1): . . . you cut and dye your hair to match hers.
2): . . . you shave all your hair off, walk on your knees, and draw six dots on your forehead in hopes she'll notice you.
3): . . . you plan to name your daughter Marron.
4): . . . you dress like her anytime, all the time.
5): . . . you grow your hair out, dye it black, and get blue color contacts just so you can be her Twin Brother . . .
6): . . . and she's overjoyed when she meets you IRL.
7): . . . you get pale blue color contacts to match her eyes.
8): . . . you goto Logo stores and have 20+ RR [Red Ribbon] logos made up for you.
9): . . . you refuse to wear anything that doesn't sport the RR Logo.
10): . . . you'll stop at nothing until you have those shoes!
11): . . . you learn Japanese for the sole purpose of understanding your unsubtitled epsiodes of the Cell Saga.
12): . . . you've perfected her laugh.
13): . . . you're shocked and overjoyed when you find a Juuhachi-Gou or Juunana-Gou picture you've never seen.
14): . . . you're determined to have the best Jinzouningen Homepage on the Web.
15): . . . you have more than ten Juuhachi-Gou/Juunana-Gou handles on WBS.
16): . . . you Roleplay only Juuhachi-Gou [online or IRL(In Real Life)].
17): . . . you wear skirts now, when before you'd've rather died.
18): . . . you have your long, wavy brown hair, cut, straightened, and dyed.
19): . . . you hate science class because you flip out each time you hear the word "Cell".
20): . . . you're named after a number.
21): . . . you carry a picture of Juunana-Gou and Juuhachi-Gou in your wallet and show it off as your family portrait.
22): . . . you carry a photo of Juuhachi-Gou and claim she's your girlfriend.
23): . . . you refuse to date anyone who doesn't look like her.
24): . . . you get into fist fights with North American Dragonball Z fans who say you're lying, and that she doesn't exist . . .
25): . . . so you bet him $100 she does . . .
26): . . . you buy more Jinzouningen merchandise with your new cash. ^_^
27): . . . you desperately want Jinzouningen Action figures!
28): . . . you wish they'd come out with a black, low-cut shirt with striped sleeves.
29): . . . you aim to lose 60lbs to fit her "perfect frame".
30): . . . you call all the "Gero's" in the phone book, and ask if he's created the Jinzouningen yet.
31): . . . you write fanfiction about her.
32): . . . you've read all the fanfiction out about her, and want more.
33): . . . you've never seen her in a bathing suit, so you edit her into one.
34): . . . you then proceed to make a Real Life version of that suit.
35): . . . you answer to Juuhachi-Gou as well as Eighteen IRL.
36): . . . you wonder what amount of plastc surgery would make your eyes wide-spaced and narrow.
37): . . . you argue until you're blue in the face that Mirai-Trunks didn't succed in killing the Jinzouningen in his timeline.
38): . . . you sign all your letters 18Gou (or Juuhachi-Gou).
39): . . . you write "Juuhachi-Gou" on your homework, and the teacher knows its you.
40): . . . you demand the substitute mark you present before the bell rings so your real name won't be called.
41): . . . you try to learn to fly.
42): . . . you take karate-do to learn to manipulate your ki.
43): . . . you aren't surprised when your sensei tells you, you have no ki.
44): . . . you try to never tire out.
45): . . . you spend an hour each day trying to create an energy ball.
46): . . . you cross your arms uniquely . . . just like Vejiita.
47): . . . you tell everyone you're 18 years old, even if you aren't.
48): . . . you added all the 17Gou (Juunana-Gou)'s and 18Gou (Juuhachi-Gou)'s to your contact list on ICQ and AOL IM.
49): . . . your past time is drawing Juuhachi-Gou or Juuana-Gou.
50): . . . you get mad at people who call them "Juu-chan" and/or "Juu-kun", and prefer to affectionately refer to them as "Hachi-chan" and "Nana-chan".
51): . . . everytime you leave a guy you like, you say "Mata ne", in hopes that in seven years you'll mysteriously have a Marron of your own.
