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(Turn off the lights and watch as your screen explodes in
3....2....1....just kidding.)
Hey there, everyone. I'd just like to say that in this
series, I'm only C&Cing and making witty comments. I don't,
in any way, mean offense to any of the authors or
original show Mystery Science Theater 3000, who have spent
hours on end working to make this idea possible to form in
my head.
My anime friends are from these worlds: MST 3K (I have
to use Cambot after all!), Sailor Moon, El Hazard, Ranma
1/2.
Please don't sue me!
Enjoy! ^_^;
(This might be a bit difficult to sing...)
There was a senior in high school named A-kun,
He had two brothers who worked at M.H.I,
One day they brought him in to clean up the place,
But they didn't like the job he did so they shot him into
space...
(Hey! You can't do this! I know people! REAL people!)
(Yeah, but they're the ones paying us to do this!
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
We'll send him cheesy fanfics,
The worst we can find! (lalala)
He'll have to sit and watch them all
and we'll monitor his mind! (lalala)
Now keep in mind A-kun can't control
where the fanfics begin or end. (lalala)
Because he used those special parts
to summon his anime friends!
Anime Roll Call:
Cambot! (Pan left.)
Ami Mizuno! (Hi there!)
Ifurita! (What is the purpose of this?)
Ranmaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...(I'm DIFFERENT!)
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes,
and other science facts, (lalala)
Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show,
I should really just relax!
For Mystery Anime Theater 2000...
[In space, a giant stapler is floating over Earth. This is
the Satelite of Anime. We enter...]
[Ami, Ranma and Ifurita are all in commando gear. For some reason, plants are all over the bridge. Ami notices us.]
Ami: Oh, hi! Well, it seems A-kun has been possessed recently and for once, Dr. Matheus and Danny Boy are actually on our side! It's just been crazy these past six minutes since that last fanfic ended. We're also trying to get Usagi, one of my Sailor friends, back up here to help.
Ranma: Better be careful, he could be anywhere in the satelite.
Ifurita: Man, I wish he hadn't taken my Power Key Staff. I could've been blasting him all this time and relentlessly hunting him until the gun or Usagi got here.
[The gun and Usagi arrive.]
[DP4]
Dr. Matheus: Now save A-kun.
[Pause.]
Dr. Matheus: Oh, by the way, we're sending you a bad fic. It's called 'Ranger Moon' and it's by Joe Rovang.
[SOA]
Ami: WHAT?! How can you think of the experiment at a time like this?
[Ifurita picks up the gun as Usagi transforms. Into Sailor Moon, you numbskulls.]
{%Usagi-formers, Natural Blonds in disguiiiise!% - Comment by Spider-TharzZzy.}
[DP4]
Dr. Matheus: Well, my reasoning is that A-kun loves to make fun of bad 'fics, so he'll be drawn to the theater and then, WHAMMO!
[SOA]
Ranma: I hate to say it, but that logic is perfect for A-kun's archetype.
Ifurita: Grrrrr, fine, but if this fic sucks, we'll be hunting you down with this gun.
Sailor Moon: Wow! I get to see what you do! This is so exciting, isn't it, Ami?
Ami: Yeah. I wish I was back with Biles. He wasn't as gropey as Ranma is.
Ranma: HEY! Thank you very much...
[The lights begin flashing and the sirens go off.]
All: OH NO!! FANFIC SIGN!!!!
[They all scramble for their access ports.]
[Door 6: A tiger is standing before you. You toss Kuno at it. It runs away.]
[Door 5: A bomb is dropped towards you. You notice the 'Acme' label and throw it right back.]
[Door 4: It's a shower curtain. You pull it back to see....nothing. No one is in the shower. You frown and continue on.]
[Door 3: It's John Agar once again. You pull out your trusty phaser and vaporize him.]
[Door 2: It's a door of air. You walk through, confused as to where the door is.]
[Door 1: It's a vault door that opens for you.]
[Ifurita enters first, followed by Ami, Sailor Moon (SM for short) and Ranma. They sit in that order.]
>RANGER MOON
>by Joe Rovang (jrovang@mindspring.com)
Ifurita: I wonder if his mind uses springs to get away from him.
Ami: Hush. Give him a chance.
