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(Turn off the lights and watch as your screen explodes in
3....2....1....just kidding.)
Hey there, everyone. I'd just like to say that in this
series, I'm only C&Cing and making witty comments. I don't,
in any way, mean offense to any of the authors or
original show Mystery Science Theater 3000, who have spent
hours on end working to make this idea possible to form in
my head.
My anime friends are from these worlds: MST 3K (I have
to use Cambot after all!), Sailor Moon, El Hazard, Ranma
1/2.
Please don't sue me!
Enjoy! ^_^;
(This might be a bit difficult to sing...)
There was a senior in high school named A-kun,
He had two brothers who worked at M.H.I,
One day they brought him in to clean up the place,
But they didn't like the job he did so they shot him into
space...
(Hey! You can't do this! I know people! REAL people!)
(Yeah, but they're the ones paying us to do this!
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
We'll send him cheesy fanfics,
The worst we can find! (lalala)
He'll have to sit and watch them all
and we'll monitor his mind! (lalala)
Now keep in mind A-kun can't control
where the fanfics begin or end. (lalala)
Because he used those special parts
to summon his anime friends!
Anime Roll Call:
Cambot! (Pan left.)
Ami Mizuno! (Hi there!)
Ifurita! (What is the purpose of this?)
Ranmaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...(I'm DIFFERENT!)
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes,
and other science facts, (lalala)
Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show,
I should really just relax!
For Mystery Anime Theater 2000...
[In space, a giant stapler is floating over Earth. This is
the Satelite of Anime. We enter...]
[There's a brown haired young man who looks like he
really shouldn't be in high school. He turns to Cambot and
us.]
A-kun: Well, we're still waiting on the answer from Dr. Matheus as to who he's going to marry. In the meantime, while HE's distracted, my brother Danny Boy has taken over in his place as the 'Mad Scientist', even though he couldn't think his way out of a paper bag. Still, it's nice that my brother is getting more active.
Ami: Yeah, right.
Ranma: Yeah, can't you convince him to send us something GOOD?
A-kun: He's slow, but not completely stupid, Ranma. Besides, he and I never saw eye to eye, either.
Ifurita: The Mad is calling.
[The MADs light goes off.]
Ami: That's eerie how she can do that.
A-kun: Anyhow, maybe my suggestion to send us a movie will work.
[Deep Throat 4]
Danny Boy: Hey, A-kun. Sorry, but it's either a Richard Simmons 'Sweating to the Oldies' or a fanfic.
[Satelite of Anime]
All: SEND US THE FANFIC!!
[DP4]
Danny Boy: Right, here you go.
[SOA]
Ranma: Hey, how come we don't have a guest commentator?
A-kun: First of all, Dr. Matheus has to do that, and secondly, you and Ifurita killed the last two.
Ranma: Oh yeah....
[The sirens and lights go off.]
All: WE'VE GOT FANFIC SIGN!!!
[Door 6: It's a chocobo. You tell it "Wark!". It does a silly dance and gives you a Materia.]
[Door 5: It's ANOTHER Chocobo. You hop on.]
[Door 1: You couldn't slow the Chocobo down enough and are launched through the vault door into the theater.]
[Ifurita enters first, followed by Ami, A-kun and Ranma. They sit in that order.]
>From: (Rubeus) ai514@chebucto.ns.ca
Ami: [frothing at the mouth] RUBEUS!! DIE DIE DIE!!!
[A-kun grabs her.]
A-kun: Come on, Ami. Take your medication!
Ami: NO!!
[A-kun manages to force Ami's medication into her mouth. She swallows it.]
Ami: MMMmm! That tasted great! Say, what's in those?
A-kun: Bacon.
Ami: No wonder I feel great....
>Nihao!
A-kun: SHAMPOO!! DIE DIE DIE!!!
[Ifurita grabs A-kun and pours a drink down his throat.]
A-kun: Yum! Screwdiver Plus!
Ranma: Plus?
Ifurita: Plus a pint of Jack Daniel's.
>Okay, much unlike my last fic. and my filk, this is a dark >fic.
