The 12 Days of Christmas – Kamatari-style! ^_-x
By Haruka
To be sung at Christmas-time. ^_-
On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me - a Shishio without his Yumi.
On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me - 2 big curlers and a Shishio without his Yumi.
On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me - 3 blade sharpeners, 2 big curlers, and a Shishio without his Yumi.
On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me - 4 bandage rolls, 3 blade sharpeners, 2 big curlers and a Shishio without his Yumi.
On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me - 5 shining mirrors, 4 bandage rolls, 3 blade sharpeners, 2 big curlers and a Shishio without his Yumi.
On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me - 6 alluring winks, 5 shining mirrors, 4 bandage rolls, 3 blade sharpeners, 2 big curlers and a Shishio without his Yumi
On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me - 7 replacement poles, 6 alluring winks, 5 shining mirrors, 4 bandage rolls, 3 blade sharpeners, 2 big curlers and a Shishio without his Yumi
On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me - 8 cannonball polishers, 7 replacement poles, 6 alluring winks, 5 shining mirrors, 4 bandage rolls, 3 blade sharpeners, 2 big curlers and a Shishio without his Yumi.
On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me - 9 knee pads, 8 cannonball polishers, 7 replacement poles, 6 alluring winks, 5 shining mirrors, 4 bandage rolls, 3 blade sharpeners, 2 big curlers and a Shishio without his Yumi
On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me - 10 Ju Pon Gatana, 9 knee pads, 8 cannonball polishers, 7 replacement poles, 6 alluring winks, 5 shining mirrors, 4 bandage rolls, 3 blade sharpeners, 2 big curlers and a Shishio without his Yumi.
On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me - 11 sexy come-ons, 10 Ju Pon Gatana, 9 knee pads, 8 cannonball polishers, 7 replacement poles, 6 alluring winks, 5 shining mirrors, 4 bandage rolls, 3 blade sharpeners, 2 big curlers and a Shishio without his Yumi.
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me... 12 potential victims, 11 sexy come-ons, 10 Ju Pon Gatana, 9 knee pads, 8 cannonball polishers, 7 replacement poles, 6 alluring winks, 5 shining mirrors, 4 bandage rolls, 3 blade sharpeners, 2 big curlers and a SHISHIO WITHOUT HIS YUMI!