>INTRODUCTION
Ranma: DO YOU THINK HE'S DECLARING AN INTRODUCTION?
Ami: I WOULD HAVE TO SAY SO.
>Legal Disclaimer: I acknowledge that I am using concepts
Usagi: [sarcastic tone] Golly, must be stretching his vocabulary with that one sentence.
Ami: Hush.
>and
>characters from "Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers" and "Power
>Rangers
>Zeo" without the knowledge or permission of Saban
>Entertainment, Inc.,
>and that I am using concepts and characters from "Sailor
>Moon" without
>the knowledge or permission of Takeuchi Naoko or anyone
Ami: Wow, he actually got it close.
>like
>DiC
>Entertainment who also has some rights to the show. This
>story was
>written solely for entertainment value and may not be
>distributed for
>profit of any kind. When reproducing this document, all
>parts,
>including this disclaimer, must be kept together in their
>original,
>unaltered state.
Ranma: Wonder how much trouble we're in.
Ifurita: Lots.
>A very big thanks to Lunette339@aol.com for being my beta
>tester!
Usagi: Strange name. Lunette399@aol.com. Hey, Ami. Is that Italian?
Ami: It's an e-mail address, Usagi.
Ifurita: What kind of side effects come from reading this story?
Ranma: Nausea, vomiting, high fever, leprosy, gangrene, loss of motor skills, loss of vision, turning into Gendo Ikari, turning into Genma Saotome, becoming attracted to Ryoji Kaji. That sort of stuff.
Ifurita: [shuddering at the last three things Ranma listed] Maybe we should leave and chance it with A-kun.
>Note: There is already a fanfic entitled "Star Trek: >Ranger
>Moon",
>written by Victor W. Wong (ah447@freenet.carleton.ca). >This
>story is
>completely unrelated to his.
Ami: Whew. I was worried.
Ranma: Who the hell is Victor W. Wong?
Ifurita: He wrote "Star Trek: Ranger Moon". It's completely unrelated to his story.
Ami: For a moment there I thought I smelled a typo.
Ranma: I thought I smelled burning fish.
Usagi: I thought I smelled donuts.
Ifurita: I smell like cheese.
[The other ACs stare at Ifurita.]
>THEME SONG
>(Sung to the tune of the Sailor Moon NA dub theme song,
>which is
>copied from the original Japanese Sailormoon theme song,
>"Moonlight
>Densetsu", which is actually copied from Chieko Baishou's
>"Sayonara at
>the End of the Dance". These lyrics are based on the NA
>dub's theme
>song lyrics, written by Andy Heyward. Whew!)
Ranma: ...Who is the illegitimate child of Charles Foster Kaine,
Ami: ...who won the Indy 500,
Ifurita: ...defeated Doom MVII,
Usagi: ....and likes to throw feces at fish.
>Up way past her curfew,
>Her suit has a pink hue.
Usagi: No, it doesn't. It's more of a lavender hue.
Ami: But that doesn't fit into the song very well, now does it?
Ranma: True.
>Her white kitty sometimes says mew,
Ranma: How many other people think this line pretty much determines the level of suspense and intelligence that will be displayed in the story?
[Everyone raises their hands.]
Ranma: Thought so.
>She is the one named Ranger Moon!
Usagi: RANGER Moon? This is getting to be stupid.
Ifurita: GETTING to be?
Usagi: Sorry, it IS stupid.
Ami: Now, now. Let's wait until we see how bad the plot is.
Ranma: Ami, it has the word 'Ranger' in it, what more proof do you need?
Ami: I believe you wore a ranger suit in that side-story to Roku-Bun No San.
Ranma: And I felt like a pansy the entire time.
>The skirt is much too short on her Ranger suit.
Ranma: [drooling] No kidding.....*BLAM**WHAM**KAPOW*
[Ranma finds himself on the floor.]
>She and her four friends are all quite cute.
Usagi: [giggle] Thanks.
>They have crystals with which they transmute
Usagi: Crystals? CRYSTALS?!
Ranma: I had a bad feeling about this before, but now it's worse...
>Into the ones named Ranger...
Ami: Oh no....
Ifurita: He wouldn't...
Ranma: He would...