Ranma: [Rubeus] Much unlike throwing my cat. and my filth, this is a stupid fic.
> It's
>pretty depressing, but, hey, the plots none to happy >itself.
Ifurita: Can you make that a LITTLE more confusing. I think three of our readers HAVEN'T been confused enough.
> Anyway,
>there's some swearing in this, so if you don't like that, >watch out.
A-kun, Ranma and Ifurita: [High-fiving each other] WOO-HOO!!
> I'd
>probably give it a PG 14 rating, seeing as that's my age, >and, well, I
>wrote it! :)
Ami: I hope he isn't an Oscar-wanna-be.
[The MAT 2K crew shivers.]
> Comments, corrections, suggestions, critecizem,
IfuritA: Critecizem?
Ranma: You know, the Cizems of Crite.
Ifurita: Ah....
> complaints
>and flames all readily excepted,
Ami: I think you mean ACcepted, not EXcepted. Excepted means you don't want them at all.
> but no swearing in the latter, please.
All: DAMN!
>Oh, and, if you like Mako-chan, you'll probably hate me for >this.
All: WE HATE YOU!
>Please, don't kill me!
A-kun: [noting the ACs powering up their plasma rifles] Sorry, your pleas are falling on deaf ears.
>Legal stuff: All characters, except for Chrosite
All: CHROSITE?!?!
Ranma: So, I guess there'll be a Mikesite, Tom Servosite and Gypsyite?
A-kun: Don't forget Whatasite! (Sorry Biles!)
>are the property of
>Takeuchi Naoko-sama, Toei, Bandai, DiC, Kodansha, and a >whole ton of
>rather large companies which I ask to please not sue me!
Ami: [Takeuchi Naoko-sama] No. Sue him!
>Chro-kun and the story are mine and mine alone! If you >wanna use 'em
>(rolls eyes; like anyone would want to!) just ask first, >please! Arigatou
>gozaimasu!
Ifurita: You heard it here, folks! If you wanna use Chro-kun (whoever _SHE_ is) or the story, you gotta ask Rubeus.
>-Rubeus
Ami: Rubeus, he's not just a dweeby dork working for the Dark Moon Family anymore...he's also writing fanfics!
>Silent Goodbyes
Ranma: .....................
A-kun: 'kay! But, make sure you hit this time.
[Ranma leaves to hunt down Rubeus.]
> Gentle memories.
Ifurita: OW! OW! OW! OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!! These memories aren't gentle at all!
> Kino Makoto, the legendary Sailor Jupiter, stood
[Ifurita, Ami and A-kun cheer.]
Ami: We hearby give Rubeus the Award for Most Sucking Up in the Second Line of a Fanfic.
>above Tokyo,
A-kun: [a passerby below] Hey! I can see your panties! *BZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>looking down over the dark ruins of the once beautiful >city.
[Ranma returns, singed.]
A-kun: What happened?
Ranma: [glaring at A-kun] SOMEONE forgot to remind me we're in outerspace, THEN I had a run-in with that little thing called "Earth's Atmosphere"!!!
A-kun: Oh yeah. Those things hurt, don't they?
[Ranma begins strangling A-kun.]
> Sad recollections.
Ami: Then don't recollect. Just call 1-800-COLLECT!
> Not Crystal Tokyo, mind you.
Ifurita: It's so nice that he minds us....THAT JERK!
> No, this was Past Tokyo, 20th
>Century Tokyo... Home Tokyo.
Ranma: [glancing up from his strangling] Never heard of Home Tokyo or Past Tokyo.
[A-kun takes this oppurtunity to blast Ranma unconscious and erase Ranma's memories of what happened.]
> A place where she still belonged.
Ami: Then, she was transferred to That Other Place Tokyo.
> Tears stremed softly,
Ifurita: Stremed? Softly? Hell no, those things are hard as A-kun's pe-
A-kun: STOP!
> silently,
A-kun: Silently, or they can bang around like elephants.
> down her cheeks.
