::You Know You're Obsessed With SailorMars When...::

    Every Page has one... you can't hide from it. Now, it's invaded ::Flame Sniper:: and it's webmistress. The Obsessers have taken over... We are the Obsessers. <Jai turns off the Twilight Zone music, and kicks the Zombies off stage> Hey, welcome to the ::YKYOWSMW:: section of the website. I've been told many times by all of my friends and even teachers that I'm terribly obsessed. Or as Ses an' I like to put it, 'focused'. (We'll make you go to the Les Miseables Focused page later.) So, here's my list of symptoms to tell that you're beyond a healthy fan...

*You beg your mother to sew you a red skirt for a Sailormars costume.
*She does so, but has difficulty finding a pattern, so she's forced to use a cheerleading pattern.
*You say it's all in the name of Sailormars, so you don't mind the cheerleading pattern.
*You never cut your hair, because you look like Sailormars with it long.
*You run around the house with a home made Spirit Be-Gone thingy, trying to stick it on your brother's head.
*You're greatly disappointed when the only 'Chad' in the school is a druggie.
*You want to organize the Autumn School Festival.
*You want to go to an All-Girls academy, only to get the uniform.
*You take a liking to blowfish. (I haven't gotten that far, don't worry.)
*Asparagus is at the bottom of your list of 'favorite' foods.
*At Boot Camp, when you go to introduce yourself, your name isn't 'Jaimie', it's 'Rei'.
*You refuse to answer anyone at camp until they call you 'Rei'.
*Your best friend has taken up calling you, 'Rei'.
*Your friends' parents take up calling you Rei.
*You answer the phone as 'Rei'.
*You build a really sucky shrine to SailorMars, and pretend it's the greatest thing in the world. <waves a bit> Like me!
*<Amanda steals the keyboard> Your 'friends' call mental hospitals for you, and have a cell all lined up in the 'emergency wing'.
*<Sara steals the keyboard> You find yourself tied in strait jackets locked in closets because of your obsession. <Jai gives Sara a funny look>
Jai: You know that really well, huh?
Sara: Oh, of course. Oh, I organized your shoes last night, because I couldn't sit down in your closet with all of 'em piled about.
Jai: Domo, Kimiko dearest.
*You're quite proud of the fact that you can hit every note singing that Rei does.
*You want the costume that Rei wears in Rei's Day in the Spotlight.
*You want to figure out how Rei does her hair in SMSS manga. It's always nifty!
*You dub whatever friends you have left at this point (You shouldn't have any, BTW) by the names of the SailorScouts.
*Healthy Obsessions? <scoffs> No.
*You find yourself humming the Sailormoon theme in school.
*You're locker is plastered in pictures of SailorMars.
*You're backpack (which HAS to be red.) has several chibi-SailorMars keyrings hanging off of it.
*You're waiting for Hot Topic to get more Chibi-SailorMars dolls so you can blow your gift certificate getting one or twenty.
*Your Visual Arts teacher is the only person in the school who understands your obsession. (Yay Mr. Kilmister!)

**More to Come! If you have any you wanna see posted, tell me, and I'll put them up ASAP!**

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If you like lists like this, please check out Ses' and my lil' 'Lotsa Ways To Tell if You're Attached to a Revolutionary', list. You'll laugh, even if you have no idea what we're talking about.