Usagi: And he's now dog-meat.
>Ranger Venus!
>Ranger Mercury!
Ami: [growling] GGRRRRRRR!!! DIE!! DIE!!! DIE!!!!
>Ranger Mars!
>Ranger Jupiter!
>Rumor has it Moon's a ditz - it's true.
Usagi: [growling] GGRRRRRRR!!! DIE!! DIE!!! DIE!!!!
>She is the one named Ranger Moon!
Ranma: Much more of this theme song and I'm going to imitate Usagi and Ami.
>[guitar solo]
Ranma: A rogue. A bandit. A scoundrel. But he DID fight along side Flute Skywalker.
>Up way past her curfew,
>Her suit has a pink hue.
>When you need her there to help you,
>She is the one named Ranger Moon!
>She is the one named Ranger Moon!
>She is the one... RANGER MOON!
Ifurita: So, is her name...'Ranger Moon'?
>---
>You may now begin part 1. :)
Ifurita: [bellowing] TURN TAPE OVER!!!
Ranma: This side of the record...is scratched.
>
>
>
>RANGER MOON
>by Joe Rovang (jrovang@mindspring.com)
>
>(Please see the introduction for disclaimers and such.)
Ifurita: Good, I don't want to sit through that again.
[Ami and SM are still seething at the song.]
>Ranger Moon #1 - "A Ranger Star is Born"
Ranma: Ah, someone got smart. They strapped a ranger to an ICBM, launched him into the stratosphere, then detonated it.
> As the sun began to rise over the city of Angel
>Grove
Ami: ANGEL GROVE?!
Usagi: I think this Joe Rovang needs a little lesson in PROPER SCENES!!
Ranma: An Evangelion stomping through mid-town traffic... (courtesy of TharzZzy)
> one Friday
>morning, a shrill cry broke the tranquillity.
Usagi: I admit it's high pitched, but SHRILL? Buster, you're REALLY asking for it.
> "Aaaaah, why didn't someone wake me up??"
> Kimberly Hart
Ranma: KIMBERLY?!?! Yeech. She was part of the first generation.
Ifurita: What's wrong with the first generation?
Ranma: They kept saying things like 'Morphenomenal' all the time.
Ifurita: Bleah...
> jumped out of bed and began preparing
>for school at a
>frantic rate. In three minutes, she bolted out of the
>bedroom, put on
>her shoes, grabbed her bookbag, and flew out the front >door.
Ami: Hey, Usagi, remind you of the good ole' days?
Usagi: Good? I was tardy 3 times a week.
> Five minutes later, Kimberly arrived at Angel Grove
>High School.
Ranma: She stopped as she saw a blue-haired girl laughing maniacally.
Ifurita [B-ko]: You won't beat my mecha today, A-ko!
Ami [Kimberly]: But my name isn't A-ko.
Ifurita [B-ko]: DAMN!!
> She
>made a mad dash to her locker and removed several books.
>She slammed
>it shut and bolted off down the hall. As she rounded the
>corner, she
>collided with a young man in white, sending her books
>flying.
Ami [Kimberly imitating Eurkle]: I'm sorry. Got any cheeeeese?
> "Oh, I'm so sorry," Kimberly said, then looked up
>into his brown eyes.
>He was quite a
Usagi [Kimberly]: lame-o. I better get away from that geek Tommy. He likes to hang out with Rubeus and Umino.
> hunk, she decided. His dark brown hair was
>pulled into
>a ponytail, and he was very well-built.
Ranma: Wow, Terry Bogard's making a cameo!
The Girls: [drooling and panting] COOL!!!
> "No problem," he said with a smile as he bent down
>to collect her
Ranma: Panties-*_POW_**_KABAM_**_WHAMMO_*
[Ranma finds himself embedded into the theater wall.]
>books. No sooner than he had handed her the books, Kim
>dashed off,
>politely shoving her way through the people in the hall.
Ami [Kimberly]: OUTTA MY WAY, LAME-OS! GET LOST, BIG BUTT! GO RETIRE, YOU FOSSIL! I DON'T CARE IF YOU _ARE_ THE PRINCIPAL, BITE ME! SEE IF I GIVE A FLYING RAT'S @$$!