Ifurita: [sarcastically] No, really? I thought they'd go UP her cheeks to her forehead!
> She tightened
Ami: [to the others] Say it and I'll hurt you.
[The others whistle innocently.]
>her grip on the bouquet of roses she grasped in her hands.
A-kun: [Makoto, furious] KUUUUUUUUUNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
> What had happened to them?
Ifurita: Yo, Rubeus! Who's she talking about?
> They'd been so close.
A-kun: Now they were just in Utah....
Ranma: [waking up] Oh yeah, they've got that barrier thingy around there, right? I think me and Akane bounced off of it a few times in the Revenge Wars....thank kami-sama it wasn't ME!
> Her fellow
>Senshi... Her friends...
Ifurita: That's what you get for buying 'DISCOUT'! *WHAP*
[Ifurita rubs her head where Ami whapped her.]
> She didn't attept to steel herself
Ami:...She didn't 'attempt' to steel herself...
> as she stepped down, into the
>city's remains.
A-kun: [The city] AAAACK!! DAMMIT! WHY DOES EVERYONE STEP _THERE_?
> Walking down semi-familiar streets of a ghost-town,
Ranma: I think I've been there. It's all fuzzy.
A-kun: [thinking] Hmmm, that's right, last time I went through the atmosphere, I crash-landed in Tokyo.....uh-oh...
> her
>green boots echoed on the streets.
Ami: And sounded the gong!
Ifurita: [Host of the Gong Show] Sorry, but you've been GONGed!
> Echoed off memories,
Ranma: Ah, Memories. They're like the cornerstone of my mind or something like that.
> long over, but
>never forgotten.
Ifurita: Hmmmm, it reminds me of my earlier days.
> Her fuku skirt ruffled in the wind.
Ami: And became chips.
Ranma: [Singing to the tune 'The Incredible, Edible Egg'] %The Incredible Edible Fuku!%
> More tears fell.
Ifurita: [Makoto] Where the hell are those coming from?
> She came to a very familiar place, then.
A-kun: [Makoto] Hmmm, 'The Very Familiar Place'. I think this place is very familiar....
> 'Ah, the Tsukino residence.
A-kun: [Makoto] Dammit! I don't remember this damn place at all! Where the hell am I?
Ranma: At least it's not as disgusting as the Tsukino residue.
> Neo-Queen...
Ifurita: DEVA! [lunging at the screen] RAAAAAHHH!!!
[A-kun catches her with in a full nelson and wrestles her back to her seat.]
> no, Usagi-chan's home.
>Or, what's left of it.'
Ami: [Makoto] It's creepy that only the left side of everything in the house is all that remains.
Ranma: No, no, only the houses LEFT of the Tsukino residence remains.
A-kun: What if you were on the other side looking at it?
Ranma: We're not going to get into THAT!
> She pushed past the rubble in the doorway,
Ranma: Just can't believe there were 'Woo-Woo' guys on the Titanic.
Ifurita: Ranma, what the hell are you talking about?
Ranma: Sorry, flashback.
> a result of too many
>years without care.
A-kun: That's what happens when you don't abandon houses.
> Poor old house.
House: Ah, bite me!
Ranma: Apparently old and BITTER!
> As old as she herself felt.
Ifurita: Hey, just wait until the house looks twenty THOUSAND years old.
> Old and alone.
> Just like her.
Ifurita: HEY!! Those are MY lines!
> The tears now came in a steady , constant flow.
>But, she was
>used to that.
Ranma: She still didn't know where the hell they were coming from, but she was used to it.
> Most of her life - too much of her life - seemed to have
>been spent
A-kun: On the Roller Coaster at ValleyFair!
> in tears.
> She was now in Usagi's old room.
Ami: That's where Usagi was OLD!
Ranma: REALLY?!
Neo-Queen Serenity: [Appearing] AMI! Stop spreading Rumors!
Ami: But it's true! You're over two thou-
Neo-Queen Serenity: AMI!!!
[Neo-Queen Serenity begins chasing Ami around the theater.]
