Zedward Piscacio Azzorrac
Zeddy has spent most of his life being picked on by almost everyone... except for those who simply ignored him. He has come to a point in his life where he no longer cares. In fact he's grown proud of his geekdom! He goes through life working hard to be a great comic book artist, playing video games, checking out girls who will never talk to him... and then less normal things such as pickle tasting. He's trying to break up with his deceased girlfriend, Jen who won't let up even though she's a ghost. Zed is actually starting to have better luck with women. The problem is, he doesn't realise it. He's been turned down by so many girls (even ones he thought were "sure things"), he has no idea when signals are being sent out. He works as an assistant to Doc Sniggleheimer, the local inventor. Sometimes this leads to adventures. Other times it leads to handing Doc a bunch of stuff. It always leads to a paycheck.