[Ranma manages to pull himself free of the wall and sat back down.]
> Kimberly quietly opened the door to Miss Applebee's
>classroom and
>slipped in.
Ami [Kimberly, proceeding cautiously]: Woah...woah...AAH!!! [Kimberly slips and falls on her butt]
> As the door was in the back of the classroom
>and Miss
>Applebee was writing on the chalkboard in the front of the
>room,
>Kimberly was able to tiptoe to her seat in the back row and
>sit
>without being seen.
Ami [Kimberly]: Ever since I invented that light-refracting armor and put it on, no one's been noticing me. I wonder why?
> "Miss Hart," said the teacher without turning
>around, "will you please
>see me after class?"
Ami [Kimberly]: D'OH!
> Kimberly sighed and put her head on her desk. She
>could hear a
>classmate cackling at her misfortune.
Ranma [Classmate]: Hehehehe-*ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
Ami [Kimberly]: Hehehehehe...
> She lifted her head
>and scowled
>at her antagonist, a slender young man whose short black
>hair was
>slicked back.
Ami: John Travolta?
Ranma: Me, in a cameo? Never.
Ifurita: Mamoru Chiba?
Usagi: Tatewaki Kuno?
Ami: Ryoji Kaji?
Ranma: Mousse?
Ifurita: Keiichi Morisato?
Usagi: Shampoo?
> "Knock it off, Skull!" she whined and put her head
>back down.
Usagi [Skull]: Not until you give me all your ice cream.
Ifurita: That's Skuld.
Usagi: Skuld, Skull, what's the differen-
[A mallet appears, whacks Sailor Moon and vanishes mysteriously.]
> After class, Kimberly approached the desk where >Miss
>Applebee was
>sitting.
Ami: Look, it says 'Director of NERV - Gendo Ikari' on the name plaque. (Author's note: If you've never seen Neon Genesis Evangelion, you should so you can get this joke. It's worth it.)
Ranma: The horrible secret Gendo never told anyone.
Ifurita: Actually, it kinda makes you wonder who Shinji Ikari's real father is.
> "You wanted to see me?" Kim asked.
> "Miss Hart," said the teacher, looking up, "are you
>aware of Monday's
>mythology exam?"
Ami [Kimberly]: But I thought that was a myth!
> Kimberly fidgeted with the straps on her bookbag
Ifurita: She briefly considers pulling out her Smith & Wesson, but holds herself back.
>and
>looked down as
>she nodded.
> "I suggest," Miss Applebee told her, "that you get
>your act together.
Ami [Kimberly]: Wow, all it took was you saying that for me to get my act together. Now, will you please just go to hell?
>If you fail to pass this exam, you will flunk the class. >Do
>you
>understand?"
Ranma: Oh yeah. This has shades of Usagi for sure. *WHAP*
Usagi: Shut up, Ranma.
> Kimberly nodded her head and replied softly, "Yes,
>Miss Applebee."
Ifurita: Though her thoughts were unprintable, my mentioning of that they aren't printable should be clear.
Ami: [Kimberly's thoughts] Rasafrasin' old bag. She's worse than that old ghoul that kept whacking me over the head in my previous incarnation.
Ranma: Yes, I think Shampoo HAS earned the shame of being reincarnated as a Power Ranger.
> The teacher smiled slightly. "Good. You're
>excused."
[Suddenly, Ms. Applebee's eyes begin watering up as a horrid smell fills the room as Kimberly leaves.]
Usagi: [as Kimberly] HAHAHAHA!! IT WAS ME!
> Kimberly walked out of the classroom. In the hall,
>a young man with
>light brown hair and glasses was waiting for her.
> "Oh, hey, Billy," she said with a smile as they
>walked down the hall
>together. "Thanks for waiting."
Ami: You loser. You were waiting for HER?
Ranma: Urawa wasn't exactly a choice cut sort of guy either, Ami.
Ami: You bite your tongue or we'll never...you know....ever again.
Ranma: [biting his tongue] Yesw Ma'am.
> "What did Miss Applebee want this time?" he asked.
Ifurita: [Kimberly] She wanted to pat me on the back for my early arrival today...SHE WAS SCOLDING ME, YOU DORK!