> A place where she'd laughed,
>talked, gossiped, had fun.
A-kun: Making those EVIL plans for world domination with Pinky and the Brain....whoops! That was Minako!
> She lapsed into memory.
Ranma: Not gonna touch that one with a fifty-foot pole.
> First, a good one.
A-kun: The spanking machine-
[Makoto Kino, aka. Sailor Jupiter, appears.]
Makoto: AAAAAA-KUUUUUUUN!!!!
A-kun: Ummm, I hope this isn't about me going to the states after giving you a fake name.
Ranma: A-kun! YOU were 'Freddy'?!
A-kun: Ummm, can I get back to you?
Makoto: RAAAAAH!!
[Makoto begins chasing the author around the room.]
> Coming home, once, to her empty apartment,
>and feeling all alone (oh, and how young and naieve
Ifurita: What's 'Naieve' mean?
Ranma: I don't know.
[A-kun walks back to his seat, a tad charred, but otherwise fine. Makoto left.]
> she'd been to think
>that she knew anything about lonliness)
A-kun: You don't know *lonliness* until you [Macho-Man Randy Savage] SLAM INTO A SLIM JIM!!!
> and the phone ringing.
All: Uh.......
[Ami walks back to her seat, a tad singed, but otherwise, fine. Serenity left.]
> It was
>Usagi, calling her to say that she knew that Mako
Ranma: Had been stolen. Shinra must be responsible!
Ami: For those who don't know, consult Final Fantasy 7.
> had been feeling kind
>of down lately, and would she like to come to her place for >a sleepover?
Ranma: No one will be admitted during the tense and gripping "Ask her over for a sleepover" scene.
>Mako had agreed.
A-kun: To the spanking machine-*WHAP**BONK* OW!!!
> Better than another evening with only the TV for a
>companion.
Ranma: Yeah, Tsubasa creeps everyone out.
> Half an hour later,
Ifurita: It was half an hour later. Nothing had changed, except the time.
> she was at Usagi's house, talking, laughing,
>just generally having a good time, with Usagi, Chibi-Usa >and Luna.
Ami: Hmmm, must be the Manga Chibi-Usa.
A-kun: Yeah, Anime Chibi-Usa would be tossed into the incinerator by now.
Ranma: You guys are just cruel.
A-kun: [raising an eyebrow] This from a guy who has an Anime counter-part that was going to beat up two amazon kids by changing into a girl?
[Ranma grumbles.]
> As simple as it was, it was one of her most >cherished memories.
All: [singing] %Memories, like the cornerstones of my mind. Lalalala, Memories...%
> Then the bad.
Ifurita: [director] Okay....cue the ugly!
> The fights.
A-kun: The spanking machine, turned on 'High'...
> The yelling.
Ami: The demands for Doco to sing one more song....
> The anger.
Ranma: When they didn't....
> The threats...
Ifurita: Towards numerous animators when they cut corners or changed the story-line completely and replaced things with real crap...
> The tears... The Oh So Many Tears...
Ranma: [Mikado] Ah, so many the bittersweet memories.
> She stared out the window.
A-kun: The freak window that was the only completely intact thing in the house.
> Off, far in the distance, were the
>towers and spires of Crystal Tokyo.
Ifurita: HEY! I thought this was Home Tokyo, Past Tokyo and 20th Century Tokyo!
> A paradise where she had found no
>place, and never would; never could.
A-kun: And I understood nothing in that sentence.
> No, not now, not ever. There was
>no place for traitors there.
Ami: Traitors? Mako-chan? When cow farts levitate pigs through the atmosphere!
> It was torture.
Ranma: Having her favorite bubble-gum brand taken off the market...
> Knowing what was happening, what was going to >happen, and happen
>soon, wanting to fight, wanting to help the ones who had >once considered
>her a friend... And being unable to.
A-kun: I think we're in for a soliquoy.
> But, how could she not?
Ami: How could she be a traitor? The senshi are closer than peas in a pod.
Ranma: Yeah, after all those lemons, they wouldn't be able to keep their hands off each other-*WHAP* Ow!