52): . . . you suddenly love shopping . . .
53): . . . as well as riding roller coasters.
54): . . . you style your hair like hers so much that even when there's no hairspray in it, it holds form.
55): . . . you tuck that hair behind your ear unconciously now.
56): . . . you and you're Juunana-Gou partner go to Japan and state that you're the Jinzouningen . . .
57): . . . and they get scared.
58): . . . you demand you be given the #18 jersey . . .
59): . . . then you demand your RR Logo remain on the back of said jersey.
60): . . . you learn to balance on one foot on the tip of an outstreched sword.
61): . . . just looking at humans makes you want to kill them.
62): . . . you almost never smile . . .
63): . . . and cry even less.
64): . . . you're ideal home is in the center of the ocean on an island.
65): . . . you're bedroom wall is dedicated to DBZ/the Jinzouningen.
66): . . . you write letters to Toriyama Akira to persuade him to make another Cyborg Special.
67): . . . you threaten death on anyone who thinks Juunana-Gou's a girl.
68): . . . people ask where you were born and you reply: "Gero's Lab".
69): . . . you think only Juunana-Gou compares to your beauty.
70): . . . you want every outfit she tried on in the Mirai-Trunks Special.
71): . . . you stay out of the sun for three years to aquire her "elegant" pale skin.
72): . . . your homepage has the numbers "1718" in its URL (^_-).
73): . . . you hate the fact you have an "unoriginal" AOL IM Screen Name (Juuhashi-Go).
74): . . . you realize the difference between "Andriods" and "Cyborgs".
75): . . . you think that since Juuhachi-Gou and Juunana-Gou will never die anyway, committing incest is alright . . .
76): . . . you are shocked by the amount of fans who agree with you on this.
77): . . . you notice an increasing number of Juunana-Gou fanfiction popping up, and petition to promote more Juuhachi-Gou fanfic.
78): . . . you dress like you "used to dress" for Halloween and claim you're going as "Your IRL Name".
79): . . . you've convienced online friends that you killed the IRL girl, and you really are Juuhachi-Gou in her place . . .
80): . . . your grades, however, don't reflect this fact.
81): . . . you wanna meet a nine-foot tall red-head, just so you can look good sitting on his shoulder.
82): . . . you find someone who looks like Juunana-Gou and follow him around calling him "Oniisan" until he admits that he is.
83): . . . you're dream is to ride side saddle on a carosel while watching your twin run humans over in his stolen hovercar.
84): . . . you never have to wait in lines.
85): . . . your determined to learn how to blow things up with the point of your finger.
86): . . . you think Dragonball Z should have ended after the Cell Saga, and before the Kuririn Fiasco began.
87): . . . you are forced to accept the Buu Saga as the truth.
88): . . . your apauled at what they did to Juunana-Gou in Dragonall GT.
89): . . . you get misty eyed as Juuhachi-Gou tells Kuririn she loves him, as he dies.
90): . . . you were on the edge of your seat as the twins battled against each other.
91): . . . you're bawling furiously when Kuririn comes back . . .
92): . . . so you kill him again in your own fic (Tee-hee).
93): . . . when asked what your name is you flawlessly recite: "Atashi wa Jinzouningen Juuhachi-Gou desu yo". . . .
94): . . . you say this to your Japanese Foriegn Exchange students, and they avoid you for the rest of their stay.
95): . . . you attempt to make your own cyborgs.
96): . . . you make up a YKYLJ-GTMW . . . list.
97): . . . you get into a discussion with your IRL friends and explain to them who Juuhachi-Gou is so they can help you make more YKYLJ-GTMW . . . ideas.
98): . . . you invent a time machine just to see if you can travel to their dimention.
99): . . . you write poetry about her, Juunana-Gou or both . . .
100): . . . you write it in the first person (~*L*~).
101): . . . you'll stop at nothing to be Juuhachi-Gou's American Voice Actress (assuming the Cell Saga ever comes out in the US).
102): . . . when someone annoys you, you point your finger at them, and invision them exploding.
103): . . . you bothered to read this list. ^_-.