> Kim sighed. "She told me that if I didn't pass >this
>mythology exam,
>I'll fail the class."
Ami: Hmmm, you know, now that I look at Kimberly this closely, I realize she IS pathetic compared to any of the Senshi.
> Billy thought for a moment and then replied, "I
>could help you study."
Ifurita: [Kimberly] Oh, that'll save me the trouble of shoving you up against a wall and holding a knife to your nads in an attempt to blackmail you into helping me.
> She smiled. "That would be great!"
Usagi: If she's really like me, she'll need all the help she can get.
Ranma: No kidding.
Usagi: Ranma, insult me again, and you'll have my tiara somewhere it shouldn't be...SIDEWAYS!
Ranma: I'll shut up now.
> Kimberly waved and yelled, "Thanks for the help!" >as
>Billy walked down
>her driveway into the night.
Ami: [Kimberly] I would never have understood that it was ZEUS and not HERA that always screwed around.
Ifurita: Well, you don't know about that.
Ranma: How about something more definite, like [Kimberly] I would never have understood that it was the GODS and not the HEROES that always f*^ked with people's lives without you, Billy.
> Once he was gone, Kim went back inside and locked
>the door.
Usagi: [Kimberly] BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That loser'll never find his computer now! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
> She went
>upstairs to her room, changed into pajamas, brushed her
>teeth, and
>climbed into bed.
Ranma: Wait a minute. Is her bed in a tree or something?
Ifurita: [Kimberly] Damn tornadoes. Passing through here like they OWN the place.
Ami: [Billy with binoculars] Hey Kimberly, I can see your under-OH MY GOD!!!
Ifurita: [Kimberly] I guess it was a mistake to wear that see-through nightee tonight.
> She curled up with her stuffed bunny and thought,
Ami: Kimberly? Think? I think not!
>"Boy, Billy is such
>a nice guy." For a moment,
Ranma: She acutally had the potential to be something.
> she considered the possibility
>of dating
>him.
Ifurita: And she lost it.
> "Nah, that'd be too weird," she decided. "We've been
>best
>friends since the third grade."
Usagi: Naru and Umino have been together since we all began school and they're dating.
Ami: Remember Usagi, Kimberly's IQ is lower than USA Today's or the USA Network's.
Ranma: That's IMPOSSIBLE!
Ami: Hmmm, you're right. Well, it's somewhere near it.
Ifurita: Ami, you get 1 point for spelling your name right. Let's face it, USA Today, the USA Network and Kimberly FLUNKED the IQ test completely.
> She remembered how they had
>first
>become friends.
Ranma: Then forgot as the breeze neared her bed.
Usagi: That's mean!
Ifurita: Yeah, especially since the breeze didn't actually touch her skull!
> It was eight years ago.
Ifurita: Or was it six?
Usagi: I thought it was only four years ago.
Ranma: Funny, it felt more like ten.
Ami: No, I swear it was five.
Ifurita: Maybe it was seven.
Ranma: I'm telling you, it felt like more. Twenty?
The Girls: Hmmmm, sounds close.
Ifurita: No, it had to be eight years ago because I thought to myself "What will I be doing eight years from now?".
> Kim had always loved the
>rose quartz pendant
>her mother had given her.
Ranma: Did she ever-*POW*SMACK*WHAP*
[Ranma rubs his head.]
> She wore it wherever she went.
>One day,
Ifurita: How is this important?
Ami: OH! One day she must've lost it and he gave it back, right?
Ranma: Ami, please. Nothing THAT smart will happen here.
Usagi: Wait, I know. She drops it into a fountain and winds up frenching him!
Ranma: Usagi. RANGER Moon. I don't think the author has enough guts to make a lemon now.
>when a new boy in her class named Billy saw the pendant, he
>showed her
>a sapphire gem that he wore around his neck, just like
>Kimberly did.
Usagi: So they're BOTH lame-os!
Ranma: And they're both the same gender.
Ami: Please stop reminding me of that little 'incident' with Haruka.
Usagi: [raising an eyebrow] Incident? I smell a lemon in that...
>When she explained how her mother had given it to her, >Billy
>told her
>that his mother had given him his as well. After that day,
>they felt
>a unique bond that resulted in them being best friends ever
>since.