> How could she give up?
>
> She was, after
>all, the great, the legendary Sailor Jupiter, sworn >defendress of good,
>of the Princess...
Ifurita: So....she defends the dress of good of the Princess?
> 'And that's all I am, now,' she thought bitterly, >'a legend.
A-kun: Hmmmm, I'm missing something here, but I'm not sure what...
>Someone mothers
Ranma: That should be "Someone that mothers". I believe there should be an apostrophe in there, but it's been a while since my last lesson in punctuation.
> tell their children bedtime stories about. Nothing more
>than that.'
Ifurita: Expect nothing less from the great savings at MENARDS!
> Turning back towards the room, she took four roses >from the
>bouquet, and lay them down on the rubble-covered bed.
Ami: Look! It's Barney Rubble from the Flintstones!
Ifurita: Eeeeeeew! He's not looking too good, is he?
> "Good-bye, Luna-chan. Good-bye, Diana-chan. Good->bye, Chibi-Usa-chan.
A-kun: I'm missing something here. Definitely.
>Good-bye, Usagi-chan." she whispered.
Ifurita: However, Barney Rubble ruined the mood by eating the roses.
Ami: [Makoto] Hey! Mamoru spent three seconds making these!
> She walked out the door to the room; out of and >away from the
>house. She never once looked back.
Ranma: Because the smell emanating from the bathroom could knock eight men over. That's right, little Shingo left his mark on history.
Ami, Ifurita and A-kun: EEeeeeeeeew!!
> It was a bit of a distance until she came to Ami's >mansion.
Ami: Coooooool! I've got a MANSION!
> Even
>broken down and dying,
A-kun: [Mansion] *HACK**HACK**COUGH**COUGH* AAAAAAAAAACKK!!
> it had the orderlyness about it which Ami's
>presence always instilled in people.
Ami: Damn! It's a pile of crap!
> Mako hadn't felt that calmness in years.
All: [O_O] *GASP* You mean....
Ami: [O.O] I'm dead?
> "You know that you're pathetic, don't you?"
>whispered a voice in
>her head. She shook herself, trying to get it to stop.
A-kun: [Evil Puppeteer] You're an ugly little dummy, aren't you Shingo? [echoing] -go, -go, -go, -go....
Ami: [Echoing voice] You're the worst party clown we've ever had, had, had, had....
Ranma: [Echoing voice] Two for me and none for you, you, you, you....
Ifurita: [Echoing voice] Shake it baby, move your money-maker, -ker, -ker, -ker, -ker...
> "No."
> "Just a stupid little fool. A nothing. You're as >useless to
>them now as you were back then."
A-kun: [Echoing voice] This cole slaw is too cold, cold, cold, cold....
Ami: [Echoing voice] Can you buy me a pony that really poops, Daddy? Daddy? Daddy? Daddy?
Ranma: [Echoing voice] You stupid kids, stay out of my garden and....hey, don't pee there, there, there, there....
Ifurita: [Echoing voice] I'm sorry, but we just don't have any need for someone who can dance the Macarena, -na, -na, -na....
All: [Echoing Darth Vader voice] Mako-chan, join the line for the buffet, it's REALLY good, good, good, good......
> She shook her head harder, invoulentarily stepping >closer to the
>old house.
Ranma: [Makoto] Damn....you.....Vidal Sassoon!
> "Stop. Please, stop."
> "Stooping to begging, now, are you? Worthless. >You're a waste
>of life."
A-kun: [Echoing voice] If you go down this road and ask for Big-Butt's house, -ouse, -ouse, -ouse....
Ami: [Echoing voice] Hey, would you care to hear about a new long distance service? We'll give you a crappy Cellular Phone, phone, phone, phone....
Ranma: [Echoing voice] Who says ya shouldn't pee on an electric fence? fence? fence? fence?
Ifurita: [Echoing Luna voice] Makoto, I need more kitty n' bits, I need more kitty n' bits oh, and some tuna and some mackerel and while you're out there can you get Artemis another crate of those diapers for cats, cats, cats, cats....
