hi, this is where you can find all about akai chan. you may be expecting to find out some juicy tid-bit of information like i'm not afraid to yank a wedgie in public, or something like that but this is not the place for that kind of talk, so behave yourself.

what you will find out is that akai chan was born a poor black child... (no wait, that was steve martin in the jerk)... sheesh.... "its these cans! he hates these cans!!!" who is akai chan? akai chan is prone to flights of fancy, she can be:

  • theresa, mild mannered twenty-something freak with a day-job; or

  • akai chan, hong kong movie and japanese anime fan, gobbling up dim sum and sashimi like its going out of style; or

  • triangle girl, super heronie, keeping order in the universe and fighting for all that is right like obeying traffic laws and don't litter or spit, its disgusting!!! or

  • bostin crab, super professional wrestling addict, who's not afraid to make fun of any professional wrestler, no matter how LARGE THEIR BUTT MAY BE.

ok, the truth is, my interests are hong kong movies, american independant movies, american professional wrestling, anime, sitting around watching hong kong movies, sitting around watching and laughing at professional wrestling, sitting around doing nothing, and stuff, and if you don't know what stuff is, i'm not telling.

oh yeah, i design websites in my spare time for $$... but that's kinda boring...

well, that about sums up akai chan. not terribly interesting, huh? well who asked you anyway?

 A young Triangle Girl yuks it up.

go go triangle girl!!!!