay.
Sarcazmo47: Gorth.
Chromeus18: Krist may have a difference of opinion with this party though, depending on how things play out.
Sarcazmo47: Give us the lowdown on the other party.
Dark Japheth: A little worse than the worst thing in the world.
Sarcazmo47: How many sessions have they had?
Dark Japheth: 1.
Sarcazmo47: What have they done?
Chromeus18: the more evil gorth is, the more evil Krist will be
Dark Japheth: They have had one session.
Dark Japheth: When I've *tried* actively to run for them
Dark Japheth: invariably
Dark Japheth: someone doesn't show up
Dark Japheth: AND at least one other person is there, but doesn't want to play
Dark Japheth: Which leaves me with two actual PC's
Sarcazmo47: Do you still want to kill our party and merge the survivors into that group?
Dark Japheth: No.
Chromeus18: who all is it in again?
Dark Japheth: I want to kill them.
Dark Japheth: Soppy, AK, Beo, and Kultra.
Dark Japheth: Kultra is cool, but never there anymore. Fuckin social life
Chromeus18: i imagine beo is the one who misses alot, or doesn't wanna play.
Sarcazmo47: Did they manage to accomplish much of anything?
Dark Japheth: He ALWAYS wants to play.
Dark Japheth: when he's online.
Dark Japheth: No.
Dark Japheth: Mostly busy ignoring each other and fighting.
Dark Japheth: Oh.
Dark Japheth: I'll leave Landus with one poem. It pops into your head, seemingly at random.
Dark Japheth: "It doesn't think. It doesn't feel."
Dark Japheth: "It doesn't laugh or cry."
Dark Japheth: "All it does from Dusk till dawn.."
Dark Japheth: "Is make the soldiers die."
Dark Japheth: and...
Dark Japheth: ninja...
Dark Japheth: vanish
Dark Japheth has left the room.
AndrewRogue: Woosh!
Chromeus18: vanish!