> "Shut up!"
> "Worthless, useless, purposeless. That's you."
A-kun: [Echoing voice] You gotta a real perty mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth......
TharzZzDunN: [Jumping out his seat] Hey! Who left a wet spot on the seat? seat? seat? seat? [Melts into the ceiling vent]
Ami: [Echoing Mamoru voice] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! YOU KNELT ON MY CROTCH!! CROTCH! CROTCH! CROTCH! BED!
Ranma: [Echoing voice] The next caller on Loveline is, is, is, is, is....
Ifurita: [Echoing Gruff voice] Take a bite out of a Youma, youma, youma, youma, youma, youma, youma.....
> "SHUT UP!"
> "Do you really believe that they'll ever accept >you? Forgive
>what you did to them? Fool. They're not that forgiving of
Ami: Waiters who bring the wrong food.
>traitors.
>You should know that, after all the time you spent with >them. Sailor
A-kun: Moon?
>Jupiter."
> "LEAVE ME ALONE!"
> "Don't you see? You've got no home. Skip the
Ranma: rest of the fanfic. It sucks.
>stupid little
>'good-bye' rutiene and just get on with it. All you're >doing is making
>it harder
Ranma and A-kun: [8>~]
> on yourself.
All: [O.O]
> Harder to do what we both know must be done.
>And it's not like they would care, anyway. They hate you."
A-kun: [Echoing voice] We call this...the Paddling of Swollen @ss', @ss, @ss, @ss....
Ranma: [Echoing Mamoru voice] Hey, Mako-chan, smell this cat with the two stripes, it stinks! Stinks! Stinks! Stinks!
Ami: [Echoing Motoki voice] *HIC*! *HIC*! *HIC*! *HIC*! *HIC*! *FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Ifurita: [Echoing Minako voice] Like, should I put the nail polish on BEFORE I transform or after. Gosh, I'm so confused! Confused! Confused! Confused!
> "GO AWAY!"
> "Stupid, worthless little Senshi bitch."
A-kun: Sorry, but there are no female wolves that are senshi. This statement will be removed in 5, 4, 3, 2....
> "LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!!!" she screamed. She >closed her eyes
>and swung out with her
Ranma: Bat.
Ifurita: [Announcer's voice] Ooooh, it's a long drive out to center field. It's going, going, going, it's GONE!!! THE SENSHI WIN THE WORLD SERIES! THE SENSHI WIN THE WORLD SERIES!!!
> fist. It met glass. The old window shattered
>easily under her blow.
Ranma: YOU DANG KIDS!!
> After a minute, she realised what she'd done and >fell to her
>knees on the ground, cradling her bloody fist. Screaming >and sobbing
>like a tiny baby.
A-kun: I thought that was Anime Chibi-Usa's job...
Ami: SSHHHHH!! It's a dramatic scene.
Ranma: Whoever owns that voice, I hope they get their @ss kicked. Making Mako-chan cry.
> She didn't know how long it took for her to calm >down. At least
>th voice didn't seem to be coming back.
Ifurita: Sounds familiar.
> She got to her feet, careful not to use her injured >hand.
> She'd been meaning to go inside, like she had at >Usagi's.
Ami: Usagi's......what?
Ifurita: Room?
Ranma: Closet?
A-kun: Cat?
> The
>doorway had completely collapsed some time over the many >long years
>the city had been deserted.
Ami: I thought old Tokyo was destroyed to allow Crystal Tokyo to be built.
Ifurita: Must be an alternate universe.
> The only entrance was the open window. She
>looked at the blood-smeared shards which had exploded out >when she'd
>punched the window. No. She would remain outside.
Ami: Why? We've got money to burn! Hop right in, Mako-chan!
> She took another rose from her bouquet and lay it >on the ground
>in front of the door.
> "Good-bye, Ami-chan."
> At Minako's house, another two roses.
> "Good-bye, Artemis-kun. Good-bye, Minako-chan."
> At Mamoru's apartment, another.
> "Good-bye, Mamoru-kun."