Usagi: Yeah, it's called "Lame-o-itis". It's incurable and it makes you into an instant Lame-o.
Ifurita: So someone infected the author with it.
> As she thought about Billy, Kimberly gently held >her
>pendant and
[Ranma begins laughing like Beavis. The girls whap him.]
>drifted off to sleep.
Ranma: WHERE'S THE SEX?!?! **__POW__**
> Hours later, Kimberly awoke with the sudden urge to
Ranma: Mastur-[the girls glare him down] sorry.
>look out her
>window.
Usagi: What window? She's in a tree!
> She couldn't explain the feeling, but she didn't
>fight it.
Ami: Yes, she did. She just got her @$$ whooped.
Ifurita: [Kimberly, groaning] Last time I take on THAT feeling....
>She got up, pulled the curtains apart, and opened her
>window.
Ranma: Like Usagi said, she's in a tree!
Ami: Maybe another tornado came by and tossed her into her old room.
Ifurita: At any speed, that would be interesting to watch.
Usagi: More so than this fanfic!
> Hovering in the dark night sky was a figure in
>white. He wore a solid
>white bodysuit with a white helmet and a few pieces of
>golden armor.
Usagi: Tsukikage no Onna....
[The others stare at her.]
Usagi: Uh, I mean Tsukikage no Knight.
>A long, white cape flowed behind him in the cool night
>breeze.
TharzZzDunN: [appearing] An odd whistling noise came from behind the knight... [disappears into a ool of salt. Notice there's no 'P' in it. Let's try and have a clean wrestling match.]
Ranma: A *SELF-MADE* breeze!
> As she
>gazed at the mysterious person defying gravity, she was
>mesmerized.
Ami: Before she began gagging because of the smell! [Kimberly] KAMI-SAMA!! THE SMELL!!!
>Her trance was broken when the figure tossed something in
>her
>direction.
Usagi: The tactical nuclear missile hit her dead on.
[The others stare at her again.]
> A white flower landed gently in her hands.
Ranma: LANDED?! More like EXPLODED INTO FRAGMENTARY GRENADES!!!
[Ami looked at Ranma with concern.]
Ami: [Thinking] I'm having a relationship with him?
> She
>looked
>down at the flower and determined that it was an albino
>tiger lily.
Ifurita: No, Kimberly isn't THAT intelligent. She can remember 'Weed' and 'Flower'.
TharzZzy: [Appearing] and Marijuana and LSD and Cocaine and Jolt and Trojan and EVA brand condoms! [melts into a pool of buttery popcorn]
Ami: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT?!?!
>She looked back up to the figure, but he was no longer
>there.
Ami: No, no. It's more like "She tried to look up, but the smell finally caused her to black out and die."
All: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!
Ranma: [Pausing] Wait a- [thinking] I'm having a relationship with her?
> Meanwhile, in a dark arcade across town, a single
>arcade machine was
>on.
Ifurita: Yeah, that Mystery Mine Ride at the Mall of America is so hard to unplug.
> Standing on the controls was a small white cat.
Ranma: [Artemis] Hehehehehehe!! No one to shoo me off the game THIS TIME!!
> "Command Central," the cat said in the voice of a
>young Australian
>woman,
Ranma: That sounds like Caroline Ann Seawright! Who splashed HER with the Spring of Drowned Talking Cat?
> "this is Kat checking in. How are things going?"
All: [in unison and deadpanned] A cat named "Kat". How original.
Ifurita: Wait! A-kun said there was a white cat named "Kat" who eventually becomes the Pink Ranger in the original... story....
Ami: I worry about A-kun.
A-kun's voice: [from seemingly nowhere] A-kun worry 'bout A-kun too.....
[The group looks around.]
> A deep voice echoed from the machine, "The day I
>have feared has
>finally arrived. Queen Rita of the Netherverse has
>reawakened."
All: [in unison] NETHER-verse?
Ranma: Man, this is almost as bad as 'Jackpot'!
Ami: Or 'Scoop of the Day'.
Ifurita: Or 'Here's Uma'.
Ranma: Or 'Peter's Journey'.
Ami: Or 'The Full-Moon Fiend'.
Usagi: At least it isn't Queen Rita of the Tetherverse. Then, their plots would just spin in circles.
> Kat gasped. "But, but Zordon... she's not due for
>another four years!
Ami: Queen Rita is pregnant?
Ifurita: Must be like Elephants. They're pregnant for what, eighteen months?
>And the Ranger Scouts... they're just teenagers! They're
>not ready!"
Usagi: [seething] RANGER SCOUTS??!?!!
> "Kat, you must remain calm," Zordon told the cat.
>"You will need to
>find the carrier of the
Ranma: Ebola virus...
> Moon Zeo Shard
Ranma: Like I said, Ebola virus...
> and be prepared to
>bring back
>Ranger Moon."
Usagi: THAT'S IT!! MOON ETERNAL POWER, MAKE UP!!!
[Usagi begins transforming into Eternal Sailor Moon. This'll take a while.]
> "But what about the others?" she asked.
Ifurita: It's nice that they want to spread the other deadly flu strains, but I think Ebola is bad enough.
> "We will let them lead normal lives until it >becomes
>absolutely
>necessary to bring them back."
Ranma: At least he isn't saying 'Alpha, don't poop your electronic drawers, you pansy!"
[Usagi is now Eternal Sailor Moon.]
> Kat sighed. "I understand." She pushed a button >on
>the machine and
>said, "Kat out."
Sailor Moon: Starlight Therapy Honeymoon Kiss!!!
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM*
Usagi: [now reverted] Oopsie!
Ranma: Don't worry. We needed a break anyway.
[Door 1: It's a vault door that opens for you.]
[Door 2: It's a door of air. You walk through, confused as to where the door is.]
[Door 3: It's John Agar once again. You pull out your trusty phaser and vaporize him.]
[Door 4: It's a shower curtain. You pull it back to see....nothing again. No one is in the shower. You frown and continue on.]
[Door 5: A bomb is dropped towards you. You notice the 'Acme' label and throw it right back...again.]
[Door 6: A tiger is standing before you. You toss Kuno at it. It runs away...again.]
[A-kun appears and the MAT 2K crew and Sailor Moon begin fighting. The fight leads into the theater where the still sane MAT 2K crew and Sailor Moon begin tearing the fanfic to pieces to protect themselves from A-kun's powerful and destructive blasts.]
[Soon, they run out of fanfic... well, okay, it took a while, but eventually they ran out of fanfic and they had to deal with the powerful Author. Ifurita leveled the gun at A-kun and fired, paralyzing the near-cosmic being. Sailor Moon waved her magic wand, focusing all the hatred towards Shampoo away.]
[However, since this was embedded in A-kun's persona, not even she could get rid of A-kun's hatred for Shampoo. She could, however, lessen it and focus the hatred into love for Ukyou Kuonji, A-kun's Goddess. For some reason, a crescent moon of energy appeared around A-kun, followed by A-kun floating into a pink wall and a bunch of other cheesy effects, like A-kun dancing to Disco music and such. Finally, A-kun sat up and looked at the MAT 2K crew.]
A-kun: Thanks guys. Man, I feel GREAT! As though I just had sex with Ifurita!
Ifurita: [blushing intensely] A-KUN!
A-kun: Whoops!
[A-kun ran off as Ifurita grabbed her Power Key Staff and proceeded to chase him all around the ship, firing blasts at him.]
Ami: Well, that's over.
[Usagi and the Gun vanished.]
Ranma: What do you think, sirs?
[Deep Throat 4]
Dr. Matheus: *SIGH* I'll have to try again. You'll get worse fanfics yet!
[SOA]
Ami: WAIT A MINUTE!! A-kun lost his marbles! That means the experiment is over!
[DP4]
Dr. Matheus: No, he just changed because of his deep hatred of Shampoo. Besides, the rest of you didn't go insane, so that means that the last fanfic isn't useful at all. Danny Boy, hit the button. We'll debate this later, Animates.
Danny Boy: Yes Dr. Matheus.
[Danny Boy presses the button.]
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--- FWOOOOO-FLUMP-PING-TONG-TOG-BOINK-KAPOW!
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All stories and characters belong to their respective authors! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! A-kun out.
-Five minutes later, Kimberly arrived at Angel Grove
High School.-
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