> At the Outer Senshi's house, four left the bouquet. >Only two remained.
A-kun: Man, this ain't good.
Ifurita: At least we don't have a lot of characters confusing us. Then again, with THIS grim future, it would be nice to hear a little dialogue.
> "Good-bye, Haruka-san. Good-bye, Michiru-san. >Good-bye,
>Setsuna-san. Good-bye, Hotaru-chan."
Ranma: Ooooooh. Something smashed the senshi but good.
Ami: Man, this sucks.
A-kun: So how do you feel? Being dead and all.
Ami: [pausing briefly] I feel like having fish sticks.
> And now, a long walk. Up. Up hills, then up >steps, to the
>Shinto Jinga, where they had met so many times. To study, >for Sailor
>business, just to have fun.
Ifurita: Yeah, the arcade was the best idea Rei ever had.
> The place where it had all ended. And all begun.
A-kun: That should be 'And it had all begun'.
> "YOU CAN DIE IN A GUTTER FOR ALL I CARE, MAKOTO!!!"
> She started at the echo of memory. Voices from the >grave. Just voices
>from the grave.
A-kun: You mean there was only enough for ONE grave? Man, someone worked the senshi over but good.
> She continued on, more quickly, to Rei's old room. >Went inside
>Went to Rei's bed, which was still covered in her old >sheets and
>futon. Lay a rose down on it.
> "Good-bye -"
> And a sudden surge of rememberance cut her off.
All: [?O_O?]
>End first post.
All: D'OH!!!
>Next: Flashback time. You'll get to see what happened to >leave poor
>Makoto-chan all alone for so very long. Also, the first >apperance of
>Chrosite.
Ami: I hate cliffhangers. Mainly because Dr. Matheus never sends us the next part.
A-kun: Maybe next year.
>That's the first bit. I hope you liked it. I don't really >know where
>it came from, but there it is.
>Oh, and I just realised: Anyone who likes Rei will probably >hate me by
>the end of the flashback, too. Gomen.
>That's all for now. Don't forget to send me C&C.
>Jya-ne and arigatou for reading my fic.
>
>-Rubeus
All: Let's go.
[Door 1: It's vault door. It shuts as you leave.]
[Door 2: It's ANOTHER Chocobo. You hop on.]
[Door 6: You couldn't stop the first chocobo and are sent flying to the ground. You look up at another chocobo. You tell it "Wark!". It does a silly dance and gives you a Materia. You smile and walk on.]
[Stapler]
A-kun: Okay, what'dja think?
Ranma: All in all, not bad. A few spelling or grammar errors, but good and dramatic.
Ifurita: Shows the senshi in a new light. Not necessarily a good light, but a new one. It's new, fresh and original. I liked it.
Ami: I wish he would've continued in THIS part, but I guess beggars can't be choosers.
A-kun: Good structure. It wasn't even bad. I think this might be a fluke. A great fluke, but a fluke, nonetheless.
[DP4]
Danny Boy: Um, A-kun, Dr. Matheus wants to announce who his bride is.
[SOA]
[The MAT 2K crew crowd around the monitor.]
[DP4]
Dr. Matheus: Hello, A-kun....and friends. I'm going to show you my bride-to-be!
[The doors to Deep Throat 4 open and out steps Ms. Hinako Ninomiya. She's in her adult form.]
Hinako Ninomiya: My beloved to be-[her eyes twinkle as she looks at Dr. Matheus]-has made a WONDERFUL device that will keep me in my adult form forever! Isn't that great? And of course, [glaring at the MAT 2K crew] also told me what deliquents you all are!! I'LL TEACH YOU ALL A LESSON!
[SOA]
[The ACs have passed out from shock.]
A-kun: Gahgahgahgahgahgahgahgahgahgahgahgahgahgahgah....
[DP4]
Hinako: See you at dinner, dear.
[Hinako walks out of the room.]
Dr. Matheus: [sparklies in his eyes] Push the button, Danny boy....
Danny Boy: Right, Dr. Matheus. This sucks.
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